#witch! ryan bergara

[macncheems]

shuffles through papers ummmm.....can i interest any of you in a watcher owl house au...?

[magick-memes]

[wordybee]

when it's cork board time.

[boymanmaletheshequel]

Sometimes self care is sipping foraged Violet tea in bed while watching ghost files with the ghoul boys in your Victorian apartment surrounded by your houseplants and crystals 💚

[witchknightblue]

Welcome to my blog. This is going to be some weird mix of witch stuff, Puppet History/Watcher Entertainment shitposting and me being a nerd.

My name is Ruíra, I'm 25, I'm OBSESSED with history and have a splash of the diagnosed Autism+ADHD. I have never been normal about anything, ever. I'm also a witch, and queer.

ACAB. BLM. Racists, antisemitics, TERFS, SWERFS, Nazis, and other bigots - get the fuck off my blog.

Have fun, don't be assholes, feel free to sends asks or dms as long as you're not being a creep.

[sneakykitsuneart]

"Do not underestimate me, Father Thomas, for I am the Good Witch Ryan. Child of the Human Realm,student of the Boiling Isles and guardian of peace. NOW EAT THIS SUCKA"

- Ryan Bergara (if I decide to make this into an AU)

Yes to celebrate the epic conclusion of the Owl House I decided to draw Ryan Bergara of @wearewatcher as Titan Witch Luz or Titan Witch Ryan in this case.

This article piece is also available on my art Instagram which is also victoriastinydoodles

[shyanshippingsociety]

Shyan Shipping Society Fic Promo - November 2022 - January 2023

last post

holiday parties and the new year, the perfect excuse for some shyan fic! check out everything our members wrote from november 2022 to january 2023! and if you’re interested, check out our new years fic exchange masterpost!

november

Who You Gonna Call? by Golden4278 | G, 2K, on-going

Ghost Busters! AU

Simple Math by TheMouthKing & tripwirealarm | E, 118K, complete

While filming Ghost Files, a joke goes off the rails and lights a long-ignored fuse between its two co-hosts, but what’s initially just some fun fooling around under specific parameters leads to increasingly complicated feelings, and when a situation brings those feelings under a microscope, a choice has to be made.

Icarus Falling by teresa_agasgi | T, 1K, complete

When Shane flies too close to the sun he needs something to fall back to.

aka Ryan comforts Shane

Something Unholy by PlatinumPussycat208 | E, 2K, complete

“I’m glad you’re taking this investigation very seriously.” “I just want the ghosties to come and fuck around with me!” - Shane and Ryan encounter a ghostly presence at St Ignatius, just not in the way they expected.

Anti-Heroes by Golden4278 | G, 800, on-going

What if the hero and villain were secretly best friends?

Ryan and Shane are broke students at New York University, studying photography and journalism respectively. When they each stumble upon the other's secret, the boys come up with the brilliant idea to make some cash reporting on their own escapades.

Don’t Ever Change by ouijaboy | T, 1K, complete

“Look at how clear the night turned out! There’s not a cloud in sight!”

Ryan shifts grumpily again, and tucks his hands into his armpits. “Or a flying saucer. You’ve made your point, man.”

[Ryan takes Shane UFO-watching. It goes about as well as expected.]

December

Curios and Curiouser by live_from_new_york | T, 3K, complete

“Nothing in this store is haunted. Because ghosts aren’t real.”

“Oh,” Ryan said, “That’s where you’re wrong, buddy. Ghosts are real. There are several documented paranormal encounters, even just here in LA!”

Shane runs an antique store and struggles to take Ryan seriously.

Button up your Overcoat by PhyllisDietrichson | E, 7K, complete

Don’t ever get into the P.I. business with a head full of ideals and a whole briefcase full of compunctions. It’s bad for the profit margins.

A Very Little Christmas by denimwrapped | G, 3K, complete

Shane's a witch. Ryan doesn't know this. At least, not until he stumbles upon Shane's enchanted grimoire, which hits him with a curse - and on the day before Christmas, no less. Luckily, Shane's already on his way to see his family, who should be able to undo this magical mishap.

Of course, the witch thing isn't the only secret Shane's been holding onto.

And you still owe me by Haroldmay | M, 1K, on-going

Can you ever really move on?

~~~

With quick steps he moved forward and his gaze shifted around. The room was filled with all sorts of curiosities, big and small and most of them dusty. Several candles were the only light sources and he tried squint.

“Greetings!” He said, trying to be polite. “I come to you because I need a favor. A murder to be precise.”

"You come to me for this, on the day of my daughter's wedding?" Replied a voice out of the dark.

~~~

Disclaimer: This is just a little joke. More Meme than Fic. It's about the characters Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara and has nothing to do with the real people behind them: Brad Pistachio and Brian Cramblish.

Chain 4 U by ouijaboy | T, 3K, complete

"You know you’re supposed to keep your voice down in the library, right?"

Steven's just trying to get through his shift with Shane, but his friends are being super weird with each other. And each other's girlfriends. (Huh.) SMaShR, Steven POV.

January

I Could Lift You Up by ouijaboy | T, 5K, complete

WWW-inspired. Five times Shane made a big ol’ romantic gesture, and one time Ryan returned the sentiment. (Plus a little bit of ‘clearing the air’ in the middle. They’re trying their best, damn it!)

How to Befriend the Monster in Your Closet by Golden4278 | G, 143K, on-going

Ryan: Hi God, it’s me again. I just moved to LA and I’m really lonely. I need someone to be my friend, someone who understands me. Maybe… you could send me an angel? Yeah! The nicest angel you have.

