#wild neet night

[sashiavi]

Kent ramble incoming ehehe.. gonna be dumping all my nasty old man ideas onto you and neet cause i love how u two write him <33 (if that’s all right, that is)

But ive been thinking ab the farmer going to a free use/glory hole & Kent following her.. she’s trying to get her feelings for Kent out of her system with an anonymous fuck but she ends up getting used by him without her even realizing. He ends up giving himself away while they fuck and he makes sure she can’t do anything but take it while he admonishes her for even thinking about going to anyone else- nobody will be able to fuck her like he can ( ˋ⁻̫ˊ) Ψ

@neetily we're being fed •///• and now my brain has been sparked, whoops, I wrote smth..

Need Kent to dump his cu

Longing for Kent at the Glory Holes</3

Warnings: age gap, implied infidelity, glory holes, cum.. like a lot of it... piv, fingering, cunilingus, daddy talk, choking, general sashiavi nastiness yk how it is

Word Count - 2k

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You knew you were wrong for it. Watching the older man from across the bar, late nights at the saloon, knowing better that you shouldn't- You couldn't! You cannot be thinking about him like this.

Not when you're best friends with his son, always around the house, coming out of Sam’s room for a glass of water when you know Kent would be lounged on the couch - Just to give him a little, nervous wave. It was wrong.. skittering around his home with his family around, catching a greedy glimpse of him any time you could, eyes flicking to him at the dining table after his own wife had invited you to stay for supper.

You shouldn't eye him up like that at the luau, eyes locked on to the heavy drag of his boardshorts, weighted down with the drippings of ocean water. Just below his tummy, soft with age and fit with his lifestyle, happy trail moist and tacky against his skin as it disappears into his bottoms. The fabric runs taught on his hipbones, deliciously low before the show is over and he pulls them up with a hook of his thick finger.

You're embarrassing yourself - Wearing pretty outfits in his presence, that ditzy demeanour truly born up from the bubble of anxiety swirling in your tummy from just being around him! So nervous and stuttery, dolly eyes flicking up to Kent's hardened gaze.. Of course it works, of course he starts cracking, falling for a sweet cutie like you.

But you don't know that- So lost in your worrying, dreamy and sweetly moaning into your knuckles as your cunt squelches around your fingers, milky and gushy insides making a mess on your fingers. Crying for him, mewling out his name unapologetically as you carefully sink yourself down on your new dildo - Silky and velvet silicone, fat in width, kissing yours insides while your vibrator buzzes aggressively against your pert clit in an attempt to soothe the wild stretch.

But soon that's not enough, is it? Such fantasies carried out all alone? You needed more, but you couldn't have him... Right?

You couldn't fool around in town either - Whispers would carry faster than the wind. You needed an out.

The Calico Desert was far enough.. An elusive Casino stands with an underground secret, Red Rooms for pleasure, anonymous glory holes for those who just needed a release with no strings attached. A perfect place for your fantasies, with real partners to play with!

Especially your new mystery man..

With his weighty cock poking through the cut out hole in the wall, struggling to stand tall with the sheer thickness of it, bobbing with arousal. It was pulsey, a thick vein running up the undershaft giving a flex as blood rushed to the rosy pink tip oozing up droplets of milky pre cum, practically dripping like drool, Yoba, it was as if it was crying for you.

He was thick, girth making irony saliva pool under your tongue, swallowing proving pointless at the sight of this cock - Picture perfect for your fantasy, a thick brush of hair on his base and balls, sack hanging heavy surely filled with plenty of thick, ropey cum. Scent the perfect musk, it felt manly- One of the traits that drew you to liking Kent in the first place!

Not like the people you hung out with, those younger males that could be the picture perfect partner for you, save for just how unsure they were about everything. Or those other Bachelors.. A little older and still just as lost- Kent had a bout of maturity attached to him, life seemingly plenty figured out, stable.. And yet you wanted to break it down.

Any guilt that dared to ping in your chest didn't last long. Not with the crane of your partner's hips, forcing the head of his cock to press a wet kiss to your cheek. If only he could see the hearts in your eyes, the dribble of spit that slipped from your tongue as you licked your lips

Soon, his length was down your throat, fat and chubby tip gagging up a sweet gurlgy moan, spitty and slick from your lips, wrapped around his thick length. He played rough with you, a heavy hand coming through the hole opening, thick fingers twirling into your hair for a better grip. Forcing your throat to be a personal toy, a rough face fucking you could only dream about.

You jaw aches, stingy with the stretch of this stranger's girth, tongue sore from rough use- Your eyes roll, bleary and pooled with fat tears, looking up all crossyee at nothing, pretending you were locking eyes with the Military Man that had tugged on your heart. Soft hazels surely hardens with a scrunch of his brow, nose crinkled in hot pleasure.. You blink your tears, letting them roll down your cock filled cheeks.

Your pussy drools, pooling behind the sheeny fabric of your panties, sticky to the touch of your fingers as you rub, easily bleeding through the fabric. Your mind chants his name, over and over like a mantra, 'Kent, Kent, Kent~!' Throwing in dirty-sweet petnames into the mix, Would he let you call him Sir? Mister Military Man so strong and authoritive? Would he groan if you cried out something more? 'Daddy, Daddy! Oh pleaseee Daddy!' Begging on your knees for him, that gentle and sweet family man taking out all those frustrations on your body. You breathe against your mystery man's base, huffy and hyper, desperate to take him all.

It's so much, maybe even too much. The perfect fantasy nearly coming true! Just missing that one main ingredient..

No time to think now though, right? Not when your mystery man groans from behind his gritted teeth, fist tightening in your hair when he busts himself down your throat, a healthy dump of cum squirting rope after rope. It's a wonder you don't choke - more than you already had been - With the thick white paint of his cum load, sputtering from your cheeks with a struggled cough fron yourself. He uses it like lube, hips snapping to fuck himself through it all, long and strong, milking out Every. Last. Drop.

You don't want it to end. Wanna keep the lovely weight of this stranger's cock nestled sweetly on your tongue, wanna pepper Kisses and Kitten licks over his flushed tip, wanna imagine you were pampering your older crush, treating him sweeter than any other could.

Ah but he pulls away, forcing up a pitifully sad whine from your throat, making you swallow thickly, savouring the remnants of that musky milky cum he'd gifted you. You lament in the loss, lips pouted in a little wobble, heart hammering blood to your head, beating with the achy throb of your neglected cunt.

The hand in your hair moves to your cheek, cupped warm, skin rough, a calloused thumb tracing over your swollen, cum stained lips.

"S' your turn. Yeah?" His voice was deep. Rasped and rough with a twinge of an accent, hearty and southern, tainted with a touch of age. Yoba your heart flutters- This was too good to be true!

You dare to peek, watery, doe eyes looking up at this man woth a doll-like look, seeing the outline of his features in the dim light - God your chest pangs, a spike of embarrassment, lust, nervousness, excitement, arousal - His thumb pulls on your bottom lip, dragging the swollen plumpness before he let's it go with a pop.

"S'Get 'outta here." The corner of his mouth barely lifts into a quip of a smirking grin.

"Kent..?" Disbelief gnaws at your tone. He only hums, a short sound of agreeance, kicking his head in the direction of the more intimate rooms with a short lift of his chin.

Ooh he treats you well. Head between your legs, lips smacking at the folds of your pussy, heavy hands planted on your thighs while his battle-worn fingers wrap around, blunt nails digging into your soft and sensitive flesh. He feasts like a starved man, suckling at your supple-sweet wetness, fat lapping licks of his pink tongue, jamming the muscle into your cunt hole before he's back on your clit. You squeal and squeak, fingers tugging at his hair, weaving into desperate fists, grinding your core on his lips and tongue- Yoba he takes it too, works with your movements, following your hips in sweet tandem.

He's rough with your cunt, spitting a fat glob of hot saliva before he laps it up, hazel eyes on you as he does so before they flutter shut with a scrunch of his brow and a shake of his head- Devouring your pussy once again, nose jutting into your clit while his tongue fucks past the ring of your pussy.

You have to be ready for him, yeah? Nice and wet and gushy.. Squirting all over his face before he even thinks about sinking his cock into you.

He makes you lick it off of his lips, tongue cleaning up the mess you left on his chin and cheeks, stealing hot slick and saliva filled kisses in the mix, tongues swirling, catching and suckling against eachother as two deft fingers jam into your waiting cunt.

Your fingers were incomparable to his own, too small to reach into the depths of your sweetness, too weak to curl and finger bang the fuck out of your poor pussy, squelchy and wet despite the messy squirt of your orgasm.

"Eyes on me, Darl'.." Kent orders, voice softer than his actions. Your lips part, jaw dropped in hot pleasure, eyes going into a blurred fuzz, his features disappearing as his fingers curl and curl and curl- Until you're left empty, gasping as fingers smack lovingly on your sticky clit, spiky pain and pleasure jutting up your body.

You're not empty for long though, easily plugged up with the thickness of Kent's cock, slowly sinking into your prepped up pussy just like you always imagined with your silly silicone toy. He kisses you through it, the whines and wobbly frown, a hand coming to rest a supple squeeze on your throat, hushing you as he bottoms out.

"S'okay Darlin'.." He coos roughly, hips beginning to hump a pace, rolling grinds against your public mound. "S'What you wanted, right Dolly? Yeahhh? Pretty lil' fuck doll aren'tcha? Thaaaats right.." All coos and sweet words despite the mean squeeze of his palm on your throat and the quick snapping of his hips.

Yoba, he mounts you. Hooking his free palm under your leg, knee to ear while he pounds at your pussy. Plap, plap, plap, skin on skin, wet and slick from the thin sheen of sweat that dared to wash over your skin and the gush of fluids from your supple cunt.

This was it- this was everything you had ever imagined, your perfectly lewd fantasy finally coming to fruition, taking the Kent's thick married cock, lovingly squeezing at his girth, hearts in your eyes as you choke a choppy babble past the tenseness of his hand on your throat; "Wa..nt need- Lov- Y..ou... please- Da..ddy...~"

It's enough to have Kent groaning deep, once fast fucking hips favouring a hard Roll. Slow. Mean. Snapping. Thrusts. Breath huffed in time with his hips, teeth grit as he speaks.

