it was scary. he wasn't ashamed to say it, "I'M SCARED, BABY." tomas grumbled in his sleepiness. he'd crawled in from a night of work when he found his husband watching the tv. school would be closed for the day, maybe even the week, after the murder of the whittaker girl so promiment in town. not just that but another family member gone -- seemingly cursed, definitely targeted. "i don't get why they want you to come in when you know they're closing school. they did it before." but his words linger. they'll do it again.
@ofmonstrosities | with arthur.
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hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD
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My situation rn
im to lazy to look up for references
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Dick spent so much time climbing, hanging off things, or solving problems upside down that it became a joke with the Titans that Robins think better like that. Fast forward a couple of years and Jason threatens to shoot the next person who flips him upside down when he's scheming (Artemis gets Bizarro to do it). Tim nearly kicks Kon in the face for flipping him over. Kara does it when Stephanie's being annoying, but mercifully by the time Damian's there, no one does it to him. Still, occasionally one of the Bats will be upside down because they got caught like that or fell through a vent and have a Eureka moment and everyone will feel vindicated and it starts up all over again.
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“lol Arthur Conan Doyle clearly didn’t know anything about drugs. Sherlock Holmes did cocaine but it calmed him down. That’s not how cocaine works!”
There are two options: Arthur Conan Doyle had never met someone addicted to cocaine or he met some with ADHD who was addicted to cocaine
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This post is on my mind way too often
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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Gwen isn't even mad because she knows how it is when you give Merlin a lil' smooch on reflex.
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