#winx shitpost

[lunar-and-ardent]

I find it lowkey hilarious how Flora quite fits the cottagecore lesbian aesthetic and the colors of the lesbian flag visually, and Helia has a feminine name, so there's this theory that he was supposed to be a female character at first but was changed so Flora wasn't left out and also had a boyfriend, like other Winx. As far as I know, it isn't anything official and just a theory based on his name and a little more feminine features than other specialists (long hair, face), but these two things put together still are funny to me.

[enchantedbat]

Everybody having amazing ideas for the background of the Trix and here I am sitting like:

You know who should not be a princess but it's hilarious if she is? Stormy.

I totally steal @vicontheinternet and @something-nunholy ideas and say she is from Andros. Meeting Layla and giving the girls all the background information. Meanwhile Icy and Darcy are like: ???

(Cut to Layla being asked why she wasn't friends with the other royals on Andros. The others = Stormy.)

They will forget that somebody made Stormy a princess of some small country or state on Andros.

Darcy: Ugh, imagine having one of these princess balls? Stormy: Believe me, they are a pain. The endless hours of tailoring and parading around in shiny dresses. Icy: You had one? Stormy: I literally invited both of you?!

Actually, either her family ignores her war crimes or forgets to remove her from the line of succession. When Nabu and Layla have their wedding (let me be delusional, okay? This is my crackpost), she is accidentally invited.

That means she has still access to all resources of her family. Who do you think finances their life style? Yeah, it's Stormy.

Anyway, I have no artistic skills, but have Drolta Tzuentes (Castlevania) because that's how I imagine Stormy forced in royal attire.

[darlenicy]

new driven s3 au

summary: S3 towards the end (crystal labyrinth?) Winx and specialists fight against the Trix. Riven grabbed Darcy and she's like: let me go. And he's like: you used to say "hold me tight". And she, what kind of shitty boyfriend are you to Musa? Not that I care lol. And then he just lets her go and the Trix take off. And Riven is like hmm, I can imagine a redemption arc for her. He's had a lot of stress with Musa since the crystal labyrinth at the latest. That's why he talks to Flora, because she's the softest and sweet and most likely to give people a second chance. Then Flora and Riven go on a mission to get to Darcy and make her the offer to switch on their side. Darcy will definitely talk to Stormy first and then to Icy. Convincing Icy will be the hardest because she loves Valtor kinda? idk. But he's only interested in Bloom, even if not romantically. Bottom line, trix and winx vs valtor and s3 gets a better ending

[ur-fairy-of-mimicry]

Basically 😌

Anyway

[yaviae]

https://www.deviantart.com/sirdamonte24/art/Winx-Club-Bump-1103613111

Imagine this with valtor

spoiler alert: it's this pic from the HalloWinx episode:

And now with Valtor? You want it, you get it:

i don't know what you think, but Valtor enjoys booty here

[urmultideadfandomperson]

Me in my Winx Club acc last night:

(Visit @magicalgirl-wanders if you're interested in seeing the random posts about Winx Club :D)

[girlycinephile]

[allthatispeculiar]

[s12-kittie]

A little reminder: the Trix did enough cool things to deserve a portrait (one for three of them but still)

Source: Pinterst

[faceless1bastard]

Some of y'all when it comes to Valtor

[lunar-and-ardent]

I watched Winx Club as a kid, ofc I was destined to be a bi disaster with high standards and love for people embracing all their traits, whether they're seen as traditionally masculine or feminine.

[enchantedbat]

I love love the idea of the Winx (and Trix) having proper armour. Mainly because I love women in armour. But I would also like for them to stay in a transformation, say Enchantix, and just get an upgrade that is like special for their mission. Enchantix is the highest transformation, so... Give them weapons!

Layla should have a weapon. TECNA SHOULD HAVE ONE! Should Stella have one? No but instead of getting a whole transformation, somebody just tells them: “Have these!” - and it’s mace, sword or axe. Because the Trix usually get a similar power-up, they definitely get weapons too. I think Stormy would enjoy one. She deserves one as a treat.

