#with him and now i'm like 90% certain she's also taken my place in the band i was in with him and he definitely does fancy her

[kitchensinksurrealism]

this happened like 6 months ago but I'm still thinking about it so like if someone sends you a song, saying along the lines of "it kind of reminds me of your music", and the song is nowhere near by yo la tengo, with lyrics like these:

and also we rarely send songs to each other over message (although we did used to talk about music/recommend songs when we knew each other irl (like 60% of our conversations were about music)), does that mean anything or am I reading too much into it...

[magicisrealandsoismyally]

Intro Post ✨

✧ ⋆˙ Name: Magic

✧ ⋆˙ Age: above 18

✧ ⋆˙ Bisexual Tranfem (she/they/it/any, not he/him)

✧ ⋆˙ Originally only dimension 20 blog, but I post about whatever now (still do post d20 ofc)

✧ ⋆˙ Desi (but like, an abcd), but saying this will probably not stop transmisogynists from assuming I'm white

✧ ⋆˙ Taken by @harbinger-of-lesbianism, the love of my life <3

✧ ⋆˙ Talking a lot about transmisogyny recently because morons won't leave me alone so there really aren't any dangers if I'm getting sent threats either way.

✧ ⋆˙ Fandoms: Dropout (mostly d20), Avatar: the Last Airbender, a bit of Just Roll With It (kinda just started), a bit of NADPOD (also just started), a bit of Ever After High in reblogs, Owl House, Hatchetfield, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Agents of Shield, PJO, and the Good Place.

None of that is to say these medias are perfect, about 90% of my time is spent critiquing the media I love because that's how I engage with them in a thorough way ✧ ⋆˙ https://bsky.app/profile/magic-is-real.bsky.social

✧ ⋆˙ I block regularly and for fun :)

✧ ⋆˙ I queue almost everything.

✧ ⋆˙ Definitely not a certain gimmick blog's main wink wink

✧ ⋆˙ "#magic talks" for posts where I am out of the tags

✧ ⋆˙ "#my goth gay heart" for posts where I am being gay and/or edgy

✧ ⋆˙ "#i love writing for my campaign :)" for posts where I am talking about the dnd campaign setting I am working on

[collectingmuses]

The Last Boy Scout  (  1991  )  sentence  starters  taken  from  the  1991 action  movie.  Violence, self harm mention, and very harsh language TW. Feel free to change pronouns as needed. "__" spaces designate character names for you to add in.

"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck."

"I'm thinking about smoking some cigarettes."

"Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal."

"That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife."

"It just happened, __."

"Bit late for a stroll, don't you think?"

"Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife."

"I'm not your fuckin' son."

"You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you?"

"All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?"

"I'm gonna dance a jig, I swear to Christ."

"Shut up, fuckface."

"I'm fuckface. He's asshole."

"Better give up, __. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here."

"Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets."

"Yeah, that's what your wife said."

"What'd you do last night?"

"I seem to have dropped my cigarette. May I have another?"

"You touch me again, I'll kill ya."

"At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend."

"All private detectives are scumbags."

"What are you, my father?"

"I wish that water wasn't wet, I wish the sky wasn't blue and I wish that I didn't still love my wife."

"Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick."

"__ attacks his job with a certain exuberance."

"He's still in a good mood, __. Kick him again."

"You know what? Fuck you, __. I was lonely!"

"Why don't you just go ahead and hit me?"

"So now you know my name?"

"I told you, if you ever touch me again, I'll kill you."

"Can we do a formal introduction here?"

"Who gives a fuck? You're the bad guy, right?"

"I am the bad guy."

"I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that?"

"Yeah, I believe in love; I also believe in cancer."

"I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, __."

"Where are you goin'?"

"Okay, what would __ do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes."

"If you go any faster we're gonna travel back in time."

"You know, for a dancer, he is one hell of a detective."

"This the only kind of music they play in this joint?"

"What, is everybody stupid around here?"

"__, how long have we been friends?"

"You still want the job?"

"500 bucks is 500 bucks."

"You wanna be left alone, don't you? I'll be in the kitchen, over here."

"Good morning, gentlemen. Is there a problem?"

"Too risky, I might start thinkin' about you and slash my wrists."

"Wow, an actual house. I was thinking a cave with… skulls and shit."

"Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared."

"Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with."

"Go buy yourself a new pair of pants."

"Looks like our evidence got blown up. I think we might have to get some more."

"Just won't let go, huh? You're like a dog with a frisbee."

"Push this vile fuck off the road, man!"

"I've got bad news and bad news."

"Give me the bad news first."

"Since it's the '90s, you don't just smack a guy in the face. You say something cool first."

"I'm drawing them a picture."

"It's called a vocabulary. You got one of those?"

"Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS magazine ran out."

"Are you in some kind of trouble?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Hey, that's not funny, man. I almost bought it there!"

"Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya."

"Hey flash, rescue attempt?"

"You got friends? When did this happen?"

"Okay, now that's not polite."

"You're a real bastard, ya know that, __?"

"This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous."

"Danger's my middle name."

"She gets evidence to use against 'em, right?"

"What I'm going to do is count to three. Then I'm going to put a bullet in that door."

"The truth is a beautiful thing."

"If I were a cat, I'd purrrrrr."

"Hi, you're nobody."

"Shhh, don't tell anyone."

"Do you want to get kicked off the planet?"

"Water's wet, sky's blue...and ol' Satan Claws, __, he's out there and he's just getting stronger."

[bookwyrminspiration]

In Flashback Gethen says Lady Gisela is preparing Sophie’s replacement it hasn’t came up in the books since. What do you think he meant?

Excellent question! So, looking at the scene, the exact thing he says is "the only reason we haven't taken you out is because Lady Gisela is still clinging to her hope that you'll prove yourself useful, especially with her son. But her patience will only last so much longer. In fact, she's already preparing your replacement" (90).

