#wolverineproportions

[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

As usual I am 100% behind on tag games

Thank you my dear dear friend @agaywithcoffee for the tag!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Wow now that is an eclectic set of songs lol.

No pressure tags: @elby3000 @celluloidbroomcloset @middleagedmorticia @paleoleigh @hamykia @sasakisniko @follows-the-bees @ashes-skye @coccinelf @wolverineproportions @spirker @melvisik @manesalex @blakbonnet @candycoateddoom @captainclickycat @xxprincess1x @blueberreads @scribophile @illustoryart @googoogojob @edsrosetattoo @niti-who @fandomsmeantheworldtome @emi--rose @patchworkpiratebear @hang-on-lil-tomato @devoursjohnlock @whatthefoucault and anyone else who wants to 🫶🏻

[tarysande]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! CONGRATS ON HAVING THE BEST BIRTHDAY! I hope you get to only do the things you want and ignore the things you don't!

Thank you, birthday twin!!!

I get to have a fantastic birthday—I’ll be taking classes at a (virtual) writing conference all day, and then there will be ICE CREAM CAKE and BOARD GAMES and LAUGHING with a few of my dearest in-bubble local chums ❤️❤️

[probablylostrightnow]

Thank you all! (Sorry not to respond earlier - I wound up taking a mostly offline weekend because my brain was busy Doing A Thing.)

It was a very good day and cats and cake and hugs all played a prominent and welcome role!

My 46th year was kind of a tumultuous and difficult one. I’m hoping the 47th can show some improvement. (For example, I wrote a grand total of 0 words of fic during my 46th year, and I’m about to go attempt some. *vibrates nervously*

[ferociousqueak]

probablylostrightnow replied to your post “It's been a pretty exhausting week of things I never anticipated...”

*belated hugs* I hope things are calming down & your brother is doing as OK as can be expected...

All hugs are welcome, belated or otherwise :D He seems to be doing ... okay. As expected, really. I’m giving him some space to do the things he needs to do (move, get his old house in proper order for the renter, get a new routine in play for his kids, etc.), but once things settle down, I very much plan on distracting him. Maybe we’ll write something together :D Thank you for the hugs, friend <3

mia-culpa replied to your photo “NO.”

we got real spring okay not just oh hey OH NO ITS SUMMER i don't think we can omplain this year

Oh, we’ve had an absolutely MARVELOUS spring. Even last night was gorgeous and I got a rainbow and even a few drops of rain and everything :D BUT I REALLY HATE SUMMER SO I DON’T CARE HOW ON TIME IT IS I’M STILL MAD ABOUT IT. *ahem* I’m also an adult and I can handle unpleasant weather with a sense of decorum and maturity. Pip pip, cheerio, stiff upper lip, etc., etc. *cries about it anyway*

bloomingcnidarians replied to your post “It's been a pretty exhausting week of things I never anticipated...”

jfc that is A Lot to deal with. so many hugs!

IT SURE TF IS! But! I’ve been really good this year. I got myself ORGANIZED, and I made HOURLY CHECKINS, and I’M ACTUALLY DOING REALLY WELL. So things are Super Stressful right now, it’s true. But I’ve set things up so that I can manage the anxiety, and it’s made all the difference :D I’m having lots of stress dreams where I get off on the wrong exit on the freeway that’s gonna make me late for the plane I have to catch, but in real life I’m doing just fine :D

forlornmelody replied to your photo “NO.”

....Already? We're lucky to break 60F over here right now

This is pretty on time for Phoenix, maybe even a few days overdue. I’M STILL MAD ABOUT IT AND I WILL NOT LET IT GO.

wolverineproportions replied to your photo “NO.”

I got real cranky about it hitting 80 here today. You have my sympathy.

For one thing, I’m sure you have much more humidity than I do, so I’ll consider your outrage on par with mine. SUMMER CAN GET STUFFED.

thisonelikesaliens replied to your photo “NO.”

it's not even star wars day yet wtf

I KNOW RIGHT. Of course, I have other expectations for Star Wars day (my best friend is due for her first kid that day and I AM EXCITE), but I STILL DEMAND CLEMENT WEATHER BEFORE BABY ZOE JOINS US, ON PRINCIPLE.

[dearophelia]

wolverineproportions replied to your post: “I take five sticks of dynamite…” [entire party...

Audra no

AUDRA YES

[theherocomplex]

Thank you, my friends! <3 <3 <3 

[probablylostrightnow]

The problem omitted “in another universe.”

