#william graham askbox

[mongooseundertheporch]

"Does anyone have a pet sitter they recommend....? A good one, who can handle 12 dogs and 2 cats? I'm gonna go..... visit some family and I can't take them with me, but everyone I know is busy during the only time I can do it."

[tuppencetrinkets]

Sorted caps from Season 1 of The Vampire Diaries, the Originals and Legacies.

Nina Dobrev - Elena Gilbert

Paul Wesley - Stefan Salvatore

Ian Somerhalder - Damon Salvatore

Kat Graham - Bonnie Bennett

Candice King - Caroline Forbes

Zach Roerig - Matt Donovan

Michael Trevino - Tyler Lockwood

Steven R. McQueen - Jeremy Gilbert

Matthew Davis - Alaric Saltzman

Joseph Morgan - Klaus Mikaelson

Marguerite Macintyre - Liz Forbes

Sara Canning - Jenna Sommers

Claire Holt - Rebekah Mikaelson

Susan Walters - Carol Lockwood

Daniel Gillies - Elijah Mikaelson

Susan Walters - Carol Lockwood

Kayle Ewell - Vicki Donovan

Melise - Anna Zhu

David Anders - John Gilbert

Arielle Kebbel - Lexi Branson

Phoebe Tonkin - Hayley Marshall

Kelly Hu - Pearl Zhu

Mia Kirshner - Isobel Flemming

Sebastian Roche - Mikael

Charles Michael Davis - Marcel Gerard

Danielle Campbell - Davina Claire

Leah Pipes - Camille O'Connell

Nathan Parsons - Jackson Kenner

Danielle Pineda - Sophie Deveraux

Danielle Rose Russell - Hope Mikaelson

Eka Darville - Diego

Todd Stashwick - Kieran O'Connell

Elyse Levesque - Genevieve

Shannon Kane - Sabine Laurent

Aria Shahghasemi - Landon Kirby

Quincy Rouse - Milton Greasley

Jenny Boyd - Lizzie Saltzman

Kaylee Kaneshiro - Josie Saltzman

Demetrius Bridges - Dorian Williams

Omono Okojie - Cleo Sowande

Yasmine Al-Bustami - Monique Deveraux

Bianca Lawson - Emily Bennett

Steven Krueger - Josh

Lulu Antariksa - Penelope

Melinda Clarke - Kelly Donovan

Sheila Bennett - Jasmine Guy

Karen David - Emma

Gina Torres - Bess

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[killingsboys]

read in 2023!

i did a reading thread last year and really enjoyed it so i am doing another one this year!! as always, you can find me on goodreads and my askbox is always open!

The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Other Verses from the Red Book by J.R.R. Tolkien (★★★★☆)

Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo* (★★★★★)

Beowulf by Unknown, translated by Seamus Heaney (★★★★☆)

The Rise of Kyoshi by F.C. Lee (★★★★☆)

Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo (★★★★★)

Her Body and Other Parties: Stories by Carmen Maria Machado (★★★★☆)

The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde (★★★★★)

The Shadow of Kyoshi by F.C. Lee (★★★★☆)

The Black Flamingo by Dean Atta (★★★★★)

Nine Liars by Maureen Johnson (★★☆☆☆)

Sharks in the Rivers by Ada Limón (★★★☆☆)

Babel, Or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translators’ Revolution by R.F. Kuang (★★★★★)

Firekeeper’s Daughter by Angeline Boulley (★★★★★)

Paper Girls, Volume 1 by Brian K. Vaughan, Cliff Chiang, and Matt Wilson (★★★☆☆)

Paper Girls, Volume 2 by Brian K. Vaughan, Cliff Chiang, and Matt Wilson (★★★☆☆)

There Are Trans People Here by H. Melt (★★★★★)

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson (★★★★☆)

Paper Girls, Volume 3 by Brian K. Vaughan, Cliff Chiang, and Matt Wilson (★★★☆☆)

Paper Girls, Volume 4 by Brian K. Vaughan, Cliff Chiang, and Matt Wilson (★★★☆☆)

Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones (★★★★☆)

Paper Girls, Volume 5 by Brian K. Vaughan, Cliff Chiang, and Matt Wilson (★★★☆☆)

The Guest List by Lucy Foley (★★☆☆☆)

Paper Girls, Volume 6 by Brian K. Vaughan, Cliff Chiang, and Matt Wilson (★★★☆☆)

The Princess Bride by William Goldman (★★★★☆)

Care Work: Dreaming Disability Justice by Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha (★★★★★)

Daisy Jones and the Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid* (★★★★★)

Goldie Vance, Volume 1 by Hope Larson, Brittney Williams

Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White (★★★★☆)

The Inheritance Games by Jennifer Lynn Barnes (★★★★☆)

The Hawthorne Legacy by Jennifer Lynn Barnes (★★★☆☆)

