#with salsa on top?

[earlycuntsets]

03/31/2011 fox theatre oakland ca photo by c flanigan/filmmagic

[dazesanddoodles]

@ftm-megamind posted alternative chad and it took over my brain

[holedyke]

made some yummy eggs n potatoes for brek 😋😋😋

[machiavellli]

Viva il rosé, la cosa migliore fatta dai francesi

[altaroftransexuality]

top ten breakfasts that inspire poetry

[sniffanimal]

just hosed a massive plate of over salted vaguely chilaqueles based food and I can feel my blood pressure slowly rising

[assorted-aesthetics]

took my two favorite cis men (boyfriend and cousin) to the grocery store with a really specific pre-established shopping list and every time I would leave to get something I would return to find them exactly where I left them, still debating the merits of the exact same item. I had already told them to get the cheapest one possible. does anyone know if this is a normal behavior or should I have them take one of those raads tests??

[robinsnest2111]

was told to head home early yaaaay business was dead dead today orz

[chewingonsneakers]

we are driving, it’s pouring rain and freezing cold so you crank the heat of your dad’s old honda. there’s scratched in pictures on the center console from when you were six that your mother refused to ever get tidied up. the windows are fogging up. you look so lovely, and i stare at your side profile as you turn to a left lane. distantly, i get an idea. i turn to the window on my right, and, wrapped in the comfortable warmth of of my black hoodie and your sweatpants, i lift my shaking finger to the glass. “we just fucked”, it says, in reverse to any outsiders to this moment. we didn’t. you chuckle softly and playfully slap my arm down, reprimanding me with no real frustration in a fluid language i couldn’t speak four years ago. my laughter subsides and i smirk at you, responding in the same tongue with a choppier tone. i’m still learning the dirty words. you take your eyes off the road momentarily; the highway is packed today. we kiss.

[ohpossuhm]

whoever made taco bell start carrying that avocado salsa verde need their dick sucked with nice candles soft music

[keeps-ache]

me after eating the salsa i spilled off the floor

[corduroysockz]

You know im getting all 9 of my essential nutrimites to fortify my X zone

[skeilig]

the homemade chipotle bowls i've been eating for lunches and dinners this week seriously taste just like chipotle, they even give me a tummy ache.. real authentic chipotle experience..

[appetizeme]

Fresh Corn Salsa Recipe (Chipotle Copycat) - Skinnytaste ~ recipe by Gina Homolka

Transform your meals with the vibrant flavors of corn salsa! Enjoy it as a zesty dip with tortilla chips, or elevate your tacos and burritos with its sweet crunch. For a healthy twist, top grilled chicken or fish with this versatile salsa for a burst of flavor. Let corn salsa take your taste buds on a delicious journey today! 🌽💃 #CornSalsa #DeliciousDips #TacoToppings

[tj-crochets]

Hi TJ! Sorry if I’m just missing it somehow, but where are you posting your patterns now? With the polls you’ve been doing I’ve been getting pretty excited, but then I realized I didn’t know where to look for them when you were done?

Hi! I'm posting them here on tumblr, it's just been a few weeks since my last one. I did the polls, got super excited to share more patterns, then two of my coworkers ended up in the hospital for reasons that, as far as I know, are not work related and work has been stressful enough ever since that I haven't gotten around the sharing more patterns yet. Maybe this weekend though? I share each pattern as an individual post, usually as a reblog to the post with the pictures of the finished plushie. Then I update this post, which has all links to all the sewing patterns I've shared so far, so if you see that post floating around it's worth clicking through to the original post to see if I've updated it since whichever reblog chain you see gained traction

[megatron-moving-to-megatron]

ive been eating avocado toast for breakfast literally every single day i cant stop