#worktimes

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie dipping Charlie while dancing, leaning down and untying Charlie's bowtie with her teeth. is this a thing

actually, Vaggie stealing Charlie's clothes the entire time they're dancing

Nothing above the belt is safe from her. She opens and drags off Charlie's coat, wraps it around her own waist. Snags Charlie's bowtie, re above, ties it around her own wrist using just her mouth. whoops Charlie's suspenders just got pushed down her arms, nooooo resemblance at all to any other straps a person might get helped out of during and intimate situation-

by the time Vaggie's unbuttoning Charlie's shirt without messing a beat or step of their dance, Angel Dust is taking notes with one set of hands while covering Niffty and Lucifer's eyes with the other, Husk is looking sick and has actually stopped drinking, Alastor has the surviving egg boi propped up in front of him as a shield, and Cherri Bomb is cheering bc of the fiery tracks a very warmed up Charlie is leaving all over the ballroom floor

everyone finds out why chaggie aren't intimate in public more often... they are really really bad at remembering they're in public, or knowing when to STOP

Husk: "...what... the fuck are they doing?"

Angel Dust: "At this point? Each other, basically~"

Lucifer: "Why are my eyes being covered...?"

Cherri Bomb: "YEEAHHH!! AND THEY'RE HOT AS HELL! GET IT PRINCESS!"

Lucifer: "Oh. Ha ha ha! I see!" (shapeshifts) "But not literally. I don't see literally. I don't think I need ANY eyes at all right now!"

Cherri Bomb: "AHAHAHAHAH MORE FIRE!!! MORE MORE!!!!"

Niffty: "Fire? As in bon fire?? I AM MISSING OUT ON SOMEONE BURNING ALIVE!?"

Alastor: "I am terribly afraid we are not, dearest. Not unless you count this egg frying himself with his own blush."

Egg Boi: "Wowzer!"

Niffty: "Boo."

Vaggie: "Did one of you assholes just BOO us?!"

Angel Dust: "YA GIRLFRIEND IS HALF UNDRESSED TOOTS! HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL NOTICIN' WE EXIST???"

Vaggie: "My hot girlfriend is half undressed you moron of COURSE I'll notice when someone boos her!!"

Husk: "Then put some fucking clothes back on her!"

Vaggie: (flips him off while charlie twirls her) "FUCK YOU! NO!!!"

Lucifer: "Oh apple of all the eyes I don't have right now! How're you feeling about all this, Char-char?"

Charlie: "I'm feeling... Wowzer... heheh~"

Angel Dust: "It was that thing with untying ya bow with her mouth, huh?"

Charlie: "HEHEHEHEH."

[smileymoth]

eating mushroom.....

[indig0trolls]

MESSY SKETCH ADOPT TALKSPRITE EDITS

15-35$ USD, order on etsy!

Exactly what it says on the tin. You bought a messy sketch adopt from me? I'll do an expressions edit for em so you can use em as sprites!

Packages are as outlined above. Each package comes with at minimum a base 3 set of brows, eyes, and mouths, as well as 3 blush options, additional add ons from there!

Additionally, I'm offering MINOR. MINOR color edits as an option. Was there an accessory you wish was a different color? Want to add freckles? You got it! Major changes to overall clothing/hair and blood color are not permitted however, and I will not be doing any lines alternation at this time. If you're not sure! message me BEFORE filling out the form and ordering.

NOW FOR THE BAD NEWS: Only certain designs are eligible for sprite edits! Why you ask? Well. foolish me, I merged all my old adopt files down so they're not editable anymore. I've linked below the cut the sketch adopt sets that are eligible for edits, but you can also see which specific designs are eligible via the form linked on ko-fi.

Unthemed set: Ain't your baby/Out of Your League

Unthemed set: Dare to Dream/Sullen & Grim/Dancing Through Life

Circus Act Set

Fall into Fall Set - Exception: Cozy sweater (face obscured by nonremovable design element)

Let's Get Spooky Set - Exception: Are You My Mummy? (face obscured by nonremovable design element)

Witch's Cottage Set

[tojad-lisi]

proenczam chomping on chinchillas, please someone stop him

[ms-demeanor]

Sleep hours!

1 is Too Late

2 is Best

1 is too late because I have to be at work 9 at the latest (even on weekends 1 is too late because I would like to not fuck up the rhythm)

But 2 or 3 is more like when I would naturally go to sleep if the rest of society was Fake News and I could just do my own thing.

The fun thing about the normal distributions on all of those polls is that they suggest that (among the self-selected sample population of tumblr users who click on polls that I've created) AT BEST 40% of people are ideally suited to a standard 9-5 schedule and the actual majority of the population would like something at least slightly different but no we all have to have fake news bedtime. Actually it's not even fake news bedtime it's fake news get-out-of-bed time because I can go to bed whenever I want. But watch out.

[cj131-1]

GFDI, figuring out what to do with 2 hands is difficult enough, but 4?????

My head hurts, but I am proud of this one.

[zvaigzdelasas]

"Simple Time Tracker" on the Fdroid package repo my beloved

[ahoneesan]

[postmariannizm]

There are snacks in a training session!!!

[phoenixfangs]

You tagging my post with ''BARKIGN AND HOWLING AND SKITTERING AROUND ON THE HARDWOOD!!!!!!?'' had me almost on the floor at work today

her pulling her shirt up to show off her bellybutton piercing was really really wowza. it had me skittering !!

[x-crowmancer-x]

ALRIGHT THATS IT

I keep getting DMs from randos on Discord askin me to buy a commish and I've specifically stated in my bio

=(don't DM me to buy coms plz)=

But since people cant read my polite decline I'm sharing my experiences with these guys. I've got like a folder of these interactions and this wouldnt be that big a problem if THEY DIDNT KEEP TRYING TO SELL ME THEIR ART WHEN I ALREADY SAID NO THANK YOU >:(

I've hella censored their tags and pfp in these cuz I'm not rewarding this behavior with free PR. Yall gotta learn proper outreach and also not literally begging in DMs.

This person was actually the nicest one I've met so far cuz they actually respected me saying no.

(: Dont be like this plz :)

(: if I wanted a com I would reach out to you :)

[anomalousandroid]

SCLVIFJV3202513 : Hello, sorry. I have been busy as of late. I don't have a lot of news on the models, I'm still in the planning stages and hammering actual details down. Which, there has been progress on, it just isn't... much to say, I suppose? If you know what I mean. I do appreciate the message though, I hope I can have something truly started to show you soon. How about you? Any news on your end?

[paskariu]

The joys of working for an international company is seeing what kind of abscenses are paid for in other countries.

In other news, fuck non-German parents apparently:

[le-fine-art-of-bullshit]

airport

[brbuttons]

ᐅ card attack for @ballpitbee + the finally finished AF2024 card back! [ on artfight ]