#wooo boy i cant help it

[overleftdown]

4th and final part to my farleigh analysis. most of this one is just ranting, since all of these scenes are fairly self-explanatory. i am plagued by thoughts and emotions.

[1:12:45] farleigh: i wouldn't do this! elsbeth: james is very upset. farleigh: you know that i... why would i do this!? elsbeth: i don't know! farleigh: i swear to god, this has to be a- elsbeth: enough! farleigh: there must be some kind of mistake, here.

oliver really did hit farleigh where it hurts, i suppose. farleigh remains committedly in control of himself; he knows when and where to say something, how carefully he needs to act in saltburn. he toes a line, but he somehow manages to stay on the right side of the cattons' affection. this, however, was a breach of that line. oliver attacked the cattons' trust in farleigh, in their confidence of his ability to remain compelling and non-threatening. maybe oliver was expecting this particular offense to be the end of their good graces towards farleigh, although it clearly wasn't.

[1:37:17] felix: i mean, the idiot! he had to have known that dad went to school with the chairman. venetia: i mean, talk about biting the hand. and mum and dad would give him anything he asked for. felix: yeah, well. obviously, he got sick of asking. venetia: that's ridiculous. he's more spoilt than we are. felix: i mean, come on vee, you have to admit. it's a little bit dark, him having to go to mum and dad with a beginning bowl. venetia: oh, boo-fucking-hoo. felix: already yes, fine, it was incredibly fucking stupid.

again, the irony of this situation is that farleigh really would never do this. it's interesting, how nobody questions it.

i also think it's important that venetia assumes the money would be for farleigh himself, and felix neglects to correct her. the conversation he references by specifically saying "begging bowl" had everything to do with farleigh's mother. the lack of familial privilege farleigh has is, also, a supposed racial bias. felix also neglects to mention this. the idea that farleigh could be implicitly discriminated against within saltburn is so deeply uncomfortable, so offensive, that felix can't even mention it as an objective discussion he had with farleigh. that's not surprising, though.

[1:25:30] oliver: have they seen you, yet? farleigh: not yet. oliver: yeah, they'll go ballistic. farleigh: i doubt it. they invited me. oliver: ohhh. farleigh: mmm... mmm. god, the look on your face. oliver: they can't have invited you. farleigh: oh, oliver. you'll never catch on. this place? you know, it's not for you. it is a fucking dream. it's an anecdote you'll bore your fat kids with for christmas. olivers once in a lifetime, handjob on a hay bale, golden big boy summer! and you'll cling onto it, and comb over it, and jerk off to it, and wonder how you could ever... ever, ever, ever get it back. but you don't get it back. because your summer's over. and so you... oh... you catch a train to whatever creepy doll factory they make olivers in. and i come back here. this isn't a dream to me. it's my house. so whatever happens, i always come back. try harder next time, baby.

god, this monologue. so much for me to chat about.

"this place? you know, it's not for you." farleigh has this obsession with the fact that oliver is an outsider. it's intentional, it's instinctive, because farleigh is an outsider all the same. it's strange, though, because this is still farleigh's family. this is his aunt, his uncle, his cousins, and the house he's lived in for at least a couple years. he shouldn't, reasonably, be an outsider. yet, he's treated as one. something kills me about how hard farleigh is fighting for a place to belong. and sure, the money, the lavish lifestyle, it's all great. i don't disagree that farleigh is motivated by the fact that he's never experienced the life of lesser wealth that he fears so much. but there's also so much love for felix and venetia and i'm sure, for elsbeth and james.

this makes the final portion of farleigh's monologue so relevant. this is that kind of foreshadowing where a character implies a happy ending before receiving the opposite of that. farleigh says "this isn't a dream to me. it's my house. so whatever, happens, i always come back." and he... doesn't! he does not come back, at least at the invitation of elsbeth or james. this was a dream for him, too. oliver just had to prove it, how easy it is to destroy everything farleigh has worked for since arriving at saltburn. the pocket in time that farleigh runs to when he doesn't want to go back to america and his mom.

[1:35:58] (they find felix's body, in the maze). farleigh and venetia destroy me, in this scene. the way farleigh reaches for her hand and pulls her into him. at 1:36:56, he pulls her into him again. they cling onto each other. sometimes i think about how much farleigh must have loved them and grieved them alone. how in the world do you cope with that?

[1:37:12] (pre-curtains closing) it's the way farleigh glances to felix's empty chair. it's the way that, even now, it's farleigh sitting next to felix's ghost. and he's trying his hardest, in this moment, to be very english about his emotions. great effort.

[1:39:28] farleigh: oh, my god. may i be excused, please? james: no. we haven't finished lunch. farleigh: the lunch is cold! what, you want me to just eat it like nothing's happening? elsbeth: what else is there to do, darling? farleigh: anything! anything! james: farleigh! will you be quiet!? sit down and eat the bloody pie! just eat it! eat it and shut up! eat the bloody pie! you're not the only person here with feelings. none of us wants your bloody american feelings.

i don't know if there's any singificance to this, but the same moment that farleigh cracks is the same moment that the footman behind him cracks.

of course, english repression vs american... normal...ness. "none of us wants your bloody american feelings" is, again, such a strong indication of how differrent farleigh is. he's family, yes. but he's different for a multitude of reasons. i also find it heartbreaking, how elsbeth speaks to him in this scene. she is visibly trying so hard to keep herself together and maintain a calmness while speaking to him. i really do wonder how close they were.

[1:40:10] farleigh: what the fuck are you still doing here? what, does no one else find it weird? no one else finds that weird? oliver: i wouldn't throw stones if i were you, farleigh. farleigh: excuse me? venetia: please, stop. james: what is he saying? farleigh: i, i have no idea. oliver: what i'm saying is, i would feel guilty, too. farleigh: guilty? oliver: if i was the one racking up lines on the night that someone died. farleigh: fuck you. oliver: that's not a denial. james: is that true? search farleigh's room. farleigh: no- james: get out. farleigh: no, wait- elsbeth: what's happening? farleigh: aunt elsbeth? elsbeth? james: don't you dare look at her. get out. i won't mention to this to the police, but that's all you'll get. nothing more, ever again.

and here is all it took to ruin farleigh. archie's acting in this scene is so potent it's kind of vomit inducing. the way he fidgets with his sleeves, the way he flinches and his lip quivers. farleigh is buried in a sweater. now, more than anywhere else, he looks so young.

for the first time in this movie, farleigh refers to elsbeth as his aunt. gah. not that elsbeth seems any more motherly than what i imagine farleigh's own mother to be, but goodness, he's begging for affection. i realize there's not much else to say about this scene other than how heartbreaking it is. i'm basically writing this post for my own self benefit; i gotta rant somehow! i wonder if farleigh did feel guilty for his actions that night. if he regrets sticking to his own agenda, avoiding felix and the rest of his family like the plague. if he regrets the competitive nature of it all; how quickly his need to be accepted took precedent over the genuine connection he had with felix. there's something so hopeless about learning how to lie.

i think, out of all the cattons, farleigh understood how much it all mattered. the money, the ease of summer, the companionship during school. just like oliver, he knew how to work, in his own way. farleigh knew what it felt like to be loved and ignored by the cattons, and by his own family in america. rararararararara.

[pissedpupp]

heyhey i’m another disabled wheelchair user into omo and holding and all that, but i often find that my disabilities get in the way of letting me enjoy it or do it (ie: cant drink enough to get desperate, or my bladder will lock up and not let me pee when it’s time) how do you,, , like navigate stuff like that? i really wanna enjoy this kink but my body cockblocks me😭

wooo boy okay so theres a few things!

part of it for me is like, reframing. bc im not gonna be able to enact most kinks in the ways that able bodied people do so instead of hating that *i* cant do the kink, i rework the kink to fit me. like, i get REAL nauseaus REALLY easily, specifically i get ut really bad from water 🙃 so i will take it slow, or take some zofran or jist drink something else entirely.

another example is im on a medication that helps my kidneys retain water, but that means i dont really get super filled up from the amounts of water it might for an able bodied person. and on top of it all before this developed as a kink i was in pevlic floor physical therapy for urgency and pissing my pants, which kinda gave me some advantages in pissing myself on purpose

like i was told that after toddlerhood, you are ALWAYS choosing to pee. unless you have a disorder or syndrome that specifically affects your urinary tract, you are always choosing to pee. most people are just conditioned on when its acceptable to pee. so like, for example. someone who has REALLY bad urgency right before they get to the toilet has subconsciously ttained themselves to start to pee before they sit down, like a self fulfilling prophecy. if you go "oh god im not gonna make it" youre basically dooming youself. and if you do that often, youve now conditioned yourself, to the point that seeing a toilet right in front of you will give your body subconscious cues ro start to go. so someone who is trying to curb the issue i just mentioned would just wait a few seconds, or a few minutes, before sitting and peeing. (and do control exercises like kegals) until its deconditioned.

so all that being said! something im working on now is that i previously had like, 5-10 minutes after sex where i physically COULD NOT pee. and i will lose urgency while getting stimulated, so like. kinda awful for omo and related things. so ive been doing like, extremely intense (for me) and very long (many hours) holds and then sort of conditioning myself, im into edging, so ill get to the point of bursting, let out a controlled leak and then edge. or edge and then push on my bladder to be forced to leak. over and over, until either im so lost in arousal that ill be able to force myself to piss while i orgasm, or im out of pee and can now orgasm anyway. (for right now, this all happens while im sat on the toilet. less mess, and it gives my subconscious the cue to pee)

and ive made some progress! i had a few open hours and followed omo dungeon and then forved out a few big leaks while masturbating and then pissed for a VERY long time. im not anywhere near done, so if i do end up being able to pee during a sexual act its the smalled of streams. i swear i peed for a solid 90 seconds straight last night

ANYWAYS. you have to accommodate yourself. figure out what really works for you. personally soda doesnt make me have to pee but sweet tea REALLY does. i probably cant make a huge habit out of pissing myself uncontrollably because i spent a lot of time unlearning it, and while the idea of accidentally pissing myself without meaning sounds hot, as someone who has pissed themselves in public its just. real embarrassing. not in a cute way. and now that its a kink? you gotta have everyone who witnessing it give enthusiastic consent. and having genuine bladder issues really fucking sucks for like, being an adult lmao.

and so, if i decide to make this kink a regular thing in doing its gonna be a lot of pretending to wet myself, like getting to bursting but not actually truly losing control. a lot of practicing kink is actually just improv and acting im sorry to say 😬

if you wanna talk more ab it feel free to ask more questions! or dm me! im an open book! and your situation is most likely different from mine mechanically. but i can probably help you try to navigate it, might be better to have more specifics before i can give more pointed advice anyways.

as always! consent is key, dont do things that can alter your life outside the scene, and be kind to yourself if you cant fullfil the kink exactly how you want.

