#with the feels

[luxlightly]

Me, watching Bob's Burgers seasons 1-8: "Haha. Funny handyman Teddy. Love that silly guy. He's a sweet guy who lets people take advantage of him too much so I'm glad he has good friends like Bob and Linda :)" Bob's Burgers season 8 episode 5: "Teddy is a handyman because of the fact he took on the role of 'fixer' in his broken family very early in life, going as far to sit between his parents at every meal to try to keep them from fighting. He compulsively hordes broken items to fix, even if they're clearly beyond repair, because he sees himself in them, along with seeing it as his purpose to fix things. He sees himself as damaged goods and so everything done to him is therefore his fault, including his wife cheating on him heavily and then leaving him, saying that his 4-5 day work schedule gave her no choice but to cheat on him. He doesn't want to "give up" on the broken items because he feels that when he was hurt and needed support, those he loved instead gave up on him. As soon as the realize that this is the case, Bob and Linda help return the items they forced him to throw away to his apartment, realizing that they had a lot of emotional significance to Teddy that needed to be worked through slowly and carefully, not just by discarding the items he clearly is using as a coping method for his issues of self worth and that they forced him to move too fast in the process. Because they don't see Teddy as damaged goods. They appreciate him and care about him as he is. Even if they find certain things about him aggravating, they don't see these things as insurmountable flaws that need to be fixed or they'll abandon him. They're there to help HIM with his dinner, not because they need him to help them. They then have Thanksgiving dinner(an event that is a running gag in the show to always be a disaster in some way despite Bob being obsessed with it) together and, for the first time in 8 seasons, Bob is able to make it exactly the way he likes and it turns out perfect, even to his extremely high standards when it comes to Thanksgiving." Me:

[id: Pixel drawing of a crying cat leaning against a wall with the text "wait. hold on a minute. i think i need a moment wait. wait, wait. hold on. i need a momen. i need to sit down i think wait. wait. old honh on, wait, please i am breaking down. hold on, wai" end id]

[commit-double-suicide]

Just started watching Loki and like,,,, it's a great show, but

e x c u s e m e ????

Who let you treat my child like that??? Honestly, you can't do this to him. It's nOT OKAY,,, HES LONELY, AND HAS TOO MANY ~SPICY MEMORIES~

Like,,, the f e e l s are giving #Sherlock Reichenbach™ again, and I'm not ready for that???

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[guooey]

really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

[tickfleato]

self-love/self-hate

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[duckysprouts]

when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog

(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

[heckyeahponyscans]

I watched the "hyper realistic" version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in the CGI version this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[pallettown]

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

[ratcarney]

TUMBLR 101: a helpful guide for tiktok refugees

are YOU a former tiktok user trying to learn how to use tumblr to fill the void the american tiktok ban is leaving in your soul? here are some things you should know, from someone who’s going on their eighth year on this hellsite:

1. you can say anything on here. gone are the days of having to use words like “unalive” and “seggs.” murder! kill! sex! fuck! speak your mind!

2. there is a community for you on here. regardless of what you’re into or however small the fandom is, you have a place here. at least one other person will have heard of your weird obscure interest. strike up a conversation!

3. followers don’t matter. tumblr is one of the last remaining social media sites in which your number of followers means absolute jack shit. this can be disorienting at first, but once you lean into the fact that everyone on this website is equal, it’s very freeing. clout means nothing here.

4. similarly, you can post at any time. while tiktok has an algorithm that favors certain times, tumblr has no such algorithm. post whatever you want, whenever you want. every post has virtually the same chance at getting notes, regardless of when it is posted.

5. tags can have spaces between the words! this one is very exciting. tags can be a whole sentence. you can also use the tags to comment on someone’s post without actually adding onto the physical post itself (which is sometimes frowned upon and called “derailing” if you use this feature to bring up a completely different point other than the one that’s being made on the original post).

TL;DR: speak your mind, find your place, followers don’t matter, post anytime, have fun with tags!! tumblr is a wonderful site used to share things you’re excited about. be patient with yourself as you’re learning and have fun!