#will ONLY show up if you have that person designated as your emergency contact in your Medical ID profile on your phone's Health app

[lleclerc]

shiv having her husband in her contacts as FirstName LastName with no photo of him, so an incoming call from him would just look like a call from any other random contact...but then also having him set up as her Emergency Contact in her phone's Medical ID profile...shiv thesis.

[whorediaries-09]

the wound won't close

pairing- sirius black x auror!reader warning(s)- hurt/comfort. a/n- it's about you fell in love with something that loves you back and that my friend is sirius black 🗣️🗣️

little train. series masterlist.

remus slid a plate of pancakes across the table, along with a big old cup of sirius' personal poison-the earl gray. the cup is brightly maroon, chipped from the edges as it touches his lips. sirius takes a small sip, letting the liquid burn down his throat.

'you still got it.' sirius chuckles. remus bemused, scoffs. he slides his long fingers into his sandy locks before answering.

'eat. put some flesh within your madness.'

'well you'd know all about the madness within the flesh, wouldn't you?' he says.

'you never came, sirius. the letter. i showed up and stayed there for about two hours, waiting for you.' sirius gulps before answering him.

'i ended up into a pub. i don't know why or how, but i did. the question is how did you get here?' remus moves his lips to answer, but when you enter the room, coddling with the little owl perched on your shoulder, he thinks better of it.

'he is asking me how i came here.' the owl nips at your ear before flapping it's wings and sitting beside sirius' plate, taking away little nibbles from his pancakes.

'well... i'm working on trying to justify the prejudice against half-breeds. i can't directly do it since i don't have the position in the ministry to, but for that i need a few statements. remus is the only werewolf i knew so.. well i've been in contact with him. that is basically the root of why me and remus know each other.'

'so you're just an angel from heaven.' sirius replies, taking another bite.

'i don't care who is who, padfoot. i need to know what happened.'

'james made peter the secret-keeper the last moment, upon my wishes. he faked his own death to frame me for the murders he committed. the bastard cut off his own finger-apparently the only thing they found from that night.'

'so you're not to blame?'

'no. you know i'd rather die than kill james! he was my family!' he exclaimed. he dropped the fork onto the plate.

'you know, i suspected you to the spy' he whispered, almost ashamed. you could see blood rush underneath his pale skin as tears welled into his eyes. the thought of getting back an old friend was of great joy to him. the thought of not being lonely again was hauntingly beautiful.

*-

'you look like you're about to pass out, sweetheart.' sirius commented, huffing on your state. your papers were spread across the table, your hands stained with ink as you went through the necessary documents. remus had already left for home, leaving you to nurture for him. sirius had taken a nap after his breakfast, leaving you with enough time to sit alone with your thoughts.

'i know.' you replied. with tired limbs, your stretched your aching body. having sleepless nights wasn't of much absurdity to you. you'd spent endless of sleep less nights practicing your spells to be at the position you were. to be an auror at twenty four wasn't something of a joke, yet you'd managed to do it just the same.

even if that meant losing friends and family.

'what are you doing anyway?' he asked. he walked around the table, sitting in front of you. he was carrying a dark blue cup, steam pouring out the rim.

'i'm looking over the things i require and how many people's shoes i have to lick to change a few laws,' you answered, your eyes averting to his form as you answered. his loose linen white shirt was unbuttoned, revealing an intricate design of tattoos on his chest. black sweatpants hung on narrow hips. you could see tattoos emerging from the expanse of the skin on his legs too.

'are you feeling better now?' you asked, collecting your spread out sheets in an orderly fashion. sirius nodded.

'i am, thanks to you and moony.' you packed your things into your bag, handing him a little piece of paper.

'here's my address, sirius. if you need me, you can write to me. your owl will find me'

'are you leaving now?' he asked, looking at the piece of paper tucked into his palm.

'yes.' you said. a brief moment of sadness flashed on his face before he quipped you with another request.

'stay, you're tired.'

'no, i...i'm not' you answered, trying to stifle a yawn half way through your statement. it leaves your lips anyways. he smiles, in a comforting manner, as he rests his face on his palm.

'you're a pathetic liar,' he states, 'you can rest here as long as you want to. i have a free room down the hall.' nervously, you rub the back of your head, trying to avoid the burning gaze upon you.

'that would be of major inconvenience-i don't think-' before you realize, has his index finger on your lips. how he got up from the chair to be standing in front of you with such fast agility was a mystery.

'it is not of any inconvenience, i assure you. it's an extra room! for guests! you're a guest aren't you?' he said. you couldn't quite meet his eyes, afraid you'd be lost in the depth of them.

'i- uh- you're hungover-'

'sweetheart, look me in the eye and tell me if i'm hungover.' he said, sliding a finger under your jaw. you looked into his eyes, trying not to get lost in them.

'i- okay you win. i'll rest,'

'see, i told you! you should listen to me more often.' that earned a tired laughter out of you.

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[lueurichor]

Cellphone spying! TDA Edition (;TWP)

(I'll be asking this same question to respective other sub-fandoms in the Shadowhunter community so that we have a net-profit of fantastic phone snooping of our own favs)

What are their most used apps, their background photos, their favourite social media, and do they have a pop socket or a special kind of case? etc.! Let's get started!

This ask applies to each TDA cast member of note as well TWP (mainly just to emphasis that KiTy and Dru matter! haha)

❤️‍🔥 Type of Phone: Do they use their phone a lot? What brand is it? What type of model is it? Are they interested in a lot of gadgets or is it very outdated? Does it have a cracked screen? Do they splurge often to buy their phone? Why is it that model?

❤️‍🔥Type of Phone case- Is it utilitarian? Is it branded? Is it funny quirky and often changed up to match certain outfits? Or does it have a string around sometimes just to be useful for i.e. when they take shifts and are on patrol so they have and its very to have a case that wraps around them? What colour is it? Why is it that colour or design?

❤️‍🔥 Most Used Apps: I.e. is it Instagram, Spotify, Mail, Netflix, DC Universe Infinite?

❤️‍🔥 Favourite Random App: i.e. something bizarre like like Hiking trails or Vinted

❤️‍🔥Favourite Social Media App: Is it Instagram? Do they use instagram live a lot? Or reels? Or do they prefer using TikTok for live content?