So the purpose Gisela sees in Sophie is to aid Keefe to some extent--which reminds me of what she said about intentionally keeping Sophie awake at the end of Legacy. Sophie is both incredibly talented and important to Keefe, and they can be used against each other. Sophie cares about Keefe and so, if the cards are placed right, will play into Gisela's hands to make sure he's okay (e.g. staying mentally with him as Gisela has him blasted). Additionally, there is very little if not nothing Keefe wouldn't do for Sophie; via Sophie, Gisela can get immense leverage to get Keefe to go along.

However, these attributes would be difficult to replicate. Creating/finding someone they're willing to do practically anything for doesn't seem like a solid plan, so what other use does Sophie serve? It makes me think of the line where, I believe it was Ro, tells Sophie that the Neverseen would probably also love to convert her to their cause. (Yes there's a similar one from Alden about the black swan, but I know there's one about the Neverseen even though I don't remember specifics atm).

Gethen specifies Keefe as being a main motivator, but not the only one. In which case, we'd be looking at Sophie's immense power and influence--which Lady Gisela could feasible replicate/replace. Via Keefe. At this point in the series he hasn't been blasted yet, Lady Gisela's still doing preparations. There's been a pretty big parallel growing between Sophie and Keefe, so Lady Gisela would be preparing to replace the freakishly powerful good little rebel who's rocking the whole world with one of her own. It may seem obvious in hindsight given 8-9's events, but at this point in time we didn't know anything about that.

Just in case that is too obvious, though, we can circle back around to the guaranteeing his good behavior via Sophie thing. The replacement wouldn't have to be another person, though it is what my mind first went to. In this situation, Gisela has eliminated Sophie and instituted something else, so the question becomes what does she think he would care about enough in her absence to listen to her. Now I'm not convinced with Sophie gone Keefe would have anything to lose, but Gisela's not aware of just how much her son is going to continue fighting her. It's possible Sophie's memory/something she left behind could be used, but that doesn't feel much like a replacement. I don't have a good answer for this one--maybe she could prey on his guilt related to Ethan and Eleanor, or other things related to lost memories we have yet to recover. Promising information, or implying certain things (that he was, in fact, at fault for example) to break him down. It's hard to guess because, like I said, this is where I think there's a flaw in Gisela's plan; she thinks there's something that can replace Sophie to Keefe, but there isn't, so any attempt will be doomed.

Anyway, that jumped around a little, but my guesses with this are either that 1. Keefe is meant to be Gisela's replacement for Sophie, or 2. she intends to try (and fail) at replacing the leverage Sophie gives her over Keefe. But I may be entirely off, who knows!

[lizacstuff]

Liza that 3rd fragman 👀 "if I was born a 100 times I'd fall in love with you everytime" Eda saying this is their last obstacle and nothing can separate them, serkan's "I'll be right back, close your eyes I'm here" If this isn't all a red flag for shits about to hit the fan then I don't know what is LOL (but also how cute to Edser look and them telling each other they love each other very much 😭😭😭)

That fragman is both the SWEETEST and the MOST OMINOUS thing I’ve ever seen. ALL AT ONCE.  

Friends... we’re gonna go through some things.  That being said, everything is going to be great. These writers have been solid so far, and I have faith they have come up with something really interesting to increase the longevity of this show. And I don’t know about you, but I’m prepared to go through some things if it means keeping Eda and Serkan for longer.  (I heart them)

This show is about Eda and Serkan and their love story, at it’s core it’s a comedy, it will all lead to happy things, but... yeah, buckle up! 

I have a lot of asks both about the fragman and last ep, so I’m going to answer a bunch under the cut. 

Anonymous said: The fandom theories about episode 28 have gotten so wild that I literally think the most shocking thing would be if they actually got married and were not separated (emotionally or physically). What if the earlier painful episodes were to make us believe that things couldn't possibly go right in 28 and it's a reverse psychology trick?

You could be right!  I like your thinking. I checked on twitter and I had to back away slowly. The juvenile temper tantrums were too much for me today.  

Look, I think it’s clear something big is coming. It has to, there has to be something that shakes up the show. Some of the theories are more upsetting and catastrophic than others, but the writers won’t do anything that dings either character or their love for one another.  Whatever happens will showcase the connection between these two and the chemistry between the actors, that’s the point of everything, and anything that does those things is gonna be a-okay with me. 

@jan31​ Hi Liza. Do you think we are going to see the wedding in 28 or they will leave it on a cliffhanger for next week. Lots of theories going round mainly cos of Neslihan saying new dimensions coming in episode 29, which could just mean married life etc. I have seen suggestions of memory loss, it's all a dream since episode one. I would personally love Eda to wake up like in episode one but for it to be a total turn around and she is the boss and Serkan the employee. Eda being robot yildiz appeals to me!!! I know it will never happen but leave me here with my dreams!!

I started the day at 90% sure they’ll be married in 28/29, but now I’m down to like 30% that they’ll get married in these episodes. I really, really want them to get married before whatever happens happens, because every scenario I can think of for this reset or starting again, seems like it would be better if they were married.  

However, the shooting spoilers from today, make me question that. Namely the videos where Hande appears to still be wearing the ring on her right hand. We shall see, that could be for many reasons. 

Honestly, though, I wouldn’t hate a memory loss storyline. Seeing one of them (and Serkan’s line in the trailer makes it seem like it might be him) lose their memory and have to fall in love all over again? There are worse fates for a shipper than getting to experience that all again but in a different way.  

Anonymous said: Your response to the fandom drama anon was so good, it's exactly how I feel. While I don't know what the old posts that were like are (that's shady as fuck) I did see all the other drama go down and wow. The actresses def need to stay in their lane and some of the fans, hoooo boy, it's obvious they're young based off their reactions alone. Had to unfollow some people once I realized what they were like. Also some of the IRL shipping reminded me of col*fer stuff, reading into everything and blowing it out of proportion (which then gets picked up by paps....). But you're right in that at least the show related drama is tame compared to OUAT. But still, people being too careless even while they know the paps see everything and harass Kerem and hande (omg did you see the video of hande the other day stopped in the van and she looked so overwhelmed 😔)

You’re referencing this post here about yesterday’s drama. 

