#wilddddd

[unhinged-nymph]

rhett and link reading thirst tweets:

link calling a male cat sexy

smoosh

"I encourage you to continue to thirst for me" no worries

link's blue eyes

link barking for rhett

the splash

link looking intensely at rhett's shirt buttons

them making link read the tweets about rhett lol

link getting kinky

thinking about link watering my garden

link's lil chuckle at "closeted bi dude"

"well we are married" "yeah... but not to each other"

"bi means he wants to fuck both of us at the same time".... ok

"you came along for the ride with this one... literally" oh ok so link's riding d-

taking a moment to point out how much they have to either a) be looking deep into each other's eyes or b) be touching, in multiple places preferably

slowly. lick. under. taint.

"oh I'm not concerned" "well I think there should be at least a day to separate us... I don't want to taste you" why'd he have to say it like that

"this is a pitch; it's one of our writers" lmaooo

"one day we might kiss" every time they bring this up they get more and more positive about it lol

"you're gonna cum where?" rhett pls

"I didn't know what this was... until we did it" talking about eiffel towering is crazyyy

link thinking rhett just wanted to hold him up and hold hands while they simultaneously fucked a bush "oh yeah that's a good idea, it'll make it easier for us to copulate with this bush" ok

"you need to watch more porn" "well you need to kiss my ass" mhm

"have we done that?" lmaooo like yes? several times actually

and then rhett talking about making jessie squirt?/watersports???? hello

"I'm at my sexual peak, I'll add that."

"so is what you're saying is that your pussy eating skills are only going to improve from here?" "yeah." "and my dick's only gonna get sloppier" "yeah yeah"

taking a moment to just say... THEY ARE FLIRTING

and just blushing so much lol

link reminding everyone that he's an exhibitionist by talking about letting his dogs out at the airport

them inviting us to cum in their wonderhole......

wow

[saetoru]

one time i went to a friends apartment to hangout and they’ve always been rly wealthy growing up but i never rly realized how wealthy until they started the washing machine for ONE hoodie bc they wanted to wear it and it was dirty and i was like 😧

[sapphic-squid]

WAIT WYNONNA NEXT WEEK OMG

[feyhunter78]

Do you even know who or what Arnas is from? Or do you just think he's hot so you choose him as a Cregan fancast?

Lol I didn’t choose him, the book fandom chose him longggg ago, along with like two other dudes

Check your facts before you try and come in my inbox again 😘

[hwajin]

hearing parents talk about politics sounds like a bad sitcom

[petrichorium]

I had a dream abt tanghulu last night and I JUST FUCKING REMEMBERED IT WHAT

[channelrat]

remembered this exists

[space-kociieeee]

What’s an uncut d^ck for if I can’t live in his foreskin💀🚶🏽‍♀️💔

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

bruh how tf am i supposed to get invested in strictly this year when there are no same gender partnerships #homeofphobia

[amrcnnightmre]

this match was SO …

[thewierdbookworm]

Y’all this is wild, I swear sometimes I forget I’m a whole woman 😂😂

[ihateutahboys]

so cold and high in my high school classroom again

[sapphic-squid]

One of the wildest things about glee to me is these people are professional singers and what not but since they’re just playing a high school drama they have to pretend like they’re not. Like sir that is Tony Award winner Alex Newell but no in universe that’s just another mediocre high school student

[rosiegames]

first time back on sims since May 👀

[cryjesus666]

Bro this week in school was a fever dream

Someone had a cardiac arrest

I was stuck in a concrete room for like 7 hours straight yesterday

30 different people had panic attacks

I had a seizure in front of the dick of a guidance councilor and traumatized my principal again

And all of the school lunch this week was poisoned

Im so confused on what life is

[omgeto]

I remember that fic and I was excited to see how it played out but wasn't meant to be, I suppose - genius anon

omg genius anon you’ve made it over to my new blog heyy how r u