❤️‍🔥 Favorite App Game: Could it be Candy crush? Or do they not not play games? Is it because of lack of storage?

❤️‍🔥Home & Lock-Screen Photos: What is their wallpaper right now? Do they change it regularly? If so to what? Or is it a generic wallpaper that never changes and it comes wit the phone? Or is it of family members? Maybe a wallpaper affiliated with a sports team or a favourite fandom? Or a fandom ship? Is it a different wallpaper from their home screen?

❤️‍🔥Group Chats (the most frequented): Are they in many different Group Chats? Or they absolutely refusing to be a part of group chats? Or at least a few? If so what, are the group chat's names and who is a part of it? Do they keep the group notifications on? Or muted?

❤️‍🔥 Organization: How do they organise their phone? Is it into sub-folders? How is it organised by theme? How frequently they reach for the app?

❤️‍🔥 Most Called: Who do they call the most? And how often do you say? Or does this person not need to call their person often bc they are often WITH them?

❤️‍🔥Prefers to Call or FaceTime: Video calls or phone calls?

❤️‍🔥 Most Texted: Who do they most text? Their siblings? Their love interest? Their best friend? Who?

❤️‍🔥#1 Emergency Contact: ?

❤️‍🔥Alarms: How many alarms does this person set? Do they use alarms solely for waking up? Or does they set reminders for different tasks or timers for assignments? How much backlog of alarms is there of alarms? Or do they keep only the few they use on the regularly?

❤️‍🔥What news apps do they get their current events?: Do they even check in on current events? Or do they get it from podcasts? Or do they get their news from social media? And if so which?

❤️‍🔥 Social Media Usage: Are they, 'popular' on social media? Thus having a high follower count? What do they tend to post to 'the public'? Are they gearing their instagram or TikTok for a more artistic angle or sharing private important moments to the public? i.e. what they eat, what their favourite show is right now? Do they curate it to a specific aesthetic? Or do they not bother at all? and can go a long time without checking their social media? Do they have a burner account they use to follow all their favourite things and spy on people? Or do they not play that game?

❤️‍🔥 Most Listened to Song (currently): ?

❤️‍🔥Most Listened to Podcast (currently):?

And that's it for now! Thank you thank you for indulging us with your detailed creatives, I hope you will find this as fun as I can anticipate when I go giddy seeing your lovely answers that are at this point as close to canon as real!

xoxo

Regarding the Cellphone-Spying

This is an Answer-Post to a really nice & intriguing question I received from @emmalovesfitzloved.

I really don’t know how freaking long this answer-post will be, so I hope y’all are in for this ride!

We’re starting off with Kit, since he's definitely one of my favorite characters and also one for whom I have lots of personal head canons & theories, which will make this a lot easier. He was also the first one that came to mind!

I also made some categories to please my perfectionistic, organization-obsessed brain. Hopefully, it’ll make everything look less long & intimidating.

The Outside

So, first of all, Kit definitely has an IPhone. I'm thinking maybe 11 or 12 model-wise, and for sure either a blue or silver one (though the light blue one is the most obvious choice for sure)

He would have one of these weird-ass clear cases with the circle thingy, the only reason being that everybody else uses those as well, and he didn't really feel the need to stand out (at least not through his choice of phone case??)

Also, he is one of those people who store absolutely everything in their phone case. Keys, money, hair clips (for Mina), chewing gum, guitar picks (my kit-attempts-to-play-the-guitar-headcanon is very strong), a paper heart (from either Ty or Mina, you decide) and random pieces of garbage

All his wallpapers, not matter if we're talking home- or lock screen, are always pictures of him with his loved ones. Always. Ty basically lives on his lock-screen rent-free at this point.

In terms of accessories, I will definitely stand by the fact that he uses very old, partly damaged wired headphones (instead of listening to his boyfriend!) and is very stubborn about it. He also uses a pop socket, either one of those black-and-white checked ones or one with some sort of comic or movie reference.

The Inside

Apps

He has an average amount of apps, mostly socials and unnecessary games he downloaded because of advertisements but never really uses.

There isn't really an organization to them (like color-coded or something); he just lets them be where they are.

Most used Apps: WhatApp, YouTube and Google (pretty basic)

Personalization

Alarms: He actually only needs like three alarms, the first one being the most annoying sound ever (summit), and the others just in case.

Ringtone: He definitely had a duck-one at some point, simply out of spite and to scare Jace.

People

The people he texts the most are Ty and Dru. I would actually even say that he and Dru have more messages together than he and Ty, for numerous reasons. One of them being the fact that their chats contain many many playful arguments which result in tons of short messages and emoji-spams. Also, Ty isn't really a texter in my mind, and the two of them are around each other the whole time anyway.

In terms of who he calls the most, it's definitely Ty and Tessa, who's also his #1 Emergency Contact. Kit calls Tessa a lot, not only to talk to Mina who does not have a phone, but also just to check in, get advice or just talk for a bit. Him and Ty do both normal calls and video calls, but only if they're away from each other, normally, which doesn't happen too frequently. But when it does, they'll be calling each other a lot!

Group Chats, whew. This is gonna be a long one😅 There is, of course, a family group chat with Jem, Tessa and Kit, that'll have Mina in it later. Just a basic one, I would say, where he always replies (like the good son he is). He's also definitely in a chat with the whole Blackthorn-Family (in which he's mostly active through weird emoji-reactions) and the TWP-Gang (which he keeps muted A LOT, mostly because of Dru). And then there's a really unnecessary Herondale Group Chat, which Jace thinks is very important (it only has him and Kit in it at the moment; they're waiting for eventual children to add😭).

That's it for now, I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did! I know I did not cover every single question, there'll be coming more later, hopefully!

[welcometothelairofthebitchking]

Ooooooh, WIP game!!

I love getting these asks myself, so now I'm sending one your way!

I'm curious about Let Your Belief Kill You (sounds suuuuper interesting!!!!) and the Worst Friends Forever fic (I am so on board with Boston and Ray actually being friends and prepared to go down together, and if you want to write something about how it would tie into wine-stained as well then please do!!)

Omg I have hardly ever gotten any asks so I'm so glad to get this!