"Tryana' be my Baby? Hmmm?? Daddy's. Sweet. Lil'. Girl?" Words punctuated with his thrusts, pudgy tip kissing your insides with every snap. It seems to have triggered something in him, hazel eyes blown up, pupils dilated big and black, sweat dripping from his brow. "Daddy's sweet n'- Fuck.. His pretty Dolly, yeah??" You nod, strained against the hand on your throat, his fingers guaring your jaw, movement limited, the most pathetic and eager little nod he'd ever seen.

His hand comes off, planting under your other knee and you're manhandled into a dirty mating press, cock drilling into your poor pussy from above.

You knew you were wrong for it. And you're sure he knows it too. But Yoba be dammed if you ever go back to pitiful, longing looks from across the bar after this.

[thetriforcetriohouse]

Zant and Ghirahim's house

They live under the same roof and met through a Craigslist ad. Ghirahim owns the house, Zant is renting a room.

Both are Ganondorf's sugar babies. Ganondorf is desperately trying to keep that fact secret, and so far he's succeeding; neither Zant nor Ghirahim knows the other is also his sugar baby.

Zant:

Total NEET. His curtains are always closed and his lights are always off. Fortunately for Ghirahim, Zant almost never leaves his room.

Instead of his armor and helmet, Zant wears a massively oversized hoodie with the chameleon head design on the hood. When he gets embarrassed or nervous, he tugs the hood closed over his face.

His computer setup is wild. He has a custom PC and four monitors, one of which is always showing some illicit activity.

Avid 4channer. He spends most of his time on various imageboards, and is absolutely vicious.

Total weeb. His walls are covered in anime posters and his shelves are full of anime figurines.

Hardcore gamer. His mic is always on even when he doesn't talk. He audibly breathes into it.

It's easy to make him rage; there are some very famous clips of him getting angry at whatever game he's playing and screaming while he argues with people in the chat. However, anyone who's even just including those clips in a bigger compilation gets doxxed.

He's That One Regular in the VTuber's chat who sends weird messages and is a headache to deal with every single time. He throws a massive fit if he gets banned from the chat.

Into cryptocurrency. Unlike Tingle's pathetic attempts to shill every cryptocoin he comes across, Zant is smart about the ones he chooses to invest in.

No job, and yet somehow, Zant always has money for rent. No one knows how he gets it, but he always has enough money for his own snacks, stupid weeb/gamer bullshit, donations to Vtubers/streamers, and the massive number of concerning art commissions featuring himself and real life people.

Ganondorf's sugar baby. Has a collection of cat ears he wears just for Ganondorf. Refuses to believe Ganondorf would 'cheat' on him.

Stalking both Ganondorf and another girl named Sonata. He's gotten snippets of their voices, using both to train AI models and program utauloids he can make say "I love you."

The only reasons Zant hasn't kidnapped Sonata are 1. Ghirahim wouldn't appreciate it, and 2. He's been repeatedly threatened by a scary outdoorswoman that if he keeps up his bullshit she's going to break him in half.

Ghirahim:

An obscenely popular beauty vlogger. His makeup is always on point, and the views on each of his videos are in the millions.

Has his own brand of beauty products. They're not as bad as you'd think, but not as good as the price he sells them for.

Fashionista. Designs and sews his own clothes and is trying to get his own clothing brand off the ground.

Controversial as shit. He doesn't do racism or sexpestery, he's just incredibly unpleasant to work with or be around. There are multiple apology videos on his channel where he cries prettily and his mascara drips down his face the right way.

Ganondorf's sugar baby. Unlike Zant, he knows the relationship is purely transactional--that's what he signed up for. He still can't help the little twinge of jealousy whenever he sees or hears about Lyric as Ganondorf's 'real' partner, though.

Has a discord kitten. Her name is Aria, and she's Lyric's roommate. The things they've been roleplaying in their discord DMs for the past four years would send anybody to therapy--both of them are total freaks.

His house is an extravagant mansion. He's shown it off on camera more than once.

Acts like he's above internet discourse, but he and Zant are both on the messageboards late at night roasting people to fucking char.

Not a sword spirit in this iteration.

A phenomenal singer, but doesn't showcase his talent for anyone other than the people he cares about. So, not his youtube channel.

Has pestered Zant more than once about collabing with him, but Zant adamantly refuses to have his face on camera.

[catindabag]

Some extra “facts” and interesting weird info about a certain self proclaimed tiger lady house cat in my TBOSAS on Crack!AU.

One of my great THG buddies was asking about Tigris Snow and her weird cheese addiction. So I just had to write some things down before I write my next short take.

Tigris Snow is extremely addicted to cheese. She’s a certified cheese addict and “cheese thief” since the day she and her little cousin (Coryo) lost their marbles after the war ended.🧀

No one knows why, but little Tigris Snow claimed that the “cheese fairies” came to her in a dream one day and saved her and her little cousin from death and starvation.

Don’t worry. Crazy Coryo Snow doesn’t mind that his poor cousin is addicted to cheese and believes in some “mythical” cheese fairies. He has his own addictions (cabbages) and problems (Highbottom & Dr. Gaul) to worry about.

In truth, Coryo’s “mythical” cabbage deities and lima bean elves commanded him to ignore the “calling of the cheese” in order to stay pretty for his sugar daddy (Sejanus).

At least both of them inherited their family’s rare ability to bargain with wild animals. They can even converse with “sacred” rabid raccoons, poisonous snakes, and wild squirrels without getting attacked.

Meanwhile, the Creeds can talk to sewer rats and fat chinchillas for some reason.

And the Ravinstills have a rare ability to command an army of Bichon Frisé puppies to do their dirty jobs for them.

Sadly, Tigris was recently fired by Fabricia Whatnot for secretly stealing and eating expensive cheese cubes and cheddar chicken sandwiches all day.

She said that her cheese fairies made her do it. A food sacrifice must be made before the “hour of the owl” in order to satisfy the ancient cheese deities of the “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s) who once ruled Panem (America) even before it existed.

Moreover, our sweet tiger was actually sewing and hiding little cheese cubes inside some of the dresses on accident purpose without Fabricia noticing. Her co-workers didn’t even know about the cheese cubes until some unfortunate lady complained about the smell.😔

That’s why our dear Tigris Snow is currently unemployed and living her best happy-go-lucky “house cat” life in Corso.

But crazy unemployed Nero Price is her worst nightmare. He’s a self proclaimed werewolf who howls at the moon all night.

She’s a poor skinny cat and Price is a crazy werewolf who runs around the city (like a wild dog) looking for rabid raccoons and Peacekeepers to fight. So it’s better for the tiger to stay home with the Grandma’am.

At least her little cousin (Coryo) buys her the best cheese tarts and sugar sticks after school (using his rich sugar daddy’s money of course).

So yeah. Tigris Snow is now the NEET (not in education, employment or training) Cat Queen in this weird universe.

However, the Grandma’am doesn’t mind. She already has big plans with old Strabo Plinth to rule Panem from the shadows after Coryo marries into the Plinth family and their fortune.

And yes, our poor malnourish looking Cabbage Boy (Coryo) is actually the real breadwinner of the family.

Coryo marrying his long time sugar daddy boyfriend (Sejanus) was the best decision he and his family ever made.🥰

At least love-struck Sejanus Plinth was willing to pay for his poor sugar baby’s bills, rent, and groceries.

So after Coryo and Seji Pie got married and had their 24 (and more) babies, crazy cat auntie Tigris decided to finally settle down and became an official cheese merchant in Corso.

She (now) even has the time to talk to her mythical cheese fairy friends without being interrupted by evil Fabricia Whatnot.

She, along with Ma Plinth also like to spend old Strabo Plinth’s filthy money on the sweetest cheesecakes and weird looking clothing hangers every weekend.

Unfortunately, Ma Plinth is the only sane person who believes in Tigris Snow’s little cheese fairy friends.

Ma even joined Tigris Snow’s little secret organization called ✨The Cult of The Golden Arches✨. But to be fair, crazy Palmyra Monty and Festus Creed are the only other official members of her cult.

Too bad. Nobody could see those little cheese fairies except for Tigris and Coryo.

However, poor crazy Coryo likes to ignore his cousin’s mythical “beasts” because he claims that his cabbage deities and lima bean elves don’t want him to bow and worship some weird annoying creatures who divided the old world with their “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s).

Reject the cheese! Bow before the cabbage!

Yeah, I know. The poor Snow cousins are unashamedly crazy and delusional with their cheese fairies, ancient food deities, sacred animals, talking cabbages, and lima bean elves.😂

But don’t be sad. Our crazy cheese tiger is still into fashion and making clothes for her little cousin and his 24 (and more) gorgeous children with Sejanus.

But selling and eating cheese is her true passion and calling (in this life anyway).🧀

[weight-of-the-law]

Intrusive thoughts for Makoto: She just wants to put on some sweat pants and a stained white tank-top, grow her hair out, not even CONSIDER shaving again, and feast like a total fuckin' hog as a useless NEET wife~ Rating her own burps and ass blasts on a 1 to 10 scale would be a fun form of secondary entertainment while gaming, the soon-to-be fatass thinks~~

Now this was... a wild one. Now some of this she had to admit had crossed her mind before. Late nights studying do tend to bring about the thoughts of just giving it all up and being lazy. Giving up shaving and letting her hair go wild, that was still something she was unsure about, but who could deny being doted on?

[i-write-hurt-not-comfort]

please,, sammy……give me yuma asking shu out on a date…I’m dyigb.n…..help……only u can save me

HELLO. i already wrote sth for my college AU so i'm in the mood for that, so here's the first time yuma asked shu on a date, based on their backstory lore outlined in chapter 28 of i will find any way to your wild heart.

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The look on Yuma's face when Kou, Ruki and Azusa point out that Shu definitely has a crush on him must've been priceless, because Yuma has been thinking about it since last night.

Last night, when weeks and weeks of Yuma ranting about how Shu kept following him around (not-so-) discreetly at college and how much he wanted to just talk it out, or how much he appreciated him, or how much Shu's existence made him flustered and annoyed at once... Last night when all of that suddenly got explained as Yuma having a crush.

Yuma had yet to make sense of it himself. He'd never understood Ruki and Kou's urge to meet sexual partners, which both of them seemed to set out on a mission of upon starting college. Instead, Yuma and his asexuality kept to themselves, except for when Shu was constantly around them and Yuma could no longer ignore how cute he was.

