#wolf o'donnell x isabelle

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Mini Fanfic #1243: Triple N Progess Run (SSBU X Darkstalkers)

1:25 p.m. at La Shy Guy's Café's Outdoor Diner......

Escargoon: (Takes a Sip of his Latte he Ordered Along with Dedede with a Smile) I gotta say, De, I'm really impressed with your challenge run right now.

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) I know, right? We're already halfway in the month and I didn't fold even once. I'm proud myself right now.

Escargoon: As you should, my friend- (Raises his Cup Up) cause I'm proud of you myself.

Dedede: (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh Before Raising his Cup Up as Well) Cheers to that!

The long time duo clink their drinks together before taking another sip and sitting their cups back down on the table.

Escargoon: I can't imagine it being easy for you this whole time. I mean, you're dating a succubus model for Pete's sake.

Dedede: ('Sighs Heavily') Hooo boy, you don't have the slightest idea right now.......I love that woman with every bit of fiber of my heart and soul, but God DAMN if she doesn't know how to put up a good fight! I can't even take a proper breather without worrying about what she's gonna do next.

Escargoon: It gotten that intense already, huh?

Dedede: Hell yeah. 'Member I told you the time she flashed me on the first morning of the month? Boy, I tell you that was mere child's play compared to all the other crazy shit she pulled this month. Like that one time I was at the mansion and-

Flashback to Smash Mansion's Living Room

Isabelle: (Smiles at Morrigan While Doing Yoga Along with Her on Their Respective Mats) Thanks again for joining me on my Yoga Session today, Morrigan. I've really been falling behind on them these days.....

Morrigan: (Smiles Back at Izzy) Think nothing of the sort, my dear!~ I'm happy I have the time to do this on my day off from work today. This is so relaxing~

Isabelle: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Uh-huh. (Turns to Wolf and Dedede, Sittong on the Sofa, Watching TV Together Right Next to Her and Morrigan) You boys are more than welcome to join us whenever you like!~

Wolf: Nah, I'll pass. Never been a fan of Yoga.

Dedede: I've done it once, made me broke my back. Hated it ever since.

Wolf: ('Heh') Old timer.

Dedede: (Glares at Wolf) Boy, don't start.

Isabelle: (Softly Glares at the Duo on the Sofa) Boys, no fighting over there. (Turns Back to Morrigan) Now, where were we- ('Gasps') No way. Morrigan, are you doing-

Morrigan: The Jack-O Pose?

Dedede's eyes starts widening up as he turns to see his succubus of a girlfriend is now doing a meme worthy classic, the Jack-O Pose at pure delight and ease.

Morrigan: Why, indeed I am!~ It's been quite some time since I've done this, so you'll have to excuse me if it looks a little rusty.

Isabelle: (Puts on an Impressed Smile on her Face) Are you kidding? This look perfect enough as it is! ('Sigh') Making me wanna try doing one of my own without falling over again......

Morrigan: I'm sure you'll be able get it down one of these days, Isabelle, my dear. It only takes a few more practice and concentration for your body and soul and more focus put on achieving it to near perfection. (Forms a Seductively Teasing Smirk at her King Looking at Her Right Now) Just so you could use on the man you love and adore~

Morrigan blows a kiss at Dedede's way as her hips starts to move up and down and then wiggle it around all over the place, shortly after. Putting his eyes on a mesmerizing trance, as if it's taunting him to come over and give it a more....."thorough" investigation. Hell, he was this close to getting out of his seat until a few snaps of Wolf's finger appears in front of the ex king's face.

Wolf: Hey. De!

Dedede: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality, Startled) I WASN'T STARING AT IT, I SWEAR!! (Notices Wolf is Staring at Him With a Raised Eyebrow, Confused) ....Uhhhhhhhh- ('Clears Throat') You uh....Need somethin', Wolfman?

Wolf: Yeah. Firstly, I'm gonna have to ask you to never call me that for as long as you live. Second, I'm about head out and get us all something to eat. You wanna come with?

Dedede: ('Sighs in Relief') Nah, I'll pass.....Need to clear my mind for a sec.

Morrigan: Spendid!~

The sound of light, muffled clapping starts ringing into De's ears as he turns to see Morrigan is now making the cheeks of her rear to clap.

Morrigan: You can see if I could stay in this position for twenty minutes~

Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Fear and Under Pressure) On second thought- (Immediately Gets Himself Up From his Seat) I could use some fresh air right about now. (Quickly Rushes Out the Room Without Looking at Morrigan) See y'all in a few!

Wolf: (Sighs as He Walks Out the Room as Well) I'll make sure he doesn't bump into something on the way there. Or faint.

Isabelle: (Watches the Boys Walk Out the Room) Poor De. (Turns Back to Morrigan) You're gonna end up making him have combust if you keep teasing him like that.

Morrigan: That's the plan!~ (Forms an Sinster Smirk on her Face) I love it.

Isabelle: For No Nut November?

Morrigan: For No Nut November~

Back to the Present

Escargoon: A Jack-O Pose AND the clap of the ass cheeks at the same time? That's terrifyingly impressive.

Dedede: My thoughts exactly! (Crosses his Arms Huffing and Puffing) Bet she was smirking the whole time we were out too. Oh, and let's not forget the time me and her went to the park and-

Flashback to the Local Smash Park.......

Dedede: (Sighs Relaxingly as He Leans Himself Back a Bit While Sitting Next to Morrigan on a Bench Together) It always a good time being out here in this weather~

Morrigan: (Sighs Relaxingly While Holding a Firecracker Popsicle in her Hands) Agreed~ (Turns to Dedede) Darling,, are you sure you don't want a popsicle of your to devour as well?

Dedede: Yeah, I'm sure. Ate breakfast earlier, so I don't feel the need to eat anything sweet right now, you know?

Morrigan: (Stares at De for a Brief Second Before Shrugging it Off) Hm. Suit yourself. Say, do you mind holding the stick for me as I eat it? (Hands the Popsicle to De) I don't want to rest my hair getting sticky. (Starts Wrapping her Hair Up into a Ponytail)

Dedede: Sure thing. (Takes the Wrapping Off the Popsicle and Holds it Right in Front of Morrigan's Face) It's all ready for ya.

Morrigan: Thank you, dear.

Morrigan pushes the front side of her hair back a little as she leans over and..."casually" suck the popsicle down back and forth before leaning back a bit to lick it all over with her tongue and sucking it all over again, all while moaning sensually in the process.

This in turn, causes the poor Ex King of Dreamland's eyes to widen up at the entire display in front of him, in pure disbelief, unable to looking away no matter much he wants to. As if his girlfriend wasn't irresistibly hot enough already.....

Dedede: Jesus christ, Morrg.......

Morrigan: (Looks Back Up at her King with a Look Nearly Equivalent to That of Bedroom Eyes) Hmm?~ Is something the matter?

Dedede: Uh- (Comes Back to Reality Before Quickly Turning Away a Bit) N-No! It's nothing. Just.....(Starts Blushing) loving you unconditionally like always, is all.....

Morrigan: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Ohh~ I love you too, my dear king~ (Looks Back at her Frozen Dessert) And I think I LOVE this treat just as much~

Dedede: Mhmm.....(Sucks his Teeth as He Sees a Koopa, Sitting a Few Feet Away From the Bench, Playing his Saxophone in a Slow, Sensual Sounding Melody) Man, do we really have sit right next to that saxophone player over there?

Morrigan: (Softly Pouts at her King) Dedede! Be nice. (Pulls her Ten Dollar Bill Out of her Purse) He is doing a wonderful job plating that saxophone and will continue to do as such as he wish. (Summons her Bat to Fly Over and Drop the Ten Dollars Down onto the Koopa's Saxophone Case) For you, my good sir.

Saxophone Koopa: (Tips his hat to Morrigan Before Resumes Back to his Playing Session)

Morrigan: (Turns Back to Dedede) Now, be a very good boy and pay him no mind, okay?

Dedede: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes, ma'am.

Morrigan: Thank you. (Forms a More Seductive Smirk on her Face) Now~ Where were we?~

Morrigan resumes back to her sensual popsicle sulking while moaning a little more louder than previously, causing De to groan in displeasure at trying hus hardest to keep himself and his urges in complete check.

End of Another Flashback

Escargoon: Okay, that saxophone playing in the background, was just asking her to get a rise out of you at that point.

Dedede: Exactly what I was thinking! (Facepalms Himself While Groaning Some More) Oh God and don't even get me started at the time at that restaurant-

Flashback to the Crimsonette Restaurant

Dedede was playing on the piano while Morrigan was sitting on top of it, singing her heart out.

Morrigan: Fill my heart with song and let me sinh forevermore!~You are all I long for, all I worship and adore!~

Morrigan then proceeds to teleport her way to sit right next to her king, startling him a bit. She then slowly leans herself over to him while looking deep into his big eyes with her signature bedroom look, making him blush all over again.

Morrigan: In other worrrrds~ Please be truuuuuue~ (Gently Places her Hands onto Dedede's Cheek) In other words~ I looove yoooooooou~ My darling king~

The pair then share a passionate kiss on the lips as everyone else present in the establishment begins to applaud the both of them right on cue.

End to Yet Another Flashback

Escargoon: (A Memory Coming Back to Him) Oh yeah, Bandana Dee showed me a clip of that on choir practice a day after that. You guys did pretty good up there.

Dedede: (Takes a Bow While Still Sitting on his Table) Thank you, thank you kindly. (Lightly Slams his Hands on the Table) But that's beside the point, boy! I'm at my wits here!

Escargoon: (Gives his Best Friend a Reassuring Smile) I know it's a tough road ahead, De. But try and keep at it until the very end. I guarantee I will be all worth it then.

Dedede: Sure hope it.

'Buzzzzzzzz'

Dedede: (Picks his Phone Up and Check the New Message Sent to Him Just Now) What the?

Escargoon: What is it?

Dedede: Morrigan sent me a five minute long audio recording just now. (Puts on a Bit of a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Who wanna bet it's something lewd?

Escargoon: (Shrugs) Only one way to find out.

Dedede: Yeah, yeah. (Press Plays on the Audio With a Picture of Morrigan and a Few of her Modeling Friends are Laying in One Bed Together)

Morrigan: (In the Recording) Good day, my lovelies!~ This is one and only Morrigan Aensland speaking and the ladies here and I decided do something for all the working men and women out there that is need desperate need of a stress reliever right now. This is also dedicated to a...very special former king of Dreamland that has stolen my beating heart in allll the right ways~ I hope you enjoy the ride, my love~ (Makes a Single Kissing Noise)

The audio went silent for a few seconds until a familiar sound of the saxophone begins to play in the background, follow by the collective sounds of sensual sounding moans from each of the ladies present in the audio, Morrigan especially, who is gradually becoming the loudest and most prominent of them all.

This, in turn, causes the duo's eyes and mouth to slowly open up wide as they are in near speechless in pure disbelief at what they are hearing on De's phone right now.

Dedede: (Starts Using the Napkin to Wipe Sweat Off his Forehead as He's Blushing Up a Storm) Dear lord........

Escargoon: Is.....Is this.....seriously five whole minutes of them moaning?

Dedede: Should've known that would be the case just by looking at this picture alone.

Morrigan: I love you, my darling king!~ (Continues Moaning Along with the Other Ladies on the Recording)

Escargoon: Man, you are not kidding when you say she's going all out.... (Notices Dedede's Hand Hovering on the Phone) Heyyy. De, what are you doing over there?

Dedede: (Quickly Hides his Hands Behind Back While Giving Escargoon the Most Awkward Smile Imaginable) NOTHING! Nothing. I was just getting a any sip of my drink.

Escargoon: (Raises an Eyebrow at De) Really? Cause it looks to me that you were about to pick up that phone and call her.

Dedede: ('Scoffs') So what if i am? I was going to tell her how neat the audio is and compliment saxophone player in the background and....(Starts Sweating Again but More Nervously This Time Around) the ladies on....contributing....with.... their mooooan- (Suddenly Let's Out a Loud, Frustrated Sounding Groan) ('ARGHH') I can't- (Bang his Fist on the Table) TAKE THIS SHIT no more!!

Escargoon: De, come on, you can't cave yourself in now, not when you're only halfway there!

Dedede: (Comically Glares at Escargoon) Boy, you think I don't know that already!? First the pose, then the Firecracker popsicle, the duet, and now this!? (Poinrs his Hand on his Phone with The Sound Moaning and Saxophone Still Playing on There) That beautiful woman is doing too much, man, she's killing me!!

Escargoon: This obviously her way to psyching you out of focus. What you need to do right now is calm down, taking a deep breath, and-

Dedede: (Gets Up From his Seat) Nah, you wanna do I'm gonna do instead? I'mma call her up on my phone, tell her i give up, and have her help BUST. MY NUTS. OPE-

Before De could even dare to finish that sentence and do the unthinkable, he suddenly gets knocked upside the back of his head hard enough into sitting him back down on his seat, completely stopping him from crashing out entirely. And it was all thanks to none other than the legendary Bounty Hunter of the Smash Family, Samus Aran.

Samus: Pull it together and keep it in your pants, De. This isn't over yet.

Dedede: (Starts Panting as He Gradually Comes Back to Reality) Yeah.....You're right......(Claps Both of his Cheeks Two Times Before Putting on a More Determined Look on his Face) This ain't over until I MAKE that succubus sing a melody on the first midnight of December! (Turns to Samus with a Smile) Thanks for breaking me outta that funk, girl.

Samus: (Smirks a Bit at Dedede) Anytime, brother.

The Smash duo then shares a casual high five with one another.

Samus: (Happily Waves Hello to Escargoon as She Finds Herself a Seat) Hi, Escar~

Escargoon: (Waves Back at Samus with a Bit of a Confused Look on his Face) Hey, Samus....What's going on here?

Samus: Nothing too major. (Gently Pat on Dedede's Shoulder) Just making sure this dumb-dumb over here doesn't slip up and fail the challenge.

Dedede: It may be a handicap to some, but I find this strategy far more beneficial than completely doing it all on myself.

Escargoon: (Shrugs) Hey, if it helps, it's help. (Smiles Softly) I'm just glad you didn't throw in the towel yet.

Dedede: ('Sighs in Relief') You and me both, man. And you're right, it has been tough battle so far- (Puts on a More Determined Look on his Face) But I did not fail more than three times to four in the row just to add this year to the tally! I'mma pass me that challenge.

Samus: (Puts on a Proud Smile on her Face) That's the spirit, De. I'm with you 100%. Just don't go back on our word, you hear?

Escargoon: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) His word?

Samus: I made him promise to never take the challenge again afterwards.

Dedede: If I win this one.

Samus: (Gives Dedede a Firm Glare) Um. No. There is no "ifs", "ands", or "buts" in this discussion, De. You're going to quit participating in that stupid challenge whether you win OR lose.

Escargoon: I'm gonna have to agree with Samus on this one, bud. You've already proven yourself to be a man in your own right, you don't have to keep proving that by taking a challenge that's already a meme of itself.

Dedede: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, i guess y'all have a point there...It does starting to get old after while.

Samus: Exactly. Hence why I say it's stupid.

Escargoon: Hey, speaking of which, have you participated in the challenge this year, Samus?

Samus: (Starts Rubbing The Back of her Hair Back and Forth) Yeah, but uh.......

Dedede: You failed again, didn't you?

Samus: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah....Last night.

Samus Aran: Mission's a Bust.

Dedede: (Clicks his Teeth at Samus in Disbelief) Damn girl! And you said I'm weak minded?

Samus: (Pouts at Dedede) Hey, excuse me for having The Strongest Momm- I mean, Mom- I-I mean- (Starts Blushing Before Clearing her Throat) The Strongest WOMAN in the World for a girlfriend. I knew what i gotten myself into the day I fallen in her with her- (Glares at Both De and Escar as Her Face Starts Getting Redder) And I am NOT a Bottom!!!

Escargoon: We.....didn't say you were one though.

Dedede: (Forns a Teasing Smirk on his Face).But since you brought it up......

Escargoon: (Quickly Glares at his Best Friend) De, don't start.

Samus: (Glares Harshly at Dedede) Yeah, De. DON'T. Unless you really want me to send you to outter space.

Dedede: ('Clicks Teeth') Man, will you relax already, girl? I was just kidding! You being a Top and/or Bottom doesn't change the fact that you're the toughest Bounty Hunter in the whole town. Especially not to us.

Escargoon: (Smiles Softly at the Bounty Hunter in Question) Yeah, you'll always be cool in our eyes, Samus.

Samus: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Turns Away From the Duo, Pouting) Whatever. (Starts Blushing Once More) You dorks will always be cool in my eyes too....

Dedede: (Snickers a Bit) You gonna give Luigi a run for his money on the cuteness scale if you keep puffing your cheeks out like that.

Samus: Nah. I can never be on par with Weegie's cuteness. Remind me hug him later, will ya?

Dedede: (Smirks at Samus) Give us details on what happened that night and I'll convince everyone in our group to give the greatest group hug he'll ever have in his life.

