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[yanderemommabean]

I see your inbox is open again, wohoow! I wanted to ask if you couldn't write one more scene of yandere nyarlathotep. I read that first scene of him chasing the reader to the hospital and loved it. Could you write something more? Maybe smth more intimate, showing a little darker side of him?

He’s a true god of chaos, one who waits for no one and will never give a second for mercy. He has no reason for what he does, no rhyme or explanation, he just revels in what he can make and loves the fear that comes with it. 

And, to indulge even more in that sweet taste, he has chosen you to torment. Now, he isn’t entirely heartless! He just wants to see every expression you can make, every breathy moan you can create, and he wants a little someone to relish in the mayhem he brings. You bring him so much entertainment, such rapturous chaos is created when you’re around him, he can’t let you go! 

And he won’t. 

His entire being has no explanation, how can you expect one from him on why he chose you? He just did, and that’s no longer his problem to ponder on! It’s yours. 

You’re cowering in the bed, covers childishly pulled up to your face as you tear up and silently beg for some sort of help. It’s a delicious look, making him hunger for even more turmoil-but in a more sensual sense, this time around. “You know more than anyone else, you aren’t being saved. Why try? I have to say it’s rather endearing that you assume any hope is left when I have my sights on you”. 

He slithers in beside you on the hospital bed, grinning maliciously as he causes the scenery to change again, seeing your mind bend and waver even more to try and keep up. “How cute- you’re still trying to make sense of all of this, aren’t you? I suppose that could be one reason I latched on. You always try to defy the impossible, and make peace in a place that deserves none”. 

You keep your mouth shut, not wanting to - and being incapable of- protest and beg towards the God. His fingers walk up your arm as he continues to grin, loving the goosebumps and hairs standing on end as they reach up your neck and cup your face. “You probably know how cruel I tend to be…It’s adorable, really, that you think you can try to reason with me. But I must say, I wouldn’t hurt you, not after all the work I’ve put in during this chase”. 

He gently wraps his fingers around your neck, tilting your head up to face him as he gently adds more pressure. “That’s right, give me those brilliant eyes! Listen to me, and listen well” he begins, pressing his forehead against yours with a look that seemed almost soft, loving. If it wasn’t for your knowledge of who he was, this would seem sweet rather than demented. 

“You belong to me now. I don’t plan to hurt you, rather, I plan to have you enjoy chaos with me. But if I have to, I won't hesitate to break your mind down again and again until you see just how wonderful sheer mayhem can be!” he nearly laughs, eyes wide and manic as he forces your face closer, his lips just a touch away from yours. 

“You’d better agree, little one, or this entire game can restart. I never show this much kindness. You should feel grateful I’m giving you a chance to agree to my terms, considering how you handled our last little chase”. 

You let your tears fall as you slowly nod your head, shuddering when you feel his tongue lap up the droplets sliding down your cheek. “Good..such a good little human for me. Giving me such good tears to taste as well! Why, I’m honored to be the first to taste you in such a manner”. His lips connect with yours, his thumb pressing against your jaw to force your mouth open. 

Nyarlathotep, the god of chaos and mayhem, son of Azathoth, was sticking his tongue inside of your mouth. Claiming it, tasting it, savoring it. 

The levels of fucked up this had become surpassed the mental turmoil you had just faced, and the weight of the situation is crushing. He owns you, and you have no say in the matter. Even if you didn’t agree, he wasn’t going to allow you to be free. You were his toy, his plaything, somehow seen as a lover. 

A possessive snarl grabs your attention, causing you to tense up in preparation for possible pain. “Oh, you poor, scared little thing. Assuming I’m so heartless i’d hurt you outright like that? Oh dearest, I plan to break you down in many ways- but nothing that barbaric. I said I wanted a lover didn’t I?”. 