Maybe he did have a crush. Maybe he did need to ask Shu out.

"Oi," he calls across the politics classroom, once everybody except Shu has left for lunch. "NEET."

"What do you want?" Shu drawls, placing his books back into his rucksack at an incredibly slow rate.

"Nothin'. I just wanted to talk," Yuma says, clenching a fist. He feels extra confident today. "How come ya never see anyone else 'round class? Don't it get a little lonely?"

"No," Shu mumbles, as he begins packing up his belongings in the hastiest way possible. Quieter, he adds, "I'm better off alone anyway."

Despite the fact the comment wasn't aimed at Yuma, but rather Shu himself, doesn't make it sting any less.

"Is this 'cuz of our history?" Yuma asks. Shu stays silent, and that's effectively his answer. "Dude, I don't give a flyin' fuck what Reiji said back then. I know the rumours in secondary school ain't true."

"... I don't like you like I did back then."

"Hah!" Yuma snorts, "Yah, yer did and ya still do. I can tell it in the eyes, from the way yer lookin' at me all the time."

When Shu opens his mouth to protest, Yuma realises this conversation won't get anywhere without drastic measures.

"Let's go on a date, yeah?" he suggests.

Shu stares at him both in shock and with stars of his eyes. "Where?"

"Let me worry 'bout that," Yuma says, "I just wanna make yer happy."

Just slightly, with a warm blush dusting his cheeks, Shu smiles. And he agrees to the date.

"Okay."

[petrisyaoistash]

U V W X Y Z #

Uchi no Darling Gaikokujin (My Darling is a Foreigner)

Uchi no Ko ni Narinasai (Become My Lover)

Uchi no Tenshi ga Kemono Deshita (My Angel Turned Out to Be a Beast)

Udagawachou de Mattete yo (Wait for Me at Udagawachou)

The Uncharted Kingdom of Oraie

Under My Skin

Unmei no Kisu wa Oazuke

Unmei no Tsugai ga Omae da Nante (I can't Believe You're my Fated Partner!)

Unubore to Lingerie: High Spec Douki no Kimata Itoshikata

Ura Omote no Koiwazurai (Lovesick Hypocrites)

Urisen Boy to Koisuru Onzoushi *so sweet

Usotsuki Na Kimi No Toriko (The lies that a liar like you tells)

Utakata no Uroko (Ephemeral Scale)

Utsukushii Karada (His Beautiful Body) *psychological

Uwasa no Oujisama (The Rumoured Prince)

Vampire and Hunter

Bitter Cigar *prequel to Vanilla Chocolate Cigarette

Vanilla Chocolate Cigarette

Vargoth's Magical Toys

Virgin Pink Scandal *cute

Virgin Star *so adorable

Wanko-kei Buka no Shitsuke Kata (How to Train Your Puppy)

Warui Koto Shitai (I Want to Be Naughty!) *prequel to Mujihi na Otoko (Merciless Man) & spin off of Kare ja Nai Kedo

Warui Ko Demo Ii? (I'm a Bad Kid, but That's Okay Isn't It?) *sequel to Warui Koto Shitai

Warui Koto Bakkashite Gomennasai *sequel to Warui Ko Demo Ii?

Warui Yatsu Demo Ii (Is even a bad boy, good?) *sequel to Warui Koto Bakkashite Gomennasai

Warui Koibito ja Dame? (Can a bad boy be a lover?) *sequel to Warui Yatsu Demo Ii

Welcome to the Intimate Night *short n cute

Welcome to the Yaoi Research Club

Well Done!

Wild Wind *prequel to wild fangs

Wild Fangs *wish it was longer

Wild Rose *sequel to wild fangs

Wish Me Love

The Wizard And The NEET *cute

Wolf Me Up *adorable

Work In/Put In

Yajuu de Hatsukoi (Wild Beast's First Love)

Yanpapa to Tenshi to Ore

Yarashiku Shitsuke Kete Itoshite Ageru (I'll Train You Sexually and Love You)

Yasaotoko to Sadistic (Gentleman and Sadistic)

Yakimochi wa Kitsuneiro

Yakuza wo Shibatte Ii desu ka (May I Bondage the Yakuza?)

Yasashii Anata... (You Who Are Gentle) *sweet

Yasashii Kare to Fukien Kitsune no Renai Jijou

Yasahii Koi ga Sodatsu Made

Yoake ni yamadori (The Mountain Bird Cries at Dawn)

Yoiyami Sugar Cat (Twilight Sugar Cat)

Yokoshima Moobstretch (Stretch Session Obsession) *so cute

Yokubou Sensibility (Desire Sensibility) *hilarious

Yokujou

Yoru no Rakka (The Fall At Night)

You Get Me Going

Yowamushi Danshi, Renai Hajimemasu (A weakling starts to love)

Ore no Kirai na Senpai (The Senpai I Hate) *sequel to Yowamushi Danshi, Renai Hajimemasu (A weakling starts to love)

Yubisaki no Koi (Fingertip Love) *silly n cute

Yukyu Omega

Yumemiru Vampire (Dreaming Vampire)

Yume wo Miru Hima mo Nai (There isn't Even Time To Dream)

Yurei-kun Tsuitemasu (Possessed by a Ghost) *cute

Yuuwaku Recipe (Temptation Recipe)

Zan'nen Datta na, Unmei da! (Too Bad... It's Your Fate!)

Zantei Boyfriend

Zenbu, Omega na Ore no Sei (I'm an Omega and It's All My Fault)

Zombie Hide Sex

100% Love Gage *omg fing adorable

110 Ban wa Uketsukemasen! *cute

17 sai no Hisoyaka na Yokujou (Secret Love of 17 Years Old)

19 Days (manhua)

19 Sai no Porno Endeavor

2ban-me no Alpha

24 Jikan Eigyouchuu (In Love For 24 Hours) *cute

24 Jikan Ochinai Kiss (24-Hour Kiss)

Capture Me With An Expert Kiss *spin off of 24 Jikan Ochinai Kiss

30 Sai Kara no Coming Out (Coming Out at 30)

3-kai Mawatte Suki to Ie (Turn 3 Times and Tell Me You Love Me) *lol reverse psychology

37°C Spirits *step-brothers

4th Guard - Single Mind

50 x 50 *hilarious!

[nflstreetsanimereviews]

VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream Vol. 1 Review

I came across VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream after it was announced it was getting an anime adaptation. I haven’t read any new light novel series in a while, and as a fan of (some) VTubers, I thought this series had the chance to be entertaining, even if it wasn’t that good. That’s what I thought–however, I wasn’t prepared for what I was going to read. Not because of how ‘wild’ or ‘lewd’ it was, but because of how excruciating it was to finish. Excruciating to the point where it seems like it was written by someone who has contempt for VTubers and their fans.

VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream is about Yuki Tanaka, who J-Novel Club (publisher of VTuber Legend) describes as a ‘twenty-year-old former wage slave that now works among her idols’. Those idols, Virtual YouTubers, otherwise known as ‘VTubers’, are streamers who stream themselves doing all sorts of things, such as playing video games, cooking food, or holding a ‘zatsudan’ (which are steams spent talking idly with chat). She gets hired at ‘Live-On’, one of Japan’s top VTuber companies. She streams as ‘Awayuki Kokorone’, a ‘seiso’ (pure and wholesome) VTuber whose debut has not gone as well as she hoped. She only has half the subscribers and CCV (concurrent viewers) as her genmates (VTubers who debuted alongside her). Even worse than that, she still isn’t able to monetize her channel, effectively making her a NEET! Fortunately for her, her luck is about to change!

As the title suggests, Yuki forgets to turn off her stream one night. Not knowing that her stream is still going, and people can hear her, she cracks open a Strong Zero and watches her fellow genmates. Her crude comments (as compared to her normal onstream ‘seiso’ self), combined with how drunk she gets, cause her to go viral overnight! Yuki finds that due to her unintentional stunt, her viewer count has exploded, and she’s gained enough subscribers to now be neck-and-neck with her genmates.

As I stated earlier, I’m a fan of VTubers, which I guess would make me the target audience for the VTuber Legend series (the target audience would technically be ‘Japanese VTuber fans’ in this case, but I digress). It wasn’t a good sign though when my friend, who also regularly watches VTubers, and had already read the first volume of VTuber Legend, replied simply with ‘60’ when I told him I was gonna read this. I thought he might just be being playfully harsh, since it’s fun to do that with light novel series. However, the further I got into VTuber Legend, the more I realized that he was doing it a favor by calling it ‘mid’.

My main issue, and what made me come to the conclusion that VTuber Legend simply doesn’t work as a light novel, is the format of most of its chapters. Whenever Yuki is streaming or collabing with other VTubers, she regularly talks to her chat. I mean, it’s what VTubers do. Hell, it’s what most streamers do. As you might expect, the chat talks back, many-fold. And we have to read that. The chat. You know, the thing that you usually hide while watching a stream?

‘The Chat’, as a character, appears in around two-thirds of the pages, and it is so hard to read. In any case, the amount of lines ‘The Chat’ has in VTuber Legend leads me to believe that the author had ‘The Chat’ feature so much as to fill up space, while having to type nothing but empty words and catchphrases. You know, the usual from streams. One might think you could just skip past and ignore the chat, like one is able to do in real life–but you can’t here. You’d be missing half of the story if you did. And it makes it so painstakingly difficult to read an otherwise simple read.

Another issue, one that is exacerbated by ‘The Chat’ being a main character, is the lack of variety when it comes to jokes. As you would expect, after Yuki’s viral incident, her love of Strong Zero becomes a common punchline. Kinda like how James Bond likes his martinis ‘shaken, not stirred’ and Snoop Dogg’s love of smoking weed ‘every day’. The problem is that Strong Zero isn’t the punchline–it’s the only line. The word ‘StroZero’ appears 249 times in the novel. Two-hundred-and-forty-nine times! For a book that only takes an afternoon to read! The word ‘martini’ is only said 59 times in all of Ian Fleming’s James Bond novels. Fifty-nine times throughout twelve novels (and two short story collections). The lack of depth in Yuki’s character really shows–other than loving Strong Zero and having a shitty job once, we know nothing about her. Otis Cambell, the ‘town drunk’ character in The Andy Griffith Show, had way more depth than Yuki, and he was a side character! Not to mention the jokes and gags around his drunkenness actually had some variety and showed some creativity, not just saying ‘StroZero’ over and over again. 