[sagittarithealastorsimp]

im bored, so im gonna rant about alastor's breakdown scene

deal with it

(i also may have lost the post with most of my info but whatever shut up/j)

WARNING: MAJOR spoilers for for hazbin hotel

if you havent watched it all the way through, id reccomend that-

also speak of sensitive topics such as father issues, mental breakdowns,

i feel like i should say this, i am NOT a psychiatrist, in ANY way shape or form, and im just speaking from prior knowledge and experience, aand also my friend who has studied psychology and all that jazz immensely (say hi to ros! :)

i also make an excess of unnecessary and dumb jokes so if you cant handle that bye i guess (/j)

(will also include random images here and there of him, bcz why not)

okay, so i dont think its that much of a secret that alastor is NOT okay, mentally (and physically, i mean, look at that gash thats not healthy smh)

it could NOT have been made ANY clearer that theres something wrong going on in this mans head, and its... uhm whats the word help ive backed myself in to a corner here

theres more than one s o m e t h i n g thats wrong, i guess, and im here to give my opinion and theory on the matter so uhhhhhh

make sure to SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON FOR MORE AMAZING CONTENT1!1!1!!/j

okay very dumb and idiotic jokes aside smh, im gonna explore and explain each one of the reasons i think this guy is not okay, starting with

d r u m r o l l

father issues! yayyyyy amazinggggg totally not horrible haha whaatt.. anyways, there are numerous hints that alastor had, at the very least, a very problematic father, and, hey, ever notice how he's more comfortable around women?? and that he was a confirmed 'mamma's boy'? yeah, based on those two things (i only provided two reasons because, haha, i may or may not have lost the post i was using for info) i think we can concur that he had atleast SOME sort of father issues, and not the "oh yeah he's just an annoying goofy fella" kind of father issues

of course, we ALSO have the deal he made, which was brought up briefly in episode 5, and 8

and there i s kind of a funky little debate on who the deal was with, and what it was for, but the two main cantidates are lilith, and roo

and who knows what lilith/roo makes him do, even? ...okay, aside from lilith/roo, who would be the ones making him do things-

i dont know, theres not alot i can say on this matter other than its most likely alastor made a deal with either lilith or roo to save his power or something, and briefly bring up the fact that he probably does have to do some things here and there, and the fact that if it i s lilith he made the deal with, she probably sent him to help out with the hotel, maybe, i dont know

WHEWWWW OKAY THEN lets get in to some of his behaviours that are n o t at ALL good or normal, the way he treats husk and reacts to him 'caring' about his 'friends' wooo yayyyyy

also heres another alastor image so you little grubs(/j) dont get bored at the lack of things to look at woo

lets start with how he treats husk, thats just, thats not nice man dont do that :(

jokes aside though, there HAS to be some reason that he treats him like this, theres no way that its just because he owns his soul- like, unless husk did something reaallyyy bad theres no reason to treat him like that (granted, alastor IS in hell for a reason, and is NOT a normal or good person)

anyway thats it for this section because i really dont have anything and im relying on the wiki and memory alone to get me through this post shush :(

okay lets talk about his reaction to him nearly dying for his 'friends' and actually caring about them

its clear that this man has some sort of issues with caring about people, and there has GOT to be more than one reason why other than "oh no people are gonna think im a softie thats no good :( *has a breakdown musically*" i mean, it COULD be just that one, but i just really dont think it is honestly, i dont really have that diffinitive of a reason, i just really think that something happened that made him n o t want to get attached to people,

and i REALLLYYYY want to know what that reason is in season two

alright, for the last bit of this post, i think we should discuss the fact that he always smiles

we DO know that one of the reasons is that, to him atleast, a smile is a valuable tool, that keeps your friends inspired, and your enemys guessing, and always ensures YOU'RE the one in control

but its HEAVILY implied in this image that there is another reason,

if you observe close enough (not really that close, but hey who has perfect eyesight not me) you can see it looks like his mouth is stitched, and even more so to be literally always smiling so theres a possibility that either lilith or roo is ALSO forcing him to smile

then again it could just be something about him literally not being able to talk about his deal, which is also plausible

...or thats just what he looks like idk im not here to judge his fashion choices

CONGRATULATIONS!! you made it to the end of my stupid post! keep in mind that any and all of this could change at any given point, and i will update it accordingly....if i remember to

i am not using this in any way to condone his actions AT ALL, you shouldent be a cannibal, or a serial killer, or be manipulative (is that the right word???), thats unswag smh, and i am NOT AT ALL a psychologist, or a psychiatrist, once again, i only really know some of these things because my friend rambles about them, and i used to get in to crime and psychology documentaries when i was bored

so i am not at ALL a professional

thanks for reading this shit show of a post

[iridescentis]

EPISODE THREE WOOO

party time!!

this is so sweet :( <3

okay set up what are these two up to today

nooo why does everyone want to just act like dead people never existed why is this a thing?? i think we all need to go to therapy here

they set that up like this was going to be a huge plot point nope fran just pulls up the security footage likes it's nothing and wooo everything is fine

okay im not a fan of jade she is just too much

angie my love <3333

her dad seriously needs some thorough therapy my god

HOLD ON WHY ARE WE HAVING ANOTHER ROMANTIC MUSICAL NUMBER WHAT

awh fran is so lovely <3

i don't understand why this guy is so obsessed with his own daughter not finding her mother's stuff. what does he think is going to happen??? did he kill her or something?? im so confused

i cant remember friend boys name but this is a fun plot

honestly fran just seems like the best friend ever she's just got it all covered

gregorio blink twice if you need help

i dont know why the bread phone was so funny but i love that

girl why are you stalking him what is this going to achieve

i really need to learn dinosaur boy's name OH ITS MAXI OKAY they just said it

OH okay the boyfriend is león alright

is this like an afterschool school or?? do they teach like maths and science too or is this like an extracurricular thing

ludmila is precious she can do no wrong i do not care

okay how does the old man think she's her mum?

OKAY! damn good for you león that was actually a decent judgement! but as i said she can do nothing wrong sorry sir </3

is jade on drugs? i know she isn't but it really feels like she is constantly high

pretty girl needs more lines

ah the classic cliffhanger this can only go badly

WELL that was interesting! there are quite a few characters i don't remember the names of yet and so much is happening so fast but im getting invested now!

[yuukei-yikes]

Um hiya vinnie,I've liked kagepro since i was like 13 so um do u have any prn hcs for the mekadan? If thats ok 2 ask

FUCK YEAHHH CRACKS KNUCKLES

ayano: she/her but in a deeply transgender way

kido: they/them but also...why not a lil bit of he/him. transmasc kido my beloved...

seto: he/him also in a deeply transgender way.

kano: he/they/it YEAHH WOOO YEAHHHH also transmasc btw if u even care. but i could also transfem ray him he has the range tbh

mary: she/they, doesnt rly care much though. that sonic comic thats like knuckles what are ur pronouns. (saeru: SETO WHAT ARE MARYS PRONOUNS seto: we usually just use she but they dont really care)

momo: she/it, probably a bunch of neos too. the more the better. transfem btw. that whole thing distances her and shintaro even more as kids bc he doesnt understand it very well. meeting ayano helps

takane: they/she/he/it. idk if its bc theyre a favorite or they just have that much gender. canon blue hair and all you know. so nonbinary it makes you look stupid

shintaro: he/him. hes the diversity hire and the only cis person in the dan. ive seen transmasc shintaro hcs and like ofc its awesome but to me it just changes his whole foundation... if a boy, to me he is cis. if trans shintaro...ok hear me out. transfem shin COME ONNN COME ON COME ONNNN C ok yeah that rly self indulgent hc aside, cis 💔 also has a hard time understanding...everyone else. when finding out ayano is trans his brain breaks. he especially cant understand the nonbinaries hes like JUST PICK ONE !!! sry cis shintaro is so funny he keeps wanting to act like a victim for it (confusion and self hatred shed feel in a transfem hc...oughoigh ok sorry ill move on)(puts down the stress ball with shintaro face printed on it)

hibiya: HE/HIM BABY TRANS💗💗💗 gets his first binder from the dan as a gift. kido teaches him to put it on. weehhh wehhhhh sniff sniff but also transfem egg hibiya would be so awesum too😳 both are good. but he is so deeply transgender either way

haruka: he/she. demiboy or demigirl whichever but so epic and genderfluid :) when he is a girl and she is a boy

konoha: it/its cuz unauthorized fucking thing /pos /pos /pos but when it was around, the dan used he/him sort of in the same way they use she for mary lol (kido: indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity. konoha: stop swearing at me)

hiyori: she/her, transfem. no one knows. knew she was a girl since like 0 seconds old. in my sick twisted mind the way hibiya and hiyori become friends in a route like the novels for example, where they didnt rly speak much before their trip together is cuz hiyori finds out hibiya is trans and decides he HAS to be her friend but doesnt Actually tell him that she's trans. probably only tells him after meeting the dan bc thats the whole lgbt community so she's like damn okay

[cowboylikemeg]

good morning

[thefanficmonster]

When You Put It Like That

Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: After a long time of trying to convince the angel-like Y/N to utter a single bad word, Corpse’s attempts are finally met with success but not the way he expected.

Requested by Anon. Hi hun! Thank you so much for this fluffy request, it was a ton of fun to write! I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to complete and post it but here it finally is and if you happen to come across it and read it, I hope you enjoy the experience hehe. Love, Vy ❤

“Wait, wait, wait, what did I miss?“ I say as I hop into the Discord call and the Among Us server, running five minutes late since I got carried away reading my chat. My fans tend to do that to me - make me lose track of time and everything else. That’s why I usually try to connect to the call and game before I turn to look at my chat. Unfortunately, I forgot that bit today.

“Omg, Y/N! Put the cat ears on! It’s for the greater good, just trust me!“ Rae commands urgently. Amusingly enough, in the background, muffled a little by her voice is Corpse’s, telling me not to.

