#wolf boy wolf boyyyy

[overthinkingtaleblr]

Have a sappy headcannon:

Forehead kisses are Toast's weakness. Kiss him once and he's flustered and blushing; kiss him meny times and he's melting in your hands. It's also one of the few spots that works on his werewolf form as well, tho he'll instead whine and give puppy eyes if you stop

I almost pity him for being so heckin' tall, forehead kisses are probably few and far between!

[moonbounds]

I tried spontaneously to draw the wolf pack and honestly Asher turned out surprisingly well in the sketch

[yenforfairytales]

"And since Terry is extremely cultured and intelligent I must believe that he's aware of LaRusso being Italian for Red. Originally Latin for someone being redhaired or red of complexion(Danny boyyyy)."

Oh, Danny-boy will be red of complexion indeed when Terry's done...hehe. Flushed!Daniel is best Daniel!

And you can't tell me that Terry, with his eternally stylish wardrobe, isn't deeply irked at the thought and sight of Daniel constantly wearing blue/any other non-red color when he's SUCH a red guy.

Damn those CK writers giving Johnny Lawrence all the red.

Anyway, Terry's probably itching to get him to wear red, scarlet, crimson!! And then rip it all off, of course. Doesn't his boy Daniel know how lovely he is in red?! How it sets off his dark hair, his dark eyes, his tan skin tone?! How it fits his warm, spitfire nature?!

This is why Daniel needs Terry in his life, damn it! Someone's gotta make sure Danny looks damn good all the time!

(And also for the aesthetically pleasing Red Riding Hood and Wolf thing they have going on...)

(continuing the heathening from this askening)

And also for the aesthetically pleasing Red Riding Hood and Wolf thing they have going on...

HELLO??? IT'S THEM 🐺❤

It's darkly romantic and intoxicating

The mutual obsession kings. Because they do love each other. The good and the bad. And they can't reconcile that

But you so right. Terry has impeccable fashion sense and resources. Bring this Daniel back:

Terry's boy is a renaissance painting and we all know he collects fine ass arts

I mean. Jesus. 🍒

It's- it's a good look.

What a tragedy that Daniel never got to wear the black and red Cobra Kai gi at least once. Terry imagined Daniel's kids in them, but not their hot dad? YEA right.

I just want to add that the one time we got to see them both dressed up together(a party at Terry's house no less. What in the name of fanfiction-) that Terry takes the opportunity to ogle Daniel lmao.

What even. He's like, "Really, Danny? Blue?"

Stop undressing him with your eyes, you whore!!! use your hands and mouth instead

Here's to hoping Season 6 gives us some more of that good food. And more complimentary couple outfits...

[bizlybebo]

<SPOILERS FOR APOTHEOSIS EPISODE 2>

THEY START IN A TAVERN LMAOOO

Rumi is on the stage oh it's greattt!!!!

Rumi- "You! Do you know how to play the viola?" POINTS A FUCKING PETER

DONT PEER PRESSURE THIS WET RAG OF A MAN INTO PLAYING AN INSTRUMENT ON STAGE

RUMI STOP BULLYING HIM XD

"I'm sorry I don't know why he did this" Stop apologising.

Nevermind maybe do apologise that was awful

Don't sing hot cross buns over his narration

Rumi STOP dragging this poor boy around!

Oh yeah I get what you mean, he is sobbing over a surface level compliment

"I'm sorry noone has ever asked me that" YOUR NAME????"

I have visions of you" that does not have the implications you think it does (retrospect, that was probably intentional)

I can't imagine the players are anything except entirely baffled by Peter

I love Peter he's such A dork

I love Rumi he's so cool

"I was more like a meat puppet in sort of a play of destruction" boyyyy

Rumi is bestieeee he's great

"We just joined hands" SIR

"I have litterally never done anything"

"This is the best day ever" You sopping wet tissue paper boy

I THINK RUMI IS GETTING LIKE FOLLOWERS TO GET POWER TO HELP PEOPLE THATS SO COOL!!!!!

PETER YOU ELDRICH DIVINE HORROR

ANGELIC LIZARD OMG <<<3333

"I run into a tree" Charlie stop physically abusing your characters they deserve better

"Goddamit you're a murderer"

"Stand behind me"

"No stand behind me"

"No stand behind me"

"No I'll protect you"

"I would like to sense anything holy"Just both of Them

Peter Sqloint, the most holy man

Oh shit PvP

TASHAS HIDEOUS LAUGHTER TO MAKE HIM LAUGH LMAO

"You can't just magically make me laugh" He litterally can though

Peter for being Peer Pressured

"Rumi this guy kinda sucks :<"

"I steal his viola and play hot cross buns"

I am suffering /pos

Hes so genuine

All of the other JRWI characters take note, THIS IS how you do a speech

Peter: 🧍

As the nothing moves across the nothing XD

LIZARD 💜💜💜💜

Peter be like: not me, actually my super cool all powerful OC

"You look super aggressive sometimes please don't kill me, I'll die, I'll just die

Summons sword epically and musically

SUNNYYYY AAAAAAAAJSHSHSHD 💜

Exandroth my beloathed

"Peter is GONE" well bring him back maybe?Archangel sounds are the worst

"Don't lecture me on morals"

"THERES A WOLF ON MY LEGGGG >M<"

"YES PETER YOUR BLOOD IS NOW SPIDERS""

Your [blah blah blah] will be your end/downfall/undoing"

Okay so it's not just me right? Rumi is incredibly Gay

Woughhhhh

Lizard Log

(These are gonna take a while because Tumblr eats the formatting from my notes app, also if there are random words that cut off a sentence and don't make sense, autocorrect is a bitch)

RAGHHHHH RUMII AND PETERRRR I LOVE TJEMMMM THEY WERE SO <3333 FROM THEE STARTTT

i can’t wait to watch peters development because you can already see how he’s getting stronger + more confident in himself even by episode 6 aughuguguh. going from crying when rumi asks him his name to bashfully accepting compliments who cheered (me)

rumi is SO gay. i aspire to be like him he’s so fucking gender. but also a suave motherfucker i hate them so much. i want to shake them like a maraca and hear them go shkshkshkshk

RRRGGHH JUST THE. THE EBERYTHING AND THE WAY THANATOS GOT IJTRODUCED TO THE PARTY I LOVE TJEM SOO MUCHH AUGGH

rumis so fucking graceful even in combat it makes me angry. who let this asshole be so perfect

if peter doesn’t get his lizard log by the end of apotheosis then it’s all for nothing istg

[blorbologist]

I adore Galdric and Vex's relationship in Sorrow is absolutely incredible, can we get any more thoughts or hcs about our favorite wolf boyyyy?

YEAAAAH my boi

I like to think he and Purvan's bond was really a classic sort of 'lone traveler and his dog' type thing, on the outside. A Ranger devoted to a very, very new goddess (Patia! knew! her! in! life!) in a world prizing mage-magic above all else, they really had to rely on eachother. I think Purvan really threw himself into it (even in Calamity we see he prefers to go by Champion) and Galdric just... he's a wolf. What can he do but follow?

He absolutely chased the Matron's ravens initially - because they're Scavengers and Irritating and tend to pull at a wolf's tail and otherwise heckle them - until Purvan got him to stop.

If Purvan survived the Calamity (I don't think we know exactly when he died?), Galdric would have provided some really service-animal like support for the PTSD this guy surely suffered. Likely during the Calamity, too, keeping him comfort and allowing him to sleep safely knowing Galdric was on watch.

(This dog is absolutely fucking traumatized, too, though. Infernal will set him off. Giant footsteps. Marching armies.)