Reading VTuber Legend is kinda like watching the episode of SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob rips his pants accidentally while weight-lifting, causing everyone around him to laugh in response. For a while, the punchline of him ripping his pants continued to be funny–but over time, fewer and fewer people laugh. It gets to the point where no one finds it funny, and even the pair of pants he’s wearing has enough of it and walks off. For those who already knew what I was talking about when I said ‘SpongeBob’ and ‘ripped pants’, I want you to imagine this: Imagine if the Ripped Pants episode was three hours long instead of eleven minutes, and the joke never got old to anyone. Add the effect of this being a book, something you actively have to pay attention to, and you get to the point where reading VTuber Legend is excruciating, like I said at the top. It’s hard to read to the point where I have a sneaking suspicion that the author wrote this to mock VTubers, or at least for the chat of VTuber streams, considering how repetitive ‘The Chat’ is. I doubt that’s the case though, seeing how many references there are to real-life VTubers in the novel. I’m sure that some of the jokes were lost in translation, but even if I was reading this in Japanese, I would be turned off by how many times ‘ストゼロ’ appears. No alcoholic beverage deserves that much praise, even PBR.

Most of the other ‘funny’ parts of VTuber Legend involve our main character being extremely lewd and crude to her fellow VTubers. This was also hard to read. It was like watching a second dead horse get beat. I don’t have much other to say about this except I’m glad it’s over.

The fact of the matter is that VTuber Legend is doomed to not be a good read, even if the jokes were good (and weren’t repeated two-hundred times). Most of the book takes place during streams, which would work in a visual format such as anime or manga, but fails to deliver as a light novel. Think about it–what do you think of when I say the names of popular VTubers such as Gawr Gura, Houshou Marine, or Vox Akuma? Most likely, you’ll visualize their model. Being a light novel, VTuber Legend is limited in how many illustrations it can show the reader. While there ARE illustrations, it doesn’t help that much. Most of the book ends up being akin to reading someone’s transcription of a VTuber stream. The emphasis on most of the book taking place during streams, rather than in between them, is bizarre, considering I could just go on YouTube and watch an actual VTuber stream and it be way more entertaining than reading the same two jokes being beaten to death for what is probably the 30th stream in a row. In fact, nothing in this book is even relatively subversive, especially considering drinking streams happen often (at least in the English VTuber scene). Of course, VTubers (and most streamers in general) have their own contrived jokes, but nothing bordering on how god-awful the streams in VTuber Legend would be to actually watch. Also, there’s no way anything this book ever spits out will be as funny as Rosemi Lovelock repeatedly failing to open a can of tomatoes on-stream for half an hour or Scarle Yonaguni cleaning her room. It’s hard to make something that’s already absurd even more absurd. It’s the same reason why most comedians impersonating Donald Trump often fail to say anything as funny as the man himself.

As harsh as I am, I do genuinely believe that the anime adaption of VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream will be better than the light novel. I mean, it can't get much worse than this. Will it be good? I highly doubt it, unless the animation studio takes a lot of liberties with the source material. Like, a LOT of liberties. Unless you’re a masochist, I wouldn’t recommend VTuber Legend. You’re better off waiting for the anime to air–or just watching an actual VTuber stream.

30/100

[subpar-ghoulfriend]

Gamer boy

Yandere!Shigaraki x reader 

NO MINORS

You caught the eye of an obsessive gamer. He's convinced you're perfect for him. So why are you ignoring him?

tw: yandere themes, stalking, kidnapping, noncon, alcohol use, degradation, flash photography

You worked at the local gaming cafe. It was a pretty chill job most of the time. The adults who came in didn't care to socialize or cause problems and the school kids would only try to run a muck for a short while until they got entrapped by whatever they were playing. You sat at the help desk, renting out games, consoles, and selling sugary drinks. Easy as pie. Like any cafe, you had regular customers.

Once a week a wild-haired-sloucher would slink up to your desk to rent out a computer mouse and then head to the same computer every time - number 001. After an hour or so he would come up to buy an energy drink.

Of course you didn't know that he came here because Kurogiri would force him out of his cave once a week.

Your first mistake was on his third visit. When he came in you had a computer mouse and his favorite energy drink sitting out for him. The drink was on the house, you smiled. To you, this was a friendly gesture to make sure your reliable customers would keep coming back. To him, this was an offering of your submission. The second sign you gave was asking him if he was going to attend the opening of a new gaming store. He wasn't, obviously, but you wanted him to go, didn't you?

He started keeping tabs on you. To make sure you were worthy, he told himself. He was impressed to find that you actually had a useful quirk. You had a group of friends that lived in your apartment complex. He found it a bit pathetic that you spent so much time with them. But it must be hard for you to not be with him. You must be so lonely when he wasn't around.

Then he began to sneak in to your room, whether you were there or not. Occasionally he would sort through your drawers while you were in the shower; or play whatever game he chose to keep on his phone that week while you slept. When you were away he would take a more thorough inventory. He went through the movies and games piled in your living room. Carefully skimmed through the books on your nightstand. Rummaged through your cabinets and fridge.

Shigaraki was at war with himself on what his next move should be. A piece of him - however small - wanted to go about things like a normal person. But that left too much room for rejection. He was biding his time, trying to develop some form of plan. Until you forced him into action. 

It happened during one of the nights he devoted to watching over you. Your friends had finally convinced you to go out with them. Allowing them to play dress up, they put you something too short and too tight for Shigaraki's comfort. They were going to drag you to a bar in that? You were practically begging for men to proposition you. Why did you even own something like that? You knew you belonged to him. Anyone aside from him shouldn't see that amount of your body. The anger was starting to creep over him, his skin becoming too tight until he was forced to seek relief by digging into his neck.

Things only went down hill from there. While you were having a great time, completely unaware of your stalker's presence, Shigaraki sulked angrily along the edge of the club you had been pulled into. You were drunk, although no where near as drunk as your companions and happily in the middle of the dance floor. As you faced your friend, a man wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you tightly against him by the hips. You didn't mind at first, until you realized the man was a complete stranger and not another person you knew. Your shrugged him off and the oaf moved on towards his next prey. It took everything Shigaraki had in him not to end the man's life, along with everyone else in the damn room. But he managed. And you kept dancing, drawing in guys like flies to honey. None of them caught your eye, of course not, even when intoxicated you knew who you belonged to. Obviously, you were using these NEETs to get under Shigaraki's skin. Taunting him for not keeping you in check.

One of the girls you came with had wandered off with some "handsome" stranger and you were the only one with enough wherewithal to go looking for her. You listened to podcasts, Don't let your friends go off alone ESPECIALLY when intoxicated, it was a true crime commandment.

With no luck in the club you ventured outside, breaking the commandment yourself. You weaved around the building, holding on to the wall to keep yourself from stumbling. In the back of the building you ran into a hooded figure. 

"Have you seen my friend?"

The figure, Shigaraki, tilted his head. He had two options, take you in this back alley and risk someone hearing you scream, or begin a game of cat and mouse. You just looked so dazed and fuckable.

"Your friends? I'm not sure but I saw two people head that way," He lied and pointed away from the club. "Do you need help looking for them."

You scrunched your nose, genuinely (and drunkenly) debating the idea. Finally you shook your head, "No thanks, stranger danger."

"Then it's a good thing I'm not a stranger," he smirked. Finally you realized who the person in front of you was.

With a gasp you giggled, "Gamer boy!"

"Shigaraki," he reminded you, shifting back and forth uncomfortably trying to ease the growing swell in his pants. Why did you have to be so cute?

"Hm, okay then but no funny business."

He smirked as he lead you away from your friends. After a few blocks you were ready to give up, you tend to be a tired drunk and just wanted to go home to your bed. Shigaraki was understanding, probably too understanding, and willing to walk you back to your place. You thanked him, ready to bid him farewell at your door, but he followed you in, convincing your drunk brain that you two should have a drink before he left. You curled yourself into your couch while you listened to your guest.

"Thanks for walking," you yawned, "with me. You're so nice."

Gently the villain lifted you off your feet, "Someone's tired. Let's get you in to bed."

You nodded. Unable to process the impending danger. Until you realized that he was joining you on your bed, starting to tug at your outfit. "Shigi, what are you doing."

"I'm giving you what you want," he said in between nips to your neck and shoulders. "You've been misbehaving all night. Dressing and acting like a slut. Practically offering your body to any undeserving male. If you want to be a whore, then you can be my whore."

A hand slid beneath cotton of your clothes.

He teased your slick flesh, "See how quickly your body reacts to me?"

Your head was spinning, not really processing what he was saying. But you felt good and you wanted to keep feeling good. His unruly hair tickled your nose. You giggled. He latched his lips around your breast, teasing your nipples. One with his tongue, the other with his thumb.

The heat between your legs was becoming unbearable.

"What are you going to do to me?"

He lift his eyes to look up at you, "Such a forgetful thing. I'm gonna pound into your little pussy until you forget that any one besides me exists."

You whined in confusion. Your memory fuzzy on what led up to this moment. Had you brought him home?

He carefully continued to tease your sensitive body. Biting at your thighs and pressing against your soaked panties.

...

"Tell me who you belong to

...

"I'm never letting you get out of bed. I gotta make sure I keep my desperate whore in her place."

...

...

"Are you begging for my cum? Such a greedy little bitch."

...

"Spread your legs, let me see how pretty you look when you're stuffed with my cum."  *flash* "so pretty. You wanna see how god I take care of you?"

...

"Make sure you keep behaving once we get you home. If you misbehave I'll have to hurt another one of your friends."

[pocketlink]

I translated Harusaruhi’s song “Jiyuu made no Kyori”, also used as the new opening theme for the Plott anime “Teikou Penguin”. It’s a web series about a penguin and his animal coworkers working for an unethical company, a work drama that parodies Japan’s suffocating labor conditions.

It had an official English channel where the episodes were translated, which has since been abandoned. The Japanese channel is still running, and where you can watch the Teipen MV for this song. Please check it out if you’re interested!