“Not that I need a reason to wear cat ears...“ I trail off, equipping the cat ears both in-game and IRL. Yes, I own a pair of cat ears, is that so surprising? “But can someone fill me in on what’s happening?“

“’Cat girls are ruining my life’ just surpassed twenty million views on YouTube, so we’re celebrating! And Mr. Popular Pants over here keeps being a party pooper, saying it’s not a big deal and refusing to put on cat ears.“

That’s when I notice that Corpse’s avatar is the only one wearing a different accessory than the rest of us. It’s this kind of tantrum-throwing-toddler that gets me laughing my butt off every single time. Add to it the witty sibling banter between him and Rae, fun for the whole family. Well, ok, not quite for the whole family with the curse words they sometimes drop left and right.

Speaking of cursing, I don’t do it. I was raised in a household where a curse word would earn me and my siblings a punishment - always different and never not creative but most importantly - always intense enough to make us regret saying a no-no word with our parents or grandparents around. That’s kind of stuck with me and I can’t really get over it. Even when I’m upset, the first thing that comes out of my mouth is that censor word YouTubers use to not get demonetized. I’ve been using those words all my life: shoot, freak, frick, crap, darn etc. - so my channel is always kept kid-friendly in that aspect.  Now with that context in mind, you’ll understand better the shock I received for this next move I made.

“Corpse, Corpse darling, listen to me. It’s not a big deal, it’s a HUGE deal. Don’t play the humble card with us, we know you too well. Allow us to be as excited as you were when you find out!“ I start off sweetly enough, “Sounds good?“

Corpse hesitates for a second, mumbling something under his breath before replying, “Ok, I guess.“

“Great!“ I clap my hands together, “Then put on the fucking cat ears!“

To say everyone in the call, especially Corpse, is stunned would be an understatement. Hell, I’m even stunned for a second or two, my eyebrows raising at my own out of character words. And, as a person who’s only cursed a countable-on-the-fingers-of-one-hand times in her life, boy did it feel freeing and relieving. Why haven’t I been doing it sooner, for fuck’s sake?!

This must be a huge success for everyone present, once again - especially for Corpse who’s been trying to get me to curse basically since the start of our friendship. He seems too shocked to even claim and flaunt his win over my willpower to keep my language clean, which I honestly appreciate.

“Well, when you put it like that...“ He finally mutters, his voice barely reaching me through the ‘oh my Gosh‘ squeals from Rae, Poki, Lily and Leslie who never thought their tries would lead to success. On the screen, I watch as his little black colored avatar equips the famous cat ears, “...How could I possibly complain?“

“Hell fucking yeah!“ I shout, clapping my hands together, “Wooo fucking hooo!“

“Ok, how the hell are we gonna stop her now? Is there a switch we can flip?“ Toast asks, faux concern in his voice.

“Shut it, Toast. I’ve worked far too hard to have her going back to being an angel!“ Corpse retorts, sending me and the rest of the players in a fit of laughter.

It’s true! He’s been working hella hard to get at least one curse word out of me, bribing me with immunity, threatening to kill me first in Among Us, offering an alliance or being my bodyguard or whatever else I could possibly fall for.

Hey, at least I didn’t get bribed into it, right?

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[onepieceshifters]

strawhats playing minecraft

hey remy here

i was in the mood for some silly strawhat hcs so here you go!!

luffy

- he loves loves loves playing minecraft!! he was probably the one who begged franky to make the server for them. he most likely saw usopp playing it and wanted the whole crew to be in on it.

- his favorite thing to do is run around doing various things with his friends whether it's exploring, building, killing mobs, or whatever sounds fun! he also demanded they all share a town together where they live.

- he has had franky and usopp build him multiple ships in the game and now hes begging franky to make them in real life too because they’re just that cool.

- robin and usopp also made him a mob farm so that he could run around with zoro and kill monsters whenever he wanted to. 

- he keeps taming and collecting animals and demanding that “THEYRE PART OF THE CREW.” there is now a forbidden chunk that crashes your game whenever you walk onto it because luffy put so many damn animals on it. it is downright concerning.

- he had franky create a food mod just so sanji could cook him all of his favorite meals within the game. everytime he wants something new he literally just asks franky to add it.

- he’s in debt to nami, in real life and in the game. he owes her so many emeralds and diamonds and gold blocks. everytime he sees her gamertag appear he downright books it away as fast as possible.

- also, he loves exploding stuff, but franky has a STRICT rule that he can only do that on their creative server.

- he exploded something he wasn’t supposed to.

- (he really likes the explosions)

zoro

- technically he has a home in town with the rest of the crew, but its been months since he’s seen it.

- literally.

- zoro doesn’t play minecraft a lot but when he does it’s only because luffy asked him to get online. seriously, if he sees luffy isn’t on the server, he doesn’t see the point in playing.

- he has a very nomadic playing style, but not on purpose. every time he makes a small hut, usually in the side of the mountain or in the ground, he loses it. so he ends up making another one.

- sanji used to prank him by covering his huts in dirt so zoro wouldn’t be able to find them but he quickly realized zoro would get lost even WITHOUT interference.

- he used to try and return to town whenever he got lost, but nami would demand payment for directions home, and none of the other strawhats wanted to be put on zoro retrieval duty. so now he’s 100k blocks away on a whole different continent creating a new civilization, apparently.

- when he does find other people, it’s always luffy he plays with! luffy likes to explore with him and hunt down mobs, and they fight a lot of bosses together like the ender dragon and the wither. they’re always asking robin to respawn the bosses just so they can go against it for multiple rounds.

- overall, his biggest complaint about the game is: he cant use 3 swords at a time. 

- (and he’s in debt to nami)

nami

- as you may have noticed everyone is in debt to her.

- she acts like the banker from monopoly. she has, literally, so much gold and diamonds and emeralds and lapis and redstone and basically anything you can mine in game, she has it.

- she doesn’t actually mine, she has the boys do it for her. and then she collects the spoils and tells them their payment for labor is the joy of teamwork. wooo

- her house is a massive mansion that sanji and usopp built for her. its literally one of the biggest builds in game. it takes up like 15 chunks- and thats not even considering the height???

- her proudest creation is probably her ongoing map room, she loves mapping out the world. 

- like seriously her map is impressive. she has to keep expanding this massive underground chamber just to make room for the whole thing. but she loves it so much!!

- she will help out everyone else occasionally because for some reason she has a lot of building materials laying around!! also will give out armor and weapons if you ask very VERY politely and promise her your freedom for the next seven years, or something like that.

- also pls pls pls protect her from mobs bc if she sees a creeper outside her mansion she'll literally scream.

- endermen are her worst nightmare and if one makes its way into her house she literally has a panic room thats 2 blocks tall with water in the ground.

- usopp and chopper have also visited this panic room.

- she lets robin hang out at her house and they share resources :) which is likely why nami has so much random supplies!

usopp

- he loves hanging out with franky and building with him so so so much. him and franky work together to build all of luffy's requests along with anything else the crew could want in the world!

- he taught brook how to do noteblock redstone so the musician could make as much music as he wanted!

- (also taught brook how a computer works)

- (“no, no, use your keyboard- it has the letters on it- there you go! now WASD makes you move…”)

- usopp loves to brag to chopper about how many times he’s beaten the ender dragon and fought the wither.

- truth is, he’s never beaten the ender dragon OR the wither in survival mode, but chopper doesn’t need to know that!

- when they play mini games he’s always the one staying behind and fighting enemies with a bow instead of attacking with a sword. he’s gotten weirdly good at sniping in bed wars.

- he’s actually made skins for all of the crew members, he’s good at pixel art and likes designing whatever skins they want!! his own skin is sogeking and sometimes during online minigames he takes on the persona and starts bragging to opponents-

- he was actually the first one to play minecraft and got the rest of the crew into it.

- probably unironically listens to the minecraft parodies with chopper and knows every lyric and thinks that they are modern poetry.

- he’s also decent with redstone!! franky’s like, way better than him, but he’s better than the average player.

- other than that he basically acts like a 12 year old fascinated with video games. he owns one of those foam diamond swords in real life. he reads the books as if they were holy texts. he probably has one of those zip up creeper hoodies.

sanji

- he kept trying to prank zoro when they first started playing, but zoro wasn’t that fun to prank, so he got bored and started seeing what else he could do instead of devoting all his time to ruining zoro’s life.

- overall he isn’t much of a video game type man but he didn’t want to feel left out when the rest of the crew was playing so he gets on if someone else is. 

- he’s gotten roped in to helping nami and robin so much that its basically all he does on the game at this point. when hes not getting banned from public servers for profanity or helping luffy collect supplies for enough food to survive a famine, hes likely in some hole digging ores for nami or killing mobs for their loot for robin.

- also!! he’s basically the food supplier of the whole crew. no matter where you are on the map, he will literally manifest beside you with a stack of steak, throw it at you, and then disappear. no one knows how he finds you or how he knows when you run out of food. he’s basically a cryptid.

- he’s banned from most minigame servers because he kept getting mad when he lost and swearing at his opponents.

- his skin is most likely an eboy. whether its one of the 2012 minecraft “cool boy” skins or a modern minecraft eboy.

- he’s gotten cat fished

- so

- many

- times

chopper

- chopper’s fascinated by minecraft! he loves playing and he’s so amazed by everything he sees. he likes to go online and look at really cool minecraft builds and daydream about being able to do that himself.

- he likes to randomly shadow members of the crew and be utterly fascinated by everything they do. franky’s massive builds, nami’s map, zoro’s fighting, brook’s music, luffy’s animal collection. he thinks its all so cool (even though he could do without the mass culling of animals)

- his skin is probably steve or alex until usopp literally begs chopper to let him make one. after that, choppers skin has to be really badass or awesome. something like a really buff superhero. it looks kind of stupid, but chopper LOVES it

- chopper likes having pets in the game but not to luffy's level of excitement. he has a few dogs and cats that are all individually named and they stay in his house most of the time except for when he decides to have a dog follow him!!

- speaking of, his house is probably a small cabin or something. aka… a box made out of wood planks. he also really likes planting flowers and basically has his own version of stampy’s love garden.

- he really likes playing on servers but he gets griefed / pranked a lot, which then the entire crew gets to gang up and raise hell, which is always fun. 

- basically he’s a little gullible but NO ONE will take advantage of that.