I've touched on this a few times in One for sorrow, but imagine being an animal. And your master dies. You know he's dead. You wake up years later to some upstart punk with a passing similarity wearing his armor. Trying to command you. I'm very surprised it didn't go straight to combat tbh. I believe he really dislikes Vax and Percy and only initially behaved because of Grog and Keyleth, and then because he just... had nothing better to do.

(But, for a split, split second, I think he saw Vax and saw Purvan. Because their descriptions are *nigh identical*. What a cruel trick to play on the poor boy.)

There likely would have been a wolf pack or two living near Whitestone during the Briarwoods reign - easy livestock pickings with the humans so desperate, and zombie giants are easy to outrun. I bet they all scampered and fast when Galdric showed up (unfortunately for him, I doubt he'd get accepted into a pack easily - raised by a human, his wolf manners are likely all off ;;).

Galdric is old. He's tired. He's outlived his master, and yet he continues to live in Whitestone in canon and can be a Warlock/Cleric patron, suggesting he has some form of divine magic. I'd like to think this is a glitch in the Ranger magic - Matt says Trinket will live as long as Vex lives, yet Galdric's Ranger is an unliving sort of Champion to the Raven Queen. So... does that make him immortal, too? I hope it's this and not a deliberate immortality on the RQ's part. Why the Raven Queen would deny this guy some rest is beyond me - babe you're all about death being okay, yet this wolf has already outlived his natural lifespan (likely by several times depending on when Purvan died during/after the Calamity)?

I really, really love the idea of him taking an interest in Wolfe de Rolo just because a) funni name matches b) it's a fun Raven Queen connection just. right there, outside of Whitestone, waiting to give Vex grey hairs.

I think he resents the Raven Queen. A lot. Again - her service killed his master, had him buried with him, had some new punk wearing his owner's clothes, killed this kid too, and now it has him living alone near Whitestone. He can't even pass and rejoin Purvan. He's a *wolf.* A wolf needs his pack and yet he's alone but for the ravens.

He's absolutely taken up chasing them once more. I hope he's his own power, now. Not a minor idol subservient to her, but his own thing.

[teenwolf--imagines]

Imagine Scott being nervous to talk to you at first

[hildagirl99]

Little-Howling-Wolf

Part 3

"Oh my god! My god! It's time!" Penny wrote, arriving with towels.

"Well, start pushing and breathing at the same time!" Said Bill, positioning himself behind Lorelei, holding her arms and her head on his lap.

"This position is very bizarre." Said Lorelei while blowing.

"It will be easier for you! Come on! Shoot, undertaker!"

"Don't call me like thaaaaaaaaAAA !!" She screams as she pushes.

30 minutes later, the baby had finally arrived.

"Oooh how pretty you are! Like your mom!"

"Aaah ... is ... is she a girl?" Lorelei asks, out of breath.

"Hehe, nope! He's a boy! Well done Darling! We have a male in the family!" Penny replies, hugging the newborn, very happy.

"A boyyyy ?? I have a son !! Yeehawww!" Writes Bill, overjoyed.

Only Lorelei just smiled nervously. Maybe her child's gender didn't suit her? She did not choose.

"Take him! It's wonderful!" Penny said pushing the baby into her arms.

"Hello, my son!" Said Bill, stroking his hair.

Lorelei was content to look at her son, without any emotion.

"You must be tired, we will take you to the bedroom, otherwise you will catch cold." Said Penny trying to get her up.

"I join you! I will warn the valley that we have a son!" Bill writes running outside the cemetery.

Instead, he heads to the barn to tell Aiyanna the good news. He stops abruptly when he sees the half-wolf child in front of the door, scratching.

"You followed us? What are you doing here?" Bill asks this one.

The child responds by tilting his head, determined to enter the barn. Once the door is open, he runs towards Aiyanna.

"The kid followed us! Did you know?" He asks.

"Yes, he can't do without me." Aiyanna answers, laughing nervously.

"I have good news! I'm a father a third time! And he's a son!" Said Bill, eyes bright with happiness, hopping on the spot.

Aiyanna didn't know what to answer. She loses her smile.

"Hide your joy, hehe, aren't you happy for me?"

"Yes Yes…"

Bill calms down and doesn't understand why she barely reacts.

"Aiyanna… I understand that it makes you sad, you are forced, despite our love, to have a child with someone from your tribe…"

"Ya ... that's not it." She said with her head bowed.

"So what is it ?"

"Bill, I have something to tell you."

She takes the time to formulate her sentence well.

"You see, Tanka ... he's my child."

"Yes, I should have known. But it doesn't matter ... nothing about us ..."

"It's yours too." Said Aiyanna cutting the end of her sentence.

Bill remains frozen for a few seconds. Did he hear correctly?

"Oh ... oh ... wait, hehe ... is this a joke?" He said laughing nervously.

"No Bill… he's our child. Your son." Said Aiyanna holding Tanka by the shoulders.

Bill breaks down, not believing a single word. Tanka looks at him, intrigued.

"Ate? (* Dad)" said the child who spoke for the first time.

"No, no, no, no… .. it's impossible." Said Bill holding his head, half-pulling his hair.

"You and me! We didn't do anything! We just slept together that night! You must be wrong!" Said Bill, panicked.

"Bill, we did it. Everything went so fast ... You were telling me so many beautiful things ..."

"Give me the details! Stop it, you are delusional!"

"How old are your daughters! Two years old? Do the math! You'll understand it's true! I haven't slept with any other man! Only you!" Aiyanna writes, fearing Bill's reaction.

Bill understands it's true. It meant that their son was born long before the one he had with Lorelei. He realizes that he is the father of not 3 children, but 4!

"Tell me it's a nightmare… it's not true! I have 4 kids now! Oh but wait! When you said in your letters that you were sick, it meant that you were pregnant at the time ? " He asks, on edge.

"Yes… I'm sorry." Aiyanna responds, sheepishly.

"Sorry? Is that all you can tell me? But he's our child! Have you ever actually migrated?"

"No Bill… I was pregnant at the time, I didn't want you to worry about me, and… I was afraid of your reaction. I wanted to take the time to raise him before you could meet him . "

"You were planning to hide me for how long I had a son? 3 years old? 10 years old? I was worried dead! I waited several seasons to try to see you again and you always had an obstacle! You wanted keep me from seeing our son? " He said, furious.

"No !! It was not my intention, believe me! But on the other hand, it is the truth that the whites want us to leave our lands! And I need you!" Said Aiyanna crying.

"What does this have to do with our son and your deportation?"

"Bill… I'm sorry I hid it from you… I didn't know how to tell you, and your reaction to the present moment makes me think that you would have reacted badly! And that you would think that I would have made you a child in the back! "

"No, I never would have thought that about you… he asked for nothing, he's here. I was worried about you, because I love you. Said Bill, calming down.

"There is no point in getting upset, we will find a solution." She said, drying her tears.

Bill sits on a haystack, his head in his hands.

"But what will I say to Penny and Lorelei… I lied about my departure, and in addition I have another child…"

"One lie can lead to another. The best thing is that you tell them everything, an avowed fault, half forgiven." Said Aiyanna coming to his side.

"I have no choice ... should I also say that you are there with the little one?"

"The best, yes. And now." Said Aiyanna.

Bill had no choice but to face up to his responsibilities. He leaves the barn with Aiyanna and her son in their arms. His throat tightens as he approaches the door.

"Bill? Did you warn everyone?" Penny asks far away, in the bedroom.

"Yes ..." he replies in a small voice.

He heads for the bedroom, Aiyanna behind him, they walk through the door together.

"Aiyanna? What are you doing here? What a surprise!" Exclaims Penny.

"Precisely ... I have a few things to say to both of you."