Are Prisons Obsolete? by Angela Y. Davis (★★★★★)

The Final Gambit by Jennifer Lynn Barnes (★★★☆☆)

Who Goes There? by John W. Campbell Jr. (★★☆☆☆)

The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin (★★★★★)

Going Dark by Melissa de la Cruz (★★★☆☆)

Working 9 to 5: A Women's Movement, a Labor Union, and the Iconic Movie by Ellen Cassedy (★★★★☆)

Why Didn't They Ask Evans? by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

The Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

The Waste Land and Other Poems by T.S. Eliot

The Mostly True Story of Tanner and Louise by Colleen Oakley (★★★★☆)

Hollow by Shannon Watters, Branden Boyer-White, and Berenice Nelle (★★★★☆)

Heavy Vinyl, Volume 1: Riot on the Radio by Nina Vakueva and Carly Usdin (★★★★☆)

Burn Down, Rise Up by Vincent Tirado (★★★☆☆)

Heavy Vinyl, Volume 2: Y2K-O! by Nina Vakueva and Carly Usdin (★★★★☆)

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli (★★★★☆)

Five Little Pigs by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid (★★★★★)

Last Night at the Telegraph Club by Malinda Lo (★★★★★)

The Backstagers, Vol 1: Rebels Without Applause by James Tynion IV, Rian Sygh, and Walter Baiamonte (★★★☆☆)

The Odyssey by Homer, translated by Emily Wilson (★★★★☆)

The Backstagers, Vol 2: The Show Must Go On by James Tynion IV, Rian Sygh, and Walter Baiamonte (★★★☆☆)

A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare (★★★★☆)

Happy Place by Emily Henry (★★★★★)

After Dark with Roxie Clark by Brooke Lauren Davis (★★★☆☆)

Night of the Mannequins by Stephen Graham Jones (★★★☆☆)

Lord of the Flies by William Golding (★★★★☆)

A Little Bit Country by Brian D. Kennedy (★★★★☆)

Built From the Fire: The Epic Story of Tulsa’s Greenwood District, America’s Black Wall Street by Victor Luckerson (★★★★★)

Cheer Up!: Love and Pompoms by Crystal Frasier, Oscar O. Jupiter, and Val Wise (★★★★★)

All Out: The No-Longer-Secret Stories of Queer Teens throughout the Ages by assorted authors, edited by Saundra Mitchell (★★★★☆)

Gwen and Art Are Not in Love by Lex Croucher** (★★★★☆)

St. Juniper's Folly by Alex Crespo** (★★★★★)

The Last Girls Standing by Jennifer Dugan** (★★☆☆☆)

Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the Birth of the FBI by David Grann (★★★★★)

Where Echoes Die by Courtney Gould** (★★★★☆)

Your Lonely Nights Are Over by Adam Sass** (★★★★★)

Princess Princess Ever After by Kay O’Neill (★★★☆☆)

Thieves' Gambit by Kayvion Lewis** (★★★☆☆)

The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

You’re Not Supposed to Die Tonight by Kalynn Bayron (★★★☆☆)

Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield (★★★★☆)

Devotions by Mary Oliver (★★★★★)

The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan* (★★★★☆)

The Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan* (★★★★☆)

The Titan’s Curse by Rick Riordan* (★★★★★)

The Battle of the Labyrinth by Rick Riordan (★★★★★)

The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan (★★★★★)

Suddenly a Murder by Lauren Muñoz** (★★★★☆)

The Demigod Files by Rick Riordan (★★★★☆)

Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty (★★★★★)

All That’s Left to Say by Emery Lord (★★★★★)

The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan (★★★★☆)

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? by Edward Albee (★★★☆☆)

The Son of Neptune by Rick Riordan (★★★★☆)

The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Joseph Andrew White (★★★★★)

Hallowe’en Party by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

M Is for Monster by Talia Dutton (★★★★☆)

The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan (★★★★★)

Our Shadows Have Claws: 15 Latin American Monster Stories by assorted authors, edited by Yamile Saied Méndez and Amparo Ortiz (★★★★☆)

These Fleeting Shadows by Kate Alice Marshall (★★★★☆)

Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen (★★★★★)

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston (��★★★☆)

Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

The October Country by Ray Bradbury (★★★★☆)

Hamlet by William Shakespeare (★★★★☆)

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving (★★★★☆)

Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

The Appeal by Janice Hallett (★★★★☆)

The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin (★★★★☆)

The Carrying: Poems by Ada Limón (★★★★★)

The Hundred Years’ War on Palestine: A History of Settler-Colonial Conquest and Resistance, 1917-2017 by Rashid Khalidi (★★★★★)

Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen (★★★★★)

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

Know My Name by Chanel Miller (★★★★★)

Rifqa by Mohammed El-Kurd (★★★★★)

