#woah u homo

[scentedashes]

My sugar daddy<3~

Lumine x Arlecchino!

Lumine POV

Sugar daddy!Arlecchino Sugar Baby!Lumine

18+ MDNI !!

NSFW

Hey homos, i am back with sesbian lex to feed yall (I did not get arles weapon)

You were just scrolling thru tinder, while you found this handsome woman.. You saw she was finding a "sugar baby" You hopefully thought she'd be a good one to get money from.

You instantly swiped right, a few minutes later, you got a notification text from her.

"Hi there, Lumine was it?" She texted.

"Yes! Arlecchino am i right?😊" You replied with an emoji.

"Would you mind to meet up on a date? I'll pay."

You giggled and answered yes. You went to stalk her profile and saw she was a CEO of a company called "House of the hearth".

A few hours later, you arrived to the restaurant you guys planned on meeting. It was a very fancy and expensive one, you waited for a minute and saw a Limousine park infront of the road.

"Woah.." You said, amused. You saw a red silhouette get out of the car, it was a woman dressed in a black and red suit.

"Ah, Lumine." She reached for your hand and kissed it. "My apologies for making you wait, may we find a seat?" She said flirtingly.

"A-ah, y-yes!" You stuttered from the sudden kiss on your hand, a writer then approaches both of you.

"Welcome in! Please follow me as i will take you both to your seats." The waiter seats both of you to a window two seated table. "I will be your waiter for tonight, may i get both of your orders?" You both than order, the waiter then leaves.

"I say, your very beautiful when met in person, Miss Lumine." She smiled, you blushed from the random compliment. "Why thank you, Lumine can do fine!" You responded.

A few minutes later, the waiter comes with the food. "Would you guys care for wine?" As they held the wine bottle,

"Sure." Arlecchino replied,

"And you miss?"

She questioned "Sure" You said.

The waiter then poured both of you guys wine. "If theres anymore needed just call me!" As the waiter left.

"Are you enjoying the food?" Arlecchino mentioned as she cut her steak. "Don't worry about the payment, i'll take care of it." She takes a bite of her steak,

"Yes, and its very delicious! Thank you for paying for the meal. I really appreciate it!" You took a spoonful of mashed potatoes.

Arlecchino giggles, "You're very adorable.." She smiles at you, you get flustered and more red from the compliments shes been giving you the whole night. "Say, why not spend the night with me today.. You saw my bio, am i right.. "

You choked on your food. "U-uhm, well-" She coughed.

She then laughs. "The spots yours Baby.." And gave you a napkin. Of course, if you want to take it, there would be a deal..

You wondered.. "Deal?" Questioning and wondering what the "deal" was.

"Why yes, i pay for everything.. While you pay it back with your body.." She said, looking at you. "So, Lumine. Would you take the deal?"

You knew she was rich and could buy you everything.. It wouldn't hurt, right? "Thats all? Pft- Why not..!" You said nervously.

"Good to hear that.. Your first payment will be tonight for this meal, is that a deal? I'll give you a preview on what you'll be doing every night after every purchase you bought with my card.." She smirked. You gulped, wondering how she'd be tonight..

After both of you finished your meal, she offered a hand and made you enter her Limousine. "Please, step in M'lady." Opening the door for you to enter. You entered her car and sat quietly, her driver already waiting behind the wheel, she sits next to you. She caresses your right thigh and said "My, you have soft thighs.. I wonder if it'll hurt when i mark you up tonight.." And smiled, through the ride she continuous to caress your thigh the whole ride.

"We have arrived, Miss Knave." Her driver said, the driver then got out the car and opened the door for Arlecchino, she gets up and opens your door.

"W-why thank you.." You get out of the vehicle. Arlecchino then bows and once again kisses your hand.

"Follow me.. You remember that you'll have to pay for the dinner i payed, am i right?" Offering her hand waiting for you to hold hers so she can lead you to her room. You gulped, a few seconds later, she leads you to her mansion, the butler opening the door for both of you. Once you both entered her maids bowed once they saw her enter the door. "Follow me to my room now.." She leads you upstairs to her room, all themed with dark red like a blood colour, her bed all neat and color black. "Don't worry about the others hearing us tonight.. My rooms sound proof, Darling."

"So, uhm, what will we be doing?.." You questioned..

"Oh its obvious darling.. You'll be my sex toy every night you spend my money in exchange.." She begins to wander your body with her hands, "Your body is so perfect and petite.. All pretty, fragile, and soft.. I wonder if me giving you hickeys and bite marks will ruin your pretty body.." She bit her lip, already wanting to start. But she wanted to tease you more, wanting to put you in the mood for the long night you guys will be doing.

"Well i could say that's a compliment.." She places a hand on your right cheek, she suddenly kisses you. You couldn't reject it, she was a great kisser.. "A-arle" You sneaked as she kissed you.

"Yes?" She pushes you to her bed, making you lay down. "You're so beautiful.. I can't wait to dig into you tonight.." She kisses you once again, slipping her tongue.. "My.. You taste quiet lovely, do you taste more lovely down there? I wonder.." She rips your dress off, making you only wearing a bra and your panties..

"H-hey!" You angrily shouted at her, your dress was a prized possession! (Brokie)

"Don't worry darling.. I'll be buying any dress you'd want everyday.." She bites your waste, making you moan. "Such cute noises.. I want to hear more of it.." She goes lower until she reaches your thigh, "God i just want to give you marks to know your owned by me.." She then of course, does and leaves hickeys on both of your thighs. You moaned quietly, whimpering from the bites while covering your mouth. "Don't hide those cute noises from me now.." She grabs both of your wrists and presses it down the bed, making you unable to cover your little moans. Once she held your wrists, she began to tease your folds..

