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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

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The Batkids have the same twenty dollar bill that has been going around for like 16 years straight or something - beginning with Jason and Dick

The story goes:

Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word

Dick: Deal.

Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*

Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*

Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*

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A few weeks later it’s

Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing

(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)

Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it

Dick: *jumps and lands it*

Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*

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This goes on between them for years - up until you know what

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Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row

Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch

Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*

Dick:

Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*

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(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)

Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number

Tim: okay

Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*

Tim: *handing over the 20*

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Cass:

Steph: oh you’re fucking on

Cass:

Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*

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Cass:

Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet

Damian: *wins*

Cass: >:(

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Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father

Duke: Hell yeah

Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*

Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE

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By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats

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It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day

Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry

Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013

Jason: Watch me

Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*

Jason: Wait for it…

Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*

Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*

Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years

Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family

Jason:

Jason: *definitely not crying*

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Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon

The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”

“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”

“I know but this one is special-“

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pls meet Dr Sky Shadow

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Valentine's Day Fanart Update (Day 26)

I'm done with the Barsha fanart, now I'm working on Fanart #2.

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𖦹₊ ⊹ Hot girls have hobbies: what you should try out according to your favourite internet aesthetic

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Dark academia, light academia, it girl, gloomy coquette, angelcore, cleancore, cryptidcore, indie, 2020 alt, cottagecore

Dark academia

Infinite options. My favourites:

Playing cards: Solitaire, Trefoil, Captive Queens

Historical fiction: writing and reading

Archery or axe-throwing

Studying philosophy

Light academia

The evil twin of dark academia.

Flower arrangement

Lacrosse, badminton or tennis

Classical piano

Studying specialist medicine: Ophthalmology, Nephrology, etc.

Gloomy coquette

Rusty axes, pink silk bows and photochemical smog.

Studying animal anatomy, e.g. birds, bats and deer

Getting lost on evening-gone-night walks, soft classical music playing in your earphones

Sewing, mending clothes

Amigurumi dolls

It girl/that girl

Congrats! You've started on the road of self-improvement.

Pilates, naturally (Alternatively yoga or home workouts)

Self-education on finances

Tea-making

Beauty theory

High fashion

Indie

Not for the epileptic.

Classical guitar

Finger painting

Portrait photography

DIY crafts

Dreamcore/Weirdcore (We're getting into core territory)

For those who hate the frontrooms.

Retro gaming

Studying nuclear physics / particle physics / quantum physics

Urban exploring

Abstract / performance art

Angelcore

You let the stained-glass windows get to you.

Study of biblical angels (Unsurprisingly) (Nevertheless extremely interesting)

Collecting perfume

Glass painting

Choir, or orchestra

Cleancore

Please, don't bath more than twice a day.

Swimming or diving, aqua-therapy

Keeping an aquarium, going on aquarium dates

Studying sensory neurology

ASMR art

Cottagecore

You don't hate the city life, the city life hates you.

Keeping a greenhouse, terrarium

Foraging (May be at your local farmer's market or organic grocery store), cooking with foraged items

Cross-stitch embroidery

Resin art

2020 alt

Kandi

Cosplay, creating costumes / props

Making TV heads

Clothing upcycling / modification / DIY

Star flesh / Cryptidcore

Ghost hunting

Starting a paranormal club

Studying your local folklore

Animal shelter volunteering

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Tiny little sneak peek at the Barsha fan art that I'm doing for Valentine's Day (Day 25)

This isn't the only fanart I'm doing for Valentine's Day, but it's the only one I've started on at the moment.

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Part 2!

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Amanda Foody AMA on instagram!!

Part 1:

I’ll post again when she answers more questions :)

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Incorrect Quotes (Day 24)

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Barclay: Can you keep a secret? Runa: Do you know anything about my life? Barclay: No, I don't. Good point.

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Runa: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Leopold: What’s updog? Runa: Audrian! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Tadg: Seriously, Runa, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Runa: That’s not important Cyril: I DISAGREE.

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Cyril, about Audrian: I like them, they have that, what do you call it? Leopold: Cold-blooded ruthlessness? Cyril: No, that’s not it. Cyril: Ah, a knife, they have a knife.

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Audrian: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Cyril: Remember, if you die in the simulation— Tadg: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life. Cyril: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! What is WRONG with you?!

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Cyril: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Runa: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Tim is typing furiously at his laptop when Damian walks in, holding a katana.

Damian: Drake, do you know what time it is?

Tim: not looking up Uh, noon?

Damian: Wrong. It’s time for you to perish.

Tim: still typing Can it wait until I finish this report for Bruce?

Damian: pauses …Very well. But know that your doom is imminent.

Five minutes later, Damian returns with snacks and silently places them next to Tim.

Tim: smirks Thanks for the snacks, future executioner.

Damian: huffs I refuse to let you die of starvation before I defeat you.

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Some Picrews I did (Day 23?)

I made Audrian into a rat

Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1609462

Hasu because I rarely find picrews with her body type

Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/86774/complete?cd=ZzlV29au5G

Barclay

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2346888/complete?cd=eouqn0gkWB

Codric

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2486932/complete?cd=JiO0PetYWv

Adult Tadg

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/21969

Viola

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1519418