Bloodchild and Other Stories by Octavia E. Butler (★★★★☆)

The Witch Haven by Sasha Peyton Smith* (★★★★★)

The Moving Finger by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson (★★★★★)

A Murder is Announced by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

The World Keeps Ending, and the World Goes On by Franny Choi (★★★★★)

The Witch Hunt by Sasha Peyton Smith (★★★★☆)

That’s Not My Name by Megan Lally** (★★★★☆)

The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher (★★★★☆)

The House of Hades by Rick Riordan (★★★★☆)

Dark Tales by Shirley Jackson (★★★★☆)

Pageboy by Elliot Page (★★★★★)

All This and Snoopy, Too by Charles M. Schultz (★★★★☆)

The Blood of Olympus by Rick Riordan (★★★★☆)

Murder in the Family by Cara Hunter (★★★★☆)

The Mystery Writer by Sulari Gentill** (★★☆☆☆)

Comfort Me With Apples by Catherynne M. Valente (★★★★☆)

The Deep Sky by Yume Kitasei (★★★★☆)

Spell on Wheels Vol. 1 by Kate Leth, Megan Levens, and Marissa Louise (★★★★☆)

Spell on Wheels Vol. 2: Just to Get to You by Kate Leth, Megan Levens, and Marissa Louise (★★★★☆)

Freedom is a Constant Struggle by Angela Y. Davis (★★★★☆)

Kindred by Octavia E. Butler (★★★★☆)

The Christmas Appeal by Janice Hallett (★★★★☆)

So Far So Good: Final Poems: 2014 - 2018 by Ursula K. Le Guin (★★★★☆)

Murder on the Christmas Express by Alexandra Benedict (★☆☆☆☆)

Midwinter Murder: Fireside Tales from the Queen of Mystery by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

Mother-Daughter Murder Night by Nina Simon (★★★★☆)

Hercule Poirot’s Christmas by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë (★★★★★)

The Twelve Days of Murder by Andreina Cordani (★★★★☆)

The Christmas Guest by Peter Swanson (★★★★☆)

The Sittaford Mystery by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

The Twenty-Ninth Year by Hala Alyan (★★★☆☆)

Christmas Presents by Lisa Unger (★★★☆☆)

Letters From Father Christmas by J.R.R. Tolkien

Bellweather Rhapsody by Kate Racculia (★★★★☆)

An asterisk (*) indicates a reread. A double asterisk (**) indicates an ARC.

[incorrect-the-terror-quotes]

Ok, after some deliberation i have a list prepared, but since this is a democracy, im open to changes and other peoples opinion.

The askbox is open so feel free to offer suggestions over the weekend. On monday i will publish the final list and how it's organized in the bracket (it's going to be randomized) and start publish week long matches four at a time on tuesday.

So the list is under a readmore because it's long as fuck, but it is:

Sir John Franklin,

Francis Crozier,

James Fitzjames,

Edward Little,

George Hodgson,

John Irving,

Thomas Jopson

Thomas Blanky

Henry Collins

John Bridgens

Henry Le Vesconte

Graham Gore

Henry Goodsir

Alexander Mcdonald

Stephen Stanley

Charles Des Voeux

Cornelius Hickey

Harry Peglar

John Morfin

Magnus Manson

James Ross

Solomon Tozer

Thomas Hartnell

Thomas Armitage

William Gibson

Tuunbaq

Silna

Sophia Cracroft

Lady Franklin

Netsilik Shaman

Netsilik Hunter

Charles Dickens (Look i need the maths to make sense and everyone know who he is, he has a scene about what he is doing and how he contributes to the story. If anyone has any other suggestions he is the first one to go)

[mongooseundertheporch]

(18+)

Will, I would like nothing more than to get down rough and dirty. I’m talking rawdogging it until the fucking sun rises. Anyways.

Will stared for a long moment, face heating up, just kinda fucked up. "I uh. Um. Pardon-?"

[mongooseundertheporch]

Hello, I hope we are on better terms, if not would you like a hug? I've been told for some reason I am huggable, anywho, you asked fro an update, I'm doing breathing treatments and what not now.

Still in the hospital, they have me on a treatment plan, the first night was so hectic....

I want something good to eat.

"..... I'd say we're on semi-better terms, although I'm still not very happy about what happened yesterday." He gave a faint laugh at the huggable comment. "I wonder how well they know you. And good, I was hoping they wouldn't make you wait very long."

[mongooseundertheporch]

Will, I have awakens and the first person I’m going to bother is you, when can you come by the hospital?

"I'm actually here, had to go for a case anyways and that's.... been resolved, so I can go to you now. What room are you in?"