- hes a big sweetheart basically.

robin

- she doesn’t play a lot but if she does it’s to indulge the boys

- for some reason she always has a bunch of mob loot on her???? bones, rotten flesh, gun powder, ender pearls, wither skulls-

- it’s probably all the mob farms she’s built for luffy

- she’s the one who has a bunch of weird minecraft theories and probably - came up with the ‘abandoned civilization’ theory first. she likes to terrorize usopp and chopper with conspiracies about the villagers and laughs ominously whenever they come across a village.

- she really likes endermen and probably suggested the panic room idea for namis house when nami expressed her utter terror.

- franky has made a lot of builds for robin. like… so so many

- unfortunately she drew the line at a massive pixel art of her face, but hey, you can’t say he didn’t try!

- her favorite randomly generated structure is the stronghold that you find the end portal in. she loves exploring it and wishes she could find something similar in real life, the books, the treasure, the menacing portal that leads to the end dimension… thats like her whole aesthetic

- also wanted to make a base in the nether but was unfortunately stopped </3

- instead she builds in caves and probably made her own dungeon

- forgot about the game after 3 months, when usopp brought it up again she laughed and thats the last time she ever thought about it

franky

- why. is he. so good. at minecraft

- he’s the one who runs the server because he’s the only one who could understand the process easily.

- probably has a whole separate computer JUST for the server

- that he put together himself. he built that computer

- (its kind of funny to see his tiny hands on the keyboard and mouse, with him hunched over to see the monitor)

- (actually, scratch that, he’d have a massive wall monitor-)

- usopp told him about the game and he caught on so fast. he makes massive builds, and is a freak when it comes to redstone. he’s also an expert at modding and would literally make any mods or addons the crew asked for in like. 3 seconds flat

- mumbo jumbo would tremble at the redstone skill this man possesses. he could create a supercomputer within minecraft without even batting an eye. 

- the computer he plays on is unnecessarily massive, runs faster than you can imagine, and he refers to it only as “The Minecraft Computer”

- usopp has created a monster

- he’s infamous within the minecraft community. people spread rumors that hes the real creator of the game. famous players dream of him and weep. notch himself has become aware of the existence of super franky

- becomes an urban legend

- when he stops playing, new players refuse to even believe such a minecraft god existed

- alas, he has become a permanent aspect of minecraft lore

- kind of like herobrine?!

brook

- brook barely knows how a computer even works

- usopp and franky had to teach him how to game and he literally said, and i quote, “back in my day-”

- it took him a while to catch on but he got it eventually! after usopp taught him how noteblocks work and that he could make music, he is fr bangin out the tunes

- any request you could possibly have? he can recreate the song on noteblocks easily. he can’t quite build, he doesn’t understand mining, mobs perplex him to no end. but noteblocks? for some reason thats his area of expertise.

- usopp started posting his minecraft covers on youtube and they’re famous now. 

- he kins the skeleton from minecraft

- once he discovered music discs in game he freaked, that was a massive break through for him

- its basically an unspoken server requirement that you must have music playing in your house 24/7 now because brook is a WHORE for the minecraft soundtrack

bonus: ace

- arsonist.

- sets everything on fire.

- loves to watch the world BURN.

- he’s been IP banned from the strawhats server so many times but he keeps finding his way around the ban

- please god have mercy i’m begging y

- *maniacal cackling as he terrorizes the strawhats*

- 🐀

[fallingfor-fics]

Teachers Pet-chapter 13: the test

All chapters

chapter 12

I was just leaving the Great Hall and was walking to DADA with Harry and Ron, discussing what we were thinking we would do in class today, since neither of us wanted to attend. We walked into the classroom and I noticed Lockhart wasn't there yet, thank Merlin, maybe he would be absent today. We sat down and got our supplies out patiently waiting. I heard Ron whispering to Harry and nudging his arm.

 Lockhart entered and gave a brief overview of what we would be doing in class today. I heard more whispers from the pair and turned to look at them, "What are you two whispering about?" I said in a hushed tone. "Nothing" they both said and I just rolled my eyes. I then felt a tap on my shoulder and turned to see Harry smiling at me. "Um Y/n I wanted to ask you something." he said clearly scared and looking back at Ron. "Well what is it?" I said wishing he would just ask already. "Potter! L/n! Shhh Im speaking!" Lockhart interrupted. He continued blabbing about the lesson and I turned back to Harry. "What was it?" I whispered. "Oh, um well I was wondering If you wanted to go to the Yule Ball with me?" he spat out quietly. I was taken aback clearly, shocked since I had no Idea Harry liked me. I felt kinda bad because I didn't feel the same and I didnt want to hurt his feelings. He could tell it was taking me a minute to think it over. Harry was just so sweet, too sweet, I didn't really like cheesy sweet boys, they are a little soft for my personality, which is why it was gonna be so hard to say no. "Look Harry, you're one of the nicest guys I have had in my life, but I just dont think its a good idea, im sorry, I'm positive you can find someone better to take, like Ginny maybe?" I said with a compassionate smile.

   I could see his face soften and he frowned a bit, "Oh that's alright I totally understand, I just figured y'know neither of us had dates yet, but no worries." he said as he turned and focused back on Lockhart. I felt so guilty for doing that, he was such a good friend, but I just couldn't see us having a good time at the ball. I did the same and focused on Lockhart and we spent the rest of class in silence.

   Once class ended I muttered small goodbyes to Harry and Ron and quickly sped out of the room not wanting to deal with the aftermath of that whole situation. "Hey Y/n" Draco said walking up to me like he did everyday, "Hey Draco, ready for the potions test?" I said as we walked to the dungeons. "Mm yeah I guess I mean I've been ready haha." he said with a cocky smile. I rolled my eyes, "How was DADA? Hope you didn't hex Lockhart again." He said laughing. "It was fine, and fuck off," I said playfully pushing him"Something strange did happen though," I said looking down at my books, "Harry asked me to the Yule Ball.." I said looking at him. "What?! Potter? What a joke!" he said scoffing "I hope you didn't say yes!" he added. "No I didn't, he's too sweet and I just don't feel that way about him, but I feel really bad about it. He looked upset." I said looking back down. "Oh I'm sure he'll be just fine, plus you need a man to take you to the ball, certainly not Potter." he snarled, I elbowed him and gave him a look, "Hey be nice! He's still one of my friends you know." "Yeah yeah." he said mockingly,  as we entered the potions classroom and took our seats in the front. Snape wasnt here yet so we all waited patiently. I got my supplies out and opened my book looking over the material one last time. The door flew open and Snape came walking in, his robes billowing behind him like usual. I felt a small smile creep to my face at the act, he always looked so stunning when he did that, so...powerful. I realized what I was doing and quickly looked back at my book and dropped the smile.

   "Ok class, put your textbooks away and clear off your tables, I will now be handing out your tests, you'll have all of class to complete them, no more and no less. You will get your grades back tomorrow, come drop them on my desk when you are finished and return to your seat quietly." He spewed, the same speech he gave before every test, he began walking around the class handing out the tests and came to my table last, he handed one to Draco and then to me, I looked up at him as he handed it over and smiled saying thank you, he just nodded and looked to have given and very small smirk, as if to say "Good luck" I took a deep breath and began on the test. It was 100 questions which was no surprise since we have a 2 hour class period for potions. 40 minutes had gone by and I was on question 36, which wasn't very good, as Draco was on 49. I needed to pick up the pace if I wanted to finish in time. An hour and a half had now passed and several kids had already finished, I was feeling pretty good so far and was on question 70 something, feeling like I was losing my mind at all the words on the page. Before I knew it Draco was getting up and turning his in. I was almost done, only 5 questions left and 15 minutes left. When I finished there were only three kids still working on theirs, I looked up at Snape who was going over essays and he looked up at me. We made eye contact and I quickly looked back at my test, checking over all my answers. I let out a breath and cracked my knuckles as I stood and slowly walked up to Snape, "All done" I said nervously handing it to him, he looked up and took it from me, and his fingertips brushed mine very softly and quickly as he took it from me, and as soon as he did, out of fear and embarrassment, I snatched my hand away and smiled awkwardly, walking back to my table and putting my head down. I dozed off for the last 10 minutes of class, awakening to Draco shoving me telling me it was time to leave, I sat up and saw most of the class had left.

   I grabbed my stuff and we went for the door, "Actually, Ms. L/n may I speak to you." I froze scared it was about the hand thing, or maybe the Dumbledore thing this morning. I shooed off Draco saying I'd catch up and walked over to stand next to Snape's desk. He stood up and I followed him with my eyes, keeping eye contact to get any sense of what this was about. "I went ahead and decided to grade your test as soon as you turned it in." He said in his usual tone, not giving me any clue as to what I got. Making the suspense and tension build more. "Oh gosh. It's bad isn't it? I failed, didn't i? Oh merlin Professor im so sor-" I began to ramble when he didn't speak but he cut me off, "Y/n calm down." He said and I could feel a slight blush at the use of my first name. He handed me my test and I kept my eyes on his not looking down at it yet. "Wooo ok I can do this" I said giggling a bit, I looked down and my eyes went wide. Written in red ink and circled at the top was a 92. A fucking. 92. I looked back up at him and my jaw dropped. "OH MY GOSH I DID IT!" I practically screamed, jumping up and hugging the paper. "I can't believe I passed and with a 92 this is the happiest moment of my life!" I said smiling up at him.

In fit of adrenaline and serotonin overdose I threw my arms around him and hugged him. He went stiff and I realized what I was doing and quickly threw myself off. "Oh my I'm so sorry Sir, that was so inappropriate, I was just so happy" I said blushing hard and feeling a very strong nervous tingle, which it was I decided to call them, and looked up at him. "It's quite alright Y/n, I'm very proud of you, you worked hard and it paid off, good job." He said with a very small, but visible smile. I smiled big back at him and gestured to him, "I got you to smile too! This is amazing!" I said giggling. "Alright alright enjoy it while it lasted because that's the first and last time you'll see it." he said back in his normal tone and sat back down in his chair. We went silent for a moment as I just stared at my test. "I'm gonna frame this" I joked to which he just looked up at me and smirked a bit. "I cant thank you enough Professor, If you hadn't helped me and stayed up all night tutoring me, I would have been seeing another 50" I said with a calmer and genuine tone. "Of course, Ms-...Y/n, Im proud." he said and I put my head down to hide the blush, I felt rush to my cheeks at the sound of him saying my name, this was getting out of hand. "Ok well, I will see you in tutoring tomorrow. Goodbye Severus." I said with a sarcastic grin and walking out of the class before he could scold me for the use of his first name.

