#will ramos is literally baby

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put me in a room with Will Ramos and people would think we're having an argument cuz we both talk so passionately and loud as fuck

[cowpokeomens]

Dress

Pairing: Will Ramos x Reader

Word Count: 2.6k

Warnings: 18+ this is straight up self-serving porn!!!!!!! Minors go away!!!! Anyways this has got everything: Biting, p-in-v, blowjobs, fingering (female receiving), breeding kink, big ole praise kink, me projecting how badly I want to swallow William's load, I think that's it but by all means DM me or reply if you think I should add something!

Literally no one hmu unless it's to talk about this photo. It has nothing to do with the story but I wanna fuck him so bad so I'm putting it here. It's my blog I do what I want.

Yes I was listening to Dress by Taylor Swift as I wrote this!!!! Yes it's one of the horniest songs in her discography!!!! Leave me alone!!!!

Anyways.

This is straight up porn, no plot in sight, no beta because I'm insane, no fucks given because I'm a whore! Enjoy.

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Will was about to vibrate out of his fucking skin. 

He’s irritable, too- a far cry from his usual “Sunshine and Rainbows” disposition. People kept trying to make conversation, ask him about the tour, compliment the new album. It would end with a curt, “Yeah, it was a lot of fun,” as his eyes would be dragged from whoever he was talking to back to you.

The dress was unfair. It was diabolical, even. He searched his memory, trying to come up with a reason you’d put him under such physical and emotional duress. He did the dishes last night, made breakfast this morning- he even folded the laundry! In terms of “deserving of death by nefarious garments,” his conscience was clear. 

Yet there you were, clad in the slinkiest little black dress that he never knew you owned. You had spent hours in front of the mirror, perfecting your makeup, carefully styling your hair. It had been fun for him to watch; Fun to listen to your “Ultimate Emo” playlist and jam out while you painstakingly applied a swipe of lipstick, a striking mark of eyeliner. It was fun. 

He stopped having fun the moment you stepped out in the goddamned thing. 

“Zip me up?” You had asked, batting mascara-ed lashes at him sweetly. His brain had short circuited for a second, rebooting completely when it started overheating. Zip you up? He wanted to eat you up, toss you over his shoulder like a caveman and keep you in bed for hours. 

“Where are you going in that?” He asked incredulously. Your breasts were about to fall out, fabric clinging to the small of your waist. There were other details- lace and ribbons and shit he didn’t have the vocabulary for when his head was running on all cylinders, much less now. You turned around so he could reach the zipper better, and he genuinely wondered if the anime nosebleeds were onto something with how quickly the blood rushed to his cock at the sight of your ass stretching the fabric.

“Um, to the jamboree your label is hosting?” You retort with a giggle. “C’mon, we’re going to be late to this shindig if we don’t leave soon.”

He had complied, after some whining, zipping you up and kissing you softly on your shoulder, willing his cock to miraculously soften. 

Then you had arrived, and he was swept away by record executives, you saw a group of gal-pals, and he had to keep his hands to himself.

For hours. 

Will’s hands itched with the urge to reach out and touch you, twitching at his sides. Someone said something that must have been fucking hilarious, because you were laughing, head thrown back, chest heaving-

I can’t do this. He thinks to himself. This is a task for men stronger than me.

Quickly downing the last dregs of his cocktail, he impolitely excuses himself from the group he was speaking with, maneuvering through the mass of people to where you stood. 

“Hi baby!” You call when he enters your line of sight, smiling brightly. You’re in a small group of people who also greet Will upon his arrival, immediately asking about the tour. 

“It was a lot of fun, thanks for asking.” Will mumbles distractedly, eyes never leaving you. “You ready to blow this popsicle stand, love bug?” 

Your eyes widen slightly in surprise. “Oh, sure.” You quickly excuse yourself from the group, leaving with warm goodbyes and tight hugs. Will thinks he’ll catch on fire before the two of you make it out of the building, but then you’re walking over to join him, the two of you quickly working through the crowd.

“Is everything okay, Will?” You ask when you’re both out of earshot. Concern is evident in your tone, and Will fights the urge to smooth the crease between your eyebrows with a kiss. 

“Yeah, just itchy is all.” He murmurs to you, placing a kiss on the top of your head as you both exit the building. Itchy was a good word; He was practically crawling out of his skin with the urge to get you undressed, underneath him. 

Guilt overtook your pretty features. “Oh baby, was the party too much? If you felt overstimulated, we could have left earlier-”

“No, I’m fine, pretty girl, really. It’s just-” He sighs, stopping in the parking lot to dig his keys out of his pocket.

“Did I do something?” You sound so sad, eyes widening. Will could practically see your mind sifting through the evening, trying to find some misstep.

“No, no baby- stop. I can see you overthinking, you didn’t do anything wrong, I just-” He sighs again, pausing by the car now. He glance around the two of you, making sure you were alone, before guiding your hand to his groin. 

Your eyes went dark at what you found there. “Holy shit, you’re- how long?” You stammer, sounding hoarse.

“Ever since you put on that fucking dress.” He admits sheepishly. 

“C’mon.” You nod towards the car, motioning for him to get inside. 

You made quick work of shutting your door, Will about to start the car when you stop him. 

“Leave it off.” You command, making his eyebrows shoot up in question. “Less conspicuous.”

“Less conspicuous for wha-” Will’s question was cut off as your lips locked with his in a searing kiss. You gripped his shirt in your hands, dragging him closer to you. 

“All hard for me, huh?” You whisper against his lips. 

He’s nodding before he realizes it. “So hard, baby, all fucking night, all for you.”

You’re nodding with him, already drunk off of the power you have over him. “Let’s get you taken care of then, yeah?” 

You tear your lips away from his to better unbutton and unzip his pants, tugging the fabric down the best you could in the cramped space. He hisses as you pull his briefs down so that his cock can spring free. 

“Holy shit.” You breathed, taking him in.

He’s always been big- you were familiar with that part- but you’d never seen him after being hard for hours. The veins on his cock were bulging angrily, the tip shiny with precum and deliciously red. 

“Poor thing,” you say in a saccharine voice, leaning in to kiss the cherry-red tip. 

He outright keens at that, hips barely jerking up, like it was taking everything to hold himself down. “Don’t be mean, pretty girl.”

You give him one last grin before you’re swallowing him down, stopping three-quarters of the way down to soothe your gag reflex.

“Fuck-“ Will gasps into the air, one hand coming up to tangle in your hair. His grip tightens, and you feel your control over the situation slipping away. “Fucking tease tonight, huh? Not enough to wear your slutty little dress, couldn’t wait to get my cock in your mouth either, could you?” 

You whimper almost silently at his words, but he feels the vibrations of it on his cock. “Little slut likes that? Does she want me to use her pretty mouth?” He continues, pulling you up by your hair just enough for you to be able to speak.

You relinquish any semblance of control you had when you manage a small, “Please.” 

He grins at you, so far from his regular, cheerful smile, and pulls you in for one last kiss. It’s sloppy and wet and wonderful, and you’re almost sad when he yanks you away by your hair again to guide you down to his cock. 

“Open.” He commands, the gruffness of his voice making you quickly do as you were told. His cock is in your throat immediately, but before you can gag, he’s pulling you back up roughly. You manage half a gasp of air before you’re being shoved back down, swallowing him again. He continues fucking your face at a brutal pace; Soon spit is covering your chin, and you can feel you mascara running down your cheeks in the form of tears. 

“So fucking good for me.” Will grunts, hips thrusting up to meet your face. “Such a good girl, taking what she’s given.”

The praise makes you moan- or at least, as much as you could with him fucking your mouth so thoroughly. You’re lost in the sensation of him so deep in your mouth, breathing deeply through your nose as he uses you. His thrusts start becoming irregular, a chant of your name and “fuck” falling from his lips as his movements grew shorter and shorter. 

Oh, you think. He’s so close, you can see it in the tension of his body, in the drawn-up expression on his face. You want nothing more than for him to finish in your mouth, to make you swallow it down, but he pulls out abruptly, chest heaving with labored breaths. 

“Is something wrong?” You’re pouting, you can feel yourself pouting. 

He sees your face and huffs a laugh, still panting. “Pretty girl wants my cum that bad?”

His words- the vulgarity of them- color your cheeks pink. Although… Yeah. That was exactly what you wanted. You nod, the smallest movement. 

You think you hear him stop breathing, but then he speaks again. “C’mere, honey, I’ll give you what you need.” He motions to his lap, where his cock is beckoning you like a siren at sea. You hastily go to unzip your dress, but he stops you. “Leave it on.” His gaze drags down your form, back up to your throat, where his eyes linger for a moment before he’s looking into your eyes again. “Leave all of it on.”

His words make you shiver, but you obey, crawling over to straddle his lap. He yanks your panties to the side in record time, immediately thrusting two fingers into you. You mewl at the sensation, eyes squeezing shut as your hand comes up to slap over your mouth to muffle the sound. 

“Nuh uh, let me hear.” His voice is in your ear, nose rubbing against the lobe of it. “Let me hear your pretty sounds- God, you’re so fucking wet.”

