#win-win situation !!1!1!

[mochiiniko]

@sirwow i just thought of something very stupid

[falling-feels-like-flying]

i just want it to be known that I've been a Lando hater long before being a Lando hater was cool

[kneelingshadowsalome]

hiii the double trouble au lives rent free in my brain like I make a full breakfast and fluff pillows daily for these men 💕

Does Colonel König want kids? 👉👈 What if he thinks he’s too old for them until he sees how sweet Wifey is with small children and he gets hit with Category 5 Baby Fever?

lord knows if the Colonel and Wifey are trying then young König will do his damndest to put a bun or two in that oven because everything is an unspoken competition between those two, ESPECIALLY paternity.

Of course young recruit has to sabotage another important project >:)

But when he hears about it he's so insulted – you want a baby and no one told him?! Have you both lost your mind??

He’s the most obvious choice for this thing: he’s young, he’s active and he’s virile… His sperm is more potent compared to the Colonel’s for sure! It’s a bad joke that you’re trying for a baby with that tired old grandpa, but luckily he’s here to save the day.

While the Colonel concentrates on making the house baby proof and ensuring that you’re both eating clean to improve your chances, young recruit simply chooses quantity over quality. Babies are made by, well, making them!

Doesn’t care if you’re ovulating or not (barely even knows what that means); you’re having sex multiple times a day. The Colonel can go and make those green fertility smoothies while he does what he does best. You can take the paternity test later, it doesn’t matter, it’s quite clear who's going to win this race. And isn’t it funny that the Colonel is out, buying a baby stroller for his kid…? :)

[silentreigns]

You know how Niki Lauda had a special light blue racing suit while he was in Ferrari? What if they made their special race suits similar to what he had in Monza next year?

[felsicveins]

Post-forgotten-realms-return Christmas

[applesauce42069]

Hebrew Bible classes are a mitzvah that keeps on giving

[moo-oon]

I feel like people are forgetting that Piastri would have won without team orderers IF they had let him box before Norris.

The only reason Norris got ahead to begin with was because of the second pit stop situation and wanting to defend second place from Hamilton.

I love Lando Norris and would have loved to see him win again but this race belonged to Oscar. It's such a shame that his first win has been tainted by this drama.

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

I will never forgive McLaren for ruining Oscar’s first win like that. They made a strategy error and then put both their drivers in an awful position to rectify it. He won and the first thing he did was apologize. My heart broke.

[splatoon-confession-box]

i was kind of shocked to find out that callie was disliked among the fandom during the earlier years. im a splat veteran, but i wasnt ever really into fandom until a few years ago. callie was always my favourite!! i always thought she was so cute! i found it so jarring that people didnt like her

[charlixcxashtray]

need bb to cast more queer ppl per cast so we can have an attempted li-jibit-qua alliance that implodes spectacularly

[the-physicality]

2007, conference finals phoenix vs san antonio

[gazkamurocho]

Just posted on my Patreon a family photo commission of Ryoma and Goromi from LAD: Ishin era! This one is gonna take a while to post on my social media so if you want to get early access to my art/comics or just support me in general please consider becoming a member 🙏❤ Link here!

[miusato]

I haven't talk about shinjiham enough in this au lol so anyway I was thinking about how Shinji kinda use Minako's house as a place for him to basically get away from his foster home and also practice his cooking. The kitchen back at the foster home is off limit to him and the rest of the foster kids so he couldn't really cook there. Minako didn't know he likes to cook until one day she brought him home to hang out and watch TV and while they were watching some silly cartoons on MTV suddenly she gets hungry and was moaning about how she has to eat instant ramen since Liz isn't home so she couldn't order takeouts. Shinji asked what's in their kitchen and said he can probably cook something for her if she lets him snoop around the kitchen. She was surprised that a guy like him wants to cook and he smiled and reveals that he cooks a lot when he was in the orphanage and one of his current part time job is a cook and he enjoys it a lot despite the stressful chaotic enviroment of the kitchen.

When Minako showed him their kitchen, he grimaced at the stacks of instant ramen filling up their cabinet and even more so when he realize that almost all of the food in the kitchen is basically instant food. Yet, food is food and whatever they have in that home is the most food he'd ever seen in a kitchen since he moved into his foster home so after going through every cabinets and drawers and scanning the fridge, he managed to whip out a mean fried rice out of minute rice, soy sauce packs from sushi take outs and veges from salad bowl. She was genuinely impressed that he managed to throw some random shit together in a pan and create an actual food and even more so when the food is really good. Shinji, as usual would undermine his skill and when Minako insist that he's really good at it, he would quickly change topic by scolding at how shit their diet is and Liz should learn how to cook lol

Ever since then, any time they hang out at Minako's home, she always expects him to cook something for her and while Shinji complains about how even after every visit the amount of instant and junk food never changed and also joked that Minako brought him back home just to be her private cook, they did actually bought some fresh food (mostly because Minako told Liz that she should buy something fresh just so Shinji can cook something with it when he's visiting lol) and he also really don't mind cooking for Minako at all. At one point when Liz's at home, she actually did bring both of them out together for grocery so they can cook something special for dinner all of them actually did have a good time just being able to spend time together and Shinji, despite being awful at expressing his emotion and doesn't show his emotion, is enjoying the brief domesticity he has before having to return to his home.

Also I find it so cute that Shinji's love language is basically act of service. Shinji is blunt and has no problem telling people straight up that he didn't like them and basically do whatever he wants and basically scaring people away but he's also extremely bad at telling people he loved that he cherished them and enjoyed their company so he definitely showed them through doing things such as cooking for Minako. And skdjsksosks love that in his SL when you didn't romance him, he's like "You're hungry? I'll make you something. Might as well talk and eat at the same time, right?" Like AAAAAA idk him just cooking for her is basically him letti g himself be open yet vulnerable to Minako and oh god can someone just like put me to sleep its 2 AM here-

[professor-doc-emeritus]

There's a lot of reddit refugees/AI bot accounts here and on other websites that are spreading AITA posts around, but not sharing the required-reading post that's necessary if you want to engage with that content without becoming a goblin

[quincyhorst]

...Both Spain and France won... By own goals....

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THIS IS A CERTIFIED PIERARDO MOMENT!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🔝🔝🔝🍾🍾🍾🍾🔥🔥

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

Mel for the unhinged character bingo!

yessss YEEEESSSSSSSSS