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okay personal grievance but. grrm making cat get pregnant on her wedding night was just one of the manu cruelties he enacted upon her but arguably the one that goes the most unnoticed. she did not want to have sex with that man
#working my wizard powers#nedcat first fuck the day before he leaves okay#they were playing the bachelor#except they were already married#they Got To Know one another and had a Great time#and ned was like#to keeo shame from mu beautiful wifes name we’ll say we doinked on wedding night#but this is false#because#leave catelyn alone#she doesn’t need that rn#anyway#ALSO????#making her give birth while her husband is away#she’s never even been to winterfell#shes known this guy for barely two weeks#he’s his brothers replacement in everything#and then ned comes back#Alive thank god#rip brandon#and he’s got a bastard with him#CATELYN ILL SAVE YOU#catelyn tully#ned stark#nedcat 4eva#but damn
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it’s been almost a year now… is the bg3 fandom finally ready to talk about how gale’s “hubris” is the sole product of actively feeding his insecurities further and straight up denying him help & guidance when he was at his lowest and needed it most. it’s not one of his core traits and never was. he isn’t some closeted power hungry monster that is just waiting to be enabled. what he wants is admiration, recognition and acceptance. which is also what he sought from mystra before the orb disaster happened. he had no desire whatsoever to become a god himself or challenge her rule, he simply wanted to be seen as sufficient in her eyes (“to serve her better”). to be as equal as he could possibly be in a relationship with a literal deity. he has a deep passion for magic and knowledge that affects almost all areas of his life and enjoys the display thereof. he wants to be the smartest person in the room and enjoys when his work is recognized. he may be perceived as arrogant when it comes to his skill, but he IS NOT hubristic. it truly takes so little for him to be wholly content.
#this is such a fundamental misinterpretation of his character and really grinds my gears#i feel like we really gloss over the fact that he sees the crown as an alternative to NOT DYING#and not something he secretly wanted all along#an option to finally prove that he is ‘worthy enough’#either of himself or the person he’s with#whenever another post pops up talking about how astarion and gale are so similar another angel loses its wings#bg3#astarion was always corrupt long before cazador happened. and even after he seeks power for safety and control#(and partly because of the fun of it)#meanwhile gale? my guy just wants to live. read books. eat good food and be a great wizard recognized for his hard work#gale dekarios#it speaks#neme rambles#i forgot to censor my tags but i’m on mobile so oops
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I can literally feel my brain cells being sucked away every time I re-download instagram
#I get sucked in to reels for Hours and then I have no creativity left#even if I set timers on it my rat brain just wants to keep scrolling#I feel like a wizard with a cursed powerful amulet#that shit is literally evil I hate this new internet era#yt shorts as well#I need to get a browser extension that blocks them#anyway I’m mad I’ve wasted a Friday evening instead of drawing or creating or anytHING#I deleted it again lol#hopefully I can work on some stuff tomorrow
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smile for the camera!
crisis belongs to @amyupup47
#art#illustration#my art#fanart#crisis#errormare ship kid#TAKE THIS AMY!!!! you sweet sweet little goose >:'Dc#i've been planning on drawing you something for weeks now i can't believe i sat down and finally made something HHH >:'D#side note just aughgh i normally would be satisfied with the end result but dude.#DUDE you won't believe how hard replicating the swag your ocs have in my style iss WAA i can't draw hoods for the life of me hhh#hope i did the lil bean justice >:') his design is so warm!!! loved working with his colors<333#your art is crazy good too btw can't believe you don't hear this daily but GHGHGHG HOW DARE YOU HAVE SO MANY BANGER STYLES OMG!!!#you say you don't have a consistent one as if you don't have the insane power of turning your art into whatever you like and STILL#still SOMEHOW keeping the little things that make me go 'oh! that's amy's art!' which is BONKERS. you powerful evil WIZARD#have a nice day buddy muah muah muah muah muah (FIVE TIMES as payback<3333)
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got any future plans for adding to the child Valtor au, because the more i think about the more i wonder about how his age changes the way he interacts with the characters and vice versa
I cannot tell you how much I've been thinking about child Valtor ever since I made that post
You what a bunch of hcs??? You get a bunch of hcs!!!