Today Neslihan made it worse by addressing everything and claiming she didn’t like all those Hande-bashing posts because... wait for it... she was HACKED. Oy. Hackers got in and went back two years to like gross posts about Hande? Sure, Jan. While I don’t believe that for a second, I guess that at least gives her cover with Hande so they can all pretend it’s true and move on so it’s not awkward on set.  But, yikes, she needs to consult a publicist, she took a narrative that was circulating in certain circles in fandom and made sure all her followers were aware. Not very savvy. 

As for the paps coming after Hande, yes I did see her in the car, she did look overwhelmed. Back off vultures!!! That’s why I think Kerem sometimes throws himself to the wolves so that doesn’t happen. She always handles them like a pro, but you can tell she’d rather be anywhere else on earth than talking to them. 

The pap stuff is worse than I’ve seen before, they’re like vultures circling for any conjecture (sometimes made up out of thin air) they can turn into a question and blame fans. OUAT actors dealt with nothing like this. Also I can’t believe they never ask about the show. Like after last week? They could legit ask about the sex scene which probably would have given them some angle on the actors that they wanted, (especially since it was too hot for Turkish TV) but they let that pass them by, and instead asked the same questions about being together that they never answer. Dumbasses. They are not only awful people, they are awful at their jobs. 

In Van, the paps pay off crew members for info, they always know more than fans. Also I don’t remember stars of my shows getting this level of tabloid attention before. Except for on Riverdale, Lili and Cole generated that level of interest, and while I didn’t pay terribly close attention to them, I feel like they rarely talked to the paps, were just photographed. Also I don’t suspected the CW of calling the paps on them, but I suspect either the network or production company of sometimes calling them on Hande and Kerem. 

Anonymous said: Do you think it’s weird that they didn’t touch the kidnapping at all in either trailer? They might not have filmed it in time for the 1st one but certainly the 2nd. And I’m definitely not complaining about the ones we got because its like a fairytale but the kidnapping was the cliffhanger...? 🧐 I think they should’ve just left the princes storyline at “he went back to his country” but then they didn’t so......

If they’d left his story at just going back to his country, then the Prince really wouldn’t have served his purpose. He was brought on to cause some sort of trouble, so they probably need him to cause the trouble before he goes, lets hope it ends with this kidnapping!

And to answer your question, yes, I do think it’s weird that neither trailer touched on it. On any other show I’d think it was a huge red flag, but on this show maybe not as much because  a) there’s obviously a lot of romance in this episode, it’s not crazy that they are focusing on that to draw people in with the promos  b) this show likes to do cliffhangers that end up being no big deal, that happens a lot.  

Who knows it could turn out to be a big deal that shapes the rest of the episode in some unexpected way (Eda’s captured the whole episode and she’s dreaming about wedding prep, or... who knows) but I think it’s more likely that they resolve in the first 5-10 minutes and then move on.  Since we know from the summary (not that I trust those) that Serkan goes on the bachelor weekend, it feels like the Prince is taken care of prior to that. I don’t think he’d leave her alone for a second if there was a chance the Prince was still a threat. Perhaps Babaanne is pissed he tried to kidnap Eda and tells them she’ll handle it herself???

Anonymous said: Semiha not being in the promo is highkey suspicious. The actress is promoting the episode lol. She's about to Evil Queen this wedding ceremony but you know what, I'm fine with whatever she has planned if they end up married at the end of the day. What's funny is that since a lot of fans these days will assume that there will be shocking negative plot twists, not actually having one here would be a plot twist so I hope the writers keep them together for whatever's next haha

You’re not wrong, at this point, having this wedding take place would be a shocking twist for all of us!  As for Semiha... hmmm... it will be interesting to see what her reaction is to Eda being kidnapped by her pick of suitor. Serkan Bolat might be the son of the man indirectly responsible for her parents death, but he would never hurt her. Take note, Grandbag!  

Anonymous said: Do you mind sharing your speculative scenarios?

After the trailer today, I don’t know if I can even remember some of them. 

Memory loss

Grandma forces Serkan to choose between Eda and his company/wealth,  he chooses Eda and they start over from scratch with nothing

Time jump

AU starting over, showing a different path they might have taken together

Dream

These actors playing different characters in a new story

I don’t think the last three are likely, but they did spring to mind after some of Neslihan’s teases. 

Anonymous said: So this show doesn't get like fantastic ratings (it actually seems to be on the lower end compared to all other dizis airing) but the social media engagement is off the charts. Why is that?!? Is the show just extraordinarily popular internationally? or that this is a "shipping" show? I'm floored by the numbers - its like no other show/fandom is even trying

The ratings were terrific during the summer. But to your point, it has a huge fandom both in Turkey and internationally, but it’s worth noting that most of those charts you see where it beats every other show in every imaginable social metric is just for Turkey.  

It’s one of those lightning in a bottle situations where you get the right property and the right actors together at the right time and magic happens.  And, for sure, the number one reason is the shipping. Shipping drives fandom engagement, and a fantastic ship with a juicy, fun, tropey love story is what this show offers. It also offers up two extremely attractive, talented, likeable leads with off-the-charts chemistry (plus the added speculation about an off-camera relationship that has intrigued more than a few fans, tabloids and gossip sites and fueled interest) who have done a good job of building the fanbase through their social media engagement. Plus the timing is part of it as well. I don’t know about you, but this show hit the spot during this pandemic and the horror of 2020. We all needed this escape. 

Anonymous said:Do you think something happened in the writers room after the backlash of 25 and fan disappointment after Ayse's announcement? I feel like a switch flipped and now we're in fanficland with how much good content we've gotten in these last two episodes. Like I thought maybe they should wrap up the series soon before the characters got completely off the tracks but they may be finding their groove now and I'm interested to see what their next twist is after they can write out Balca/Seymen.