What a waste! You don't need no integrity or liability around here Sing and dance like a party animal! We fight back! Sticking it to the big man, that’s our gimmick! Now let's go crazy, sever those brakes!

With no time to breathe and employees working to their limit, My workplace is the most lively of them all (White or black?) Stripped of any sense of identity or equality, My workplace is where I feel at home (True or false?)

Even when you leave, you never stop working I'm a hanged man, losing all faith as I scream in vain "Staying alive is easy. You just need to bite your tongue and do your job." That's not what I really think, my mind is being tainted! Shaving years off my life just to pay the bills! Something isn't right here!

When I'm alone, slowly I begin to realize (The line between darkness and light, clamor and despair in harmony) These are the only times I can...

What a waste! You don't need no integrity or liability around here Sing and dance like a party animal! We fight back! Sticking it to the big man, that’s our gimmick! "I can't stay a puppet on a string forever!"

The fire of life will fizzle out eventually, turning your accomplishments to ash If you don't want that, run away before you fall in the trap! The moonlight in the dead of night can be my own awesome spotlight, can’t it?! Now let's go crazy, sever those brakes!

A professional attitude masks my declining psyche All the warning signs brushed off as laziness All E's on my medical examination!* I can't get a raise! Taxes are killing me slowly! Everything is just a slog!

Even the reality of gaining weight from meals is hitting me like a truck "Are you stupid or something?" YOU'D BE RIGHT!

They do exist! There's plenty of neets and job-hoppers in this world who don't have to work their asses off Quitting is a talent all on its own, after all! I'm not who I was before getting hired Business cards are like cursed artifacts Binding me to the ground with nowhere to go!!

Some day or another, my shitty boss will kick the bucket But when is "someday"?! I'm gonna lose my mind here!! Even the phrase "it's for your own good" starts to turn foul Reduced to a slave once again, I bear my burden alone

Balance running out, can’t forget about childcare; my brain explodes with a BANG! The ebb and flow of my willpower, venting online just for a sliver of sympathy I'm at rock bottom, hoping to climb Maslow’s pyramid Sometimes I feel like ending it all, but I’m not backing out of this game of chicken!

Flashbacks of reprimandings form a movie in my mind I put my hands together and pray for my company's downfall Facing down, raindrops fall from my eyes I’m stuck on this ride through the gray zone

I'm just a deadbeat taking up space But somehow I'm still hoping for my big break I wanna break free out of this rat race let the clamor envelop you and run wild!

What a waste! You don't need no integrity or liability around here Sing and dance like a party animal! We fight back! Sticking it to the big man, that’s our gimmick! "I can't stay a puppet on a string forever!"

The fire of life will fizzle out eventually, turning your accomplishments to ash If you don't want that, run away before you fall in the trap! The moonlight in the dead of night can be my own awesome spotlight, can’t it?! Now let's go crazy, sever those brakes!

Someday we'll get that little piece of childlike happiness, And if the journey is harsh, let's join hands and stand up together! Cutting corners can be my own awesome rebellion, can’t it?! Now let's go crazy, sever those brakes!

* From the diagnostic scale for medical examination results in Japan, graded on a scale from A-H. E means: Detailed inspection required - Further testing needed to properly plan treatment. It's one letter off from F, which requires monitoring/hospitalization, which means having to take time off from work.

[katzkinder]

(multiple linked image references throughout this post)

Ok, so I loved this post

The part that got me though was when you said “I wonder what type of animal form they take factors into that” - that’s where the gears in my head started turnin’

So I went snooping on each animal counterpart associated with each sin.

1.) SLOTH: are cats sensitive to cold?

So Kuro isn’t JUST a neet that prefers blankets or a kotatsu over the cold… his animal form being a cat does play some part… key word beings some

“Cats are pretty well adapted for cold weather, but when the temperature dips below freezing they are susceptible to hypothermia and frostbite. During periods of cold weather, cats will go looking for a warm place to hunker down. How cold is too cold for indoor cats? Cats prefer warmth but will be okay in rooms hovering between 50-60°F degrees; while their counterparts Lions, in a zoo environment, stay outside in the winter unless the temperature dips below 40°F (in the wild, most lions don’t have to worry about temperatures dropping below 65°F so in most cases 40°F and below is too cold).”

SLOTH SENSATIVE TO COLD? ✅ (yes)

2.) PRIDE: are bats sensitive to cold?

“Bats can't survive freezing temperatures, even when they're hibernating. Any roost bats shelter in for the winter must be at least 45°F or warmer. They also seek out dark, secluded, and sheltered places that can keep them safe from predators. Bats are defenseless while they're hibernating.”

PRIDE SENSATIVE TO COLD? ✅ (yes)

3.) ENVY: are snakes sensitive to cold?

Jeje being a snake is pretty much a given… but it’d be mean to not include him (so no funny ideas outta you, ok Mikuni?)

“What is the coldest temperature a snake can withstand? Snakes usually stay out of cold climates. Because the coldest temperature any snake can thrive in is around 65°F, snakes normally live in the warmer temperate or tropical zones. Below 60°F, snakes become sluggish. Above 95°F, snakes become overheated.”

ENVY SENSATIVE TO COLD? ✅ (yes)

4.) WRATH: are wolves sensitive to cold?

“Wolves don't need to do anything. They're much better adapted to cold weather than we are. Thanks to their winter adaptations, wolves can live in temperatures as low as -40°F. During the coldest nights, a wolf will curl itself into a ball, covering its nose with its tail, which will hold the exhaled warm air over its feet and nose, conserving precious body heat. It will also sleep close to its pack-mates(her Eve) in a unified effort to stay warm.”

WRATH SENSATIVE TO COLD? ♾ (neutral-ish)

5.) GREED: are hedgehogs sensitive to cold?

“Hedgehogs getting cold is a BIG ‘No no’. It slows their metabolism down, leaving them susceptible to infections, dehydration and starvation. It's important to keep your hedgehog in an environment between 72-80°F. Even if it’s not always comfortable for us humans (comfortable for angels? no clue), temperatures lower than 70°F are considered ‘cold’ for hedgehogs and can result in a hibernation attempt, which can be fatal.”

Maybe that’s why Lawless always wears that scarf? Since hedgehogs are severely thermally sensitive then it would make sense…

(Crantz, Gil… please stop the angel from getting any ideas)

GREED SENSITIVE TO COLD? ✅ (yes)

6.) GLUTTONY: are pigs sensitive to cold?

In this case I will refer mostly to Vietnamese Potbellied Pigs because as far as I know, we haven’t actually seen Ildio’s pig form yet - one of the only depictions is Lawless’ stage depictions of the 7 vampire siblings in ep6… and based on his stage depiction of Ildio’s pig form, Viatnamese Vietnamese Miniature Potbellied Pigs seem like they’d be the common type of pig that seems to fit that shape/size.

“The ideal temperature range for a potbelly pig is 65-88°F. Pigs in winter do not need any type of supplemental heat down to at least -20°F. Most potbelly pigs require more feed to maintain heat production and body condition; meaning that housing aside, the more feed/calorie intake, the easier it can be for pigs to regulate their body heat.”

However, seeing as Ildio is an ageless vampire with the mother-effing holy grail of metabolisms, we don’t know if his MASSIVE calorie intake, that he doesn’t really gain much/any weight from, will actually help him in cold weather.

GLUTTONY SENSATIVE TO COLD? ♾❔(neutral/unknown where they stand exactly)

7.) LUST: are butterflies sensitive to cold?

Snow Lily’s butterfly appearance is probably one of the most exaggerated of the 8 servamp animal forms. That gorgeous shade of pink and black aside, I couldn’t find any real buttwrfly species with that wing pattern or wings shaped like that. So color and wing pattern aside, I’d say the closest real-world butterfly to Snow Lily would be a variation of Swallowtail Butterfly.

Butterflies are cold-blooded critters, however, generally speaking butterflies won't fly when temperatures are less than 55-60°F.

LUST SENSATIVE TO COLD? ✅ (yes)

8.) MELANCHOLY: are foxes sensitive to cold?

Even though Tsubaki’s two tails seem to be a play of of the legends of Nine Tail Fox, generally speaking based off his other details being black fox with white on the end of his tail(s), he is most likely a Silver Fox; which is a type of Red Fox.

The upper critical temperature of the red fox is probably between 86-89°F. An official temperature range of what is too cold for red foxes is more or less unknown or unofficial at best. The arctic fox is said to be able to tolerate temperatures as low as -72°F but red foxes haven’t occupied the tundra in the past partly because it was too cold; with their longer ears and limbs, they lose heat faster than their arctic cousins. So we know the average red fox can tolerate and survive cold temperatures, but most likely not temperatures like their arctic counterparts live in.

MELANCHOLY SENSATIVE TO COLD? ♾❔❌ (neutral/unknown where they stand exactly/least affected of the bunch)

and after ALL OF THAT…

the most interesting thing is–

when I first got into SERVAMP, I remember being curious where the concept of ‘the different sins transforming into animal forms’ came from. After a little research, I found that there is a history to it! A very detailed account of the origins and representations of them within history. And a small portion discusses the animal depictions of the original 7 deadly sins⬇️

“An allegorical image depicting the human heart subject to the seven deadly sins, each represented by an animal (clockwise: Toad = Avarice [greed]; Snake = Envy; Lion = Wrath; Snail = Sloth; Pig = Gluttony; Goat = Lust why? I have no idea; Peacock = Pride).”

So Jeje and Ildio’s animal forms are the only ones true to the original depictions of their associated sins.

Pride as a peacock does make sense… but I can understand adding the bat into the mix because - vampires.

I get why they’d change Kuro to a cat instead of a snail because I can’t see a snail being threatening at all unless it’s either severely poisonous or Gary… like, supernatural vampire powers or not, Kuro as a snail wouldn’t be very badass.

Why the ever living f*ck would a goat reprint lust? Originally I was going with the possibility that goat could be related to ram, ram represents Aries, Aries is one of the most lustful zodiac personalities… but no, apparently the goat represents the Devil, lust, lubricity and the damned… so that’s fun - I prefer the butterfly thank you very much.

Apparently frogs symbolize greed because it is a greedy creature in desiring to live in both worlds- on the land & in the water… okay I guess?

