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Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

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his life IS a fever dream

Why does his life sound like a damn fever dream, like this has to be real I can't imagine you can just make up a fake scenario like this

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100% accurate

If we’re being honest these titles pretty well embody the plots of the books.

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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it. • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad. • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel. • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there. • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover. • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick. • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it. • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.  • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel. • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas. • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https:// • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking. • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test. • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft. • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster. • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out. • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier. • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either. • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat. • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes. • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing. • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks. • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy. • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it. • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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always reblog this classic

make love to the mountain!

one of the ancestors of "youtube poop" was the internet's love of finding bizarre, funny, or just plain bad video clips and editing them into songs.

this has been happening for as long as there was a way to upload video to the internet; before YouTube, it was Shockwave Flash and/or embedded realplayer files.

one example of this art form that's stuck with me over the years is this 2010 edit of a DVD feature from "Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (1989)". in the original video, shatner tries to explain his artistic vision behind opening the movie with Kirk freeclimbing a cliff in Yosemite as shore leave. his galaxy brain theory about the appeal of rock-climbing – about granite rock formations being (on some level) living creatures, which climbers are subconsciously trying to make love to by climbing – did the rounds as a minor meme in its own right, but the musical arrangement is what catapulted it to major meme status (to the extent that memes could be major back then).

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Interphase Fanzine | Connie Faddis, Gee Moaven, Monica Miller, Gayle Freyer (1976-77)

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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i'm always saying this

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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Ringo Friday

A very thoughtful Ringo Starr in 1973.

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he's also a Scientologist

The Colombian Jewish community is reeling after an anti-Zionist rabbi was tapped to be the country’s director of religious affairs.

Richard Gamboa Ben-Eleazar was appointed to the post in Colombia’s Ministry of the Interior by Colombian President Gustavo Petro according to an announcement Gamboa made on X last Thursday.

He thanked Petro for “the opportunity to serve excluded and marginalized religious minorities from the Directorate of Religious Affairs, in the construction of a just and peaceful Colombia for all.”

But Colombia’s Jewish community does not recognize Gamboa as a rabbi, and Jewish groups have condemned him as an antisemite. He reportedly received his ordination from a Florida institution called the Esoteric Theological Seminary that advertises rabbinical degrees for $160. Gamboa’s LinkedIn displays an ordination certificate from the seminary.

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this is so good! Kirk-IS-Kirk!

absolute pure sunshine 🌻 (insta | tiktok | timelapse here! | commissions/prints)

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if only! Jamie would do it out of pure spite

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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it's in his contract

also

why does kirk’s shirt get destroyed in every fight he’s in 😭 mf is some kind of shirtless every other episode

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he wrote so much fix-it fic it became canon

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

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bottom left: why does Kirk look like Dean Martin

Star Trek Frame-Tray Puzzles (1978, 1979)

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Look at his BUTT!

william shatner can die knowing that the great shots of his posterior in tos are preserved for posterity