Demon Shane: *LAUGHS MANIACALLY*

open the yawning grave by PhyllisDietrichson | T, 2K, complete

This close, Shane can see Ryan’s eyes are welling with unshed tears. But he’s smiling—he’s smiling so big and his voice is sure, and he sits right there on the ground, where there’s tree roots and tufts of grass and he tugs Shane against him and gently, gently, he works a firm hand under Shane’s jaw and kisses his chapped lips and Shane feels—something glow in his chest—and for the first time he draws breath without the stinging reproof of pain.

Haunting Hometowns by MmeBabs | E, 34K, on-going

“Just keep reading,” she says. Her face is undecipherable, so he continues. As soon as he reaches his band’s name drop in the article, his eyes shoot back up to hers. There’s a certain sparkle in her eye. “You haven’t gotten to the best part yet.”

“Did he – Did he call me Dave Grohl and then immediately shit on my music? I think I have emotional whiplash from this. I have so many questions.”

***

Ryan is the frontman of the popular band 'Ryan and the Phantoms'.

'Hunters and Gatherers' is Shane's one-man indie band from Illinois.

Their paths cross while out on tour.

Baby, I'm yours by tasty_littl_snack | NR, 500, complete

Ryan has to be doing this on purpose.

if you want to read some more fics, you can always check out our ao3 collection! see you soon! ♡

[callunavulgari]

10 Lines, 10 Fics

Rules: share the first lines of 10 of your most recent fanfics and then tag 10 people. If you have written fewer than 10 fics, don’t be shy and share anyways :)

1.Steve is reading the back of Blade Runner for the fifteenth time when the sound of the front door swinging open catches him by surprise. 

- so damn sloppy. Steve/Eddie. Canon divergent no Upside Down AU where they meet ten years on. 

2. It’s raining when Link finally stomps free from the swamp, his hair soaked through from swamp water and rain both. - 

- Rest Stop. Majora’s Mask Gen, Link & Tatl, Link & Romani. Yuletide fic.

3. Xue Yang dies on a Tuesday. 

- the tide will take, the sea will rise. Vampire SongXueXiao. For the Songxuexiao exchange.

4.  In the end, Billy is the one who talks him into it.

-  who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead? Billy/Eddie/Steve, continuation of the witch!Steve fic.

5. The first time that Steve sees Billy after Starcourt, he thinks that he’s hallucinating. 

-  leave your life open (somebody hears you) Steve/Eddie/Billy. Eddie and Billy are ghosts and Steve can see them.

6.  The sky is grey today.

-  listen to your heart bleed. TMA canon divergent AU where “that” didn’t happen, the panopticon never fell, and Jon is the god of a new world.

7.  There is a mirror in the furthest corner of Hyrule Palace that is guarded day and night.

-  mirror, mirror, what's behind you? A Breath of the Wild inspired AU involving the existence of Dark Link.

8. It’s too good to be true, Steve thinks, even as the town cracks apart.

-  if the sun comes up. Dark fic involving Eddie Munson coming back a little monstrous. Kas the Betrayer fic.

9. When Ryan Bergara was younger, he had an imaginary friend named Shane.

-  don't look under the bed. Ryan/Shane fic where, you guessed it, Shane is an imaginary friend turned boogeyman. Inspired by the 90s film.

10.  Nico di Angelo takes his last breath in broad daylight, the sun gleaming at him through the trees overhead.

-  no wealth, no ruin. Bianca & Nico, a short sad PJO fic involving Nico dying for dark month. There is no happy ending.

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID copied from alt: digital drawing of qifrey and olruggio from witch hat atelier drawn as the buzzfeed unsolved ‘connected the dots’ meme, where olruggio takes Shane Madej’s role, and Qifrey takes Ryan Bergara’s. The Ryan’s pose is altered, so qifrey is standing and leaning towards olruggio while placing his hat over olruggio’s head, in the process of erasing his memory. the drawing is colored in greyscale. At the bottom there are three lines of text, two in yellow and one in blue. The yellow represents Olruggio speaking, and the blue Qifrey. The text reads: “I’ve connected the two dots.” “you didn’t connect shit.” “I’ve conn—.” The cut off dialogue is altered from the original text, which represents olruggio’s memory getting erased. End ID]

he connected the dots

[noddlezoddle]

I’m high and thinking of quantumania memes but I’m literally high right so I can’t articulate them properly with memes or drawing so I will use my words I hope anyone reading this can understand my words and my current condition

That one Spider-Man pointing meme in the one scene

“TO THE CASTLE!!! GO MONGO GO” moment from Shrek 2 homage, like literally person on the should and everything all that’s missing is a killer cover of I need a hero

Veb is MCU Kirby

I just know while Scott was using the makeshift shield in the back of his mind he was thinking about cap, like a do it for him do it for her kinda thing

CASSIE HULK SMASH OMG

Darren looks so much like George Lopez it throws me off so hard but at least they acknowledge how fucking ridiculous he is in every aspect

Kangs defeat was like the ending of the witches ghost scooby doo movie

Leo dicaprio popcorn point meme “RYAN BERGARA?????” Had to include this one as a last minute addition

Anyways that’s all I got thank you and goodnight listeners, goodnight

[logicalbookthief]

Points were made

[iftadwascool]

Not a fan of it

[devilsskettle]

same energy

[lynpheasmagix]

Winx Club where everything’s the same, but Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej (aka the ghoul bois from BuzzFeed Unsolved and Watcher) find the ancestral witches and just go NUTS

[wheezingghoulbois]

The white nightgown Shane wears on ghosts investigations to confuse the ghosts really comes in handy sometimes

[ommmmara]

ryan is a werewolf btw. i'm sorry for catboybaiting, gen z 😔