So Let Your Belief Kill You is about a world where the apocolypse is slowly starting, different people and different areas reporting the signs, only reports of what happened widely differ from person to person even if they were together the whole time in the chaos. The thing is, the kind of apocolypse you experience depends on what you believe in. If you believe in a god that speaks about the end of the world as floods, that's what you choke on, if you believe in another god who says the world ends in flames, fire would be what you feel. But it's not just religion, because even if you don't believe in any god, you still believe in something. You believe in science and technology? Enjoy your robat take over. You think medicine will be the future of the world? Oh look zombies! You have no choice but to believe because humans need something to guide their life, and that belief will kill you. Enjoy dying by the hands of your god :)

The story deals with a group of people in this world who are trying to stop the apocolypse from full on happening (or are they?) And also the powerful people of this world, such as gods' preachers or businessmen, who try to reach their goals by manipulating people's beliefs.

Worst friends forever: my shitty babies! I love this story so much. So basically this was born out of one conversation in the bl server. We were discussing how Boston and Ray just got eachother in a way the others could, and that unlike others their friendship wasn't based on pity or judgement. Ray didn't give a fuck if Boston liked to sleep around and Boston only cared about having to drop Ray off, not about him destroying himself. They both got that the other had stuff going on, so they just co-existed without judging eachother for their 'bad behaviours'. Also, in the show we got the info that boston often drove Ray home and that boston told Ray everything about his hook ups. My fic was born out of the desire to see these two have a wholesomely toxic relationship where they have eachother's back while also enabling bad decisions. It's definitely a very dark and even grossly graphic fic I'm writing, but it's a challange and I love it. So I give to you: worst friends forever, a fic where boston is Ray's emergency contact!

Wine stained will no longer be mixed into this, although Sand will have a very important part and is the other major player. However it will be another work where Sand and Yok are kinda the same person, and Sand gets his newest project which is to design something the opposite of his last one, which was showing the pain and scars in the nude body of the poor. What will it be?? Portraying clothes as a way for the rich to hide those pains and scars (also, clothes as a veil. Clothes as a disguise to be something you're not. Clothes as armor)

[changelingsandothernonsense]

Hello! :D

Can you share a few details on some writing and art you're very proud of? What makes these scenes and details so cool in your opinion?

Now that you've posted your story and are right at the beginning of your fiction writing journey, what advice would you give yourself from the art side of things? (Both creative pursuits are art! And both show some vulnerability to share.)

How does writing help your art? And vice versa?

Ooo fun! Let's see... Under a cut because it's long and stuff!

Art that I'm still proud of.

Everything just went right here, I got the glow effects and the ambience exactly how I wanted it. Plus his eyes move if you move your head. Also was my first time drawing/painting Nerevarine Teldryn and I kinda got hooked on this whole design. He lives in either Netch Leather or Chitin most of the time so... Plus obsessed with his hairstyle. Obsessed!

I came up with half his backstory doing this, right down to the scarring on Teldryn's arm being Dagoth Gares' handprint. The point of contact literally being Dagoth Gares grabbing Teldryn's arm and cursing him before dying. Plus the whole "ring doesn't fit" thing. I thought that would be fun after drawing Nerevar (who is physically small but huge personality-wise).

I still love this one to bits because I fully cemented how I want Sydari to look, her jewellery, clothing colour etc. She's very into finery, so everything she wears is highly embellished. Also, eyes move if you move your head. The portrait just worked! It just works. :D

As for writing, I'm still very proud of this scene from On Apocrypha.

Teldryn was pacing outside Sydari’s room, he could barely gleam what was going on in there and silently cursed the thickness of the adobe walls. He knew Aphia was badmouthing him again, he deserved it, sure but did she have to remind him of his failures every time they met? It was getting tiresome.

The door opened and Geldis emerged, holding a bowl of stew that he must have intended for him. Teldryn walked towards him, about to ask what had transpired when Geldis lifted his hand, motioning for Teldryn to follow him into the bar.

“What did she say?” Teldryn began as Geldis scrapped the now cold stew into the food bin.

“It’s not good Teldryn,” Geldis shook his head “It’s some sort of Daedric magic that’s keeping her like that, you’re definitely gonna need Neloth.”

Teldryn let out the breath he hadn’t realised he’d been holding, “I guess… I was hoping to avoid having to interact with him directly”.

“I know, but Aphia thinks this is Hermaeus Mora’s doing,” Geldis threw the dirty bowl into a large, waterfilled basin, “You know Neloth is the only one who can help here”.

“I know, I just…” Teldryn began before Geldis cut him off.

“You feel bad leaving her, I know” Geldis pulled a clean bowl out from behind the counter and filled it with more stew before placing it in front of Teldryn. “Eat”.

“I’m not hungry,” Teldryn mumbled, that was a lie.

“Bullshit,” Geldis dropped a clean spoon next to the stew, “you’re starving, you’re tired and you stink like rotted fish.”

“Well, you don’t have to put it that bluntly,” Teldryn sighed, absent-mindedly taking the spoon.

“Just eat the damn food Teldryn, you’re no good to anyone in this state,” Geldis said, pulling a bottle of shein out from under the bar along with two earthenware mugs.

“Did Drovas make this?” Teldryn questioned, a disgusted look on his face, “You know everything he makes is bland as all hell,” he continued eating.

“No, you just don’t have any tastebuds anymore,” Geldis smirked sliding a full mug of shein across the counter. “Not everyone wants their ass burning after their meals, ya know,” he smirked before ducking under the counter.

“His cooking tastes like ash and salt, and you know it,” Teldryn drawled, “that better be some gods damn seasoning you’re fetching”.

“You can’t come storming in here in the small hours of the morning and expect a feast you know,” Geldis smiled before sliding over a small, dark bottle to Teldryn.

“No, but you could have this added to it prior,” Teldryn uncorked the bottle and began pouring the red, oily concoction into what remained of the stew before taking another bite, “Better”.

“I still don’t get your obsession with that, the amount you put in ruins literally everything that’s good about food,” Geldis quipped, taking a drink from his own mug, “Minor remaining side effects of Blight, hey?”

“No, no, it was that crap that Fyr fed me,” Teldryn remarked, scraping the last of his stew from the bowl, “can’t taste shit unless it’s on fire”. Teldryn stood and began moving back towards Sydari’s room.