Like Winx says that Valtor was made by the ancestral witches, he wasn't born, and he actively trashes against the control the ancestral witches have on him and they straight up help Bloom kill him for the kicks?? And it's like, just there? I love it but it's so easy to kill off Valtor bc he has control over his actions and he's an adult and you don't get to sit with these uncomfortable implications due to that. The tragedy has already happened, it's passed, you don't have to look at it. You know??? Not anymore, we all hurt forever
Can you imagine being Daphne??? Seeing Valtor hiding behind Belladonna's leg, this child. Can't be older than 11. Fighting your fellow Nymph's, and you can't even think about that, pay attention to that, because you need to fight Belladonna and protect your planet. This wasn't a priority, that child those evil women created wasn't a priority. How would you ever recover??
The company of light is made up of educators, people who dedicated their life to children. A stutter, a small child's eyes winding in panic. None of them could follow though. It was safer to kill him, he was made, he doesn't have a soul, it was the right option. They send him to the Omega dimension instead
He wakes up from the ice to see Belladonna's cold eyes staring back at him. She doesn't look the exact same but he knows that smile and he knows those eyes. He'd recognize his mother anywhere. He does what he's told for new Belladonna too, not that he knows why. Icy has plans, plans he's supposed to help out with
He clings to Bloom. Her magic feels like his, she's the only person who could begin to understand how he feels. She was chosen too, right? She gets it doesn't she? How could she not. He just wants someone, anyone to understand him, to help him. He couldn't tell you what he wants help with. The Ancestral Witches say he's loyal to them, and he's never been able to disagree with them before
He doesn't like the winx, he's never shared in his life and is loathed to start now. He plays tricks and schemes and never kills them. He mains, he disables, he distracts. This is fun. He's never had a true enemy, rival. The company of light wanted to defeat his mother's, these are his fights. It's fun, he wants to keep them
(You ever think about the amount of times Valtor could of straight up killed the winx or put his mark on them and he just kinda doesn't and then gives their romantic rivals a love potion??? Bc I do. That was weird and the entire reason this au exists. Like Valtor basically made the perfect opportunities for the winx to get their Enchantix by never directly trying to kill them. It's almost funny)
Valtor is completely incapable of free will but he does experience desires and he has the ability to think for himself. One of the winx asks him why he's doing all of this and he literally can't answer, he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to be here, but he does? That's why he's doing it, right? And the girlies get a front row seat to a child gaslighting themselves to cope with their inability to control their own actions
He wants to be powerful! The most powerful person in the dimension! Then he could do whatever he wants! Then he would be free! At least that's what he tells himself (he knows it's not true, but children are allowed to have their fantasies)
They could extinguish kill. He barely came up to Bloom's chest, and they could just extinguish him. If Bloom pulled at the fire element in his body and Aisha the water they could pull him apart. Making a soul sounded impossible and has never been done before but that's the only way to release the Ancestral Witches control on Valtor, so they'll do it
#post s3 Valtor is adopted by light rock and Bloom is his sister. hes just this insane kid they all take turns babysitting#yes that Valtor‚ the wizard of magic‚ the Ancestral Witche's most powerful weapon. his favorite flavor of icecream is mint chocolate chip.#ive only had one type of ice cream i can stomach if you think my ice cream assessment was wrong im sorry but do you get the vibe???#adult Riven who works at Rf lecturing the class while a world class war monger works on fractions at his desk with a slurpee#i can go more into my post s3 thoughts for him if you want. its just him being a kid™#rus chatters#asks#winx Valtor#child!valtor#winx club#winx headcanons
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Rings of Power S2
Spoilers
Arondir: *stabbed*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO 😭
Adar: *prettified by Nenya and has possibly his conscience restored, his thirst for vengeance cooled down, alludes to an older name, and has VIBES with Galadriel*
Me:…*remembers that Celeborn was supposedly killed off centuries/who-knows-how-long-ago*…wait. WAI-!!