& lastly even though the Lion role is also occupied by Kuro within the series, I can understand Wrath not maintaining the original Lion role swing as Wrath is female and they probably wanted a male to hold the depiction of Lion so that the could use the lion’s mane, again, to add to the badass factor… regardless I don’t think Wrath as a lioness would have played out the same way… is it sexist when referring to animals? Whatever - that’s a question for another day.

If you’re interested, the full article can be found here

I am so sorry this random rant turned out WAAAAAAAY longer than I originally intended… I always love your analysis and theory posts so I hope you enjoy :)

YOOO ANON, THAT’S AWESOME! I’ll definitely check that article out!

In return, have this!

We know what piggy ‘dio looks like now! :D

Hopefully this will make your research a little easier?

[whumpmatsus]

ALSO ALSO ALSO

let me be shamelessly self-promoting for a moment here haha

if you’re ever interested in my multi-chapter reader inserts (of which I am admittedly slow to update, but they’re there!)

I have two for the Osomatsu-san fandom featuring a female reader with an eventual harem of Matsus

one of them starts out with angsty stuff, one will evolve into it, but here are links and brief descriptions if you’re interested!!

About Love: I believe the first thing I ever wrote for this fandom, wherein an American Reader-chan gets stuck running a “NEET reform school”, for lack of a better term, after her friend (whose idea this stupid school was) vanishes into the night. The only ‘students’ are... you guessed it... six same faces! Ah, well. They’re little monster gremlin men but Reader-chan will whip them into shape one way or another, even if she has to do it all by herself!! Don’t be fooled because while it starts off lighter in tone (and will definitely be light in tone overall), there will be PLENTY of angst a-comin’ with this one.

intertwined.: can you believe I wanted to do something canon divergent and based in lots of feels??? Haha wild right! Reader-chan owns a ramen shop where, after the events of Letter, the Christmas couple has been bringing homeless starving Ichimatsu to eat whenever they see him. Eventually Reader-chan offers Ichimatsu a job in exchange for being able to live rent free in her spare room. From there, she keeps snowballing into his siblings, and eventually becomes the thread to tie them all together and hopefully get them all to fix their relationships with one another, and get them to be independent in a healthier, more stable way. Well... that’s the goal, anyway. She loves these boys and she’ll try her best!

[sweetside]

OC & AU Muselist

This is big list so Im putting this under a tab.

Nela (OC) (Faceclaim: Judgement from Helltaker)

Female Demon

Physical: 5'12 (183 cm) 170 Lbs

BMI: 23.1 | Average

Background: The current ruler of the Underworld. She mostly got the position by not being power-hungry or difficult to work with. Though she does admit that the job is fairly boring.

She is able bend reality in the underworld. However in the middleworld “Earth” she can only make illusions, and fool the senses of others.

Wears two metallic gauntlets for an unknown reason.

She has a relatively decent relationship with the overworld peeps.

Lumi (OC) (Faceclaim: Komi-san from Komi-san can’t communicate)

Female Ghost

Physical: 8 (244 cm) 0 lbs

BMI: Non-applicable | Underweight

Background: A tall spirit who embodies the cold of the darkest winter nights.

She get’s very lonely easily.

Lumi can shapeshift, though doing so requires conscious effort.

The spirit can only interact with things in contact with a living being, or another spirit.

Bryss (OC) (Faceclaim: Marcille from Delicious in Dungeon)

Female Elf

Physical: 5'9 (175 cm) 152 lbs

BMI: 22,4 | Average

Background: The youngest member of an assassin dynasty. While Bryss has received the same harrowing training as her siblings. She has apparently not inherited the wit and calm of her family.

Her father(Papa) is the current head of the dynasty.

Bryss appears to be a jovial elf to people who don’t know her. But her kill count is actually [REDACTED].

She loves sweets of any kind. Her free time is used to gain as great a hoard of them as she can.

Olive (OC) (Faceclaim: Chain Sumeragi from Blood Blockade Battlefront)

(Art is by GhostVa11a)

Goddess (Cat girl)

Physical: 5'2 (175 cm) 475 lbs

BMI: 86.9 | Morbidly Obese

Background: In times long past. The other deities claimed their chunk over the living world, from mountains to fish to love. One deity claimed the piece of mind which humans and animals felt in their shelters, away from the many dangers the world held. This deity was given the name Olive and the epithet goddess of shelter.  When humans began to build shelter of their own. Olive split, gaining the epithet of home. While the rest of her became the goddess of the hunt. As humanity developed. Their faith that deities controlled the cosmos waned. So to remain in existence Olive made a gamble, becoming a living creature. When she first descended onto the world. She did so under the guise of a feline. Watching from the shadows as humanity developed.

However as humanity progressed there were those who fell fully into the comfort Olive offered. These people were named NEETS by the world. And as perception of Olive changed so did her form, though not fully, into that of a human. Today the goddess spends her days sitting on her soft behind watching the media humans produce, much like her most ardent worshippers.

She is the goddess of NEETs and Shut-ins now.

Being enveloped by her belly makes the target feel calm and safe.

In the world she lives nobody knows she is a goddess.

Dextera (OC) (Faceclaim: Ayano Tateyama from Kagerou Project)

Female Cowgirl

Height: 4,2 Feet (170 cm) 1023 lbs.

BMI: (Non applicable) | Chubby

Background: A Cowgirl living in a national park with the rest of her herd. She is the smallest member of the herd, both height an weight wise. Some thinks it’s because she’s a different breed, but that’s… probably it.

Has horns hidden under her hair, a hairy back and a tail she keeps tucked away.

She is a fairly shy person and thus has trouble getting her engorged 3ft wide breasts milked.

She want’s to go to city life somedays when the wilds are just being too rough.

AUs:

Blob! Dorothy (Same Icons as the default version) (Art is by TheDookus)

Basis: Dorothy (Cannon Muselist)

Change: Dorothy get’s stuck with a myriad of mods which are supposed to make her seem like a huge blob. She can barely walk with assistance. 970 pounds = 440 Kg.

Fertility Idol! Naoto (Same Icons as the default version) (Art by SpiralingStaircase)

Basis: Naoto Shirogane (Muses from the Persona Series)

Change: Naoto was born with a rather... fuller figure than she had in the default AU. She weighs 450lbs (= 204 kg) With her assets added to her weight.

NewGame! Yu (Same Icons as default version) (Art by Idle-Minded)

Basis: Yu Narukami (Muses from the Persona Series)

Change: This is a Yu who has gone through the game of Persona 4 a few times. Acting as a player would he has some understanding of how the ‘’Loop’’ he is in works. And as such is able to add content to the game or change the beginning of the game, such as having his own house in Inaba. Who knows maybe Fertility Idol+ Naoto was his doing...

Through these cycles he has become... somewhat detached, since he is the only one who seems to know about the reset. This has led to him growing is lazier and less kind than his default version. His weight varies but let’s put his starting weight at 360lbs (= 136kg).

[welcometomy20s]

February 7, 2021

This is Part two of the introduction of Nijisanji. I have written for an audience who has just gotten to know vtubers through hololive and wants to explore more. This part cover all of Nijisanji members who has debuted in the year 2019.

2019 Part 1 (Jan-Apr)

Warabeda Meiji - Another eleven year old, but likes FF14 and K-On! So frequently described as an 11 year old third season. But she is genuinely cute! And a really good singer, so much so that her K-On cover gets banned for being too close!

Gundou Mirei - Actually a teacher, but definitely a ditzy and lazy one, that is incredibly sexual to an uncomfortable degree, you know, a fan favorite, including of mine. Watch her 3D streams and you will be amazed. Has a ship with Shoichi as mentioned before, even though she’s a self-professed bisexual. It’s odd but, you know, it works!

Yuzuki Roa - Kind of innocent devil like Towa, but more like a kid than an older sister. Really like Belmond. Was friends with Chitose, a retired member, and got a costume based on her a bit, and maybe is retiring herself, considering she hasn't uploaded for quite a few months now. Well, whatever. She’s cute and innocent.  

Onomachi Haruka - Another of the rare, truly seiso people in the team, but can go wild if the vibe goes that way. Lost and found a llama in minecraft once.

Seto Miyako - Kind of a quiet girl who might be psychopathic... you know the type. Her true tendencies pop up during gaming. Also tweets a lot... make sense.

Kataribe Tsumugu - Basically retired, but her concept was so shocking that it took Naruse Naru’s return of old design to push her into the bottom of the list.

Otogibara Era - She’s a Cinderella if she has gone completely out the window. People routinely separate the original Cinderella side as Era, and her true side as Gibara.

God, how do I describe her. Gibara is just great. Her adult comments are something to behold, let’s say she gels with Tamaki very well. She returns to monke often, and does other types of screams too... seriously look at her gacha stream and witness Gibara in her full glory. Also incredibly lazy and definitely cannot live by herself.

But as you have guessed it, she is an incredible singer. (It might be the case that incredible singing is associated with madness) Had knockout hit with her 3D stream, trending number one on twitter and 30,000 US dollars in superchats!

Lize Helesta - Queen of Shizuoka, I mean Heleste kingdom. Usually behaves like an empress, but as with most royalty has a real competitive spirit, so she knows how to badmouth when she needs to. So, she’s a really stingy person as well... not really fitting for a royalty, but you do know some people that act like that.

She’s a strange person. Look at asphalt or a handstand in order to sleep. Friends with Ange, who was a childhood friend, even with an age difference. Also does radio stuff with Lulu as well. Reveres Mito, wonder why. Again, incredible 3D debut.

Ange Katrina - Nice low-middle voice with a smooth upper body, and surprisingly small but that got fixed as 3D started. Think she’s cute, but blushes when people agree. Just a cool gal who I enjoy very much... her streams, I mean.

Inui Toko - She’s a cerberus, and now works at a cafe. A little bit out there, but definitely a tsukkomi. Usually does little gaming outside Minecraft, so mostly talks and sings. A unique laugh and loves Ensemble Stars. Hangs out with red and blue people, like Lize, Ange, Roa, Ayame, Suisei and so on. Actually is boing boing, Ange felt betrayed.

And as mentioned above, a great singer, and can play many instruments as well!

Saegusa Akina - High tension singer, who is quite sickly and is terrible with girls. But he got better as time went on and the ship with his gen mate Manami started to sail. Actually he hangs around with many girls... maybe it’s just Manami?