Samus: (Notices the Picture on Dedede's Phone) Lemme hear that audio Morrigan sent you first and I'll you tell you every juicy detail possible. (Turns to Escargoon) If you don't mind listening too, Escar.

Escargoon: Yeah, I don't mind. I think I'm curious about it too actually.

Dedede: Then it's a deal-deal!

Both Dedede and Samus shake on the respective deals as they enjoy the rest of their chatting together with Escargoon on a breezy afternoon.

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Okay so I saw this artwork of Isabelle as wolf o'donnell's secretary on instagram and it only got ONE LIKE?? Okay that's lowkey disappointing and the art literally slaps to??

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[breserker]

Top 10 pairings and/or fandoms :)

okay HONESTLY i'm a one ship wonder with a lot of fandoms, i have the flagship and then a few tributary ships so this should be pretty easy except for the fact that i think it shows my boring ass hand tbh a lot of my ships are the boring obvious ones probably because I don't consider myself a multishipper if that makes sense. Like it takes a lot for me to care, y'know.

also sorry for the delay i'm working on the giant buddha in terraria and oh god it's past midnight huh

Ulrich/Yumi (Code Lyoko) - Dude it's here because it's my first real ship first real fandom experience i understand they might be kinda milquetoast inasmuch as they were VERY popular but i really resonated with Ulrich's insecurities and totally not brewing emotional abuse victim angst so it'll always stay close to my heart Henry/Eileen (Silent Hill 4) - First...adult-ish ship? Dude i was 14-15 when i got into Silent Hill and I attached to these two immediately, idk why, but scarring and recovering is gonna be somewhat of a running theme I think Majima/Makoto (Yakuza 0) - PERFECT SEGWAY BITCH OH FUCKING DAMN not only were they my first foray into real smut writing in 2019 Makoto is one of my favorite characters of all time, i attribute at least some of my comfort with myself nowadays to this ship and I've met some LIFELONG friends through them Scully/Starling (crossover X-Files and Silence of the Lambs) - Not a big greater hannibalverse type person but these two in particular I'm still very very very sweet on. I wish I would've written more when i had the gumption but I like what I did with them at the time. Guts/Casca (Berserk) - I just. y'know. I love them, I love Guts, I love Casca, and i think my favorite gutsca moment, my favorite one, is when Skull Knight tells Guts that what he may want for her may not be what she wants in general. PEAK shipping moment for me, idk if that's weird but OH that's so good. FUCK yes independence from each other. OUGGH Anya/Dimitri (Anastasia 1997) - there was a tweet in early early 2020 that said "you don't have shipping preferences you heard Dimitri say "princesses don't marry kitchen boys" and it was decided for you" and i've never felt so fucking called out Carlos/Jill (Resident Evil 3) - i think we can blame silent hill ascension for making me so utterly pathetic and cold and betrayed that I went full force horny for valeveira out of ?????? nowhere. they're sweet, it's nice to write Carlos after so much of writing the guy in the next ship I'll list... Tseng/Aeris (Final Fantasy VII) - GOD DUDE IF I TOLD YOU I STARTED SHIPPING THEM AS A HORNY JOKE BUT NOW IT'S 350K WORDS OF FIC WITHIN ~3 YEARS LATER IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE ANYMORE IS IT Wolf O'Donnell/Isabelle (Crossover StarFox/Animal Crossing or just smash bros if you like) - I really really really had a fun fic for them that i WILL get back to but a lot of real life stuff got in the way and since it is a FUN fic, if you're not having fun irl it's hard to write fun irl. Also can you tell I'm grasping at straws bc I'm desperate to find other ships i care about. Yuffie/Elena (FF7) - Because I'm grasping at straws I'll end with another FF7 fic that I've been itching to make more stuff for (i've sketched a few things here or there but that's it) and it's these disaster lesbians.

Mayyybbeee there's another ship that I'm fond of elsewhere but tbh I mostly see shipping happen and I'm like "That's nice" and I move on, or even if i care about the ship caring about it versus actually WRITING or making fandom over it is a different thing. Like I loved Eadaz/Sabran in Priory of the Orange Tree, or Ammar ibn Khairan and Jehane bet Ishak in the Lions of Al Rassan, but i'm not exactly writing fic over it.

[crossovershipstournament]

SIDE 1C: ROUND 1: Isabelle (Animal Crossing)/Wolf O’Donnell (StarFox) VS Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales 2017)/Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)

Propaganda for Isabelle/Wolf O'Donnell:

Met through Smash Bros :3

Just. Big tough space pirate and sweet normal everyday office worker. It’s the best.

I heard we were submitting in propaganda, so here’s some for my kind of niche guilty pleasure ship Wolfabelle (Wolf x Isabelle) since I was only able to think of a proper infodump of AFTER submitting it; Not only do I think they’re a fun pairing because they’re both dogs that met in Smash Bros and are also an extremely unlikely pairing, but also they sort of embody that classic bad boy and soft girl aesthetic, and I’d like to imagine, since we’ve seen a bit of a good side to him in the Star Fox games, he’d slowly become a better person for Isabelle, and then for himself and everyone else. Isabelle can help him see the good in the world and Wolf can help her stand up for herself. They’re also totally Bi 4 Pan and there’s a lot of really cute fan content for them online.

Propaganda for Webby Vanderquack/Mabel Pines:

Automatic-in. Adorable little weird girlies who love grappling hooks, and are also so cool and badass. Mabel would knit Webby a sweater and she'd NEVER take it off. Also they're both just so full of love and heart; what with Mabel being the entire heart of her show (to me <3) and Webby being so loyal to her loved ones that she manages to bring her best friend back from the Shadow Realm through the sheer power of friendship. They are both EXPLODING with love and they'd be such a lovey-dovey power couple 🥺🥺🥺

Art Credit:

Isabelle/Wolf art by @/kannra-orhara Mabel/Webby art by me, @/astro-b-o-y-d

[starfoxassault]

chapter 1 of my wolf o'donnell x isabelle fanfic! shares & comments are appreciated!!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Link: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Samus: ... No.

Link: Thank you for being honest.

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Isabelle: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Wolf: ...Yes.

Isabelle: You’re lying.

Wolf: I’m lying.

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Peach: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Mario: Baby, I would find a way to turn myself into a worm so we could be worms together.

Peach, crying: I love you!

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OH BOI It's so hard

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1231: Date Night In: Truth or Dare Edition Pt. 2 (SSBU X Street Fighter X Darkstalker)

Few Minutes of Group Hugging Sessions Later........

Samus: Alright, Mayflower, you're up next.

Daisy: (Gives Samus a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Are you ever gonna get tired of calling me that?

Samus: Hey, the day I do that will be the day I be nice to Ridley. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on her Face) Neither of which are ever gonna happen in the million years~ Now get to choosing, Mayflower.

Daisy: ('Groans in Annoyance and Defeat') Whatever. I pick Dare.

Samus: I dare you to try and make the Cutest Man in the World next to you, blush within a thirty seconds.

Luigi: Who? (Points at Himself) Me?

Samus: Yes, you. I mean, you've always been cute before, but you cranked that scale up to eleven with that new outfit of yours tonight. (Smirks at the Green Suited Plumber) Make me wanna pinch those cheeks of yours all night~

Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Me too!~

Luigi: (Smiles Bashfully as He Place Both his Hands Onto his Now Flustered and Twist Himself Around From Side to Side) Oho come now!~ I-I can't really say I'm the most cutest person out there, but I appericate the compliments greatly~

Daisy: (Playfully Pouts at Luigi) Sweetie!~ I'm suppose to make you blush, not them!

Samus: Oh relax. I haven't even started the timer yet. (Set the Timer on Thirty Seconds on her Phone)

Daisy: Wait, hang on! I gotta look my best first-

Samus: Too late. (Press the Start Button on Screen as the Sound of the Beep Goes Off) Time's ticking.

Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Damnit. (Clears her Throat Before Leaning Herself Closer to Luigi) Say, Weeg, have I ever told how much you rock my world lately?~

Luigi: (Smiles Softly) On ocassions. It always managed to brighten up my day afterwards.

Daisy: That's good. (Places her Hand Onto Both her Man's Cheeks as She Gives Him Very Loving, Bedroom Look in her Eyes) Because no matter what anyone or anything in this crummy world says, Siempre te amaré, mi...dulce querido hombre~ (Gives Luigi a Sweet, Tender Kiss on the Lips)

Luigi: (Immediately Starts to Blush Bright Red on Cue) O-O-O-O-O-Ohhh.......

Samus: (Looks Down to See the Timer is Still Counting Down) Huh. Only ten seconds to spare. (Stops the Timer Before Looking Back Up to Daisy) Not bad.

Tifa: You can speak in Spanish this whole time, Daisy?

Daisy: (Forms a Proud Smile on her Face) Yep! (Pulls Out a Small Booklet From Put of her Shorts' Pocket) All thanks to this Romantic Hispanic Language Guide. Been reading his bad book for weeks now.

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course.

Tifa: Amazing~

Dedede: Lemme borrow that guide of yours after you're done.

Luigi: (Starts Smiling Bashfully Again) I think I like it~

Daisy: (Giggles Softly) I'm glad to hear it. There'll be plenty more where that came from- (Whispers into Luigi's Ear) Bollo de miel~

Luigi let's out a very satisfied sounding sigh as he melts into Daisy's shoulder as she hugs him lovingly.

Lilith: (Happily Applauds her Princess Girlfriend) You were such a phenomenon from start to finish, babe!~ I wish I could speak fluent Spanish too.

Daisy: Come to me anytime and I'll more than gladly teach you a more hands on tutorial, senorita~ (Winks and Makes a Feint Kissing Noise at her Succubus Girlfriend)

Lilith: (Let's Out an Aroused Squeal as She Begins to Melt Down onto Daisy's Lap and Hugs it With a Very Satisfied Smile on her Face) I'm her senorita~

Cloud: (Stares at Daisy With a Deadpinned Expression) You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Daisy: (Casually Shrugs With a Bit of a Smug Smirk on her Face) What can I say?~ My romantic game went up the charts these days~

Dedede: Bars!

Samus: Alright, enough with the rizz and rhymes. Who wants to go next?

Lilith: (Pops her Head Up From Daisy's Lap and Happily Raises her Hand) Ooh! Me! Me! Meeee!~ I pick Truth!

Morrigan: (Gives Lilith a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Better prepare to tell them nothing but the truth, little sister!~ Your soul might set you free for once if you do~

Tifa: So, Lili, is it true that your sister's jealous of you?

Morrigan: Yeah, Li- (Eyes Begins to Shot Up to the Question Given to Her Sister) Wait, what?

Lilith: Oh yeah. She is suuuuuper jelly of me these days~ 100%.

Morrigan: (Immediately Glares at Lili) EXCUSE YOU-

Lilith: (Immediately Places her Fingers onto Morrigan's Lips) Upupupup! This is currently MY time to speak right now, sis. Please do not interrupt me for the time being, Kay?

Lili moves her finger away, quick enough from having it bitten off by an angry, growling Morrigan.

Lilith: Yep. She always wanted to be the center of attention ever since we were both children. From our parents, modeling directors, the fans. Hell, one time, she convinced me to fuse with her JUST so she can have a bigger butt than I do!

Morrigan: (Glare Turns into a Comical One) You no good, fibbing liar!!

Daisy: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise) No way.....You guys can fuse?

Morrigan: ('Sigh') Yes, but not exactly into a different entity. See, with her soul intertwined with mines, I become much more powerful than I ever was originally. (Went Back to Glaring at Lilith) And I seemed to remember only using that ability to help fight off greater threats! Did I not?

Lilith: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, yeah, I remember the whole Pyron and Jedah incidents we were in. (Pouts and Points at her Sister) But don't think I didn't notice all the sides eyes and grumbles you made when we're at the beach and modeling shows. (Starts Doing a Fashion Pose, Showing off Her Most....Biggest Assest With a Now Very Smug Look on her Face) You know can't ever compete with this?~

Morrigan: Yeah well....I am still older than you, young lady!!

Lilith: Really? (Casually Shrugs) Guess it goes to show how much you've past your prime then.

Daisy: Ooohoo!....

Luigi: Ouch.

Samus: She got you there on that one.

Chun-Li: (Pouts at her Girlfriend Next to Her) Sammy!

Samus: What? It was a good burn. You can't deny that at least.

Morrigan: (Groans in Annoyance and Utter Defeat Before Hugging Up on Dedede Again) Dp you see what I have to put up with on a daily basis, De!? (Starts Pouting Again) She's so annoying.......

Dedede: (Gently Pats Morrigan on the Shoulder) There, there, girl. You'll always be #1 in my eyes.

Lilith: Emotional damage aside, who wants to go next?~

Tifa: (Happily Raises her Hand Up) I'll go. I pick Truth.

Lilith: Tifa, is it really true that you've punched giant monsters into oblivion before?

Tifa: Oh yeah, tons of them. Even giant robots.

Lilith: (Very Intrigued) Woooooah.....Does it ever make your hands hurt afterwards?

Tifa: (Smiles Sheepishly) On a few ocassions, especially when I first started combat training in a young age. (Sighs Fondly of her Past) I was such a hard-headed kid back then- (Giggles a Bit) It's miracle I came as far as I did these days.

Cloud: (Snickers a Bit) You, a hard-headed kid? I don't believe it.

Tifa: (Place her Hand onto her Chest as She Does a Mockingly Dramatic Pose) Oh, but it's true!~ I became another trouble maker growing up in a small, small town. I must've gotten this rotten influence from somewhere. (Smirks Playfully at Cloud) Perhaps from someone sitting right next to me right now~

Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) It's a possibility. Guess it goes to show you shouldn't have hang out with me to begin with.

Tifa: Perhaps. (Hugs Cloud Lovingly) But that didn't stop me from falling head over heels for you years later, now does it?~

Cloud: Not even. (Gives Tifa a Kiss on the Cheek) Love you by the way.

Tifa: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Lips) Love you more!~

Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwww~

Samus sticks out her tongue and points at it in a mocking disgust before Chun-Li stops her by gently slapping her arm in silence the whole time.

Tifa: Wanna go next, Cloud?

Cloud: If I gotta, I pick Truth.

Tifa: Oooooh~ Truth you say?~

Cloud: Yeah, that's what I-(Suddenly Notices Something is Up as He Tifa's Smile Starts to Become More Widened as She Keeps Staring at Him) Tifa......I don't like the look in your eyes. What are you planning to ask me?

Tifa: Cloud~ Is it true that you got yourself a small, teensy bitsy crush on Luiiiiigi?~

Daisy/Lilith: (Leans Over to Cloud With Intrigued Smiles on Both their Faces) Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?~

Luigi starts looking around before pointing at himself again

Cloud: (Eyes Widened as He Begins to Blush) W-What!? (Immediately Turns Away While Crossing his Arms Together) T-That's insane! I don't have a crush on him at all!

Samus: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Really? Then how come we caught you awe struck the moment you saw him in her getup?~

Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly) You were even speechless the whole way through as well~

Cloud: He looks great in the attire, how do you expect to react? You all were just as surprised at this as I was!

Daisy: True. (Smirks Wider) But don't think we forgot about what happened in our double date two years ago~

Lilith: Yeah!....Wait. (Turns to Daisy) What happened in your double date again?

Daisy starts whispering the more juicy details into Lilith's ear. It only took a few seconds before the her eyes starts to widens up as she let's out a very loud gasps.

Lilith: (Points at Cloud) YOU KISSED WEEGIE!?~

Tifa: Yep! Right on the lips. (Playfully Shakes Cloud's Shoulders) And he liked iiiiiit!~

Cloud: (Glares at his Giggling Girlfriend Next to Him) Quit it!

Dedede: Ain't no need to get embarrassed there, boy. We all know how much of a catch Weeg truly is.

Morrigan: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)

Cloud: I mean.....(Rolls his Eyes a Little) You're not....entirely wrong in that front......(Suddenly Hears Luigi's Giggles as He Now Turn his Attention to Him) What got you laughing?

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, sorry. It's nothing. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Just feeling pretty flattered right now is all~

Cloud: (Turns Away) ('Hmph') As you should. You're a really great guy, Luigi, in your own unique, charming style. (Slowly Looks Back at Luigi) It's high time you should be treated as such, you know?

Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Thanks, Cloud. I think you're pretty great too.

Cloud: (Stares at Luigi For a Brief Second Before Turning Away Again Blushing) Cool.

Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~

Tifa: ('Sighs Dreamingly') So cute and precious indeed......(Smiles Brightly) Now I date you two to kiss again!~

Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Huh!?

Cloud: (Turns Back to Tifa with a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Seriously, Tifa? I already did Truth. You can't make me do Dare as well. (Turns to Samus) Can she?

Samus: Well, it does seem unnatural to do both...but we haven't done much Dares for a while now.....(Shrugs) I'll allow it. (Forms a Cheeky Smirk) Now pucker those lips up for one another, boys~

Samus, along with a few others starts chanting the word 'Kiss' towards the two boys in around their circle.