Adar: *also stabbed*
Me: NOOOOOOOOO(dangit there goes my headcanon)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭
Arondir: *alive actually*
Me: …wait wut
#rings of power spoilers#the rings of power#rings of power#also got chills from former king durin celebrimbor elendil + more#but seriously#WHAT THE HECK WHY STAB PUERTO RICAN ELF IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODE AND BREAK MY HEART#ONLY TO PULL AN ‘JUST KIDDING’ CARD?!#AND ADAR’S MOMENTS OF REGAINING HIMSELF BOTH AS ‘ADAR’ + WHO HE USED TO BE?!#look i’m just saying#if by some miracle he comes out unscathed like arondir#the possibility that he is actually a deeply traumatized celeborn could be valid#since in the hobbit film trilogy (which I am one of the few who loved them)#we learn that thranduil is actually massively scarred underneath the glamour#and arondir had told bronwyn that elves have artificers or smth that help cover up wounds like that#only things that work against my headcanon is 1) adar is now dead (for now until they pull a fast one on us)#and 2) galadriel doesn’t seem to recognize her husband#or does she?#she could have been surprised by nenya’s effects on adar (what? he be hunky as an elf too imo)#but could there be a possibility that some part of her recognized her husband deep inside this tortured traumatized angry tired bitter soul#and had asked for his name in a tone that she had an idea of who he could be but was both fearful and hopeful that the elf she once loved#had been corrupted into this orc/uruk that she had hated so vehemently not even a few days ago?#maybe i’m wrong#since i was also wrong about the stranger = saruman#since the dark wizard being saruman and already doing shady things and already being on the stranger’s bad side seemed too easy#galadriel#adar#arondir#adariel#celeborn#adar = celeborn?
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How Jason and Eddie meet Rose!
Here's an old comic I made a year back, for some backstory on the kiddie Outlaw's first meeting. I never finished it cause I wasn't sure on how to proceed but I decided to just post this here. Maybe later I'll think of way to finish it.
I mentioned in an earlier post that she and her mother was attacked by Slade Wilson's half-brother Wade LaFarge. Her mother survived (in a coma tho) but Wade actually died somehow, but before he did Rose finds out from him that Slade's the reason for the attack.
Rose isn't sure if she wants some form of revenge on Slade or to find out how their connected but she wants to find him so she wants to hire a detective to help her. She was looking for Batman but found Jason and Eddie instead. And thus the Outlaws for the Training Wheels au is born!
And that's it, didn't know where to go from there so these two pages are all I got for now.
Well, hope you like them anyways!
#DC Comics#Rose Wilson#Jason Todd#Eddie Bloomberg#my art#Training Wheels au#heres a bit of backstory for that wizard btw#he used to be a powerful tyrannical evil wizard king in his home dimension#but his subjects overthrew him and sent him to the DC universe#unfortunately for him his powers don't work right in the dc world#and nobody understands his odd language#so he's turned into a z-list villain where even 9 year olds can kick his ass#his name is... uh Strumply the Sorcerer#just made that up#yeah he's not actually important lol
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The Wizard Spite
(The Wizard, The Witch, And The Wild One Original Character)
The Wizard Spite, an illusionist of The Citadel. When he chose his name cloak, it was not due to his feelings towards the world around him in the current, but more so to how he wanted to feel eventually. An illusionist of the Citadel has little use outside of psychological warfare. But at the core of an illusion is creativity. If you can't imagine what you want to create, then your illusions have no substance. A Minor Illusion is the most basic of cantrips, and really only used to clean up minor details that you don't need to bother with. But only an illusionists would include shading The Wizard Spite showed immense aptitude for learning and memorization. Being able to look at a page of incantations and see it clearly in his mind caused him to get noticed quickly. Passing the required tests, he began tracks to become a wizard. Though it was often noted that he would take notes on the Faunaloges more than the magic theory. His notebooks contained writings and minor sketches of people and objects. Their movements and idiosyncrasies, the clothes and light. Spite assumed he had to be a wizard. It's something people of Citadel aspired to, and what his parents recommended to him. If he is able to, then he should. He didn't know what else he wanted to be either. So becoming a Wizard felt right. When it came time for him to pick a specialization and track, he tried for Conjuration. He hoped that conjuring things would allow him to gain a better understanding of the mechanics of physiology. Though the magical theory around Conjuration ended up not being for him, and he was transferred over to an Illusionist track, one not sought out by many.
