#wilderfive

[salmonseagull]

I made a cover for wilderfive!!

(For a challenge @kaypanda created on the discord)

Version without text:

I’m so proud of this like I think it looks so cool :D

It took forever, i started it like 3 months ago. I took a really long break in between and I didn’t think I’d ever actually finish it lol

[littleuda]

So hyped for the Jungle, I have been waiting for it forever !!! Can’t wait for the cover (praying Yasha is on it)

[fey-fanofamanysorts]

major spoilers for TNC:

I’ve been thinking about how much Barclay’s wild lore would impact WilderFive cuz it’s still an ever present threat and I’m pretty sure he will use it or well, be forced to do so when fighting or trying to save someone.

Just imagine the angst that will ensue :0

Okay, this is a bit of a long shot but what if for some reason, he uses wild lore then it gets out of control, forcing him to come to the decision to ask Audrian to give him tips to control it, to be a sort of-apprentice, if you may, just to learn how to control his lore. I mean, he’ll probably be like: NO WAY at first but as time goes by, he might just do so… Also considering that they’re keeping his wild lore a secret with only Kadia and some other ppl who know about it, they’re most likely not gonna be of any help for understanding the lore. And this might just force Barclay to come to Audrian for help…

The angsttt—

[kaypanda]

Manifesting that wilderfive has the wildergays (barsha)

[wilderlore-stuff]

Wilderlore incorrect quotes every day until wilderfive (day 3)

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Cyril: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Viola: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Audrian: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Yasha: I handle our accounting.

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Yasha: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Barclay: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Viola: Tadg! Runa got that thing on the control panel working!

Tadg: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.

Viola: Yeah!

Tadg: Any idea what it does?

Viola: Not a clue.

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Cyril: What do you do for a living?

Audrian: I exist against my will.

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Cecily: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Yasha: These are handcuffs.

Cecily: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Yasha: Well please don’t let Audrian do anything stupid…

Viola: Stupid by my standards or yours?

Yasha: ...

Yasha: Stupid by my mother’s standards.

Viola: Smart. Audrian will live longer.

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Yasha: If I say yes am I joining a cult?

Audrian: Possibly.

Yasha: I’m in.

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Audrian: Cecily and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Viola: What did you do?

Audrian: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Cecily: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Audrian: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Cyril: 420?

Audrian: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Runa: 69.

Audrian: Yeah it was 69.

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Barclay, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

[weepingwitchkingdom]

Wilderlore Incorrect Quotes Every Day Until Wilderfive (Day 7)

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Yasha: Barclay, those tarot card readers know what they're doing! Think of Audrian, they're so smart!

Barclay: Those are suggestions! They're not-

Yasha: Audrian knew things, Audrian knew things!

Barclay: I don't think tarot cards told them that, though! I think if you just shotgun blast things into the air, saying you think you know things, then you're bound to hit one of them!

Yasha: I don't like thinking about it like that. They're just brilliant.

Barclay: Well, they are brilliant! But-

Yasha: And they saw into the future, and they're basically a god.

Barclay: ...

Barclay: They aren't.

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Audrian: Runa, I screwed up, big time.

Runa: Audrian, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Cyril: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Audrian: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Cyril: Audrian, those are omelettes.

Audrian: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Cyril: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Cecily: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

[mizar113]

[salmonseagull]

AHHHH ALREADY??!!!??

[wilderlore-stuff]

Wilderlore incorrect quotes every day until wilderfive (day 5)

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Barclay, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

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Tadg: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Tadg.

Cyril: But you're Tadg.

Tadg: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

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Cecily, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

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Audrian: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Yasha: That is not something you actually have installed.

Audrian: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

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Tadg: *slams books down in front of Barclay*

Tadg: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Barclay: You could of said literally anything else.

Tadg: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Barclay: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Yasha: Is something burning?

Tadg: My burning love for you of course!

Yasha: …

Tadg: …

Tadg: And the kitchen is on fire…

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Yasha: Audrian just insisted Barclay and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Yasha: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Yasha, to The Squad: None of you know what propaganda is, do you?

Runa: I think it’s when a British person takes a good look at something.

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Cyril: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Runa: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Barclay, looking over Tadg’s shoulder: You can draw?

Tadg, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

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Cyril: How late were you up last night?

Cecily & Barclay, in tandem: Me?

Cyril: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Cyril, to Tadg: You.

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Runa, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

[wilderlore-stuff]

Wilderlore incorrect quotes every day until wilderfive (day 4)

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Audrian: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

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Cyril: Can you pass the salt?

Tadg: Can you pass away?

Cyril: Too much salt.

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Viola: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?

Cecily: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Viola: THE WHO?

Cecily: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

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Tadg: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you.

Yasha, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?

Tadg: Nope!

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Barclay: Oh Tadg, we have a visitor!

Tadg: Don't tell me it's Cyril.