List of weapons: Layla(Aisha): Trident. It immediately makes me think of water deities, gods or royals. It fits the whole princess of Andros theme while being quite versatile in fighting. She can throw it and use it for melee attacks. Musa: Glaive. Specifically a Guan Dao. It has a pretty red tassel attached to it which gives me a bit of Enchantix Musa vibes but I chose it because the movements when used look a lot like dancing to me. Even though Layla mainly is the dancer of the group, Musa should have something connected to music. Tecna: My first thought was stun batons. Obviously, electricity. Furthermore Tecna shows off martial art skills and when I think batons, I think of Nightwing. She could definitely handle these. Stella: Mace. They can have such pretty designs and we could have sun/star/moon-themed one. I am also an addictive player of BG3 and thought of the Blood of Lathander which would fit Stella so well. In my mind, maces need no specific technique. It’s just banging it on enemies’ heads. They are also quite heavy and I think Stella can handle that just fine. Flora: I know Flora is capable of attacking and hurting but I think she would like a more defense weapon. I thought about a whip at first or ribbons which is similar to what Helia wields but maybe it’s more gymnastics-like ribbon (Barbie and the Muskeets kind of stuff). Bow and arrow? Perhaps? That’s the first true long-ranged weapon which could benefit the team. Bloom: I wanted to give her a sword. It’s classic but a strong weapon. A flaming sword is so badass too! Maybe the blade is a flame and it can bend to her will! It reminds me of the 1000 degree knife trend/meme. Worried about Bloom’s healing powers? Don’t be. Because:

Stormy: I found something that is called Wind and fire wheels. They are similar to chakrams which were my initial thought. Just twirling and slashing. Chakrams could fit better because they are throwing weapons and they could have a magical effect of coming back. Darcy: A gun. I could see Darcy with fans due to the hiding/disguising factor. It should have blades. Better yet: folded it is a dagger and then she can unfold it to have multiple daggers. Optional: She could have a kusarigama which is like a chain sickle. Just the thought of something coming towards you out of the shadows is scary. Icy: An axe or multiple axes. Depends on size really. A gigantic battle axe that’s almost the size of Icy herself or hatchets. Good for throwing and it’s really terrifying to see someone with two axes in their hands coming towards you.

What about the specialists? They could have a teaching moment as in, they help the Winx master these weapons. OR: they get a magical transformation. Let these boys enjoy their crop tops and be incredibly powerful.

[darlenicy]

you can't convince me otherwise. still, most time of the day she's bb girl

[ur-fairy-of-mimicry]

My unhealthy obsession for Helia, along with my fellow buddy @mochalumii

HELP HE'S SO PRETTY HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL HE'S SO ETHEREAL HE'S SO GORGEOUS HE'S SO BABYGIRL HE'S SO SEXY HE'S SO LOVABLE HE'S SO CUTE HE'S SO KJSHSB

HE'S SO... HE'S SO...

HE'S SO HOT!!!

[crazy-queen-winx]

Take a look at these two and tell me that they are "vanilla".

[cometblaster2070]

NEVER getting over professor palladium's redesign because THIS

IS SURE AS HELL NOT THE SAME PERSON AS THIS MAN

LIKE WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT. WHAT IS GOING ON. THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP REPLACED HIM IM CRYING THEY WERE LIKE NOO THE DESIGN'S TOO CUNTY AND WHIMSICAL LOOK AT THOSE POSES SHIT SHIT SHIT WE NEED TO MAKE HIM LOOK HOTTER AND LESS LIKE A YOUNG WOODLAND ELF WHO IS SLAYING TOO HARD AND THEY JUST??

like they really went oh no we might've gone a bit overboard with this and someone said dw guys we'll fix it no one will ever know and they just.

both are just so GENDER like i want to be them both I won't even lie