Arizona Manami - Ito Life’s daughter... so you know what she looks like. Calls herself the queen of sensitivity, and yes she does very suggestive streams... but she’s pretty innocent and childish... so she’s kind of like Melody in a way. Has a very fond-looking relationship with Akina as mentioned above.

Suzuhara Lulu - Just your typical art student. She’s a rich girl, so she knows very little about the outside world. Definitely has stamina of a thousand horses, famously played 11 hours of Dark Souls, then straight onto 10 hours of Ring Fit, and never got phased. Seriously, she never gets phased. She rode the freaking snake without a problem! Apparently really beautiful in real life, really has large expressions.

There’s a rumor going around that she’s actually some kind of an eldritch god... and I don’t know where that comes from at all. Look at her, she’s such a sweet gal, look at her dancing and singing... she’s a true idol, that’s what she is... (don’t hurt me.)

Yukishiro Mahiro - First-year high-schooler. Good variety of content. Her personality is of a rude kouhai. One viewer described her as a bad-tempered chihuahua. Really likes Kanae, which is okay, I guess. There’s not much more than that.

2019 Part 2 (May-Aug)

Ex Albio - A hero from a different world. Originally portrayed as a rude snarky figure, much like Kazuma without charm or luck but with perseverance. Got his fame through his noob Minecraft experience, as with Minecraft servers, they are ripe with collab opportunities, so he started to collab especially with Ars Almal, which he thinks as a mentor... and so they both talk in high register. Eventually became a couple.

Has a thing where he questions something and immediately denies it, which is quite funny. Eventually got a dark alter version due to the imagination tournament I talked about earlier, which brings the fact that he can’t fight until tragedy occurs.

Levi Elipha - Actually only six years old, and apparently dense, like physically dense. Great singer and good physique, does some English songs as well.

Nui Sociere - A 25-year old witch, but more like a NEET with an addiction to horse racing. Very much like Megumi in terms of magic abilities, but capable of melee.

Kind of sounds like Doraemon when she screams... usually plays JRPG... and well, just look at her. Damn... well, least you have something to look forward to.

Hayama Marin - Hayame is Hayame. She’s just a little kid with a pure mind. Yeah.

Hayato Kagami - CEO of a toy company, so called that. Polite and diligent, but like a CEO of a toy company, completely becomes a boy when getting a bit excited.

Actually is a great singer, maybe a trained singer as well. As a good example of rich getting richer, fans have a tendency to throw red superchat, a typical stream might hit 10K USD, even though there’s nothing particular going on.

Yorumi Rena - Idol magician, but no actual proof of her magic abilities. Plays APEX a lot. Very much an outgoing person with lots of collab from everyone. Hakase calls her mama. Sleep promptly at midnight, except when ARK was involved.

Also makes 8-bit art proficiently, does all her loading screen. A bit of a lewd mind.

Hakase Fuyuki - HIgh school girl who likes to experiment, but it’s obvious none of it ever works. Tries to ship Yorumi and Kagami, and calls him papa. Just absolutely in her own world and everyone is just privy to it... also incredibly bad at gaming.

Mayuzumi Kai - A white hacker. Very cool, but has a thing for comedy, almost to the level of Joe Riikichi, but laughs very little himself. Make sense, since he lost his parents at an early age and lived in the system, therefore is a night streamer. Very good with kids as a result, and very kind and polite as well.

Ars Almal - A mage who specializes in lightning. Started out by apologizing, gets bullied for her round face, usually by Shiina. Cute voice with toxic words with a knack for pranks and taunts. Actually is quite boing boing. Good at Minecraft construction, but get rough and dirty under the wheel, as in Mario Kart. Became a kitsune, and then immediately got compared to Fubuki... much like Fubuki in a sense.

Aiba Uiha - Another idol who is a bit out there, has a tendency to be clingy. Also has a large physique... kind of a denatured Lulu is what I’m getting at. Sisters with Ara Chae, incredibly bad eyesight, apparently. I can see that, actually.

Eli Conifer - A flower fairy and maid with a unique phrasing. Likes to immerse herself in games, very knowledgeable, especially with teas, and also handy at housework, and superb at drawing and singing. Ryushen and Rion think she’s a badass, and they might not be entirely wrong on that aspect, actually.

Kokoro Amaiya - Dragonborn, I think. But there’s no dragon anymore. Has that mumble-speak that people really don’t like. She’s very much kid-like in a sense, uh, so get put into the loli category much like her fellow peer. Incredibly weak.

Ratna Petit - Adventurer with an independent streak. Does games and ASMR, tries to be grown up during collabs, but retreats into a kid in solo streams. Got the infamous random deletion of the account that Kiara famously got.

Nijisanji ID Gen 1

Taka Radjiman - Another CEO, this time a food CEO. Usually streams games, but much like other CEOs here, a pretty good singer as well. Obviously a good cook as well.

ZEA Cornelia - She’s an automata. ZEA is short for Z-type Executive Automation. Likes to sing, and sung many songs including La Vien en Rose by IZONE! I really like her, her streams are bit odd and ZEA can carry a stream like no another.

Hana Macchia - A design student, much like Lulu. Likes drawing as you expect, also like gaming as well. Does some barista stuff as well, a kind of the ambassador of Nijisanji ID, since her father is American and her mother is Japanese, and she lives in Indonesia.

Papa Macchia appears on stream from time to time, and apparently was the progenitor of Hana’s gaming prestige as he played Doom and Half-Life. She’s on the cute side of things, but blushes when she gets called that. Also cries in horror, but screams in excitement... just overall a well-rounded in strangeness. I really like her.

2019 Part 3 (Sep-Dec)

Sukoya Kana - Incredibly smart, but also has an otaku and perverted side. Likes acting, as you might have guessed and bad at housework. Has a quiet voice, but gets savage when a game is involved. Pretty good at english as well. Does a radio show as well.

Oh, yeah, likes to throw up. It’s a thing. Also plays drums. She’s pretty cool.

Shellin Burgundy - Before Kanata did her PPT intro, Shellin was the first one. Professes himself to be a detective, but little lightheaded for that. Good narration voice, though, which means he’s a good singer as well. I kind of like him. He’s good.

Hayase Sou - An outdoorsy girl who likes cosplay and road biking. Kind of talks like she’s middle age, but she acts pretty young. And of course she likes shotas.

Fumi - It took over a year for her to debut. She’s a hikikomori gundam otaku and a goddess. A bit airheaded and pretty bad at gaming, and since she is 67, gets called grandma infrequently. She’s fun to watch. Has a ship with Nagao.

Hoshikawa Sara - Half Japanese and half English. Definitely a cool and tough, ready to take whatever sex jokes and insults you throw at her. Hangs out with Mahiro a lot, or with male members like Yumeoi, Ebio, Shellion or Kanda. Has a wide voice range, with a wide personality as well. There’s a sense of healing to her, honestly.

Obviously gets fangirled by many, including Matsuri, whose frequently red superchats her much to her confusion and relative embarrassment.

Yamagami Karuta - She’s a tengou in training, since she is filled with desires, mostly to connect with people. This is real, apparently. Has a ship with a staff member...

Matsukai Mao - Smartest devil... no, she’s an airhead like the rest of them. Apparently she can spit out crude oil... which is pretty useless. Definitely an unlucky, miserable person who needs to be protected at all times, and she relishes that like the devil she is.

Hangs around with Luis a lot in real life, apparently. Also plays APEX and stuff.

Emma August - Demon Lord that was thrown in an uprising, living with Morinaka Kazaki, and got a new house in February of last year. An alcoholic and a masochist, who gets berated by Kazaki of all people. Definitely not a loli, that’s for sure.

Luis Cammy - An expert thief, which excites Shellin very much. Seen as the leader of the gen, but found out to be much of a kid as the gen mates, especially around Shellin. They are a couple now, apparently. Oh yeah, she did an Outlast stream with a cat outfit and invited Shellin because she was scared? Now there's a loli version of her... yikes.

Fuwa Minato - A host, but a teetotaler, because of health problems... yet drinks Monster energy like it’s no business. A bit out there, as Nijisanji people are. A bit of a trickster, a bad boy if you will... right there with being good at games as well. He’s pretty cool.

Shirayuki Tomoe - When I first saw her, she felt like one of those people in mahjong tournaments. Well, she’s a queen of the night, so night-time streamer, although she has daytime streams as well. Strong drinker. Talks about SM, but also effortlessly friendly and a lovely person. I think she’s attractive, but I can see why people call her cute. She hates bugs, loves cute things, odd thoughts... feels like an aunt to me.

Very bad at reading kanji, not that she’s good at anything else. Likes to practice, hence preserved her way in the Mario Kart tournament. Does talk and ASMR streams with a third of her viewers being women. Likes Mirei, makes sense. Oh, she’s a nudist.

And don’t forget the relationship between Kana and her. Purported to be the most real of the ships of any vtubers. I believe it’s called Crossick. I don’t know too much.

Gwelu Os Gar - Presenter for the elf kingdom, hired as a presenter, since Nijisanji got so big and there’s only so many Kakeru around. Unfortunately seen as boring, and transitioned into kind of a Maimoto character.

Already married, I don’t know why that’s significant but there you go. Oh, and an actual dad! That is pretty significant. Although Setsuna also has a child, and had to retire to take care of the little baby. Teaches math to others, so that’s cool.

Mashiro - Recent high school graduate. He’s a boy. Yes, he has heels and boobs, but he’s a boy. And yes, he is a bit out there, stealing candies from the office.

Naraka - Another oni, and a loli-baba. Obviously a fan of the fellow oni, Mikoto... which has a queen kid relationship. And yes, her chest is smaller than Mashiro... sad.

Kurusu Natsume - 19-year old college student who likes music and sheep. Very smart and very normal. Has an ASMR test stream, which was pretty fun.

Nijisanji ID 2nd Gen

Rai Galliel - An interdimensional policeman. Likes cheese, but hate porridge due to only eating one for four months. Likes baking, pretty cool personality, if a bit straight edge.

Amicia Michella - A freelance illustrator, so the drawing is superb. Like sleep but also sports. Also penguins. Likes to play horror games pretty calmly. Raises two dogs, well one of them passed away late last year. Sang a 10cm cover?

Miyu Ottavia - A business student, and likes otters and is optimistic. Mostly plays RPG and online multiplayers. Tries to be cool, but look at her! She’s very cute.