“Hey! Where do you think you’re goin’?” Geldis called out, “Leave Aphia to do her damn job!”

Teldryn muttered something unsavoury under his breath before stamping back towards the bar, “I don’t want her alone in there,” he whispered, more to himself than anyone else.

“She’s not, Aphia is there trying to do her damned job, you’re not helping her by hovering,” Geldis poured another drink for the two of them, “You have somewhere to be anyways”.

“I’d really rather not- “Teldryn began, Geldis raised his hand “Shh, you hear that?”

Teldryn paused, he could hear murmuring coming from down the hall. He almost sprinted to the source of the noise, Geldis not far behind. He arrived at the still-closed door to Sydari’s room and listened. More murmuring, two voices, hers.

“Teldryn, don’t” Geldis grabbed Teldryn’s arm right as he threw open the door.

It was fun to explore the lack of taste quirk. I'll be playing with it a lot more but I came up with that idea when writing this scene. He needed 5 seconds to calm down here. I'll add this to either the end of part 1 or the start of part 2 of Serious Mistakes, but I will probably edit what's here so that I get Geldis' voice more consistent with what's written in the chapter I already have up. It was the first thing I ever released and I still feel good about it.

I have a few hang-ups confidence-wise when releasing any creative work. I'm learning/telling myself to not give as much of a crap about the things I see as failings because honestly, it's only stuff that I see. No one else sees that. I think I'm doing ok with writing deep down, the damn thing has been rolling around in my brain for almost a year now so it's not like I'm writing without some idea of what's going on later in the story.

My advice to myself is to engage with the people who engage with you. If someone likes what you create, take the time to thank them. I reread a lot of comments because it makes me smile. It also makes me happy that people are noticing the little character quirks that I work into my art and writing. Things aren't always said directly, mostly implied. I like that people are examining my pieces enough to notice. I highly encourage people to zoom in on these arts! There are a lot of details in there.

It's nice to have some positivity after decades of negative reactions to my specific interests. Not giving a crap about the negativity is a goal! The fic deals with a lot of hard topics and I intend on exploring them fully. If it's not comfortable then that's good, trauma is not comfortable. Mine certainly isn't. Writing about it has helped me distance myself from the issues and heal slightly. I chose to do this for myself specifically, I'm writing something I want to read. And I like dark but funny shit. XD

Currently, my writing and personal art are in a bit of a circular loop, one feeds into the other. So I'm producing scenes that should appear in the fic at some point or are referenced in it in some way. Specifically these:

All kinda revolve around scenes or concepts that happen later on. The first one is after a shipwreck, the second is an observation from Teldryn's POV and the third one is after Teldryn gives Sydari a gift prior to a very boring party that he can't attend...he'd like to attend. He proclaims a thing, and it goes well before imploding due to a few documents that appear in the Thalmor's possession.

I am having a lot of fun here. It's nice to have a hyperfixation to stuff my free time into again. And I'm on holidays until August so...a lot of free time (outside of that other thing I'm working on). XD

[arlechinav-blog]

Tarantella Documentary Walkthrough

As usual, here is the link to what I will be talking about today. This documentary is in Italian. I could not find the version I have seen with the English subtitles (apologies) but I think the visuals and sounds of the rituals are what matters most. Besides, I'm going to walk you through it below anyway.

In the first 3 minutes of this documentary, the videography lays out the setting that forms the background for the cult. It is hot, the fields have just been harvested, and three women work in the shade of a crumbling church stacking tobacco leaves. The white façade of the church stands out amid the red and black soil. The air is dry. As the women work they sing in the high voice used for worldly matters like love and labor. Work songs themselves are trance inducing by design (same with lullabies and sea shanties) to help the work go by and free the mind from discomfort. Harvest time is when the Brides of the Saint are awakened. It is very much tied to the agricultural cycle and the handling of crops--whatever is being grown in the area, not anything specific. That is when women, who are the ones who do most of the harvesting in this area, are likely to be "pinched" (pizzica)--which is to say struck with a divine madness.

The video then goes on to introduce the musicians who will help the tarantate (the Brides) to reach a point of ecstasy. The music itself has the power to do this both by playing specific traditional melodies and rhythms and also because of the occupations of the musicians themselves and the sympathetic magic they contain. Hair dressing is a traditional form of innate sorcery in many Mediterranean cultures, specifically those who also have spirit traditions. The video then shows you a man drawing water from a well, another act that brings a person into close contact with the spirit world. And then a grave digger, which again... close contact with the spirit world. The video then cuts over to the three men playing possession music for a tarantata (Bride).

The tarantata is secluded behind a curtain where she will remain completely catatonic until the rhythm and melody of the specific spirit that "pinched" her is played. The musicians will not know which one it is the very first time they play for her but each year after they will be able to play it straight away. Either the video is skipping past the tarantata's motionless phase or this is not her first year. A little boy, presumably either her son or one of the musician's, holds an image of the saint that will induce the healing aspect of the ritual. The tarantata emerges, writhing on the ground on her back propelled by what we might call a "crab walk" in English but it is part of the vocabulary of possession for this cult. She wears all white. The rug is white. The cloth she grips is white. And if the musicians are smart they will also wear white because it is the only spiritually neutral color. The tarantata will often seek out and destroy other colors if she sees them, tearing them apart with her hands and teeth.

There is a close-up on the drummer's hand and I want to point out a couple of things about it.  

1. You will note that he has a handkerchief tied around it like a bandage. These are not dainty synthetic drum heads. That is probably goat hide and it will take your flesh off if you sit there and bang on it for hours and hours. There is a self-mortification aspect to this ritual. Not just for the drummer, for all of the musicians. To play past the point of exhaustion and bodily safety is part of the process.  

2. You will also note that he plays in a single-handed style, holding the drum with one hand and beating it with the other. This is significant to the iconographic connection of modern Tarantella and the Dionysian traditions. There are only so many ways to play with one hand.

Shortly after that you see the musicians are gathered very closely around her as she rolls on the rug. They were sitting on stools before she came out from behind the curtain so they have moved into a more active role during this part of the ritual. At this point they are driving the spirit to MOVE. The barber, who is dressed in all white, has the greatest spiritual power of the three--due to his occupation. And you can see him following the tarantata, kneeling down to play next to her ear, and then suddenly she gets up from the floor and starts to run/dance in a small circle in the confined space.