You could hear him moving his fingers inside you, even over your own noises. You grind down into his hand without consciously realizing you’re doing so, chasing the pleasure his fingers brought you. You open your eyes blearily, wanting to see him, only to find that he’s studying that same spot again, right at the base of your neck. Jutting your chin up so that your throat is completely vulnerable, you give him a meaningful look. 

He accepts the offer, teeth coming down to bite at your pulse point. The moan that escapes you is profane, dwindling to the pathetic whimper of an injured animal as he sucks at the skin where he bit, soothing it with his tongue. Your chest is next, ample cleavage on display for his lips to lock onto, sucking a hickey into the sensitive skin with ease. The hand that’s not fucking into you grips onto your waist to leave another bruise, pulling you impossibly closer.

You know what he’s doing- Marking what’s his, letting everyone know who you belong to. And you couldn’t care less about the perception of it, lost in the pleasure of his lips and the sensation of being owned. Arching into his mouth, your hands tangle in his hair as your legs start to quiver with unadulterated want. 

“‘M close, Will I’m-” You pant, tugging at his hair desperately. 

“I know, pretty girl, be good and come for me so I can fuck you properly.” He whispers into your neck, and that’s all it takes to hurtle you over the edge, shaking with your orgasm even as he replaces his fingers with his cock.

It’s so much more- more girth, more length. It stretches you, fills you up to the brim. You’re still in the aftershocks of coming as he starts fucking you in earnest, yanking you into his chest until you feel like you can’t get a breath in. You’re practically wailing, the sensitivity of getting fucked so quickly after orgasming overwhelming, but it’s perfect. 

“You’re my girl, right?” He’s grunting, holding you stationary while his hips rock up into you at break-neck speed. “My pretty girl, all mine.”

You nod, incoherently babbling, “I’m yours, I’m yours, I’m yours-”

“Want my cum?” He pulls back just enough to look in your eyes. It’s all love there- an all-consuming love that illuminates his gaze like a flame. “Want me to fill you up? Put a baby in you- Keep a baby in you?”

You’re nodding again, unintelligible sounds falling from your lips in response. “Please.” You finally manage to stammer out. 

He’s almost smiling, a joyous kind of pleasure overtaking his features as his thrusts grow erratic for the second time that evening. Your grip on him tightens as you feel yourself get closer and closer, tears springing in your eyes from the overstimulation. 

It hits you like a fucking train, face curled into his neck in a silent scream, legs spasming in every direction. He fucks you through it, coming in hot spurts inside you, thrusts growing sloppier until he finally nestles himself deep within you, setting you down gently in his lap again. 

You’re panting and trembling, completely collapsed against his chest. The both of you sit like that a few long minutes, his hand rubbing at the exposed part of your back soothingly. When you feel an iota of strength return to your body, you’re craning your neck up to kiss his cheek. 

He’s grinning, turning to look down at you. “Well shucks, thanks for the kiss, honey.”

You’re giggling with him, pushing yourself up so that your back is straight. You hiss as the movement moves him inside your sore hole, a shudder passing through your body. 

“You better cut that out, I’ll fuck you again if you’re not careful.” He warns teasingly, hands gripping your hips lightly. 

You flash him a grin, and then ready yourself for the chore of him pulling out. You know it’s going to be tender, but you still yelp as he slips out of you. Flopping into your seat, you give yourself another minute to collect your breath. He tucks his cock away, zipping up his pants carefully and starting the car.

You zone out for a moment, only recognizing the long silence that has stretched between the two of you after a few minutes more have passed. You look over at him, a question on your lips, when the look on his face makes you pause. 

He’s staring in between your legs, a small pout on his face. “It’s leaking out.” 

You throw your head back, barking a laugh at his distress. “I have an IUD as well, my love, I don’t think it’ll work no matter how hard you try.”

His eyes go dark at your words. “Then I’ll just try harder next time.”

Before you can respond, the car is in drive, and you’re headed home. You quickly buckle your seat belt, pulling down the passenger mirror to clean yourself up, stopping when you catch the first glimpse of your reflection.

Your makeup has smeared everywhere. Black streaks run down your cheeks in rivulets, your lipstick smudged around your mouth. Your tits are littered with bruises, lovebites of various colors decorating your skin. You look like a slutty fucking mess, You think to yourself. You’re searching for a napkin to wipe your face when Will speaks up again. 

“Leave it.” He flips on his turn signal, pulling onto your street. His jaw is tight, and you swear you can see a bulge in his trousers. He turns to look at you as he puts the car in park in front of your house, eyes already glossed over again. “Leave all of it.”

[circle-with-me]

You're Shooting Stars From The Barrel Of Your Eyes

A/N: Surprise! She wrote something. I literally word-vomited this out so quickly it's insane SO that means it's not proofread at all. If it sucks or if it's got a lot of errors then I apologize feel free to yell at me in my asks. I've wanted to write something for Will for a HOT second but haven't yet. So yeah.. here's.. this fucking thing :)

Pairing: Will Ramos x Female Reader

Content Warning: Handjob, accidental voyeurism, Will Ramos in sweatpants gets its own warning, if I missed anything please let me know.

Will Taglist: @concretenoah, @deathblacksmoke, @ovhellfire, (if anyone is interested in Will Ramos stuff please let me know. I plan to write more in the future)

“I swear to god if you don’t hurry up and pick a movie I’m going to slap the fuck out of you.” 

“Why do I have to do it?!” Austin pouts as he plops down into the large bean bag chair. 

“Because,” Moke starts. “I chose last time. Adam chose the time before that. We have a system. It’s your turn motherfucker now PICK!”

Adam and Andrew snicker as Moke and Austin argue over movie choices. Will rolls his eyes and walks into the kitchen to check on you. 

“Everything alright in there?” You ask amused. Will snorts. “Yeah, they’re just being dramatic again about the movie we’re going to watch.” He wraps his arms around your waist and rests his chin on your shoulder as you empty the popcorn bags into separate bowls. You laugh loudly and turn to look at him. His brown eyes look at you confused. “What’s funny?”

This time you snort. “Like you weren’t practically throwing a tantrum when they didn’t want to watch The Goonies when it was your turn last time.” Will lets go of you and takes a few steps back. “Y/n, you know the Goonies is my favorite movie.”

“Yes, darling. You also make us watch it every movie night without fail. You’ve got to pick something else.” 

“I can’t help it, baby. It’s a classic.” Will grins at you and pecks your cheek. You laugh and roll your eyes, shoving a couple of bowls in his hands “Make yourself useful for once.” He kisses your cheek again and walks into the living room. Your gaze drops to admire his ass in his sweatpants. Your cheeks begin to heat up but you ignore it since you have guests over.

Walking into the living room everyone is settling into their seats as you pass out the two remaining popcorn bowls. Austin finally makes his selection and turns on the movie.

“The Parent Trap, Austin. Seriously?” Will asks, laughing. 

“Fuck off, dude. You’re just pissed because Lindsey Lohan is cooler than you.”

You sit down and lean into Will. He pulls the blanket from the couch to drape around the two of you. He wraps his arms around you, gives you a tight squeeze and kisses your forehead. You snuggle into each other as the movie starts.

About halfway through you become bored. You’ve seen this movie a million times and you’ve become restless. Everyone else seems to be enjoying it but all you’ve been able to think about is Will in those damn sweatpants all night. You normally wouldn’t take the risk with all of his friends being in the room but you’re feeling especially bold this evening. 

You place your hand on his thigh and feel him tense immediately. “Baby.” He whispers in your ear, a warning. He knows where this is headed. You smile to yourself and lean into him further, moving your head to place soft kisses on his neck. His grip on your waist tightens and he kisses the top of your head to stifle a groan. You slowly move your hand up his thigh and his free hand grabs your wrist as his eyes scan the room. Satisfied that everyone’s attention is thoroughly fixed on the screen he releases your wrist and relaxes. 

Your hand finds his cock already half-hard and he hisses quietly as you palm him through his sweats. He keeps his face buried in your hair to hide the soft moans and curses leaving his mouth. You nibble at a sensitive spot on his neck and he squeezes your hip so hard you know it’ll bruise later. He slowly rocks his hips into your touch, careful not to gain too much attention. His shuddered breaths and quiet “oh fucks” are telling you he’s doing everything he can to hold back. You move your lips to his jaw and slow your movements on his cock. He lets out a sharp breath and pushes into your hand. 

“Baby..” he pants. “Baby, please.”

The moment you hear those words you give in. Your plan was just to tease him. Get him drunk off your touch and make him drag you down the hall and fuck you until you were screaming and spasming around his cock regardless of who was in the next room. He’s usually the one making you beg for him but the desperation in his voice was too delicious to ignore. You dip your fingers in the waistband of his shorts and he whines. “Gotta be quiet baby” you whisper and bite the shell of his ear. He nods but his grip on you becomes brutal. You pull his cock out and his breath hitches as you spread the pre-cum leaking from his tip. 

“You’ve made a mess baby. Is this all for me?” 

He writhes and bucks his hips into your hand. He tries to lay his head back against the couch but you use your free hand to pull his face back to you. 

“They’re going to notice if you do that. Eyes on me baby.”