Cloud: (Sighs in Defeat While Facepalming Himself) They'll never gonna leave us alone at this rate, are they?

Luigi: (Sheepishly Shrugs) It's expected. A Dare is a Dare after all.

Cloud: Unfortunately. (Shyly Rubs his Arm) So uh......wanna go another round? O-On the kissing, I mean.....

Luigi: Sure! I-If it's okay with the girls, of course.

Lilith: It's totally fine with us, sweetie!~

Daisy: (Pumps her Fist Up in the Air) Yeah, go on and kiss that brood of a man!~

Cloud: (Flips Daisy Off) Screw you too, Daisy.

Tifa: (Gently Rubs Cloud's Shoulders) Hey, hey, don't worry about anything she says. Keep your eyes on the prize. I believe in you.

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes Once More) Yeah, yeah, much appreciated.

As Tifa let's go of his shoulders, Cloud leans himself over to Luigi. The two takes their respective deep breaths to fight off any nervous tension they have before locking onto each other's lips.

Ladies: Woooooooooooo!~

('Whistle')

Samus: Now, that is what I am talking about!~ (Turns to her Girlfriend Next to Her) Chun, take some pictures, will ya?

Chun-Li: Why? For blackmail?

Samus: Nah. Cause it looks cute.

The two men pull away from one another for a brief second before Luigi suddenly went back to kissing Cloud on the lips once more, surprising everyone and Cloud in the process before succumbing to the passionate make out session.

Morrigan: Oh my!~

Dedede: My boi in green's going for seconds!~

Daisy: (Happily Applauds her Plumber Along with Lilith) There ya go, Weegie!~ Show those lips who's boss!~

Lilith: You're doing great!!~

A few seconds later goes by and the duo finally pulls away from one another for real this time, both taken aback at what just happened.

Luigi: Mama mia.......

Cloud: ('Sigh') That was the most intense I felt in a long time.

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly and Apologetically) I went overboard back there, didn't I? I-I'm sorry.

Cloud: (Gently Ruffles the Top of Luigi's Hair) Hey, don't worry it. I made out with you the same way that night two years ago, remember? That practically makes us even if anything.

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) You don't say?~

Cloud: (Chuckles Lightly) It's the truth. As dumb as this whole ordeal was, the kiss itself wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would. So, thanks for that I guess.....

Luigi: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Cheek) You're welcome~

Cloud: (Starts Blushing Yet Again, Right on Cue)

Daisy/Lilith/Chun-Li: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~

Tifa: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) You two are just TOO cute for words right now!~

Cloud: ('Scoffs') Please. We're more adorable if anything. Now can we please move on already?

Morrigan: (Confidently Raises her Hand Up) Yes, I would also like to do a Dare for the night.

Dedede: (Turns Back to His Girlfriend with a Proud, Playful Smirk on his Face) Ahh, look at you being brave and bold!~ You finally having fun tonight?

Morrigan: (Shrugs) To some extent perhaps. We're dreadfully low of Dares this evening and I figured it's high time I step into the-(Slowly Frowns in Fear as She Suddenly Hears a Familiar, Mischievous Sounding Laughter Creeping in) Plate?

The couple turns to see Lilith's shoulders shaking up and down before revealing herself letting out a more eviller laugh the more louder she gets, much to her older sister's discomfort.

Morrigan: What have I done?

Lilith: Morrigan Jubilee Aensland!!~ As a token of your bravery for tonight, I dare you- (Forms an Evil Smirk on her Face) To get a haircut.

Morrigan: (Eyes Shot Up in Horror) My hair?....(Brings the Bottom Half of her Long Hair in Front of Her and Shakingly Strokes It) Y-You want me to cut up my beautiful hair?

Lilith: Those are the exact words I said. (Smirk Grows Wider) Unless you wanna be known as a chicken for the rest of the night~

Dedede: (Lightly Glares at Lilith) 'Ey now, hold on there, girlie. Your sister may be a lot of things, but chicken ain't one of then.

Morrigan: (Whimpering) My hair......

Dedede: (Place his Hand Onto Morrigan's Shoulder) Will grow back in due time, That I promise you. In fact, I volunteer a certain flower to cut her hair in the meantime if it's fine with her.

Daisy: (Salutes to Dedede) You can count on me, De!

Lilith: (Turns to Daisy) Wait, you've done people's hair before?

Daisy: Yep. Was a hair stylist in training growing up. Not my favorite thing to do, but the skill does come in handy at times. I even did Tifa's hair once.

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly with her Short Style Hair Still Intact) Still love the cut to this day, Daisy!~

Daisy points her finger gun at Tifa while clicking her tongue.

Lilith: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmm.....I dunno. It would be a lot funner if I do all the cutting.

Luigi: (Softly Glares at his Succubus Girlfriend) Lili, let Daisy do this. You trust her, right?

Daisy: Yeah, Lili. (Puts on a Sad Puppy Dog Look) Don't you trust meee?~

Lilith: (Easily Fell For the Sad Eyes Trap as She Hugs Her Princess) Oh Daisy. Of course I trust you. You're my princess!~

Daisy: (Gently Grabs Hold of Lilith's Hands) Then trust me into giving your sister the best haircut in the entire globe. It's what she would've wanted, right?

Lilith: I mean, yeah, but....Does it have to be the best-

Daisy: Liliiii!

Lilith: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, okay. I'll leave it all to you. (Gives Daisy a Kiss on the Cheek) Show that hair what's for.

Daisy: (Happily Nodded to Lilith's Command) ('Hmph') Will do.

Morrigan: (Still Fidgeting Over her Long Hair)I don't know.....What if it doesn't turn out as good or at least....DECENT enough as I hope!?

Dedede: (Shakes his Head) Mm mm mm. Never thought, in a million years, I would ever see the Queen of Night become a worrywart.

Morrigan starts making angry (cute) sounding grumble noises as she got up into Dedede's face causing him to burst out laughing a bit.

Dedede: Ehehehehe easy now, girl, I'm only kiddin'! But seriously though, you have nothing to worry about. You can count on Daisy to make that hair look good. And even if it may not come to your liking or, God forbid, it does look bad, that won't stop me from falling for you.

Morrigan: It won't?

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Hell Yeah! Doesn't matter to me if you have long hair, short hair, no hair, skinny, fat, or get turned into a completely different entity altogether. You'll still be my queen and I'll still love you 'till time and space comes to a complete end. Count on it. (Gives Morrigan a Wink and a Thumbs Up)

Daisy/Luigi/Lilith/Tifa/Chun-Li: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!~

Cloud: (Genuinely Surprised by Dedede's Words Along with Samus) Wow. That.....gotta be the romantic thing I've ever heard coming out of your mouth, De.

Samus: (Slowly Claps her Habds to De) Yeah. Very well done.

Morrigan: (Heart Begins to Melt Right as Her Eyes Starts to Sparkle) My king.....('Sniff') My sweet, darling kinghing!~ (Tearfully Hugs Her Boyfriend)

Dedede: (Hugs Morrigan Back) Don't you being worrying your cute head now, girl, I got you. Always.

Daisy: (Scooches Her Over and Breaks the Hugging Couple Up) Okay, enough with the adorable, mushy romance. (Pulls Out a Hair Comb and Hair Cutting Sheer) Time to get to work! Now then, gonna do a little bit of this....(Starts Doing Morrigan's Hair).....a little bit of that......go right up here.....down below annnnnnnnd.......(Completed Her Hair Session as She Present Morrigana Mini Mirror Handle) Done.

Morrigan slowly takes a look at herself in the mirror's reflection. Her long, teal colored hair has now been reduced to a short, cuter bob cut style.

Morrigan: (Eyes Widened at her Own Reflection) my goodness.....(Slowly Starts to Smile Again) I look even more stunning than I did beforehand!~

Dedede: See? (Crosses his Arms with a Satisfied Smile on his Face) Told ya you're in good hands

Daisy happily nodded in agreement as she high five Dedede next to her.

Lilith: (Starts Smirking at Morrigan Again) And here you are worrying over nothing~

Morrigan: (Picks Up a Pillow Next to Her) No thanks to a- (Angrily Swings her Pillow at a Giggling Lilith Moving Away From the Potential Crossfire) TWERP like you!! (Sighs While Calming Herself Down a Bit) But I digress. (Properly Bows to Daisy) I thank you for the lovely hair cutting session, your highness. (Went Back to Hugging Dedede) And I thank YOOOOOU!~ For your heartwarming words and support~I will never forget this wonderful moment~

Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly) It's no problem at all, hun. I'm just glad to see you happy again.

????: Hey!

'Knock Knock Knock Knock'

????: Party People!

The gang turns their heads to Wolf standing by Dedede's doorway, glaring at everyone inside.

Wolf: Will you idiots keep your voices down already? Your constant laughing and awwings from your little Truth or Dare game, has been interrupting our completion run for an hour in a half now!

Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, that's my bad on this one, man. Forgot to close door and turn on the noise canceling door piecd before coming here.

Daisy: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) What kind of completion run are you even doing anyways?

Wolf: Well, if you must know, princess, Izzy and I are completely every single achievement we've yet to achieved on Doom Eternal.

Daisy: ('Ugh') You guys still play that game?

Wolf: (Proudly Crosses his Arms Together) Yep. Still as rad as it always been.

Cloud: And outdated. You should move on from it already

Wolf: Hey, you think we didn't try that already with Helldrivers 2? As fun and immersive as that game was, it doesn't hold a candle to how exhilarating Doom truly is in comparison.

Isabelle: (In the Other Room) Wolfe! Get in quick! I found one of the rarest Golden Doom Suit! It's so shinny!~

Wolf: (Eyes Widened as He Turns to the Other Room) Seriously!? Don't move, I'll be right there!

Samus: Found yourself a gold mine?

Wolf: (Turns Back to the Gang with a Smile) Literally! We've searching for the skin since the day we first finished the game. It's incredible. Now if you'll excuse me I have some more alien scum to rip and tear with my lady next door. (Points at Dedede) Soundproof your shit, King. You don't wanna have me come back here. (Walks Away)

Dedede: ('SIgh') Yeah, yeah. I got the message. (Gets Up From his Bed and Set Up the Soundproof Device on the Door) 'About the end our game anyways.

Lilith: (Starting Frowning Along with Morrigan) Awww....Already?

Morrigan: But I was actually having fun with the game for once!~

Dedede: And I'm happy for ya, Morrg. But it's getting late now and I really don't want Wolf to come back here and kick my ass in this hour. Again.

Chun-Li: Fair enough. But what do we do to past up the time now?

Samus: Binge watch a few shows? Something less action pack, so animes are out.

Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Dangit. How about Friends?

Samus: Nah. Too bored to care about the Will-They-or-Won't They Plotline.

Luigi: How I Met Your Mother?

Samus: Mmmmm....It's the same as Friends, but even more convoluted for my taste.

Tifa: Full House?

Samus: Too mushy.

Cloud: Big Bang Theory?

Samus: Too nerdy.

Chun-Li: The Office?

Samus: Too office like.

Chun-Li: Sammy, it takes place in a literally office company.

Samus: Yeah and it looked plain for my liking.

Daisy: Did you even watch an episode or two?

Samus: ('Tch') I mean, if you count a one minute video clip maybe.

Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow) Do you remember the name of the episode of the clip you watched?

Samus: Uhhhhhhhh.....Office stuff, I guess? It's been a while.

Daisy: All in favor of watching the Office all night say 'Aye'.

Everyone: Aye!

Samuz: Seriously?

Dedede: Hell yeah. (Sits Back Down on the Bed) That show's a cult classic for a reason. We ain't gonna skip out on it just cuz you think it's plain.

Morrigan: (Hugs Dedede Arm Again) Yes, and who knows? There might a possibility that you'll end up liking it as much as we do.

Samus: I doubt it, but whatever. I'll end falling asleep anyways.

Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly) My lap is available to sleep on anytime.

Samus: (Gives Chun-Li a Kiss on the Cheek) My babe.

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Mini Fanfic #1276: Today's Most Sizzling, Abnormal Dance Class~ (SSBU X Darkstalkers X Pokémon)

It was another lively evening at the Smash Town and a loud, upbeat salsa music can be heard outside of it's dance studio located a few blocks from the Karaoke Bar Daisy and Co. are still banned from. Dance Class has just started today and two fierce canines in combat, Wolf O' Donnel and Jon Talban, are seen tango dancing with their respective partners/girlfriends, Isabelle and Felicia.

They weren't too on board with whole idea at first (Wolf dreading the thought of it the most out of the two), but they've eventually got around into having the hang and even taking a bit of a liking to the ordeal after attending a few classes or so. They even became one of the few fan favorites among their peers thanks to how better their choreography has gotten overtime.

As the two couples perform the last Dip of their respective dances, the crowd begins to applaud and cheer for them right on cue, including their dance instructor, Roberto Juan Koopa.

Roberto: Bravo, Bravo, mis increíbles estudiantes!~ (Happily Wipes a Single Tear From his Eyes) Your dance today has once again moved my inner soul to limbo.

Jon: (Simply Bows his Upper Towards Roberto and the Other Students Present in the Room) We thank you for your uplifting praise, Instructor.

Wolf: (Wipes the Sweat Off his Forehead with a Small Towel) ('Phew') Yeah. Thanks or.....whatever.

Jon: (Turns to Wolf with an Impressed Smirk on his Face) You've improved a lot since our last session, Wolf.

Wolf: (Smirks Back at his Fellow Canine) Right back at ya, mate.

Wolf and Jon give each other the backhanded fist bump.

Felicia: (Happily Pumps her Fist Up in the Air and Cheers in Rejoice) Woo!~ I think we're really starting to get a hang of his Tango Dance number now, you guys!~

Isabelle: (Happily Nodded in Agreemen) Couldn't agree with you more, Felicia. (Playfully Smirks at her Boyfriend) And I believe some of us are starting to into it a little bit more than others, don'tcha think, my dear Wolfie?~ (Playfully Binks Rapidly at her Wolfie)

Wolf: (Sighs in Defeat While Rolling his Eyes) Alright, so maybe I have gotten around to liking it more these days. (Smiles a Bit) The most fun I had yet to.be exact. Just don't tell a soul about this. E-

Isabelle: (Playfully amd Gently Tilt her Head Around) "'Specially Fox McCloud~" Don't worry!~ (Lays her Head onto Wolf's Arm) Your secret's safe with me. (Gives Wolf a Loving Kiss on The Back of his Hand)

Felicia: (Happily Moves her Boyfriend's Arms Up and Down While Grabbing his Hands) You were absolutely purrrfect out there, Jon-Jon!~ A true natural of the making even!~

Jon: (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly at his Girlfriend) I-I wouldn't exactly say I'm THAT much of a natural in this dancing scene in particular. (Smile Then Turns to a Genuine, Soft One) I just learned from the best is all.

Felicia: Oooh really?~ (Places her Finger on her Chin While Thinking) I wonder who that might b- (Notices Jon Staring at Her Before her Eyes Begins to Widened at the Realization) Ohhhhhhhh........(Heart Begins to Melt as She Hugs her Boyfriend Very Lovingly) Awwwwww!~ I love you so much~

Jon: (Chuckles Lightly While Hugging Felicia Back) Right back at you, my de-

'DOOR KICKED OPEN'

Everyone in the Room: Huh? (Turns Their Attention at the Dpor That Was Just Kicked Open)

Felicia: Meow?

Jon gently holds Felicia close to him as growls at potential intruders foolish enough to come and try and ruin their day of dancing-

Roberto: What's this?

??????: (In the Other Room) Now, why in the Funk-a-Delic hell did you kicked that door open like that for, fool!?

??????: S-Sorry, boss! I was only trying to make our enterence more known and Intimidating is all.

???????: By kicking a door open? That's dumb and pointless even for you, Trudly.

Trudly: Hey, at least I'm doin' SOMETHING around here rather than standing around and criticizin' every little thing I do, FOLLY!

Folly: I wouldn't be criticizing you all the time if you actually do your job and quit messing around like an idiot 24/7!

Trudly: YOU'RE AN IDIOT 24/7-

'SLAP SLAP'

Trudly/Folly: Ow!

??????: Both of y'all are idiots 24/7. Now quit wastin' my time and get MY enterence up and ready!

Trudly/Folly: Yes, boss.

Wolf: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) Dear lord......

Trudly: (Sprints into the Room, Carrying the Handle of a Boom Box) Look alive, folks! We have a legend comin' through!

Folly: (Enters the Romm and Stands on the Other Side of the Doorway) A former admin of the Ciphers, now a freelance superstar of the making. It's the one-

Trudly: The only-

Trudly/Folly: MIRROOOOOOOOR B!

Trudly turns on the boom box given to him, playing a funky, disco and electric style of music as a very tall man wearing purple leather jumpsuit with a open jacket and a large, red and white afro that resembles that as a Poké Ball, moonwalks his way into the dancing room.