This is the desired outcome. They have to provoke the spirit to rise up so that it can be danced out. At the 7:53 mark she suddenly drops and they stop playing. The family watches from the doorway in concern. She starts speaking in an antagonistic voice to the portrait of the Saint, who is both the cause of her affliction and the (temporary) cure for her affliction. She strikes the portrait and tears it apart with her hands. They are not done!

The musicians get back to work and the spirit toys with them. It gives a little movement in her body just enough to show them they are on the right track but not enough to get the tarantata back up. The video cuts away from the dance and focuses on the journey to the shrine. The evocation is hard work and will go on and on for a very long time. We are skipping ahead a bit.

Now we come to the church of St. Paul in Galatina and you can see a tarantata is being led inside by her relatives who are caring for her at this time. It has become a house full of Brides. They rest, unresponsive under the watch of the icon. Buncha tourists gather around outside to gawk. Their family members light candles, desperately trying to get the Saint to drive the madness out of his Brides. You can hear the sounds of a tarantata in the background making exhausted sex noises. More Brides arrive.

The church will not allow them to play the music inside so some of the tarantate start singing and dancing on their own. A tarantata dressed in black (a very serious affliction) crawls on her hands and knees outside the church roaring like a giant cat. This is more self-mortification. The ones dressed in black are more likely to be violent so the crowd tries to give her enough room but they still want to see what is going on. Eventually she starts skipping to the music the other tarantate are making. Pausing briefly to get angry about the camera. Pretty sure she would have broken it if she could have reached it and that's why it is up there to begin with.

The Brides will scream and run and climb and swing and dance. Their families are in a hard situation because they care for Brides and have to prevent them from getting seriously hurt while all of this is happening. I love how this fancy marching band comes through and nobody gives one single eyeball towards them. Suddenly one of the Brides attacks someone in the crowd and she is pulled away and directed back towards the church. She then begins to convulse. A family member brings her the water from the well. Night falls and that is largely it.

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Creating a Killer EPK: Essential Elements and Troubleshooting

In the music and entertainment industry, first impressions are everything, and nothing makes a better first impression than a killer Electronic Press Kit (EPK). Whether you're an emerging artist, a seasoned band, or a professional in any creative field, an EPK is your golden ticket to capturing attention, securing gigs, and elevating your brand. But what exactly goes into creating an EPK that stands out from the crowd? In this article, we’ll break down the essential elements and guide you through the process of building an impressive EPK, while also troubleshooting common issues you might encounter along the way.

What is an EPK?

An Electronic Press Kit, or EPK, is a digital portfolio that provides the media, booking agents, and other industry professionals with everything they need to know about you. Think of it as your online resume, but with more flair and multimedia elements that showcase your talent and personality.

In the past, artists and bands would send physical press kits to media outlets, containing printed bios, photos, and CDs. With the rise of digital media, EPKs have become the standard, allowing for instant sharing and access to your materials anytime, anywhere.

Why Do You Need a Killer EPK?

Having a well-crafted EPK is crucial for several reasons:

- **Professionalism**: An EPK presents you as a serious artist or professional who is ready for business.

- **Accessibility**: It allows industry professionals to quickly access and share your information.

- **Brand Building**: A killer EPK helps you control your narrative and brand image.

- **Time-Saving**: With all your materials in one place, you save time when pitching yourself to potential clients or media outlets.

Essential Elements of an EPK

**Biography**

Your biography is the heart of your EPK. It tells your story, highlights your achievements, and gives a personal touch that connects with the reader. Whether you're an artist, band, or professional, your bio should be concise yet compelling. Include key milestones, influences, and what sets you apart in your field.

**High-Quality Media**

Visuals are a powerful tool in your EPK. Professional photos, album covers, and logos create a strong visual identity. If you're a musician, including video content like music videos or live performances is a must. This allows industry professionals to see and hear you in action.

**Discography or Portfolio**

This section is where you showcase your work. For musicians, this means listing albums, singles, and notable collaborations. If you're in another field, include a portfolio of your best projects. Organize this content in a way that’s easy to navigate, making sure your most impressive work is front and center.

**Press Clippings and Reviews**

Positive press and reviews can add significant weight to your EPK. Include snippets of articles, interviews, and reviews that highlight your work. If you're just starting and don't have much press coverage, consider including testimonials from fans or clients.

**Contact Information**

Make it easy for people to reach you. Include your email, phone number, and links to your social media profiles. If you have a manager or publicist, be sure to include their contact details as well.

**Tour Dates and Event Information**

If you're a performing artist, this section is essential. Keep your tour dates, upcoming shows, and events up-to-date. This not only informs your audience but can also help you book more gigs by showing your active schedule.

**Branding and Design**

Your EPK should reflect your brand’s identity. Use consistent colors, fonts, and imagery that match your other promotional materials. A well-designed EPK creates a memorable impression and sets you apart from others.

**Building Your EPK: Step-by-Step Guide**

**Choosing the Right Platform**

Decide whether you want a hosted EPK (on platforms like Sonicbids or ReverbNation) or a self-hosted EPK on your website. Each option has its pros and cons, depending on your needs and budget.

**Designing Your EPK**

Focus on creating a user-friendly layout that’s easy to navigate. A clean, organized design will keep the viewer engaged. Don’t forget to make your EPK mobile-responsive, as many people will view it on their phones.

**Writing and Editing Content**

The content in your EPK should be clear, concise, and free of errors. Write in a way that’s engaging and professional. Editing is crucial – ensure everything is polished before you share your EPK with the world.

**Troubleshooting Common EPK Problems**

**Technical Issues**

Broken links and missing files can ruin the effectiveness of your EPK. Regularly check your EPK to ensure all links are working and files are properly uploaded.

**Outdated Content**

Keeping your EPK current is vital. Update it regularly with new photos, press clippings, and tour dates to reflect your latest achievements.

**Lack of Engagement**

If your EPK isn’t generating the response you hoped for, consider adding more interactive elements like videos or links to your social media. Engaging content can make a big difference.