An illusionist has two goals when they are casting their spells. 1) To Deceive, Distract, and/or Entertain their target(s). 2) To Study, Analyze, and Observe their Target(s). An illusion's effectiveness increases with knowledge of the target.
Spite knew how to watch people, when he was with his friends he found his mind wandering to how their mouths moved as they spoke, or how eyes move. Those subtle differences in how people react to things is what Spite was best at. In the year he would get his Name Cloak, he initially was going to become The Wizard Scrutinize. Though he then found out exactly what Illusionist do in and outside the Citadel. Fear is a powerful tool, and is held in the Empire's hand. Not often are they called upon to do so, but sometimes a Wizard that has stepped to far out of line needs to have zipped lips. Enchanters and their abilities to Modify memories can only last so long. But the image of their world burning around them lasts forever. He accidentally found this information out, though he wasn't as shaken as he might've thought he would be. After all, this is what he has been trained to do so far, and more yet to come. He knew this was right, wizards are defined by their secrets. If the Citadel let all Wizards and Soldiers speak so freely, then how quickly might everything crumble? When he stood their and chose Spite as his Name Cloak, the meaning was not directed at the world around him, but at the person he would become. Hatred directed towards his future self for what he will do for his Empire. The Wizard Spite lives alone, a man known for his bitterness more than anything else. Once a great artist and entertainer in his 20's, now a drained and bleak individual in his 50's.
#worlds beyond number#Worlds Beyond Number OC#wbn#worldsbeyondnumber#wbn pod#the wizard the witch and the wild one#Am I making a lot of assumptions and head-cannons about the citadel?#of course i am#It doesn't feel entirely wrong to me either#If we learn more about other schools of magic ill change him a bit#But i guess that's for when we learn more about the world huh#Anyways no art of him because i don't really draw#but he has a yellow robes with red accents in my head#Also based on name cloaks being called shots and what not and what was discussed in the world building fireside chat#Spite is a very large and powerful name to live up to#Which i believe he gained more of a sense of magical presence physically as his own Spite towards himself grew#idk if thats described right or if it even makes sense but its a way i imagine it in my head#Also feel free to ask any question you want about him#im still not entirely sure how tumblr works but I think my asks and Dms are open
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#Arcane Arena#benedict art#this is for that wizard game thing that's going on#the way this battle works is you have to cast a spell that's more powerful than the spell of a bunch of killer robots#in this case the spell has to be an image post#spell powerfulness adjudicated by... you posting the spell and getting more reblogs than the robots' post#which presumably will be juiced by competitors hoping to knock out the competition#which is one way to do it!#i don't much like to beg but reblogging this will help me get Not Murdered in my first move in the wizard contest
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hour 20 of being awake means I can't actually articulate what is going on in my head. I know I'm right though.
