#wintersberg headcanons

[0039pf]

drew little silly wintersberg on @poofmalyakaet magma canvas 🏃

left him to others, i hope everything is ok with him.

[heraxic]

where is mia in your mold family au? do her and ethan co-parent rose (+evie)? i like to think even separate they still love each other but she wishes ethan hadnt fallen for a man who stinks so bad

im gonna make a comic about this but yes, they co-parent rose for sure, she stays every other week with mia. neither mia or evie would be comfortable having anything to do with eachother though.

in this au i think mia and ethan got separated, not because they dont love eachother, they just cant even begin to act normal after everything they went through. as much as mia would like to forget the past and be a nice happy family again it leaves a hole where closure should be for ethan. That being said, i still think after theyve processed the trauma and grief over their divorce they’d still care for eachother very deeply and go on walks when they pick up rose from eachother etc.

as for mia’s opinion on karl.. she’s very wary about him (he’s a prick), but whatever makes ethan’s happy (even if he does have terrible taste..)

[thebearme]

Got any re8 Heisenberg headcanons? (I definitely am so normal about him)

Don't worry, I'm completely normal about him too.

Ethan works with Karl to stop Miranda, but they aren't exactly friends after that, but they learn to like each other.

Chris was originally was going to put Karl into the military as a living bioweapon, but with enough convincing. Ethan got him to just let stay with him and Rose. They're roommates now.

Karl is thankful for Ethan to help him avoid that fate, but he is still frustrated on how his life is in someone's hand. Now he has to listen to Ethan or run the risk of being killed or weaponized. So the anger is the living arrangement is mutual.

Karl tends to be untrusting of everyone, like a feral stray dog. So Karl stays in the basement and minds his business.

Ethan and Mia had a mutual divorce, The relationship was built on rocky ground, and they understand that. But what Mia doesn't understand is why Ethan would have this moldy hobo live with him, and frankly- he doesn't know either.

Karl was a stinky man. His hands are rough and dry, chipped sharp nails that seem to always have something underneath them despite that fact of him wearing gloves most of the time. He covered in a layer of grease, sweat and car oil, smells like copper, gasoline, sweat, cigars, rain dew and a hint of mold and rot. LOVEY ISN'T IT! A sensory overload dream. His hair WILL make a crunchy noise if touched, and don't bother trying to comb through it.

Ethan made sure that his mf got a shower with some actual soap. He may look the same but trust in the fact if you were in a room with him, you'll actually be able to hug him without getting high from the gasoline.

Karl's hair gets so fluffy when conditioned.

It took months before Ethan trusted Karl in watching Rose or let alone hold her.

Karl LOVES sweets.

He originally didn't know about Home Depot because Ethan was worry that there will quickly be no Home Depot.

There's no longer a Home Depot.

Heisenberg will melt when he hears Rose's first words.

The day that Heisenberg finds out what a Samsung fridge is- IT'S OVER!

Heisenberg lived off of military ration meals till now, so he has to resort to the next best thing here: hungry man TV dinners. And kid cuisine when Rose goes into solid food.

HE CAN COOK! To be particular, grill. But he's kinda going through that depression that led you to not take care of himself.

Karl HATES the rain, It rusts all his metal, and he is in content risk of getting struck by lightning, He's a living lightning rod. Ethan tries to be nice and help him by giving him a rubber rain suit, leading him to wear three layers of protection: fishing overalls, rain boots, raincoat, rubber gloves, rain hat and a rubber poncho.

You can hear him from a mile away with all that rubber squeaking.

Heisenberg surprisingly was a virgin for a long time, and it makes sense. He was too busy in his factory to be with anyone romantically nor platonically, let alone get laid. He never really cared till he thought about it now, especially when Ethan has living proof that he fucked. *CUT TO FUNNY KARL SPEED DATING SEQUENCE* this is probably a very sharp contrast to others hc of karl but idc it's my hc

Heisenberg and Ethan have that opposite attract dynamic, Karl gets to teach him that life doesn't end or need to be tense just because they're mole zombies. While Ethan teaches Karl to unpack his years trauma, cuz that shit will come to haunt you.