**Conclusion**

Creating a killer EPK is about more than just putting together a few photos and a bio. It’s about telling your story in a way that resonates with industry professionals and showcases your unique talents. By including all the essential elements and keeping your EPK up-to-date, you’ll be well on your way to making a lasting impression.

**FAQs**

1. **How often should I update my EPK?**

- You should update your EPK whenever there’s a significant change, such as a new release, tour dates, or major press coverage. Aim to review and refresh your EPK at least every few months.

2. **Can I use a free platform to create my EPK?**

- Yes, there are free platforms available, but they may come with limitations. A self-hosted EPK on your website offers more flexibility and control over your content and branding.

3. **What should I do if I don’t have any press clippings?**

- If you lack press coverage, consider including testimonials from fans or industry peers. You can also focus on building this section over time as you gain more exposure.

4. **How do I make my EPK stand out?**

- Focus on high-quality visuals, a compelling bio, and engaging content. Make sure your EPK reflects your unique brand and personality.

5. **Is it necessary to have both a website and an EPK?**

- While not mandatory, having both a website and an EPK can be beneficial. Your website serves as a broader online presence, while your EPK is a targeted tool for media and industry professionals.

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INDIE

Age & Birthday: 29 years old, April 2nd

Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman She/Her

Birthplace: The Wards

Current Residence: The Wards

Job/role: Drug Smuggler

Positive Personality Traits: resourceful, independent, resilient

Negative Personality Traits: confrontational, obsessive, erratic

BIO.

Indie grew up in the shadowed corners of The Wards, born to a mother who was in and out of consciousness, both from addiction and apathy. Indie never knew stability, there was no structure in her world, no one looking out for her, just the cold, brutal streets where you learned fast, or you didn't make it.

She was never officially "in the system." her mother refused to let any agency intervene, too proud or too paranoid, no one knew. Indie was a ghost, slipping through the cracks, attending school sporadically when it suited her but more often finding her education among the older kids who ran the alleys. They taught her how to hustle, how to blend in, and how to make connections with the right people, the kind that didn't ask too many questions.

By the time she was fifteen, Indie was already running small jobs, delivering packages, acting as a lookout. She didn't fully understand what she was dealing with, but she knew it paid. And in The Wards, money was survival. You could keep your electricity running, maybe feed yourself something decent. The first time she knowingly smuggled drugs, it was a small stash hidden in her jacket from Equinox to The Wards. It felt like power, in a world where she never had any.

As Indie grew older, her reputation for being smart, quick, and—most importantly, discreet grew. She moved from petty runner to trusted smuggler, handling larger loads with higher stakes. Her edge came not just from her street smarts but from her erratic, unpredictable nature. Indie was the type to show up unannounced, head shaven on one side, piercing eyes flickering with manic energy. Dealers never knew if she'd laugh at their jokes or stab them for looking at her wrong. But that made her dangerous. It also made her valuable.

She smuggled everything from designer pills to black-market hallucinogens, working with dealers who didn't care how the drugs got to them, just that they did. Indie built a network, a twisted web of contacts who all knew they could rely on her. She was fast, ruthless when necessary, and always delivered. She met one of her only closest friends this way, Astra. A dealer, only interested in spice and pills, letting Indie crash whenever she wanted to.

The Wards had made Indie who she was, but they had also trapped her. As an addict, as a smuggler. A part of her wonders how long she can keep this up, listening to Astra's spiritual ramblings and hoping to find a slice of hope within them. But it always feels out of reach, or as if hope was never something someone like Indie could have.

CONNECTION IDEAS:

Close call jobs with vanguard like she gets detained, escapes. Maybe she's been on someone's radar in vanguard for a while and she keeps slipping away, could be really fun cat-mouse vibes that are ongoing. Something could make them work together too

Someone who sees past her erratic behavior, like they just aren't bothered by it but they're in a position that they'd be able to help her. So someone from Equinox or Olympia even, but Indie could abuse this trust, abuse the help it could have a lot of legs

Someone she works with in Vanguard that she gives bribes, or multiple people. Maybe because she has multiple connections, she discovers something about the other and she could decide to play them against one another, you know what I mean?

Maybe bio family emerges somewhere that are in the system, and they either help her or she uses them, or it makes her confront her addictions and her lifestyle.

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What Are the Key Elements That Should Be Included in a Maternity Leave Request?

Preparing for maternity leave involves more than just packing your hospital bag and setting up the nursery. One crucial step is crafting a well-structured maternity leave request. This document not only informs your employer of your upcoming absence but also outlines the specifics of your leave, ensuring a smooth transition for both you and your workplace. To make sure your maternity leave request is clear, comprehensive, and professional, here are the key elements you should include.

1. Introduction and Notification of Pregnancy

Start your maternity leave request with a brief introduction. This section should confirm your pregnancy and indicate that you are planning to take maternity leave. If this is the first time you’re officially informing your employer about your pregnancy, be sure to include any necessary details that may affect your work, such as expected due dates and any anticipated medical appointments.

Example: “I am writing to formally inform you that I am expecting a baby, with an estimated due date of [Due Date]. I plan to take maternity leave and would like to discuss the details to ensure a smooth transition during my absence.”

2. Proposed Start Date of Leave

Clearly state the proposed start date of your maternity leave. This date should ideally be a few weeks before your expected due date to allow yourself some time to rest and prepare for the baby’s arrival. However, the exact timing can vary depending on your health, job demands, and personal preferences.

Example: “I would like to start my maternity leave on [Start Date], which is [X] weeks before my expected due date.”

3. Duration of Leave

Specify the duration of your maternity leave. This section should outline how long you plan to be away from work. Refer to your company’s maternity leave policy to ensure your request aligns with their guidelines. If you’re planning to take the full leave allowed by law or company policy, be clear about the end date of your leave.

Example: “I plan to take the full [X weeks/months] of maternity leave as allowed by our company policy, with an anticipated return to work on [Return Date].”

4. Transition and Coverage Plan

Your maternity leave request should include a plan for how your responsibilities will be handled during your absence. This might involve designating a colleague to take over certain tasks, outlining how projects will be managed, or suggesting temporary hires if necessary. Providing a detailed transition plan shows your commitment to minimizing disruptions and ensures that your work continues smoothly in your absence.