I don’t know about a switch flip, this show has been fanfic land since the first episode!  The tropes! That is how I described it to multiple people when I first started watching: an AU fanfic come to life.

As for the writing changes, no, I don’t think backlash after 25 affected 26 or 27, because 26 was already 90% shot, and 27 already written. However, I assume they themselves could tell that 25 got just too dark and had strayed pretty far from the DNA of the series. While I didn’t think it was bad, it was not fun to watch and this show ought to be fun to watch. 

Let’s hope, however, that the backlash affects future episodes in that they know what works... and what doesn’t.  The last two episodes definitely felt reminiscent of the first batch of episodes. Light, funny, romantic. If they can keep that tone... I’ll be thrilled.

Anonymous said: i didn't realize how much i missed "together" edser until watching 27.. it's been so long since they were "officially" together and we also had such few episodes of it.. ppl have been comparing it to 12 and while in some ways i agree, edser are always so different here than they were there. 12 was them navigating their new relationship.. they were more shy and finding their footing.. here they are very much established, as they should be after knowing their love for so long in comparison to 12!

Yes, it was lovely. You know I’ve preached a lot about how even though Eda and Serkan were broken up, they’ve still been together all this time. And it’s true, but there is something about them truly being together that is magical. We never got enough of that the first time around (a writing mistake in my opinion) and they’re so good together it’s lovely to watch. 

Anonymous said: Serkan not asking for help from Balca when asking his team for help with the marriage gifts preparations and refusing her offer of help when she asked made me so happy. Good job Serkan! He's learning! She's not trustworthy!

Yes, that was a good moment. And he was eyeing her very warily when she offered. The thing I don’t understand is how has no one caught on that she’s working with Babaanne? That entire office is filled with nosy people, has no one remarked on the number of times Balca has gone up to the office or they’ve disappeared for lunch at the same time? Come on Leyla! Come on Melo! Notice these things!  

Anonymous said: Fingers crossed that we finally make progress towards getting rid of Seiman & Balca now that all the girls were drugged and Eda was put in the car in the last episode. Unless Seiman has a change of heart and takes Eda back inside before anyone wakes & the guys get there then the show has to address it. Although I do not think Balca is going to back down unless Serkan straight up tells her he has zero interest in her and never will. Totally fine if that happens in the next episode.

Will Balca backdown even if she’s humiliated like that? She’s so delusional I’m not sure. What I am sure is that she’s dangerous. This came in before we saw the other two fragmans that have no mention of the kidnapping. Hard to picture how that is so easily resolved. Unless she frees herself (which seems unlikely in her groggy state) or maybe Melo’s future boyfriend is able to stop it before they get far?  Or I don’t know. I just know that I want to see Serkan lose his mind and all the other characters see Serkan lose his mind and then I want it to be over. LOL.

Anonymous said: As much as I am loving everything Edser, I cannot wait for Seiman, Balca and Grandma to be gone. And I am even more annoyed to think that the show might try to redeem all 3 characters. All 3 of them are truly awful people and no need to waste air time trying to make the audience think any different. Just my opinion...🤷🏻‍♀️. Show please finally expose those 3 for the psychos they are and get rid of them.

Bye bitches!  I don’t think there’s any redemption for Balca and Seiman. They both have poisoned/dosed people, hard to come back from that.  And there is no need to redeem them because neither is compelling enough to be a long-term character. But maybe Granny, we probably will see a redemption arc for her. 

Anonymous said: i know you were worried a few weeks ago that with ayse leaving as writer, we probably wouldn't have the same sort of comedy as previous episodes... but istg the whole kiz isteme scene, especially with chef alex, had me almost crying with laughter. especially when serkan off the cuff just goes "well if that's an option..." to everyone misunderstanding alex "wanting" ayfer for 2 nights and then eda ready to beat him with the flowers he bought her... comedic gold lmao.

SO GOOD! I was thrilled to see that sort of comedy, the sort of comedy we’d come to expect, from these writers. I think it bodes very well indeed!  

That scene was amazing. I know Neslihan said that much of it was improvised. Probably that line from Serkan (since Serkan is SO out-of-his-mind in love I’m not sure he could even joke about having Eda only two nights a week! LOL) was improv from Kerem, and Aydan asking about the other nights, and Seyfi bringing up the weekend. And Eda’s very Hande-esque “Ser-KAN.” 

I just love rewatching that scene and checking out everyone who is breaking character and just losing it. Cagri most of all. He’s blurred aback there but you can see Ferit spends the whole time laughing or trying to stifle a laugh. Reminds me of Cagri in the scene in 18 when they’re watching the security footage he was losing it in that scene as well. 

Anonymous said: i'm scared - I think they are really about to give us all of these happy EdSer scenes only to have something happen RIGHT before the wedding ceremony due to Babaanne. Based on the last episode, I don't think there's any chance of a breakup (knock on wood) but what if Serkan gets arrested, goes to jail for 2 years, and we get a time jump?

This was sent before the last two teasers, so yes I think something is gonna happen. We shall see!  I don’t really think Serkan going to jail for 2 years is in the cards, at least I hope not!  Besides if Babaanne did that she would have no hopes of ever reconciling with Eda, so that seems unlikely she’d follow through and leave him there for so long a time. 

Anonymous said: With the last week's sex scene, they did a lot of fade outs but the scene was basically still there so it wasn't much wasted effort for the actors. But for what they're teasing in episode 28 - idk how they can get away with showing them in the shower at all if Serkan lifting Eda with her clothes on had required blurring? Is Eda dropping her robe even pushing it? It's intriguing indeed.

Great questions. We’re 36 hours from finding out (well I'm longer than that because I wait for the English subs, hee hee) All I know is I want to see these scenes.. one way or another! 