"What stupidity you still invent ..." mutters Lorelei, exhausted.

Aiyanna shows herself with Tanka in her arms.

"Girls ... I ... he's my son." Said Bill tactfully.

"Sorry ??" Exclaim Penny and Lorelei.

"Since when do you know?" Lorelei asks, frowning.

"Lorelei ... I ... let me explain." Empty Bill.

After several explanations, the letters between Aiyanna and him, the false excuse, Aiyanna pretending that she is sick, all this was hard to hear and accept.

"Again! You lied to us !!" Howls Lorelei.

"Lorie… I knew about it, Bill told me not to tell you anything, so that it wouldn't worry you about your pregnancy." Said Penny trying to calm her down.

"He didn't do anything serious ... he just had a child with me, I hid him for 2 years." Said Aiyanna.

"Now you end up having to assume 4 kids !! How do you plan to do it?" Lorelei asks, still upset, at the same time, her son started to cry.

"Don't yell, baby ..." whispers Penny.

Lorelei sighs while taking her son, trying to calm him down.

"Oh… he is wonderful, like his mother. What is his name?" Aiyanna smiled when she saw Lorelei's son, hoping to calm the argument.

Lorelei looks at her son and says.

"Emil Aaron Undertaker. He will bear my father's first name in his memory." She said dryly.

"Hey! Didn't we say we'd choose the first name together?" Ask Bill.

"Maybe ... but I decided on my own."

To be continued...

Part 2 :

[maydaymadier]

party line-ups because I feel like rambling sometimes

The Cool Patrol (level 14), current location: The Shadowfell

- Thrain Brokkrson, dwarf druid (circle of the moon), moral compass/tired dad, wants to be the very best (crafter/blacksmith) like no one ever was, from Jorheim (specific location unknown)

- Fannar Morthos Freyr, devil’s tongue tiefling warlock (archfey, The Good Fellow), stole all the bard horny from the bard and wants to become an archfey himself so he can break his pact while keeping his power very endgame though, for now he’s cool with maintaining his pact, youngest prince of an elven kingdom, from Jorheim (Kolbak/The Frozen North)

- Odaviing Stormfang, platinum dragonborn sorcerer (divine soul), his dad is the President of Bahamut and he McSucks my guy, just, a lot of Bahamut stuff with this guy, from Tutapul (holy capitol of the world)

- Norman Alfred Hubert Mann, human* bard (college of swords), Just A Normal Human Man Nothing To See Here Aside From The White Feathers For Hair And Glowing Golden Wings He Summons And The Lairon He Summons To Crush Things With The Fall Damage It Inflicts, from Elysia (specific location unknown)

- Isorropia, half-elf ranger-cleric (revised, horizon walker; grave domain), demigod child of Hades, takes it upon herself to hunt down undead, this is non-negotiable, has an uncanny, inhuman presence to her, from Elysia (presumably, specific location unknown)

- Dratini, gold dragonborn fighter (battlemaster), fought in a war and started adventuring after that (we killed his ex from that war, we didn’t realize who he was but we got in big trouble for that bc he turned out to be the Champion of Nemesis), STRONG BOYYYY!!!!!, has a ruby demon arm, currently missing, from Elysia (presumably)

The Amen (level 5), current location: Camelot

- Thing, half-elf cleric (tempest domain), raised by wolves, taken in by a shitty Odin Temple, killed them/ran away and wears their tattered robes over her armor, retains some of the wolf habits, hates organized religion, just here vibing with Thor, doesn’t like High Priest Stormfang from the Bahamut temple, prefers to work with High Priest Talrin from the Pelor temple.

- Gawain, revenant half-orc fighter (eldritch knight), yes that Gawain of Arthurian fame, died in a crusade bc he got wrecked by Rhongomyniad and was brought back 20 years later, is trying to find the dude that killed him, DEVOTED to the Lady of the Lake, only one of the party that’s interested in converting people, highest INT score of the whole group

- Reverence Langstrom, tiefling paladin (oath of redemption), has died twice before and brought back his mysterious god no one else seems to have ever heard of, *slaps Reverence on the head* YOU CAN FIT SO MUCH GUILT IN THIS BAD BOY!!!, married to another (now retired) adventurer, no memory of his past before waking up from the second death, still feels guilty about the shit he did before though (why he took redemption oath)

- Crow, elf rogue (homebrew subclass with warlock spells), She Stab, She Sneak, She Obliterates That Poor Hooligan, got in league with The Clasp, dug up a bunch of dirt on High Priest Stormfang, very creative with her use of Minor Illusion, currently missing

Barnes and Nobles (level 3), current location: on the road in Elysia

- Tactum Barnes, tabaxi bard (college of lore), only child, parents worked with white collar businesses to help them expand, travelled a lot growing up, inspired by the stories they heard while travelling to become a bard, wants to make accessible/widely available books, very well-dressed to give a good first impression, met Nobles in back in Celestial 101 (and thought he was cute), has the cart and mule we use to get around, is very particular about who is allowed to drive the cart.

- Tarot Nobles, tabaxi wizard (school of enchantment), youngest of six, casually religious bc grew up worshipping Iris with his family, enthusiastic, earnest, and frequently socially oblivious, was a teacher’s pet and didn’t realize it, inspired to become a wizard when he visited a magical shop (Morpheus’s Mystical Mercantile) at a very young age and was so blown away it stuck with him, went back to the shop when he was accepted to the school to tell the proprietor (Mr. Morpheus Devries) that he inspired him and they ended up striking up a friendship/mentor-tutor type prelationship, his hat is his a Hat of Wizardry, he can use it as an arcane focus.

[jmespottuh]

❛  if there’s one thing the gods love, it’s tragedy. with wings that burn and boys who fall. ❜

* ╰   brandon arreaga  ;  17 ;  he/him  —— wow, james potter sure has changed. i guess he is feeling isolated from the other gryffindor members. guess you can’t really blame them. i still remember them being so charming & incisive now they just seem dependent & inexorable.  guess being a  pureblood isn’t helping matters much either.  i’m hopeful though. they’ll be just fine.

links: pinterest, stats character parallels: bellamy blake ( the 100 ), shane madej ( buzzfeed unsolved ), jake peralta ( brooklyn nine-nine ), stefan salvatore ( the vampire diaries ), scott mccall ( teen wolf ), steve harrington ( stranger things )

james henry potter ( named for two his two grandfathers, maternal and paternal respectively ) was born on april 4th, 1960 to two of the most loving parents a child could have.

fleamont and euphemia had been trying for a child for years. they’d been together for basically all of time, having been that typical good-looking, well liked couple in hogwarts that everyone always just assumes will get married ( spoiler alert: they did ), however had had to postpone kids due to fleamont’s brief stint as a professional quidditch player for eight years following their graduation. after that, they would try every month for a child, and after many years of disappointment, eventually gave up. it was during this time that fleamont developed the sleekeazy hair potion which only added to their immense wealth. 

finally at age forty-one, they were surprised with the arrival of james. obviously, they saw him as their miracle child, and as such he was pampered and completely spoiled from the moment he was born.

i cannot stress enough how much this spoiled upbringing shaped james into the person he is today. if you’re wondering why he was ever an arrogant prick, it’s because he was always used to getting absolutely everything he ever wanted. he grew up with money, he grew up with fame and with every bit of attention he could garner, and so it was really no wonder he was a bit of an asshole by the time he started at hogwarts.

obviously, james had a pretty cushy childhood, and as such, shit didn’t start getting real until he started at hogwarts. 

it took all of three seconds for the hat to sort him into gryffindor, and i guess you could say he pretty much considered himself to be the gem of the house. he was the absolute epitome of a gryffindor, basically considered him the poster boy and all but expected everyone to love him.