Ethan found some room for Heisenberg to sleep upstairs instead.

Eventually Ethan gets so close with Heisenberg he actually starts calling him by his first name.

That was noticed by Mia and Chris, which made them nervous in where Ethan loyalty would lie when something were to happen.

Heisenberg never had clean water before, so just imagine him with the crisp 3am water.

Chris only allows Karl to experience the outside monthly. But Ethan sneaks Karl with him when he can. As long, he doesn't scare anyone in town.

Karl is like a caveman entering the present day, He's culture shock is out of this world.

He loves the phrase "metal as fuck."

When Karl has a nightmare he rearrange his room to push all the metal out or nap in the living room. When Karl and Ethan got closer he started sleeping in Ethan's room. Even though their hearts beat slow, the human warmth is still there.

Karl never wants to talk about what his nightmare was about or why he feels better sleeping in a room with less metal.

Here some songs that I always relate to Heisenberg:

Now I'm about to go into what my hc is for Heisenberg before re8.

tw body horror and child abuse

I have the headcanon that Karl wasn't from the village, but his family was. He was born in the states and unknowingly has the genes that make him very susceptible to the mold mutation. Eventually, after his grandfather died and passed the factory/mines to his parents, they all moved to Europe. Explaining the contrasting transatlantic accent.

But like all things, Miranda had to ruin. She noticed the newcomers of the village; she saw how they also have a child and decided to take action. Miranda killed Karl Heisenberg's parents and took him in to experiment on with the cadou parasite.

His gift was unknown till one check up later after all of his complaints of feeling of something tearing into him. Miranda realized that there seems to be scraps of metal like nuts and bolts dug and tear through into his body to his bones like a magnet.

When he's in is REM sleep, his electromagnet powers moves and attract scraps of metal to him. Leaving him to wake up with blood on his sheets, but the wound already healed like nothing happened. But Karl does know it feels harder to move every day.

Miranda made sure to test him on his gift. He looks completely human and is powerful, he was almost perfect… The one single flaw in him is the fact that even as a helpless child that had no one else to rely on but her. He still hated her.

Heisenberg was the youngest of the four lords and the favorite, and he hated it. Dude would just spend all his time by himself, leaving himself tape recorders. He eventually started to entertain himself as if he was a radio host. The theater kid possesses him.

Eventually when he got older he got into contact with The Duke and was able to purchase tapes and machinery scraps from him. The tapes turned out to be American documents of ww2, leading Heisenberg to his American freedom fighter rhetoric.

When he detransform from his big monster form, he has to go get a lil help. He has to get rid of the pieces of metal without just tearing off pieces of his flesh, That shit is hard to grow back you know!

[joonebugg]

Remembering that time in my resident evil 8 phase where I read the worst fanfictions known to man and judged them in a discord server I have with two other people (my brother and a online friend)

[averysexyleon]

i know it's a dumb spoiler/headcanon but

during miranda's showdown it starts pouring rain and lightning.

and in my fic anytime mirander is around, it's always bad weather.

what gives?

I'll just drop this here. Link to the blog is at the bottom. I know the mold isn't a mushroom, but, it's a fungus and I'm not backing off okay.

"As we look up at the sky, we see dark clouds gathering and feel the air grow heavy with moisture. Soon, we hear the pitter-patter of raindrops, the sound of life-giving water falling from above. But have you ever stopped to wonder how this miracle of nature occurs? How do those tiny droplets of water form and fall to the earth? The answer lies in the wondrous world of mushroom spores.

Yes, you read that right - mushroom spores. Mushrooms produce spores on the gills on the underside of their caps, which have molecules that attract water droplets causing them to condense. This triggers the spores and droplets to be ejected from the gills at a high speed, resulting in the dispersal of tens of thousands of spores per second. This process is called 'ballistospore discharge', discovered by A.H. Reginald Buller. Despite being released only a few centimeters from the ground, there is evidence to suggest that fungal spores can reach high altitudes. 