[shinygemstone]

1. High school

2. Pansexual (just look at my PFP lmao)

3. Uhh if you're reading this for them just go with kye/kyr

4. Yes

5. American

6. Cancer

7. Pisces

8. Virgo

9. Entp

10. Yes

11. Ravenclaw

12. Like Athena or Apollo I think? Not really sure about this one

13. Screenplay writer

14. Mmmmm in this world? Norway. If it were an option? The boiling isles.

15. Yes his name is Hank he is my baby

16. Parents, dog, sibling

17. My whole wardrobe kinda sucks ngl, but there's this hoodie with a bunch of different colors on it that looks really cool

18. Single

19. Right now it's probably Meet Cute Diary

20. Turning Red

21. Children of the Stars by the Orion Experience

22. Like 9 hours, normally it's 10 though

23. I got it in November of 2021

24. I play the flute in my school's band

25. Pokemon diamond

26. Inside by Bo Burnham

27. One.

28. Yes, but I don't let myself have it often because I will consume insane amounts of it

29. Tea

30. Milk chocolate

31. Chocolate

32. Ha I have a three way tie for first place, so therefore third place is also fox, raven, and wolf

33. A minute and three seconds

34. Choir kids can't read sheet music

35. Maybe? When I was younger, I was certain I did, but I'm not sure I'd make a good parent now and going through a pregnancy sounds like hell, so...

36. Mountains

37. Bold of you to assume I've ever quit a hobby

38. Splatoon 2 bitch

39. Some college, studying a major I hate because it's profitable

40. Yeah I'm going to university when I graduate, it's non-negotiable

41. 6th grade all the way that year was amazing

42. I have good eyes I guess

43. I don't know? I can read fast I guess

44. Legally yes, actually no

45. Duh

46. Yes

47. Not really, it beats Christianity though

48. This boy I barely knew who was kind of a shithead

49. Bold of you to assume I own any (I wasn't kidding when I said my wardrobe sucks)

50. One.

51. Two, three if you count preschool

52. Indiana (hell)

53. On a weeknight? 10:30. On a weekend? After midnight

54. Do tutoring and return overdue library books

55. No

56. No

57. I don't fucking know, there's this one pasta place we go to like twice a year that's pretentious as all fuck though

58. One hour and 28 minutes.

59. No

60. The ocean

61. No

62. Fuck no

63. She doesn't like sports either (as far as I'm aware)

64. None, sports are just evil

65. Turning Red

66. The Godfather

67. Home alone

68. Encanto

69. Confess to my crush, when I was a 7th grader and he was a senior

70. Graffiti

71. She moved to another country and doesn't really talk with me anymore

72. Uhhh probably one of the kids from the school musical

73. I became aware of the time at 8:08

74. 11:17

75. What

76. Brown

77. Red

78. One, but I'm gonna be out all day so shut up I do not need to touch grass

79 and 80. Like two years ago someone I know irl sent my sibling and I a downloadable version of the Steven Universe movie.

81. 82%

82. Like ten minutes

83. Black

84. I told my mother that I'd taken an allergy pill yesterday, when I actually forgot to do it

85. Ew no

86. I'm learning.

87. Like three I don't care enough to count that shit

88. Ew

89. It's not bad, but it's definitely overrated

90. Isn't there only one way to pronounce it? Or-e-o?

91. Da like dad, ta like tall,

92. Cara like character, mal like mall

93. 69 degrees farenheight

94. I got my first gaming console when I was eleven, so by default no

95. First Magic Treehouse book

96. I cannot remember the title of this book to save my life, but it was a typical girl-falls-in-love-with-a-vampire-and-tries-to-fix-him, but it was just 300 pages of him abusing her and her being an apologist for him. There's also a surprise pregnancy trope, but when I read it (I was twelve for reference) I was so sure it would be a plot twist that it was an STI. It wasn't.

97. Inside Job

98. I share my room. My side is an organized mess and I will eat your liver if you touch anything because it makes it possible for me to not know where something is. My sibling's side is super neat, but they can never find anything.

99. The fuck if I know

100. Ew no

101. The one I know is my friend's birthday, in June.

102. Never had one

103. Fuck no, that shit is rancid. I drink tea.

104. Some is decent

105. Never done one without my mom micromanaging, so idk

106. No clue what that is

107. My parents say yes, the fact that I'm two grade levels above where I need to be says yes, my grades say no

108. four

109. No

110. Ice cream

111. Not since I was a child

112. Yes

113. Earrings

114. Both, but separately

115. Hell naw that shit literally made me sick

116. Soda

117. Impale

118. You could stretch someone's arms out by pulling on them

119. 6'1

120. No

121. Fuck no

122. No

123. I- what?? Probably??

123 questions

Age

Sexuality

Pronouns

Are you in school?

Nationality

Sun sign

Rising sign

Moon sign

Myers briggs type

Do you have siblings?

Hogwarts house

Godly parent

Dream job

If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

Do you have any pets?

Who do you live with?

Whats your favourite piece of clothing you own?

Relationship status

Favourite book?

Last movie you watched?

Last song you listened to?

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

How long have you had tumblr?

Do you play any instruments?

What was the last video game you played?

Whats your favourite album?

How many languages can you speak?

Do you like chewing gum?

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

White, milk or dark chocolate?

Whats your favourite type of cake?

Whats your 3rd favourite animal?

How long can you hold your breathe? (please don't suffocate trying to find out)

Whats a fun fact to tell at parties?

Do you want to have children?

Would you rather live near the mountians or near the beach?

Do you regret quitting any hobbies?

Favourite video game?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Do you want to go to university /are at university /have been to university?

What would you say has been your best year so far?

Whats your favourite physical feature about yourself?

What do you think is your best talent?

Can you drive?

Can you ride a bike?

Can you swim?

Do you believe in astrology

What is your weirdest childhood crush?

Desribe your favourite jumper?

How many houses have you live in?

How many different schools have you been to?

What is the furthest youve ever travelled?

What time do you usually go to sleep?

What plans do you have for tomorrow?