He nods, doing as he’s told. You stroke him slowly and his eyes flutter closed as he places his forehead against yours. You watch him as you continue pumping him. You couldn’t take your eyes off of him if you tried. His eyebrows furrowed together and his mouth slightly agape. He was beginning to sweat and the smell of his cologne and musk mixed together with the rush of getting caught was making you dizzy. You mentally curse yourself for starting this with your friends in the room. The pants and noises coming from Will had you completely soaked. You squeeze your thighs together hoping for relief that never came. It took all of your strength not to throw the damned blanket off of the two of you and ride him on the couch in front of everyone. 

“No. Be patient. We have all night to do that.” You think to yourself. 

Will’s hips stutter in your hand. His breaths become more erratic and you know he’s close. You pump his cock faster and his eyes fly open and stare into yours. You’re always surprised just how much darker his brown eyes get when he’s desperate for you like this.  

“Gonna-fuck… gonna come baby” he whispers as he attaches his mouth to yours. The kiss is open mouthed, both of you panting into each other. He wraps his other arm around you and holds you like you’re the only thing that’s keeping him from falling through the earth. “Fuck, I… y/n please” 

“Come on baby, cum for me.” 

He groans into your mouth and you feel hot ropes of cum shoot up and run over down your hand. You stroke him through his orgasm until he’s grabbing at your wrist to stop. He smiles against your lips and kisses you. He takes the underside of his shirt and wipes your hand off and tucks himself back into his sweatpants. You wrap your arms around his waist and he pulls you closer.  

“Thank you baby” He whispers and you giggle.

The room is quiet for a moment with the exception of the movie. Suddenly you hear a snicker from across the room.

“Baby please!” Moke moans mockingly.

“Oh my god, y/n! I’m gonna cum!” Adam joins.

“Jesus fucking christ you guys. Go do that in your room next time. That was disgusting.” Andrew pipes in. 

“Oh my god.” Your face turns bright red and you bury your face in Will’s chest. Suddenly, Will whisks you up in his arms and stands up in front of the guys.

“That sounds like a great idea, actually.” He walks out of the living room.  

“You assholes should probably leave. I’m gonna go take care of my girl.” He calls out, making his way down the hallway. You giggling in his arms the whole way.

[whorekneecentral]

okay same anon who was screaming about the sergio ramos window inspo pic… could we get something based off that? maybe he got jealous and then fucks you against a window saying like he’s gonna show everyone who you belong to😩😩i literally love him so much🫶🏻🫶🏻

I love that inspo!! the moment I saw it, I'm like this is soooo him

"Why do you do that shit?" He grumbles, your back turned to him as you looked out the window.

"What did I do?" you call back to him, not really paying attention to him. You knew exactly what you did. You did it on purpose too; you liked to rile him up.

The two of you had joined a few of his old teammates from Real Madrid for dinner, Sergio was wrapped up in a conversation with Luka so you turned to your left and started talking to Vini. The two of you got along well, there was an instant connection between you two.

The conversation wasn't necessarily flirty, but you were leant into the man trying to hear him over the noise of the restaurant. Sergio misread the context and assumed you were flirting with his old teammate.

And your husband is nothing if not a jealous man.

He turns you to face him, your back against the glass as you looked up at him. "Need something?" You asked sweetly, Sergio rolls his eyes.

"You are so irritating."

"Says the man who was too busy with his husband all night that he didn't notice his wife."

You felt his hand snake under the hem of your dress. “No,” you wiggled in his grasp, your husband only holding you tighter.

“Relax, darling. Want everyone to see who you belong too.” He tells you, kissing you.

Sergio would never pressure you into anything so if you really didn’t want to do this, he’d stop but from the way you were holding onto him, he knew you did.

Your husband’s hand wanders further under your dress, all the way between your legs and you can’t help but spread them a bit, giving him better access. 

Your head falls back into his shoulder when you feel his thumb press to your clit. his fingers slip between your entrance. “So wet hm?” he says, leaning into you and his lips on your neck, “all for me baby?”

“Mhm hm.” 

His eyes catch the reflection in the window; Sergio's free arm hooked around you and held you in place. His eyes studying your face, his fingers buried in your cunt and your head tipped back, eyes closed and your hair falling over your shoulders.

"That's it, that's my girl."

[skuntank]

Okay but like Cheryl trying to arrange a trip for her and Gardenia to Kalos so she could find some cute Ghost/Grass types so MAYBE Gardenia can start to work through her ghost fears (and if not then hey they got to look at some cool Grass types together which is always a win in Gardenia's book) and she loves Gardenia. Dearly. And quietly enjoys how frantic she gets sometimes. But also wants Gardenia to be the best Gardenia possible at all times forever.

Firstly. There would be so many excuses about why Gardenia can't do that. She has work. And a gym to run. She has gym battles scheduled a month out. Also it's too hot over there right now. Also it's too cold over there right now. Also she just remembered she has a meeting she's missing with some other rangers so she can't talk about this right now bye

But Cheryl will remember. Because of course she will. And also Gardenia experiencing night terrors isn't fun for either of them and Cheryl is certain something must be done, if anything can be done.

Cheryl would have to get Diantha on board with this. They end up making it up to be like it'll be a fun vacation. Six months in the future so hopefully Gardenia has forgotten all about their initial conversation. Like you said, go see some cool new grass types. Maybe chat with Ramos too, which Gardenia loves doing at league meetings, so why not? See their friend Diantha, maybe even Cynthia will come along and they'll make a whole friend thing out of it. Diantha certainly has the space to host. And Diantha has something else very important, and that is a Gourgeist.

This is quickly feeling like telling a kid you're gonna get them ice cream just to get them into the car for their surprise dentist appointment.

Gardenia ends up locking herself in Diantha's bathroom for three hours. Cheryl feels bad, she really does, but she also thinks this is getting just a little tiny bit silly. Just a little. Of course she's not gonna say that tho

Also like. Gourgeist is one of the cutest and most inoffensive ghost types out there. This is literally the best possible Pokemon to try to confront your fear of ghost types with.

Long story short. Gourgeist sticks it's face through the door to make weird cheerful pumpkin ghost noises at Gardenia who shrieks very loudly. And Diantha sends Cheryl home with a baby Pumpkaboo to take care of. : )

Thank you so so so much for this lol

[firstprince-ao3feed]

I Know That You're With Him Just Now As I Write

by Aurora09 Pez just rushed to hug him and held Henry as he cried until there were no tears left. He was literally all cried out. He reached for his phone to message Alex goodnight. As he typed his message Henry knew this was his endless night, his postern of fate. His future destination unknown. He typed a bland good night message and sent it. He began a new message “I know that you’re with him right now as I write. I know you need someone to hold you at night but I’m begging you baby, please don’t fall in love.” Henry looked at the message in numb disbelief that it had come to this. His moving finger hovered over the send button then moved to the delete button but changed his mind and hit send. For good or ill he had set the cat amongst the pigeons. The curtain was set to fall upon HenryandAlex. Words: 5397, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz, Percy "Pez" Okonjo, Miguel Ramos (Red White & Royal Blue) Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz & Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor & Percy "Pez" Okonjo Additional Tags: Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Loves Alex Claremont-Diaz, Alex Claremont-Diaz Loves Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Gay Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Bisexual Alex Claremont-Diaz, Jealous Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Protective Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Needs a Hug, Angst with a Happy Ending via https://ift.tt/HsM3jL8

[rmadridcore]

Hat Cama wore yesterday was so fugly, but he still manages to look so good, even in that thing. Like baby Cama is so so pretty (side note, I don't know what we as a fandom did to deserved that sweet, sunshine boy).

And Tchou always being Edus biggest fanboy is one - so sweet, second - so madrid core, like being lover boys is our brand.. (cough cough Sergio Ramos)

trueee Cama can pull off almost anything i’m certain. he’s literally if happiness was a person 🥹 i love him soooo much

being lover boys truly has been our forte forever <3

[caitlynnrosespn]

Ok. So I have seen a lot of theories about a possible Just Dance movie and who could play who. Now, first off after JD2018 there was going to be AN ACTUAL JUST DANCE MOVIE, but it was put into hiatus once they couldn't find a writer, so if they were to bring this project back, here's my fan casting. Also keep in mind I'm assuming the film is animated. Also assuming it just focuses on the main story mode lore.

So first of course, Wanderlust.

I think Pharrell would be a great Wanderlust. He has a very expressionate and passionate voice, and he already has experience voice acting. Plus, I think it would be a really cool circle back to the fact that one of Jessy's first maps was a Pharrell map. Also it'll make more sense when I say who I would fan cast as Sara.

Next, Sara.

Other then the fact that I would let this woman hit me with a truck, Tori Kelly is a very talented voice actress. She has the shy and hates the spotlight but has so much more to her voice down. And her pre established chemistry with Pharrell? OH MY GOD THEY WOULD KILL IT. I'm literally watching Sing 2 while writing this lol but I would DIE to see these two in these roles.

Next let's do Mihaly.

A. Ivory Aquino is an amazing actress B. Also an amazing trans activist. In my head they were the easiest to cast as Mihaly because that's just who I see playing them.

Brezziana next!

You probably know her as the voice of Amethyst from Steven Universe, but I soooo agree with @anja-the-sane-sibling about this one, she would make an amazing Brezziana.

Ok this one... i'm not set on. Anja said the voice of Ash, from Fantastic Mr. Fox, and while I agree 100% the actual actor is... really old. This is another actor (Josha Stradowski) who I think could could ace it, but you guys have any other suggestions that would be great:)

(also he looks like younger mikeal to me:P)

For Nightswan... I have two in mind.