"Nnnh.. A-arle..!" You whimpered, she smirked while drawing circles above your panties.

"Wet already? I might just have the best snack of my life.." She lifts your bra up making your boobs spill, she also ripped your panties. (Sharp ahh nails, good luck handling her fingering) "Oh i can't wait to dig into you now.." She played with your boobs using her right hand, while she licks your clit. You moaned from the pleasure you were getting, you were wet and wanting her to insert her fingers or even a strap in you already. "Cum for me Darling.." As she inserted two fingers inside your pussy.

"A-ah.. hah.." Your body trembled as you came all over her two fingers. She pulls out her fingers and begins to lick it, not wasting one bit of your cum.

"You're so delicious.. I want more of you.." She opens a drawer full of sex toys and a box tied with a ribbon.. "May you open this?" She smirked and gave you the box. To your surprise, it was lingerie clothing.. All white and thin, showing most of your boobs and skin.. "Surprised? Come on, put it on. You don't want to be a bad girl for me, right?"

With a gulp you went to the bathroom, you slowly wore it and peaked again in the box. It was a butt plug with a crystal heart at the other end. Your body flustered seeing the clothing and plug, you left the bathroom while wearing the lingerie clothes she gave you. When you peeked outside you saw her putting all the toys you guys will be using the rest of the Night..

"You look so beautiful in that dress dear.. I can't wait to ruin it.." She saw you were hiding something behind your back, you were holding the butt plug, trying to hide it from her. "What's that you're hiding?" She questioned.

"Nothing, don't worry!.." You worried, while nervously hiding it.

"Don't lie to me.." She peaks behind your back, "Oh, a butt plug.. how convenient!" She smiled, "Come here.." Patting the spot next to her, "Lay down on your stomach on me." She took the butt plug from your hands and you followed her orders. "Naughty girl, trying to hide it hm? How about we make use of it and not hide it now.." She adds lube onto the plug, and slowly inserts the butt plug inside your ass.

"N-nnh..!" You whimpered, you never had anal before. But it feels like she'd be doing all two of your holes the whole night. She finally inserts the whole butt plug inside of you,

"Good girl.. We're just starting, I hope you're ready for how I'll be the whole time." She spanks your ass making you yelp. "Now, lay down the bed while I take care of you, my doll." You lay quietly on the bed, pretending not to see the sex toys next to you, a few moments later. She took out her strap, it was 5 inches.. Maybe you could handle it? "Hm, since you're just starting.. I'll give you the smallest one out of the straps I have.." It was bright red, with black being the core color.

"Be a good girl for me and I'll give you all your wishes.." She teases the top of her strap on your clit, making an up and down motion. She wants you to be wet and ready to take her strap all on. You groaned from the teasing, giving her signals to put it in already. "This won't hurt.." She thrusts half of the strap inside you, you moaned and screamed. Tears came running down as she thrust it fully in you.

"You're taking me so well.." She thrusts slowly but begins to progressively get faster and faster each thrust, your pussy swells from the constant thrusting of her strap. The pleasure was great, but your pussy wasn't in the best condition. She went faster and faster each time she put it in, all you could do was moan, and whimper. Your eyes, filled with tears while you grabbed on her back, even though your nails hurt her. She didn't mind at all, your eyes were in the back of your head at this point, it was a surprise seeing how rough Arlecchino was.

"A-arle! F-fuck...-" You hit your climax, your body trembled while she breathe heavily. Her strap, still inside your pussy. She suddenly slowly pulls out her strap,

"You took me so well." She bites your neck making you moan, "Are you ready for another round?" You slowly tried to shake your head saying no, but it didn't work. "Too bad darling, I already planned to start a new round." She positioned you into a doggy style while aiming at your ass. "Hm, I forgot you still have your gorgeous butt plug on.." She removes it, a *Plop!* Sound. You groaned from the sudden interaction in your ass, "Now.." she aimed her strap on your ass, hope you're ready again, princess."

She puts in the tip in your ass, "You're so tight.." She thrusts it in slowly, taking her time while you whimpered. It was your first time taking anal, same as having sex that is. "Both of your holes are so tight, i cant wait to stretch it everytime." She smirked and slaps your ass, you groaned while she continues thrusting in you. You groaned the whole way, until she inserts it fully in you. "You're eating my strap so well, Darling.." She thrusts slowly but surely, trying to make you get used to it. The whole time you were just groaning and whimper, even it was slow, you were begging her to go slowly. Her eyes focused on your back, she suddenly grabs your waist and begins to thrust faster. Every thrust hurt, but was amazing. You couldn't get enough of it, "Enjoying? What a slut." She thrusts faster and faster while your tears rolled down your chin, you were practically screaming her name every few thrusts. "Who owns you?"

"Y-you do! A-ah!" You screamed while she thrusted fast.

"That's right, i do." She went closer to your neck and bit you, making you yelp more. Her mouth wonders your waist while she gives you hickeys all over, at the same time thrusting in and out of your ass. It was painful, but enjoyable. "God, You're such a slut for me."

She finally stopped after seeing you hit your climax once again, "The bed sheet is all wet.." She slowly pulls out the strap out of you, your whole body, shaking while your ass and pussy twitched from the thrusts she did all night. She kisses your forehead while you lay down the bed, "Have rest now, my love.. There will be more tomorrow." She said and tucks you in bed, your eyes rested the whole night.

THE END!

Thank you so much for reading, if you liked it please leave a like<3

My apologies for being dead..