#just thinking thoughts...#REAL AND TRUE 2 ME.#HE'S AN INFERIOR MINORITY IN THE CASTLE'S SOCIETY (human)#BUT BECAUSE HE WAS BORN INTO A HIGH SOCIAL CLASS AND IMMENSE WEALTH (magic power)#HE IS UNIQUELY ABLE TO MOVE UPWARD IN THIS SOCIETY#HE DOESN'T WANT TO BUT REALIZES IN ORDER TO GET THE THINGS HE WANTS HE NEEDS TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SYSTEM#like how the doors only open if you like. put in the work or whatever.#and how he needs to learn from others how to properly control his power and how he's probably 100% going to need 2 b an apprentice#AND SO THE OBVIOUS THROUGH LINE WITH THIS PLOT IS HIM GETTING INCREASINGLY ALIENATED FROM THE VALUES HE ONCE HELD#AS HE PARTICIPATES MORE AND MORE IN THIS SOCIETY OF ELITES#AND WHEN HE FINALLY ATTAINS THE ABILITY TO CARRY OUT WHAT HE WANTS HE WILL BE SO DISTNAT FROM WHO HE WAS#HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO DO THAT SHIT ANYMORE! ! ! !#clasps my hands. praying in the chapel#I hope that will just be act 1 of the story. please please please wizard killers radicalize him
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I've been thinking about him for some time already (YOU KNOW WHO...) and I think. he's just Like That ™. the gentleman killer. Haskillcore boring old man stuff enjoyer that spends weekends reading newspapers and philosophy books. looks down on people that lack manners. DOES want to serve for the best of his abilities and be appreciated. But ALSO I get the vibes... that he's the way he is because he's a shitty wizard.
HEAR ME OUT... It was just a joke at first but his fiasco with messing the most basic spell and being thrown out of the train..... I feel like he, in fact, can be incompetent wizard and that can fuck him up SO BADLY... like inferiority complex... I can imagine him being young & dreaming of becoming a great wizard & failing painfully. So now he compensates it with self-taught magic and dark arts (his necromancy interest). “dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil"...
I also get vibes from him of being bullied? I would take away his lunch yk. And now he allows people to walk over him and it's not just a job thing he's just like that. Until the moment he snaps. And murder may be the way for him to feel being in-control, which he usually lacks. Feel like he hass power. He doesn't feel nor act like purple guy jeff the killer (he's too old for that) but. Sometimes he thinks “It would be nice to kill someone right now. I also need cash. Hmm.” and that's now it happens. Maybe he feels alive when he does that, but it's only in-moment feeling that doesn't stay. I feel like he's pretty sensitive and can say when he feels bad(offended) or good(proud), but doesn't really have emotional intelligence? The feelings are there, what to do with them? who knows. not him. he goes out on the streets at night. depreesion)
I think he knows a lot about magic and artifacts (found out about the relic by private investigation or smth) but he can't use that intformation himself! what a shame! I get the vibes that he can be almost . cursed . to be a bad wizard. he's probably not but it just feels that way. so many potential in such cringefail loser (/affectionate). and he knows that and mourns that! what does he do with his life!
I rotate him in my mind he's so interesting what is wrong with him . . .
NODS VIGOROUSLY ALONG WITH YOUR POINTS im sitting here taking notes for my fic fr!! i actually hit on a lot of the same conclusions you did which makes me so happy, but one of the main differences was i thought he might actually be a good wizard, BUT i think your reading that he's ACTUALLY just a shitty wizard is more interesting character-wise....
like you said "he knows a lot about magic and artifacts but he can't use that intformation himself" <- YESSS. i think the exact way that he's shitty is that he definitely has the theoretical knowledge, but he can't apply it for shit. <3 like at the end of rockport limited he clearly knew the flame spell he was going to use, he just... fucking misses by a country mile LMFAO, even the meat monsters seem a little cobbled-together, like he knows the the theory but there's little finesse in the execution.
"he's the way he is because he's a shitty wizard." <- OK BC THIS BASIS IS SO GOOD. hes got so much ambition but no talent, and that informs everything about him!! - it's my headcanon that he grew up lower-middle class, and i think combining that with being bullied and being bad at magic contributed to an inferiority complex. and he likes refined things precisely because he likes the image of himself as this powerful refined (rich) person when he's really just grasping at it desperately :)))
aaand i think the dark arts provide shortcuts to power for the price of sacrificing another living thing, SO FOR JENKINS, who was a shitty wizard and an asshole who's totally willing to sacrifice people for power, it suited him perfectly :)))))))
not to mention all the points u brought up abt why he kills are so good. i think it's firstly a practicality thing (he needs the money, like u said), but then secondarily an outlet for his anger (he's a bit emotionally unintelligent like u also said lol). i think he learned how to deal with this simmering hatred in the exact wrong way, where he bottles it up during the day when ppl push him around and then lets it out during his murders. instead of yknow... learning to not let ppl push him around, and manage his anger and deal with it less destructively SDFLSDFKJ. and it became a cycle. so now he's a serial murderer cos he's into this repress-release pattern, someone get this man into therapy or get him a boyfriend who can fix him !!