My first choice:

Do I really have to explain??? But there's a reason why I think she may not work which you see later.

So option 2:

This woman. Is majestic. She's got a great voice for Nightswan, either with her English accent or her American accent, both would make for a spellbinding Nightswan (also she has worked with Josha and their interactions together would be AMAZING) also for those who don't know this is Rosamund Pike

Ok for the four captured dancers, first, Liza:

No explanation needed. This is a must anyone else would actually be blasphemy

I Don't Care P1:

It's just the vibe I get you know? i can't explain it it just works please dont judge

Sweet Sensation P2:

OK PLEASE STOP JUDGING I had no idea who would work so I put her here plus it would be kinda fun to have her involved ya know? either her or:

ALSO DON'T ASK i just think it could go either way you know??

Temperature P1: (i'm pretty sure he was player one?? idr)

Anthony Ramos the love of my life also i think it works you know???

Ok, so for The Traveler...

First option:

He gives Traveler vibes to me, which is mostly due to the goatee I think??? Idk but if his ex played the main baddie it would wither be a. really wrong to get them both involved or b. really fucking hilarious for them to play rivals. but if not him then:

and while we're at it let's just have lin write the music too

no jk but after hearing him as the chief in Moana he could be a great Traveler!

Also two option for Si'ha, sorry!!! I will just go ahead and say both would kill it, it's just I can't decide between the two

so either:

issa rae (who could have my babies)

or

lauren velez (my computer wont let me do special characters rn)

oh wait i forgot discoball

ya know what?

he could manage (someone make a perry the platypus meme with nightswan and discoball please

and that wraps it up for main cast!! thoughts?

[cerebricarchives]

Fly It High

*After failing to enter the front door of the household of Caleb Ramos, where a TOJ Code Orange threat is taken place, Green Thunder tries the backdoor by going over the stone molded fence to the pool, to which he falls flat on his ass.*

⚡: AH DAMN! Augh...walk it off, boy. Walk it....huh.

*Green Thunder notices the pool needed some cleaning work, as weird pale creatures are surfaced on the pool, looking like veiny worms with dozens of legs, all of them not moving. GT gets up to investigate the pile of odd bodies, even getting a pool net and foolishly pokes at them.*

⚡: Well whatever the hell happened...damn seemed like an agent already got here. The hell are these th-

*In a smashing instance, a window from the second story breaks through with a worm creature plopped on the floor. In a moment it scurries it's little legs around, finding it's footing as Green Thunder is taking it lightly*

⚡: EUGH what the FUCK! The HELL is that goddamn thing!? No no no, I'm out, I'm-

*In a second instance, a man donning a bright shining blue armor jumps out of the window and lands right on his feet next to the crawling creature. Green Thunder backs up as the man swings a battle axe glowing with green and blue neon lights onto the floor, slicing the creature in half, all the while he gutturally screams in a thick Gaelic accent. As he kicks the pieces off to the pool, he looks up and notices the man in the green suit piece of tech, scared shitless.*

🪓: This doesn't concern you, false knight! Go back to your little cave.

⚡: Whoa okay. Time out, time out. =doing the time out gesture= Hold up, what the hell, what's going on? What happened here?

🪓: Star Spawns happened.

⚡: What?

🪓: =points battle axe to the pile of bodies soaking in the chloride dyed pool= Least I remind you of the Ancient's ways, corrupted by the master, where meteor showers or aurora borealis happen, the stars fall upon the Earth. You're lucky enough I showed up, otherwise your Trinity of Justice would have to keep them alive before they turn into worse beings.

⚡: =squats down eyeing the monsters= They look like the XenoQueen got it on with the Eraserhead baby...well you know when it was grown up and uh...well anyways if it will make you feel better I'm not with the ToJ. I'm on my own here, and I'd have to assume you are too?

🪓: I'm different from you, wandering warrior.

⚡: Right well I bet you heard about a Code Orange Threat here. Caleb Ramos, a professor from Riverstone University. Advanced biology but toyed around with making house flies the literal size of houses some dozen years ago. What made you so special that you happened by the area?

🪓: Fool that you are to misunderstand what's going on. If I may properly introduce myself, I am the combined son of Odin and Zeus. I was chosen by the true Heirs of the Ancients to protect the planet from The Master's plan to corrupt you beings much like he did with the Ancients. Wielding the Axe of All Knowns, Armor of the Southern Isles and power gifted from the True Heirs to undo the Master's plan, I am Thy Neon Viking!

*A breif pause happens as Green Thunder has to collect what this cosplayer has ranted in the past minute*

⚡: So...where's Caleb?

*Thy Neon Viking points his axe once again to the pile of bodies, especially to one where it's belly looks full.*

⚡: =Shakes head= Okay, I don't know what kind of nut job thing you got goin' on pal, but right now we got anomalies in the pool, an MIA civilian and by any moment an actual agent is gonna come by and for our sakes, pin this on the both of us. You and I gotta zip.

🪓: In a moment. =Turns around to the glass sided back door= There maybe some more Star Spawns. I'll hold them off back, you can just go.

⚡: You know I kind of realize something....out there in the drive way there was a station wagon. Looked pretty gritty, with a mismatched door. With a big screen TV at the back. =Looks over Neon Viking's shoulder, peering through the glass door to see a pretty bad scuffle. Tossed chairs, weird black goo on the walls, a nice clean outline where a TV would be hanging on the wall= So what's going on?

🪓: Hey like I said, Viking business. Okay so what, I broke the screen. You know what they say...uh...always recyle!

⚡: Buddy....=takes a big whiff= yeah that's skunk weed al-

*In a flashed moment Neon Viking jabs his fist to Green Thunder's stomach, whereas he holds onto the impact, putting his legs together and falls right by the poolside. Groaning in pain, Neon Viking runs right out to the door, smashes right through the glass door and goes through the spacious fancy household with his battle axe grinding through the floor, more like he's dragging it behind.*

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[loominggaia]

¿Cómo serían los personajes de drifter hollow en una boda?

Mí aporte:

-linde toma el ramo, y le echa una mirada furtiva a jeimos

(Translated via Google Translate)

"What would drifter hollow characters be like at a wedding? My contribution: -linde takes the bouquet, and takes a furtive look at jeimos"

That's such a cute scenario! Currently in the series, Dr. Che and Philippa are planning to marry in Spring, 6009. So if everything goes smoothly (and the Divine of Hate doesn't screw everything up...) then here's what I think would happen:

Gwyneth and Brogan show up for the free food.

Olof is Che's best friend, so he is chosen as his best man. He tries to take care of his duties while also wrangling Frederick, who is causing all sorts of trouble with Tomato during the ceremony.

Elska is Philippa's maid of honor. She takes this job very seriously and won't tolerate any funny business at this event. She scares the shit out of Frederick and Tomato, and their behavior suddenly straightens out every time she glances at them. As soon as she looks away, they're up to their antics again.

Flora and Azadora are proud to be flower girls.

Ginger is in charge of decorating. She's too busy to notice Itchy getting into the free booze, and he's totally hammered by the time the ceremony starts. He pisses on the cake and pukes on Che's suit. Ginger is mortified and forced to literally drag him out of the event early.

Ginger asked Tomato to keep an eye on Cinnamon, but he's too busy causing trouble with Frederick, so she is now swimming around in the punch bowl unattended.

Evan, Lukas, Alaine, and Balthazaar are working as security for the event. They intercept some satyr revelers stumbling in from the forest, trying to sneak free food and booze.

Jeimos is crying like a baby. Linde is already taking notes and planning her own wedding. She was responsible for making Philippa's dress, and during the ceremony she notices a pin still stuck in it. No one else notices, but it drives Linde insane and she spends the whole wedding trying to discreetly remove it. In the end, she accidentally rips the dress from bottom to top, and the whole thing falls off Philippa, embarrassing her in front of everyone.

Glenvar is responsible for catering. He works his ass off cooking all the food and even bakes the cake, which he claims is the best cake he's ever made. But no one gets to enjoy it, because Itchy pissed on it. Glenvar gets so mad that his blood pressure spikes and he passes out. Of course, Che is the only doctor around, so he's forced to stop everything and attend to Glenvar.

Mr. Ocean got lost on the way there. He goes on his own little adventure and finally shows up after the wedding is over and everyone has left.

Overall the event is absolute chaos. 10/10!

*

Questions/Comments?

Lore Masterpost

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[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 19

Anthony ramos pov:"We should throw a baby shower/gender reval party" she suggest "your right ill decorate" "thank you so much"

    "i just woke up from a-WHAT THE HELL" she exclaimed "you dont like it" i asked "no......I LOVE IT" she exclaim. "THANK GOODNESS" i was struggling "let me get me dressed then we can invite people" "ok"

I wore this and anthony wore this

"YOU LOOK SO CUTE BEA" she blurted "ditto" Anthony said "do i l-ook b-ig a-lready" i stutter "your not stupid but that was a pretty dumb questions" she whisper "sorry" i stammer "NO IM SORRY" he squeals "i love you so much" i utter "then how do i love you more?" he questions "lets start inviting people"

Dark bitches in white girl

Will you go to our baby shower?

