yandere wonder woman headcanons
diana prince x reader
tw // people pleasing, manipulation, usual yandere stuff, lasso of truth being used to interrogate/misused
big buff girls pls hmu ;) jk.... unless
missss diana prince i love you sooo much
wonder woman is known as a compassionate hero that values the truth (ive been reading the comics guys im so smart 😊) (ngl finding good comics for my girl was hard so rec me some pls)
shes kind, caring, so incredibly empathetic
she’s stubborn, reckless, and a hardcore people pleaser (shes just like me fr!!)
the first time diana prince meets you was a complete accident. she was running after a getaway car when she spots you. headphones in, attention completely on your phone. with another burst of energy, she launches herself in front of the car, one arm out to protect you and another arm to stop it completely. you can’t move frozen in fear as the car smashed into her arm, almost . you were pulled into her arms without a second thought.
“are you alright?” her face was overcome with worry.
you break down into sobs, “thank you. thank you. thank you” you bury your face into her shoulder
in that moment, all diana wanted to do was take you away from all of it. your touch on her skin felt like holy fire. you were angelic.
from then on, you saw her every day. first at a coffee shop, then at the grocery story, then at your work, then in front of your house. she wouldn’t pretend like she didn’t see you. no secret stalking. she would come up to you, ask you how you are and ask you about your day. to you diana became one of your closest friends. to diana , you were the one.
one day, she’ll tell you that she’s in love with you
“(y/n), i must confess something to you.” she turns to you on the couch.
you look over at her and she almost melts, “what’s up, di?”
she takes a deep breath, “i like you.”
“oh.” she stares at you, waiting for more. “diana, i’m not sure how i… feel about you.” you try to let her down easy, but she grabs your hands.
“(y/n), everything about you makes my heart stop. i wait with bated breath for any word from you. i would give you my soul if you asked. i love you.” diana got closer to you as she spoke. you try to inch away, but her grip on your hands were too strong. guilt swims as your mind processed her words. “please don’t say no. i love you, (y/n). i would do anything to prove it.”
you let out a breath, “maybe let’s go on a date first?” you see her eyes light up and you smile, happy to make her happy.
you keep going on dates with her becuz u didn’t want to upset her and she seems so sincere with her feelings
dates to dating to engaged to married
at the end of the day…. ur a people pleaser just like her
she would do anything for u babes like… anything
the emotional manipulation, the gaslighting, diana takes it to the MAX
she knows you would fold if she pressures u enough
shes so mother, mommy, wife, mother of my children
she babies you
like a lot
yk that post i made earlier about genius yanderes or wtv? its like that
she doesn’t trust u to do anything
treats u like a grown child
but its cuz she loves you!!!!
if you decide enough is enough and that u don’t want to get involved romantically…
“you’re lying to me.” diana’s eyes were fierce as she glares at you. it hadn’t gone too far but as she led you to the bedroom, pressing sweet kisses to your neck, you knew you had to tell her.
“i’m sorry, diana. i don’t like you like that. you’re my best friend. i just… didn’t want to lose you.” you were sobbing as you sat on the edge of the bed, head in your hands.
“all these months… you had been LYING TO ME?” with one push to your shoulders, you land flat on the bed. she straddles your hips, hands pushing your shoulders into the bed. you feel her hands tighten.
“please, diana, i’m sorry.” you choke out a sob. she lets go of your shoulders before leaning back to sit on your hips. you take in deep breathes as she shakes her head.
“no no no. you’re lying.” her eyes looked crazed and you don’t respond, fearing her strength. she starts to laugh. “you love me, i know it. the truth will prevail.” she states, she gets off of you. you sit up, afraid to move. you see her grab her lasso.
“diana, don’t you dare.” you try to move, but with one quick whip, her lasso had looped itself around you. you were trapped. “diana, don’t do this please.” you beg.
“what is your name.” diana’s eyes were cold, as she interrogated you.
“(y/n).” you can feel the words tumble out of your mouth.
“where are you.”
“in your bedroom.”
“do you love me, diana of themyscira.” you try to keep your words in, fighting the lasso. you know she would twist your words. “DO YOU LOVE ME, (Y/N). YES OR NO.”