😭 (I need commissions since i need 100 dollars for a new pc)

[lycankeyy]

Anyway if that art is making you wonder what Dearest's Deal is in funkycule good because it's another situation like Alucard's backstory where under normal circumstances you're not supposed to think about it too hard but if u put it in my emotionally charged character driven ass au you go woah hey what the fuck actuallyBDMAHDKAJD

So it's been established that demons Aren't evil they aren't even really "supernatural" to an extent that they're just a subspecies of humans that has more innate access to magic than homo sapiens do. That being said Dearest is Fucking Evil lol has been for a long time. Got to where he is today by manipulating people and murdering his competition. He knows he's fucked up everyone who knows him personally knows he's fucked up. But he did it all to have adoring fans which he now has.

And then he has a kid who isn't the brightest but she's extremely loving and forgiving and basically his biggest fan. Having regular fans is one thing but having a person on the inside who is constantly showering you in praise and sees no faults in you is even more of a drug to Dearest. So he puts as much time and energy into maintaining this as he can. He becomes a stay at home dad and spends all his time with his daughter, making absolutely sure she stays exactly the way she is for as long as he can

So this is why he's so hostile to anyone she has contact with outside. Both the risk of a romantic partner taking her away from him but also generally having Any contact with "normal" people runs the risk of her realizing that she's been treated extremely horribly her entire life. I made a joke a while back about how it's a very rapunzel-like narrative but honestly I've doubled down a lot on that since then. Fc!GF is Rapunzel coded /silly

[nsharks]

GOD I'M NOT UR STRONGEST SOLDIER WHEN IT COMES TO GHOST BEING SWEATY AND INTENSE AT THE SAME TIME 😩😁👊🏼💥💥💥

Woah there I didn't realize there's more survivors that as resourceful as Ghost is, it's just my Theory perhaps that Man is also part of military but not the branch(?) As ghost 🤔🤔🤔

BLUE'S MOM MENTIONED AGAIN FELLAS, WE GATHERING INFORMATION ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO OUR BELOVED KIDDO BLUE 👁👄👁💙💙💙 I bet I'm prettier than Blue's mom //jkjk I just wanna be sassy

AYYO????? GHOST SUBTLE (Obviously not subtle imo) FLIRR OMG RAAAHH SOMETHING IS RISING IN ME BUT IT'S NOT MY WILL TO SURVIVE 🦅🦅🦅

HANDS ABOVE HIS HEAD BENEATH HER HEILIGE BIMBAM 🐄🐄🐄 I CANNOT BRO- MOVE TWIX IT'S MY TURN TO HAVE HIM UNDERNEATH ME 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼💥💥💥💥

I'm literally PUNCHING AIR GIGGLING TWIRLING MY HAIR KICKING MY FEET WHEN TWIX AND GHOST HAVING THEIR LITTLE BOXING GAME. Can't wait for them to fo the 'boxing' game on bed or perhaps somewhere else. Iykwim ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺

WHAT'S THOSE HAND DOING ON TWIC HIPS GHOST? 🤨🤨🤨 IS THAT HOW YA TELLIN HER THAT U WANTS WOOHOO?? SHEESSHH just Ask will ye? ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )

ALSO IS THAT BLUE SCREAMING? IS OUR BELOVED GIRLIE OKAY? IS SHE OKAY?? BLUUEEEE YOUR DAD IS ON THE WAYYY

TWIX MOVE YO ARSE TOO PLEASE RAAAHHHHH UR GIRL NEED YA 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

(( ALSO IT'S GOOD TO HAVE U BACK SHARKY I MISS YA, SMOOCHES ILYSM 💋💋💋 //no homo ))

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I LIVE FOR YOUR COMMENTS 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 ILY MWAH

[apollos-lyre-hehe]

Omg I saw that you've been reading Lore Olympus and I acc have the first volume of the webtoon I'm gonna read it in the summer once my exams are over and I'm so excited !! Also are there any other webtoons u like <3

like, the physical copy? WOAH THAT'S SO COOL

I've read High class homos, Everything is fine and boyfriends. so far

you've probably heard of them since they were advertised EVERYWHERE a while ago =)))

OH AND ALSO Just a quiet life, how could I forget that, it's really lovely especially if you've watched jojo's bizzarre adventure

I guess that's it, what about you? I want to read some more stuff but not sure where to start, gimme some recs pls ;-;

[ro--lal]

NOT A REQUEST, JUST ASKING 4 CLARIFICATION!! what exactly do u mean by 'general dni criteria'? that is very vague and could mean quite literally anything, so i just wanna make sure b4 i request something

YA i totes get that general dni is just shit like homo/transphobes, racists, proship etc etc stuff u would see and go "WOAH !!!! NO !!!!!!!"

[imaveryevilenby]

im killing u because ur gay and a homo

woahhhh woah bud that's kinda homophobic huh

[penisstormcomic]

episode 3 script: PENISSTHRUSTING SHORTS

[transcript] dude… gay sex

TEXAS JESSE X TOY CHICA???

Texas Jesse needed some extra cash. Chewing on some wheat he picked down in texas, he looked in the newspaper for available jobs, looking for anything interesting.

"Freddy Fazbear's Pizza? Well back in 'ole texas my ma and pa used to cook colesaw for me on the daily... but i do like me pepperoni's when pa used to shoot old Bella the cow" He called the number and applied and guess what he got in

"Nah we got a texan???" Freddy fazbear employee #69 said dreadfully

"HOLLLLY SMOKES!!!!!!!! THOSE TITTIES AR SO HOTTT NGHHHH IM AISJDASOD AHAAAAAAA GLLPLPLP" ay" texas jessee immediately whipped out his shlong and startd 69ing himself as soon as he saw toy chica on camera

"dam this happens every time" toy chica sighed

"I mean im always down for some good shlong" toy chica the icon walked off into texas jesse's office and saw him sucking his own manhood

"awh are u fucking serious again" toy chica sighed and began racing over whipping out her 24inch cock and began thrusting into jesse vivaciously

"WOAH HOW COME U HAVE A PENIS??"jesse said

"BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDNT ALLOW U LIBERALS!!!!"