These tiny, microscopic mushroom spores have the power to make it rain. How, you may ask? Well, it all starts with the process of nucleation.

In simple terms, nucleation is the process by which tiny particles in the atmosphere, such as dust or salt, serve as a nucleus, or seed, for water droplets to form around. This is how clouds form, as water vapor in the air condenses around these nuclei, eventually becoming heavy enough to fall as precipitation.

But what does this have to do with mushroom spores, you ask? Well, scientists have found that these spores are the perfect size and shape to serve as a nucleus for water droplets. They are small enough to stay aloft in the atmosphere, yet large enough to attract and hold onto water molecules.

But the wonders of mushroom spores don't stop there. It turns out that these tiny particles are also able to influence the size and shape of raindrops. When water droplets form around mushroom spores, they tend to be smaller and more numerous than those that form around other nuclei, such as dust or salt. This means that rain that forms around mushroom spores tends to be lighter and more widespread, rather than heavy and concentrated.

The relationship between mushrooms and lightning is also a complex one. Lightning can make mushrooms multiply and help stimulate the growth of mycorrhizal fungi, which have a symbiotic relationship with plants, by increasing the availability of nitrogen in the soil. Additionally, lightning strikes can create small fires in the forest, releasing nutrients from the soil and creating ideal growing conditions for certain types of mushrooms. It is also believed that lightning strikes can cause mushrooms to grow by breaking apart the chemical bonds in the soil, releasing nutrients that the mushrooms need to thrive. 

So the next time you find yourself caught in a rain shower or see lightning flash in the distance, take a moment to marvel at the incredible power of mushrooms and their connection to the weather. Tiny, unassuming mushroom spores have the ability to bring life-giving rain, and lightning can multiply mushrooms, creating a world of wonder and awe all around us."

Link to source

[shroomboi67]

This is NSFW headcanons! If your under 18 do not read!

Karl heisenberg with the fortune of being able to control the lycans has been made to have certain lycan characteristics with sex he will want to breed you, bite you, knot you. If you want to tease him bind his wrists and muzzle him that will drive him insane. You will be his mate and you will know it.

Fortunately for Ethan his super human healing also obliterates his refractory peroid this man is leaking like a tap and cumming ropes in minutes its hard to keep up with him with sex but he's satisified anyway and very much loves to be held or to hold someone after

Let me know if you want me to do anyone else ♡

[hoeisenberg]

birthday gift for my beloved @svetlanabelikova of her favourite moldy dad ( with a little subtle wintersberg reference in there, honest, real subtle ). inspired / referenced by a leyendecker piece. would appreciate it if ethan roleplayers didn't reblog / tag / use this for their stuff this as it's specific to cj's ethan headcanons, thank you ❤

[written-in-sunshine]

I have received my bingo card for the @badthingshappenbingo thing! I was gonna throw it to my followers first!

EDIT: This didn't really take off so I'm taking most of the leftovers!

RULES:

I will do these as I am able to and other events will take precedence. These count as requests and may even not get done, though I want to try and do them all.

Please only choose fandoms from the below list! This list may change at any time!

I will list ships that I write for each of the fandoms listed and would prefer if you choose one to go with one listed.

Please include specifics if there's something that you really want to see! Examples include: Caretaker!Strahm, Whumper!Lucas, I want to see x happen, etc.

You may reply here, send an ask (on anon or not!), or a DM to request a prompt! No more than five prompts per person, please!

FANDOMS AND SHIPS:

Saw Franchise

Chainshipping

Coffinshipping

Pintshipping

Shotgunshipping

Rustynailshipping

Any ship within Wrath Of The Gods + Adam/David/Specs/My OC Older brother for them Lukas. I have a headcanon for the unnamed members here. I also include Lark, who isn't in this image.

