#witaf

[zoso418]

'Can You Tell Me Which Justices Are For Sale?': John Kennedy Questioned ...

[tomato-turn]

OK, I was late seeing the bsd show, but I did read the manga..

I have only one FUCKING question.

Why was Tachihara not with sskk..?

I mean, yes, that scene was only made for sskk but still?

If he was just there, Chuuya wouldn't have had to kill Dazai.

[witchcraftingboop]

In honor of all of the braincells I have seen fall in (in)action today, I will be having one (maybe two) shots of Dwayne The Rock Johnson's tequila upon getting out of work. Amen 🙏

[gotholdladywithadhd]

Unpopular opinion, probably.

So I've read many metas, and thought a lot about it and have come to my own personal conclusion about the final 15.

I'm taking it at face value.

Because it was the most human Crowley and Aziraphale have probably ever been and I think that is at least part of the point. Love makes people stupid and they are navigating a very human thing in very unhuman circumstances, and it's hard enough to do as a human in human circumstances!

I think Aziraphale believed the Metatron about Crowley bc he was expecting the worst when TM mentioned Crowley but instead got the one thing he wanted most (him and Crowley together and safe, not Crowley being an angel. ) Crowley was absolutely the carrot here. (and no I do not think Crowley would have been safe or happy, but that's besides the point.) I can't tell you how many times I've believed patently ridiculous things because I wanted to believe them so badly even though if I was looking at the same situation objectively from an outside POV I would see how ridiculous it was, so I totally get it. This isn't to say I think Azi had a real choice to go to Heaven or not and I think he did understand that as well, but I get the temptation the Metatron threw out to him, I really do.

As for Aziraphale literally saying all the wrong things to try and get Crowley to come with him? Um yeah been there done that too, the nerves take over, the brain shuts off, the mouth goes into autopilot pulling stuff out its ass, and "WITAF did I just say?" happens.

Crowley not taking any of it well and only hearing what he expected to hear (I'm not good enough for you bc I'm a demon and you only really want me if I can be an angel) *and* also being more able to see through heavens bullshit bc he has lived it, and can see it from the outside, *and* all whilst being the most honest and vulnerable he has ever been with Aziraphale in 6,000 plus years (or in fact possibly to anyone, ever. the closest before this admitting he was lonely to Azi during the Job minisode,) *then* hearing what he took to be the same Heaven will save us line from Azi was enough to trigger a massive bout of RSD and a broken heart. Everything was supposed to "vavoom and sorted! " and instead the stupid awning broke and everything went wrong. I think I've said it before that at this point Crowley can't hear anything over the sound of his heart breaking into a million pieces.

That's a whole lot to pack into the brief moments before Azi has to leave with the Metatron (who let's be honest was rushing him before he could change his mind) esp when neither of them are used to discussing their relationship openly. They didn't have time to think, to ask questions, to share information, (like hey guess what really happened to Gabriel?) Crowley tried to communicate as much as he could about his feelings with the kiss but Azi didn't have the time to properly process all that and said the wrong thing again and Crowley was rejected (he thought) again and it all just went so very wrong. You can't fix a 6,000 year relationship in 15 minutes, you just can't no matter what the story books say.

It's about two people wanting the same thing but not being able to get it (yet) because of circumstances and personalities. All of S2 was about them seeming to be closer than ever (and in many ways they were) but really they were opposed at almost every turn. (in RL not the minisodes, those actually showed them working together and coming out okay mostly, if you don't count wee Morag or Crowley getting dragged to hell) The way they both handled the Gabriel situation, how they both worked to solve the mystery, even how they tried to make Nina and Maggie fall in love were all either done alone, or in opposite ways. I've said it before and I'll say it again, as it was pointed out right in ep1, their exactlies aren't the same and until they are, they aren't going to be able to be together. The one time they did work together in the season, they produced a 25 lazuri miracle. That is the point of the final 15, and the whole season 2 in my opinion.

They'll get there in the end though!

[emails-i-cant-send]

your dad doesnt like danger days?? how can someone not like danger dyas what

I played it for him in the car this morning and he said he didnt like it!?!? I was so sad!!!!! he said he didnt like gerards vocals like witaf?