Mirror B: (Does a his Signature Disco Dance) What is up my seasonal party people? (Does a Spin Before Pointing His Finger Up at the Ceiling in a Disco Like Fashion) Ow!~

Roberto: (Smiles Awkwardly at Mirror B's Arrival) Ahh, Senior B......It's good to see you've finally arrived here.....Late........For the seventeenth time this year......

Mirror B: (Slowly and Cooley Walks by with a Smug Looking Grin on his Face) Hey now, you know me, Robbie, my man~ I just simply love, love, LOVE to be fashionably in these kinds of sig-digz~ (Suddenly Notices a Familiar Face Glaring at Him) Now, hold on just a millisecond. Stop the music.

Trudly turns the boom box off right on cue as Mirror B lowers his shades down at the person in question.

Mirror B: As I live in breathe- (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) Wolf O' Donnel, is that really you in the flesh?

Wolf: What are you doing here, B? Besides being a nuisance.

Mirror B: (Casually Shrugs) I'm just here to attend this fine class on a later time. Although, I'll be real- (Smirks Smugly at Wolf) I never thought I ever see the night of day where the "Big, Bad Star Wolf" would be tap dancing for the whole class to see. (Shakes his Head While Clicking his Teeth) How the Mighty has Fallen indeed.

Wolf: Says the unemployed bum on the streets.....

Isabelle: (Turns to her Boyfriend Nect to Her) Wolfie, you know this guy?

Jon: Who he is exactly?

Wolf: ('Sigh') That is Mirror B. Him and his two henchmen were once members of some evil organization called the Ciphers. (Snickers While Smirking) At least until the day they had the common sense to kick their asses out.

Mirror B: Oh no, no, no. You got it all twisted, Wolf man. I left that syndicate behind in my own free will and dignity.

Trudly: Yeah! Right after they fired him right in front of everyone in the room too! (Crosses his Arms with a Proud Grin on his Face)

Mirror B: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning in Annoyance) ('Ugh') .....Folly.

Folly: On it. (Walks Over to his Partner and Proceeds to Smack Right Upside the Head) ('SMACK') Shut the hell up already!

Trudly: (Winces in Pain by the Slap) Ah!- 'Right, I'm sorry.....

Mirror B: Anyways, after my departure from freak show of a company- (Places his Had onto his Chest in a Bragging like Manner) I have spent my days roaming around the world, finding every singlr Pokémon in I could stea-I-I mean! Catch. Every Pokémon I could catch.

Wolf: Really? How many were you able to "catch" exactly?

Mirror B: Plenty.

Wolf: Uh-huh. ('Clicks his Teeth') (Raises an Eyebrow) And how long were you able to "keep" them for exactly?

Mirror B: (Opens his Mouth, About to Say Something.....Only For his Face to Fall Flat Once He Realize He Has Nothing to Rebuttal) Uh.....Not for too long....Few Seconds at most, but that's no biggie. It only means my crew and I have try harder and harder the next day. (Forms a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) That miles better than losing your edge, become family man and stayed being second in a game of Time Crisis 2.

Wolf: (Growling Through his Teeth as He Glares at B More Intensely This Time) I was doing just fine without being reminded by that tidbit thanks.......

Isabelle: Second to- (Gasps Loudly at the Realization) Wait. YOU'RE the one who beat Wolf's High Score the other day!?

Mirror B: Indeed I am, Miss Thang~ Been kick his fur hide off the Top 10 since the day we crossed path. (Went Back to Smirking at Wolf) And can I just say that I humbly enjoyed every little bitty second of it.

Wolf growls and was about to walk over and beat the ever living day lights out of the disco attire wearing fiend until Isabelle stops him by grabbing onto and hugging his arm.

Isabelle: Deep breaths, Wolfie. Don't let him get the better of you.

Mirror B: Yeah, "Wolfie"!~ Don't wanna blow the roof off this fine establishment now do we? (Begins to Laugh Along with his Two Minions)

Trudly: Yeah, don't have cow, "Wolfie-Boy!" (Continues Laughing)

Wolf: (Takes a Very, VERY Deep Breath To Try and Help Calm Him Down Completely) You better consider yourself lucky that you and your cronies weren't invited into the Smash Tournament, B. (Shows Off his Razor Sharp Claws) I'd be ripping your asses to shreds in thirty seconds of the first round.

Mirror B: See, that's another thing you failed to know about me. Mirror B has always been a lover, not a fighter.

Isabelle: (Raises an Eyebrow at Mirror B) "Lover", huh? So I'm guessing slapping and demeaning your two henchmen were your way of showing tough love?

Mirror B: (Points his Finger Guns Towards Isabelle) Rightamundo, Miss Thang!~ Gotta show my two loyal followers who's boss around these parks every now and then.

Isabelle: (Turns to B's Followers in Question) And neither of you have a problem with any of this?

Trudly: (Proudly Shakes his Head) Nope! We're sticking with the boss till the very end! No matter how many times he forgets to pay us!

Folly: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) Or even be bothered to do so whatsoever.....

Mirror B: Moving on to more pressing matters- (Turns to the Next Wolf He Sees) Mr. Jon Talban!

Jon: (Raises an Eyebrow at B).You've heard of me?

Mirror B: Indeed I have! Who wouldn't be familiar with the famous kung-fu fighting werewolf in this day in age? Although, if I may be ever so frank- (Forms a Smug Smirk Once Again) It is a real shame to see you turned into the Kitty's lapdog.

Jon was about to say about B's insult until Felicia chimes in with a enraged look on her face

Felicia: EXCUSE YOU!? I'll have you know that my Jon-Jon is no one's lapdog! He's still skillful martial artist, has been a huge help to our orphanage for years now, and is very sweet inside AND out! (Pounds her Fist Onto her Paw as Marches Herself Towards Mirror B) Badmouth him again, I dare you, you giant afro wearing JERK- (Immediately Gets Hold Off by Jon-Jon Himself)

Jon: Calm yourself, Felicia. He's not worth the trouble. Why not hug my tail for the time being?

Felicia: (Let's Out a Loud Gasps, Erasing Every Bit of Rage She Has in her System) You'll actually let me hug it this time? Truly?

Jon: (Simply Nodded with a Small Smile on his Face) Mhm. Knock yourself-

Felicia: (Immediately Hugs Jon's Tail with a Huge Smile on her Face) Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou Thank You!~ (Sniffs Jon's Bushy Tail Befofe Snuggling with It Entirely) It's as nice and cozy as ever~

Jon: (Chuckles Lightly at How Adorable his Girlfriend is Acting) I took good care of it just for you.

Felicia: Thank you, honey!~ I love you~ (Blows a Kiss at her Boyfriend)

Jon: Love you too, Felicia. (Turns Back to Mirror B with a Glares) She's right. I'm no one's lapdog

Mirror B: (Casually Shrugs) Could've fooled me. But enough talk, time for Mirror B to get his Salsa on!

Wolf: ('Scoffs') What do you know about tango dancing?

Mirror B: (Does the Shimmy Dance as He Steps Forward) More than you'll ever know, Wolfie-Boy. Especially now that I so happen to be voted-(Does Another Spin) The #1 Top Dancer in this Class! (Points his Finger Up at the Ceiling Again) YEOOW!~

'Record Scratch'

Roberto: Oh. (Turns Away While Pulling his Collar Back a Bit All Nervous Like) Uhh....Yes, about that....(Turns Back to B) You're not exactly.....How you say....#1 in the class anymore.

Trudly/Folly: (We're Chuckling This Whole Until Both Their Eyes Widened in Shock by the Sudden Bombshell of a News) Wait, what!?/Huh!?

Mirror B: (Eyes Widened as Well While Lowering his Shades Down at the Danve Instructor) Excuse you?

Wolf: (Starts Smirking) You heard the man, Twinkle Toes, YOU ain't #1 anymore.

Mirror B: (Immediately Glares at Wolf, Pointing at Him) YOU hush up before I kick you where the sun don't shine!!

Isabelle: (Playfully Smirks as Well) Oh?~ But I thought you're supposed to be a lover, not a fighter!~ (Giggles Softly)

Mirror B: Don't test me, woman! (Grabs Both Sides of his Afro While Letting Out a Frustrating Groan as Starts Pacing Around in Circle) No, no, nono, no, this CANNOT be happening to me right now.....(Turns Back to Roberto) Who took my spot?

Roberto: Why, it's none other than the magnificent, Irresistible dancing duo that ever grace this very dance studio! (Eyes Begins to Sparkle on Cue) The Tango Tanglers~

Mirror B: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Tango Tanglers? Who in the hell would call themselves that?

?????: That would be us.

Everyone (Except for the two couples) let out their collective, surprise gasps as they now turn their attention towards the Legendary Tango Tanglers entering the room, dressed in their respective, breathtaking salsa related attire, who are none other than the ever loving couple, Luigi and Daisy.

As their surprise appearance has now been known, the rest of the classmates present all then proceeds to talk among themselves.

Classmate #1: It's them!

Classmate #2: The Tango Tanglers!~

Classmate #3: They're as Irresistible as the instructor said!

Classmate #4: I wish I can be half as amazing as them one day.

Classmate #5: Screw that! I wanna marry them!~

Classmate #4: ('Sigh') We've been over this, girl. They don't know you like that.

Classmate #5: Awww......

Roberto: (Smiles Brightly at the Duo's Arrival) Ah, Senior Luigi, Senorita Daisy!~ I was not expecting either of you to join us on this fine evening.

Daisy: (Smiles Sheepishly Along with Luigi) Yeeah, sorry about coming here unannouncedlike that, teach.

Luigi: We promised our girlfriend we'd go see her modeling show tomorrow night, so we decide to attend class for the night. Hope you don't mind.

Isabelle: (Walks Over to The Tango Tanglers Along with Wolf) Weegie! Daisy!

Wolf: (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Surprise) You guys attend these dance classes too?

Luigi: (Smiles Brightly at Wolf and Isabelle) Oh, hi guys! Yeah, we started attending a week or so ago believe or not.

Daisy: (Giggles Softly) We're so good that the Instructor here named us the best dancers in this whole class.

??????: BLASPHEMY!

The gang turns to see Mirror B angrily stomping his way towards his two competitions.

Mirror B: I say blasphemy in all of this nonsense here!

Daisy: (Raises an Eyebrow at B) And you are?

Mirror B: (Starts Disco Dancing Again) The great, the, legend, the incredibly SENSATIONAAAL MIRROR B! (Does Yet Another Spin Before Stopping and Pointing Towards the Tango Tanglers in Front of Him) The real #1 in this dance floor.

Daisy: (Starts Nodding a Bit) Alright, I'll admit, those were some pretty solid moves you got that, Afro Boy. (Puts on a Competitive Grin on her Face) But now, it's our turn. (Turns Over to the Door and Screams Out-) YOSHIII!~ PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR YOU MOM AND DAD PLEEEEEASE!!~

Yoshi: (Steps Into the Room with his Phone in his Hand) On it! (Starts Searching For Some Salsa Music on his Phone) Now where is the name of that song again...Got it!

As Yoshi press play on his phone, the sound of a woman screaming out "AAAAAAAAARIBAAAA AHAHA!~" is heard as the sizzling, energetic salsa music begins to play for the whole room to hear.

Roberto: Denles más espacio, gente! Our top students are about to take inner stage.

Daisy: (Turns to her Dance Partner) You ready, Sweetie?

Luigi: (Simply Nodded to Daisy With Confidence Written All Over his Face) Let's-a-go.

As the spotlight shines down on them, The Tango Tanglers grab onto to each other's hands while getting into position before they start their anticipated dance. They simultaneously move from side to side, forward and back, back and forward, all to the beat of the music. Daisy then spins herself back as Luigi catches her hand before spinning her right back to and holding her close.

The duo then procceds sway their hips around together in a sensual like fashion (sensual enough to make most of the women in the class cheering their lungs out and the men blush bright red) for a few seconds before twisting themselves around, hand in hand. When Daisy dances her way back however, Luigi reels her in, making her slide forward, jump up, and does two flips into the air as her partner was able to catch her in time before dancing around while holding her up in the air all while she does a ballerina like pose the whole way through.

This, in turn, causes the crowd to cheer them on a lot more louder than they did previously. It even made Trudly cheer and applaud for them too up until Folly smacks him upside the head again to make him stop.

Wolf: (Watching the Entire Dance Play Out Along with the Others, Struck in Genuine Awe) Well, I'll be damned.....

Isabelle: They're a real natural at this.....

Yoshi: (Casually Shrugs) They aren't known as the Tango Tanglers for nothing.

Luigi: (Puts Daisy Back Down on her Feet Before Continuing Dancing with Her) ('Whew') Momma Mia....I keep forgetting how much work this damce number truly provides......To the body.

Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Keep it up, babe, you're doing great so far!~

Luigi: (Smiles Back at Daisy) Thanks, dear!~ I think you're doing great- TOOOO!?

Daisy makes Luigi spin around like a top as she continues to dancing, swaying her hips for a couple more seconds before catching him into the Dip.

Daisy: Gotcha!~ You doing okay so far, Weeg?

Luigi: (Starts Getting a Teensy Bit Dizzy) Ahhh.....Y-You could've at least warn me before doing that......I think I'm seeing two of you right now....

Daisy: (Giggles Sheepishly) Sorry about that. I got so caught up in the mood, I couldn't even help myself there. Which means it's high time for me to take the wheel in this ride.

Luigi: You sure? I don't wanna let you do too much work.

Daisy: (Gives Luigi a Reassuring Smile) Nah its fine! It's the least I can do after I let you carry me up in the air for a minute and a half. (Puts on a Seductive Look on her Face) Now, just relax, stay calm- (Leans Down Closer to Luigi Before Whispering) Dejar todo en manos de Mamá Daisy~

Without any hesitation in her mind, Daisy then proceeds to passionately kiss her Weegie right on the lips, causing the crowd to erupt with even more applauds and cheers, with a bunch of pictures taken and videos recording on the side.

Roberto: (Happily Applauds Tangos Tanglers Himself) Magnificent. ('Sniff') (Wipes a Single Tear From his Eyes) Truly magnificent indeed......

Yoshi: (Rolls his Eyes While Getting Embarrassed by his Parents' Lovey Romance Moment) Oh barf.

Isabelle: (Giggles Softly at Yoshi) I'll cover your eyes for you, dear.

Yoshi: Thanks, Momma Isa-(Eyes Suddenly Starts to Slowly Widens at What He's Looking at Next) Belllle.....Is that who i think that is?

Isabelle: (Turns to See Felicia Cheering Luigi and Daisy On While Still Holdong Onto Jon's Table Before Turning Back to Yoshi) Yep. They're our new your Uncle Wolf and I new friends: Felicia and-

Yoshi: Jon Talban! (Eyes Begins to Sparkle with Excitement) HE'S REAL!!

Isabelle: (Giggles Some More) Indeed he is!~ Would you like his autograph?

Yoshi: ('Sigh') I want to, but mom and dad made me leave nunchucku home. Said that it's too dangerous for me to have around in the streets...

Isabelle: Well, I don't blame them for doing that one bit. You could really hurt someone if you Twirling them around out in the public eye.

Yoshi: True......

Isabelle: (Gives Yoshi a Reassuring Smile on her Face) Tell ya what: after we leave here, I'll win a stuff plushie for you to give Jon to sign his autograph at the arcade. Sounds good?

Yoshi: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Not the biggest plushie owning guy in the world- (Smiles Brightly to the Idea) But that'll work for me. Thanks, Momma Isabelle.

Isabelle: (Happily Hugs Yoshi) Anytime, dear~

Felicia: (Continues Cheering On) Wooo!~ (Turns to Jon) We might have some competition on our hands now, Jon-Jon. They're phenomenal on the dance floor!~

Jon: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Agreed.

???????: I know, right!?~

The Darkstalker couple turn their attention to a very familiar face standing next to them this whole time, clasping her hands together in pure awe.

???????: This has to be the most beautiful salsa dancing since.....Ever!!~

Felicia: ('Gasps') Lili!~ (Happily Grabs onto Lilith's Hands) It's been so long, girlfriend!~ What brings you here tonight?~

Lilith: (Smiles Back at Felicia) Living my best life by watching my girlfriend and boyfriend shake their salt shakers on the dance floor.

Jon: (Raises an Eyebrow at Lilith) You're actually dating those two now?

Lilith: (Happily Nodded) Yep!~ Ever since the night they helped clean the ghost out of me and sis' mansion. (Looks Back at the Dance Scene While Sighing Dreamingly) Just look at them~ I always knew they were sexy beforehand, but this just takes it to a whole new level~ (Starts Giddying Herself Up With Joy) I can't WAIT to devour them again in bed later tonight!~

Felicia: (Giggles Softly) You go, girlfriend!~

Jon: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Good to know that some things don't change......

Wolf: (Shakes his Head While Chuckling Lightly) i swear, those two never fail to surprise me. (Turns Back to Mirror B) Think you could try competing with that, Twinkle Toes?