AND... okok final point bc its getting a bit long. "so many potential in such cringefail loser (/affectionate). and he knows that and mourns that! what does he do with his life!" <- YES. perhaps even. he is not cut out to be a wizard..... he clearly has ambition, and good taste, and a flair for the dramatic, and mental problems, which means. of course. he is perfectly suited for the theater--//SHOT
#(im allowed to say that last part cos i do community theater KJFDHSKJGDSF)#YOU UNDERSTAND HIM SO WELL. AA!! like the haskill analyses your brain is huge as always#'the gentleman killer'. there are hearts above my head like a cartoon#ur analysis actually makes me think that in order to be happy jenkins might need to let go of his dream of being a powerful wizard...#like i think his want for power is actually a need to feel secure and appreciated in disguise#that could be fixed by connecting with people. he could stop killing and work as an actor or author or usher and experience community art#but do i want him to give up killing? - absolutely NOT he should continue doing it forever and ever. so the solution here is to give#him someone who will stick by him and like him and is also fucked up enough to also abet his murders :))))#and this way his killing could morph from being a way to chase power to a bonding activity with his partner who makes him feel appreciated#get loved idiot!!!!#....hes got so many problems <33#jenkinsposting#ask
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Where did this Solomon even come from? 👀
#personal q#sorry solomon is fucking my MC up so bad in NB 💀#I'm so mad they're preying upon my wizard mentor bestie weakness and it's working.#obey me spoilers#Nightbringer spoilers#part 2 on the reblog bc frankly. the power move of the whole scenario when Eva is just my canon MC who's with Luce lmao.#i was trying to delay uping his intimacy too high too early bc hes so good in NB. very conflicted.
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thinking about how melliwyk had a reputation in her career for ruthless ambition but actually she knowingly went into a dead-end field with realistic expectations about it because that's what brought her the most sincere excitement and joy
#the thing is a lot of ambitious young wizards go into artificing; it's a highly in demand field and research funding is basically limitless#but ambitious artificers burn out really hard more often than not because they always think they're gonna be The One To Crack It#even though no major progress or breakthrough had been made in the entire several thousand year history of the vault#given enough time mel would probably have burned out too if she HADN'T been the one to actually make that final breakthrough--#but she lasted a lot longer than a lot of her peers because she's generally a lot more comfortable with failure and enjoying the process#am I really going to be THE one who rediscovers magic item crafting? statistically probably not but I bet I'll learn A LOT just from trying#I dunno I just think she's neat. most wizards feel like they're stagnating if they're not constantly growing in power and influence#mel's content as long as she's got something to work on and think about#she's mad everyone's reactions to her first magic item were really underwhelming not because she wants CREDIT but because it's EXCITING#(someone taught her how to do it-- she doesn't particularly feel like she deserves credit! but that's not the POINT she doesn't CARE)#(but this is gonna change the world as we know it-- isn't that thrilling? won't you share in my joy for this? can't you feel the enormity?)#my OCs#melliwyk
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Nothing like being super into something highly visual to make me mourn my lack of artistic skills ;_;