Resident Evil (4 Remake, Biohazard, Village)

Serrenedy

Jackthan

Luthan

Wintersberg

Wintersfield

Blair Witch Game/2016 Movie

Carver/Ellis Lynch

Emmett Lanning/Ellis Lynch

Ellis Lynch/Jess

PROMPTS:

I Have Your Loved One -

Cry Into Chest - Taken By Me; Blair Witch; Carlis

Voice Breaking - Taken by Me; Pirates of the Caribbean; Turrow

Ears Ringing - Taken by Me; Descendants; Uma/Harry/Gil

Anger Born of Worry - Taken by Me; Saw; Coffinshipping

Handcuffed/Manacled - Taken By Me; Resident Evil; Wintersberg

Setting A Broken Bone - Taken By Me; Resident Evil; Wintersberg

Nervous Breakdown - Taken By Me; Saw; Pintshipping

Barely Conscious - Taken By Me; Saw; Chainshipping

Taking the Bullet - Taken By Me; Blair Witch; Elless

You Can Scream All You Want - Taken By Me; Resident Evil; Luthan

Clawing At Own Throat - Taken by Me; Saw; Coffinshipping

Water Torture - Taken by Me; Saw; Coffinshipping

Hidden Scar - Taken By Me; Saw; Cherishshipping

Hurt Caretaker - Taken By Me; Resident Evil; Jackthan

Crying Themselves To Sleep - Taken By Me; Blair Witch; Emis

Crush Injury - Taken by Bug; Saw; Chainshipping

Journal/Diary Entry - Open

Hanging - Open

Self-Loathing - Taken by Me; Blair Witch; Ellis Lynch-centric, Emmett/Ellis

Hallucinations - Taken by Me; Blair Witch; Ellis-centric

Survivor's Guilt - Taken By Me; Saw; Pintshipping

Seizures - Taken by Bug; Resident Evil; Luncy

Isolation - Taken by penultimateagent; Saw; Coffinshipping

Lassoeed - Open

[acsparkplug]

Wintersberg Sketch Dump

They're always on my mind now, I love them so much.

Headcannon: Karl likes the RE7 look on Ethan a lot- He likes the business casual thing he's got going.

Headcanon: Rose calls Karl Papa and Ethan Dad/Daddy. Karl gets chocked up.

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[steelkeeby]

Okay, so I’m bored, and I haven’t really been using this blog for anything.

My current autistic hyperfixation is Resident Evil, and I mean it when I say that. I obsess over it almost 24/7.

So I want to receive asks related to Resident Evil. Shipping headcanons, character headcanons, almost anything really as long as it’s SFW.

Some of my favorite RE things to talk about include S.T.A.R.S. Alpha Team (especially Brad) and Chrisker, but I’ll talk about almost any character and almost any ship, including Cleon, Aeon, Serrenedy, Wintersberg, Mithan, Nivanfield, Willsker, and possibly more.

So basically… ask me Resident Evil stuff! I’m bored and have an extreme hyperfixation on it!

[crowtrobotx]

Also i noticed that Wintersberg lovers create similar posts. "Heisenberg has eyes only for Ethan! Why the hell do you think he would fuck you?" Oh boy…There are so much aggression, disgust and negativity in one post towards the people who just don't share their "Heisenberg loves Ethan" headcanon! That's just unbelievable. If, for example, i posted something like "General Wintersberg headcanons: Heisenberg leaves Ethan for a woman" those unhinged folks' asses would get exploded in a second. I am sure they wouldn't like that. (And then i would just go "Hey come on, guys! Why are you getting offended? I'm just making fun of something you like! It's just a joke! It's not that serious!) But i think none of us should do that. None of us should copy their moronic deed! Instead let's just leave them alone and keep enjoying ourselves because we have every right to.

(Sorry I completely left this in drafts and forgot about it bc I have the object permanence of a baby)

I totally agree on both points! As I’ve mentioned before, if I posted my less than positive takes on that ship - which, ironically, almost all stem from my interactions with the actual fucking people who are over the top feral about it and have less to do with its actual content - in the main tags I would get swarmed by people rightfully upset that I’d deliberately tried to ruin their fun. But for some reason it’s “just harmless complaining/a joke” when the opposite happens. How pathetic.