really did not help his ego to know that everyone did.

in typical sterotype-gryffindor fashion, james hated slytherin. he had always been taught growing up that purists were basically the root of all evil, and his father had had no qualms in lumping all these people in with the house of the snakes. james and his friends took a particular disliking to severus snape almost immediately for the poncy way in which he seemed to believe he was superior to all for his intelligence and his house status, and this dislike only grew when lily evans was tossed into the mix, too.

for basically the first four or five years of hogwarts, james really was that stereotypical arrogant asshole that he’s often made out to be. he always got everything he asked for, he was incredibly popular and incredibly intelligent, he had the most amazing friends and his eyes on the most amazing girl. he was set!! shit was good!!

shit was not good, though. definitely was not.

despite having known of remus’ furry little problem since second year, things didn’t really start to settle in james how awful it was until third or fourth year. he hated seeing his friend in pain, he hated that he couldn’t help, and so he rallied the boys to put into action their worst plan yet!!!!

becoming animagi!!!!!!

it took fucking forever, obviously, but by the end of fourth year they did it!! we stan icons

except then in fifth year shit hit the fan again in just, like… so many ways

first, it was the whole severus ‘mudblood’ situation. honestly, james was absolutely furious. he’d always hated snape but this just made everything 1000 times worse. even if it had happened to anyone else, he would have been fuming. but for it to have happened to lily like… yikes. 

this was also a horrible time for james though because lily rejected him for the thousandth time. like, look, what a yikes thing to think when she was just called a mudblood, but frankly he was sick of being rejected and he was sick of being the asshole who kept pressuring her so that was the breaking point — he gave up on her. 

and tbh, he changed a lot from here on out. grew up!! became a better person bc he saw how horrible snap was and decided he was sick of horrible people!! saw, recognised and acknowledged that just bc he was hot and intelligent and rich he wasn’t always going to get everything he wanted ( see: miss evans ) and just generally learned that oh shit the world doesn’t revolve around him!!!

oh and then there was that whole thing with sirius and snape and remus the werewolf and ohhhh boyyyy…. that infuriated him. 

he loves his bros so much and y’all know he would die for them, but to see his friend abuse remus’ pain and suffering for his own gain was heart wrenching. it just pushed him further to pull him in line, to realise that not everything was about games, or petty rivalry, or ‘ getting the girl ’ — life was heartache and mistakes and it was never going to go the way he wanted it to.

now look, this isn’t all to say that james is now a super strict, super intense, brooding weirdo. he’s still a bit of a child, and he’s still a bit of an arrogant prick, but ultimately what wins out is his morals — every time. he wants to lead the world to a better place, without war and without hate, he wants everyone to have the same opportunities he had as a kid and he wants nothing more than for blood purity to be eradicated.

get that shit outta my house!!! gross!!!!!!

now in his final year, james is always flipping between taking his role as head boy deadly serious and turning it into one big game of mischief. he’s still a marauder at heart, after all, and has definitely abused his power sometimes for the benefit of fun and games, but when it comes down to it, he can be very strict and lowkey paternal. the leader really just…. popped right outta him, it came to play and it came hard, and really you’d think he’s minister for magic with how serious he treats it sometimes.

i hate him.

the disappearance of one of his best friends, one peter pettigrew, landed james to flop pretty fucking hard on the side of seriousness. once you spend months without knowing where your best friend is, thinking he’s dead, you’re bound to start to lose a bit of that which once made you smile. it was this piled on top of what james had already been feeling which led the head boy to start finding ways he could join the revolution within the walls of hogwarts --- it’s been bloody hard but james is determined to make a difference, to make sure no one else he loves suffers in a war that they never asked to fight in the first place.

anyway here’s some fun facts that didn’t fit up top

james is a lot less intense with his hatred for slytherin’s. he has come to recognise that not everyone from that lifestyle is going to be the same, not everyone who grew up a certain way or was sorted into a certain house is going to think with a deadly mind, and while he’s still a bit wary, he’s a lot more relaxed about it, especially as head boy ( gotta at least pretend shit’s fair !!! )

he’s very dependent as in like… boi cannot go a week without his friends. he is used to having people to bounce off, that’s always the type of leader he has been, and as much as he would probably be amazing at anything on his own, he’s never really tried. too scared!! i hate him!!!!!

super unforgiving. like, if you have gotten on his bad side…. i’m sorry. it is going to be very difficult to return from there. his moral compass is pretty black and white, you’re either good or your bad, and if you’ve done something he considers bad well sucks to be you, i guess. sorry not sorry.

takes his quidditch very seriously tbh. so many people have told him he needs to be a pro like his dad, but he’s like haha fuck you i know what i wanna do ( hint hint: he wants to rule that goddamn auror office, make that shit far more efficient then he thinks it is now ). but srsly, he’s so intense abt the game and it really like… idk gets him in the zone, keeps him level-headed in amongst all this chaos. 

he’s smart. i guess. straight a’s and shit idk. just very naturally intelligent, finds everything he does easy, like.. really is that asshole who is just good at everything he does.

[shenanigans-academia]

End of Season 3

Last one! Then I’ll shut up until October

Episode 51: Moving Into Dorms

•”I won’t make you worry, Mom” Izuku don’t life to your mother like that

•”She reminds me of my predecessor”

“What why?”

“It’s the hairstyle” All Might asbsjienb

•I LOVE THESE KIDS SO DAMN MUCH

•I genuinely just want like a spin off of the kids in the dorms. Like them just being super powered teenagers living together and being KIDS like. Please. Living with all your friends with powers? What could go wrong...? Think of the shenanigans

•Aizawa laying down the hammer wow

•I. Love. Kaminari. Jirou leave him alone

•BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA I LOVE THEM OKAY

•Kirishima is Best Boi

•Uraraka falling over from shock the entire time and Iida freaking out is so cute

•MIDORIYA’S ROOM IM CRYING

•Tokoyami’s is badass leave him be he tried so hard

•Mineta no

•Leave Ojiro alone he’s comfortable

•Kaminari’s room is literally any teenage boy room. I knew at least 4 guys who had a room almost exactly like that lmao

•I FORGOT KODA HAD A BUNNY

•The girls are outnumbered. Hate when Mineta’s right

•Bakugo is such an old man he’s already asleep I love a sleepy sad Boi

•Mineta:”I knew I’d get in trouble if just I suggested seeing the girls dorms now I have people to back me up!”

Todoroki:”I’m over it”

•Honestly Kirishima’s isn’t that bad y’all are just mean (except you Uraraka you get it)

•”If I found out my boyfriend had a room like this I’d dump him” HAGAKURE WHAT THE HECK

•Shouji... honey. Your bed isn’t even made. And they thought Ojiro’s was plain

•Okay Sero’s is cool “yup that’s me, always the wild card” god I love you

•Todoroki’s is so cozy

•Sato is so. Sweet lmao we need more of him

•Jirou is so punk I LOVE HER

•Hagakure. So. Pink

•Mina. So. Hot Pink

•Ojiro is so polite he’s so good

•I need Momo’s bed

•LMAO SERO WRAPPED UP MINETA WHEN HE WAS BEING PERVY WE LOVE TAPE BOY

•YEAH SATO WON

•Intervention time

•Tsuyu is so pure she deserves so much

•YALL MADE TSUYU CRY IMMA FIGHT

•KIRISHIMA APOLOGIZING AND SAYING HE WONT MAKE HER SAD AGAIN WARMS MY HEART they’re all so pure

Episode 52: Create Those Ultimate Moves

•Mido forgetting he was in the dorm is kinda cute he’s like wait this isn’t my room at home

•”That’s 2 questions. Calm down” Iida it’s too early for this and Aizawa is a tired man

•Everyone’s so intense. Then Mido is just like...I can’t move my arms what the fuck do you want from me

•”How can I fight with these damaged arms?” Well everybody told you NOT to break your bones, Deku

•ALL MIGHT HAVING A TEACHING FOR DUMMIES BOOK IM CRYING

•Lmao they just blew up Midoriya

•Nobody:

Mido and Uraraka: BOOOOOOBS

•”I’m Tenya Iida, the man you tricked into to being a walking billboard for you at the Sports Festival!”