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marcyes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

Men and monters

Dennis:yess

Kelvin Harrison Jr:yes

Jasmine Cephas Jones:yes

Chanté Adams:yes

Rob Morgan:hell yA

Lindsey Morgan:mj,

Pico Alexander:sure

Caitlin Stasey:yes sir

Rita Volk:ill be there

Amadeus Serafini:    ill be there early

Jon Rudnitsky:ill tryqns make it

Zilladegod

Edward Burns:i got you

Zoe Levin:just for y/n

Cara Buono:for yiu bestie boo

Nicole Beharie:OFC

Millie Bobby Brown:if my mom says yes😭😭

Vera Farmiga:mother says you can go😜

Kyle Chandler:so dose dad

Sally Hawkins:im literally hawkins but ye

Ken Watanabe:why not

Zhang Ziyi:kwollio

Charles Dance:coolio my doolio

Bradley Whitford:yes

Thomas Middleditch:sure

Elizabeth Ludlow:if im not tied or nothing

David Strathairn:no.

Aisha Hinds:YES

Randy Havens:I GOT A JOB BUT SURE

Jimmy Gonzales:SURE BESTIE WESTIE

Joe Morton:ONLY FOR MY BESTIE WESTIE Y/N

Laurie DhuHER:DUR

Jonathan Howard:erm sure

Tyler Crumley:cook

Orelon Sidney:sure

CCH Pounder:is there food

Kelli Garner:yeah OFC

Rose Bianco:why even ask

Lyle Brocato:sure cutie

Kevin Shinick:WHO TOL YO ASS TO GO GET A GIRL PREGGY

Josh Winot:his dick odvisouly

Justice Leak:duh stupid bitch

T.C. Matherne:fuck hoe DUR

Al Vicente:YALL ARE SO MEAN😭😭😭 Yeah ant

Natalie Pero:sure ramos

Fiona Hardingham:duh martinez

Paul S. Ryden:mhm ant

Zac Zedalis:cool Anthony

Kenneth Israel:ofc pual

Skylar Denney:WHO

Vince Foster:his middle name

Jesse O'Neill: sí señor

Madeline Brumby: KOOL

Patti Schellhaas KWOLOIO

Joey Beni:CWOOL

Fred Galle:IS Y/N STILL CURE

Joey Thurmond:mhm

Mason Pikea:sure

Aaron Taylor-Johnson:idk

Bryan Cranston:what ev

T.J. Story:DOY

Jason Liles:DOI

John Bubniak:ig

AlExAnDeR hAmIlToN

                                                                              Guess what

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊����👦🏽:chicken butt?

                  WERE HAVINNG A BABY SHOWER/GENDER REVALTODAY WHO CAN COME

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:imma be der first

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:you littarly live down the street from the, but yes from me

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:mhm

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes sir

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what do you take for

Christopforgetme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:im littarly her dad💀💀💀duh

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: im littarly her bro 💀💀

Unhonset feet

Liam Neeson:i thought i star strucked you

Kate Walsh:lemme wash some clothes AND ILL COME

Jai Courtney:I MIGHT BE LATE BUT ILL COME

Jeffrey Donovan:ill be early

Robert Patrick:mhm

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: i alr said yes

Michael Malvesti:if you name the baby after me

Tazzie:maybe

Devon Diep:if i rember

Herlin Navarro:can i prefromer

Lewis D. Wheeler:might not be social but sure

Jose Guns Alves:i will be social and go

Osmani Rodriguez:duh

Adam Teper:i will be social but wont go

Mark Rhynard:will the Hamilton cast be there

Jeffrey Wright:doy

Guy Cooper:dur

James Milord:doi

Kayla Caulfield:yes

Adrian M. Mompoint:ye

Arthur Hiou:cool

In the fights😜😜😜😜

Melissa Barrera:if you kid dont be shaking they ass for half of the hights

Lin-Manuel Miranda:IM LITTARLY HER ADOPTIVE DAD FRL FRL

Stephanie Beatriz:ODVI

Ariana Greenblatt:if shes the barrios best

Christopher Jackson:im littarly her third dad

Marc Anthony:sure name twin

Rita Moreno:mabey

Daphne Rubin-Vega:just because i havent seen her in FOREVER

Corey Hawkins:IF THERES FOOD

Leslie Grace:yes

Dascha Polanco:what

Jimmy Smits:can i be the god father

Olga Meredir:GOD MOTHER

Isabella Iannelli:dun

Gregory Diaz IV:mhm

Hailey Jade Panchame:♣︎no♣︎

Luis A. Miranda Jr.:yeah

Susan Pourfar:purr

Hannah Hathaway:bored

Seth Stewart:uh huh

Javier Muñoz:★yes★

Doreen Montalvo:i need to eat

Kadrolsha Ona Carole:today right

The Kid Mero:yes

Nicholas Stewart:yes

Maria Hinojosa:yes

Protest Leader:yes

Serge Onik:yes

Jessica Castro:yes

Daymien Valentino:yes

Leo Moctezuma:yes

Martha Nichols:yes

Julia Harnett:yes

Tom Berklund:yes

Rhapsody James:yes

Ryan Woodle:yes

Noah Catala:yes

Graffiti Pete:yes

Andre Da Silva:yes

Mateo Gómez:yes

Francisco Solorzano:yes

Jos Laniado:yes

Nina Lafarga:yes

Annie Pisapia:yes

Ken Holmes:yes

Nelson Coates:yes

Valéry Lessard:yes

Yesy Garcia:yes

Duh.

Sam Rockwell:duh

Richard Ayoade:duh

Zazie Beetz:duh

Awkwafina:no

Lilly Singh:mhm

Marc Maron:duh

Alex Borstein:duh

Nyvi Estephan:duh

Onoe Matsuya:duh

Craig Robinson:duh

Yūko Kaida:duh

Jean-Pascal Zadi:duh

Ken Yasuda:duh

Kappei Yamaguchi:duh

Kimiko Saitō:duh

Doully:duh

Saverio Raimondo:duh

Fumito Kawai:duh

First Summer Uika:duh

Shohei Osada:duh

Kurt Krömer:duh

Pierre Niney:duh

Loup:duh

Elise Schaap:duh

Igor Gotesman:duh

Serpent:duh

Maasa Takahashi:duh

Sebastian Bezzel:duh

Jannis Niewöhner:duh

Max Giermann:duh

Rômulo Estrela:duh

Fynn Kliemann:duh

Mr. Shark:duh

Alice Belaidi:duh

Andrey Burkovskiy:duh

Sergio Guizé:duh

Walt Dohrn:duh

Babu Santana:duh

Frank Lammers:duh

Mikhail Bashkatov:duh

Joyce Ilg:duh

Luis Lobianco:duh

Valerio Lundini:duh

Barbara Goodson:duh

Gijs Naber:duh

Nasrdin Dchar:duh

Ulrikke Brandstorp:duh

Jody Bernal:duh

Margherita Vicari:xuh

Miss Tarantula:duh

Jeppe Beck Laursen:duh

Denise Aznam:duh

Rayen Panday:duh

[nemolfc]

Imagine Sergio Ramos having twin baby girls. Babies around a few months like 10 or 11 months end up being to attached to their daddy or mommy too much. I was thinking if he has little baby girls that are stuck to him after a match (uhm the own goal one) like koala bears and won't let their mom touch him no matter what. He is officially "their daddy".

awww I so desperately want to see him blessed with a baby girl cause he is definitely built as the kind to be so protective over them, ( not saying he's not over his boys but girls just bring out different emotions ) though I do see it, the girls will literally notice him distraught and won't leave him be 😭😭

[leeyanyanyaaan]

About the Time and Memory Universe + Random Tidbits :)

About:

SO... this Time and Memory Universe of mine is just a self-indulgent, college, slice-of-life series that I do not plan on legitimately writing 💀

It may or may not also include time travelling and dystopian features... I'm yet to decide

Yes I know it has a lame ass name but I'm terrible at titles LMAO

It's more friendship-centred than romance, but all the characters are open-ended for ships :P

But yeah, there's no legit plotline. They're just struggling college students and a gang of friends :D it'd probably be an SMAU

They may be underdeveloped, but they are a work in progress!

PLEASE ask me questions about them (or literally any oc of mine) I'd be so happy to talk about them 😩🥺💕

The Full Cast:

Character Profiles pt 1 | pt 2

Education Majors

Cornelia Lee Anne Santos ('04) - Baby of the group, studying as an educator (unsure yet)

Joshua Jeongseok Lee ('03) - Friendly classmate, studying as an English language teacher

Angelina Mariel Bautista ('01) - Mom of the group, studying as a literature teacher

Samsul Hakim ('00) - Oldest, mentor, peacemaker, studying as a secondary teacher

Communication Majors

Jessica Jisoo Lee ('03) - Hangout planner, Big sis, studying as an advertising designer/event planner

Elijah James de la Cruz ('03) - Introvert adopter, chaos mood maker, studying as an interpreter and translator

Elena Mae de la Cruz ('03) - Keeps her brother in check, studying as a journalist

Design Majors and Others

Beatrice Abigail Mendoza ('04) - Childhood best friend, BFF, studying as a game designer

Kevin Shuchang Chen ('05) - The quiet but savage one, games 24/7, studying as a game developer

Yukiteru Sakimoto ('04) - Cafe worker, studying as an architect

Gabriel Zackary Santiago ('04) - family friend, coworker with Yuki, studying as an engineer

Supporting Characters (aka idk where to put them 🤡)

Daniel Chanyeol Yoon ('02) - Popular rich boy, studying business management

Seonghoon Kim ('03) - Tired of that guy above but his best friend, studying finance

Caleb Jayden Ramos ('04) - Childhood friends to strangers, studying construction

Vincent Nathan Steyn-Khan ('05) - Arrogant asshole classmate, studying engineering

Height Chart:

Now for some fun random stuff XD

The main gang's group chat (+Lee's contact names):

Barely Functioning Braincell Sharers™ (8)

Elijah (Eli)

Elena (Ate Ellie)

Jessica (Jessie Unnie)

Joshua (Josh)

Mariel (Ate Mari)

Samsul (Sam)

Kevin (Vin)

Lee

Headcanons

Ellie and Jessie first met being classmates since intermediate, bonding over having twin brothers. The brothers eventually meet too and the four have been pretty close ever since.

