#will he?

[liftytheforklift]

I chugged 40 cartons of choccy milk- uurrp

Im satisfied now. 😋

[queen0fm0nsterz]

I love this model of Mono with no legs because it makes him look like a toddler and it's honestly sort of adorable. Like he looks like he's standing in line with his dad at the candy store. He is about to ask me if he can play games on my phone. He's two seconds away from emitting the most ungodly sound ever heard on planet Earth only to pretend it wasn't him. Maybe he will ask me if I have seen his friend

[kookies2000]

So he's been haunted by his past literally.

[papercranes07]

for the first time ever while reading these books i am actively dreading tybalt appearing on page

[spellbound037]

Dawn Winery in my fanfic/AU but Diluc is fucking RICH. Like- Sir- save some cash for the rest of us.

So, Dawn Winery supplies about 90% of Teyvat's wine. How? I don't know man, a 23 year old and his weird foster parents who might be evil and are entirely willing to kill gods for him decided to.

So, Dawn Winery and associated organizations would recieve 248,463,000,000 USD.

In this AU, they also run about half of the fruit industry of Teyvat.

That's another 63,360,000,000 USD, bringing us up to 311,823,000,000 USD. That is three hundred eleven billion eight hundred twenty million united states dollars.

Then we have the music industry, which owes many taverns across Teyvat large sums of money and relies on them for any income at all.

That adds about 5,000,000,000 at my best guess. This places us at 316,823,000,000 USD

The hospitality industry is about 45% owned by Dawn Winery and affiliated companies, adding 75,600,000,000. This brings us up to a whopping 392,423,000,000

Then we add about 1,000,000,000 from various other, smaller sources.

In total, Dawn Winery would be worth 393,423,000,000 USD, or 118,026,900 Mora.

The wealthiest man on Earth is Bernard Arnolt, worth 164 billion USD, or 49,200,000 Mora. This is a mere fraction of Dawn Winery's earnings. The fraction is about half, if you were wondering.

The owner of a company typically takes home about 10% of the total net income of the company. Diluc's yearly salary alone is 11,802,690 Mora, or 39,342,300,000

(NOTE: This does not include any inheritance or any money he spends. I took the overall net positive of each industry and ran it through a calculator. All negative from the business itself is therefore covered.)

[integrityvictim]

Ya doin' alright? I heard ya got captured by the third me.

– 🌟 (@passingthroughthenorthstar)

[ Dalv yelped a bit, he still seems a bit jumpy being snuck up on. But can you really blame him? ✦𓂅﹅﹅𓍼 ] ---———:꒰ Ah.. Hello North Star. (Again..) I'm.. I'll be okay. It was just a bit unexpected. I mean I can't really say I've been CAPTURED before.. and get called a bandit.. and.. well. You get the idea. ꒱:

[ He'll probably be okay. ✦𓂅﹅﹅𓍼 ] ✦ · · · · ────────── · · · · ✦

[ivorymoon3]

It is the day....where on earth is Mr. Petrov??

[twinliches]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[scramratz]

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[girldraki]

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important