Are you scared of space?

Can you knit?

What's the fanciest restaurant youve ever been too?

What's the longest flight you have ever been on?

Have you ever been on a cruise?

Is the ocean or space scarier?

Do you support any sports teams?

Have you ever played sports competitively?

What's your best friend's favourite sport?

Name a sport you would like to have a go at?

What was the last film you watched?

What was the last film you watched at a cinema?

What's your favourite Christmas film?

Name a film you watch for the soundtrack?

What's the worst thing you've ever been dared to do?

What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?

What's the reason for the last friendship you ended?

Who is your newest friend?

What time did you wake up today?

What time did you go to bed last night?

How many spoons can you balance on your face?

What colour is your hair?

What colour do you want your hair to be?

How many times have you left your house today?

When was the last time you downloaded a film or music illegally?

What was it?

How much charge does your phone have?

How many hours have you been on tumblr today?

What colour is your top?

What was the last lie you told?

Are you or have you ever been vegan?

Can you drive?

How many capital cities can you name?

Your opinion on pineapple on pizza?

Your opinion on the beach?

How is 'oreo' pronounced?

How is 'data' pronounced?

How is 'caramel' pronounced?

What's the ideal temperature?

Was you good at video games as a kid?

What's the first book you remember reading?

What's the worst book you've ever read?

What TV show would you recommend to everyone?

Is your room tidy?

How many people do you follow?

Have you ever tried dating apps?

Who's birthday is next out of your family and friends?

Do you drink energy drinks?

Do you drink coffee?

What's your opinion on fish

Do you like hosting events?

Do you like being on aux?

Are you good at maths?

How many phone numbers have you memorised?

Can you do a handstand?

Jelly or ice cream?

Have you ever been to a birthday party for children?

Have you ever seen a Broadway show?

What's your favourite type of jewellery?

Savoury or sweet?

Do you like mcdonalds?

What do you call carbonated beverages?

Do you have a favourite word?

What is something dumb you believed as a child?

What height do you wish you were?

Do you have or want tattoos?

Can you code?

Did you watch glee?

Can you fit your fist in your mouth?

[the-firebird69]

Yeh there are changes in the numbers and they are not too huge that changes.

All of the large stashes and caches of the city area of Trump's are empty and I might note that there are no other stashes and cashes that have the stuff in it

All of the medium stashes and caches are empty. All of the empty stash and cash areas top side everything fought over heavily the trumpsters are at a disadvantage they don't have their weapon stashes caches anymore and the diminished fast very fast because they're in all 30 and little ones funny for it

There are 40 caverns of size each and every one of them is now empty and the void of stuff all this hauld off into the tunnels. Areas above the caverns fought hard over, trumpsters diminishing to zero there fast. They continue to roll in though to claim it.

40 large parks and about 90% of them are empty and the rest are being fought over Klendathu did not retreat and we're not beaten they mostly empty the parks in the 10% remaining our emptying now. 300 smaller parts are empty and yes by Klendathu , 30,000,000 smallest parks our empty fully now and 99% of them are empty

In general are usually large stashes and caches however Donald Trump has small ones all over these cities and countryside they did mention them and they're being gone after now about 300 million of those then they're trillions upon trillions of small ones by each trumpster it has rank and then there's each dumpster who has a place a house they usually have stuff below it and inside it and in the Attic is usually crambed with other people's stuff. Tons of people are seeking that right now and I found it already and their areas are shrinking fast and it's a free-for-all really the Trump's troops most of them left but people do fight over the stuff

Here in Florida the big stash under the glades is half full. They're also three other large ones about half that size and we didn't mention them in the count that we should and the ones that are half that size are still full. The tavern here is emptying and it's going below and it's not really that good cuz as our son is stuck here. There are a lot of smaller caches in Florida and it is not typical to have the Smitty and each one is underneath and inside of a Trump'sters house. Turn around 300 million houses was decent amount of stuff in them of theirs and 200 million more was a half decent amount of stuff so that cramped halfway these are houses are good size about 4,000 ft house footprint minimum and yeah they're like head guys then other people have houses with tons of stuff in them and that's what's Trump's just look at as success is your son and can't believe that he would be anybody but the recent news is causing them to be in horror. The shocked and appalled that he could do it and his are superhuman. Deadly mean tough and yeah big. Horrified at what they will do to them. Well he says is you haven't hurt them you haven't found them you haven't taken from them and you saw it out my GF I guess you could call them so I'm just so I'm not sure if trumpsters that they would be that angry and screwing around with me all day long I seems to be fine. And they feel a bit better but I'm worried about how to change your family and say stuff about it when they are complicitous in several of their deaths and they say they're mad about it but most of it was Tommy f and they haven't found it shows him trying to use Trump as cover constant attempts my comparison Trump is responsible in general about 1 to 2% of 100 and Tommy f is it about 90% of the total but they were influence to do it by Tommy f there's a way to say it Tommy f was having it all done and influenced certain players to implicate themselves over and over in a very small number of homicides that they contributed a little too mostly due to coercion and manipulation by Tommy f and that's abomination and she abomination

Thor Freya

[eyecicles]

Hi, you say that L is a Scorpio Sun, Pisces Moon and Aquarius Rising, have you thought of all of his placements and the astrology placements of the other death note characters? (I'm very interested in astrology and death note and your opinion on this)

Oh god, I could probably write you a book about this, haha. That’s three (DN, L, astrology) special interests at once! So thanks for the question.

(Again: it’s not meant to be taken 100% seriously and just something I do because my brain loves to obsess over certain topics, so please, anyone who reads this, don’t come to me with the “Validity of Astrology Discourse”)

We neither know the exact time of L’s birth, nor where he was born (and that’s true for every DN character, it’s just especially complicated with him because of his ethically mixed background). Which means that we will probably never know the placements of his Houses, but the rest of his radix is fortunately pretty much set. I looked it up for various potential birthplaces (relevant are: England (Europe is tiny, so it would only make a minimal difference if he was born in Italy or France), Russia (I tried a few places for Russia, for obvious reasons) and Japan) and at least none of his luminaries change signs, depending on where he was born, so that’s great.