Eli met Kevin through being in a club together, and Eli being the extrovert, adopted the introvert.

Josh met Mari and Sam being in the same education course and often worked with them and they eventually joined the group.

Similarly, Josh meets Lee through the same process. Coincidentally, Lee caught Eli’s interest and he adopted the introvert too.

Eli and Ellie bicker the most and cause the most silly drama. Surprisingly, Kevin is one to start drama too. Eli tends to be the butt of the jokes. Mari and Sam are the parents of the group, and everyone babies Lee (and Kevin).

After hearing Lee call Ellie and Mari “Ate”, Jess insisted that Lee call her “Unnie” too

Lee bonds with the girl twins the most, talking about drawing, designing, writing, and music. 

Karaoke, dancing, gaming, binging, and study sessions!

Kevin isn’t usually called by nickname, BUT, only Lee is allowed to call Kevin “Vin”.

Hogwarts!AU

Gryffindor

Elijah (H)

Elena (H)

Jessica (H)

Zack (H)

Caleb (S)

Hufflepuff

Joshua (G)

Mariel (R)

Samsul (R)

Beatrice (R)

Yuki (R)

Ravenclaw

Kevin (S)

Seonghoon (S)

Slytherin

Lee (R)

Daniel (G)

Nathan (G)

Podcast/SM!AU

BFBS have a podcast called ��ChillPog” (Eli came up with the name, please think of something better.)

They started it during their first year of uni, when the gang got together. Lee and Kevin have become a new addition.

They all use online aliases, eg. Lee = leeyanyan

Their real names get used in the podcast most the time anyways.

Yes, they all have clips and compilations of each other from fans.

They just chill and chat, talk about anything and everything. They have game nights, karaoke sessions, study sessions and all sorts of things.

Kevin, Eli and Samsul are gamer streamers.

Jess, Mariel and Yuki are vloggers.

Ellie (often joined by Eli and Jess), Zack and Bea are cover artists.

Ellie is also a content creator, and is generally all-around.

Lee is an underground casual cover artist. She hasn't told anyone about it and doesn't plan to :)

They each all have their own fanbases, Lee’s growing after her involvement with ChillPog

They’re basically like DanPlan/Plan3

They also have a second account for when the group needs to split into two for 4-player games

Jess, Ellie and Lee are in charge of the visuals. Ellie, Eli and Kevin are in charge of editing. Everyone else helps plan and storyboard.

Zack, Yuki and Bea also occasionally appear on the podcast.

Daniel is a model, Seonghoon his assistant. He gets fawned over at campus most the time.

Caleb and Nathan are Instagram influencers

Their Usernames:

Eli (EliJ) - the chaotic butt of the jokes guy

Ellie (emmielina) - picks a fight/gets bothered by her brother the most

Jess (Jijisoo) - their lovely sun

Josh (joshualee) - voice of reason

Mariel (Mariella B.) - mom of the group

Samsul (Hakimsul) - tired dad leader of the group

Kevin (Shuunken) - savage bastard

Lee (leeyanyan) - gremlin baby

[lilacmoon83]

Finding You Always 2

Also on Fanfiction.net and A03

Summary: Gothel lied about Flynn's true origins. The truth is much more complicated and fantastical. When his origins are revealed and hidden power is uncovered, it comes just in time, as he steps into the fray to fight a new evil with the Charmings, his new family.

Face Claims:

Core Cast of Once: Same as the show.

Those that appeared as side characters in the show: Same as the show (Elsa, for example)

Fandral the Dashing and Rose Red: Josh Dallas and Ginnifer Goodwin

James and Aphrodite: Josh Dallas and a blonde Ginnifer Goodwin

Bobby Charming: Logan Lerman

Flynn Charming: Tanner Buchanan

Leo Charming: Matt Lanter

Eva Charming-Sakura: Bailee Madison

Paul Sakura: Christopher Sean

Summer Charming-Bradley: Luna Blaise

JJ Bradley: Garret Wareing

Ariana Dashing: Ciara Hanna

Zia Ramos: Jenna Ortega

Hermes: Nakia Burrise

Mother Gothel: Donna Murphy

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Chapter 3: Origins, Pt 1

Snow and David were stunned, as they watched the history of Shin's Earth play out before them. They didn't know exactly who these people were or what they were running from, but Snow found herself fixated on the baby in the beautiful aqua haired woman's arms. Such strange hair, but it seemed to suit this woman.

"What…what are they running from?" David asked.

"A terrifying creature; a cyborg actually, created by a mad scientist. Brilliant, but completely evil," Shin answered.

"Evil scientist…we had more than enough experience with one of those," Snow commented.

"This cyborg literally absorbs his victims into his very essence and I will spare you the horrifying, grotesque sight of this. Like in your universe, there are a few different versions of my universe as well," he explained.

"One where this monster was vanquished and peace was restored with minimal loss of life and the child grew up happy with both of his biological parents. One where cyborgs ruined the world, but were eventually vanquished by the child that woman holds, and his world was finally free.

"Then there was this one where all hope was lost very quickly and there was no escape for anyone, except him, thanks to his brilliant mother," Shin told them, as they watched the woman put the baby in a strange pod and it closed, as she sobbed almost uncontrollably. The man with her was very stoic and his face betrayed little emotion, except his eyes. The sadness and despair flashed briefly in them.

"They put the child into a space pod and launched it just before they, the last remaining people on the planet, were killed. But instead of space, the turbulence this creature's power created bounced his pod into the All World River and into your Universe," he said.

"Our Universe?" Snow asked.

"Twenty-two years ago?" David asked, as they started to realize why they were being told first. Shin nodded.

"I had my hands full with this evil and I wasn't able to keep tabs on the child like I wanted. I knew of Aphrodite's truest loves, for Gaia was a dear friend. But unfortunately, the two of you were not present in your home realm when he arrived, thanks to another evil and a loathsome witch intercepted his pod," Shin explained.

"Clayton…when we were in Atlantis," Snow realized.

"The witch…Gothel…" David uttered. Shin nodded and Snow gasped.

"Flynn…he's the baby," she said, as she put a hand to her heart.

"That is not his birth name, but only he can make the decision to keep the name he chose for himself or take his birth name," Shin said.

"Gothel…she lied about his origins. But why? What does she get from that?" Aphrodite wondered.

"I'm not sure of the specifics of everything she did, but I can tell that the boy is under a powerful spell enacted by her; one that is suppressing his true strength and power," Shin said.

"Power?" David asked.

"Flynn is only half human,"

~*~

"Well…how is everything?" Tiana asked, as she came back to their table and observed the two boys still eating her culinary delights.

"So good…" Bobby mumbled.

"So so good…" Flynn echoed.

"It was delicious as usual, Tiana," Ariana said.

"Yes…we're stuffed, but somehow they're not yet," Zia joked. The woman laughed.

"I love it…these two give me a challenge," she said, as she left the check and a basket of beignets.

"So…after you two are done with your conquest, what are we doing tonight?" Ariana asked.

"We could go to the amusement park or a movie on pleasure island," Bobby suggested.

"Let's do a movie…even if I metabolize all this by the time we get there, I doubt I'll feel good after a roller coaster," Flynn replied.

"A movie sounds great…at least we get some good ones now," Zia said.

"Yeah…and embarrassing ones. I hear they're making yet another movie about your family," Ariana teased, causing Bobby to groan and Flynn to roll his eyes.

"The casting was way off on the last one," the latter said.

"It was so bad…like the CGI was embarrassing," Bobby complained.

"I mean, of course it's not going to look as good as the real thing and it was stupid, because they couldn't even find twins to play your Dad and Uncle James," Ariana complained.

"Yeah…and the guy they got to play your Dad didn't look anything like him either," Flynn commented. Bobby chuckled.

"And they were so offended when we trashed their movie on Eva's podcast," he recalled with a laugh.

"You guys were a little rude," Zia chided.

"Nah…that's just us. Everyone knows I have no tact and he's blunt as hell," Bobby said, pointing at his brother.

"I find little use for sugar coating," Flynn joked. They soon finished and paid the check, before heading for the Harbor.

~*~

"What?" David questioned.