“yes.” you sob as the word gets ripped out of you. the lasso loosens.
she wraps you into a hug. “i knew it. i knew it. i know you love me. i don’t understand why you’re fighting, (y/n), but we will figure this out. together.” she smiles at you, tears streaming down her face. you don’t respond and she presses a kiss to your lips.
i need her so bad guys i want a big buff gf soo bad i want u diana prince
not movie diana. FUCK movie diana. this is only comics diana. fuck ww 1 & 2 and FUCK gal-can't-act gadot.
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Please go read the rewritten better version here please
When Bruce woke up, his mind was filled with fog. Why? What happened to-
His wife turned in her sleep next to him, and he smiled down at her. Her red hair fell around her shoulders.. red? Bruce blinked again. Diana’s hair was black, dark ebony, not- oh, he sees, of course, her hair was just a dark, dark red, of course, how could he miss it.
He gently leaned down and kissed her temple, watching as her eyes snapped open, then blinked slowly as tenseness faded.
“It’s morning time, Diana, time to get up. We have a big day today!”
Diana smiled as she sat up, pausing to briefly rub at her forehead with scrunched eyebrows, “Of course, dear.. I’m just, I think I had an odd dream..?” Diana looked slowly around the room, confusion lacing her features, “Bruce, where..why is today a big day..?”
Bruce paused, “I… don’t kno-“
Their bedroom door slammed open, “Mom! Dad! Get up! I don’t want to be late my first day of school!”
In the doorframe stands a young boy, 14 or 15 maybe, with dark black hair and bright blue eyes.
Barbara comes up behind him, stark red hair contrasting with the teal headband pushing it back, “Come on Danny, we still have an hour, we’re not going to be late, we still have to have breakfast.”
Bruce smiles, “Don’t worry Danny, your pops can cook up breakfast fast enough to get us there on time!” He practically jumps out of bed, sweeping Danny into a hug as he goes past.
The cloudiness of his mind is easy to forget as he starts on scrambled eggs for the family. He drops the first two eggs with shells in the pan with a wince, this is why Alfred never-. Who was-?
“Here Bruce, let me take over,” Diana slides in beside him with an indulgent smile as she empties the pan and starts again.
“Thanks Di, you know I was never much good at cooking,” he leans down to kiss her.
She turns to briefly return it before grabbing a spatula, “Well, I didn’t marry you for the food, Bruce.” She smiles.
“Ughhhh! Gross parent germs!” Danny groans from the table, already eating a piece of toast.
Babs walks by with a smile, ruffling her brother’s hair, “They’re just like that Danny, you know you’ll have to get used to it right?”
“Never!” He says, but there’s a smile on his face.
They all laugh at that as Diana takes the plates and puts them in the sink.
“If you don’t want to be late we better get in the car soon Danny,” Bruce says, checking his watch even though he doesn’t remember getting dressed with it this morning.
“Dang it!” Danny shouts, grabbing his backpack and running towards the door. Babs walks calmly behind him, both already in the car when he gets there.
Bruce listens to the family chatter of his kids as they drive, only to pause at a stoplight when it falls deadly silent.
He glances back, surprised to see Danny staring out the window with a glazed, hurting look.
Bruce follows his eyes to a closed burger restaurant on the other side of the street. Yellow tape is placed across the darkened storefront.
“What’s that place Danny?” He asks, curious as to why the boy is reacting so strongly.
Danny stiffly turns forward, “It’s nothing, Dad, just go. It’s just a closed restaurant, we don’t go there anymore.”
Something scratches Bruce’s mind, “Why not, Danno?”
Danny slams his hands down on the seat, “We just DON’T, OKAY!”
A horn honks behind him, the light green and Bruce presses the gas forward.
“Have a good day at school!” Bruce says, waving at them from the car window as they get out.
Danny waves back at him, shyly embarrassed by his dad’s display, but accepting of it anyways.
His mind blurs, thick as molasses- B! Where!- gray fog that smothers his que-
Bruce watches his kids come back down the steps as school ends, surrounded by a flood of other teens.
He gets out to stand and greet them, a smile on his face as their teacher introduces himself.
“Hi there, I’m Mr.Lancer, and you must be young Daniel’s father… Jack?” The man asks, grey hair pulled back in a ponytail.
Bruce scrunches his brows, “I’m Bruce,” he shakes the extended hand firmly, “Pleasure to meet you.”
The man’s smile brightens, sharpening at the edges in a way that makes Bruce’s head tilt, “Of course, of course! It’s a pleasure to have Danny in my class, I just have so much to teach him,” The man smirks.