   I walked out of the school to the yard and sat in front of the tree that overlooked the lake. I closed my eyes and took in the fresh air listening to the quiet sound of the lake's water. I looked down at my test paper and smiled, he told me good job and I felt so proud to have pleased him, thinking of the potions professor and how he was such a different man to me now than he was when we first met, he was still his normal self 90% of the time, but he would let the kindness shine through every now and again when I would talk with him. I can't believe I hugged him, I thought. He felt warm for such a cold man, and he smelt nice, like parchment and firewhiskey. That smell would forever be burned in my head. And he smiled and it lit up my dark world for that fraction of a second. Looking in his dark eyes as he was truly proud of me, made my heart beat faster, he was so...beautiful to me, despite what others thought of him, he was an amazing man. I felt the nervous tingle again, only this one lingered on. I leaned my head back on the tree and felt a single tear slid down my face. I let out a breath and opened my eyes wiping it away quickly, and grew scared for a moment. I wasn't sure if it was a tear of joy, or a tear or worry, for I had just begun to realize, the nervous tingle I felt around him was butterflies, the ones Hermione had told me about, and the feelings I had, were for my Potions Professor.

[fallinforgyu]

Wooo angst ~!!

"Well Kai? Which is it?" Your voice rings through the air, more vulnerable than you'd hoped for, "Do you actually care about me or am I just a good fuck? Because according to Taehyun, it's the latter," you couldn't help your voice from breaking as you looked at the boy.

He stayed silent. Silent because you were right.

You noticed your vision blur slightly as you watch him stare back at you. "Of course, you're not capable of caring about anyone but yourself," you scoffed, ignore the tears that were threatening to slip with each passing second

"Y/n, it's not that," his voice was quiet. Unsure of what he was saying.

"Oh? It's not?" You cut him off "may I remind you that this whole thing started because you got jealous of your best friend? Or that you ditched me last week because you can't stand to be around me if I'm not looking to be fucked?"

-🐈⬛

OOOOOOOOOH THIS IS GONNA BE JUICY OMFG I LITERALLY CANT WAIT TO READ THE WHOLE THING 😩😩💓

[the-acid-pear]

Scarface was too fucking boring, didn't make it past chapter 3, but that's good, because that means Baki-Dou time 😍

Time to read the fourth book in this series! Excited to see Musashi <3

Chapter 1

COLORS

Baki please stop flexing

A FELLA SAYING THE SAME I SAID WHEN YUJIRO PULLED HIS SOB STORY, FR GO TRY SOMETHING ELSE! What happened with that whole "i don't care about fighting" eh Baki?!

Chapter 2

HOHO ALI JR???

ah no :/

HOLY FUCK is this quality bad!

He wants to taste defeat i see

TOKUGAWA PLEASE STOP SMOKING

Oh they removed the... Egg in the back of the neck, nice

God this guy's tits so fat 🥵

FINALLYYY HOW LONG SINCE WE SAW A FIGHT IN THE ARENA? A PROPER FIGHT I MEAN

Chapter 3

He doesn't even know 🐍

DON'T BRING THAT FELLA HERE RETSU KICKED HIS ASS IN TIME. RECORD

Oh i saw fanart of this scene

Baki, it's your fault that you are bored, you fucking teen

This shit boring ME

Chapter 4

Oh, goroukou is a title

I like how the prime minister is becoming a recurrent character

I thought he said babe for a sec-

That little "oh~" is a bit sus, are the old men... No, it can't be 😳😳😳

I'm fucking choking fuck

GOD ALMOST READ THAT AS JOHN CENA 😭

"yes <3"

These ppl never learn

Chapter 5

What a way to go, a la gamzee /j

This dude so weird lmao

FAHDGAHDH king

Dude he has huge round eyes tf you talking bout?

IGDUFSUEASEUURSS he's such a freakkk 😭😭😭

This is the most wtf thing Baki has pulled, remember when this was about fighters fighting? I don't know enough about science for this shit either man

Okay so their hug wasn't Tokugawa being touchy like he is, this guy is even worse, se juntaron el hambre y las ganas de comer HSHAFSFG

Chapter 6

Baki's dead

Katsumi about to kill get killed by my grandpa i see

ALSO KATSUMI OG HAIR WOOO

Katsumi bro don't be so happy over nearly killing him-

I love seeing him get better tho

Uwaadgsgsjdga 😍😳🤤 twisting my hair irl,,, 🥴

Finally Motobe remembered he was a character here 😐

FSGSHDAHDA KOSHO PLS

I LOVE that they got dark lips again

IM SORRY GOUKI HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYONE?! LTDKFsjyrd 😭

Jack's scar looks cool ngl

Retsu living the good life lmao

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW, GRANDPA?

Hana just doesn't care, smartest Baki character lmao

Idk what they talking bout but good for em <3

Cum basement

Chapter 7

SHOW US MUSASHI'S COCK

Obsessed he thought his heart was failing 😭

Dude you can just hear the heart beat of your friends/opponents just like that? 🤨

Notice Gaia in the top left 🥴

WHY CAN HE RECOGNIZE EACH OF THEIR HEARTBEATS AAHSGA

Thick 🥵

Unironically built different

Chronic back pain if you ask me, that's how I stand to relieve my agony

Did. Did you just call him a femb-

STOP SHOWING ME PANELS FROM VAGAMOND

I love John sm lmao

Mr Musashi has 2 (3?) dads

Chapter 8

HAIRY LEGS 🥴

Those things look like boobs

Bet you would know eh SHAFADB

They jerked off the mummy?

Reminds me of eye surgery

AFjshAFDGAJAHAF

Mf came out the tube ripped af 😭

Chapter 9

Everyone is so feminine lately good ol Kureha fell behind 😭

I like his bandana tho it's cute

OH HE TOO? AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT STRONG

Fat tits 🥴

Eheojeudkshs 😖😳👉👈

JACK STOP YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH ALREADY

HOLY FUCK

You know like i understand Baki, he is at the highest he can be rn, NO ONE can defeat him, but the rest? Like c'mon y'all just beat each other up or something

Ah, the miracle of birth 😍

Chapter 10

I love how all these two do is hang out together in bars, boybosses

TF IS UP WITH THAT ICE? AHDHS

I love what they have

Hana thinking of getting his 4 limbs broken again i see

WOOO!! Nice cock Mr Musashi 😳

HANAYAMA PLEASE 😐

Chapter 11

I love those freaks

I just now I'm seeing the little scars on his cheeks from the fight with Spec ☺️

I love the fact that Musashi has hair in his legs BUT not his arms like ??? Okay king

Heated scientist moment

HOHO POGGERS 👀

Chapter 12

UTSURAARSDFAFA sibling goals

GIRLBOSS 😍

URAURUSYRSAESGA IN LOVE???

Holy shit she's amazing

Chapter 13

And his ass is very thick too 😳

Those fucking sunglasses, obsessed

Debatable, he got struck by lightning :/

HE WAXES HIS HAIR? OMFG OBSESSED

WHY IS HE WEARING THAT LMAO 😭

Nooo they censored the cock again 😔😔😔

DO IT QWEEN 💅

STOP SAYING SHE'S GONNA FUCK THE CLONE

"I'm exciteddddd" "ok."

Chapter 14

You just hate seeing a girlboss win

She truly is amaizing

Also i just realized spirits have been showing up since the first book so this isn't so crazy lol

MF HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP 😭😭😭

THE LITTLE BUBBLES AND SPARKLES... I BET HE DID 🥺

Chapter 15

WHY ARE HIS TITS SO ROUND AND FAT GODDAMN IT,,, 😳😖

Glad seeing some things never change

He looks so much like Jun

IGSITSURAURZES EPICCC

Someone question if Yujiro knew how too write obsessed,,,

Chapter 16

Goddamn it you got even older in the past 3 or so chapters bro

Mouth to mouth soul transference

OHHH

HIS EYEBROWS FELL HOW IGDUTSITDIYDIGD

Some mf got turned on by this HELP 😭

Chapter 17

I love how Yujiro and Hana are still getting ready to throw hands while this happens lol

Okay yeah that was super disrespectful honestly, guy is having a chat :/

HAHAGSJAHA obsessed

God i thought it was Hana the one grabbing some random lady for a second AFDJSJSSJS

He cute af ngl

POOR GUY MUST BE SO CONFUSED OMFG,,,

Fsr I'm surprised he can talk, like it should be obvious but in all the fanart i saw he never said a word, also, he's so damn respectful 😍

Chapter 18

Idk he was never that clever /hj

Hehehe blood

I love how John can only sit that way

The size of his balls lmao

Coward won't even fight with his dick out smh :/

God he mad cute-

Chapter 19

I MISS THE DEATH ROW FELLAS FUCKKK

Hm i think this random tiny bald man is not Tokugawa but someone that looks awfully similar to him

YEAH NO SHIT I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, HE MUST BE SO DAMN OVERWHELMED

Apparently there was a cameo, i don't know enough about anime to know or care

Chapter 20

He's tripping balls

Tokugawa should have gone a bit slower with this poor guy, this is like a lot to process at once <:/

Nvm he's doing better than me

Oydirsusefs look at himmm

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND OMFG DIDN'T DOPPO FIGHT THIS GUY?!

SOMEONE ELSE RECOGNIZED HIM HE ISSS

Chapter 21

OHDIRAYEASURRSUURS HE DOESN'T KNOWWW FFS

Musashi be like °_°

LOOK AT THAT SMILE LMAO

He's just chilling, mentally killing this dude

Murder baby

Chapter 21

The way his eyes are drawn is so cool

YRAURSUFSIDTGA

And he jokes too! Wow I'm in love 😍

(nsfw) CAN YOU HANDLE DICK LIKE THAT TOO? 😍

WOW

I TAKE BACK THAT QUESTION

I remember a show where you would bring your own knives and swords and go thru a bunch of test, Musashi should have been one of them

Mf truly is like :]

I love how he didn't buy it

I can't wait for him to fight Yujiro 😍

Chapter 23

He truly is 😌

ATFJAIDQYSF OBSESSED

He was happy this time at least, 5 times he lost already btw

Tokugawa truly in unhateable lmao

Chapter 24

IM SORRY, HIS LEG???