Mirror B: (Standing There, In Complete Disbelief) I can't.

Wolf: ('Scoffs') Yeah, rig- Wait, what? (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion)

Mirror B: I can't top any of this......Their movements, their passion, their synergy.....They're all perfectly aligned into this phenomenal dance! How could I possibly even THINK of getting close to their level!?

Wolf: (Shrugs) I dunno. Get good. Or at the very least, get yourself a partner of your own.

Mirror B: (Shakes his Head) No, no, no. Mirror B has and will forever dance alone in thus cruel world.

Wolf: (Rolls his Eyes Again) Already sounding like loser talk to me.

Mirror B: (Angrily Points at Wolf) Do you not understand the concept shutting up!?

Wolf: I do. (Smirks at B) I just choose not to apply by the rule. Not even for a disco pansy like you.

Mirror B: Yeah? (Smirks Back at Wolf) Well, this "disco pansy" still have you beat in Time Crisis 2's Leaderboard!

Wolf: True. But I know a certain someone you can't beat.

Mirror B: Oh please. Like that person have what it takes to beat me-

An Hour or So Later at a Nearby Arcade............

Mirror B stood in front of Time Crisis 2's arcade machine in a complete, dumbfounded silent as he and the rest of the now cheering crowd behind him are watching a new high score gracefully ascends above his. That new score in question belongs to none other than Wolf's girlfriend, Isabelle.

Isabelle: (Casually Swirls the Arcade's Gin Controller Around) You should really consider taking this more seriously next time, Mr..B. You'd probably have a 50/50 chance of beating me. Oh well. (Puts the Controller Back on the Manchine's Placeholder Before Walking Away) Let's go win you that plushie now, Yoshi.

Yoshi: (Happily Follows Behind Isabelle) Yes, ma'am!

Wolf: (Turns to the Crowd Behind Him) You heard the lady, let's go! (Follows Behind Yoshi Along with his Friends and the Rest of the Crowd with Them) Winning claw machines is just another Tuesday for her.

Trudly: (Looks Over at the Boss' Shoulders Along with Folly) Uhh...Boss? You good?

Mirror B: (Eye Begins Twitching in Dead Silence)..................

Trudly: (Turns to Folly) Dude, I think that game just broke him.

Folly: ('Sigh') No surprise there. He never takes losing lightly these days.....Let's just get him out of here already.

Trudly: Got it. Maybe then he'll actually pay us this time around.

Folly: I highly doubt it

Folly and Trudly picks a frozen Mirror B up in their hands as they walk out of the arcade in (mostly his) shame for the rest of the evening.

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Mini Fanfic #1233: O'Donnell V. Talban (SSBU X Darkstalkers)

6:35 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Living Room.........

TV: KO! (A Shirtless, Fighting Werewolf Flips Around and Does a Victory Howl on Screen) AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yoshi: (Laser Focused on the Game He's Playing)

Wolf: (Walks Over to the Living Room's Sofa and Toss Yoshi a Bag of Chips) Got those new Dino Chips you told me about. It was the last one too.

Yoshi: Thanks, Uncle Wolf.

Wolf: (Starts Watching the Game Play Out on Screen) Whatcha playing there, sport?

Yoshi: Darkstalkers. A monster centric fighting game- (Rolls his Eyes) That desperately needs to make a comeback one of these days. It's a cult classic.

Wolf: (Does a Single, Impressed Nod) Cool. (Notices Something on Screen) Oh hey, Jonny Boy's in this game? Nice.

Yoshi: Yeah, he cool- Wait. (Pauses the Gane Before Turning Back to Wolf With a Raised Eyebrow) Jonny Boy?

Wolf: Yeah. It's the nickname I gave to that werewolf you're playong as, after we fought that one-

Yoshi: Woahwoahwoahwoah time the heck out! You're telling me you've met and fought- (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) THE JON TALBAN!?

Wolf: (Simply Nodded) All in one night. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on his Face) Pretty cool, huh?

Yoshi: (Eyes Starts Sparkling) The coolest in the world!~ That guy's a legend among the kung fu industry! (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) And he's hardly been seen in the public eye for a good while these days. Where did you to find him exactly?

Wolf: In the night club across the streets. He sat right next to him while I was waiting for my drink. (Fling hid Hand a Bit) Ehh but in it of itself, is a long story to tell. You'd probably get bored of it easily-

Yoshi: (Got Up on Wolf's Face with a Serious Glare on his Face) Give me every single detail you got in this story. (Fire Starts Appearing in Both of his Eyes) The blazing excitement within my soul will never extinguish otherwise!

Wolf: (Chuckles Lightly) Alright, alright (Starts Patting Yoshi's Head) Shimmer down. (Hops Off From Behind the Sofa and Sat onto an Empty Space Next to Yoshi) Your Uncle Wolf got you cover here. Like I said, it all started on the night my crew went to the club that night. Everyone kept yapping about that Talban guy nonstop throughout the waiting line and it didn't took long to peek the interest of a Wolf Connoisseur such as myself

Yoshi: (Starts Snickering) Werewolf Connoisseur?

Wolf: (Lightly Glarees at his Nephew) It's a serious occupation for me to have, now shush! ('Sigh') Anyways, once we got in, we separated a few minutes later. Your mother Izzy has to wash up in the girls room, Leon had to make sure Panther does try and flirt with anyone on the dance floor, and I made my way to the nearest bar to a get myself a drink like I always do. (Grabs his Chin) I believe it was the....Shirley Ruins is what I got? Can't remember.

Flashback to the Funky Live Club

Wolf: (Takes a Sip of His Glass of Drink He Order Before Smacking his Lips and Tongue as He Gets More of it's Taste) Hm. Gotta admit, this Shirley Palace you have here ain't half bad, Bartender-

Back to the Present

Wolf: (Suddenly Snaps his Finger at the Realization) Shirley Palace! That what it was. (Chuckles Lightly) The nerve of me to forget the name of the drink that was actually good, am I right?

Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Silence)

Wolf: (Starts Dying Down his Chuckling) Uh. ('Clears Throat') Sorry. Anyways-

Back to the Flashback

???: (Sits Himself Down on the Stool Right Next to Where Wolf is Sitting At) Can I have the usual please?

The bartender silently nodded as he pours another glass of Shirley's Palace and lightly pushes towards the werewolf.

???: (Simply Nodded Back at the Bartender as He Pucks Up his Drink He Order) Thank you. (Takes a Sip of his Drink)

Wolf: Fan of the brand?

???: For some time now. I was skeptical about iylt when it was first introduced to me, but I've grown a bit of a fondness towards it after a sip or two. Maybe even three.

Wolf: Hm. (Takes Another Sip of his Drink Before Turning to the Werewolf Sitting Next to Him) Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you that Jon Talban guy?

Jon: (Simply Nodded) That I am, yes. (Turns to Wolf) I take it you've heard of me?

Wolf: Just recently. Everyone kept talking about you went we were in the waiting line earlier. (Takes a Look at the Werewolf in Front of Him Before Smirking Impressively) And I can see why. You are the definition of intimidating. In a good way.

Jon: (Snickers a Bit) I see. I was expecting yet another insult coming my way in all honesty, but....thank you. You're the second person brave enough to compliment me thus far. (Takes a Another Sip of his Drink)

Wolf: Second huh? Who's the first?

Jon: Felicia, a well known musical singer, co founder of our ophenge back home. (Starts Blushing a Bit) As....well as my- ('Clears Throat') Partner....in romance......

Wolf: (Smirk Grew Wider) Ahh~ Look at you dating a celebrity~ You guys are on a date tonight?

Jon: ('Sigh') Something like that. She insisted I take a break from my daily training sessions, so she took me here to "let loose" alongside with her. As nice and lively as this place is, I'm not nearly as good of a dancer as she is......

Wolf: (Shrugs) Not much of a dancer myself either, but it's nice coming here every once and a while just relax and clear your mind a bit.

Jon: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Yes. Very true.

Wolf: But since you're here- (Pulls Up One Finger) there's just one teensy request I wanna ask you.

Jon: If you want an autograph, I'm afraid I'll have to ask the bartender for a pen, as I forgot to bring mines from home.

Wolf: Nah, I don't want you to sign me anything. (Forms a Competitive Smirk on his Face) All I want is a one-on-one match. Wolf against werewolf.

Jon: You're......(Raises an Eyebrow at Wolf) Challenging me to a fight?

Wolf: Yep. Heard you're a legend among these streets. I wanna put you to the test myself.

Jon: Hm. While I admire your bravery, you should know first hand that I have fought many monsters and various of abnormal entities throughout my years as a martial artist and werewolf. Most of which are far more powerful than no one can ever hope to imagine.

Wolf: You and me both. Monsters, tyrants, bounty hunters, dragon breeds, gods, goddesses, one winged angel, you name it and I'd probably tussle with a few of them at one point in my crazy life. Ain't the strongest by any means, especially compared to some of those nutcases-(Shrugs Once More) But who am I to turn away from a good challenge, you know?

Jon: ('Sighs in Defeat') Very well. I'll accept your proposal. (Get Himself Up From his Seat and Getting Something Out of his Pocket) But don't expect me to hold back any of punches. (Puts a Twenty Down Next to his Glass) Or claws.

Wolf: (Gets Himself Up From his Seat as Well) Oh don't worry. (Takes Out a Twenty From his Jacket Pocket and Place it Down Next to his Glass) I'm not planning on hold on my end either.

Jon: (Simply Nodded) Good. There's a back door that could lead us out to the back entrance.

Wolf: Neat. First things first though. (Turns on His Head Piece and Makes a Quick Call) Hey, Leon.

Leon: (On Speaker) What is it, boy?

Wolf: I'm about to head out to the back entrance for ...let's say....a few minutes or so, giver her take.

Leon: ('Sigh') What did you get yourself into this time?

Wolf: Will you relax? I'm only going out there to have a one on one match against a legend, Jon Talban.

Leon: The werewolf everyone was talking about earlier?

Wolf: Yep, the very same. So I need you and Panther to make sure no one on that dance floor follows us and interrupt our match, got it?

Leon: (Sighs as He's Standing on the Middle of the Dance Flior Along with Panther) Loud and clear. Best of luck. Over and out. (Turns off his Speaker Piece in his Ear)

Panther: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion at Leon) What's the boss doing again?

Leon: Challenging that werewolf to a fight. Now he wants us to cover for the both of them.

Panther: ('Sigh') So much for a carefree night on the dance floor I suppose......

Meanwhile Out in the Back Entrance

Jon: (Walks Out of the Club Along with Wolf Following Behind Him) And here we are.

Wolf: You know, I'm kinda surprised they're letting us come out here honestly.

Jon: Considering all the constant bar fights they had to break up, I'd say they're more relief about not involved if anything. (Closes the Door Behind Him) That being said, we only have a bout twelve minutes to dispute our bout before they kick us both out indefinitel- (Quickly Uses the Upper Side of His Arm to Block Wolf's Suddenly Kick Attack)

Wolf: (Forms a Very Cocky Smirk on his Face) Sounds reasonable to me. Let's make every minute counts.

Jon: (Stares at Wolf For a Brief Second Before Forming a Smirk of his Own) ('Hmph') Right. (Shoves Wolf's Feet Back Away From Him) Don't say I didn't warn you, Wolf O'Donnell.

The two now combatants stare deep into each other's eyes for a few more seconds before rushing over to one another, beginning their fight.

Every attack they managed throw at each other would either ends with the two dodging from and/or counter attacking them simultaneously on the spot. But as vicious and cunning as they both are, Jon is the most quickest out of the two thanks to years of martial arts training and honing his skills way before he became a werewolf on that very night, so it didn't take long for him to find an opening and attack Wolf with a quick series of attacks before knocking him out with a Climb Laser Kick.

'Thud'

Wolf starts to groan a bit as he sits himself up from the stone cold ground. Before he could stand back up on his own two feet, he suddenly felt something small sliding down from his forehead. He uses his fingers to wipe it off him only to find out what that substance was.....his very own blood.

His eyes starts to widen a bit as his hand starts to shake. It's been far too long since he ever felt this kind of adrenaline in a fist fight before. Not to say most of the matches he took apart of in the Smash Tournament weren't challenging in their own aspects. He just doesn't seem to ever recall a time where any of them brought him to this level of intensity, where he's actually fighting for his own life and pride. It's a pretty morbid thing to think about in a fight for sure, but it at least succeeded in in getting the leader of Star Wolf more excited and intrigued nonetheless.

Jon: Wolf!

Wolf: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality as He Looks Up at his Opponent, Jon Talban) Yeah?

Jon: Are you alright? Can you still stand and fight?

Wolf: Yeah, yeah. I'm good. (Gets Himself Up From the Ground) Just got blindsided for a second there.

Jon: (Simply Nodded with an Impressed Smirk on his Face) ('Hmph') Good. I was afraid that I'd cause you to cower in fear..

Wolf: (Scoffs While Smirking Back at his Opponent) In your dreams. I've never whimper or shed a tear in all my life.

Jon: Neither have I. But I'll admit, your skills thus far, has proven you worthy of the Smash Tournament's spot.

Wolf: And you're more than deserving of being labeled a legend in these streets. But don't think for a second I'm throwing in the towel just yet. (Smirk Few Wider) 'Less you wanna do so instead?

Jon: (Growls at Wolf) Far from it. Come at me!

Both combatants takes deep breath before letting out roaring loud howls at the moonlight above

Wolf/Jon: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

A blue light of aura starts surrounding Jon in a rotational as a gray colored flames does the same for Wolf. The two gets into their starting position before launching in on each other with their respective special attacks-

??????/?????: WOLFIE!/JON-JON!

Wolf/Jon: Huh?

The two men turns to the sources responsible for calling out their nicknames, only for them to literally butt heads with each other as both their aura and flames starts to fade out before falling down to the ground.

'THUD THUD'

Wolf and Jon begins to sit up, rub their foreheads, and groan in pain from their headstrong clash before looking at a group of people standing in front of them: Panther, Leon......and their not so happy girlfriends, Isabelle and Felicia.

Wolf: L-Ladies! (Chuckles Very Awkwardly) How's it going?

Isabelle: Don't you "how's it going" us, mister!

Felicia: Why on Earth were you two fighting out here!?

Jon: ('Sighs in Defeat') We were only testing each other's might in battle.

Wolf: And it would've gone along more smoothly if- (Glares at his Two Teammates) You two boneheads just followed my orders through!

Leon: You ordered us to make sure no one on the dance floor follows you. (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face) Unfortunately for you, Neither one of these ladies were present there at the time.

Panther: (Smirks as Well) You've also didn't tell us to keep an eye out for Isabelle lurking around, so we figured it's all fair game from there.

Wolf: (Snaps his Finger) Dangit. I knew I should've been more specific......

Isabelle: (Hugs Wolf Lovingly) Well, I'm glad you didn't. You scared the heck outta me, dumb dumb!~

Wolf: (Lowers his Head Down a Bit) Sorry.....

Felicia: (Sit Down Next to Jon) This night was suppose to be spent on celebration, not getting wrapped up in fights.

Jon: (Bows his Head Down to Felicia) I know and I apologize for worrying you greatly. I've never been one to turn down a challenge, you know?

Felicia: (Hugs Her Boyfriend Lovingly) Well, you should've!~ You deserve little more fun in your life for once, That's all the more reason I brought you out here!

Jon: (Smiles Sheepishly) And I appericate that immensely, but....I should've told you beforehand that I'm not that good of a dancer.

Felicia: Nah it's fine, I would've been more than happy to taught you the basics anytime. Ooh!~ As matter of fact, I hereby sentence you to go to dance classes with me as punishment. (Happily Snuggles Up on Jon's Chest Fur) As well as a nightly cuddle session with yours truly~ Meowmmwah!~ (Kisses Jon on the Cheek)

Jon: (Chuckles Ticklishly by his Girlfriend's Sweet Affections) Felicia, please. Not in front of the others.

Wolf: (Watches the Cuddle Session Along with the Others) So that's really his girlfriend, huh?

Isabelle: Yeah. We talked a bit in the girl's room beforehand. (Smiles a Bit) She's really nice. (Turns to Wolf) You think she'd be a good candidate for the Certified Moms Group?

Wolf: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Don't you have a lot of members already?

Isabelle: You can never have enough~

Felicia: Hey, you meanie!!

Wolf: (Looks Over to See Felicia Glaring at Him Before Pointing at Himself) Who? Me?

Felicia: Yes, you! You better not have bullied my Jon-Jon into fighting you!

Wolf: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) I didn't. I only asked him to fight me and he said yes.

Felicia: And why exactly did you wanna do that?

Wolf: (Simply Shrugs) To see if he's a legit werewolf or not. (Forms a Proud Smirk on his Face) All those years of connoisseurship has finally paid off this time around.

Felicia: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Connoisseurship?

Leon: He's been judging various types of werewolves for some time now. (Rolls his Eyes) It keeps getting more pointless as time goes on.....