"not my fault i came with a shlong feature" toy chica stated as she whipped out 2 more shlongs "and theres more where that came from" as she slipped 69 manhoods inside texas jesse

"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GAY PLEASE FORGIVE ME JESUS!!!"

"wait maybe i am gay"

"S-SO MUCH M-MANHOODS I'M GOING TO PROJECTILE CUM ALL OVER THE PLACE IT'LL BECOME WHITE" jesse moaned loud, one of the manhoods was in jesse's mouth and then jesse started sucking on it "is your name jesse?" Toy chica stated? "Yeah SSSSSLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!" jesse stated before SSSSSSSASLLLLLLLLURRRRRRRRPPPPP SO MUCH slurping I CANT EVEN TYPE WITHOUT SLURP "BACK IN MY DAY MY DAD SLURPED COLESLAW NOW WE SLURP MANHOO-SSSSSSLLLLLURRRRRRRRPPPLP AUGOOGOHOHOHOHOOWOWOWOW~" then jesse shows his shlong to toy chica and toy chica starts sucking on it

"is your name jesse?" Toy chica stated? "Yeah SSSSSLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!" jesse stated before SSSSSSSASLLLLLLLLURRRRRRRRPPPPP SO MUCH slurping I CANT EVEN TYPE WITHOUT SLURP "BACK IN MY DAY MY DAD SLURPED COLESLAW NOW WE SLURP MANHOO-SSSSSSLLLLLURRRRRRRRPPPLP AUGOOGOHOHOHOHOOWOWOWOW~" then jesse shows his shlong to toy chica and toy chica starts sucking on it SSSLSSLLLLLLURRRRRRRPP "I-I think i'm about to nut soon get ready" moaned jesse, jesse started blushing and sweating from all of that pleasure, then jesse went "I'M GOING TO C-CUM~"

Jesse screamed with pleasure one last time before letting all the cum from his microscopic penis explode into toy chicas mouth

Toy chica coughed as she took jesse manhood out of her mouth

jesus christ bros manhood is tiny goddam toy chica thought to herself

"aa-ahh.. again again!! pls destroy my insides with your 69 manhoods-" jesse moaned

"jesus christ ok homo" toy chica said, whipping out her manhoods once again

"Y-yes yes.. WAIT A MINUTE DID U JUST CALL ME GA-AUAUGHHH" jesse said, being interrupted by his own moaning after toy chica slammed her penis up his ass

this continued for the rest of the night, the sounds of jesses moaning scarred the rest of the toy animatronics for life

FREDDY FAZBEAR x PENISSTORM

Penisstorm goes up to freddy and goes "ARE YOU READY FOR CUM BLASTING?!?!" Freddy goes "oh yeah thats funz" PENISSTORM STARTS TOUCHING FREDDY'S FREDDYCHEEKS AND THEN STARTS FUCKING FREDDY "OH MY THATS DEEP~" "HARDER~" "SOME UNUSUAL ACTIVITIES HERE TO MY FAZBOOTYHOLE~" penisstorm thrusting in and out of freddy fazbear its so hot to look at

Freddy fazbear's massive manboobs and cumalicious weiner is bulging so hard rn and penisstorm begins stroking it so hard as freddy goes "DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR!!!!" and that turns penisstorm on further leadiing him to let out hot purple cum and freddy fazbears robotic schlong churns out milk

"bro why would they add a penis to an animatronic for kids" penisstorm says breaking the 4th wall

"bro its a milk dispenser........................................................................................... ur so dirty minded werido"

freddy fazbear walks out of the office

"WAIT WHAT??? I THOUGHT U SAID CUM BLASTING??"

"STOP GASLIGHTING ME U LITERAL DICKHEAD!!!"

Penisstorm cries as he feels self consciousness spread over him

"Im not a penis head... am I??"

the penisstorm proceeded to look into the mirror, and thats when it realised that is was indeed, a penis head. Infact its entire body was a penis how the fuck did it not notice before.

It started dramatically sobbing due to freddys insult, then went to fuck its butt buddy (the witherstorm) for 1 week straight

ok that’s all. we should set up like a ko-fi or a patreon cuz these stories r fire 🔥 🔥🔥 -longshlong3000

[ghostboyhood]

SPOILERS!!! genuinely dont read if u plan on watching or dont know the ending..

oughhh i love young jake gyllenhaal and heath ledger <3

this movie might confirm that i have a thing for cowboys... i suspected it but we'll see ig

good lord its so green and pretty where they are

theres so many sheep holy shit

i love their voice sm omg.. the way jake gyllenhaal talks is so like... unique ?? idk

carving a horse outta wood, sick as fuck

i cant get over how beautiful it is oh my god.. id give anything to live some were like that

in love w this movie already honestly nd im only 17 minutes in.. the atmosphere, the way its filmed, the characters.. its very like.. peaceful??? not the word but its nice, its real

i love jake gyllenhaals outfit

PLEASE I LOVE THEM!!!omgharmonica

damn that bitch is gutted poor sheep 😭

dude being naked w just cowboy boots on is fucking sick as hell

NO THE WAY HE GRABS ONTO HIS ARM WHEN HE KNEELS DOWN PLEAJDJWJDJSBfuck dude ognsjajdn

YAYAYDHDJ

NO THEM CHASING EACJOTHER JS SO SWEET STOP IT

Bitch why is he watching them...