Barclay: It's Cyril.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Cyril: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Cyril: Oh god, you have Hasu

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Cyril, to Audrian: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Runa: *starts cackling*

Cyril: I do!

Runa: *laughs harder*

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Yasha: I'm having problems with a guy...

Audrian: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Tadg: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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Audrian: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!

Runa: Hey- what are you doing-?

Audrian, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

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Yasha, to Audrian: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

[fey-fanofamanysorts]

possible SUPER slight TWT spoiler

today (may 21) is canonically Barclay’s birthday.

so uhh… Happy Birthday Barclay?

With that said, I wonder if he’ll already be 15 at the start of WilderFive or maybe it’ll be like in TWT where he gets his bday in the middle of the book.

Only time will tell 🫡

[wilderlore-stuff]

Wilderlore incorrect quotes every day until wilderfive (day 6)

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*Shazi and Viola are texting*

Shazi: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Viola: I got spring water.

Shazi: NO!

Viola: With EXTRA minerals!

Viola: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Shazi: DON’T COME HOME!

Viola: Mmmmmm, cave water.

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Runa: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!

Cyril: You should say something else.

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Runa: Tadg said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Cyril is third. They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open.

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Cyril: Okay, help me, please!

Tadg: Got two words for you.

Cyril: I bet they won't be helpful.

Tadg: Your problem.

Cyril: I was right.

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Viola: Are you mad?

Shazi: No.

Viola: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Cyril: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Audrian: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Cyril:

Audrian: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Yasha: Do you even have a plan?

Audrian: This is the plan! I break you out, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win!

Yasha: Oh, of course, the old “something something something we win”. That’s a terrible plan!

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Hasu: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Shazi: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Yasha: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Cecily: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Cyril: Do you guys hear something?

Runa: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

[wilderlore-stuff]

Wilderlore incorrect quotes every day until wilderfive (day 2)

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Audrian: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Audrian: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

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Cecily: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Yasha: I only like dark humor.

Cecily, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Yasha:

Cecily: An IMPASTA!

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Audrian: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

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Tadg: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Runa made me get tested.

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Barclay: Cecily just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

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Audrian: You’re too later, Superdorks! You'll never stop me now!

Runa: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:

Cecily: Friendship!

Cyril: Harmony!

Tadg: Incredible violence.

Runa: And love!

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Audrian: Hey Hasu, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?

Yasha: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"

Audrian: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.

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Shazi: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.

Yasha: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:

Yasha: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Cyril: Does everyone know their job for today?

Hasu: Water the flowers.

Shazi: Vacuum the carpet.

Barclay: Wash the dishes.

Cecily: Pretend to be a wolverine.

Cyril: Close enough.

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Cyril: Barclay, I know you love Yasha. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

Cyril: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.

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Yasha: I could kill you if I wanted.

Barclay: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

[wilderlore-stuff]

Wilderlore incorrect quotes every day until wilderfive (day 1 of many)

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Yasha: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Shazi: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Cyril, turning to Shazi: Not a "bruh moment".

Cyril: We call that a traumatic experience.

Cyril, turning to Hasu: Not "sadge".

Cyril, turning to Cecily: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Audrian: I'm never having a debate with Cecily again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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Cyril: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Shazi: ... Your what?

Cyril: My friends.

Viola: Are they saying “friends”?

Audrian: I think they're being sarcastic.

Runa: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Cyril! All of your friends are in this room.

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Yasha: A-are you sure this is safe?!

Audrian: Oh, quit being such a baby. It’s perfectly safe! …For me!

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Cyril: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?

Audrian: …Should I not have?

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Cyril: A sprite is anything not static.

Audrian: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Runa: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Runa: You god damn geekass bastards.

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Runa: Guys where did Cecily go?

Cyril: They got arrested.

Runa: How the hell-

Cecily: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Yasha: How stupid do you think I am?!

Tadg: You really want an honest answer to that?

[fey-fanofamanysorts]

TNC fanart

SPOILER WARNING FOR TNC: (don’t read more if you don’t want spoilers)

Ethel Zader! Her beast is scary 😯

I’m really happy that characters like Ethel, Zenzi and others from previous books make a return cause they are fun to be with

With that being said, I cannot wait another year yet again for Wilderfive to come out. It’s too long 😭😭

So uh.. does anyone have any book recs similar to Wilderlore, in a way? I need something to read while waiting haha

[fey-fanofamanysorts]

TNC just came out this March 5, and I practically already need WilderFive help—

TNC spoilers below

I wonder if they’ll go to the Jungle. Oh yeah, and also about Barclay’s wild lore. I believe it’s gonna cause a LOT of more potential angst next book and I dunno if I’ll be ready for it 🫡

And I need more Yasha LOL. More interactions of Barsha PLEASEE

Back to Bark’s wild lore, I wonder what made him actually be able to use it cause it just seems to be only controllable by him and Audrian. It’s just so interestingg

Again, I need more Wilderlore Content LOL