#wish tf

[tfboyzblog]

What's up?! I'm a 43 year old nerd. I was born in Hawaii. I always what would have happened if I had grown up on the Jersey Shore? Would I have grown up to be a dumb juiced up guido?

What's up my man! I'd love to grow up in Hawaii, but you know how it is. You always want what you don't have… Of course I'll help you out. It'd be sad to just drop you on your new body though. I'd be robbing you for the actual experience of growing up on the shore. So let's do things a little differently.

You were born in Jersey, of course, to a large family of Italian-Americans. You grew up helping your dad in the auto shop, so you always knew your way around cars. Ever since you could remember you watched your dad and uncles train in their basement gym, so you started building that body as soon as you could. After all, chicks reeeally dig the muscles in the Shore. Guys too for that matter. And you were never one to be picky. At 20 you were outbenching everyone, partying every night and constantly bringing home a slew of dudes and chicks totally enamored with your ever expanding muscles. Sometimes one wrapped around each of your big arms at the same time.

Your dark hair is always covered with a copious amount of gel and you keep your skin tanned as to accentuate your bulk. In your forties your body has been chiseled into the perfect muscle guido. Tattoos run across your torso referencing your family and homeland. You keep your partying lifestyle by modeling, since there's not much else going through your head other than working out, partying and fucking.

I hope you enjoy your new life!

[thepainhouse]

trying to compile all the times i have seen Prowl in the movie

[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[iwasbored777]

Wolverine's reaction when Deadpool got Nicepool killed is one of the funniest moments to me. He knew that Deadpool could fuck things up but this was so huge that even Wolverine couldn't believe that just happened

[circesoracle]

Destiny 2 is a silly little looter shooter but also its a story about love and it did matter and continues to matter at every turn. Destiny 2 is the opposite of that post about the love being there but not changing anything. the love is there and it changes everything. we succeed because Elsie tells her sister that she's there and she loves her and she trusts her and she won't leave again. we get Mara back because Shuro Chi loved her. we defeat Savathun because she cares, because she feels betrayed, because she feels her sisters were betrayed with her and that care and love blinds her. we live because Mara learns to open herself up to love and refuses to walk away from her brother again and turns back for him this time. we win because Eramis loves her people too much to fully buy into the Witness and we win because Eido believes there's good in everyone and refuses to live in a world where people can't change. we win because Taranis loved Riven and their children and defied his own nature and starved himself to give them that love. we win because Rasputin loves humanity so much even though he was never meant to because Ana loved him so much she taught him every beautiful thing she knew. we win because despite their differences Ikora loves Zavala and Zavala loves Ikora and they couldn't live without each other. we win because Eris loved her fireteam too much to let phantoms of them ruin that love and she lived because Brya loved her enough to give her one last chance. we win because our ghost loves us. just because he loves us so much. and because we love him. and because Cayde loves Sundance and wants to spend eternity with her. we win because at every turn the characters choose to love and trust and forgive.

[bbygirl-aemond]

i love the dragon tamer saying plainly that dragons "are not playthings for games of men" and rhaenyra just ignoring him like yep that encapsulates the entire reason for the dragons going extinct, because targaryens could not stop using them as cannon fodder and killed them all

[kirax-suki]

How do I breathe

The worst part is: I'll do more.

[hercarisntyours]

[thatsnotahoodjason]

imagine tim drake passing his english lit classes purely because of his stalkerish obsession with jason todd leading to him hacking into jason's laptop and reading all his old lit essays and book blog

[lowkeyren]

I AM NOT IMMUNE TO EDGY WHITE HAIRED TWINKS

this man has transcended babygirlness

also steam reviews will never not be funny to me LOL

[kray-zay]

designs for a Transformers horror AU thing I was working on but shelved for the time being to work on my other main tf au project.

Thought I just shared these freaks without context. rest of the art and writing for this project prob not gonna be posted until/if I start working on it again.

Bonus little dude, he a part of a diagram explaining some lore but it doesn't make a ton of sense without knowing other lore from this AU I haven't shared.

[hellyeahpancakes]

aheem heem sniffle. this ship is serious TO ME!

[hi-im-kaybee]

warmup/fanart doodle of @ayviedoesthings's dragon hrt progress before i dive into commission work

[melodromacy]

-[ NOW, THE SON'S DISGRACED HE, WHO KNEW HIS FATHER WHEN HE CURSED HIS NAME, TURNED, AND CHASED THE DOLLAR BUT IT BROKE HIS HEART SO HE STUCK HIS MIDDLE FINGER TO THE WORLD TO THE WORLD TO THE WORLD ]-

[zorangezest]

grief counselor soundwave