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bitchfitch · 1 year ago
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I did some lino outfits bc I like dressing him up. Please ignore the fact that he should have 2 flesh legs in two of these.
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whoslaurapalmer · 1 year ago
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did we hang the christmas lights, realize we hung them backwards, and then frantically shuffle them around so the plugs were now in the right spot?
I can neither confirm nor deny these events however I can say the lights look A+
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theriverbeyond · 9 months ago
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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w1lmuttart · 7 months ago
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The lake town
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inkskinned · 7 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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ilona-mushroom · 1 year ago
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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froody · 7 months ago
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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop
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stargoyle · 9 months ago
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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gwydionae · 2 months ago
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Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)
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hansoeii · 4 months ago
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butch wolverine, anyone?
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reactionimagesdaily · 3 months ago
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markwateneymemorialcrater · 1 month ago
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
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thelaurenshippen · 8 months ago
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
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larkiethings · 2 months ago
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shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats
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pansylair · 23 days ago
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Little begging dogfish!
Took some inspiration from spotted seabass for this one. sold! 🐟💙
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