"His father was one of the last of a dead race known as Saiyans, the Prince of them, in fact. They were a ruthless race of warriors, destroyed by an even more ruthless warrior that feared their power. The boy's father was once evil himself, but was redeemed when his mother saw that there was more to him than that," Shin explained. Snow and David were thoughtful at that. They knew from experience that sometimes your greatest enemy could become family.

The remaining Saiyans lived on Earth and used their power to defend it, until it wasn't enough. The evil that killed his world became restless with nothing left to destroy and then something else came along and simply erased everything," Shin explained.

"I have no idea what was behind it or who could do such a thing, but I was able to contain it to the twelve universes within my sector. Until almost six years ago," he continued.

"Ouranos…" Aphrodite whispered.

"If the destroyer had been released and just did what he was meant to and destroyed, then none of this would be happening, but when his chosen vessel decided to pervert his power by trying to overwrite the laws of the universe, catastrophe happened and it removed the barriers between worlds. Normally, I could never leave my Universe for another, but with no barriers, I could now if I wanted. But so can this evil entity that is causing all of this," Shin said.

"Damn Clayton…even though he's been erased from existence, that man is still haunting us," David growled with clenched fists.

"I'm afraid so…when he used the pen, it broke the barriers in the River, allowing for this hybrid creature to escape my Universe and begin its assault on world after world. It was slow at first, taking years to destroy one universe, but as it absorbed more power, the time it takes to destroy a universe is increasing," Shin explained.

"How do we even begin to fight something like that? We have a lot of magic on our side…but this thing doesn't seem like it can be stopped," James said urgently.

"Magic alone cannot stop it and that's why you must find a way to lift Gothel's spell on your son. Flynn has no magic, but his power comes from his own life energy. We call it Ki where I am from," Shin replied.

"The blood of a warrior…that's why he's so skilled in fighting," David realized. Shin nodded.

"It makes sense now," he added.

"The slime…when do you think this creature will make itself known?" Hermes asked. Shin looked down.

"I do not know…he likes games. He may send minions to toy with you, especially when he finds out there is a Saiyan to play with. Flynn will have to train intensely, even when his natural, raw power is unleashed. Saiyans get stronger and more powerful with each battle, but as it stands, he's a long way from being able to win such a battle. Ki is not enough alone; nor is magic. But perhaps together…they may make the difference and could vanquish this terror," Shin said. Snow felt like screaming. It was happening again. Her babies were all that stood between this evil and complete annihilation of their entire world.

"Excuse me…" Snow said, as she fled her chair and stepped away from the table. David was at her side in an instant, as tears fell down her cheeks.

"How can this be happening again?" she whispered. He put his hands on her shoulders.

"I know…" he said. He felt just as lost and helpless as her.

"How do we even tell Flynn all this?" she asked.

"I'm not sure…but we'll do it together. First though…we need to tear Gothel's shop apart and find a way to force her to lift the spell on Flynn," he replied.

"How do we break this spell?" she asked.

"I'm not sure…her magic is different from mine, but you have someone that may be able to help. He's an expert in magic," Shin replied.

"Gold," David said.

"He's our best bet," Hermes agreed.

"I will assist you as much as I can from here. She can be my messenger," Shin offered.

"Thank you…" David said, as they offered a bow, which he returned.

"Go…your adopted son, like all your children, is strong. He will accept his heritage and his desire to protect his new family will be fierce. He is of two worlds and two races. With his power and your family's magic…we may win this, after all," Shin replied. They nodded and Hermes' bubble surrounded them, before disappearing into the River.

"Do you think they can defeat this abominable creature, Master?" Kibito questioned.

"I don't know, my friend…I am afraid that hope is all we have to lean on right now," Shin said.

~*~

Snow took a shuddered breath, as they arrived back home in their Castle. They had portaled right into the private living residence, as they were not up for any small talk with staff or Knights at the moment. David had been quiet too on the way back to Olympus, as everything they had learned was still sinking in.

"How…how do we even tell him? Where do we start?" she asked. He sighed.

"I'm not sure…but our answers are in that trinket shop. I don't care that I don't have cause on this one. We're raiding that shop tomorrow once with the boys and Emma," he replied.

"You'll have cause…I'm ruling executively on this one. That witch is done," she said fiercely.

"He was supposed to come to us from the beginning. We could have gently broken this to him over time. He could have learned to gradually control his powers at his own pace," Snow said.

"Yeah…and now he has to go through some grueling crash course to be ready for whatever is coming," David agreed.

"Do we wait up for them?" Snow asked.

"Maybe we should visit Gold first and tell him. Shin suggested that he may know how to go about breaking the spell. We'll probably need him to go with us when we raid her shop," David replied, as she stood up and they portaled to Storybrooke.

~*~

"That movie was pretty good," Zia said.

"It didn't have any action scenes," Bobby complained. Ariana rolled her eyes.

"Don't you two think about anything but fighting? And that's coming from an Asgardian," she said.

"Well…there's food," Bobby offered, as he looked at his brother. There was a third f they thought about if they were being honest, but what young man their age didn't.

"Boys…" Zia huffed.

"Come on…we think about you too," Flynn said, as his hand brushed Ariana's. She looked at him and not for the first time noticed how cute and attractive he was. Zia seemed to have the same sentiments for Bobby.

"Really?" Ari asked.

"Trust me…I think about you a lot," he confessed, as he took her hands in his own. She smiled and as they were about to kiss, they heard a gunshot ring out, followed by screams and a man in dark clothes running out of one of the shops in the mall.

"You make sure no one's hurt…I've got this one," Flynn said, as he gave chase, while Bobby rushed into the shop. Flynn was fast and limber, thanks to years of running himself on the streets. He had once been a thief as well and had it pointed out more than once by other criminals that he was once like them. But his adopted mother had quickly refuted any of those claims, telling him that she had once been a bandit and stole for survival. He was the same and had never once even thought about hurting anyone. She made sure he understood such an important distinction. He was nothing like this man. He was stealing just to take and hurt people, most likely.

He chased the perpetrator through the mall, as he shoved things down in his path and barreled through people. Flynn jumped over objects and managed to dodge all the alarmed spectators. He chased him toward the outer fencing around the amusement park and his eyes darted around, as he decided to try and climb it. But Flynn caught up to him and the desperate criminal pulled his gun on him. Flynn put his hands out and kept inching forward.

"Put the weapon down," he ordered.

"Stupid welp…how much use is that sword on your back against a gun," he taunted.

"More useful than you think," Flynn countered, as they circled.

"Keep your distance! I'll shoot you…I swear!" he warned.

"You don't want to do that…right now, you're facing petty theft and attempted assault with a weapon. It's serious…but it gets a whole lot more serious if you fire that weapon at me," Flynn warned, trying to reason as David had taught him to do.

"Charmings…so smug and up on your high horse," the man growled.

"But you're not even a real one, are you brat? You're the one that can't use magic!" he laughed. Flynn clenched his teeth and rushed him, drawing his sword in the blink of an eye. The man was shocked and he squeezed the trigger, probably by accident and the bullet hit Flynn in the shoulder. He recoiled in shock and hit the ground with a thud. Instinctively, his hand went right to the wound, but both he and the perpetrator were stunned to see that there was no blood or wound to speak of. Flynn patted his shoulder and shrugged out of his jacket, leaving him in a black tank top and he examined his shoulder. He saw a tiny scratch where there should have been a gunshot wound. His eyes widened further, as he picked up a small metal object from the dirt. It was the bullet, smashed and broken in two pieces.

"What the hell…what kind of freak are you?" the thief uttered, as he prepared to run again. But Flynn got over his shock quickly enough and tackled the man to the ground, just as Bobby arrived.

"He shot into the ceiling of the shop just to scare people," the darker haired young man said, as Flynn cuffed him. Bobby frisked him and recovered a bag full of money from the cash register and shoved it in an evidence bag.

"I shot you! You should be bleeding from your shoulder right now!" the man exclaimed loudly enough for everyone to hear around them.

"What?" Bobby asked, as Flynn's face still reflected shock and he showed his brother the bullet fragments.

"No wound?" he asked. Not even Bobby was bulletproof, unless he was ready to use magic to shield himself.

"No idea…" Flynn said, with a shaky voice. He was clearly a little freaked out by it and he felt all the spectators' eyes on him.

"I'm calling Dad," Bobby said, as they hauled the criminal out of the park.

"Flynn!" Ariana cried, as she and Zia caught up and she hugged him fiercely.

"I'm fine…I don't know how, but I am," he said. She swallowed and nodded, giving him a silent look of support. Asgardians themselves varied in strength and Ari wasn't quite sure if she could walk away from a bullet unscathed. She would definitely survive one better than a normal human, but only warriors of calibur like her father and Sif could theoretically walk through a barrage of bullets. Only someone like Thor was completely impervious to such injury.

"Mom and Dad are at Gold's shop," Bobby said, as he hung up the phone. Flynn pressed a button on his watch and they stepped through the portal to Storybrooke.

~*~

The shop bell chimed and he didn't bother telling the patrons that he was closed, because they weren't there to buy anything. Somewhere, over the years, the Charmings had become family. He would have had a good laugh at that if you had told him he would be considered family with the Charmings years ago.

"Word on the street is that you disappeared today with James and Aphrodite, so I had a feeling I'd be seeing you soon," Rumple said.

"Have you had any visions of the future?" Snow asked curiously.