Wolf: ('Tch') For you maybe. (Points at Himself in a More Cocky Manner) I just fought myself the real deal tonight! It was worth it.

Panther: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) We really need to talk about your those antics of yours, boss.....

Isabelle: Oh don't worry. We'll be doing that once all of us head back to the mansion together. (Smiles Softly at Felicia and Jon) If it's alright with you two, of course.

Jon: (Simply Nodded to the Request) I don't see why not.

Felicia: (Happily Claps her Paws and Squeals) It'll be like a little sleepover!~ (Pulls her Phone Out of her Purse and Makes a Call) I'll let the girls know where we'll be heading off to right away.

Wolf: Wait. We're leaving here already?

Isabelle: (Starts Pouting at Wolf) Absolutely! Wolfie, you and Mr. Talban are hurt and you need to get patched up pronto.

Wolf: (Starts Yawning and Stretching) I've been in worst injuries before. I'll liv- (Suddenly Felt a Sharp Pain in his Arm Before Quickly Hovering Over It) Ack! Son of a....

Isabelle: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on her Face) My point exactly. (Helps Wolf Back Up om his Feet) Let's go.

End of Flashback

Wolf: Then after that, we got healed up, scolded by the ladies and your princess mom, watch some movies, and crashed out fir the night until they left earlier this morning.

Yoshi: (Frowns a Bit) Aw man. I really wanted to meet him today......

Wolf: (Gently Pats The Top of Yoshi's Head Again) There's always next time, kid, no worries.

Isabelle: (From the Staircase) Wolfie!~ Time to go out and mango!~

Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Mango?

Wolf: ('Groans in a Bit Annoyance') Your mom and that cat lady signed us up to dance classes as punishment for worrying them and some crap. (Gets Himself Up From the Sofa) It gonna suck.

Yoshi: (Notices the More Stylish Clothes Wolf is Currently Wearing) That explains the get up. W-Wait before you go! (Toss Wolf his Nuchuku) You think you could have Mr. Talban sign my nuchuck for me? I swear I won't ask you for any favors again after that!

Wolf: (Starts Nodding to the Offer) Very tempting offer. (Smirks at Yoshi) But how about you teach me how to play that game of yours instead? It looks rad as hell.

Yoshi: (Smirks Back at Wolf) The raddest I the world. Deal.

Wolf shakes Yoshi's hand before leaving the mansion with Isababdbthe nuchuck shortly after.

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Mini Fanfic #1196: Date Night With a Handsome Ex-King (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Darkstalkers)

8:21 p.m. at Crimsonettê Dining Restaurant........

Dedede: (Burst Out Laughing Wearing a Snazzy Blue Tuxedo, Sitting on One Side of the Table) Oho man! (Wipes a Tear From his Eye) Ain't no way that happened.

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly Wearing a Glamorous Black Green Dress with the Back of her Hair Tied Up in a Bun, Sitting on the Other Side) It's the honest truth! One strong kick to the sacred jewels and his eyes started to pop out of it's own. A harsh, painful treatment for sure, that's the price he pays for trying to mess with my sister and the other women behind my back.

Dedede: (Nodded in Agreement) Yeah, Karma's a mean one, I'll tell ya what. (Smiles Softly) Good on your sister for looking out for you and the ladies.

Morrigan: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) Yes!~ She has grown up into a divine young lady these days. I can never be more proud to be her doting big sister~ (Turns Back to her Date) Do you have siblings of your own, my dear?

Dedede: Nah. I'm an only child. The closest things i have to ones are the folks back home at the mansion nd my boi, Escargoon. (Hears his Phone Ringing on the Table as He Looks Down to See his Best Friend's Calling Him) Speaking of which....(Looks Up at Morrigan) Wanna meet him?

Morrigan: (Happily Nodded) Yes, please~

Dedede: You got it! (Answers the Phone in a Video Call) Dedede's speaking!

Escargoon: (Happily Greets Dedede on his Phone Screen) Hello!~

Dedede: (Smiles Back) 'Ey, man! How you been?

Escargoon: Pretty good so far! (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth on Screen) Sorry I haven't got the chance to see or speak to you again as of late. My schedule has gotten a little more busier this new year around.

Dedede: Nah, don't worry about it. I've been busy myself trying to find me a brand new Wheelie to replace.

Escargoon: (Raises an Eyebrow) Already? What happened to your old one?

Dedede: Guess.

Escargoon: It broke down again, didn't it?

Dedede: Yeah, in the MIDDLE of the damn road! And it got towed again shortly after.

Escargoon: (Eyes Widened a Bit) In one day? Talk about unlucky.......

Dedede: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) It's more irritating if anything.....(Went Back to Smiling) On the bright side, I got me a girlfriend along the way.

Escargoon: (Forms a Sly Smirk on his Face On Screen) Ahhh!~ So that's why you're all dressed up tonight?~ Looking pretty sharp if you do say so myself, De.

Dedede: (Playfully Bows at Escargoon) Why, thank ya, thank ya! It ain't my best fit in the globe, but I gotta look my very best for the pretty, gorgeous lady sitting right in front of me as we speak~

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly)

Dedede: Oh yeah, speaking of which......(Turns his Phone Around Tiwards his Date) Escar, this my date, Morrigan Aensland. Morrigan, my best friend, Escargoon.

Morrigan: (Smiles Softly at the Screen) A pleasure to meet you at last, Mr. Escargoon~

Escargoon: (Chuckles Lightly) Likewise. But please, just call me Escar. Mr Escargoon is my father's name oddy enough- (Suddebly Felt a Hand Poking Him) Hm? (Turns to See a Waddle Dee Standing Nextvto Him On Screen) What's up?

The Waddle Dee is telling Escargoon something on screen.

Escargoon: (Eyes Widened at the Waddle Dee) Wait. Right now!? I thought it starts in an hour or two! (Watches the Waddle Shaking his Head and Explaing Everything to Him Before Sighing in Defeat on Screen) Well, alright, get the choir ready. I'll join you all there in a minute.

Waddle Dee salutes to Escargoon before sprinting away on screen.

Dedede: Y'all having a show tonight or something?

Escargoon: Yeah, it's part of this tribute show we're been putting together for the new king of Dreamland. (Starts Rolling his Eyes a Bit) Guess he's tired of waiting.

Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes in a Bit of Annoyance) New king, huh? How he's running the kingdom so far?

Escargoon: (Shrugs) Decently. He can be a a real pompous jerk at times, but he does the job fine enough I guess. Some of the people there has been asking about you though, even that Tiff girl we were beefing with in the past.

Dedede: Does she now? And here I thought she still hated my guts.

Escargoon: (Shakes his Hand Around a Bit) Eh. She says she does, but I can tell she has some ounce of care for you whether she wants to admit it or not.

Dedede: ('Heh') Knowing her, I bet she would try and run across the entire mountain before she ever try to do that!

Escargoon: (Chuckles a Bit)Yeah, same. But anyways I better get going before crowd starts getting moody again. (Happily Waves Goodbye at the Couple) Hope you two have fun on your tonight!~ And Morrigan, would you mind keeping De out of trouble for me while you're at? Thanks

Dedede: (Glares at Escargoon a Bit) The hell man!? I can take care if myself just fin-

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) He's already in good hands, my friend~ Don't worry.

Dedede: Morrigan, don't encourage him!-

Morrigan: (Happily Waves Back at the Slug Man) Best of luck to you at tonight's performance, Escar!~

Escargoon: Thanks, again! See ya!

'Call End'

Morrigan: (Turns Back to Dedede with a Smile) I like your friend. He seems nice.

Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, when he jot trying to be a smartass. 'Already have enough of that back home.

Morrigan: (Nodded in Agreement) I feel your pain. There's never been a day in the world where my little sister didn't give me any smart remarks. It's annoying really.

Dedede: Amen to that.

????: Well, whaddya we have here?

Dedede turns around to see the leader of Star Wolf, Wolf O' Donell standing behind the chair he's sitting on.

Dedede: Yo, Wolf! How you been? (Gets Himself Up From his Seat and Dab Wolf Up) I didn't take you for a fancy dinner fan.

Wolf: ('Heh') Far from it. I'm actually here on a double date with Izzy, Panther and his lady for tonight. See?

Wolf shows Dedede his table in mid-close distance where his girlfriend, Isabelle, laughing and socializing with Panther and his date, a yellow feline dressed in a royal Egyptian like fashion.

Dedede: Huh. (Points Wolf to Panther's Date in Question) That's Panther's date over there? An Egyptian Queen?

Wolf: Yeah, 'least that's what she claims herself to be. We met her back at Horizon Island a while back and her and lover boy here have been almost inseparable ever since.

Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Damn, really? I never took that boy for the commitment type.

Wolf: Neither did I. Hell, I'm surprised they're lasting longer than I thought they would. (Notices Dedede's Date Sitting on His Table) Anyways, who's your new date this time?

Dedede: Morrigan Aensland. (Forms a Proud Grin on his Face) The most gorgeous succubus you'll ever met~

Morrigan: (Happily Waves Hello to Wolf) Hello!~

Wolf: You're dating a succubus.

Dedede: That's what I just sa- (Notices Wolf Staring at Him with Deadpinned Look in his Eyes) Oh come on! Don't look at me like that! I can take care of myself just fine.

Wolf: (Raises an Eyebrow) Really. Need I remind about the time I had to save your ass from some witch that tried to kidnap you?

Flashback

The briefly beautiful Witch Gruntilda continues to howl in evil laughter with Dedede as her poorly tied up capture until a Wolfen suddenly swoops in and knocking both her and the Ex-King out towards the night skies.

End of Flashback

Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Riiight. How can I ever forget the time you sent us flying across the stars?

Wolf: (Facepalms Himself While Sighing) How many times do I have to apologize for that? Leon caught you afterwards!

Dedede: Yeah! No thanks to you!

Wolf: (Shrugs) Hey, a save's a save. I consider that a worthy accomplishment.

Dedede: Accomplishment my- ('Groans') Whatevah. The point is that Morrigan ain't like that witch or any other crazy nutjobs I dated in the past!

Wolf: You sure? Cause I believe anything can happen in a like this, especially when one of your disastrous dates gets involved.

Dedede: I'm as sure as I am close to knockin' you upside the head if y'all don't stop worrying ove-

'Ahem'

The duo turns back towards Morrigan, giving her a much needed attention.

Morrigan: Excuse me, Mr. Wolfman?

Wolf: ('Ugh') Wolfman sounds like my grandpa's nickname. Just Wolf O' Donell is fine, lady.

Morrigan: Ooh~ Lovely name. (Quickly Clears her Throat Before Going Back on Topic) Anyways, I understand your concerns completely, but please let me assure you and everyone else in the Smash Family that I will do everything in my power to keep my sweet, darling king safe and happy from this day forward. As well as giving him some much needed love and affection, of course~ (Winks at her King)

Wolf: (Whispers to an Already Flustered Dedede) Sweet, Darling King, huh?

Dedede: (Comes Back to Reality Before Rolling his Eyes at Wolf Again) She already knows I'm Ex-Royalty, don't even start. (Forms a Teasing Smirk) Besides, it's leagues better than being called Wolfie-Kins 24/7.

Wolf: (Starts Glaring at Dedede) Don't you fucking eve-

Isabelle: (In the Distance) Wolfie!~

Dedede: Speak of the devil~

Morrigan: Is that ypur date for the event?

Wolf: ('Sigh') Yeah, I better get back to my Tae before she starts getting worried again. (Starts Walking Away) Have fun in your date or whatever.

Morrigan: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Wolf) Likewise!~

Dedede: Y'all don't do anything I wouldn't do over there, Wolfie-Boi! (Laughs Wholeheartedly)

Wolf gives Dedede the middle finger as he continues walking off.

Dedede: ('Sigh') That boi is still as soft as ever, I'll tell ya what.

Morrigan: (Starts Frowning a Bit) Dedede dear, do you mind if I ask you question for the evening?

Dedede: (Happily Shakes his Head at Morrigan as He Sits Back Down in his Down) Not at all. Whatcha wanna ask me?

Morrigan: Your previous dates. Were they....really as disastrous as Wolf said

Dedede: I.....(Smiles Awkwardly as He Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Wouldn't exactly call all of them a....completely disastrous or anything! (Let's Out an Awkward Chuckle) Unless you wanna count all the kidnappings, the stood ups, the debit card bankruptcies that happened the day after, or that one time I used as a surgery test dummy by some creepy looking nurse lady.

Morrigan: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) What!? Why would she do such a thing?

Dedede: (Shrugs) Your guess is as hella good as mine, girl. B-But it's fine! Not great, but it's a lot better than getting possess most of the time by dark matter-Why the hell did I say that out loud?

Morrigan: (Starts Getting Worried) Darling......

Dedede: ('Sigh') Listen, I know it ain't an easy ride for me along the way, but that's all behind me now, especially all the trouble I caused that got into being former king to begin with. I ain't shit.

Morrigan: Maybe to some. (Gently plave her Hand on Top of her Date) But you're shit to me. (Smiles Softly)

Dedede: (Stares at Morrigan Forba Brief Second Before....) Pffft Hehehehehehehehehehh!!!

Morrigan: (Immediately Places on a Playful Pouty Look on her Face) Dedede! How dare you? We were having a sincere moment here!!

Dedede: (Tries Calming his Laughing Down) Sorry, sorry. Your word delivery just threw me off for a second here.

Morrigan: (Shrugs While Letting Out a Sigh) I suppose....But seriously though, I meant every word I said in case you were wondering. And believe me when I say that I wasn't any better of person myself. (Looks Down at her Glass of Wine) I've done things that were selfish and thoughtless, most of which I regretted to this very day.

Dedede: (Forms a Reassuring Smile) Hey, that's cool. It happens to the most of us at times. (Gently Grav Hold of Morrigan's Hand) We just gotta try to better ourselves and keep pushing forward the best we can, you know?

Morrigan: (Stares at Dedede Smile For a Few Seconds Before Smiling Back) Yes. I agree. And...if you don't mind, I would like continue to push forward....,(Gently Squeezes Dedede's Hand) With you by my side.

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds good to me!

An Hour or Two Dinner and a Wheelie Ride Around the Town Later.......

Dedede: (Parking his Wheelie in Front of the Smash Mansion's Entrance) Here we are! (Takes hus Helmet Off of his Face Before Taking a Deep Breath) Home sweet home! (Politeky Bows to his Date) After you, m'lady~

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly as She Steps Out of the Front of the Ride) Such a gentleman~ I appericate you giving me a tour around the town this evening. (Wraps her Arm Around Dedede's as the Two Make Their Way to the Front Entrance) It was very fun experience.

Dedede: No problem. What kind of escort i would be for I didn't give you a nice little joyride in a night like this? Now, are you sure you don't wanna come inside here for a little while? We can watch some TV to pass up the time.

Morrigan: That would also be lovely. ('Sigh') But atlas!~ I must get my beauty sleep for the rest of the night. I have a busy schedule ahead of me tomorrow I'm afraid.

Dedede: (Frowns a Bit) Oh.....

Morrigan: (Places her Hands onto Both of Dedede's Cheeks and Wiggles his Face From Side to Side a Bit) But don't you worry your cute, handsome face~ I'll be sure to call and text you first thing in the morning. So please.....(Gives Dedede a Nice, Loving Kiss on the Lips Before Pulling Herself Away) Wait for me until then, okay?~

Dedede: (Already Lovestrucked) Y-Yeah~ Sure thing, my queen~ (Immediately Comes Back to Reality Once He Realized What he Just Said) I-I mean, Morrigan! S-Sure thing, Morrigan. That's what I...er meant to say.

Morrigan: (Giggles Some More) You are such a silly man!~ I love it~ (Gives Dedede a Kiss on the Cheek) Have a good night's rest, my dear king. (Summons her Group of Bats to Form a Seat for a Sit On, Waving Goodbye to her Date as They Fly Her Off to the Night Skies) Hope to see you soon!~

Dedede: Likewise. (Waves Back at Morrigan) See ya! (Let's Out a Rekaxed, Satisfied Sigh)

?????: Awwwwwwww!~

Dedede: What the- (Quickly Turns Around to See his Group of Friends and Family Smiling and Smirking at Him Before Facepalming Himself) You gitta be fucking- (Glares at the Gang) Have y'all been spy on us this entire time!!?

Cloud: We won't confirm nor deny that clam.

Dedede: Don't get smart with me, boy.

Luigi: ('Sigh') We're sorry, your majesty. We couldn't help ourselves.

Chun-Li: You two look so cute together in the pictures you sent us earlier that we couldn't help but to spy.

Samus: And now that you two finally parted ways for the night, we are need of every bit of detail you got for us right about now~

Dedede: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Y'all won't leave me alone till I cave in, will you?

Daisy: Nope!~ Especially considering how persistent most of us are.

Samus: Ladies, Weegie, if you will please~

Tifa/Luigi/Chun-Li: (Gives Dedede Six Sets of Puppy Dog Eyes) Pleease tell us about your date night, Dedede~ Pleeeeeease?~

Dedede: ('Groans in Defeat') Alright, alright, I'll tell y'all the details! Just quit it with the adorable eyes of yours already, will ya?