“NEVER HEARD OF YA” Hatsume has no chill

•Hatsume doesn’t know personal space lmao

•”My quirk is in my legs you mad woman” Iida is done

•AND MIDORIYA JUST REALIZED HE HAD LEGS LMAO

•Mido is so soft for his mom’s costume I love it

•Bakugo is literally trying to kill somebody

•”If I’m so worried about using my arms then I’m use my LEGS” what happens when you break your legs again honey THINK

Episode 53: The Test

•Gotta protect those stupid red shoes

•I live for Kami’s choker. But Kiri you added sleeves. But still. No. Shirt. Honey

•Tsuyu’s hair up is *chef’s kiss*

•The girls talking about boys like regular teenagers I love it

•”ITS A BOY ISN’T IT IS IT MIDORIYA OR IIDA YOURE ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH THEM WHICH ONE IS IT” Minaaaaaaa lmao she doesn’t mess around

•Cue Uraraka watching Deku lmao “it’s not it” SWEETIE YES IT IISSSSSSS

•Inasa is Iida x1000 and with WAY too much caffeine

•Erasure is too emo for love lmao

•”Think about it Erasure, if I was your wife your future would be a life of constant laughter”

“That sounds like a legitimate nightmare” god I love this grumpy man

•I do love Joke and Aizawa’s “friendship” if you want to call it that lmao

•IT’S DEKUS TWIN

•”This charming pretty boy is going to steal our girls” You’re right Kaminari he is

•”Please date me”

“Shut up” I’m both Ms. Joke and Aizawa

•Aizawa has so much faith in his class he’s like I’m not worried about my little shits just watch

Episode 53: Shiketsu High Lurking

•JIROOUUUUUUU

•”PROTECT THIS PERV” Mina is my favorite 1A girl I’m not sorry

•Shindo is slutty Deku and I love him

•I am the commentator wow

•”I don’t know why but I’m actually getting pretty excited about this” of course you are Midoriya you big quirk nerd

•”In order to help others you have to be able to take care of yourself” DEKU SAID SELF CARE

•”Midoriya what is this enviable situation you fight yourself in” Serooooo why

•We’re gettin some good Sero content thank god

•Lmao there’s a ninja school

Episode 55: Class 1A

•Todoroki is. As you say. A Badass

•Inasa:”Wait what were we talking about!?”

Poor Random Kid:”I don’t know. You just came up and started talking...”

•This is literally Anime Hunger Games

•Shouji holding Tsuyu is. So pure

•SHOUJI YELPING AND TURNING AROUND WHEN MOMO OPENS HER SHIRT TO USE HER QUIRK HES SUCH A GOOD RESPECTFUL BOY

•The power group we don’t deserve: Momo, Jirou, Tsuyu, and Shouji

•KAMI AND KIRI FOLLOWING BAKUGO MAKES ME SO HAPPY they love to annoy him and it works but they work so well together love Bakusquad

•GOOEY KIRI IS GROSS LMAO

•Aizawa basically saying Mido and Bakugo are the leaders who help the class work better the most and that he’s honored to teach them is PEAK

Episode 56: RUSH!

•Sooo Shindo’s a sneaky bastard I see

•”THIS IS WHY EVERYONES TERRIFIED OF YOU YOU’RE WAY TOO HARDCORE” Kaminari’s right and he should say it

•I need more Baku and Kami interactions tbh

•”Those ugly ass gauntlets of his” love sassy Kami

•DEFEND BAKUGO SQUAD IS AIZAWA/KAMI AND KIRI YES I LOVE MY BOYS

•Oof Mido takes no prisoners

•It does suck that if you don’t pass the Provisional License exam do you just never get your Hero License? Do you only get a set amount of times you can take it?

•Iida has grown so much

•Bakugo knows your secrettttt

•Jirou says fuck Kaminari lives lmao

•GO CLASS 1A ALL OUR KIDS MADE IT

•Aizawa shut up you big softie lmao

Episode 57: Rescue Exercises

•Sero why are you starting shit lmao

•Kirishima and Kaminari following Bakugo just because they want to is my favorite

•Momo stopping Uraraka from acting too quickly is great leadership skills. All these kids have what to takes to be heroes they work so well together and in situations like these I love these kids so much

•Shouji and Mineta are a good team because Shouji keeps Mineta in line and I appreciate it

•The fake bystanders are hilarious

Episode 58: Special Episode: Save The World With Love!

•All Might and David Shield (GAY)

•Bakugo why are you like this

•Midoriya is a giant softie romantic and I fucking love it

•All Might as a villain is just funny he gets so into the roll but he’s also just a bad actor lmao

•Mic needs to tone it down but he’s so funny

•I like Cementos a lot and Midnight is an A1 actress go her

•All Might running away and shattering the kids idea of love is so fucKING FUNNY LMAO

•Nice way to set up the movie

•UNLCE MIGHT

•GAY

•The timeline of this episode is throwing me off tho since this is before Midoriya moves into the dorms

•DadMight and Deku family vacation SO CUTE

•”You are the real heroes” THEY’RE SO PURE HOLY SHIT

Episode 59: What’s the Big Idea?

•Bakugo you need to calm down babe

•Gang Orca came to play damn

•Todoroki and Inasa are so chaotic together oh my god

•Gang Orca is just like what is up with these damn kids

•”It was a shock to meet your father because when I looked into his eyes the only thing I could see was an insatiable anger aimed at the entire world” imagine being raised/trying to live with that hatred, Inasa

•Lmao Todoroki triggered Inasa into not coming to UA. Endeavor loves ruining kids lives doesn’t he

•TELL EM OFF MIDO

•Inasa is so. Weird

•”Why didn’t I remember him? He’s so loud and obnoxious” You were so blinded by hate for your father that you were literally blind to other people in your way sweetie

•LMAO JUST CHOKE A CHILD THEY’LL GROW STRONGER

•Highkey love Shindo ngl

•Team Work Boys come on

•Ojiro my fuckin BOYYYY

•OHHH TSUYU THATS MY GIRL WE LOVE POWER MOVES

•Love Hair Dude

•Gang Orca’s actually impressed wow

Episode 60: A Talk About Your Quirk

•Mido passed yesss All Might Jr lol

•Bakugo and Todoroki. Whomp whomp

•B:”Let me see it [review of the exam]”

Kiri:”Ahh how about you worry about yourself”

Kiri’s like please don’t kill me

•Sero:”Hey looks like I’m pretty great at this” I love you Tape Boy

•I love how Iida just picks Mineta up by his cheeks and takes him away from people when he’s being too much lmao Dad Mode Activated

•Inasa and Todo are such an interesting dynamic. I haven’t read the manga but I know the make up exam happened recently and their interactions always make me laugh

•Kinda forgot about Toga but there were hints that it was her the whole time so it’ll be cool to actually meet Camie later on

•Holding his Prov. Hero License:”I have to show my mom and All Might right away” Izuku I love you precious boy

•oh my god One For All shut the fuck UP

•”I won’t be dying any time soon. Especially not by Shigaraki’s hand” if that is foreshaDOWING IM GONNA CRY IT BETTER NOT BE HIROKOSHI

•”We’re gonna have a talk about your quirk” I’m ready to CRY

•Kiri sleeping is so cute I love his hair down. And Iida sleeps stiff as a board I’m laughing reminds me of a friend of mine

•Bakugo please just. Breathe

Episode 61: Deku VS. Kacchan, Part 2

•MY FAVORITE EPISODE YALL

•Kacchan Hon, Deku doesn’t live just to get in your way in life believe or not

•Bakugo DEFINITELY kinda planned on killing Midoriya AHH

•”Why hurt each other when we could just talk things out?”