Oh I forgot Musashi does that

JAGSKSGSKSGS HIS FUCKING FACE I CAN'T 😭

I miss when translators would add notes i don't want to google shit myself :/

"I'm hard as rock" /j

Chapter 25

Look how happy he issss

MUSASHI POG MUSASHI POG-

I love how Tokugawa can't believe he got it first try and it's trying to lie now sjdakdyv

This mf is actually making me insane what the actual fuck i don't know what he has but he's gonna make me act up 😳

Mf be shadow boxing too dammit /j

Baki please

Chapter 26

OLD MAN JUST WANTS A PUBLIC TO SEE THIS LMAO

Look at the size of Baki's eyes holy fuck lmao

He's gonna yeet him!

OH NOOOO

FIRST HIS DAD NOW MUSASHI, THIS GUY CANT CATCH A BREAK LMAO

Chapter 27

How little time passed? They have barely moved

Yeah you did it last book too Baki

King shit

Chapter 28

AKSGSKGSJSGS KING

I love how he only now realized

Okay no he has a point

I love how he just calls him boy

Look at that smug face

I trust Musashi but at the same time he, really should be walking around this new world alone. Now, if i were to accompany him... 🥴/j

Baki please

Chapter 29

I love how soft the artstyle suddenly got, like if done big a big brush

Yujiro you just insulted every single anime character in history

Baby Baki's just like "Ok."

I like how Yujiro looks here

AUGHHJF HE'S SO BABY 🥺

HOHO badass

Chapter 30

He died 😔

Idiot hasn't even beat he 0.5 reaction seconds lmao 🤣

HOHOOOOO?!? 👁️👁️

"my curiosity exceed my fear!!" I RESPECT THIS MAN SO MUCH??

Chapter 31

AMAIZING HONESTLY

Fighter to fighter communication

SHIT LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT HAND

He's just gone now LMAO

I honestly don't mind Baki being weak against this, he never fought against a two handed swordman, this is new territory

Chapter 32

Oh his really tripping balls now this is why he shouldn't be alone

NVM HE'S STILL DOING BETTER THAN ME ON A DAILY BASIS, I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN FROM THIS MAN

I just now realized he's barefoot

Nice ass king

The policemen are quite nice

He's very cooperative but i can't blame the cops either

Chapter 33

Yeah no shit that must be so insane

IF YOU HADN'T DROPPED OFF SCHOOL THEN...

That's kinda funny but idk man he's right i think

He's just like :3

I love how he isn't picking up a fight out of malice but rather just instinct like, he can't understand shit that is going on

YOU ARE SO RIGHT BAKI IT ISN'T BORING FOR ME EITHER

Chapter 34

Don't you fucking dare shave him Itagaki

It's funny how it took 2 books and a half for Baki to start being a protagonist

Holy fuck did Baki add height or is Miyamoto that big?

Wow how perfect i ran out of space just now!! Having fun with this book ngl :]

[creacherkeeper]

4, 12, and 15 for bo and erley?

thank you!! :]

bo:

4. How do they act around a crush?

while i definitely have more thoughts on bo gender/presentation, i dont feel like i really have a good handle on his sexuality yet? i dont usually have that in mind going into a new character unless its a part of their backstory or personality in some way, but nothing for bo has really clicked for me yet. that said, i think he would probably be a combo of blushing like a cherry tomato and nonverbal like 90% of the time. totally helpless

12. How do they show affection to someone they love?

bo is very much a caregiver type. and also very much an 'acts of service' type. he'll do chores for you, he'll cook for you and make sure you have leftovers even if he's still hungry, he makes sure all your basic needs are taken care of so you dont have to worry about them and then he'll go the extra mile to make it personal. i think growing up in poverty, he saw how hard it was for his mom to juggle work and adult life with just like. taking care of basic things, and taking care of him. so if he can alleviate those basic stresses for people thats his go to

15. Are their greatest flaw and their greatest strength related and in what way? (ie very caring and helpful but a doormat, or very observant and shrewd but often paranoid)

bo is very selfless. and sometimes thats a good and noble thing. he cares about people and he cares about things being fair and just (childhood role model carrot discworld wooo) so he's going to make sure that people are being treated well and that, if he can help it, they arent getting hurt. but he also just doesnt really realize that that sort of care should extend to him as well, and that fairness or justness includes him. he has a problem when other people are treated poorly. but he doesnt hold it against people if theyre treating him poorly

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erley:

4. How do they act around a crush?

the boi is such a godawful sap. theyre very romantically inclined. unfortunately for them because of like. The War. And Everything Else. their emotional learning kind of got thrown off the rails when they were just becoming a teenager? and also their dad would NOT have talked to them about that kind of stuff, their mom straight up bailed, and they were raised by a bunch of military barbarians so they never really?? learned how to handle those kinds of feelings?? so unfortunately the historically accurate answer to that question is a) get panicked and run away or b) Metaphorically Pull Their Pigtails And Hope The Other Person Does Something About It And Get Frustrated And Embarrassed When It Goes Poorly

12. How do they show affection to someone they love?

erley very much thinks in pictures and vague notions and feelings, and, again, no emotional toolkit, so they arent the BEST with words, but unfortunately words of affirmation is their giving love language lmao. erley isnt great at initiating emotional stuff, but they do their best to reassure people when theyre upset, or let them know that theyre important. theyre also VERY touchy feely (read: touch starved) so again they dont initiate but if someone wants to like. hold hands or hug they are all about that

15. Are their greatest flaw and their greatest strength related and in what way? (ie very caring and helpful but a doormat, or very observant and shrewd but often paranoid)

erley very much cares about people and theyre very loyal. but theyre still learning what is healthy behavior and what is not. and who is worth being loyal to vs what to let go of. its the reason they stayed with their dad and the earthmakers - they were miserable and afraid but they were loyal and despite everything they did care very much about laran and xander and the earthmakers, and still do, even though recently that has very much been to their detriment. so even though the earthmakers have showed up as enemies in our campaign now, and its dnd so youre supposed to fight and kill people, erley really cant help but still sympathize with them and still mourn for all the earthmakers who died even though they were the enemy and it was erleys own party who killed them. the party just sees them as evil but erley cant understand why they dont seem to understand the earthmakers were people even if they did bad things. so you get situations like. you know. them healing enemies in the middle of combat. which theyre still trying to make up for

[blackjewles]

Hospitals; Shinkami Drabble

Situation: In robot training, Kaminari overused his quirk way too much and passed out, receiving scars and burns. The following is what happens when he wakes up.

Cw: No warnings apply

Kaminaris eyes fluttered open gently, like a spring butterfly coming out of its cocoon. Though the happiness and calm of spring was no comparing to the state of his body. Waking up felt like needles pricking into his veins. Part of him wished to drift back off into sleep, where the only hurt and happiness he could feel was in dreams. The ceiling was unfamiliar, too. The entire environment was almost to painful to bear. He briefly pictured the last moment he’d been awake. His classmates surrounded him, screaming and calling for help. Worried looks plastered on their faces. His boyfriend, Shinsou, grabbing his hand and muttering somthing along the lines of “You’ll be okay, It’s okay. It’s okay.” tears dripping from the purple haired boys eyes. Kaminaris vision then dotted with black like ink on a canvas, then completely was submerged in it. Silence. Was it a day ago? A few hours? He wasn’t sure. Kaminari didn’t want to wake up, or deal with the worries of his classmates, he should’ve listened. He shouldn’t of overworked himself.

Despite his worries, there was one thing that was keeping him from immediately drifting off. He turned his head to the side of him. Shinsou sat in the hospital chair next to him, his glasses resting neatly on his face, his purple hair tied out of the way as he read a book. Kaminari smiled weakly at the sight, Shinsou didn’t realize he was awake yet.

Kaminari went to speak, but little came out. Just enough noise to capture his attention. Shinsou quickly looked up with surprise, and his eyes softened.

“Hi.” He said gently, putting the bookmark in his book, taking off his glasses aswell and setting them atop the table beside him.

Kaminari gave him another feeble grin. He wasn’t sure how long he was gonna be able to stay awake, but he was glad his boyfriend was here. He took in a deep breath and began to whisper, not having enough energy to be too excited just yet.

“How long have you been here?” Kaminari asked.

“I stayed the night once they let me see you. 8 hours, maybe. I slept in the lounge.” He replied, his tone gentle as if scared a wrong move would startle the blond.

Kaminari nodded, and let his eyes drift away. He couldn’t help but notice the worry in Shinsou’s eyes. Kaminaris gaze landed on his own arm to the side of him, covered in dark red patters.

Lichtenberg scars. He had gotten them before after over working himself and they’d always disappeared in a few days time. These where different. They where dark, and stung more than usual. He sucked in a breath similar to a gasp. “Oh.” he said.

“Do they hurt? Shinsou asked. Normally, Kaminari would say no to keep his worreis at bay, but instead he nodded slowly.

“Yeah. I... I think these ones won’t go away.” he relplied, his tone unreadable. Just tired. Shinsou nodded slightly.

Kaminari then furrowed his eyebrows and grunted. Shinsou eyes grew more concerned.

“You alright?” he asked. Kaminari responded with the slight shrug of his shoulder.

“I don’t like that.” He whispered to himself.

“What?”

“My nerves. I want to hold your hand. But I can’t bend my fingers right now. I don’t like it.” Kaminari said, turning his head to face him.

“Oh.” Shinsou replied. Shinsou then reached out his own hand and grabbed Kaminaris, who lay basically lifeless. He closed the blonds fingers around his. Kaminari smiled sweetly at their now intertwined hands.

“Thank you.” He said.

Kaminari looked back at Shinsou. He could see his gaze was fixated on the patterns on his arms. He took in a deep breath, preparing to speak though exhaustion.

“Don’t worry too much ‘Toshi. I’ll be okay. I’m resilient, remember?” He thought back to the time Shinsou had reassured him of his strength.

Shinsou looked back at him and let out a short breath, he nodded.

“Besides,” Kaminari yawned.

“I think they’ll look cool. Like Kirishima and his stretch marks from building muscle mass. It’s manly...Do you think he’ll say they’re manly? I hope he does.” He added, rambling a bit.

Shinsou nodded and squeezed his hand. “Yes. I’m sure he will.” He chortled a bit.

“Ah. So you speak.” Kaminari said, a bit of his enthusiasm coming back. Shinsou cocked his head in question.

“Don’t mope, i’m not dead. I’ll be fine. okay? I wake up and your all “okays” and nodding. Be happy I am awake, i’ll probably fall asleep soon anyways.” Kaminari teased. Shinsou laughed sweetly at this.