You numbly nod your head, scooting away subtly as he only stares and waits for you to speak. “I-I mean…I guess-but you-” you stammer, feeling your heart race and slam against your chest. Your mind was becoming hazy again, your eyes darting around the room as it began to spin once more and cause you to feel sick. 

The man shifts forms once again, a smile still plastered on his lips. “I suppose you need more time to recuperate before you can truly handle me. We’ll continue this discussion when you wake up again, darling”.

(I hope this was ok! I wasn't in the right mindset for full smut, I apologize! -Mommabean)

[entishramblings]

The Most Unpleasant, Defective, and Abominable Incident [Fili X Reader]

A.N: so imma throw myself under this bus.....this was requested like a year ago....

Request: anon — hey your most recent story is awesome, i’d like to request too pls, a Fili x reader where they’re actually each other’s One but haven’t yet come to realize that, but Thorin has just secured an arranged marriage for Fili with a neighboring dwarven kingdom, so said reader and Kili decided to pull one of the most elaborate tricks to make Fili snap and admits his feelings out of jealousy wohoow

Pairing: Fili x Reader

Summary: Fili has an arranged marriage with a neighboring dwarf kingdom. Kili plans to make Fili realize his feelings for (Y/N)

Word Count: 1,297

Warnings: jealousy, lil angst-ish

(gif not mine)

MASTERLIST | AO3

(Y/N) strutted through the vast halls and caverns of Erebor with Kili at her side. The two mischievous pranksters were sneaking about the dark corridors with one mission: avoiding Thorin.

Three days prior, the two had orchestrated what one would call a mishap with feathers and honey. It was meant to be just a tiny prank gifted to the King Under the Mountain, but it turned into the most unpleasant, defective, and abominable incident to ever grace the dwarven halls. So much so that it was whispered about constantly for many days to come.

Thorin, of course, knew who the culprits were but he had more important matters to attend to—not that anyone was aware of that, not until now that is.

Kili and (Y/N) dodged the eyes of the stern dwarven guards and quickly made their way to spy on the one they were hiding from.

It was here when the secret that the King had tried so hard to keep was revealed.

Through a small crack in the stony wall, the throne room could be seen—well, some of the throne room and only one person at a time that is.

(Y/N) shoved Kili with her hip. “Move! I can’t see!” She whispered.

The young dwaro prince stumbled away as she peered into the meeting taking place between Thorin and the older prince, Fili.

(Y/N) could make out Thorin sitting upon his green tinted throne and Fili before him. She let her eyes linger on the Prince for a moment, for she could not resist the urge to do so. The way the flickering light of blazing torches reflected upon his skin made his features glow. Every freckle, every crease, every hair upon his beard—each detail seems to reflect the beauty within his soul. It made (Y/N)’s heart scream out for her to break free from this undercover ‘mission’ and run to him—to tell him.

But that was not the outcome of the moment, for stinging harsh words bellowed into her ears.

“Fili, you are to marry a princess of the Broadbeams for their kingdom in Belegost are great allies and we need to solidify that relationship.”

No....no...

The breath that pasted between her lips seemed to be stolen as pain edged itself into her heart. She couldn’t breath, she couldn’t think, she could move. Every single sound around her drain out of the world and fade into nothingness.

She staggered away from the crack while the silence of shock infiltrated her mind.

This could not be happening.

(Y/N) could not stop the tears that weld up in her eyes. They streaked down her cheek as quickly as an dwarven axe would strike an orc. She could not stop the shakes that took over her body. They hammered into her soul and shattered whatever was left of it.

She could not stop any of it.

She could not stop the pain.

As the world was in a daze around her, she could vaguely make out Kili gripping her shoulders and speaking to her with concern. Yet, she could not hear him or respond for that matter.

The only thing that was real to her was her heart breaking like glass.

Kili must have dragged her to his room for when she regained some of her senses, she was sat upon his bed as he paced in front of her.

“We can stop this, (Y/N). We must! I know how you feel for Fili and as much as he hasn’t admitted it, I know he feels it too. What if we—“

(Y/N) interrupted him, shaking her head. “Kili, there is nothing we can do.”