HOW AM I 40 MINUTES IN

look at them bright blue eyes 😍😍

THE LASSO THEM TUMBLING I CANTSHDHWNAA

DAMN OKAH JESUS NVM 😭😭

no stop "come here im sorry youre okay" AHSHSJSJSJ PELAKDKEJDJWND oh boy im liking this movie too much.. idk how it ends but im pretty sure its NOT good

icant do this literally nothing that horrible is happening yet but im getting like chills involuntarily what

IM GONNA BE SICK STOP THATS NOT FUNNY HIM CRYING NONO

hi michelle williams

AND IF YOU DONT I WILL" IS FUCKING CRAZY

is that a baby

it is oh boy OH MY GOD TWO??

so much blue denim

GET EM HELL YEAH !!!!

hi anne hathaway

that man is QUEER!!!! he is waiting for a MAN

god the shots in this movie are so pretty..

help hes so cute w the kids,, "the what?" "ketchup"

the time skips are fucking w my head jesus christ

AAAAAAAAUSHEHXHSHXJANXBWJZ

NO PLEASE THIS IS SO SWEET HES SK EXCITED THEYRE SO HAPPY

PLEASE BE KISSEDHIM FIRSTBAHSHWJXJSNXNWD

oh boy she saw them...

him holding ennis ☹️

i feel bad for his wife

I STILL HAVE AN HOUR LEFT??? HOW

ough i feel sick he wants to be with him forever so badly.. they both do.. no jack saying how they could go off n shit n what theyd do HES THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ARGHHH

those poor guys what the fuck....

please i love jack so much...

hes gotta be one of my favoritest characters ever i think.. smt about him is so.. idek..

ough them both fighting w their families :(

yeah that... checks out

HELP "i gotcher message about the divorce" HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY LMAOO

please hes so optimistic fuck

NO HES CRHING STOP STOP IM GONNA CRH I CANT

he has a mustache

WOAH honestly fucking hoof for jack hell yeah

help he has that motorized cutter thing like frank has in rocky horror picture show

holy shit oh my god...

ennis needs to chill out i completely understand where hes coming from but hes being so mean 😭😭

HELLO DAVID HAROUR WHY ARE YOU HERE????

jacks got that homo energy about him goddamn they all know

he did not say that he didnt say that oh my hod

"the truth is... sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it"

IM GONNA BLOW MY FUCKINT BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOW STOPSTOPSTOPS DONT SAH THAT ☹️☹️☹️☹️

LIGHTEN UP ON HIM??? DONT SAY THAT DO YK WHT U JS FUCKING DROPPED ON HIM

oh my gof ob gmdt

"i wish i knew how to quit you"

this is the end! im SOBBING WHAG THE FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR jake gyllenhaal dont DO THIS TO ME

HES CRYING STOP HIMTACKCKOKGHSIAJDBSND FUCK

ENNIS HUGGING JACK FROM BEHIND ASHDHEHCJSB

wtf is he eating that looks like absolute shit

no

nonosklno

yourejoking youre actually joking

no that didnt happen that didnt happen no no fuck off no youre joking youre joking please hes not dead he didnt die no

im gonna be sick

wow that house is so fucking white there is NO color

oh my god he never washed that shirt stop

ITS HUNG UP IN HIS CLOSET BY THE PHOTO STIP STOP STOP

i feel dizzy oh my god i cant do this i dont ever wanna watch a movie again 😭

god i thibk that might be top ten movies... jesus christ everyone should go watch brokeback mountain right now i was fucking crying half the movie

im not gonna scale rate it bc i suck at those but man if i did it would be high

might watch brokeback mountain rn

[pinkydude]

OK But I think this new piece of canon nomad boys lore unlocked some part of my brain and I know how I see the whole Mitch and Scorpion relationship now

Because Yes they loved each others but also Yes they refers to each others Best Friends and Brothers and thats a Fact

I do really think its an old Soldiers, old Nomads way of 👁👄👁 of... handling it? Basically its deadass the whole No Homo Bro kind of shit

Because to me they def kissed and even fricked in the panzer together During The War u know u know

The kind of "Hey bro so we've been laughing, hugging, hands all over each others, showering together, sleeping together, Love you bro but we might fucking die in this war do you maybe wanna kiss maybe bro" HSJQJJGJD YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??

And then they did kiss, maybe during an heavy evening, after one of them opened up on how Scared they were today on the field, scared of dying but also scared of loosing their friends, Teddy, Bob, but also fuck? Scared the most of losing- of losing you, Bro

and after some cold beers, some traded cigs, the sun setting in, just a slight tilt of the head and before u know it you're experimentaly but passionatly kissing your bro.... and he's kissing you back... and your hands goes to his neck, his cupping your face, and damn bro? Could it be LOVE?

👁👄👁 ....... and then they fucked in the panzer because WOAH BRO UH! Bro traded feelings and sensation but also bro I might be in love with you maybe uh remember that kiss? We were drunk but wanna try again?

So they do but this time its so much more intense and they're truly alone, and fuck it its just routine training nobody will notice, Teddy and Bob are tinkering on their own stuff they won't hear anything comin from inside of this tank, we're alone bro only the two of us and thooooose unspoken, vibrant feelings

Back to war like.. nothing really happens... kissing and holding each others during the hardest nights... wishing to go back home, but damn it if Home isnt really in each others embraces...

Then they survived, all 4 of them... going back to the 'Caldos... not really speaking of whatever happened over here...

But now, strangely, they share a tent, and they're closer than never before, and everybody notice just how Happy they are to be back. Together. Nobody's questioning it because everybody always knew.

