#worlds shittiest court jester

[bueris]

my worst habit is if I'm going to any art gallery with a friend I will point at paintings and sculptures that are really abstract or not obviously emotive and say "me when I get that thursday feeling" and stare them dead in the eyes with an unblinking smile until they look away or laugh

[apollos-boyfriend]

i just know in my heart of hearts she’d make for the world’s shittiest court jester

dsmp dungeon meshi au……. cpurp as thistle….. hannah and boomer as the toudens……. does anyone see the Vision

[kiwinatorwaffles]

WELSKNIGHT? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WELSKNIGHT GOD DAMN FOOL ARMOR WEARING NAP CONKING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT KNIGHT OF THE WHORE BIGGEST JESTER IN THE COURT LAUGHED OUT OF THE KINGDOM COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WELSKNIGHT

STOP CLAPPING FOR ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WELSKNIGHT I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP WEAPONS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SWING THEM NORMALLY IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS HAIR AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BUZZCUT GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and the gods said welsknight is waiting inside i would piss on their feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with welsknight speaking one word in person in voice on proximity chat not only will i close the game i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire season again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he swings swords but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some shithead who can flick a finger and send a building toppling ill go ham

BETTER have had a combat guitar make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateWelsknight

episodes not even his. the narrating hermit vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his starter base and I lost it

where the fuck is welsknight if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch wels and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final sword he kept on him at all times simply named Now You Fucked Up in medieval italian

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when wels died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up crazy ass weapons