I used to have other stuff here but it didn't really fit me (or this blog if you can call it that) anymore. The one thing that hasn't changed? I will always suck at describing myself. Also: my pancreas sucks at being a pancreas. (And if you found me through the MDS community, come say hi!)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this
#it feels like those irs the police are after you scams#if nothing else i will refuse to use it out of spite#genai bullshit#the queue is a lie
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someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]
me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#miley cyrus protecting me from morticia adams#tbh this comes down to more the idea that i doubt morticia would actually try anything#we'd end up going out to tea or something idk#polls#the queue is a lie
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it’s Saturday morning so I drew the world’s worst pun
(source: http://instagram.com/nathanwpyle )
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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now
#the fact that it's actually been nearly fifteen years....#no thanks!#you can sign up any time you like#the queue is a lie
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Beautiful Street Art in Hollywood. Walk of shame. By the way .....FUCK DONALD TRUMP!
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from “baths”, 1987.
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You know the drill. Answers are good, reblogging is better.
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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
#if you see me with one#that's a cry for help#it would hold like one medical item#about me#the queue is a lie
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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
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Here’s something I’m curious about.
Picture this. You’re reading a book, a standard book divided into chapters. Let’s say it’s fiction (don’t know if nonfiction would get different results). You’ve been reading for a while and you want to stop for now. Assume you are not literally falling asleep, you’re still awake and lucid.
You are in the middle of a paragraph, in the middle of a page, somewhere in the middle of a chapter in the middle of the book.
“Power through and finish the book” is not an option, but if you really do that you have my sympathies.
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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.
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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them
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*screams vaguely into the abyss*
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