I also tried many different times for the time of his birth and this is the one I probably like the best:

As I said, I headcanon his AC to be in Aquarius, but that’s not the only thing I like about this: it would put his Scorpio sun almost at the zenith and in the 8th house too. He’s quite the extreme Scorpio, in my opinion, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if his sun were in the “Scorpio House” on top of it. (I could also talk about his MC and IC in Sagittarius and Gemini, but then I would never stop talking, so I’ll shut up for now) (Or his Leo DC *cough*) (Or that Pisces - where also his moon is - is caged in this one)

I also consider this:

It’s pretty different, as you can see, and I think Virgo Rising is less likely than Aquarius rising, but what I like about this, is that most of the luminaries are under the horizon (which would fit his introverted and secretive nature) and also left (which would fit his self-centered nature). (And his DC in Pisces would be interesting too, considering his weird, complicated relationship with Light, who’s Pisces)

I looked at his horoscope with various other House placements too, but whatever.

So, anyway, funnily enough, all of this:

Scorpio Sun

Pisces Moon

Sagittarius Mercury (barely, though, his Mercury is still heavily influenced by Scorpio)

Scorpio Venus

Leo Mars

Virgo Jupiter

Virgo Saturn

Scorpio Uranus

Sagittarius Neptune

Libra Pluto

Virgo Lunar Node

Libra Lilith

Taurus Chiron

Pisces Pholus

is canon. Of course, Ohba doesn’t give fuck about any of this, except his Sun (I think), but I’m still very satisfied with practically all of this and can’t help but analyse it in my spare time.

And I think this:

Scorpio Sun, House 8

Pisces Moon, House 1/Rising

Sagittarius Mercury, House 9

Scorpio Venus, House 9

Leo Mars, House7

Virgo Jupiter, House7

Virgo Saturn, House7

Scorpio Uranus, House9

Sagittarius Neptune, House10/MC

Libra Pluto, House8

Virgo Lunar Node, House7

Libra Lilith, House7/8 (8, imo)

Taurus Chiron, House 2/3

Pisces Pholus, House1/Rising

looks very, very good. Pisces Moon in AC would probably surprise a few people, but think about his pale skin, round, bulging eyes and his wacky (”loony”) hair. Seriously, he’s quite the classic water type. It would also explain why he does everything he needs to do to feel comfortable (eating sweets, walking barefoot, limp posture, wearing only certain, comfortable clothes = classic Pisces stuff) in front of everyone (which is part of what the AC stands for), without caring about what people might think (= Aquarius Rising).

And where does his incredible stubbornness come from? Mainly from basically everything about his Sun, Leo Mars and Sagittarius MC. Honestly, the motto of a Leo Mars in DC could very well be: “

He who moves first always wins.

”

The only thing I don’t like about this, is that it would make the 7th House his most prominent House……. I have no idea what to make of that.

As for other DN characters: yes, I’ve thought about most of the main character’s placements too. And it’s really nice that we know all of their birthdays & the years there were born in and can also guess at least the country they were born in.

So, in my opinion,

Light

is either Capricorn Rising or Virgo Rising:

(This “looks” more like him, but I like some other parts of the second one better) (Libra Moon at the centre is just…. very Light-ish)

(especially that his Moon would already have some Scorpio influence in this one) (But Gemini MC sounds… unlikely)

So I think his radix would either look like this: 

Pisces Sun, House 2Libra Moon, House 9Pisces with Aries Mercury, House 2Pisces Venus, House 2Sagittarius Mars, House 11Pisceswith Aquarius Jupiter, House 2Sagittarius Saturn, House 11Sagittarius Uranus, House 11/12 (I’m sure it’s 12)Capricorn Neptune, House 12Scorpio Pluto, House 10/MCTaurus with AriesLunar Node, House 3Taurus Lilith, House 4/ICGemini Chiron, House 5Taurus with AriesPholus, House¾ (maybe IC)

or this:

Pisces Sun, House 6/7 Libra with Scorpio Moon, House 2Pisces with Aries Mercury, House 7Pisces Venus, House 7Sagittarius Mars, House 4/ICPisces with Aquarius Jupiter, House 6Sagittarius Saturn, House 4/ICSagittarius Uranus, House 4/ICCapricorn Neptune, House 4/ICScorpio Pluto, House 3Taurus with Aries Lunar Node, House 8Taurus Lilith, House 9Gemini Chiron, House 10/MCTaurus with Aries Pholus, House8/9

All this stuff in IC would explain a lot and I like that this puts his sun in the 6th House.

As for Misa:

(I’m pretty sure that’s what her radix would look like) (& I’m at least 90% certain that her AC would be Gemini)

Capricorn (with Sagittarius, btw, which is pretty important - she doesn’t have much of a Capricorn) Sun, House 7Aquarius Moon, House 9Sagittarius Mercury, House 6/7Aquarius Venus, House 9Aquarius/Pisces (it’s at 0°00in Pisces with the time of birth I chose, haha) Mars, House 10/MCCapricorn with Aquarius Jupiter, House 8Scorpio Saturn, House 6Sagittarius Uranus, House 6/7Capricorn Neptune, House 7Scorpio Pluto, House 5/6Taurus Lunar Node, House 12Aries Lilith, House 11

Gemini Chiron, House 12Aries Pholus, House11

So, deciding on Near’s Rising sign was probably the most difficult one for me. But I think it’s, probably, an Earth sign - like his Sun. I considered Aquarius, for example, too, but he’s already an Aquarius Moon and I think most of what I see in him of this sign is pretty much covered by this. And he also has a strong Leo influence either way… (I think he was born late into the day - after 6 pm - for various reasons, so I’d put his AC anywhere form Capricorn to Taurus) (Oh, and I think he was born somewhere in Great Britain, but I could be wrong) This is with Taurus:

(As you can see, he has lots of Capricorn influence regardless)

Virgo Sun, House 5Aquarius with Scorpio Moon, House 11Leo with Aries Mercury, House 5Leo Venus, House 5Virgo Mars, House 6Leo Jupiter, House 5Aquarius Saturn, House 10/MCCapricorn Uranus, House 9Capricorn Neptune, House 9Scorpio Pluto, House 6/7Capricorn Lunar Node, House 9/10 (maybe MC)Capricorn Lilith, House 9Leo Chiron, House 4Cancer Pholus, House4

(Yeah….. looks a bit extreme, but I like how his AC looks here, especially because of the Aquarius, Pisces and Moon influences)

Virgo Sun, House 7Aquarius with Scorpio Moon, House 1/RisingLeo Mercury, House 7Leo Venus, House 7Virgo Mars, House 8Leo Jupiter, House 7Aquarius Saturn, House 1/RisingCapricorn Uranus, House 12Capricorn Neptune, House 12/1 (maybe Rising)Scorpio Pluto, House 9/10 (maybe MC)Capricorn Lunar Node, House 1/RisingCapricorn Lilith, House 12Leo Chiron, House 7Cancer Pholus, House 7

On to Mello:

We don’t know where he was born, but I chose Slovenia for his birth place:

(And I think this fits him pretty well! Especially Sun in House 9 and all those luminaries in House 10 opposing his Moon - and Jupiter - in House 4, lol)

Sagittarius Sun, House 9Cancer Moon, House 4Capricorn Mercury, House 10/MCAquarius Venus, House 11Scorpio Mars, House 8Cancer Jupiter, House 4/ICCapricorn Saturn, House 10/MCCapricon Uranus, House 10/MCCapricorn Neptune, House 10/MCScorpio Pluto, House 8AquariusLunar Node, House 11/12Scorpio Lilith, House 8Cancer Chiron, House 4/ICGeminiPholus, House 3/4 (maybe IC)

(But, imo, Leo Rising is just as likely, my Sun is in the 5th House too and I can see some of what this means in him) (Also, Aquarius DC sounds like him too)

Sagittarius Sun, House 5Cancer Moon, House 12Capricorn  Mercury, House 6Aquarius Venus, House 6/7Scorpio Mars, House 5Cancer Jupiter, House 12Capricorn Saturn, House 6Capricon Uranus, House 6Capricorn Neptune, House 6Scorpio Pluto, House 4/IC (this would explain a lot)AquariusLunar Node, House 7Scorpio Lilith, House 4/IC (this too)Cancer Chiron, House 12GeminiPholus, House11

And….. I’ll stop here, but you can always ask me about other characters too (or to go more in-depth), if you want to! I won’t get tired talking about this, no matter how pointless it might be, haha.

[the-firebird69]

You had several advances we've taken a lot of territory we moved the wall. We have a huge number of higher ups and we know exactly what's going on you know what we need to be going after and we know why there are giant number of them that have absolutely no clue about us and there are a bunch of them to do so we have to be careful it is someone deceptive here and I'm telling people watch out for it but also growing here we have several businesses that you guys into and then I do get us into and Thor and Freya and Bitol and Goddess Wife, the latter he said pave the way and they did they started a business and it had it in St Pete and they plowed in and they kept on doing it and doing it and doing it and they sent out real alarms and so he gives him saying that he did that and he couldn't do it and then him alone is not going to pull the weight and you know it's like my cheese Mo so a lot of people saw it anything there's something out he's still being in the outstanding job just not an infiltrating so he's a hero and it is of course our way to try and do the job the whole thing and then he tried to spearheaded and kept getting beat and one day he was honest sit down and put his head down and said this is impossible and a lot of people see who are against the max but yeah it is impossible and they say it's very very difficult

And we've had advances all over the place they're selling tons and tons of cars trucks bikes van's big trucks excavating equipment, and we have huge factories coming up and we have robots everywhere service robots and literally probably won't have any but now we have tons of them that goes Ferg and she's famous now usually famous. Those bands better songs all sorts of things famous and we have a favorite of his coming to town it's those little boats and people want to assemble them and race and win houses and wind boats and they want to win cruises and all sorts of things and it's a small town kind of thing where you have a small circuit and you have the small race and it's not going to be this huge races but it is going to start a league and there is a league that's forming there are already is one but it's kind of haphazard in the several of them and the several names to them and he says well you can continue their leagues and then you have the leagues fight each other like AFC and NFC and that's actually how it does it so instantly in the western and they do that and have conferences and all sorts of things so they're going to be very pleased I think couldn't hear about it and we're getting calls already it says they are it says that sounds great and everything that my boats are going to be here boats I don't think so. And we have all the safety gear the harnesses and all the proper equipment is on board all the ones he assemble will come with all of it and people like trying to skim but if we if you skip please replace it with stronger parts titanium that are lighter and still do the same job because otherwise you're going to get hurt these boats are very fast 90 miles an hour and a small boat is extremely fast and asking for it in certain places here so he's going to be entertained later cuz it's a lot of fun at least I'll get to watch it you know the least and we're doing all sorts of other things too is BYOB bar and we might add a faster to it that during the evening at certain times it's really your own and we might quit the electric grill in meaning that the grill filaments are electric then you shut the electricity off in a certain time and you lock up the area so if you can come and grill and you can come in bring your own beer and your family and have a cookout a lot of people ask for that and we put benches and also things gazebos and those are go too for real according to Mary for some reason you think it's a massive delusion when we didn't really explain what we're doing very clearly to him I think cuz you're not really fooling me and for doing it all over the country in the world while parts of the country and the glow a lot of your people are mad at you cuz you don't do anything anymore and you're expressing it here in this country and for me to see it it's the way I'm saying you want them to push you to do your job but you can't see now and you're in fighting and you can't seem to get it together

Hera Zues