I truly don’t get how these people can post (sometimes repeatedly) about how women are wrong and stupid for having hobbies and then respond when called out like “🙄 saying someone is gay isn’t an attack on women, wow, you must be a crazy person who needs to log off.” My brother in Christ, you are the one posting about how angry it makes you that the girls are touching “your” toys. Trying to pull the Uno reverse card like “actually I’m not a misogynist, you’re homophobic and delusional for being hurt that I said something nasty directed at you” is not the flex you think it is and YOU might indeed be the one who needs to log off if you’re instigating this shit.

Anyway. Yeah, as tough as it is for my Scorpio ass to not launch myself at these people for being dipshits, I am taking the route of “I’m just going to have to get more annoying in the tags and give him more girlfriends out of spite” lmao.

[heraxic]

I LOVE your art, and I love your take on Wintersberg it's so good. What are your headcannons on them? Their heights, sexuality, little hobbies, traits... I'd love to hear.

Thank you!!

Ethan

Height: 5’11

Gender/sexuality: trans man, bi

Hobbies: Drawing, piano, reading, cooking, programming/coding

Karl

Height: 6’

Gender/sexuality: cis man, bi/gay (?)(i cant really see him liking women idk)

Hobbies: Engineering, reading news articles, metal concerts, movies (? i dont have an explanation for this but i feel like its true. he’d talk all the way through)

As for traits, i dont think they’re that much different to canon other than how much they tolerate eachother-

Karl is still flamboyant, arrogant and hotheaded, and Ethan is still softspoken and protective, and tends to act rashly/get cocky when he’s in stressful situations (when loved ones are in trouble he dives in headfirst, gets his ass kicked and starts quipping to himself)

[rallamajoop]

Some Zoe/Mia fic recs

To wrap up this little impromptu Mia-Winters-week on a positive note, I wanted to throw a quick rec for a great author of Mia/Zoe fic, CoffinLiqeur. I'm reccing them as an author rather than reccing specific fic because they're single-handedly responsible for nearly half of all the fic ever posted to AO3 with the Mia/Zoe tag (a paltry 42 fics at time of writing). They've also written a bunch of Ethan/Mia, and a ton of other mostly-RE7-focused RE fic ‒ but it's the Mia/Zoe stuff that really stands out for me.

And seriously, there's so much here I've been craving in Resi fic for ages and not been able to find! Most of all how CoffinLiqeur never shies away from the horror, the grief and the trauma of everything these two women went through. There are stories here about Zoe and Mia trapped in the Baker mansion, leaning upon each other for comfort, about Zoe dealing with her feelings for Mia after Mia's escape with Ethan ‒ even about them reconnecting after Ethan's death, and going on to bring up Rose together (and for any non-fixit universe, where Ethan doesn't make it out alive, this is now seriously headcanon confirmed material for me).

Not all their fic is that heavy, but the weight of their shared grief for the years they've lost, for Zoe's family, and later for Ethan too, all hits just the right note ‒ these stories can absolutely make you feel just how hard Mia Winters loves, as well as Zoe's own complex mix of strengths and vulnerabilities. Remember how I was just rambling about how much wintersberg fandom has been missing by shying away from any hint of a Heisenberg/Ethan/Mia love triangle? This right here is such a great example of all the lovely angst and complex emotions that could come out of that.

It doesn't hurt that CoffinLiqeur has a brilliant handle on all their character voices too ‒ including the rest of the Baker clan. Jack and Marguerite are just as loudly terrifying and Lucas just as creepy as they all should be. There are some really lovely surreal sequences too ‒ seriously, so much to rec these on.