He stopped his pacing as he stared at her with bewilderment. “Surely you do not mean that, (Y/N)?”

She lowered her head and quickly wiped away a crystal tear that had dared to escape.

“What is done is done, Kili.”

The dwarf’s brows creased together. He wouldn’t let this happen—he couldn’t let this happen.

.....

The neighboring dwarf kingdom arrived in Erebor soon after the announcement of the betrothal was made. Grand parties and a fabulous wedding were planned and organized. Erebor was bustling with business and excitement to say the least.

But not all of Erebor.

(Y/N) had been avoiding those socializations for she could not bare it. However, Kili had convinced her that she must come to at least one event for the simple reason of: ‘Fili needs to see what he’s missing.’

So she did.

(Y/N) clothed herself in the finest silk of the dwaro race and dressed her neck in the shimmering jewels of her home. It was not very often that she presented herself in such a way, but as Kili said, ‘this was a special occasion.’

When she entered the vast ballroom, which was decorated in the light of the most brilliant torches, she could feel every eye bush upon her.

Kili had been standing next to his brother and the eldest Broadbeam Prince.

“Who is that?” The visiting dwarf exclaimed.

Kili smirked for his plan was going well. “That is (Y/N), a close friend of mine. Shall I introduce you?”

He nodded and Kili began to lead him towards (Y/N), sending only a short glance back at his brother.

Fili, of course, stood as still as a deer blending into its surroundings. His lips were parted and his eyes shown with confusion, anger, frustration, and jealousy.

He did not want this aberrant stone-licker dancing with his (Y/N).

The older Prince swallowed dryly at his thoughts.

His (Y/N).

Those words rang in his head as he witnessed this Broadbeam Prince swing her around on the dance floor. Her lips, as flush as a raspberry, curved into the most dazzling smile. Her laugh sung into the air like early morning birds chanting their songs. Her body swayed with his, like a river running deep.

A murky, polluted, blackened river, Fili mumbled under his breath in irritation.

The Erebor Prince pinched the bridge of his nose before taking a giant swig of his ale. What he was about to do next he sure as hell couldn’t be sober for.

He took once last glance at (Y/N) and his jaw clenched tight as burning furry pooled in his chest.

Fili marched up to his Uncle, who was standing with the Broadbeam royals, and spurted out words he could never take back. “Uncle I cannot do it. I cannot marry her.”

Thorin’s plastered smiled melted and his eyes grew wide as the conversation between the group silenced.

“Aye, my nephew must have had too much to drink!” Thorin attempted to cover.

Fili shook his head, “No, what I speak is the truth. My heart belongs to another.”

With that he turned on his heel and made his way to the dance floor. He cut into the dance and snatched (Y/N) away from the wrong dwarven prince.

“Fili—“ She exclaimed with a rough gasp.

He shook his head and spoke quickly, “No, please let me speak. If I do not say this now, I never will. I cannot marry that Broadbeam girl.”

She interpret him with a frown, “Why not?”

Fili shook his head as his ability to use words dissipated from his skill set. Instead, he grasped the sides of her face and yanked her form against his. Without any hesitation, he kissed her. It was a forcefully kiss. One of heat, anger, jealousy, and regrets. He should have done this years ago and he knew it. (Y/N) did not mind his passion though, for she met it with her own. Their lips moved together like the dance of the wind—the murky river long forgotten.

Now this—this was what Thorin would now claim was the most unpleasant, defective, and abominable incident to ever grace the dwarven halls.