“Yeah. Sorry, you’re right. I guess I was just a little worried. That’s all. I’m glad you’re awake and okay.” Shinsou replied genuinely.

“Don’t be. I need you to be the strong one and tell people i’ll be okay. Like, if Kiri, who’s always sick with worrying is worried you can just be like “Don’t worry. Kaminari will be just fine.” you know?” Kaminari stated, giving no second thought to his words. He didn’t have the energy to.

“You seem to be worried about Kirishima being worried huh?” Shinsou questioned.

“Yeah. He doesn’t do well when someone he values gets hurt. I don’t want him to be worried.”

“Oh, and you too. I don’t want you worrying too much about me. You don’t get enough sleep as it is. Cant have you loosing sleep over me” Kaminari added last minute.

“Yeah. You’re right.” Shinsou affirmed.

Kaminari yawned once again.

“You can leave, you know. Besides..” Kaminari paused, yawned again for affect.

“I’m tired” he added. Shinsou got the hint, he should go home. Kaminari was okay and doing just fine. He didn’t need to be there anymore. However, he couldn’t help but worry. But he trusted Kaminari, and knew he’d be okay no matter what. He would leave, but not without a compromise.

“I get it. I’ll go get some proper sleep too, don’t worry. But i’ll only leave once you fall asleep.” Shinsou proposed. Kaminari clicked his tongue.

“I don’t have the strength to stop you right now. Okay. But really, do go home soon. Can’t have your eye bags getting any darker.” Kaminari smiled weakly as he replied, poking fun at him.

“Yes, yes I will. Now go to sleep, you need it.” Shinsou replied, urging Kaminari to rest aswell.

Kaminari hummed an affirmation and closed his eyes and shifted a little until comfortable. They stayed like that for a while. Kaminari lying there, their hands intertwined. Despite how tired and in pain Kaminari was, the moment was endearing and reassuring. The only sound was their slow, rhythmic breaths. Shinsou studied the room around him as he waited for Kaminari to finally drift off to sleep. And just when he thought he had, the hand holding his tightened ever so slightly.

“Love you ‘Toshi.” Kaminari said in a sleepy tone, then relinquished his hand and moved it to a more comfortable position. Shinsou smiled, this time not weakly, a genuine smile. He was reassured. It would all be okay.

“I love you too Denki.”

and within a few minutes, Kaminari subsided and gave into the intoxicating feeling of sleep and Shinsou hesitantly left him to be.

Things would be okay.

(WOOO finished this in half an hour or so, spur of the moment thing yk? hope u liked it lolz)

[urmomification]

WOOO POG DREAM SMP AU

theres 1.8k words and 9,393 characters of a schlatt au below the cut LMAO

[i was rambling to my friend and this is what came out of it! send me an abt it if u have questions i would love to talk abt it more pls]

(slight body horror/gore tw!!)

slams fists on table rattling any dishes on the table au where schlatt doesnt die of a heartattack and tubbo locks him up to rot basically and his horns grow into his eyes effectively blinding him and chained his hands together and basically a leash on him to keep him from moving around in his cell so he cant do anything to break the horns off before they get too long and one day when technos breaking into lmanberg he gets chased into the prison and loses them in the halls before coming across schlatts cell and schlatts calling out like 'whos there i can hear ur foot steps whos there please someone whos there' etc yk and technos speechless they thought they executed him to keep him from causing any more problems in the country but this is this is just much worse than anything he even thought theyd do and hes standing in front of schlatts cell just looking at him as if hes imagining it he knew lmanberg was bad but holy fuck they just let this man rot in a cell to the point of his own horns blinding him and giving him no aid or way to ease the pain so he makes himself known and schlatt 'ive never been so happy to see, well, hear an anarchist in my life, its good to see- hear you technoblade' and chuckles and blood runs down his face like tears would, few drops landing on his clothes before techno starts trying to get into the cell to take him out of there he cant leave him here sure he was an anarchist terrorist w a murder record but he had standards and now that schlatt wasnt in power he had nothing against him really considering he isnt a citizen of lmanberg so he manages to pick the locks enough to get him out of there, schlatts arm slung over technos shoulder they stumble out of the prison building and as they slowly make their way to the nether portal to get back to technos base, they run into tubbo and quackity, schlatts old right hand men and they try to stop techno bc hes well an anarchist terrorist w a murder record but the glare techno gives them levels them and theyre left staring at each other for a moment when schlatt 'whyre we stopped whos there tech' and techno mumbles 'tubbo and quackity schlatt' and schlatt just furrows his brows as far as he can without sending excruciating pain into his eye sockets before he purses his lips and asks 'are they going to try and stop us?' techno looks back at the other two 'no they wont, isnt that right boys?' tubbo and quackity slink away allowing techno and schlatt to the portal and them going thru, schlatt still silent as he tries not to trip over technos cape or off the ledge of the bridge passing over the lava lakes, they make it to the portal and begin the walk across the arctic tundra to technos house, philza isnt there right now so its just the two of them and techno leads him up the ladder to his room (its not really a room i think its just a bed, a bell and an enchantment table) and sits him down on his bed mumbling something abt being right back and he is with some medical supplies and a change of clothes to clean everything up, they dont talk techno works in silence and when schlatt winces he mumbles a small apology before continuing eventually techno got schlatt as cleaned up as you can get someone w horns in their eyes and a sweater to keep him warm and finally starts asking questions 'how long had u been in there' 'lost count' 'did they bring you food' 'a chests worth at the beginning of the month' techno sighs 'i thought they executed you' 'tubbo chickened out despite me being 'an active threat to our peace in lmanberg' and locked me up a few days after u set the withers loose and dropped off a chest of food once a month and most of them refused to talk to me others couldnt even make eye contact with me, other than the few instances where they said things like 'heres ur food' or 'u deserve this' or 'i cant believe tubbo let u live' i talked to no one other than myself for however long i was in there' techno stands and walks around for a moment before flipping some pages and schlatt can hear him gasp quietly in mild surprise 'what is it tech' looking in the direction he heard techno from and techno says, turning to face schlatt on his bed 'schlatt that was almost 3 months ago' a single beat of silence rings for what feels like forever 'oh. i, i didnt think itd been that long. though it would explain my current predicament' loosely gesturing towards his face 'oh right abt that i have a few questions if ur ready to answer some' schlatt hums and techno grabs a pen and paper and sits next to him in case he needs to take any notes for future reference 'how fast do ur horns normally grow' 'idk just a steady amount my whole life pretty much' 'will they ever stop growing' 'they generally stop growing around 30 and continue to grow more in width than length' 'did anyone who brought u food notice' 'they grow quickly and by the time the person w the third chest came around they were getting close to my eyes but they didnt listen to me, no one did' he sighs looking down at would be his hands 'the odds of both of my horns growing into my eyes and blinding me like this are so low but of course it would happen to me' a chuckle void of any amusement 'because losing my country and my people and my power wasnt enough already' techno stands up 'you had that coming' schlatt actually laughs this time, short and curt 'ok fair, u were the one that took me down afterall' and from then on schlatt lives w techno and phil and eventually tommy and then without tommy (tommy was Not happy when he found out that schlatt was living with techno but he needed somewhere to stay too and techno happens to live in an arctic tundra where only a handful of people know how to get to so he didnt complain too much) and eventually techno saws off schlatts horns at the bend adn removes them from his eyes bc if they kept growing into his head theyd hit his brain and kill him on top of blinding  him and techno gags and almost throws up despite not being sensitive to gore  and gives schlatt a bandanna to cover the holes in his head for everyones sake and once they heal somewhat he can find something else out and thats how they live, schlatt helps with what he can like farming w phil but mostly spends his time learning braille or something so he can read and techno gets him books in braille so he isnt bored or alone like he was in the prison and he feeds him and takes care of him and schlatt is funny and entertaining despite being blinded by something from his own body and the torture it was like to rot in a cell alone for almost a 1/4 of a year and nights when techno gets home late and hes shaken and the voices are bad schlatt will sit behind him and play with his hair and talk abt his own day and rub technos back and in return when schlatt relapses and gets violent and angry techno will wash his hair and read him stories until he calms down and hopefully asleep and no one told him the news that wilbur died so when ghostbur shows up and starts talking to him he treats him the same as he would wilbur bc he cant see that hes a ghost all thats different is his speech pattern and overall personality and one day he says 'ur different wilbur what happened to that, i dunno spark u used to have' and wilbur simply 'im not sure if im being honest a lot abt me has changed since i died, or so im told i dont remember much from when i was alive' and schlatt just 0_0 and then hes scrambling down the ladder and stumbling around the house looking for techno, finding him in the basement working on something and when he gets there hes out of breath and his hands are shaking bc holy shit wilburs not only dead but a ghost and he was just talking to me and he doesnt remember what i did and and and and techno is shocked to see schlatt in the basement and asks whats up and schlatt just 'wilbur died wilbur fucking died tech why didnt anyone tell him and now hes a ghost hes a fucking ghost who lives in ur house and doesnt remember anything he doesnt remember that he blew up lmanberg does he he remembers my name but not anything that i did what hes a fucking ghost techno hes a ghost holy fuck' and technos just standing there like ??? no one no one told him 'yea philza had to kill him after he blew up lmanberg i thought u knew thats why i didnt say anything' oh. 'phil, phil had to kill him?' 'yea its a touchy subject, dont bring it up' and simply goes back to what he was working on so schlatt sits on the ground by the ladder and listens to him work his brain going a mile a minute trying to comprehend whats going on 'would i have become a ghost if theyd chosen to execute me?' 'its hard to say im unsure if theres specific circumstances that contribuite to someone becoming a ghost but theres really no telling' and goes back to working yet again and from then on they fall into an easy schedule of techno going out and doing whatever an anarchist terrorist w a murder record does on ur average wednesday and schlatt stays home reading and organizing whatever he can based on size and feeling and sleeping in windowsills and schlatt greeting techno comes home beaten up and full of new resources and a side of bruises and cuts so he tends to them, getting better at maneuvering and functioning without needing to see then techno making dinner and then curling up by the fire for the night enjoying each others company as they talk abt their days :]

[im-your-local-fangirl-stalker]

Can you do a Max(Camp camp) x reader were the two fight and Argue but it ends with a hard and rough kiss due to tension? Idk i’m just rambling

YEEEY fist campcamp request and its meh fav boi HELl yeah

My name is y/n and with the situation im in right now you can tell its not going so well cause im here fighting with THE MOST RUDE COFFE ADDICTED BLACKMAILING TEN YEAR OLD. Max okay now yes i did start the fight why cause this lil bitch was messing with David and he dose it ALL. THE. TIME i dont take part but he was going TO far and by thate i mean it “WHY WONT YOU QUIT SAYING THAT SHIT TO DAVID HE DID NOTHING WRONG YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE” “AND WHY WOULD YOU CARE ARENT YOU BUSY DEALING WITH YOUR DEPRESED ASS?!” i stoped the truth was i never wanted to fight max infact we were really good friends but..i miss him stop and think i was turning into him i cant do this I JUST CANT why am i fighting him why is he fighting me?! “no” WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!”