CoffinLiqeur mostly writes Zoe as trans ‒ though this is that species of trans-fic where it doesn't really come up other than as an excuse to write PIV between a same-sex couple, which I know can be a squick for some trans readers (though a selling point for others). You won't get to see any exploration of what it would've been like for Zoe to grow up as a trans lesbian in rural Louisiana, the added horror of losing access to HRT during her three years of imprisonment, or any of the other explorations of dysphoria vs mould-body-horror that immediately struck me on considering the possibility of a trans Zoe either. That's more a case of missed opportunity than a real judgment on their fic though ‒ this is really just me wishing (yet again) that the AO3 community had better conventions for tagging this stuff so I could set my expectations going in.

I should also mention that the overwhelming majority of CoffinLiqeur's fic are very short prompt-fills, with some of those prompts feeling like a more natural fit than others, and a lot of the fic feeling very quick and unbetaed. There's a real stream-of-consciousness flow to most, which can be brilliant for establishing mood when used well, but can also lead to long run-on sequences that can be very hard to follow in others. So there can be a degree of quantity over quality here ‒ but given how many truly lovely Mia/Zoe stories I've still found in their archive, I'm really not complaining at all.

You can find all their fic here, or the Mia/Zoe tag specifically here ‒ or you could just go through my own recent bookmarks for just the shortlist of my own favourites here. (And there's also plenty of wintersberg in those bookmarks too, if that's mote your speed)

[joonebugg]

I've succumbed to headcanoning Karl Heisenberg as trans

[averysexyleon]

random wintersberg headcanons in my fic that i just havent written

--karl is constantly working on repairing his factory key, and it infuriates ethan because he sees it as some kind of escapism denial

--karl is incredibly warm all the time due to his biology and ethan is cold due to his, so they complement each other incredibly well

--nothing gives ethan more emotional satisfaction than the moments where he snaps and TELLS karl what's going to happen. karl thinks this is hilarious and adorable and always submits and agrees, which makes ethan feel even better about himself lol.

--karl can sing really well and sings to rose often. he's also good at music, counting and 'conducting' helped him control his powers (this will be explained and written in my backstory fic for him)

--back in the events of resident evil village, i'm lax on how long miranda was posing as mia and she totally banged ethan. karl knows about this as miranda made her ....admiration? of him, fascination? pretty clear, but he doesn't want to tell ethan about it because well, why would anyone.

--in fact, karl protects ethan from a lot of really unpleasant knowledge about miranda in general.

--ethan is nesting partner extraordinaire and thanks to him, the manor eventually is restored to its former glory, it's beautiful and warm.

--ethan's permanent expression is a scowl, usually due to miranda's bullshit, and it's rose and eva who make him smile the most often.

--eva is going to be a big sister, or a mentor, that rose never got in the OG story. eva has been a part of the mold for over a hundred years so she has enough information that she can help rose with her powers. no more being used by chris's team bullshit.

--karl had an ancestor who was a king (more on him in the most recent chapter) and he was a big sexy bisexual and serves as the object of affection for another king's researcher and reporter. history repeats itself or something idk

--ethan is actually legit terrified of losing karl since he's the only lord left, and the only surviving person with a cadou, and the cadou seems limiting and yet necessary for karl to live. this will be increasingly hard for ethan to deal with later on.

--ethan is mildly jealous of ada and karl's relationship, and will probably be more jealous when he learns about karl and donna's past.

that's all I got for now!

[teyvat-writer]

Yk? I don't really like the Piers x Chris ship i see them more as siblings but the one that i really like and i know is EXTRA basic is Chris x Ethan

I just love the idea of Ethan being an stay at home dad taking care of little Rose and Chris coming home to his little family brigs me so much fucking joy.

Is just this two men that have been broken by the horrors of life and they help each other heal and slowly fall in love with one another and just build a cute lil home where they both raise a daughter.

And bc of that i feel like Rose since she doesn't have any genetics from Chris she rather would pick up of his way of acting all tough and serious lol

Idk i just love me some good fluffy headcanons lol

Personally I'm more of a Wintersberg guy, I just think they're funny together, but I see the appeal. I'd like to think that, even in canon, Rose takes on some of Chris' demeanor, seeing as (from my understanding) he's sort of her mentor.