#wisdom-filled

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Year of the Dragon!

[fluffylord]

TWELFTH DOCTOR I THE ZYGON INVERSION

[verflares]

diversity win! the great primordial evil who wishes to return the world to a state of pure nothingness is also nonbinary!

[tulipe-rose]

Skk shenanigans part three, could be taken as a fic prompt (I spiraled and now it's very long):

15!Skk get their wisdom tooth removed.

Yeah.

Chūya's fine with it, not excited, but mostly concerned that he hasn't grown much at all yet he's supposed to be 'wise' now. Dazai on the other hand...

Boy is terrified (he won't show it, Chūya's the only one that figured it out, and is worried annoyed) for some reason that is beyond Chūya's comprehension. The appointment got delayed twice, because Dazai attempted to drown himself the first time, and overdosed enough to pass out the second time. It won't kill him, but it would be enough to put him out of it for at least a few days, which brings Chūya to believe that this isn't one of his jokes, despite Dazai acting like his usual silly little self whenever he wakes up. Mori, and Chūya decide to put the appointment on hold for awhile.

What's wrong with the dentist?? Did that specific dentist do something?? Chūya is at a loss, but tries offering to go to another one just to check, but Dazai straight up refuses; he keeps rolling all over the place back and forth like some sort of rolling pin. Chūya tries suggesting that he goes alone without Dazai so Mori just lays off about it, but Mori says it won't be necessary; Dazai will come around eventually, but Chūya isn't seeing it.

Chūya finally caves since it seems like the only way, and gives Dazai an offer.

Chūya will help Dazai break into that one specifically annoying gang owned company, and pulling a very 'tiny' prank on them (aka messing with it's system files, and turning all of their confidential info into cat videos), after refusing multiple times before (he wanted to do it but wouldn't out of sheer spite. He was angry, and would've done it eventually, didn't plan for it to be too soon). Dazai has been dying to do this since their members were treading dangerously close to Mafia territory, to the point where Mori didn't mind Dazai's 'little' plan. They were being threats, and while the most rational thing would be to strike them down altogether, they were still needed, so messing with them from the inside would be a sufficient warning. (Man idk I've never written Mori)

Dazai begrudgingly agrees, but only for the prank, definitely not because Chūya was acting all nice, and worried that it was getting to hard for Dazai's brain to handle. He wanted normal Chūya, so he needed to get this over with, despite the terrible consequences of going.

They're at the underground clinic with Mori, they go in quickly before Dazai could change his mind. Until...

"Mr. Dazai is going to need braces, both his top, and bottom premolars are crooked..."

Mori massages his temple with a knowing, sad, smile, Chūya's jaw went slack, turning to see a Dazai who's practically melting into his seat.

"...and there's a cavity in there, it's good that you came before it could start growing further."

Dazai's eyes are devoid of emotion at this point. They wrestle him into the chair so he doesn't run away, he isn't resisting, but he's as stiff as a brick. He finally loosens up after being put under the anesthesia. Chūya tried to not feel bad about forcing this on Dazai, it was for his own good for God's sake, he wasn't in the wrong, and he'd rather not spend the next few weeks listening to sad whines of him complaining about the pain.

Dazai finishes up a decent while later, and it's finally Chūya's turn. Dazai doesn't look too happy, and is super sluggish.

Right. He's still under the anesthesia's effects.

Chūya goes in for his turn, and the doctor makes quick work of it. Mori's least favorite part of this whole thing has come, and the two drugged boys are united once Chūya is done. Chūya is unfiltered, and therefore bursts out laughing when he sees Dazai's braces. Dazai starts whining, and hitting Chūya, berating his height, and yelling at him for being a bad dog. Chūya doesn't even hear any of it, and starts floating as he laughs, they both walk out between wheezes and irritated retorts, and Mori just leaves them, he'll deal with the damage later.