“Come onnn, Dad, let’s go!”
Bruce turns around, still waving to the teacher as he gets in the car. The eyes stay on them through the rear view mirror as they drive away.
Bruce pries his eyes away from the schoolfront, glancing at his son.
“How was school, Danny?”
“Fine, I mean Dash is still here but at least he’s in different classes this year.”
“And how about you, Princess?” He says, looking at Babs.
Babs looks up at him through the mirror, a hint of tightness on her lips, “I’m… fine. My legs have been hurting all day though. I can’t figure out why.”
“I’m sure it’s no big deal. Let’s go inside.” Danny says, getting out of the car. They’re already home, though Bruce is sure it should have taken longer. The thought is lost to thick cotton in his mind.
Babs is able to get out of the car on her own, following them up to the entrance. Why does that seem odd?
Diana greets them as they come in, giving them each a hug. Bruce notices a shine around her wrists.
“What’s that, Dee, new jewelry?”
Diana looks down at the thick golden bracelets with a lift of her eyebrows, “Oh.. I was.. cleaning out the basement today… we just have so much stuff down there. I found them in a box… I think.. I think they’re from my mother.” Diana runs a gentle finger along the smooth metal surface, face soft with nostalgia.
When Bruce looks up, he sees Danny standing in the kitchen, eyes glued to the basement door with an empty stare.
“Our basement? … isn’t it…”
The doorbell rings, making Danny look over, trance lost.
When Diana opens the door, Tim and Steph are standing there. Bruce stares at them for a second, unblinking.
“Danny, your friends are here!” Diana yells, making the boy come rushing back down the stairs.
“Hi, Steph, hey Tim, ready to play DOOM?” He says with a smile.
“Of course, Danny!” Tim exclaims, pulling out a slim modified PDA, “I just downloaded the new mods, it’s gonna be sick! Maybe we’ll finally beat Steph!”
Steph playfully kicks at him with a combat boot, “As if, loser! You know I win every time.”
Bruce watches them go upstairs, both barely sparing a look at him as they follow Danny.
Why does he feel like the floor is dropping out from under him? Why do his thoughts keep getting swallowed by this… this.. fog?
Why is he…?
What’s happening?
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MEANWHILE at the Hall of Justice Lunch's room, our heroes are engaging in a rousing discussion at the table.
Flash: I still don't understand.
Batman: What don't you understand?
Flash: Bruce, you don't just fall from space and not die, that's impossible!
Batman: You break the sound barrier on a daily basis without harming anyone standing by, Barry. I don't see how that's hard to believe.
Flash: Okay I can do that because I am a speed force conduit. You are just a man!
Batman: A man with a near unlimited supply of wealth that helps me gain access to the latest forms of technology for my cape and cowl. May I remind you that your ring fits your entire costume inside of it?
Flash: ...I'm still confused.
Batman: I know. So are Clark and Hal.
Superman: I'm starting to think Waller was right, you're a metahuman.
Green Lantern: I still think you're talking bullshit. Barry back me up.
Flash: What? Hal how am I supposed to back you up? You haven't made a claim!
Green Lantern: My claim is that Bruce is talking crap. Back me up!
Flash: I'm still confused as to what I'm supposed to do here?
Green Lantern: You come up with what you should do! You're the smart one between us?
Flash: Wha-?! Ugh...uh, Diana? Can you please use the lasso of truth on Bruce?
Wonder Woman: *Glances at Bruce, who just shrugs, and then looks back at Barry* The lasso of truth isn't to be used for petty games...but I'll make an exception for today.
*Diana walks to Bruce and he holds the lasso of truth*
Wonder Woman: Bruce, how did you survive falling from space?
Batman: Like I said I used the latest technology from Wayne Tech industries to modify my costume to withstand the temperatures of re-entry. I also used my cape to slow down the fall. But most of it was luck. To summarize, I survived because I'm Batman.
*Aquaman let out a hardy laugh at Batman's response and from seeing Hal's reaction*
Green Lantern: ...what's your name?
Batman: Batman.
Green Lantern: Diana, I think that the lasso of truth is broken.
Wonder Woman: He's answered the same before, Hal. No need to worry.
*Diana walks back to her seat as Barry pats Hal on the back*
Green Lantern: y'know we could...
Everyone except Hal: No.
Green Lantern: Fine.
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