[ratwann]

me n the boys write a story

The Love Of Ed Sharten And Eric Cartman By Ratwoon, Alegig, Hewena, wilboor, danikel, obbylon, camla, and gay gay homosexual gay (with notes from talking uwu) Chapter uno - sloppy joe day *bell rings* “Woah lunch time” said Kenny Mccormick, “hey fellas!!” Butters stotch said running over to the 4 boys “it's sloppy joe day!!” Butters stotch exclaimed. The 5 boys walked to get their food. “Hello children, how are you?” said chef “bad.” said the main 4. “Why's that?” questioned chef, “Kenny lost his right ass cheek and nut,” said Kyle broflovski. “Chef, how do we fix his ass cheek?” asked Stan marsh. “Well, children, let me sing you a song.” “🎵Drugs🎵woemen🎵men🎵gay men🎵kenny🎵uwu🎵” sang chef. “W ow” said the 5 boys “ guys we need drugs, sex, woemen, a cock, men, Mr.Sharten’s cum, gay men, and kenny uwu!!!!” said butters stotch. “How would we get those?!” screamed Kenny McCormick, confused and with a a missing right nut. “Cartman is a man, a gay man, he has a cock too. We also have kenny” said Kyle Broflovski, “WHAT?! IM NOT GAY!!!!” eric cartman yelled angrily “then why do you spend so much time with Mr Sharten?” said…..SCOTT MALKINSON?!?!?!?! And what was he…. WOAH HOLDING HANDS WITH CLYDE DONOVAN???!!!! “WOAH ITS THE VERY COOL AND HOT AND SEXY SCOTT MALKINSON!!!!!” yelled kenny very excitedly but with his right nut missing “yes it is me very cool and hot and sexy scott malkinson!!!!” said scott malkinson while cutly holding clyde donovan, his very smexy boyfriends hand (the left one btw ) “okay im gonna have intercourse with my bbg clyde donovan now” said scott malkinson and he walked away very fruitily “grrrr so fruity” said kahl broski madly Then he crossed his arms still berry mad While all that was happening THE FATASS snuck away muttering to himself ”oh shit I need to finish my homework and kenny lost his right nut?!” running to Mr.Shartan’s classroom. “Mr.Shartan ! I need help with something” the brunette fatass said out of breath from running for 0.5 minutes “Oh! what do you need….?” Mr.Sharten as he leaned on his desk hotly “I need help with my homework” said eric cartman cutly blushing at mr. sharten “Oh if you need tutoring.. I'll Be your private tutor“Mr.Sharten says hotly “yeah you can meet me at my house, 6969 Kyle is a homo street” said eric cartman “okay ill meet you there after school at 4 twen tee pee em” said mr. sharten very hotly and cutly *bell rings* TIME SKIP BECAUSE IM HOT “Grrr school sucks arse” said kyle broflovski annoyed “calm down uwu bbg” said stan marsh cutly AND hotly “rrrr im not ur bbg >:((“ cutly said kahl brokee Out of the corner of kahl brokees eye he saw cartman running out side. “Where the fuck are you going uwuwuwu?” says the homo kahl brokee”I-I-'' stuttered the fat one “u-u-u-uhm im going h-home <:0 and-” stuttered eric cartbawls before he was cut off Kyle broflovski heard kenny mccormick’s left nut all off :0. Kenny mccornmuck started crying *kenny cries in missing both nuts and right ass cheek*“OMG!!!!! M-m-m-m-my nut!!!!!!”Cried kenny mccormickWhile kyyale brohomo was distracted by stans beautiful face, The fat ass “ran” away all the way home. “MYAAAAMMMMMMMM IM HOME >:(((“ yelled eric fartman bcuz his mom is a dirty sloot “okay pupsikins, lunch is on the table! :DDD” said the dirty sloout. Eric fatmen sat deown at le tabel and cutly ated. *its the present so the doorbell rings ding dong uwu* the dirty sloout opened the door and there stood…… MR SHARTEN?!?!?! “Oh..! hello mr sharten!!!!” said the dirtee slout, mr sharten was hotly leaning on the door frame “ hey gorwl is eric cartman home uwu??” said mr sharten hotly“Oh, yes he's home. Pumpkins! Your teacher is here!” said the dirty slout cutly, cartman blushed seeing how hot his teacher looked leaning on the door frame. “H-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi mr shartan uwu” “cum on in!” says the sloutueIN THE FAT ASS ROOM Cartman grabbed his books and saw a glance of Sharten leaning on the desk hotly holding a bag.He blushed very aggressively and looked away “y-y-y-y-you look nice uwu” ed sharten said in a fruity voice “thank you” cartman sat at his desk and showed ed sharten his work trying not to blush ed sharten layed on the desk(WHAT?????? HE LAYED ON IT?-ratwan) looking at the work with bootieful eyes cartman with his fatass tried HARD not to blush ed shartem saw this and blush as well “do you know how to do it” (LMAO IM GONNA CRY-ratwan)cartman said trying to break the ice ed sharten nodded and looked at cartman intensely with glowing eyes cartman blushed and sat on his bed taking off is jacket and hat only have his shirt and pants on ed sharten did the same but he had a skirt on cartman looked at ed sharten body with fruity eyes ed shartend saw and walk to him he realized that cartman had a scratch on his face and there was no bandage ed sharten put a hello kitty bandage on and kissed it then out of nowhere ed sharten kissed cartman's lips with the new lip gloss from weeds and weavescartman blush with his fruitiness then cartman kissed back ed sharten blushed and they looked like they were in a cheesy anime then ed sharten ask if cartman would like to watch a movie with a smirk cartman agreed and put on THE MOST GAYEST PEOPLE and it shows KLYE AND STAN (im trey parker and style is canon-reatwan) !!! They watched it until the morning.Cartman went to school with ed sharten. The group looked at each other and asked the cartman “what did you do with ed sharted?” cartman said in a proud voice “we kissy wissyed” the boys gasped “bro thats like gay and pedo !!!!!!!!!!!!!” stan said “shut up stan ur like dating kahl or something-” said eric angry “grr okay and??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!???” said kahl berry berry berry madly “guys stop getting mad over gay people its kinda stupid” said clyde donovan” “yeah guyth heth right” scott malkinson agreed to his boyfriends words, clyde thought how scott talked was hot “ ‘im thott malkinthon i have die-abeteth’ “ cartman mocked scott and clyde got very mad at that so he PUNCHED cartman.Stan and kahl gasped and then smiled “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT'' cartman started crying like a little babey “stop crying doofus” said kenny mccormick because he's hot and says doofus “yeah fatass stop crying” said kahl “s-s-s-shut up you *sniff*s-s-s-stupid j-j-jew!!!!