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly) Sure!~

Luigi/Chun-Li: Pleasure doing business with you!~

Dedede: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes Yet Again) Whatevah. (Makes his Way Inside With Everyone Following Behind Him) I swear, each and everyone of y'all are impossible to put up with sometimes......

Cloud: We can say the same about you as well, De.

Samus: Doesn't stop us from loving ya though.

Dedede: Yeah, yeah, I love y'all too.

'Door Closed'

As Morrigan continues to fly off within the multiple upon multiple bright stars in the sky, she looks down and scroll to every picture she and her darling King Dedede took together on her phone before she happily hugs it close to her chest, adoring ever moment she spent together with him, hoping to do so again in the very near future.

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Mini Fanfic #1143: Nightful Turns of Events (SSBU X Star Fox)

8:45 p.m. Outside of the Smashing Movie Theaters........

Falco: (Walks Out of the Theater Along with the Others Besides Him)......What the hell did he just watch in there?

Fox: A horror movie based on Winnie the Blood....Even saying that out loud feels off-putting

Kazooie: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Everything about that movie is off-putting.

Banjo: Yeah, but at least none of his friends were in it besides him and Christopher. (Starts Shivering at the Thought) I don't think I could stomach through seeing Piglet try and kill someone.......

Kazooie: Or Rabbit. The guy's already a neat freak, imagine how that obsession will play out in a horror flick.

Falco: You think that's bad? How's a movie about Tigger pouncing on people to death just for shits and giggles?

Banjo: (Groans and Sworming in Discomfort) Did you have to come up with that idea? Tigger's one of my favorites! Next to Igor. (Grabs his Chin) Whom I don't think he has anything to work with in a horror world.

Falco: Give the team a few weeks. They'll probably make it the most mess up movie you'll ever see on the big screen.

Banjo: (Shivers a Bit in Fear) H-H-How mess up are we takin' here exactly?

Kazooie: Oh, you know, the basic elements for any twisted horror films: body possession, psychological torture, shadow manipulations. Egor's the most depressed out of the bunch so there's PLENTY for them to with in hindsight.

Fox: ('Sigh') Let's just hope, for our sake, that none of these ideas comes to life in the near future-

?????: Fox!~

Fox and the others turn to see his former Star Fox teammate, Krystal, happily waving at him.

Fox: (Smiles Back at Blue as He Makes his Way Over to Her) Krystal, hey! It's been a while. How's it going?

Krystal: As well as it always been thankful. How about me you? (Smirks a Bit Seductively) You're looking dashing than usual this evening~

Fox: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth and Blushing) O-Oh, you think so?~ (Looks Down at the Clothes He's Wearing) I'm only wearing blue jeans and a jacket. Nothing really special in hindsight.

Banjo: (Whispers into Falco's Ear) So that's the former teammate you told us about?

Falco: (Simply Nodded as He Watches Fox and Krystal Interacting with One Another) Yep. That's definitely Krystal alright.

Kazooie: I'm gonna go on a limp here and say you're not too happy to see her again, are you?

Falco: (Starts Shaking his Hand From Side to Side) Ehhhh....I feel more awkward about it if anything. It's been years since we last heard from her.

Banjo: (Gives Falco a Reassuring Smile) Maybe you two'll get along again if you talk some more.

Krystal: (Notices her Former Teammate Staring at her in the Distance) Falco, is that you!?

Falco: ('Sigh') Only one way to find out....(Puts on a Semi Bright Smile on his Face as He Makes his Way to his Former Teammate with Banjo and Kazooie Following Behind) 'Eyyyyy Krystal! How you been, girl?

Krystal: (Smiles Back at Falco) I've been doing good so far. Not sure if Fox told you yet or not, but I have gotten myself pretty busy now that I've been apart of Corneria's Elite Air Force.

Falco: Moving on up to the big leagues, huh?~ they ain't been working you too hard in there, have they?

Krystal: (Giggles Softly) Not exactly. The experience there has been going along smoothly for the most part. Though, I would be lying if I say things hasn't quite as cheerful without you boys around.

Falco: Yeah......(Starts Chuckling a Bit Awkwardly Before Frowning a Bit and Looking Away) Cheerful.....

Banjo: .....Uhhh (Quickly Sticks his Hand Out Towards Krystal's Point of View) M-My name is Banjo, ma'am! One of the new competitors in the Smash Bros Tournament.

Kazooie: And I'm Kazooie, the only girl who loves this honey bear enough to keep him alive for this long.

Banjo: (Gives Kazooie a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Do you always have to say that to every new people we meet?

Kazooie: (Casually Shrugs) Nothing wrong with throwing in a little honesty here and there, hun.

Banjo: Your honesty can be a real hassle at times.

Kazooie: (Lays her Head onto Banjo's Shoulder) And yet you still love me all the same~

Banjo: (Sighs in Defeat While Blushing a Bit) Yeah......I do.

Krystal: (Giggles Softly as She Shakes Banjo's Hand) It's nice to meet the both of you. I hope the tournament has been treating you well so far-

Before Krystal could finish her sentence, the sound of a slow, sinister sounding whistle managed to catch the gang's attention as they turn to see a black hooded figure standing in the background, holding two sickles in each hand.

Once the whistling ended and he begins to walk closer to the gang, the hooded figure reveals himself to be none other than Fox's longtime rival: Wolf O' Donnell.

Wolf: Buenas noches, perdedores?

Fox: (Couldn't Believe What He's Looking at Right Now) Wolf?

Krystal: What on Corneria City, are you wearing?

Kazooie: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) And since when did know how to speak Spanish?

Wolf: For some time now. Took a few Spanish classes here and there and I've been bit of a pro at it ever since. As for what I'm wearing.....(Forms a Cocky Smirk on his Face) ('Heh') Let's just say this will be a ticket for me to win the Halloween Costume Contest big time this year.

Falco: (Starts Snickering a Bit) So what? You're supposed to be some kind of hunchback wolf monster or somethin'?

Wolf: No. I'm going as Death himself.

Falco: ('Scoffs') You? Death?

Wolf: Yeah. Death. (Starts Walking Dangerously Close to Falco) And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy bullshit. I am Death. Straight. UP.

Wolf silently growls at Falco until......

????: WOLFIE!!

Wolf and the others turn to see Isabelle and the other Star Wolf in their own respective costumes, standing in the mid distnce.

Isabelle: (Gives her Boyfriend a Motherly Glare Wearing a Nun Outfit) What did I say about scaring people in public?

Wolf: ('Sigh') Oh come on, Iz. I was only warming up for the contest.

Falco: By tryin' to scare the crap outta me?

Wolf: (Shrugs) Hey, all is fair in Halloween night.

Leon: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face While Wearing a Ringo Costume) No one ever says that, boy.

Wolf: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, well, I'm the first one who does, So there. (Suddenly Hears Krystal Giggling as He Turns to Her with a Glare) And what the hell got you laughing for, blue tail?

Krystal: Oho nothing~ (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Just relishing on the fact that the "Big Bad Star Wolf" goes by Wolfie now!~ (Continues Giggling)

Isabelle: (Smiles Brightly) I call him that on a daily basis. (Place her Hands on Both of her Cheeks While Twisting her From Side to Side in Full Glee) It makes me so happy to know that he likes it~

Wolf: (Starts Blushing) I mean.....(Shrugs) Yeah. I like any nickname you give me, babe.....(Still Hears Krystal's Giggling Before Angrily Pointing at Her) And don't get any ideas, woman! No one in town is allowed to call me except for my girlfriend!!

Isabelle: (Turns to Krystal) My name is Isabelle by the way.

Krystal: (Finally Calms Herself Down From all the Giggling) Nice....to meet you. My name is-

Panther: (Sneaks his Way Right Next to Krystal Dressed as Zorro) Krystal mi antiguo amor!

Krystal: (Forms a Deadpinned Look on her Face as She Begins to Sigh) Just Krystal is fine, Panther.

Panther: Yes, yes, but given our past, memorable history together, I believe it's fairly appropriate to call you as such. That being said.....(Forms a bit of a Flirtatious Smirk on his Face) You look more refined as you've always been these days~

Krystal: (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) And you are just as full of yourself as you've always been.......

Panther: (Chuckles Lightly) Oh come now, I wouldn't say I'm THAT full of myself. I just feel like my skills and overall beauty outweighs any bland simpleton in this place, not including Star Wolf of course.

Kazooie: (Rolls her Eyes as Well) And you wonder why you two aren't together anymore.

Falco: Narcissism at it's finest.

Panther: (Turns to The Bird Duo) Better a narcissist than being feather filled bird brains such as yourselves, 24/7.

Falco/Kazooie: (Comically Glares at Panther) What was that!?

Leon: ('Sigh') As much as I would love stay out here and chat, I believe we still have a contest to enter.

Wolf: Right, right. Already wasted enough time as it is. Panther! (Starts Walking Away Along with Leon) Quit your flirting and let's go already!

Panther: ('Sigh') Coming, boss. (Turns Back to Krystal One Last Time) Be see you~ (Winks at Krystal Before Taking his Leave)

Krystal: Hopefully never.....

Isabelle: It's so nice to meet you, Krystal, and I'll be sure make Panther doesn't bother you too much the next time we do meet again.

Krystal: (Smiles Sheepishly) Y-You don't have to do that for my sake, Isabelle. I appericate it very much though.

Isabelle: (Smiles Back at Krystal) No problem. I'm always willing to help out a new friend in need. (Picks her Dress Up a Little Before Sprinting to Star Wolf and Waving Goodbye) Have a goodnight, everyone!~

Wolf: Have fun with your little date night tonight, Foxy.

Fox: ('Sigh') I'm not dating anyone, Wolf. (Comically Glares at Wolf) And don't call me by that in public!

Wolf: Could've fool me. And if I have to suffer with my nickname being revealed tonight, so does you. (Looks Back at his Arch Nemesis with an Evil, Cocky Grin on his Face While Walking) Foxy boy. (Let's Out an Evil Chuckle)

Fox: (Groans in Annoyance as He Pinches the Bridge of his Nose) I swear, I don't know how I'm able to put up with him all day......(Hears Krystal Giggling Before Turning Back to Her) And what got you laughing right now?

Krystal: I'm sorry~ It just......You actually go by "Foxy" now?~

Fox: Only by a select few of people and i hated it ever since.

Krystal: Well, If you want my input....(Smiles Softly) I believe it suits you quite well.

Fox: (Starts Blushing Again) Oh. I uh....glad you....like it, Krystal.

Banjo: I think it suits you quite well too.

Fox: ('Sigh') Much appericated, Banjo.

Kazooie: (Snickers a Bit) Yeah. For a dork.

Falco: (Starts Smirking Teasingly) I think Einstein suits him way better if ya ask me.

Fox; ANYWAYS! What brings you here tonight, Krystal if you don't mind me asking.

Krystal: I'm just having a nightly scroll around the town given I'm going to be moving here real soon.

Fox: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Seriously?

Krystal: (Happily Nodded) It's true. I've been told by my crew mates how vibrant and expressive this place so many times that I figured I would come live here someday and see where it takes me from here. Which mean we'll have plenty of more time to catch up this time around, don'tcha think?~

Fox: Yeah....(Starts Smiling Back) T-That sounds great actually! I really hope you enjoy your stay when the time comes for you to move here.

Krystal: Thank you. Though, I must ask.

Fox: Hm?

Krystal: If any of you are not busy at the moment, would you all like to accompany me around town for a bit?

Fox: Sure, I'm down. (Turns to the Others) What about you guys?

Falco: (Shrugs) Fine by me.

Banjo: (Happily Nodded) Yeah-huh.

Kazooie: Not like we're doing anything else in the meantime.

Fox: (Turns Back to Krystal) There you have it. We're in.

Krystal: (Smiles Brightly) Spendid!~ Here's hoping tonight won't be too boring for us- (Felt her Phone Viberating in her Pants Pocket Before Taking it Out of There Sees Who's Calling Her) ('Sigh') Not. This again.....Could you excuse me for one bit. I have to take quick call. (Answers the Call) Hello?......Yes, commender, what is it? And please it isn'tan emergency this time......(Starts Walking a Bit Further Up to Continue her Call in Private)

Kazooie: So that Krystal girl's moving here, huh?

Banjo: (Smiles Brightly at Fox) Lucky you! You'll be seeing her more often for now on.

Fox: (Too Busy Staring at Krystal) Yeah.....It is great, isn't it-

Falco: You're starting to like her again, aren't you?

Fox: (Turns to Falco) Well....Yeah. I mean....We were friends back then, even more so nowadays, so-

Falco: Fox. Come on. (Turns to Fox With a Serious Look on his Face) You know exactly what I mean.

Fox: (Stares at Falco For a Few Seconds Before Sighing in Defeat) Okay, so maybe I do have a bit of crush on her as of late. And maybe I do think about what would it be like if we started dating again. But right now, I'm more focused on us starting over as friends, nothing more.

Falco: (Stares into his Best Friend's Eyes For a Few Seconds Before Letting Out a Sigh of his Own) Alright. I'll take your word for it. But ONLY if you promise me one thing.

Fox: Like what?

FaIco: Just.....be more careful this time, okay? You've been a complete wreck since the day she left the team and the last i want is for you go back to being sad and miserable, ya hear me?

Fox: Loud and clear. I promise I won't be careless this time. (Puts on a Determined Look on his Face) And I'll be damned if I let the past take control of this time around.

Falco: (Forms a Proud Smirk on his Face) That's a spirit. (Pulls Fox into a One Arm Hug) Annnd if you two ever DO get back together someday, don't be too chicken to ask you pal Falco for some love advice, will ya?

Banjo: (Smiles Brightly) Kazooie and I more than willing to help out if you want.

Kazooie: Same here. (Smirks Teasingly) And we'll make extra sure you don't go around making a fool our of yourself. Been a blushing mess all night.

Fox: (Roll His Eyes) No kidding. But no, seriously. Thanks, you guys. I really appreciate it.

Falco: Yeah, no mention. Now don't embarrass yourself this time.

Fox: (Comically Glares at Falco) I won't!

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Isabelle: I love murder mysteries!

Wolf, trying to impress her: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

Fox, happening to pass by: ONLY four?

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Isabelle: My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I'm not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you're holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

Wolf: ...

Wolf: ...I’d go to, like, an Olive Garden.

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Mini Fanfic #1051: Death's New Fan (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

9:45 p.m. Outside of the Smash Pin Movie Theater.......

Isabelle: (Happily Walks Out of the Theater woth the Star Wolf Trio) I can't thank you enough for taking us here for our outing tonight, Panther. That new Puss in Boots movie was such a thrill to watch!~

Leon: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) I agree. The animation was stellar and the story was a sight to behold. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Though, it has got to me wondering what the presucessor look in comparison......

Panther: (Shrugs) It's average. Not the worst of the worst, but nowhere near as spectacular as it's sequel. (Smiles Softly) Still, I'm down for another movie night if all of you wants to see that one for yourselves.

Isabelle: Sounds like a plan to me. (,Turns to her Boyfriend Next to Her) What do you think, Wolfie?

Wolf: (Eyes Widened and Twitches in Silence).........

Isabelle: (Frowns in Worry) Wolfie? What's wrong? Did you not like the movie?

Panther: (Forms a Playful Smirk on his Face) Oh I wouldn't worry about our captain there, Isa. He's been like this every time Death is on the screen.

Leon: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) And i believe there's a high chance of that boy never shutting up about him in a matter of-

Wolf: HOLY SHIT DEATH IS SO FUCKING COOL!!!!

Leon: (Sighs in Defeat While Facepalming Himself) And so it begins.....

Wolf: (Smiles Excitedly) Did any of you took a good look at that guy!? The black torn cloak he wears, those menacing red eyes, razor sharp teeth, the complete fear factor he brings to each scenes he appears in that beautiful, eerily whistle every time he walks in the goddamn room, and those.....dual, sticked together hook things he fights with. I don't what they're called, but I sure as hell wanna use it!

Leon: Wolf, you're terrible at using melee weapons.

Wolf: (Scoffs While Shrugs) Then I'll have to train myself using each one till my knees are dropped. Speaking of which...(Turbs to Panther) Panther, do you still git that Basic Español book in your room? I'mma learn me some Spanish tonight!

Isabelle let's out a cute snort before getting into a giggling fit.

Wolf: (Snickers at his Girlfriend Beside Him) What got you laughing, Izzy?

Isabelle: Oh nothing~ Just admiring your cuteness display right now~

Wolf: (Eyes Widened Before Looking Away While Blushing) I-Izzy, come on. I not that cute......

Panther: Boss, is that a hint blushing I see?-

Wolf: NO! I'm just....(Looks Away From his Team) Feeling hot right now is all....

Leon: It's cold outside.

Wolf: (Rolls his Eyes) Oh great observation there, Powalski. Remind me to head to the store so I can buy you a pack of cookies!

