#wilhelm ulysses

[mika-sob]

Ulysses Wilhelm N$FW Alphabet

- he’s so sleepy like me i love em

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- you know this man falls asleep. he might clean you up if theres tissues near but he’s TIRED out. let em sleep

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- your eyes. no matter what he’s doing, either just looking around the room or rambling about history, the moment you 2 have eye contact his train of thoughts disappear and he’s malfunctioning.

- he likes his ears cause he has the ability to hear your sweet moans.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- he’s definitely a clean type of person so when ever he or you cums, he’ll clean it up almost right away. he cleans with many things.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- whenever in his town’s library, trying to finish his goal of reading all of the books, he stumbles upon the romance section. when reading them, he takes note of the kinks/positions in the books, to mayhaps try with you. (he read ‘hauntinng adeline’. he slammed the book shut and contemplated life for a few hours.)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- he has experience. in the books. he gets all his info from romance books. he knows what he’s doing, barely. his town seems pretty small and since he’s always been in a library, trying to finish his goal, he wasn’t particularly popular with people. but he’s learning with you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- so I had a discord convo about this so lemme map this out for you

- reverse cowgirl position as he reads in one hand, his other hand on your hip. he especially loves this position cause both of you get to sit, he can multitask and he won’t lose his cool. remember how I said when ever he locks eyes with you, he loses his train of thought, that’s why he loves this position cause it isn’t possible to get lost in your eyes. unless you look back over you shoulder. then he’s doomed.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- he’a pretty concentrated during the moment. he definitely tries his best at jokes but fails miserably. but you still love him cause what’s there not to love?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- he’s probably moderately tame down there. he shaves once in a blue moon when he remembers but before meeting you, he never bothered. he wants to look presentable in front of you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- pretty intimate. he tries to make it as romantic and comfortable as he can for you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- jacks off in his office while sitting at his desk, imagining that you were sucking him off under the desk, hidden from sight. covers his mouth when he does.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- marking. mostly unintentionally but he does get pretty intense, either digging his hands into your skin or biting your shoulder to muffle his groans.

- cock warming. he likes the idea of you just sitting on his lap as both of you do work, since itms pretty productive

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- on a couch or office chair. most of his fantasies rely on either person sitting so, he just gravitates to these places, as long as it’s private.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- eye contact. i already explained this 10 million times, he’ll overheat if he makes eye contact with you.

- when you’re concentrating. he just loves the look on your face while you concentrate on a particular thing your working on.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- sharing. he does know he isn’t the best in regards to sex and online slang so the idea of even sharing you makes him kind of worried. just a little bitty jealousy in this owl boy.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- he loves receiving it. like so much.

- he does try his best when giving. but seeing that he somehow can pronounce ‘Tsenacommacah’ (i cant even), he’s good with his tounge once he gets the basics down.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- he’s the type to first go off slow but once reaching his peak, speeds up and kind of loses his cool/control. but he definitely just aims so that both of you are pleasured.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- oh he’s UP for quickies. his job at the museum is dreadingly hard and has even impacted his sleep schedule so he’s totally up for quickes if he or you ever want to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- he’s willing to experiment since he only knows so much about sex from romance books.

- sometimes he dreams of having his own private library/office cause he secretly wants to try fucking in a setting like that, but he’s too nervous to actually do it in public. he needs to keep his library reputation up

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- he can go on his daily life with no sleep for a week, he somehow has a lot of stamina. once he puts his mind to it, there’s not stopping him (unless you somehow knock him out)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- what are toys?

- he has no idea what those are. he’s read it in books but since he doesn’t like using computers/internet he probably never searched it up since it has nothing to do with history.

- if you ever use a toy on him, he will be stunned and exhausted afterwards. like fully blown away. (he journals on where to buy toys so he can buy and try it on you or himself later)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- bro does not like teasing. he would try but would end up being embarrassed before he could even speak. just a little flustered owl boy

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- pretty quiet but he groans a lot. when reaching his peak, he ends up mumbling incoherent words under his breath, trying to use one hand to cover his mouth. “haa- so- ngh good… haa-haaah- mmmphhf mmm-mmhm.”

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- at least wants to be pegged once in his life. he’s a switch definitely no matter what gender you are.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- 6.4 inches, curving up. lanky, not really thick but the length makes up for it. reddish at the tip.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- moderate. like maybe once or twice a week in his opinion. he mostly just doesn’t have the time for a full session, more like quickes daily ish.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- you’d think he’d be sleepy during the deed but nope. he focuses during trials and talking about history which is important to him. this is definitely important.

- but back on topic, he’ll fall asleep immediately, even if he doesn’t want to. his body just shuts down, and honestly that’s a good thing. he needs sleep.

`mika-sob

[chell-min]

hc that wenona has a really adorable laugh

[jesterable]

ok so i played the game, immediately blacked out after chapter 1, and woke up and this was on my screen

[trashrat420]

I made more !! Wave 3 is here chat

I hope people like these cause p:eg has been my favorite fangan since I first played the prologue, which means as long as I can come up with ideas I’m gonna be making a bunch of these

And yes, I am reusing some from my drdt meme dumps, don’t fucking come for me

[pearlv1ne]

My man really hit us with the "urm, actually🤓👆"

[fabesblueberries]

[evesedenramblings]

Getting into Project: Eden’s Garden is funny because the protagonist hates pretty much everyone but also has undeniable chemistry with all of them. Wolfgang? His narratively opposite antagonist with that underlying appeal of “if we weren’t on opposing sides, we could be a power duo” due to their similar talents. Diana? An even more narratively opposite antagonist that he canonically has a soft spot for because she showed him kindness. Eva? The only person he trusted and he said she looked good when she smiled, and just internally gushed about in general.

You think that’s it?? Nope, not even the side characters are safe. Kai? The unexpected option who he becomes roommates with, and who he SHARES THE BED WITH and just so happens to oversleep for the first time in the game when they do?? Desmond, who Damon is so uncharacteristically flustered around it’s not even funny- I don’t think I’ve ever seen Damon give out so many casual compliments about someone.

Genuinely you could make a legit case for almost every student in this game to romance Damon and I’d just be like yeah bro cheers I see it good on ya.

[susie-dreemurr]

What did Wolfgang do, bro? 😭😭😭😭

[chocolatebassrecipe]

[sunflower-candyy]

some silly edens garden meme thingies i made (spoiler one under cut) 🙏

for mark’s username just pretend that jett forced him to do it because i couldn’t come up with anything else 😭

[sunlit-snowfall]

[chishnfips87]

Diana moment

(Eden's Garden ch1 spoilers)

[chell-min]

the first christmas party of many, hopefully

[ribs02]

[trashrat420]

And now presenting wave 2 of project Eden’s garden memes!

Still with no spoilers, I’m in denial chat, my fave got offed and I’m very upset about it if you couldn’t tell..

Now Wenona and Ingrid are here!! Still no Eloise, idk man I don’t have any shy and scared memes stocked up quite yet, I’ll get her eventually chat

[dav-suburbiia]

VERY MILD P:EG CHAPTER 1 SPRITE SPOILERS

just some text posts or whatever