Bakugo tries to blow him up instead

•The flashbacks are killing me they were so small

•Bakugo’s voice cracking while talking about his anguish and self blame? That shit HURTED

•When he yells like this he looks like a feral wolf oh my god Kacchan

•Kacchan needs a hug. Too bad he doesn’t understand being comforted by other people. So instead Izuku KICKS HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD WHAT THE FUCK

•Feral Bakugo has been Leveled Up

•”Our relationship to one another is completely screwed up” Oh really Mido what made you think that

•These kids wanna fuckin die

•”It’s obvious you’ve always looked down on me even when we were kids” Bakugo you are a BIG DUMB BLIND BOOMY BOY

•Okay but the animation tho???

•”All Might was my hero but you were the one ACTUALLY IN MY LIFE” WHEN I SAY I SOBBED

•When Bakugo’s crouched and ready to strike, Me:”MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE”

•A wild Gremlin is loose Aizawa and All Might come get your kids

•FUCKIN KO BOI

•lmao whoops never mind

•my favorite MHA ship? Bakugou and Therapy

•ALL MIGHT YOU LITERALY JUST WATCHED THEM PUMMEL THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER BRUH

•Bakugo blaming himself for All Might’s retirement? Kill me

•”Sometimes I forget that you’re children” apparently everybody does THEY’RE 15/16!!!

•”Don’t you dare lose again” you are. So confusing

•Baku’s little exhale tho he had so much weight on his shoulders this poor boy

•”If this secret ever got out, people will wonder where the power went. You idiot why did you tell me about it before” Deku’s like I can’t win with him lmao

•THEY’RE PROPER RIVALS NOW I LOVE 2 IDIOT CHILDREN

•Aizawa with his hair in a ponytail and black V neck tho? Oof when I say I love a man...

•Aizawa is done with this class and these 2 problem children in particular lmao

Episode 62: A Season For Encounters

•My boy Twice

•”Your face makes me want to puke” you get used to it rando villain dude...or noT DABI NO

•Dabi. Babe. Bruh. What the fuck

•Twice and Ectoplasm have similar quirks...TODOROKI WHERE ARE YOU

•Overhaul. I’m gonna hate you so much I can tell. Especially for Season 4 I KNOW YOU you creepy Plague Doctor Asshole

•Kirishima trying to comfort Todoroki is adorable

•MONOMA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS LEAVE PONY GIRL ALONE DON’T DRAG HER INTO YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

•SHINSOUUUUUU “looks like he’s bulked up a bit since the Sports Festival” my boy gettin BUFF since he knows Midoriya could’ve killed him if he wanted to lmao

•Kami playing with Ojiro’s tail gives me life

•...You ain’t nothin but a Hound Dog Lmao

•BIG THREE. BIG THREE. BIG. THREE. MIRIOOOOOOO

•God I love Present Mic

•Sero and Mineta are asking to die I swear

•IIDA CALLING MIDO “HOUSE ARREST” AND DOING A FUNNY VOICE IM CRYING I love sassy Iida where has he been

•The first time I saw the scene of Mirio sticking his head through stuff to scare Mido was on Tumblr before I watched MHA and I was CACKLING AND CONFUSED

•The broccoli head was strong in that frame

•THE. BIG. THREE. AHHHH

Episode 63: Unrivaled

•Sometimes I forget how fucking gross Mineta is. Then he opens his mouth and it all comes flooding back

•”He didn’t do that great a job at the Sports Festival last year. Definitely left a strong impression” being buck ass naked will do that lmao

•I relate to Amajiki Tamaki so. Fuckin. Much. I feel you sweetheart

•LET! SHOUJI! TALK!

•Kaminari you dumb

•”The futures gonna be!?... Awful” Wow. Mirio gets it

•Tamaki if you could get off the wall you could do what Mirio’s trying to teach these kids I love an anxious boy

•Big Tough Boi Kiri is both badass and soft I love a Rock

•Aaaannd Mirio traumatized a bunch of kids with his dick. Mostly Jirou lol

•Aizawa your whole class was just murdered by a wild naked man

•Mirio has a baby face TinTin but is fucking JACKED

•”I tried to make it so that you didn’t see my willy. Sorry if you did” Mirio you’re so cute I’m going to bawl in Season 4 I’m not ready

•Mirio walks so funny

•...who the fuck is Sir???

•Kiri bringing Baku his trash: “Sure I’ll take it!”

Anybody else bringing Baku their trash:some kind of aggressive phrase

•Oh, you. I heard about you. I know what happens to you... this is gonna hurt, huh?

Whelp that’s the end of my rewatch. I can’t wait for Season 4! Is it October yet???

[ask-artsy-oncie]

Artist Insecurities ™

Oh boy, they’re griping and groaning about their shitty art, oooohhh boyyyy.

Eh, I kinda have a reason? I guess… just because…

This is going to effect the art I sell.

It also just worries me I guess that my art hasn’t really been selling? But I know a lot of that is going to change when I hugely update my shop to be more consistent in quality and have more of a focus. Like I get it, it takes a little while to get on track yknow? My shop can only improve, I gotta start somewhere of course.

But ehhnn…

Mkay to fully explain this, I need to explain something else, first:

I have a uhm… goal? Desire? Dream? Of making a comic about Poppy, Branch, and the Snack Pack, yknow, human au so it was at least slightly original. More or less a slice of life, series of short stories kind of comic. But like…. I wanted to base it off of the werewolf!Branch au. Why? Mostly because even though it’s basically just an extension of the human au, it would help separate it a little more and make it feel a little more original. Also because the concept of some monster characters here and there feel interesting, something I think would be fun to explore as a series as opposed to a story where everyone is human by default, with characters like Rani and, well, let’s just say Cloud Guy is a little too… strange to be left as a human character, feh… plus a lot of the scenarios for the coffee crew were based in the werewolf!Branch au, too….

So yeah that’s the uh… that’s the explanation as to why all the shit in my store references this AU if it need be. All the products with Branch and Brooke and Puzzle have wolf ears and tails because if this.

But uh…

….yeah…. that’s just the issue.

…

I genuinely don’t know anymore if people’s reaction to the overabundance of wolf!Branch stuff is “oh, eh, okay” or “this is really cool!” Or…

Or this

Uhm… yeah…

I mean, this AU was pretty well received when I first toyed around with the idea, but that was months ago and, well, things change and audiences change, and my audience has changed slightly, as I’ve noticed

But I really worry that maybe this slight change killed the interest in this AU anyone really had… ehn…

Mostly at this point my major concern is that…

That this whole idea is way too…. WAY too self indulgent. As in, I’m the ONLY one interested in this idea, and trying to make something of it would be a fruitless idea, because literally no one else not only cares about, but even wants to see in their peripherals. Like I constantly worry I annoy people, I know I have that anxiety, but this is one of the worse fears I have regarding that anxiety. That I’ve poured all this love into something that no one else will want to see, that will annoy other people.

Like, babbling on and on about something you’re passionate about only to have people to either say “please, shut the fuck up!” or even just think it.

Idk… what do I want… validation? L m a o It’d be nice but a legitimately unfair and stupid thing to ask for. No, please don’t sent me pity or shit.