Leon: Your sarcasm is more blatant than your apparent cutesy side.

Wolf: (Flips Off at Leon) Screw you, man.

Isabelle: (Pouts at the Chameleon) Now, Leon, be nice.. Wolfie's not cute.

Wolf: (Smirks Proudly) Exactly! Tell 'em, Izzy.

Isabelle: (Stands on her Tippy Toes and Happily Scratches Behind Wolf's Ear) He's the most Goodest Boi ever!~ Yes he is, yes he is~

Wolf: (Starts Blushing Again) I take it back, I take it all back! I ain't that good, Izzy!

Panther: (Starts Smirking at his Leader) Oh really?~ Than how come Leon and I can see your tail wagging more swiftly the more she scratches you?

Wolf: (Glares at Panther) Ear scratches are the perfect methods to use for comfort and stress relief, everyone knows that Caroso!!

Isabelle: (Gently Rubs Wolf's Arm) Now, Wolfie, calm down. There's no need for you to get upset right now.

???: Yeah, you don't want your Good Boi status to get revoked now, do ya?

Wolf: (Groans While Pinching his Noss at a Very Familiar Voice Ringing in his Ear) Of all the people that have to see me like this- (Takes a Deep Breath Before Rolling his Eyes in Annoyance) What are you doing here, McCloud?

Fox: Me and the ladies were giving the new Puss in Boots movie a watch. (Crosses his Arms With Smug Smirk on his Face) Though, I couldn't help but notice that you're cute side is showing. Could it be that great, merciless Star Wolf is starting to lose his edge? Hm. Has a nice ring to it now that I think about.

Wolf: ('Tch') Bitch please. You're the LAST person to go around talking about who's losing edge when you've been losing yours a long time ago.

Fox: What are you talking about?I never lost my edge.

Wolf: Yeah, you have. (Chuckles Evilly) And I am so willing to give you all the reasons why that is.

Fox: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms) Like you can find any.....

Wolf: No need. I have plenty. For starters, you let a space Bounty Hunter call you 'Foxy' on a daily basis.

Fox: Samus and I been friends since day one! Of course, I'd let her call me that eventually. No matter how much I hated it...

Wolf: Oh and speaking of which, let's not forget the fact that you had to keep watching over some old lady's kid. Fox McCloud, the "Fearless" leader of Star Fox, relegated to a babysitter. (Smirk Grew Wider) Now THAT has a nicer ring to it.

Fox: (Sighs While Pinching his Nose) Okay, first off, how does having the responsibility of watching over someone's kid derails my status in any capacity? (Glares at Wolf) And second, don't insult the Strongest Woman in the World like that!

Isabelle: (Lightly Glares at her Boyfriend) Yeah, Wolfie. She looks wonderful for her age.

Wolf: Yeah, I'll admit, she's a looker. (Went Back to Smirking) Doesn't change the fact that she's a 60-year old has been.

Fox: That's not even close to being her actual age.....

Samus: (Joins Up the Group) Yo, losers. (Rest her Arm on Top of Fox's Head) What's going on out here?

Fox: ('Sigh') Wolf and I are having another banter again.

Isabelle: (Starts Twiddling her Paws a Tad Bit Nervously) And he might of....sort of.....kind of....called your girlfriend old.....

Samus: (Slowly Turns to Wolf With a Glare of her Own) You dick. You do know she can kick your ass, right?

Wolf: ('Scoffs') She can try, but I doubt she'll lamd a hit on m-

Before Wolf can even finish that sentence, Chun-Li comes straight out of nowhere and delivers a flying kick to his chest, sending him directly towards a nearby pole thats knock him down on the ground. The merciless bounty hunter groans in pain as he sees the "old" lady he insulted glares down on him.

Chun-Li: How's THAT an old has been? Also, I am only fifty something years old and that is ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!! ('Hmph') (Crosses her Arms as She Walks and Turns Away From Wolf)

Li-Fen: (Happily Cheers For her Mother) Way a go, mommy!~ Whooooo!~

Samus: (Crosses her Arms With a Satisfied Smirk on her Face) What did I say?~

Isabelle: (Shrugs) You did sort of warned him. In a way.

Panther: ('Whistle') Now, that wjat I call an impressive impressive kick. And from a bella dama nonetheless~

Samus: (Points at Panther) Watch it, play boy. This bella dama is already taken.

Chun-Li: (Hugs Samus Arm With a Big Smile on her Face as Two, Fox and the Giggling Li-Fen Walks Back Home) Happily so!~

Samus: I'll text you when we get back to the apartment, Izzy.

Isabelle: (Waves Goodbye to Samus and the Others) 'Kay! Have a safe walk back! (Makes her Way to an Ass Kicked Wolf) You okay, Wolfie?

Wolf: (Gets Back Uo From the Ground While Grunting) Yeah....(Starts Stretching his Back Straight) I've had worse hits given to me in the past. But damn does she hits like a moving truck!.....

Isabelle: Well, she isn't called the "Strongest Woman Alive" for nothing, you know?

Wolf: (Sighs While Scratching the Back Back of his Head and Rolling his Eyes Once More) Now you tell me. Ow.

Isabelle: How about we head back to the mansion and watch that first Puss in Boots Panther? I'll make you freshly baked cookies~

Wolf: (Smiles a Little as Him and Isabelle Starts Joining the Rest of the Star Wolf Team, Walking Back Home) Yeah. I'd like that. You should make extras for Leon for being observating asshole.

Leon: (Rolls his Eyes) Such a comedian you are, boy. And yet I wasn't the one who provoked a woman into kicking you into a nearby pole, now was I?

Wolf: Don't get smart with me, Leon.

Leon: You started the smart talk first. Or did that kick caused damage to your memory as well.

Wolf: And people wondered where I got this snarky attitude from. You're a terrible influence.

Leon: You developed that attitude on your own perfectly, boy. And my teachings hasn't gotten you killed yet now, did it?

Panther: He got you there, boss.

Wolf: Shut up, Panther.

Isabelle: ('Sigh') Knock it off already, you guys....

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Mini Fanfic #910: Doomful Christmas Presents (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

9:14 a.m. at Smash Mansion, Wolf and Isabelle's Bedroom.....

Isabelle: ('GASPS') No way..... Wolfie...I-I-Is this......

Wolf: (Smiles Proudly) A helmet that's been worn by one of the most baddest Demon Slayer that ever walked the face of the motherfucking planet? And with your exact head size to boot? Then yes. You thought right?

Isabelle: Ohmygosh Ohmygosh Ohmygosh!~ I'd never thought I see the day when I become the Doom Slayer....(Puts On the Helmet Before Squealing in Happiness) It does fit me!!~

Wolf: You damn right it does. And no Slayer comes complete without their little partner by their side. (Gives Isabelle a Doll Figure of Doom)

Isabelle: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle at the Sight of her Gift) I will love and cherish him for the rest of my life....(Happily Hugs the Doll While Squealing) I can't thank you enough for this, Wolfieee!~ (Turns Back to her Boyfriend) Where were you able to get these?

Wolf: In the mall. I originally thought about ordering them at first, but their insanely expensive in the Internet. So started looking for them in the Game Store and well.......

Flashback

As the crowd begins to fight among one another and starts getting bigger, Wolf suddenly gets flung back to the ground with force.

'THUD'

Wolf: (Winces in Pain) Argh!...(Starts Rubbing his Head) Crazy Jackasses.... It's not even close to being Christmas Eve yet!

???: They pummeled you too, huh?

Wolf: (Turns to See a Very Familiar Face Sitting Next to Him) McCloud? What are you doing here?

Fox: (Sighs While Getting Up from the Ground) I'm trying to get the model figure of Old Man Luke Skywalker to give to Slippy for Christmas this year.... (Starts Stretching his Back Before Grunting and Point at the Raging Crowd) But then a bunch of people came right out of nowhere and starts fighting over it ever since!

Wolf: Ah. (Starts Getting Up From the Ground as Well) So that's why the crowd keeps getting bigger.....

Fox: Pretty much. (Starts Rubbing his Cheek) I think one of them sucker punched me in the jaw......(Turns to Wolf) So what's the deal with you being here?

Wolf: The same reason you're here. Trying to get Izzy the latest Doom Slayer helmet, got my ass handed to me by a bunch of clowns tearing each other's eyes out, and the rest was history.

Fox: Doom Slayer- Wait. You guys still play that Eternal game?

Wolf: Yeah, man. It was the best game of last year. (Starts Crossing his Arms While Being in a Sour Mood) Or at least it would've been if The Last of Us 2 didn't take the win from it's grasp.....

Fox: (Gives Wolf a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Wolf, we've been over this. It got the most votes.

Wolf: Yeah. But it won too many damn awards! It wasn't even that good of a game to begin with!...Or at least that's what that Ryuji kid told me.

Fox: Uh-huh.....(Looks Back at the Crowd, Who Are Still Fighting Among Each Other) Hey, Wolf?

Wolf: Yeah?

Fox: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) I know we may have our differences here and there-

Wolf: Understatement of the century. But...go on.

Fox: (Glares at Wolf Before Turning Back Towards the Crowd) But if we're really want to make our love ones happy for the holidays, then we need to work together to get our gifts back by force. (Rises his Fist Right Beside Wolf) Temporary truces?

Wolf: (Stares at Fix For a Few Seconds Before Nodding in Agreement) Until one of them bleeds.....

Once Wolf bumps his fist with his rival's, the duo turns back to the enlarging crowd before delivering their respective, vicious battle cries as they rushes their way over to the fray, fighting for their love one's gifts (and possibly not dying in the process).

End of Flashback

Isabelle: Oh my....(Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened) Hey, wait a minute! Is THAT the reason why you were banged up that day!? (Starts Pouting at Wolf) You told me you were attacked by some crook in the streets.

Wolf: (Chuckles Awkwardly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah....I made all of that up so you wouldn't know what really happened....Sorry about that.

Isabelle: ('Sigh') It's fine....(Place her Paw on Wolf's Lap With a Small Smile on his Face) As long as you came back here safe and sound, that's all it really matters in the scheme of things.

Wolf: Exactly. And besides....(Smirks Confidently) You know I wouldn't let a couple of crooks take me down that easily.

Isabelle: (Giggles Softly) I know~ Which reminds me....(Brings Out Wolf's Present From Under the Bed) I got you something that you'll might loooove~

Wolf: (Eyes Begins to Widened at the Sight of his Present) Izzy.....is this.....

Isabelle: (Smiles Proudly) A well made replica of the Plasma Rifle? Then yes. You've thought right as well.

Wolf: (Too Busy Staring at his Gift) Izzy, how were you able to get this?....It HAS to cost a fortune!

Isabelle: ('Sigh') Yeah. You're not wrong on that front. As for how I was able to get this, welllllllll......

Another Flashback........

Isabelle: What do you mean I can't buy it!?

Francis: I MEAN that this remarkably made model is currently unavailable to purchase. (Pushes the Model Closer to Him) And will always be unavailable for a very long time. ('Snorts') So, kindly buy something else.

Isabelle: But the price was labeled under it beforehand! (Brings Her Money Out From her Purse) I-I even got enough money for and everything! PLUS taxes!!

Francis: (Adjusts the Glasses He's Wearing as he Takes a Look Close at Isabelle's Money) Hmmmmm.....It does seem to be the correct amount.....(Crosses his Arms) But my answer still remains. I mean, really now? ('Snorts') How could I POSSIBLY sell this beauty of a model of one of the most greatest weaponry of the entire Doom Franchise? A weapon that, with great time and precision, could wipe anything from a distant radius.

Isabelle: (Thinks Fondly to How Amazing and Satisfying the Plasma Rifle Really Is) Yeah.....(Immediately Comes Back to Reality Before Shaking her Head) B-But that's beside the point!! Pleeeeeaseee let me purchase the model! I'll do anything you ask!

Francis: (Slowly Raises his Eyebrow) Anything?

Isabelle: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes. Anything......... As long as it isn't illegal.

Francis: Welllllllll...... ('Snorts') Since you kindly insist....(Starts Spraying Breath Spray in his Mouth Before Turning Back to Isabelle With a Flirtatious Look on his Face) I would like to ask for your hand in our...formal outing with one another~

Isabelle: My hand in- (Gasps Once She Realized What the Chameleon is Talking About) Y-You mean like a-

Francis: D-A-T-E? I believe that's the word you're looking for, no?~

Isabelle: I mean...yes. But...('Sigh') Listen...(Takes a Look at the Chameleon's Name Tag) Mr. Francis, as......flattering your request is, I can't go on date with you. I'm already happily taken.

Francis: (Eyes Widened) You are!? By who?

Isabelle: Wolfie. My heart and soul~

Francis: Wolfie?.....(Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened in Complete Shock) As in THE Wolf 'O Donnell!? The Fearless Leader of the Mercenary Star Wolf.....The Team that is feared by many....AND YOU'RE IN A INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM!?

Isabelle: (Taken a Bit Back By the Sudden Outburst) U-Um...('Clears Throat') Yes. That's right. I'm his girlfriend. I....take it you heard of him if sorts.....

Francis: Heard of him? (Suddenly Rips Open his Button Shirt, Which Reveals Another Shirt With a Picture of Wolf on It) I...('Snorts') am his #1 Fan!

Isabelle: (A Bit Surprised) You are?

Francis: That's right! His crude, fierce demeanor is all inspiring and the epitome of badaasery. And tell anyone I said this, but he's MILLION times better than pansy Star Fox! ('Ugh') Why everyone thinks HE'S an inspiration is beyond me, but....('Sigh') to each their own I suppose.

Meanwhile in the Smash Mansion's Living Room.....

Fox: ('Chu') ('Sigh') Bless me....

Falco: (Starts Snickering as He Starts Changing Channels) Cute sneeze.

Fox: Oh shut up. It's just a sneeze It wasn't that cute.....

Falco: ('Scoffs') Please. It sounds more like a yip if anything. Speaking of which....(Turns to Fox) Does Foxes make yipping sounds?

Fox: (Simply Shrugs)

Back to the Game Store.......

Francis: Tell you what....If you could give me a signed autograph with his style of handwriting before Christmas Eve, then the Plasma Rifle model will be rightfully yours for the taking.

Isabelle: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Seriously!? Just the autograph? You sure you don't want me to pay it off first?

Francis: ('Scoffs') Please. Why would I need riches when I could have an autograph signed by the legend himself?

Isabelle: I'm..... pretty sure there's a lot of reasons why money is important.

Francis: Do you want to accept the deal or not?

Isabelle: YES PLEASE!

End of Flashback

Isabelle: And that's how I got you the model!~

Wolf: Huh. So that's why you asked me to sign one of my posters....

Isabelle: ('Sigh') Yeah....I know it might've been a weird request to ask, but....at least I didn't have to pay for the gift, oddly enough......

Wolf: (Shrugs in a Bit of a Smug Like Manner) Hey, if it means getting this rad model AND keeping the crap ton of movie you saved, then that's already a win-win in my book. (Smiles Softly) Still, I really can't thank you enough for this, Izzy.

Isabelle: (Smiles Back at her Boyfriend) Oh there's no need to thank me. I just wanted to give you something I could make you happy is all.

Wolf: ('Scoffs') Please. I'd be happy with anything you got me.

Isabelle: ('Sigh') I know. Buuuuut....there is another gift I wanna give you.....

Wolf: Really? Like what?

Isabelle: Welllllllll......(Starts Whispering Something into Wolf's Ears)

Wolf: (Eyes Begins to Widened a Little at What Isabelle is Telling Him) Oh shit. Really? Like.....right now? In Christmas Morning?

Isabelle: (Smiles a Bit Bashfully) Yeah. I mean....It won't be too long though....Just a quickie~

Wolf: I'm down. But you do realize that someone's gonna realize we're in the room for too long, right?

Isabelle: I already soundproofed our room last night. (Gives Wolf an Seductive Smirk on her Face) I'm pretty sure we're in the clear~

Wolf: Well, shit. If that's the way......(Gives Isabelle a Seductive Smirk of His Own) Lead the way, babe~

Isabelle: Yes, sir~

Without a second to spare, the couple begins to spend some quality alone time together.....By ripping and tearing through numerous of aliens and many other obstacles in a quick game of DOOM ETERNAL!!!

Bonus

Leon: Merry Christmas. (Gives Panther his Gift)

Panther: A book on How to Be a Sufficient Lady's Man?

Leon: Yep. I figured since you're the biggest romantic in our team, this book could at least be some use to you in the future.

Panther: (Smiles Softly) Ah....You're simply too kind, amigo. Luckily for you.....(Gives Leon his Present) I have a gift for you as well.

Leon: (Opend his Gift to See....) You got me new Phone?

Panther: That's right. I'd figured since the last one you got wasn't working properly, I took it upon myself to get you a better model. Now you don't have to worry about your apps turning off on you every few seconds.

Leon: (Turns his New Phone On and Hears the Start Up Jingle Before Nodding) My man.

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