#with stupid onions

[thegamingcatmom]

Okay but imagine The Sisters walking in on MC crying her eyes out-

Killer mode activated.

Nobody gives a fck about the "why", because someone will pay.

They surround MC immediately, frantically roaming their hands all over, eyes scanning every inch for possible injuries, asking over and over what happened, who needs to die-

...

MC: *slowly puts down the onion she had been cutting before getting ambushed*

The Sisters: 😳...😅

MC: 🙄 (...❤️)

...

The Onion: 🧅

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This post was brought to you by my tears.

BONUS:

Kate: *looks around to make sure nobody's looking*

Kate, getting in that face: "Listen here, you lil shit-"

...

The Onion: ...🧅

[princeyam]

kieran

[spkyart]

THE BOYS ⭐⭐⭐⭐

One of them is a professional yapper

[housewifebuck]

Eddie trying to score pussy while wearing the ultimate dick hunting ensembles: a compilation

[benoits-neckerchieves]

YOU CAN’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I’LL DIE

Daniel Craig x Loewe - David Sims, 2024 (from @ playtusumag on Twitter / X)

This photoshoot is actually gonna kill me

[eunchanmini]

Defining the relationship

[bizarreandjarring]

harrier if you didn’t want this to be romantic why did you wear your most boobylicious shirt ???

[blujayonthewing]

it's so stupid that potatoes and onions go bad if you store them together

'oh these root vegetables will keep forever but NOT in the fridge, they need the exact same specific conditions for storage BUT they fucking HATE being together' man fuck off

[oniondraws]

VERY important question to all the heavymedic/red Oktoberfest shippers and enjoyers...

[sunflowercandie]

The submarine full of rich people getting stuck at the bottom of the ocean as they go to see the RMS Titanic shouldn't sound like a Knives Out plot but it does it really does

[starrysharks]

onion's canon fashion sense

[oceans-beloved]

Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️

(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)

[skunkes]

[beaft]

terrifying moment today when i tripped and collided with a lamp post (2 weeks post top-surgery). felt a wet sensation on my chest. looked down to see a large brownish-red stain blooming across my torso. experienced maybe 30 seconds of frozen horror before i realised it was residue from the poorly constructed caramelised red onion and roasted pepper sandwich i had for lunch

[thatone-churro]

okay, okay. the kieran playlist has officially surpassed 1 hour and 30 minutes. guess that means it’s time to start sharing it

like all my playlists, it’s a constant work-in-progress, constantly being added to as i find songs that i think fit

however, UNLIKE all my other playlists, this one’s organized for a start-to-finish listen! it’s meant to follow kieran’s story (at least as we know/see it in the game), based on a pre-teal mask -> early teal mask -> teal mask ending/teal mask - indigo disk interlude -> indigo disk -> indigo disk final act -> mochi mayhem -> true postgame/post epilogue timeline!

you can listen to the playlist here!!

(bonus link because idk tumblr refuses to open it for me??? lmk if it still doesn’t work i’ll figure something out 😭)

[benoits-neckerchieves]

How have I never seen this picture of Daniel Craig photobombing Taylor Swift’s selfie before lmaooo help