*sniff*” said fartman, mr sharten walked up “what the fuckity fuck is going on here” said mr sharten “clyde punched cartman” said kenny mccornmick “clyde you get 69420 detentions for 69 years after school” said mr sharten “but he was being homophobic to scott malkinson” sadly said clyde “eric! Your gay dont be homophobic!!! You get 70421 detentions for 70 years after school!” said mr sharten “WHAT?!?!?!>!?!?!? NOOO!!!!! PLEASE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!111!!!1” said eric “then say your sorry for being homophiobic to that twink named scott malkinson” said mr sharten “okay, im thorry thott malkinthon” said eric sadly “okay that's good no more detentions” said ed sharten “ but clyde gets the rest of your detentions:” said mr sharten “yayyyyy!!!!!!!” yelled erifc “WHAT NO FAIR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG THIS IS VERY HOMOPHOBIC TO ME AND SCOTT MALKINSON IM SUEING YOU AND THEN GETTING YOU FIRED” said clyde donovan “yeth thank you bab grill” said scott malkinson with a very hot lisp because thats what clyde thinks cuz hes very gay or smth bro idk clyde very cutly kisses scott becuase he shows this shit off too much.“Ew fucking homos hes gonna give you die-abates”said eric cartman “NO I WON’T” said scott malkinson being berry mad then clyde and scott malkinson ran off being berry gay. Then cartman looked at ed sharten and stared into his eyes “thank you for saving me out there” said cartman “it's just what i do as you TEACHER” says ed sharten then they have a kiss. The next morning in class cartman looked at ed sharten with BLOODSHOT EYES because they had intercoarse or smth idk man their gay :(( *bell sounds school is over i hate this story lord please save me* “eric please stay here for a few minutes” said mr sharten with LuSt in his voice aha “okay lmao lol uwu” said eric souper cutly *sounds of scott malkinson and clyde having a make out session cutly* “what the fuckity fuck uwu thats gay sounds ewww” said eric cartman angyly becuase hes a gay homophobe or smth man lmao uwuwuwwu*Mr sharten gives those homos detention ewww and clyde cries because he got 69 more detentions and scott only got 1 because hes super hot and cute and awesome and attractive and cool and smexy and nice and kind and stuff* “dont be gay on school property grr” said mr sharten “ but your always gay on school property” said clyde doodoovan “FELLAS!!!@11121!!@!@ ERIC PUNCHED SCOTT MALKISOIN@#!@#!” butters ran up to the lunch table yelling kenny just blinked like he had no idea what was going on (he prob didnt lmaomkfdvndfilvudf) “god fucking fatass smh” said keyahl clyde like ran out the lunch room or smth and saw scott crying and eric laughing because hes eric cartman and hes a dick lol “what the fuck eric >:(“ said clyde madly woah “he called me gay” eric said tht guyd real canon “BUT YOU AR E>!?!>!!!>:#” gaygb jlcyde donovan im having a seizure /jjj “no im straight i just like one dude” said eric “thats bi????” said clyde confused “anyways thats not the point” also clyde speaking (sleas esned help i cant spell for shit right noe guyd -ratwan uwu) snd he punches eric because eric is like gay or something and a dick and a fatass lol “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” THE FATASS’s DICK ALMOsT FELL OFF but, his balls, sadly, did not stay. His balls flew off of his body and hE scrEeChed but It waS no use his balls were gone. (which totally makes sense) “”AAAhahHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” Then Eric was super freaked out and didnt know what to do and he kept screaming but no one else cared but other people thought he was a psychopath and kept talking under their breath. Then clyde just rolls his eyes and says “it's not like you hd any balls anyways and no one will ever luv yu UnU'' and what he said made eric even louder until he kicked him in his stomach and said “SHUT UP OR THERE’LL BE ABSELOUTELY NOTHING LEFT OF YOU TO EVEN LOOK AT DOWN THERE” everyone else watching then thought “wow he sure knows how to make someone shut up”Then after Eric finally shuts up Clyde drags him. Then everyone thins hes even cooler cus he can carry his fat ass “wow he must be strong” He then throwws eric and goes back to check on scott (this is so-... wtf man i cant even -ratwan) “hey bab gurl u good??????” said clyde uwu “no motherfucker im bleeding everywhere” said scott malkinson “ur on ur . ??? :(“ said clyde “IM A MAN DUMBATH :((”“ said scott “oh yeah i forgor lol” said clud donven “HOW DO YOU FORGET THOMETHING LIKE TAT!?!!!?” *COUGH COUGHH* “i dont know im stupid :( im sorry bby” said clud or smth idk anymore man pls help me*time skip cuz there homos*Ed sharten povEd Sharten walks out of the teahcer break room from lunch. The bell hasnt rung yet, and there is still about 20 minutes left of lunch. He realized this and noticed that kenny came for no reason when he passed the male bathroom…. Even though this was an unexpected and random event, he wasn’t surprised. He kept walking and noticed that he started walking earlier than his usual schedule. He walked up to the gym because he knew eric would be there to try to work out. but we only knew he would last a few seconds. Ed really is a cartman simp!Eric didnt notice Ed sharten and then mr. gaysluta kissed ericAfter the kiss Ed ran off with Eric and said…“Ed wants to talk!” A before and After clip comes in 3.2.1.After They ran off mr. gaysluta got really mad and tried to follow them and to see wat they were doing after they went to an ally and they started yelling at each and mr. gaysluta interrupted them and Ed got really mad eric went behind mr.gaysluta and they all had a fist fight.At the end mr. Gaysluta won the fight and Eric Cartman ran off to Vegas to get married but we all know that Ed would stop it. (wilbur took the victory royal >:(-leopold) THIS IS NOT MR GAYSLUTA Well ik that smh -leopold