“I MEAN I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE MAX WHAT HAPPEND WE WERE GOOD FRIENDS AND THEN YOU LET THIS BULLSHIT HATE EVERYTHING MAX I DO CARE ABOUT YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND SO DOSE DAVID WHY DO YOU THINK HE WOULD STILL BE TRYING TO HELP YOU?!” he looked suprised to hear that from me as i could see a pink blish color his cheecks “FORGET IT MAX I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING INSULT TO THIS SO CALLD ‘SAPPY’ SHI-” i didint know what was going on i open my eyes to feel a soft pare of lips crash into mine IT WAS MAX i didint know what to say but...i didint stop i could feel max as he started going more rough but what can i say its...max it was all peachy untill..

“BRAVO BRAVO” said preston with a grin on his face “YOU WERE THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME DIPSHIT?!?!?” “well you DID have a fight in the tent where ANYBODY could have walked in” oh god “WOOO MY SHIP ITS CANON BITCH!!!” “shhh gwen i wann see what happens next” “IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!.

i hope you like it anon <333333

[askthetotallynotcampcamp]

field trip to didney

Ava: as yes of course

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Max: *sleeping* (him, david and jasper live in a house-)

Jasper: *vibing* M A X

Max: ugh whatttt *rolls over on his bed*

David: *humming a surprisingly happier tune than normal, how is this even possible??* Big day today!!

Max: if you take us on a nature walk one more time dad-

Jasper: It’s going to be way more fun than that!! If that’s even possible, that is-

David: mhm! as much as I love nature walks, this is probably going to be even better!!

Max: and we need....suitcases? *gets out of bed*

Jasper: We need to be out of the house by, uh, what time is it right now? 6? We need to leave by 6:30-! So hurry up and get ready!!

David: dont worry, we'll make it! it could get could outside, so bring a sweatshirt!! I'll go start the bus *goes off to find the keys to the bus and trail mix*

Max: *super tired* ugh okayyyy

-after he packs stuff-

Max: *gets on the bus with mr honeynuts*

Jasper: *lmao sits on the bus or smth* Woo this is so EXCITING

David: Okay, we just gotta pick up everyone else and well be on our way!! Is everyone buckled in?

Max: *is just chilling on the window seat* dad, this bus doesnt have any since it's like a house but I'll just say yes- WAIT THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAMP?

Jasper: We can’t leave anyone out!

David: Exactly, what your dad said!! first we're gonna pick up Neil, of course, and we'll go from there! *starts the bus* Anyone want some trail mix?

Max: dang I havent seen any of them since summer- and no dad *eats fruit snacks*

Jasper: Don’t eat too many fruit snacks, that’s unhealthy for you

David: we're here!

Max: time to do my job, I'll knock *runs off the bus and onto Neil's porch and knocks*

Carl: *opens door* Hello?

Max: oh uh- hey Carl, is Neil ready? Hes the first to be picked up-

Carl: Ah yes, got it. Neil!

Neil: *approaches* Hello?

Max: wassup dude! Are you all ready- my dads are in the car *puts his arms around his buddy pal Neil*

Neil: Oh yeah! Let me get my stuff, hold on

Max: okay, not like I care!- *pretend angy and walks to the bus*

Neil: *grasps stuff and goes to bus time*

Max: *plops on one of the beds in the back and waits for his buddy pal*

Neil: *plops next to max*

Jasper: Hello Neil!

Neil: uh, hi

David: Goooooood morning neil! Are you ready to go on the adventure of your life!

Max: dad please-

Neil: *awkward silence oop*

Jasper: Alright let’s go get the others!!

Max: sorry about David, I guess where hes taking us is "exciting" but takes over 24 hours to get there-

Neil: Huh? Oh, I know where we’re going

Max: they told you? Ugh why cant I know

Jasper: Neil don’t spoil the surprise for Max!!!

Neil: Oh I won’t

David: max will be happy for once! Oh I'm so excited!!

Max: this is shit! I should be able to know *crosses his arms*

Jasper: Language! You’ll know when we get there!

Neil: Yeah MAX

Max: in 24 hourssssssssss *lies across thy Neil in the most dramatic way possible*

Bus: *beep beep gather children*

Nerris: *walks on the bus* awe I knew they would end up together! He fell asleep on you Neil, how cute

Preston: ah! Best Romeo and juliet ever!

Jasper: Children do not wake up Max if he is sleeping! We had to wake him up very early for this

Neil: *is mr honeynuts*

Max: *wraps his arms around thy neil bc sleep*

Nerris: aweeeeeee

Preston: oh my goodness so cute!

Neil: *mr honeyNUTS*

David: kids just leave them alone and let them have their little snuggle fest, awe so cute- anyways! *parks the car at a rest stop* anyone hungry or need to use the bathroom?

Nurf: i needs to peepee

David: ooooookay then! I'm going to go get some McDonald's so, let's go Nurf!

Max: *still sleeping bc his weird dads woke him up at 6 am*

Jasper: Get chicken tendies or I am divorcing

Neil: well, this is uh, g gay

Max: *awakenand realizes what's going on* what the hell? *sits up and is embarrassed bc hes max* that's gay, AND IM N O T GAY

David: okay honey!

Neil: Oh- hi max

Max: why didnt you move me or something?

Literally all the campers: *looking*

Neil: well your dad told me not to wake you up-

Max: *gets up and walks over to his papa* dad, what did I do to neil? Was it that embarrassing you couldn't wake me up?

Jasper: Hey, calm down kiddo- you fell asleep and you needed sleep and Neil was just- there

Nerris: it was really cute-

Max: SHUT UP NERRIS

Jasper: Language!

Neil: It really was-

Max: that's not bad language!- wait what Neil-

Neil: Oh, uh, nothing

Max: *red boy* you agreed with Nerris-

Nerris: see harrison, I'm a match maker! That's better than your magic!

David: I'm back! Here are you chicken tenders sweetie *gives them to the jasp* let's get this show on the road! *turns on the heater and starts the bus*

Neil: *not vibing*

Jasper: *is vibing with chicken tendies*

Max: *smirks* you like me, dontcha Neil

Neil: What? No, ew, never

Nikki: pft please I know love when I see it!

Max: *crosses his arms and smirks at neil*

Neil: What? Shut up!

Nikki: aweeeee

Max: jesus christ Neil you look like a god damn tomato

David: language!

Neil: Just shut up!

Max: okay no need to be so feisty

Jasper: we’re getting closer wOOO

Max: sits on the couch and takes out his Nintendo switch and plays animal crossing*

Nikki: *goes up to Neil* so, when ya gonna make your move?

Neil: Make what? I’m not going to do anything!

Nikki: awe c'mon Neil look at him! Go sit with him! Make your move!

Neil: What? Why? What’s the point?

Nikki: he probably likes you too!

Max: likes who?

Neil: Nononono! Nobody! I like nobody leave me alone! *neils away*

David: leave Neil alone guys

Max: *genuinely concerned* sorry neil-

Neil: Just go away! I wanna be alone right now *angree neil*

Max: um okay *sits on the couch again*

Jasper: *approaches max lmao* What’s happening? Is something wrong?

Max: well I guess Neil likes someone and I was annoying him and hes pissed

Jasper: Watch your language- also, did you consider that he maybe likes you and he’s being defensive because he likes you?

Max: what! He doesnt! Hes like, my best friend!

Jasper: Okay but he started getting defensive when you fell asleep on him so I’m just saying

Max: *red boy* I uh- no he didnt! *crosses his arms*

Jasper: Oh really? I saw the whole thing and it seems like I’m right homie

Max: looks over at neil then back at his papa* HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT

Jasper: Don’t say bad words!

Max: *whispers* dad I think I like boys too

Jasper: oh wow i wonder who you got that trait from

Max: literally both of you!

Jasper: Yeah I know dumdum

Max: yall are g a y

Jasper: Why don’t you go try to like, calm him down or something instead of talking about who in this bus is gay

Max: *knocks on Neil's curtain that covers his room cot thing??* Hey dude, can we uh- talk?

Neil: About what?

Max: about what happened dingus

Neil: Fine.

Max: *sits on his bed* I'm sorry dude. I didnt mean for you to get pissed off or anything-

Neil: It’s fine, Nikki made me frustrated I guess

Max: *kisses his cheek* that never happened!

Neil: *oraneg* *red* I- WHAT??

Max: jesus christ you're so difficult neil *kisses thy neil*

Neil: *crimson*

-when they all have to s leep-

Max: DAVID WE'RE GOING TO FKING DISNEYWORLD?!

Time: it is now 6 pm when they get there

Jasper: WE ARRIVED

Max: YAY! *grabs his stuff and gets off the bus*

The rest of the campers: *get off the bus*

-when they get to their room-

Max: *throws his stuff on to his bed*

Jasper: *bursts in* We’re all going swimming woooo *throws floaties*

Max: ugh fineeeee *changes into swim shorts and walks down to the pool* sup losers

Jasper: Max! Don’t call others losers that hurts their feelings

Harrison: *loses pants cutely*

Max: pft whatever

David: max! You dont have your floaties on!

Nerris: you suck Harrison!

Jasper: Max! You might drown!!

Harrison: *pees*

David: gosh dang Harrison how many times!

Harrison: I COULDNT HOLD IT IN

Nerris: *literally laughing way too hard* HARRISON HOW ARE YOU SO STUPID

David: *walks over to harrison and gives him a towel and whispers to him* put you pants back on-

Harrison: I don’t know where they went!!

Jasper: hooey *>:(*

David: Nerris, since Harrison is your dearest most bestest friend, help him look for his shorts-

Nerris: what the hell! Why me!! I dont want to see his small thing!

Jasper: Nerris don’t talk back to David!

Harrison: twerking is fun