[cyarsk52-20]

WITAF WOULD IT FINALLY TAKE?!???🤬

We have a tax-evading, jury-found “Liable for Sexual Abuse & Defamation”, twice-impeached, draft-dodging, Top-Secret-Document-stealing, EVIL excuse for a fQkng human being RUNNING 4 PRESIDENT!!!!!!🤬

U.S.— YOU SEE *NOTHING* WRONG IN THIS?!???🤬

[morialecc]

Holy shit I know males are brain dead from watching too much porn but you do realize not everything revolves around gender identity right?

i·den·ti·fy

/īˈden(t)əˌfī/

verb

2.

associate (someone) closely with; regard (someone) as having strong links with.

Since you clearly lack critical thinking, let me break it down for you: you take misandry personally because you identify (aka have strong links) with it. I'll let you figure out why, scrote

Misandry has a secondary effect on me, smarty pants. Of course, trans women are not males, but you TERFs believe we are and thus contribute to the male violence statistics.

Also WITAF is a "scrote"

[hayquetenerpatience]

WITAF??? Kamala Harris did an interview with closet racist Howard Stern. Here is Stern doing Ted Danson and Whoopie skit with Sherman Hemsley dressed as Whoopie. Now I'm rethinking how I feel about Hemsley.

[bottommarcothephoenixenjoyer]

WHY MUST WE BE CURSED TO SHIP AN ASSHAT LIKE ARGENTI WITH A LITERAL FUCKING NPC?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭

ARGENTI FR OBNOXIOUS AF BUT WE STILL WANNA SEE HIM DATING VALENTI WITAF???????

[loudisfun]

You stopped at 2 inches? WITAF?

[witchcraftingboop]

One thing I love is that during the time when I was reading through a bunch of my Greek heavy magic books, I started just adopting the texts' way of discussing magic. So instead of being like "yeah I made myself a ritual to draw chthonic energy into this river clay, mixed with a healthy helping of graveyard soil, to build temporary spirit houses for a curse I want to do," I would fucking troll the shit out of my journals, and any possible future readers, by writing them like, "You simply gotta travel down to Tartaros, harvest yourself some dirt from the L. river, and compel it into the shape of hounds. After that you just direct them towards your target, and you're done" (but with more words, obviously. I wrote them like I was working on a fantasy writing project). Which is, arguably, the funniest shit I've ever heard given what I actually wrote in my grimoire

[zoso418]

.@HawleyMO "That's A Yes Or A No, It's Not Hard.""Oh I Feel Better, They've Been Put To Bed Without Food". 'Good Heavens, Director!': Hawley Savagely Confronts FBI's #Wray About Investigations Of Catholics  "They've Been Admonished" #WITAF  https://youtu.be/Zruwkoj040o?si=V72OIMEkfyGUuZIB via @YouTube 

[444names]

Names generated out of the entire article on "olivine" from English Wikipedia plus American surnames, German forenames/towns, and the entire article on Three Banners War from the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages

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[surrik-i]

THIS‼️‼️‼️. Literally. And they announced the WALK THE LINE tour right after fate+ ended. Like witaf?

I swear to FUCKING CHRIST enhypen not even TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO finished a 401 day long tour and haven’t even stepped foot back in korea yet and already have another tour starting IN FUCKING OCTOBER?!?!

like belift be so fucking for real. these boys are NOT machines. a month is NOT enough time to let them catch up on the rest they need after how long fate / fate+ went on.

pissed off isn’t even close to the feeling that I have right now. every single one of them have said how exhausted they were after this tour has ended and have shown MULTIPLE signs on how tired they are.

this cannot keep going. they need their time off.

FUCK HYBE AND FUCK BELIFT

[thelonesomequeen]

Why are folks still being mad about Chris Evans being married when Travis Kelce is right there?? He’s a hotter version of Chris! And he’s gonna be a fun People’s Sexiest Man Alive, I bet he’ll lean into it and make it fun!

It’s OK to leave Chris behind to his wife and his trees!

I’m still curious to see if it’ll be Travis Kelce or Pedro Pascal that nabs the Sexiest Man Alive title. But can I say I will absolutely laugh my damn ass off if they go for another wild card pick and it’s someone no one saw coming like Pete Davidson? Remember a few years ago when it was Blake Shelton and everyone went WITAF?! 😂���

[moaninmoonen]

Witaf was this?...