I think what I wanted was to just say this and have people know I think this… I’ve been feeling this for a really really long time, and I’m tired of vagueing and crying about it listelessly, because I know that’s 10× more annoying. I know what’s bothering me, and now I finally want to say it properly… or at least… to the best of my ability…

So… I… yeah, I really don’t know what’s gonna become of this comic idea… and I don’t know if maybe I should remove all the traces of this stupidly self-indulgent au from my store.

If I want any response to this, I guess it would be just that: would you guys prefer if I just nixed everything regarding it and just stick to the human AU designs from now on? I really do care what you guys think, because of course I’m selling this stuff….

….

….

…yknow?

[niovitheviolin]

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I was tagged by @kazoomajor ~Thank you :)

Your last 1. drink: apple cider 2. phone call: my boyfriend 3. text message: my boyfriend, asking which gamer chair he should buy lol 4. song you listened to: Mogwai - i know you are, but what am i 5. time you cried: this morning

Have you ever 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: yes 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: lmao yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i wish the answer was no buttt

3 favourite colours: purpled, black, blue

In the last year have you 15. made new friends: I don’t really think so 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: yep 18. found out someone was talking about you: lol yeah 19. met someone who changed you: yes 20. found out who your friends are: i kinda knew 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: does my bf count? :P

General 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: pretty much all of them 23. do you have any pets: yeppp 24. do you want to change your name: nah, makes me remember my grandma 25. what did you do for your last birthday: got a ‘’surprise’’ party and a nice cake with small violins made out of chocolate , stayed at home with my friends and watched a movie 26. what time did you wake up: 9 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: probably playing ‘’habits’’ by tove lo on my violin because for some reason after 11 pm i get the urge to practice?? 28. name something you can’t wait for: death lol joking, maybe my trip this september 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 6 months ago and idk when im gonna see her again so 31. what are you listening to right now: Soap&Skin - Cry Wolf               32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: im pretty sure i have 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my headache 34. most visited website: Tumblr and youtube 35. hair colour: reddishh 36. long or short hair: kinda long 37. do you have a crush on someone: yep, peter quinn from homeland lmao 38. what do you like about yourself: my good taste in music ? 39. piercings: ears and nose 40. blood type: i have no idea 41.nickname: i dont think i have one 42. relationship status: in a long term relationship 43. zodiac: capricorn 44. pronouns: she/her/they 45. favourite tv show: oh boyyyy OH BOY there are just too many?!? 47. right or left handed: left handed 48. surgery: not yet 49. sport: volley i guess 50. vacation: paris (the freakin catacombs oh god i have to go there before i die), london, egypt and so many other places honestly 51. pair of trainers: black flats tbh

More General 53. eating: hmm vegan pizza with pineapple 54. drinking: i mostly like ciders, sparkling wine and some cocktails 55. i’m about to: watch an exploration video on youtube 56. waiting for: nothing special really 57. want: for things to go right for once in my life :) 58. get married: big no 59. career: criminal profiler

Which is Better 60. hugs or kisses: hugs 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller 63. older or younger: older 64. nice arms or nice stomach: nice hands and im hooked 65. hook up or relationship:hookups are fun but so are good relationships i guess and also i am into a long term relationship so relationships it is 66. troublemaker or hesitant: My anxiety makes me go from one to the other in .52 seconds (im gonna leave @kazoomajor‘s answer because boy is it true for me too)

Have You Ever 67. kissed a stranger: yEAH 68. drank hard liquor: oh yeah 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: haven’t lost my glasses which is super awesome 70. turned someone down: yeah, multiple times 71. sex on the first date: yeah that happened 72. broken someone’s heart: so ive been told 73. had your heart broken: i dont think so 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yeah 76. fallen for a friend: not really

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: ha hha hahaha 78. miracles: no 79. love at first sight: yeah 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: yeah i guess 82. angels: no

OTHER: 83. current best friend’s name: whats a best friend and where can i download one 84. eye colour: hazel 85. favourite movie: too many lol

I tag @artichoke-my-heart @itsaviolathing @violapianolife @viola-and-chill @in-the-key-of-f-major  please pass if you don’t want to do it

if you see this and like this feel free to do it because honestly i dont know who to tag so yeah :P

[gorsime]

ill delete this soon

bad cop hogwarts au

@pouncival

points to cover: houses, prefect stuff, meetings, classes, Naughty Stuff, other cats, pets, life after hogwarts, quidditch >:((, HYDRATION, teachers, uhhhhh and anything else i can think of

HOUSES: rumples a gryffindor. the sorting hat took about three seconds. alonzos a hufflepuff even tho his family have always been ravenclaws and he desperately wanted to be a gryffindor, he cried after the sorting ceremony also: jenny is huffpuff head, skimble is p much hagrid, jelly is raven, gus is gryffdor and grizabella is slytherin,,, headmaster deuteronomy lmao

PREFECT STUFF: alonzos a prefect. Obviously, i mean come on. he takes it so seriously,,, hes already dating rumple when he becomes one and she delights in the fact that he can sometimes b persuaded to let her go with a warning bc yo thats what u get for fucking a prefect,,, once she wanted to get in ravenclaw tower and she didnt know the answer to the riddle so she was like "LONZYYY I HAVE A RIDDLE THAT I NEED TO FIND THE ANSWER TO FOR HOMEWORRKKKKK" and hes a library fiend so he spent like an hour looking it up and then he told her and she was like "ok thanks im going off 2 ravenclaw tower now" and he was so distraught he took ten points from hufflepuff for helping her. the other prefects Donut Understand their relationship ghdkhgd bc mungo and rumple r worse than fred and george but eventually it gets to the point where they catch her doin some rulebreaking and shes like... do u seriously feel like dealing with me so they just go get alonzo. she gets drunk on firewhisky one time and he takes her back up to gryffindor tower and spends ten minutes trying to get the fat lady to let her in but the fat lady is annoyed and refusing and it goes like "rumple tell her the password" "nooOooOoOooOo" "do you know the password" ">:3c" "rumple teLL HER THE PASSWORD" for another half hour and eventually gives up and decides to wait for the next gryffindors to come along and let her in but the next one to come along is mungo and then its twice as bad when alonzo becomes head boy (munk is the year above them) he cries, and rumple opens her letter like I GOT HEAD GIRL??!!!!????? and hes like. What. and shes like hehehehehe just kidding who the fuck do u think i am,, also. prefects bathroom. he ends up letting her find out the password and then shes constantly in there and then Somehow (i wonder how) mungo finds out and then they have to change it before the whole school knows,,, oh my god the other prefects tease him so much and at first hes like eh..heh...yeah but after a while hes like fuck off please, stop shittalking my girlfriend to me, and he gets a wee bit defensive about it so they give up especially in their final year when hes head boyyyy

QUIDDITCH: OKAY so alonzo wanted to play quidditch as a seeker bc ofc he did right?? i mean theres so many rules. such nice uniforms. but he never made the tryouts bc he wasnt willing to take the risks needed to get the golden thingy (also, vitiligo, hes got autoimmune shit and he has 2 b careful w his health),,, rumple however. rumples grown up loving the harpies and desperately wanting to be a beater. then she meets mungo and the two of them are fucking terrifying beaters, they are So Good, its honestly the only reason why gryffindor hasnt lost the house cup every fucking year, them helping win p much every game kind of balances out all the points they lose for being shits lmao,,, we had a thought that she gets hurt sometime in a game, and alonzo is. so terribly smothering he brings in all his books to study by her bed in the hospital wing and takes notes for her and is way too cautious after that and begs her to stop playing and she just. Looks at him. :| anyway she does eventually become quidditch captain nyehehe and so shes captain, hes head boy, they are a glorious power couple,,, the nerds love alonzo, the delinquents and sportheads love rumple, together they are So Respected,, it also means she gets actual access to the prefects bathroom which changes very little except for how sneaky she has to be to get in