Example: “To ensure a smooth transition, I have discussed with [Colleague’s Name] about taking over my responsibilities. I will also prepare a detailed handover document to guide the team during my absence.”

5. Contact Information During Leave

While you’re on leave, you may prefer to have limited contact with your workplace. However, it’s still important to provide a way for your employer to reach you in case of an emergency. Specify how and when you can be contacted, if necessary.

Example: “During my leave, I will be available for urgent matters via email at [Your Email Address]. However, I trust that [Colleague’s Name] will be able to manage most situations in my absence.”

6. Request for Confirmation and Further Discussion

Conclude your request by asking for confirmation of your maternity leave plans. This is also a good time to suggest a meeting with your employer to discuss any further details or adjustments needed.

Example: “I would appreciate it if you could confirm the details of my maternity leave. If needed, I am happy to schedule a meeting to discuss any further arrangements.”

7. Expression of Gratitude and Commitment

End your maternity leave request with a note of appreciation. Express your gratitude for the support and understanding of your employer and reaffirm your commitment to the company upon your return.

Example: “Thank you for your understanding and support during this time. I am committed to ensuring a smooth transition and look forward to returning to work after my leave.”

Conclusion

Crafting a comprehensive maternity leave request is essential for ensuring that both you and your employer are on the same page about your upcoming absence. By including these key elements—notification of pregnancy, proposed leave dates, duration, transition plan, contact information, and a request for confirmation—you can create a well-structured and professional document that covers all bases.

Need help crafting the perfect maternity leave request? Check out our detailed resource: "How to Write a Maternity Leave: A Step-by-Step Guide" to ensure your request is complete, professional, and sets the stage for a smooth transition.

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How to Optimize the Survey Experience for Success

The success of a survey hinges not just on the questions asked, but also on the overall experience provided to respondents. An optimized survey experience can significantly enhance response rates, data quality, and respondent satisfaction. This article explores key strategies to refine and elevate your survey experience for optimal results.

1. Design Intuitive and Engaging Surveys

Keep It Simple and Clear

The design of your survey should prioritize clarity and simplicity. Use straightforward language and avoid jargon to ensure that respondents easily understand the questions.

Logical Flow

Structure your survey in a logical order. Begin with simple, engaging questions to warm up respondents and gradually move to more complex or sensitive topics.

Visual Appeal

A visually appealing survey can make a significant difference. Use a clean layout, consistent formatting, and intuitive navigation.

2. Optimize for Mobile and Multichannel Access

Mobile-First Design

With the increasing use of smartphones and tablets, ensuring your survey is optimized for mobile devices is crucial.

Multichannel Distribution

Distribute your survey across multiple channels such as email, social media, SMS, and your website.

3. Enhance User Experience (UX)

Minimize Survey Fatigue

Long surveys can deter respondents. Aim for brevity and relevance in your questions.

Personalize the Experience

Personalization can enhance engagement. Use respondent data, when available, to tailor the survey experience.

Test and Iterate

Before launching your survey, conduct usability testing to identify potential issues. Gather feedback from a small group of test respondents to pinpoint areas for improvement.

4. Implement Ethical Practices

Ensure Informed Consent

Clearly inform respondents about the purpose of the survey, how their data will be used, and how their privacy will be protected.

Data Privacy and Security

Adhere to data protection regulations and best practices. Implement strong encryption methods and secure data storage to protect respondent information.

5. Incorporate Interactive Elements

Engage with Gamification

Integrating gamification elements, such as quizzes, interactive scenarios, or reward systems, can make surveys more engaging.

Use Multimedia

Incorporating multimedia elements like images, videos, or audio can enhance the survey experience, especially for complex topics.

6. Optimize Data Collection and Analysis

Leverage Real-Time Analytics

Implement tools that provide real-time analytics to monitor survey responses and identify trends as they emerge.

Analyze and Act on Feedback

Regularly review survey data and respondent feedback to gain insights into areas for improvement.

7. Foster a Positive Respondent Experience

Show Appreciation

Acknowledge and thank respondents for their time and effort. Consider offering incentives or rewards as a token of appreciation.

Provide Support

Ensure that respondents have access to support if they encounter issues or have questions about the survey. Providing clear instructions and contact options for assistance can enhance their overall experience.

Optimizing the survey experience is essential for obtaining high-quality data and ensuring respondent satisfaction. By focusing on intuitive design, mobile and multichannel access, user experience, ethical practices, interactivity, and effective data analysis, you can create surveys that are engaging, efficient, and successful. Implementing these strategies will not only improve response rates but also enhance the reliability and value of the data collected, ultimately leading to better insights and informed decision-making.

To know more read our latest Blog: Optimizing Survey Experience: Strategies for Successful Programming

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Core Strengths and Unique Selling Points

At B&L Plumbing, our core strengths lie in our unwavering dedication to quality service, personalized approach, and professional integrity. Here's why we are the top choice for many:

Experienced Technicians: Our team comprises skilled technicians with years of experience in the plumbing industry. They are trained to handle all kinds of plumbing repair tasks with precision and care.

Customer-Centric Approach: We put our customers first. Our services are designed to ensure maximum convenience and satisfaction for our clients.

24/7 Availability: Plumbing issues can arise at any time. That's why our emergency plumber services are available round-the-clock to address urgent problems.

No After-Hour Fees: Unlike many plumbing companies near me, we do not charge extra for services rendered after regular business hours.

Family-Owned Business: We are a family-owned company, which means we bring a personal touch to every job, treating your home as if it were our own.

Value We Offer to Our Customers

Our mission is to provide exceptional plumbing services that not only meet but exceed your expectations. Here’s the value we offer:

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Quality Workmanship: We ensure that every job, big or small, is completed to the highest standards.

Affordable Pricing: We offer competitive pricing without compromising on quality.

Transparency: Our pricing is upfront with no hidden charges.

Customer Satisfaction: Our goal is to leave every customer completely satisfied with our services.

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General Plumbing Services: From fixing leaks to installing new fixtures, we handle all types of plumbing tasks.

Emergency Plumbing: Our emergency plumber near me services are available 24/7 for urgent repairs.

Water Heater Repair and Replacement: We specialize in both repairing and replacing water heaters.

Sewer Line Repairs: We provide efficient and reliable sewer line repair services.