They go running after a kitty that Dazai spots, and basically doing dumb shit they wouldn't do consciously until they find themselves near an amusement park. They spend the next forty-five minutes being madmen; Chūya is using gravity to ride the rollercoaster like a skateboard, making it go full speed, while Dazai went to the petting zoo side of the park, acquiring a little kitty on the way, and set free all of the animals. He eventually joins Chūya on the rollercoaster, and they both ride without the seatbelts because the employees are too scared to correct them. They both nearly die on there, Chūya accidentally makes the gravity decrease, so the cart nearly flies before Dazai flies out, and Chūya slows down when he doesn't see a mop of brown hair naxt to him. Dazai crash lands into a convenienly placed bushy tree, Chūya tries to fish him out while mid air, and they both plummet into the bushes underneath. They spend the rest of the time on the carousel before passing out on a unicorn. Mori sends Hirotsu to get them, and this isn't the worst he's seen of them, considering the fact that 'DOUBLE BLUC WAS HERE' was written in huge, absolutely horrendous handwriting, and wrong spelling with messy pink paint from the kids' zone on the ferris wheel (it was seconds away from being pulled off it's hinges. These two used it as a spinning wheel of sorts too, there were incomprehensible characters scattered on different carriages. (They're Ability users so their genes are a little different, therefore Chūya, and Dazai are practically drunk. Shhh it makes sense.)

Bonus: They do infiltrate the company, and they compromise that half could be cat videos, while the other half are dog videos.

[anatomyofacowboy]

The industrial revolution made the production of an instrument like this possible. Several planks of wood, six I think in this case are overlaid and pressed into shape by tremendous force for six months. Nature is molded into shape. Many tons of force and pressure are applied, making the strings what they are. Matter taken from nature is molded by human industry, by the sum strength of civilization. Nature is forced into shape. Interestingly, the piano requires re-tuning. We humans say it falls out of tune. But that’s not exactly accurate. Matter is struggling to return to a natural state. The tsunami, in one moment, became a force of restoration. The tsunami piano returned by nature actually sounds good to me now. In short, the piano is tuned by force to please our ears or ideals. It’s a condition that feels natural to us humans. But from nature’s perspective, it’s very unnatural. I think deep inside me somewhere, I have a strong aversion to that.

RYUICHI SAKAMOTO (1952 - 2023)

[akkivee]

i’m just sayiiiiiiiin’ bro, there was never a world where rei thought nayuta wouldn’t be by his side as they created their ideal world, with all the struggles that came with that goal

and similarly, just as ichiro had resolved to be alone, to play the bad guy as long as he gets the means to keep his small world safe, he bonded with kuukou, who was determined to not let ichiro be alone thru all their shady shit, and was devastated when he left bc ichiro never considered kuukou wouldn’t be by his side IM JUST SAYIN

[taitavva]

when ur girlfriend is some eldritch horror, or vast unknowable being vs. just two guys in college

[moistcl1tikal-ao3]

oh to be charlie's sibling and walk in on him gooning to pics of you two together and just watching until he notices 👁👁‼️ and then there's like 50 million different endings running through my mind

hi strawb, i was looking thru my reqs and i was like absolutely. yes. this one. sowwy it's been probably months oopsie

big sister!reader and teen charlie, fuckleweekverse shenanigans

It was another alone at home, as the heat of summer slowly crawled in and settled into every nook and cranny of your childhood home. It had been a few weeks since you'd made up with Charlie, and while you were agonizing over the looming prospect of finals, you had found yourself distracted once again. Days like this, where both your mother and father were out, weren't uncommon. They both worked, after all. However, it was a rare day that you and Charlie were both home. Charlie had some in-service day at school, meaning he had a random day off, and your one professor had a family emergency and just sent out a few PowerPoints and a study guide for your upcoming test. That had been your only class today other than a morning one, so rather than stay on campus, you'd gone home.

You decided to go see if your brother was awake.

You didn't mean to be stealthy when you approached, but it was sort of a natural thing for you to do. You walked to his door, which was shut but that didn't mean anything to you, and slowly turned the handle. You didn't hear anything through the door, so when you pushed it open just a crack to see inside the room, you expected a sleeping brother inside.

He wasn't asleep. Charlie was spread out on his bed, his headphones unplugged from his computer and instead plugged into his phone, sealing him away from the world. His pajama pants were halfway around his thighs and his hand was wrapped around his leaking cock as he stared at something on the small screen in his other hand.

Instantly, your face went red. You went to push the door open further but stopped yourself just as your arm tensed to shove it open. The visual in front of you was incredibly hot, why not admire the view?

Soft, barely audible breaths hissed out of Charlie's mouth with each movement of his hand, the practiced motion of it making his hips shove forward into his hand whenever he moved in a certain way. His shirt was pushed up to his chest, showing off how his stomach flexed when something felt particularly good. He swore under his breath, dropping the phone onto his chest and tilting his head back as his eyes closed.

That was your move. As you'd been listening, you'd slowly slid your shorts and panties down to the floor, kicking them into your room down the hall with a masterful flick of your leg. Now, bottom half fully nude, you pushed open the door and made your way over to the bed. Charlie was working faster now, clearly on the edge of cumming, when you caught a glance of what he was looking at.