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[weird-plumbob]

i don’t know how isabel will keep carlos’s “romantic adventures” under wraps when he’s literally wohoowing in the middle of the street

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[rogeresbagdad]

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[resharris]

hello .. im back .huh hu huh  I just created a website containing all about the comics that I made, BLHDNK COMIX. so go ahead jump to https://blhdnkcomix.com/ and buy my stuff!  wohoow~

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[selgomezturkey]

Favourite Selena Gomez songs?

wohoow i guess my first question ımm let me think, this is so haaard for me but LOVE WILL REMEMBER, LOSE YOU TO LOVE ME and i've listened to a lot these days: SHE

Sorry i couldnt decide :(

[anoniemus]

Wohoow als je zou weten hoeveel moeite dit me kost

[bengalibadeliyim]

"Seni topuk sesinden tanıyorum" Dün yaklaşık on kere duyduğum cümledir kendileri, topuk sesimden bile tanınıyorum wohoow

[indewar]

Ja douchen en aankleden is al gelukt😆. Straks op de fiets VVV waardebonnen rondbrengen naar mensen die dat verdienen. Daarna mee om mogelijk een auto te kopen hier in het dorp. Ik mag proberen af te dingen. Dan klussen in een opknaphuis. Dus ik ga maar eens beginnen. Veel succes met jouw activiteiten 👍

Wohoow drukke dag dus. Succes ermee en vergeet niet te genieten! 

[theonedulquergirl]

WOHOOW

Bittersweet Victories

She made me a Blue necklace, And called it the Storyteller In honor of all those times When I feasted on her brain With a liberal seasoning Of romance, drama, tragedy And unfulfilled loves.

Also, railing against injustice Weeping for Jyoti and Asifa, Clutching at pages from the Torah And the Geeta and the Granth Sahib. Praying for a savior like Baahubali Or Captain Kirk or Superman Ignoring Wonder Woman Because she couldn’t be real Not in our world Not where the Storyteller Was made by a ghost.

She was flesh and blood My very own heroine Come to life beyond the men Flexing their muscles And clanging their swords in All the four directions.

She repaired the world with soft kisses and deftly beading fingers low, lilting singing on a tenor ukulele bread baked with raisins in it and conversations that lasted until 4:30 am, for two hours in between waking up and leaving for work.

We were neither sisters nor lovers No, God Forbid! We were that and more We were that and less Interspersed with chaste kisses, We found a paradise we couldn’t enter. But our daughters will… Inshallah.

India, the country I come from, has finally decriminalized Homosexuality. It is a moment of joy. But also a sobering realization of what it took to get here. 

[leaschneeworel-honduras]

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Hallöchen alle miteinander! 

Den flug hab ich super überstanden! wobei 1 stunde fürs umsteigen in zürich recht wenig ist, dafür 17h in miami recht faad und lang sind^^ war aber eh voll okay und ich hab halt am flughafen am boden geschlafen wärend die ganze nacht nachrichten auf CNN über Trumps neuesten Unsinn gelaufen sind :) Keine angst ich war nie ganz alleine und es war auch nie dunkel oder creepy :P Am zweiten flug hatte ich dann dafür ca das halbe flugzeug für mich alleine :D

Ich hab jetzt die erste nacht in meinem riesen großen bett in meinem riesen großen zimmer verbracht und ich liebe das haus hier :D Meine gasteltern kommen am montag. daweil ist nur mein 28jähriger bruder eduardo hier und von 8-15h die haushilfe Conchita :D Die macht frühstück und putzt und was weis ich was und sie ist mega nett und eher familienmitglied :)

Ich bin heut schon seit 4 uhr wach weil schas jetlag (schreibt man das überhaupt so? O.o) und geh jetzt dann mit eduardo mal so nützliche sachen wie shampoo einkaufen weil das natürlich nicht in meinen übergewichtigen koffer gepasst hat :P 

Oh und der innernhof ist meeega und da sitz ich jetzt grad auch und zeichne :) 

Morgen fahr ich dann mit den 7 anderen austauschleuten in irgendein kaff ca 40 minuten von hier und wir kriegen ne basic einschulung und blabla :)

mehr gibts jetzt mal nicht also byebye

[rogeresbagdad]

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[bollywoodbombshells]

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