#with chapters and all

[cyberrose2001]

I'm tired of hiding behind anon. It's time I fess up to how down bad I am for Optimus Prime.

I want a Matrix and Synth-En powered Optimus to rearrange my guts and keep me round with his sparklings. I want Optimus to use me to singlehandedly repopulate Cybertron, keep me as his personal breeding toy.

Being the Prime's mate would be such a high honor/position. You'd be treated like a Prime yourself, human or not; especially once you've obtained a sacred womb tattoo. Optimus himself would pamper you, femmes and mechs alike would envy you; the council could chew nails and spit fire at the fact you hold more say than they do, just because you fuck Primus' chosen one.

I'd say a lot more, but I'd probably either be sent to jail, or the nut house.

Tl,dr; I would let Optimus Prime do horrendous things to me. I am a mentally unwell individual.

oh HELL yeah!!! confess your sins my child

If you're gonna help a Prime repopulate Cybertron, you have to expect the most lavish pampering. The most expensive silks and gowns that allow your rounded figure to be on display at all times, a private penthouse/quarters with a birthing suite that give the best views Cybertron has to offer

I'd never think to bring the council into it, but I have to agree that they would be less then enthused that a human is granted some kind of power over them, not just because you're fucking Optimus Prime (which holds power in itself) but because the damn matrix has imprinted on you too which is one step above any kind of power that the Council wields and they hate it

And the mechs and femmes that'd flutter around you like groupies anytime they get a glimpse of you in public. You'd be revered like a celebrity for being the Primes mate and due to you being the first human they've ever laid optics on, coming in crowds just to bask in your essence, or to stare at you in disgust. Some Cybertronians might even get a chance to feel your baby bump.

I too, have a lot of things to say but I'm limiting myself to a couple paragraphs FJJDKS

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[bamsara]

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

[kiisaes]

crepe date for yaoi day (8/1) 👍

[goomyloid]

dog coded kris

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[dellaray]

Chapter 2: First Year: The Hogwarts Express

“None of you are related to me, are you?” He drawled. He had the same high, upper class accent that Peter and James had. Remus disliked them all at once, knowing that they’d think he was common – and a half blood, whatever that was.

“Don’t think so.” James replied, grinning, “James Potter.” He held out a hand again. The other boy shook it, easily,

“Oh good, a Potter. Dad told me not to talk to you.”

[nyanrial]

making little snowmen ⛄⛄

[1alchemistart]

HEHE NEW CHAPTER

tbh if they end up dancing im going to expect them to be goofy JKAKLSDFK but waltz drawing OBLIGATORY obv

have this little anya too

[tariah23]

The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.

[saintforan]

they are watching their food /hj

i needed an excuse to draw the actual dogday lmao

[hinamie]

sympathy for cain

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[lotus-pear]

HAPPY 117 EVERYONE ITS BUNGOVER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[bamsara]

A quick tutorial on how to Download Fics from AO3

After making this poll about the panic that comes when Archive of Our Own goes down, there seems to be a chunk of folks who didn't know they could download fics for offline use, or don't know how to go about it. Here's a quick tutorial for that.

You do not need an AO3 account (unless the fic you are trying to download is restricted to AO3 users only) you only need an internet connection and a device to download to, whether it's PC or a phone.

These instructions work for both desktop and mobile. At the top of the fic, where the chapter index is, there will be the download option on the right side, and an 'Entire Work' button the left side.

For One-Shots: Go ahead and click the download button.

For multiple chapter fics: In order to have the fic download all together instead of downloading each chapter individually, make sure you select the 'Entire Work' button. Like the names says, it displays the entire work on the webpage, and will download the entire fic with all it's chapters in the correct order when you go to download.

Archive of our Own will automatically download the entire fic work now instead of chapters.

Click the download button. You've got a couple of options:

What these options mean:

AZW3 - Amazon-developed ebook format that is designed for Kindles and Amazon's systems. Good if you want to read off of a kindle.

EPUB - Standard file format for Ebooks and is basically used as the default for pretty much most ebook readers. This is what I prefer to use when downloading to my phone.

MOBI - An older version of the AZW3. Older but standard as well.

PDF - Downloads the fics as a PDF. Can be read anywhere you can open a PDF.

HTML - Downloads an offline version of the exact webpage you are looking at. Fine if you want to keep the 'look' of AO3 but you can't change the text size or reading style like you can with ebook formats.

Not sure which one to download? Use EPUB since it's standard and readable by pretty much everything, retains images too.

You now have your fic downloaded to your device and can read it on whatever reading app you have. YAY!

Do keep in mind that these are offline files that do not synch with Archive. So if you download an ongoing fic that updates or is edited since you last downloaded, you will need to download it again to have the updated version.

I highly encourage you download your fics if you are able. Worst case scenario, if AO3 goes down for an indefinite amount of time or the author deletes or hides it, you still have it. (Only download, not distribute.) Best case scenario, you have saved yourself an inconvenience for later.

Happy Reading!