[mongooseundertheporch]

[okay here we go, sex alphabet for Will] [18+ you fucks, shoo if you're not an adult >:[ ] [Reminder these are my headcanons, if you don't like it, then uh. Go away] [Oh, tags for peeps related to Will, figured you'd find this useful :> : @yourtastefulcannibal @adm1rationofthem0ngoos3 @ask-zephyrkane @4mbrose-de-s1las ]

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Very good at aftercare, at least for his partner, albeit he'll forget to do much for himself beyond cleaning even if he subs

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He wouldn't say he has a favorite body part necessarily, but he likes his voice pretty decently. And he's a big fan of hands, or thighs

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's kinda obsessed, although he keeps it pretty chill on the surface. He will clean up after himself though, and his partner-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

One of the fastest ways to get him off is just to finger/fuck him, he found that out after getting wheedled into trying pegging with an ex-girlfriend of his. Just slip something into him and he'll go off like a rocket. He also likes bottoming for cockwarming purposes, it helps turn off his brain

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Fairly experienced, knows the basics and learns quickly

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy or just anything that lets him avoid eye contact

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious once he gets into it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't bother with shaving, it's an arduous process that makes him jittery, so it's messy

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If it's someone he knows well, he's very intimate, and regardless, when everything's said and done, he's very cuddly

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off fairly regularly, at least once a week if not more, more as a way to get rid of morning wood than anything since it's not very satisfying to him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's into bondage/shibari, and painplay, although he hasn't had the chance to engage in these kinks much

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, or the kitchen for reasons unknown

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pain [he's a masochist], just being touched in random situations [by people he knows and is sexually involved with], TBD honestly

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not a big fan of latex, horrible texture for him, nor is he a big fan of himself doing breeding talk

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Very very very good at it, prefers giving

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Typically, although it does vary between partner and situation, he likes to take his time, hard but slow

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He like taking his time, but he doesn't mind them, although since it takes him a while to cum from topping he's usually left to his own devices afterwards

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He has to be coaxed into it somewhat, but he does like experimentation and risks as much as he'll whine about it

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go as long as he's wanted to, although he'll have to stall for time to recuperate. If he's topping, he'll usually last pretty long, half an hour or so. If he's bottoming, his partners have to edge him to get it to last more than ten minutes

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a few toys for himself, rarely ever uses them on partners though since they're just small dildos and plugs bought on a drunken whim. He uses them more often than he'd like to admit

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He adores teasing, as well as degradation, he's not afraid to get mean if his partner is down for it

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's incredibly loud, although he'll go pretty quiet when he's close, just whining or panting his partner's name. He whines, keens, groans, hisses somewhat, a pretty wide range

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves giving oral, like a ridiculous amount, especially as he gets older and needs more recovery time. Eating out, sucking off, whatever it is, he's down. He'll even just do it absentmindedly as a cockwarming/cuntwarming sort of thing.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 inch, uncut

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's comes and goes, sometimes it's all he can think about and sometimes it's dormant

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he's done with aftercare, he's out like a light. Eepy man, eepy forever

[mongooseundertheporch]

“can i have cuddles please?” he asks, definitely not seeking out head scritches 👀

"Oh, hello- And of course you can, c'mere,"

[mongooseundertheporch]

Who the hell are you, anyway?

[>:3c]

"I'm Will Graham, I work as a teacher and a special agent at an FBI academy. Who are you and why do you ask??" [gonna assume this is you @spellbound-multi ?]

[mongooseundertheporch]

can you cashapp me 50$ I'm in the hospital now; and I'm hungry, stupid bitch doctor left me alone.

".... Cashapp?? And no, I'm not sure where you'd even use that money in a hospital. Just wait-"

[mongooseundertheporch]

"Rahh."

"Hello to you too-"

[mongooseundertheporch]

Wiiiilll?

- A.

"Yes Ambrose...?"

[mongooseundertheporch]

you’re visiting family? Why? Fucking why? Are you going to be fucking back soon? Are you going to fucking text me? You’ll text me right? Updates? Who’s going with you? Are you going to be safe?

"I need to go back home, that's all. I.... it's complicated and I can't explain. I'll be back with a week or two, I'm not gonna leave before you get out of the hospital. Matthew's coming with me, and I can't text you, I don't have your number. I'll.... I'll be fine." He paused, trying to think of any questions he didn't address before one of his own came up. "Why do you ask all of this? You sound.... panicked."

[mongooseundertheporch]

[18+ headcanon, get out if you're a minor or if you don't like it

[I feel like Will Graham would get like rock hard if someone referred to sucking his dick as eating him out] [Not for like feminization purposes or anything [although if you wanna interpret as such, be my guest, not what I'm doing though]] [He just really likes it tbh] [He just..... feels like that, esp with how I view him as agender and not actually super interested in the concept of gender [even the label agender makes him shrug]] [idk]

[mongooseundertheporch]

"Yeah there we go."