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Bathroom and Kitchen Remodeling: We offer remodeling services to upgrade your bathroom and kitchen plumbing.

Pipe Installation and Repair: We install new pipes and repair existing ones to ensure a smooth water flow.

Commercial Plumbing Services: Our services extend to commercial properties, ensuring their plumbing systems are in top shape.

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Highly Skilled Team: Our technicians are not only experienced but also undergo continuous training to stay updated with the latest plumbing technologies.

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What if There Was a Vaccine for Jerks

In an era of Sci-Fi movies peeking into the future, wouldn't it be off the charts incredible if medical science mixed up the perfect potion to tackle the world's most abundant problem? Jerks.

Imagine a world where dirtbag behavior, the endless parade of entitled individuals and Mr and Mrs Me-Gimme-Mine, plus their four kids, could be cured with a simple shot. 

The mere thought of a vaccine that could curb snarky comments, temper tantrums, and egotistical monologues might seem too good to be true. But hey, we've put a man on the moon, so why not cure jerkiness?

Since we’re going to shoot for the moon and turn this whole thing into a new streaming channel called Utopian Vision, let’s see who would be eligible for the ultimate personality makeover?

Would it be based on a jerkometer scale?

A special selection committee analyzing butthead behavior?

We could make it into a game show where contestants debate “Who's Jerk Enough” to warrant the vaccine.

Better yet, let's just play it safe and go with the obvious choices.

Politicians, influencers, the idiot writing this article, the designer of the 737 Max or just that one person who cuts in line at the coffee shop every morning.

Now remember like any Big Pharma commercial this magical brew will come with a laundry list of side effects. 

Contact your physician immediately if you experience more than four hours of any of the following.

Increased kindness, excessive niceness or an unexpected urge to hold doors open for everyone.

There's also the risk of extreme empathy causing people to actually listen to each other. The horror.

We should also consider the potential evolution of jerk behavior. Could this vaccine trigger a mutation in the jerk genome? Suddenly we have a new strain called dipstick varmint!

Could it be we have doomed us all and the jerks will inherit the earth?

Actually they wouldn't survive alone. They need someone to unleash the jerkiness onto.

Damn and I thought we were really on to something here!

I was almost looking forward to family get-togethers, running into that buffoon from accounting in the break room and only looking at one picture of other people's kids.

But the truth is, life would be boring without a few challenging characters to spice things up.

I could possibly go through withdrawal without having somebody singing along with the song on their headphones, wearing too much cologne, talking at the movies, not letting people off an elevator before they get on, or refusing to walk single file on a crowded sidewalk.

In the meantime, keep those fingers crossed. Who knows, maybe one day, a vaccine for difficult personalities will emerge from the misty depths of scientific discovery and make the world a much more harmonious place.

But until that day dawns, keep those witty comebacks and coping mechanisms at the ready, you're going to need them.

And of course, please remember to unleash civility responsibly.

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Healthcare Mailing List

Introduction

In today's digital age, where communication and targeted marketing play a pivotal role in business success, healthcare professionals and organizations are turning to healthcare mailing lists as a valuable tool. A healthcare mailing list is a carefully curated database containing contact information for individuals and entities within the healthcare industry. This resource allows businesses to connect with the right healthcare professionals, institutions, and stakeholders for marketing campaigns, research, and networking. In this article, we'll explore the significance of healthcare mailing lists and how they can be used effectively.

The Power of Healthcare Mailing Lists

Precise Targeting

One of the key advantages of using a healthcare mailing list is the ability to precisely target your audience. Whether you're marketing pharmaceuticals, medical equipment, or healthcare services, these lists allow you to reach the right people in the industry. You can segment the list based on various factors, including specialization, location, and institution type, ensuring that your message is delivered to those most likely to be interested in your offerings.

Cost-Effective Marketing

Traditional marketing methods, such as print advertising and trade shows, can be costly and may not yield the desired results. Healthcare mailing lists offer a cost-effective alternative. You can design targeted email campaigns that are not only budget-friendly but also have the potential to generate high ROI. Additionally, you can track the effectiveness of your campaigns through metrics like open rates and click-through rates, allowing you to refine your approach over time.

Personalized Engagement

Personalization is a key driver of successful marketing campaigns. With healthcare mailing lists, you can address recipients by their names, tailor your messages to their specific needs, and provide relevant content. This personalized approach increases the likelihood of engagement and builds trust with your audience.

Research and Surveys

Healthcare researchers can leverage mailing lists to conduct surveys, gather data, and facilitate studies. By reaching out to healthcare professionals and institutions, researchers can gain valuable insights, collect responses, and contribute to the advancement of medical knowledge.

Networking Opportunities

Networking is essential in the healthcare industry, whether you're looking for collaborators, partners, or professional contacts. Healthcare mailing lists enable you to connect with peers, decision-makers, and experts in your field. Building relationships within the industry can open doors to new opportunities and collaborations.

Best Practices for Using Healthcare Mailing Lists

To harness the full potential of healthcare mailing lists, consider the following best practices:

Data Accuracy: Ensure that the information in your mailing list is up-to-date and accurate. Inaccurate data can lead to wasted resources and missed opportunities.

Compliance: Be aware of and adhere to privacy and data protection regulations, such as HIPAA (in the United States) or GDPR (in the European Union), to protect sensitive healthcare-related information.

Segmentation: Segment your mailing list based on relevant criteria, such as specialty, location, or institution type, to tailor your messages effectively.

Engaging Content: Craft compelling and informative content that resonates with your target audience. Highlight the value of your products or services.

Personalization: Use recipients' names and address their specific needs to make your messages more engaging and relevant.

Testing and Optimization: Continuously monitor the performance of your email campaigns and use A/B testing to refine your messaging and strategies.

Conclusion

In the era of digital marketing, healthcare mailing lists have emerged as a powerful tool for businesses and researchers in the healthcare industry. They offer precise targeting, cost-effective marketing, personalized engagement, and opportunities for research and networking. By following best practices and leveraging the potential of healthcare mailing lists, you can enhance your marketing efforts, connect with healthcare professionals and organizations, and contribute to the growth of your business or research endeavors. Embrace the power of healthcare mailing lists, and watch your healthcare-related initiatives flourish.