#with a baseball bat!

[offscreendeath]

[iero]

i hate ur anxiety and i will fight that bitch

I hate it too... Hand-in-hand combat with that son of a bitch.

[hamletthedane]

Continuing my series of pretending tumblr polls are methodologically sound:

(+ bonus for the tags: how many of your friends and family do you think will vote, regardless of who they’re voting for.

And non-usamericans how are you feeling about the American election? 👀)

PLEASE REBLOG TO SPREAD BEFORE ELECTION DAY 🇺🇸🗳️🗳️

[sugurugetos]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: 2.03 (2024)

[atidingofmagpies]

Look I hope Jürgen leitner is dead in every universe as much as the next guy but how funny would it be if Sam and Alice go to the Magnus Institute, Manchester and that little rat bastard is STILL in the tunnels

[sualne]

more about the AU!

(timeline)

[mmelete]

Four: *exists*

LU Fandom: my gift to you

[gazkamurocho]

Thinking about the Kazumaji High School AU again

[uwudonoodle]

Remembering that time I spent 2 months building a Kyubey piñata, just so I could bash his head in with a baseball bat.

[chocostrwberry]

Ooohhh when is there going to be an akumatized luka?

RIGHT NOW!! :D

Heartrocker is Akumatized Luka, after breaking up with Marinette. 💔

His music creates supersonic waves!

I’d like to think that a special song also makes civilians to fangirl over him, but he’s not interested? He’s just over them/doesn’t want their attention (even though he’s creating them) and he just wants to find Marinette and use his powers to make her love him, or obsessed with him like he kind of is with her. He sends the fans to go find Marinette while he focuses on trying to take the miraculous.

It’s not the right thing to do, but he thinks Marinette doesn’t care about him at all, although he loves her to his core. She didn’t show up to his concert, lied about it, then didn’t even try to protest their breakup. So clearly he’s not over her and wants clarity, which causes his Akumatization. Ofc the breakup was over multiple instances of lying, but the concert was the final straw because she promised him she’d be there, and he was going to perform an original song he wrote just for her.

He ends up putting Ladybug under the same spell, and he’s about to take her miraculous before realizing if he does, Hawkmoth will take away his powers and he can’t get Marinette to love him again. So he ends up just having a depressing therapy session with her, where she convinces him to hand over his akuma object and he can’t be akumatized anymore after that!

[gomzdrawfr]

content warning: angst, major character death (MCD), blood(in grey)

say my name

[spark-circuit]

hello Emanator!Sampo theory enjoyers. is this anything.

[frost-faerie]

"They should be at the club-" NO!!!! THEY SHOULD BE AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE OTHER PARENTS!!!

[vapidsoup]

living in hinamizawa must be so fucking funny. its june 1983, youre hanging out with your friends in some fuckass village with zero (0) formal education institutions and being like yeah man im so hyped to go to the watanagashi festival and play the ring toss. hopefully nobody dies from the blood curse for the fifth consecutive year :/ anyways do these cicadas ever shut the fuck up or

[halflifebutawesome]

Theres not like a single normal looking render of hl2 Barney he's either like Kubrick staring into the camera or it's that stupid fucking dorkass pose with the crossed arms. Like can he knock it off

[heyclickadee]

Okay, this headline is killing me.

Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.