#with bianca everything was always so coded and clever. cyrus puts his whole bare heart into it every single time and varric Cant Deal

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23: Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines? Cyrus and Varric? (if someone got to this one first, dealer's choice)

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23: Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Varric Tethras is constitutionally incapable of the kind of ego-less sincerity that cheesiness requires. Pick-up lines specifically are not Cyrus' default mode, but all he needs is a little alcohol in his system to start dropping the corniest, sappiest, overwhelmingly, embarrassingly sentimental shit. If people were flowers, I’d pick you and Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? type mfer.

(Esp early in their relationship, Varric has absolutely no idea how to cope with this and gets so flustered so easily & quickly, which is very good incentive for Cyrus to keep doing it.)