[youdothetalking]

why r u so funny im in love with u /p

woah omg thats gay 🤨 r u a homo 

[dull-bun]

hi ive now stalked all ur posts from uhh

yknow.

i just wanted to say that yes! changing the words u r using to describe yourself do help! dont call yourself stupid, say i do stupid things sometimes! (this is one way to do it because you r separating your mistakes from yourself. you are not stupid, even if you make dumb decisions sometimes) or like you said! silly! im silly haha i mess up! also positive affirmations r a super big thing!!!!! try n list some good things (or ask someone else to) about yourself and look at that every morning n tell yourself all the good things about you!

also, try to be compassionate with yourself! thinking bad things about yourself/having negative thoughts is not wrong. its a learned behavior and loottttss of people do it. try to be self aware and notice when youre saying negative things about yourself. then, either distract yourself from the thoughts (not exactly ideal but u wont always have the energy to do the other option) or start challenging those thoughts.

next time you wanna say you’re stupid, stop and tell yourself “i am not stupid. im human! i do silly things sometimes and mess up!” make sense? :0 its a lot easier said than done but it has helped me

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I DONT HAVE MUCH TO SAY BUT THANK YOU!! IM BOOKMARKING THIS :D

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[jelloopy]

Lunar Interlude I Notes

Previous: Character Creation, HtbG, Moonlighting, MotRPL, 

Carnival Chaos

Midsummer solstice! There’s an eclipse at noon. A festival! Everyone wears costumes in hopes scare off the bad vibes and save the crops in the upcoming year

Magnus is Taako, Merle is Ursula, Taako is Judge Lance Ito

Patrilda gave Magnus the tainted unicorn dick (Why the fuck did Magus want this?)

Merle and Taako get banned from the carnival games for cheating with magic (very reasonable)

Merle wants to go dance and Magnus wants to get his face painted like a kitty (Merle is always so drawn to dancing its like a prophecy)

The eclipse is starting! They all get sunglasses!

There are eyes in the sky! Thousands of whispers and sweeping orchestral music as well. It knocks out everyone at the festival except for our three boys. (Alright, it’s time everyone. One year is on the clock. John is coming whether they know it or not)

Lucretia wakes up first and Magnus slaps her and she slaps him back “booyah!” (That seemed too natural of a reaction… How many times did they like, slap each other in the century?)

They debrief Lucretia in her office. “I don’t know what it was” But only the people on the moonbase were affected by it. (Liar. I get why but she should be M U C H more worried than she seems to be. Maybe she’s just that good at acting but I would like shit my pants if after 12 years of safety the hunger shows up again.) (Woah I just thought about it. Is the reason why the hunger was able to find them was because of the fact that three of the relics were so close that it was easier to track? I mean the hunger couldn’t find them for 12 years because they were so spread out…)

Merle goes to the gashapon first! he gets some slippers

Magnus goes next and gets the Fletchers mitt!

Taako goes next and is inept at it once more but gets the Gust Master 5000 (Fashionable!)

Magnus hands Merle his bow and asks him to shoot him in the background but merle fails while Taako is being inept at the Gashapon (I felt this in my heart)

Leon looks at the Umbrastaff again and teaches him that the sigil at the bottom means it can cast Slow fall at anytime (Which is never used I think but it’s neat!)

Fantasy Costco time! GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK (This guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

Taako buys the Pocket Spa

Lord Stephen Q Fletcher Esquire The Goldfish the III makes his debut (My lord! I had no idea! Please forgive us for forgetting your full title!)

Magnus Joins taako in the Pocket Spa (oop? Sirs? You both have your own partners… Oh it’s ok they said no homo)

They are now Level 6!!!! (Our babies are growing up in the world!)

[saeyoungchoismaid]

btw big agree with other anon i love u big homo 😳👉👈

You love them big homo?? Woah that’s kinda GAY

[accio-prongs]

bro... not to be gay or anything .. like no homo yeah....but u look really sexy with those pointy teeth dude... oh. oh... those are fangs?.. woah dude.. haha no homo but........ bite me... no homo... unless.?

[bergarachan]

try guys def are annoying, but i really feel like they deserve credit for their anti toxic masculinity approach to male friendships. like honestly sometimes i can’t handle the overwhelming no homoing of ryan and shane sometimes on watcher and unsolved. i love the watcher boys but when i need a break from the like stiffness and like. occasional obnoxious OH THIS IS WEIRD WHAT HOW WEIRD WHAT YOURE SO WEIRD from any of the watcher boys when one expresses emotion i switch to the try guys.

i agree with that! i dont rlly wanna watch the try guys anymore bc their content isnt for me, it feels too kiddish and happy go lucky, but i do think, even though theyve come far, that the watcher boys can get a little WOAH TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT u know? i agree with u anon