"Impressions only…and they don't make much sense to me. I was hoping I would get some hints from you. I see a mysterious slime…and your adopted son," Rumple replied.

"Yeah…we might know why," David said, as he took a breath.

"It's really long…but the short explanation is that Hermes sensed a new evil and the All World River is contaminated with this slime," David began.

"Universes are being erased and we were taken to another realm to meet a God called Kaioshin," Snow added.

"Shin…I recall the name from an earlier Dark One…" Gold said.

"In short, Flynn's not from here, Gothel intercepted him when he arrived since we were gone in Atlantis when he came, and put a spell on him, suppressing his real power," David explained.

"That explains his strange aura that I felt around him this afternoon," Gold said.

"Aura?" Snow asked.

"All people have an aura. Your magical children each have a remarkable aura. Flynn's was nothing out of the ordinary, until he started his training in earnest. Now it's very strong, but not quite magical," Gold replied.

"Shin called it Ki energy. Apparently, he was born from half of a race of warriors that are gifted with amazing strength. Gothel's shop is getting raided in the morning and we're going to make her lift whatever spell she put on our son," David said.

"Shin thinks Flynn and Bobby's combined ki and magic might be the only thing to stop whatever is coming," Snow added. Gold nodded.

"Once again, we're facing almost certain destruction," he said bitterly. They nodded sadly.

"Have you told the boy yet?" Rumple asked.

"No…we came here first and we're going to tell him tonight," David replied.

"What is the name of the people he comes from?" Gold questioned.

"Saiyans," David said. Saiyans. Rumple disappeared into his thoughts for a moment, weaving through the memories of previous dark ones.

"I…I think I recall a legend about the Saiyans; one hailing from the Dragon Kingdom," Rumple said.

"Really?" Snow asked.

"It was ages ago though…in the infancy of the Kingdom, long before Esteban was even a thought. I believe the legend was that the very first Dragon King was a being from another planet and called a Saiyan. I don't know much else, because the Dark One of the time was uninterested in the legends," Rumple explained.

"Rose's library might have something though," Snow realized, as David's phone rang.

"Hey Bobby…is everything okay?" he asked, before listening.

"What!? Are you and Flynn okay?" he questioned and David sighed.

"Okay…meet us outside Gold's shop," he said, as he hung up.

"What's wrong with the boys?" Snow asked anxiously.

"They intercepted and caught a criminal that robbed a store in the mall. The guy shot at Flynn," David replied, earning a gasp from his wife.

"Is he okay?" Snow asked desperately.

"Yeah…that's the thing. The bullet bounced right off him. He's a little freaked out right now," David replied. She sighed in relief that no one was hurt, before a thought occurred to her.

"But if Gothel has a spell on him, suppressing his strength, then how did he stop a bullet?" she asked.

"I mean, I'm so relieved he's not hurt, but does that mean the spell is weakening?" she added, as she looked at Gold.

"It's very possible…he has been training in earnest these last few years," the Dark One answered.

"Do you think he can break the spell on his own?" David asked.

"In time, yes…but I don't think we have time for that," Gold replied.

"I agree…we're going to make Gothel undo whatever she did. We just have to break it to Flynn now," he said, as they stepped outside, as their boys came through the portal with their girlfriends and the perpetrator. It was going to be a long night…

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THE FRONT ROOM (2024)

Starring Brandy Norwood, Andrew Burnap, Neal Huff, Kathryn Hunter, David Manis, Mary Catherine Wright, Ellen J. Maddow, Mary Testa, Morgen McKynzie, Kerry Flanagan, Rueby Wray, Chasity Monroe Orr, Charlize Essence Orr, Scottie DiGiacomo, Toree Hill, Desi Ramos and the voice of Wendy Heagy.

Screenplay by Max Eggers & Sam Eggers.

Directed by Max Eggers & Sam Eggers.

Distributed by A24. Pictures. 95 minutes. Rated R.

That is 95 minutes of my life that I will never get back. Look, you learn early on in the movie reviewing world that you won’t like every movie you see. That’s just part of the gig. However, it’s a pretty rare stinker which makes you literally angry as you are walking out of the theater – I spent my time watching this when I could have been doing… anything else in the world?

Truth to tell, I went into The Front Room pretty naïve to what it was about. I had seen the trailer, so I had a basic idea of the storyline. (By the way, it turns out the trailer gives away a pretty significant late plot point which should have never been included in the ad, and it probably wouldn’t have been in a better film, or a better trailer.)

However, two things kind of intrigued me about the film. First of all, it was a horror film starring Brandy (Norwood), the 90s soul-pop singer (“The Boy Is Mine,” “Have You Ever” and “Sittin’ In My Room”) and TV actress (Moesha, Cinderella). It’s not even that surprising that she was doing horror, because she was in the two late ‘90s I Know What You Did Last Summer retro-slasher films. I was not even that big a fan of Brandy’s work, but it had been probably 20-25 years since I had seen her do anything of note. So, the attraction was more about me wondering whatever became of her. (Well, I did see her in a bad Netflix Christmas romance movie last year with Heather Graham and Jason Biggs on Netflix. But no matter how bad that film was, it’s Citizen Kane as compared to this.)

The other interesting thing to me is that it was being distributed by A24, a movie studio which is known for taking some real chances and releasing some truly eccentric films. Honestly, only about one in three of their films totally work – and lots of them are extremely strange – but they are always interesting and different.

Well in fairness, The Front Room is different. It’s even interesting, I suppose – I was never bored or distracted during the film. Of course, that was partially because I was constantly shocked that this movie could sink as low and be as heavy-handed and completely unrealistic as it was. I mean, I get it, horror movies aren’t supposed to make sense in real life (and honestly, this was not so much scary as it was disturbing and disgusting), but even by the loose logical standards of thrillers, The Front Room is built on some real whoppers.

And the bogeyman in this film is a 5’1” tall, extremely frail little old lady who needs two canes to walk.

The story… so to speak… is about Belinda (Brandy) and Norman (Andrew Burnap), a young academic mixed-race couple expecting their first child. (I mention the fact that they are biracial not because I care about it, but because that becomes a plot point later.) She is an adjunct professor at a local college hoping to get full-time status, he’s a struggling lawyer hoping that a big upcoming case will open the door for his dream job. They have bought their dream home, and they are struggling financially (she can’t even afford to buy paint for the baby’s nursery).

Everything changes when Norman receives a call from Solange (Kathryn Hunter), his stepmother. From the second that he hears her voice, Norman goes into PTSD mode; a simpering, deadened, frightened child. Solange tells Norman that his father is dying of cancer and if he wants to make amends with dad, it’ll have to be now. Norman refuses to go to see him, calling his stepmother a holy roller, evil and the bane of his existence. However, when dad dies, Belinda convinces him to go to the funeral, saying he’d never forgive himself if he didn’t.

At the funeral they are given a Faustian bargain. Solange would give them all of her money (it is never said exactly how much that was, but it was obviously a very substantial amount) if they would allow her to live with them, which was apparently dad’s last wish. They are torn – particularly Norman, who actively dislikes the woman – but with that money so many of their problems would be solved.

Therefore, they agree to it, and Solange starts to insinuate herself into their life and home. From the beginning she is a cramp on their lifestyles, her devout religiosity, her backhanded compliments, her insistence on imposing her will on the house and their new baby, her frailty and medical issues. Many of Solange’s snipes are small and petty – she insists on referring to Belinda as Belinder and Norman as Norman Gene (which reminded me of Marilyn Monroe every single time she did it). And it turns out that she is a proud daughter of the Confederacy, which of course makes Belinda uncomfortable.  

Soon she is spitefully using her frailty as a weapon – I’m serious, you’ve never seen so much poop, pee and vomit in your life – to make Belinda’s life a living hell. Oddly, Norman, who was so afraid of the woman that he nearly faded into himself just weeks earlier, seems to settle into Solange’s chaos with a shrug. Also, it appears that Solange may have some sort of psychic power – she seems to know things she would have no way of knowing. She also may be less feeble than she seems (Belinda sees her walking without her canes at one point). And she is constantly bringing weird religious friends into the house who seem like cast members from a road company of Rosemary’s Baby.

Now, it may be a fool’s errand to point out the many, many plot inconsistencies which pop up here. For example, when Solange’s medical needs become too much for Belinda to deal with, why don’t they just hire a home health nurse? They suddenly have all of Solange’s money, they could undoubtedly afford it. Also, how does Norman go from despising and distrusting Solange to taking the old woman’s word over that of his own wife?

The biggest problem is Solange herself, though. The character is so over-the-top, so cartoonish, so completely unbelievable that she is nearly impossible to take seriously as a villain. Hey, I dislike holy rollers as much as the next guy, and I have my share of crotchety elderly relatives, but I don’t buy this character for a second. Frankly, it’s pretty ageist and anti-religious.

Then The Front Room uses the most cynical, amoral “happy” ending that it could possibly have grafted onto its diseased flesh. I actually cringed when I heard people clapping for this plot point at the screening I went to.

I cannot stress strongly enough how much I hated (yes, I used the “h” word) The Front Room. Avoid it at all costs.

Jay S. Jacobs

Copyright ©2024 PopEntertainment.com. All rights reserved. Posted: September 6, 2024.

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