It was your Instagram.

Pictures of you last summer at the beach, or hanging out at a pool party, mostly.

You'd bully him about it later. Instead, you took a deep breath and swung your leg over the bed, instantly getting a reaction as Charlie's eyes popped open and he scrambled to try and get his phone hidden, tear his headphones off, and whip his hands away from his dick all at once. What he succeeded in doing was throwing his phone halfway across the room, leaving his headphones to bounce lamely across the floor and his hands to stay in the air by his chest, curled up in startled fear.

You noted, with a bemused little smile, that his cock twitched underneath your sticky cunt as you sat against it, pinning it to Charlie's hips.

"Hey."

He wasn't really able to talk yet, but you didn't care. You rocked back and forth along his throbbing, swollen length, planting your hand on his stomach, feeling the muscles tense and shudder.

The other reached beneath you as you lifted your hips, pressing his cock head against your entrance and sitting back on it only barely, letting only the tip push into you.

Charlie's head tipped back and his hands settled on your hips. You rocked forward once, feeling just how close he was by how much he was trying to hold still. "Good morning, Charlie. Having fun without me?"

[babybirbb]

a couple of dentist visits ago i was sitting in the chair for a few hours and i was in pain and not having fun but this was when i had just started obsessing over marvey so to cope i came up with a fic idea while i was there...

ive been having tooth pain again but i hate going so to cope again all ive been thinking about is this marvey fic idea again where hurt!mike has to go to the dentist so im gonna force yall to hear about it too

the gist is that yes even though mike is an adult, he hasn't been to the dentist in a hot second (ie since high school) bc he just didn't have enough money for it to be a priority

anyways he starts dealing with some general issues: toothache, headaches, sensitivity, disrupted sleep, etc. that just gets bad enough to the point where it's obvious that something is wrong

harvey can tell he's not functioning at full capacity: is avoiding certain foods, looks like he's in pain sometimes, and just generally seems more irritable as of late

eventually it reaches it's breaking point and harvey confronts mike and has to force him to go to the dentist cuz he's fed up (also cuz he cares about mike obvi but he's not gonna say that)

mike has general dentist anxiety (he hasn't been in a while and he's also definitely worried about the copay even tho i imagine this law firm provides dental insurance lol) but harvey’s nice enough to be there for him

anyways after finally going and figuring out the issue, mike's set up for a procedure (tooth extraction? root canal? idk yet), and after said procedure harvey has to deal with gassed up mike who's either woken up from the sedative or just heavily anesthetized

basically just harvey taking care of mike from then on, giving meds and comfort when the pain becomes too much after the anesthesia wears off. i just want harvey to be all soft and sweet with equally soft and loopy mike

i have hopes to write this at some point (my depression is kicking my ass rn) but anyone else is welcome to take inspiration from this! i encourage it cuz i'd love to see what other people come up with! <3

[wiirocku]

Colossians 3:16 (NLT) - Let the message about Christ, in all its richness, fill your lives. Teach and counsel each other with all the wisdom He gives. Sing psalms and hymns and spiritual songs to God with thankful hearts.

[blueskittlesart]

Maybe draw Ganondorf from your au?

i was sincerely hoping someone would bring up sof so i could show off all the designing ive been doing in my free time LMAO here's ganon as of rn :)

[3416]

mouth is hurting so bad... think my wisdom teeth are finally fucking me over... genuinely would rather die than try to work out what this is going to cost without insurance. there's no hope

[xserpx]

‘Pregnancy and motherhood are hardly compatible with the fencing circle. I am awfully out of practice.’

‘That was my first thought just now as I lay on my back with your sword at my throat. How awfully out of practice you seem.’

— Jurand & Savine, The Wisdom of Crowds by Joe Abercrombie

[perilegs]

why does the dentist need to know if i'm lactose intolerant

[housemarcellus]

yall

I hurt

[goldkirk]

If anyone remembers all the dental work I needed done uhhhhhhh three years ago and never went back and ran away forever…I’m finally going back to a dentist on Thursday to restart the process and face my deep and utter abiding terror. And I also scheduled my COVID and flu vaccines for a couple hours later. And my psych appointment to restart meds.

I figured get it all done in one day, have my miserable immune reaction on Friday that I seem to always get with Moderna COVID shots, and then flee directly into the weekend and never be a person again except when I’m on and off crying. It’s going to be so kind to future me to get these things done and I can do it no matter how much I feel like I am constantly about to Actually Physically Die.