#i'd do a million variations on the channeling the weave scene ft. gaila obviously#i was just thinking earlier about how impressed and excited larissa would be to channel the weave in that scene#communing with her goddess in such a material way!!!#but also i choose to believe that earlier#gaila is injured (she's a wizard. it's going to happen) and larissa is like: oh a thing i can help with! i'll heal you!#gaila (slightly woozy): thanks. tbh i kind of envy you for just being able to call on your god and have that power flow through you#larissa: i hadn't thought about it that way but i /am/ grateful to mystra for her favor :)#gaila: uhhhh grateful to who#larissa: not many of the temple sages are actually blessed by her so i have reason to appreciate it! let's see-#gaila: um. i. uhhh actually i'm not sure this will work#larissa: sure it will. my goddess always comes through. like so: gaila. by the power of mystra be healed!#*blast of divine power*#gaila (watching the skin of her arm heal before her eyes): that's ... i'm. very impressed.#anyway. but one of the super vivid-to-me scenarios playing out in my mind#anghraine babbles#fic talk#fic talk: gaila#anghraine whines#anghraine's gaming#pretty sure i sold my soul to larian studios#larissa x gale
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okay. okay okay okay flying off the cuff several hours past bedtime because I need to Purge The Thoughts so I can sleep before my job (ugh) BUT I'm halfway through ep 22 of the Wizard the Witch and the Wild One (Suvi (my beloved) JUST rolled the seven to lie to the public transit and I went OKAY THAT FALLOUT IS FOR POST-SLEEP so no one say SHIT about anything past that) and I'm kind of obsessed with that horribly flubbed conversation with Steel about Ame needing to leave Right Now Immediately
Because Steel (sword of the citadel) (very tired) (three hours of sleep) so CLEARLY heard "threat" and went "I must protect Ame" and totally fucking missed (because Ame (young) (stressed) (unfamiliar with wizard thought patterns) did not articulate it very well rip) that it's MOSTLY (mostly, these witches are still INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS) that the threat is a METAPHYSICAL threat.
Steel they don't need you to protect them from being physically killed, they need you to give Ame a ride home so she can grab some shit before she accidentally no call/no shows her quarterly meeting and gets fucking fired!
Steel she just needs her incredibly well connected friend to get her past the police barricade so she can get to her job!! Steel!!!
#Steel if you found out you had three (now two) days to get to a war council before they DISSOLVED THE POSITION OF THE SWORD OF THE CITADEL#AND STRIPPED YOU OF ALL POWERS AND PRIVILEGES THEREIN#YOU WOULD MOVE YOUR ASS ABOUT IT!!!#THE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES OF IT BEING FAKE ARE LESS BAD THEN THE CONSEQUENCES OF IT BEING REAL AND YOU NOT GOING! STEEL!!#love this VERY tired and overworked lady who wants to Eliminate The Threat (and keep Ame where she Knows She Will Be Safe)#ALSO might be reading into this but I DID kinda get the vibe that while Steel made the conscious effort to learn to treat SUVI as an adult#But has NOT done the mental work on that for AME#Who is HONESTLY kinda less assertive about it in my read anyway#So she kinda falls back on not. Necessarily treating Ame as a child but DEFINITELY as being more naive than she probably should#The repeated emphasis on “YOUNG witch” felt like Something I dunno#the wizard the witch and the wild one#probably should have put that first but I'm NOT reordering these tags#I'm on mobile it's NOT happening#Steels not like WRONG about verifying your sources etc it's just that steel IS wrong about what sources are reliable and she's very tired#And also professionally paranoid#Steel shit like this (ignoring the Actual Request in favor of doing what you think they SHOULD be doing) is why no one wants to take#advantage of the resources of the citadel (for legal purposes this is a joke lol)
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do new mobile phones simply not come with chargers anymore or what
#me trying to find the ‘what’s included’ section in the specs for every phone#just fucking tell me if the charger comes with or not instead of being all coy about it#*bats eyelids* here are is our accessories page ooohh look a wireless charger *blushes*#shut the fuck up#ALSO what is it with these wireless chargers#that’s some wizard shit hownn bc is that even possible#I’ve become a grandpa#anyway. just maybe also tell me if I can use my old charger at least or if I have to buy the fucking wireless charger accessory#listen!! if it’s a vital component to making the device work!! such as a power supply!! IT IS NOT AN ACCESSORY#an accessory is not essential. it’s a fucking decorative case or whatever.#I want to murder every single tech ceo#just dunk them in battery acid
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