Who decided this — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/34Fy3TY

[servantofclio]

Thanks, everyone ( @syzara, @missmeggo929, @theorigiinalladya, @genginger, @painterofhorizons, @shadoedseptmbr, @wolverineproportions, @commanderlola, @dawntreaderflynne, @thievinghippo especially) for your good wishes! We are also very glad to be home safe. We have a new appreciation for things like hot water and electricity, and feel very fortunate. After the last week, neither of us is really ready to be back at work (from home) tomorrow, but there’s not much of a way to avoid that. Both of our schools have delayed the start of classes, but there’s still a lot to be done.

[thestitchetywitch]

I’m so looking forward to seeing how this looks finished!

Feels pretty great to be cross stitching and watching critical role on a Thursday again

[tarysande]

Happy birthday!! I hope you have an amazing and relaxing day!

Right back at you, birthday twin!! Clearly this is the very best day to have been born!!

[probablylostrightnow]

Friday night rambling replies (last batch for now)...

frandayam replied to your post “Apparently Friday night is Ramble at Tumblr Time after spending most...”

Hope you're feeling better this morning!

Thank you, fran. <3 I was, although it didn’t persist well into this morning.

thisonelikesaliens replied to your post “Apparently Friday night is Ramble at Tumblr Time after spending most...”

I have more books. More books!

MORE BOOKS!

(I just downloaded the Hugo Voter Packet so I have a TON of stuff to read now...)

wolverineproportions replied to your post “Apparently Friday night is Ramble at Tumblr Time after spending most...”

The mister and I were gonna go to a play, but decided we were exhausted halfway there. Now we're watching Drag Race and debating an early bedtime.

That sounds like an excellent alternative activity to me...

kleptotello replied to your post “Apparently Friday night is Ramble at Tumblr Time after spending most...”

Tis Friday. Let us celebrate as though it is the year 1839.

Which apparently, based on the replies and my own experience, means “slip into low power mode (tm @inconocible) and then go to bed.” :D

missmeggo929 replied to your post “Apparently Friday night is Ramble at Tumblr Time after spending most...”

The children exhausted me. So laying in bed and contemplating sleep.

Case in point. So sorry you’re in pain, hope that gets better!

[ferociousqueak]

dearophelia replied to your post “YOU GUYS TABLETOP GAMES ARE SO MUCH FUN WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME”

YOU'RE DOING GREAT!

Thank you! I’m definitely trying!

wolverineproportions replied to your post “YOU GUYS TABLETOP GAMES ARE SO MUCH FUN WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME”

THERE ARE NO DUMB QUESTIONS and Sara's amazing anyway so don't worry about anything!

She really is! She’s doing great as a DM, and I’m so excited to see what happens next!

[dearophelia]

wolverineproportions replied to your post “5 & 13 for Kylie and Krem?”

*Krem* I cannot

FUN FACT

That “I’m in labor” “No you’re not *goes back to sleep*” is the actual conversation my parents had the night my mom went into labor with me

[wolverineproportions]

... thinking of changing my URL to WolverineProportions

[servantofclio]

@thievinghippo, @theherocomplex, @probablylostrightnow, @todisturbtheuniverse, @ladyeglantine, @fistfulofgammarays, @wolverineproportions, @dawntreaderflynne, @darthfruitbasket, @missmeggo929, @jadesabre301, @painterofhorizons, @ladyamesindy, @thisonelikesaliens, @kleptotello, @katschy, @ferociousqueak, @lisafer, and everyone else, thanks for the sympathy and well-cat-wishes. Augie’s at home now hiding out and (hopefully) sleeping. We’ll get his test results early next week, probably, so in the meantime we’ll just try to help him recover and give him lots of love.

[dearophelia]

Watch the way we gravitate

→ the Liv/Garrus first time fic that’s literal years in the making

Olivia realizes, as she leaves the battery slightly mortified that she actually said we can test your reach and my flexibility and then gave him that look, that she doesn’t know how to do this.  

Sex, yes. Well, sex with turians, no, but she has a few people she can ask and, failing that, the extranet’s sure to have wildly inaccurate videos she can get the basic ideas from. So she can figure out the sex.  

But after one has just laid an immensely cheesy line onto her friend and propositioned him - and after said friend had stumbled surprisingly toward agreeing with her - how does one then initiate the encounter? An email: You are cordially invited this Saturday to Commander Shepard’s quarters for sex and light drinks. Or, and she’s not sure if this is worse or better, a text: wanna bang? followed by the winking emoji.  

Fortunately, there’s a bit of a distraction with Miranda’s sister and then, a few days later, Garrus handles it. A text - dinner? And research?

[wip meme]