MEETINGS: okay so in true hogwarts au fashion they first meet on the train as first years,,, rumple: hi can i sit here (she says as shes sat down) are u muggleborn im a halfblood alonzo: im from an old wzarding family my name is draco malfuck you rumple: wow u sound like an asshole. what house r u gonna be in. im gryffindor alonzo: me too rumple: u dont seem like one alonzo: you do :// rude fuck. this is my owl her name is aegolius im pretentious rumple: cool name. this is my cat her name is gwynog GO HARPIES alonzo: ive never had physical contact with a living thing in my life can i pet her rumple: sure alonzo: soft anyway after they get sorted they never talk again. End Of Au. jks but forreal they dont talk for years until they get their electives and theyre partnered in care of magical creatures and finally talk again and it goes like rumple: hey youre that kid who cried at the sorting ceremony alonzo: rumple: sup somehow the whole Falling In Love part is the one bit we havent really talked about but it happens and its cute

id also like to add that alonzos parents are an old italian wizarding family but they pride themselves on being chic, modern wizards who incorporate certain muggle things, mostly fashion, his mums a fashion designer, so all his clothes are beautiful and tailored and more Modern than most,, ANYWAY they also Want The Best for him and when he tells them who hes dating (A HALFBLOOD RAISED AMONG MUGGLES??? A GIRL BEATER???? LOOK AT HER SCHOOL RECORDS DARLING SHES A DELINQUENT!!!!!!) and they refuse to let him stay at her house or let her come over,,, until he writes home one day like. shes captain of the quidditch team what more do u want shes going to do it professionally) and theyre Sporty Folks who are So Fucking Into Quidditch and by this point theyve realised that she's not turning him into a Bad Kid so they finally accept her

CLASSES: ive forgotten like all of their classes kmn anyway alonzo wants to be an auror. thats all he wants. thats his ambition. so he studies his ass off from day one and gets perfect grades and is a model student. rumple is. perhaps not. just think fred and george thats her and mungo, shes a terror but somehow she still manages to pass everything through an annoying natural talent. alonzos kind of hellbent on making her get good grades and they spend much of their time in the library, hes in there Every Day, he pretty much has a reserved table, rumple sits around practicing jinxes on any unfortunate passerbys and trying to pester him and/or make him kiss her he loves presentations, hes so good at them, he prepares for weeks and then the entire time rumples in the back of class making Naughty Gestures. he chokes on his water when she does presentations theyre short but shes really charismatic so he just kind of sits there staring at her like an idiot because gosh she has a nice voice rumples a pro at brooms obviously, alonzos Hella Nervous on them, he has the best and safest model, she offers to give him private lessons but really its just an opportunity for dick jokes what can u do. he gets her a really good really SAFE and fast broom for christmas one year bc what else does a rich boy get his girlfriend who kicks ass at quidditch which brings me to

NAUGHTY STUFF: kittens look away! look for like. a full three months hes like Im Not Having Sex At School Its Against the rRULES!!!!!! and rumples like. well then we either abstain until we graduate or we can do it at your parents place and. No. The Horror. he changes his mind very quickly. they happen to stumble across the room of requirement a few times when.uh. the need is great. u know how it goes. im also gonna go out on a limb and admit that alonzo is rather fond of the Luxury Baths in the prefects bathroom and rumple is very good at catching him when hes in there and enchanting the door or some shit so nobody disturbs them :-)) this is from one of those hogwarts au headcanon posts but i love it, he gives a presentation on sex ed and shit (lets pretend hogwarts is better than it is) and rumple sits in the back asking the worst questions and inside he wants to scream u KNOW what that is we did it last nIGHT

other cats: yes ok here we go. in their year is misto, victoria, admetus, mungo, coricopat, tantomile and im sure im missing people here, year above them  is munk, tugger, deme, bomba, cassandra, macavity (???!!!???) and everyone else is younger by a year or two, also worth mentioning is etcetera being rumples younger sister and theyre adorable and lovely etcetera for president of the world munk and cass or deme are probably head boy and girl of their year,  cass is dating tantomile, bombas dating demeter, alonzo has the biggest crush on munk as well (optional polyamory for u fucks) (worth saying that the reason rumple went to sneak into ravenclaw tower was to see victoria btw),,, alonzo and victoria are head boy and girl of their year, and probably jemima andddddddd idk maybe g eorge fuck me man idk admetus is another prefect, so's tantomile tbh,,, id say victoria but she wants to focus on her studies

PETS: alonzo has this beautiful eagle owl, scariest of all owls, her name is aegoleius (pronounced ay-JEE-lee-us) it means bird of prey and he adores her. shes beautifully trained. rumple has a kitty that im personally in love with who is basically rumpleteazer as a cat lol shes a calico but her name is gwenog after the famous beater of the harpies <33333 eventually they'll get another cat thatll be a suspiciously familiar black and white patched triangle shorthair named Faolan (sorta like FWAY-larn) even tho it means little wolf because he thought it sounded cool and he read it in a book and thought it was pronouned faow-lahn, honestly they probably end up getting a whole ton of cats

LIFE AFTER HOGWARTS: WOO im excited for this bit. okay. so. alonzo wants to be an auror. hes spent his whole life training for this. he immediately applies after graduation and gets in and starts his rigorous three year training process. in the meantime rumples gone into professional quidditch, and shes really really good at it but shes like.... this isnt fun anymore. bc its not just a school game anymore, its a professional sport, and what do u mean u cant jinx the opponents!!!! so for a while she just helps him train "ok so if you walk like THIS and use this charm your footsteps will be totally silent blah blah boh my god i should be an auror" and hes like. You. want to be an auror. and shes like. Yup. and its a damn good thing he was so obsessive about her getting good marks bc her newts are good enough that she can apply. they do a criminal record check, but mind u that altho rumples done naughty stuff, shes never actually. Been Caught doing anything particularly bad. so her record is somehoW CLEAN and she gets in. its a miracle. "what did you do. who did you blackmail" "i sucked every single aurors dick lonzy" "HOW DID YOU GET IN" "EVERY! SINGLE! DICK!" but hes also really really prouD AND THAT MEANS THEY CAN HELP EACH OTHER TRAIN!!!!! cue training montage. rumple pulls a tonks and coasts thru a lot of it rlly easily and almost fails some but they both eventually graduate and become aurors and work together and she covers her trenchcoat in patches and he keeps asking if he has to wear his because sweet jesus it is ugly ITS BROWN, and at this point his parents r more than content with rumple lmao, anyway they live together in a lovely little house that is kept in perfect order, rumple enchants EVERYTHING to talk, its cute, fucking domestic shit yes please

HYDRATION LOL look this isnt even important but alonzo is so deeply into that health shit. he only eats dark chocolate, and most importantly he fucking loves spending time in the kitchen with jenny. she cooks, he makes custom face masks, and also infused water. so much infused water. he has different """recipes""" and he always has a bottle of lovely chilled water with fucking apple and ginger and lemongrass shit in it that he made the night before, and since rumple fucking hates drinking anything thats not tropical sunshine punch fruit juice he constantly is trying to figure out a recipe of infused water that she'll drink becUSE ITS NOT HEALTHY RUMPLE!!!!!!!! YOU NEED WATER, but she thinks its disgusting and eventually he gives up and carries a bottle of juice with him in case he sees her because its better than nothing,

yeah ok im,,,,, i assume there will be more to come but for now this is what u get