Riksa Dhirendra - A 24-year-old freelancer and works as an editor and translator. Looks mean, but is actually a very decent gut. He is pretty competitive. Plays RPG.

[greatcomettexting2]

the thing about the mod steph and mod nero of greatcomettexting is that i never got to parse out how icky they made me feel whenever i drew boundaries but i really want to because i still feel icky about it so ill warm myself some cawfee and do it now

nero talks a lot about how “none of us what REAL callout worthy things hes done!!” but i figure so long as my skins crawling about how obsessed they both were with me then i can risk his constant talk in every new server he joined about how he “has attempted literal actual murder” even if it was just him having an episode in high school and lobbing a brick

mod steph’s already had a huge history of not knowing when to draw boundaries with people and theres a dozen fucking people who can vouch for this because they all stopped talking to her once she started this weird shit. whether it was suicide baiting people into pitying her and listening to her for like all of 2017 or copy pasting other peoples vents to send herself(wild?) in the Vent Channel. clara talks a lot every one or two years about how much shes “changed” but she continually tests these boundaries to fuck around with people and nero isnt better in this respect at all. it felt like sometimes theyd realize something was a boundary for someone and then trigger it on purpose 

like. the first and biggest and weirdest thing is that nero and clara would take entire conversations i’d had years ago and roleplay them out WORD FOR WORD in text or on call. sometimes id get uncomfortable with how clearly they remembered each word in the conversation. this wasnt a one off thing, this went on from 2018 to today, and it really really disturbed me, but i had no idea how to talk to either of them about it, because when i did clara would act like she had no clue what i was talking about, and say shit like ““listen jules, i feel like this is one of those instances where you think somethings happening, but it isnt.” the excuse nero used for this was that “ive always thought jules was so cool” but that doesnt explain copying out entire conversations i had that he shouldnt really remember from as early as 2017. it did feel at times like he enjoyed taking on the role of me in these conversations and saying the things i said out loud. this got very very creepy very very fast

that brings me to the next thing which was this. weird obsessive fascination mod steph had with my approval. there is just so much shit.  she picked up her other name “clara” from a friend i have named kai who used to go by clara--the reason steph picked this name was because i would gush a lot about kai to her (which made me really happy because clara would have borderline suicidal breakdowns when i talked about my other friends.) she got really really fucking uncomfortable whenever i gave approval to anyone else too and would act like. a petulant child if i couldnt give her compliments she wanted. the most recent example of this was that i complimented someones selfie that wasnt hers she stayed cold to me for two days. i finally decided to ask her what was wrong and she admitted she had felt “kind of bad” when i ignored her selfie and when i asked her why she didnt communicate this to me, she explained she gets kind of “mean when shes high” (she doesnt, she has a bpd break for julesyboy’s approval when shes high.) she would also get super uncomfortable when i expressed attraction to Anyone, (romantic OR platonic) and begin comparing herself to them (why do this) on text and on call. a most memorable recent experience of this was when i explained to her in detail about a guy i like who’d bit his knuckle, and then she posted selfies everywhere of her blushing profusely and. biting her knuckle (and it really really wasnt the same, poor thing, she really did try.) theres dozens upon dozens of examples of this

and i realise that whole paragraph is wild and kind of funny if you think about it in the context of... like, a kid who admires the attention of their friend. but clara and nero would try their hardest all the time to test everyones boundaries to the point where it got way too weird. if nero knew something was specific to someones abuse he’d make sure to push them about it or make posts about how “weak!” it was for people to deal with “x and x.” or if someone were to expressed a self harming behaviour he would jump in w “OMG! LISTEN! I DO THIS TOO!!.” or he would make jokes about him “selling pics! this is just a reminder! :3 happy valentines day!” (same post, all platforms) before three of my friends who were sex workers approached me asking if this was a weird little joke. it really did feel like at times he said things he knew would shock people the most. and it really did feel like at times every time someone said something out of the ordinary he would. go out of his way trying to say he did that too, it wasnt a big deal. “it doesnt matter if youve self harmed yourself a lot, have i talked about how i once attempted murder yet. does that sound too edgy? i know people are scared of me... omg... omg omg.” and like this is all fine because if you hear his tinkly baby voice on call none of this shit is all that scary, no matter how much he talks about “how his friends think hes really really tough” (where are his friends.) but it does get a little weird when you think about how much of my trauma i confided in both of these two only to have nero blow it off, and how much they enjoyed doing that thing where they would roleplay out my conversations  from 2017 with nero in the role of saying the things i responded with.

the reason ive typed out this long ass post is bc it literally just made my skin itch a little. it still does. when nero and clara would Do The Thing where they played out jules’ old conversations and . when they would post a lot of selfies with captions like “ahhh i love myself! i promise!” only to see my pictures from 2017 and go “ughh... i was REALLY ugly back then, but i promise im pretty now! clara/nero was ugly too, not gonna lie!” before venting about how they were never satsified w their reflections in the mirror it was weird. when clara would vent every night i didnt compliment like. a fucking selfie of hers. about how Unloved She Truly Was it was weird. like bros i am an abused neet living at home and after im done college im fucking out of here forever... u have nothing to be weirdly obsessed about, and copying out conversations i had with you and things i said to years ago won’t make u love yourself any more

tldr: mods neroratio and stephclara were very microobsessed with my attention and with attention in general to the point where they would literally roleplay being me and act like i was “making things up in my head” when i asked them wtf was wrong. and if you remember them from greatcomettexting and admired them for speaking their truth then like. this is what they were like

[jnpoudstekamp2019]

Woensdag 🏕

HATSEFLATSE

Het was een fijne ochtend. Iedereen had lekker geslapen want we mochten een uurtje langer slapen!

Maar we begonnen zoals elke ochtend met de ochtendgym. Daar was natuurlijk lang niet iedereen blij mee. Want er moest gerend worden maar de meeste wandelden gewoon.

Na de ochtendgym hebben we ontbeten. Dus iedereen at hun buikje vol met (hoe Mike het zegt MANNEN MIK! Want we eten geen mieten mik). Ook werden er bammetjes voor de lunch gesmeerd.

Tijdens de lunch zijn we wezen picknikken. En toen banjeren door de beek! Dit was nat. Onderweg terug hebben we een wespennest gezien. Eenmaal terug op de kampplek hebben we ons met wat warm water en doekjes kunnen opfrissen. Vervolgens hebben we vrije tijd gehad. Daarna zijn we gaan eten (een duimpje voor de chefs want het was lekker).

Vanavond hebben we het kampvuur spel gehad (dit was echt leuk).

Na nog een spelletje was het tijd om tanden te poetsen voor de laaste nacht van het jnp kamp 2019

SJAELE WAZEL

Vanochtend hadden ze als missie het bestek jatten van andere groepen. Maar helaas na 2 onbewaakte minuten was hun eigen bestek al gejat. Door de missie en de strijd moesten we ons programma van geocashen even verzetten na iets later haha.

Uiteindelijk werd het bestek van de kwaekers gejat. Dit hebben we verder de hele dag meegenomen mee op stap zodat niemand het zou kunnen vinden op ons kampement. Toen op na de geocachen. 1ste was al snel gevonden. De 2de was bij een kasteel. Eerst daar gezellig op een rij geluncht en vervolgens de 4 foto's eerst moeten raden om een coördinaat te krijgen voor de volgende geocache. Dat was even zoeken, na een tijdje konden we het echt niet vinden. Bleek dat 1 antwoord fout was en dus geen juist coördinaat was. Eenmaal juist ingevuld hadden we de geocache snel gevonden. Daarna even gechild nog en door naar de laatste geocache die in een vangrail verstopt zat. Daarna korte broeken aan en op na de beek. Hier heerlijk touw gezwaaid, met modder spelen en vooral klieren en uitdagen met elkaar. Erg lachwekkend! Daarna lekker relaxmiddagje verder op het kampterrein tot het avondeten. Hatseflatse hadden de messen en wilde er geld voor hebben. Nou, de groep was het er niet mee eens, er werd absoluut niet betaald voor de messen. Dan maar eten zonder messen. Nu zijn de kids onderweg om een handeltje te sluiten met don bertolli. Dan op na een casino-night met kampvuur.

KWAEKERS

Vanmorgen hebben we een uurtje langer (uit) mogen slapen. Om 09:00 uur zijn we opgestaan en gestart met de ochtendgym. Alle Kwaekers waren als eerste bij het eindpunt. Behalve Willem, die was zelfs als laatste van het hele kamp, waardoor we geen geld hebben verdient. Na het ontbijt zijn we gestart met beeldhouwen. Hierbij hebben we al onze expressie kunnen uiten en mooie beelden gemaakt. 's Middags zijn we gaan Geocachen in de omgeving van Geijsteren. Geocachen is een leuke speurtocht waarmee je d.m.v. een app naar bepaalde locaties loopt en hier moet zoeken naar een kokertje. In dit kokertje zitten vaak kleine dingertjes die andere mensen hebben achtergelaten, samen met een schrijfblokje waarin ook wij de naam van onze Maffia famiglia hebben achtergelaten. Ondertussen had een andere Maffia familie, namelijk Sjaele Wazel, onze borden, mokken en bestek gestolen waardoor we lastig aan het avondeten konden beginnen. Toen we hen hadden geliquideerd en het avond eten op hadden gegeten hebben een potje (al)Weerwolven gedaan en hopen we straks veel geld te gaan verdienen met casino spellen rondom het kampvuur.

B1-GERAPT

De dinsdagavond afgesloten met een Kub en Kanjam(frisbee) toernooi, winnaars rick en Krista. Daarna nog een klein spelletje gedaan en na heel wat slappe lachen gaan slapen. Vandaag konden we blijkbaar een uur langer uitslapen. Na het ontbijt liep er een veldmuisje voorbij en die hebben we verzorgd en later weer vrijgelaten. Deze kreeg de naam Hennie de Huismuis. Na wat potje Skipbo, beverbende, halligalli en Perudo zijn we gaan Banjeren. Na de (te) lange wandeling in het bos zijn we ook nog andere kampterreinen tegen gekomen, waaronder een waar we een paar jaar geleden ook zelf lagen. eenmaal weer terug gingen we weer spelletjes spelen en we hadden honger en waren blij toen we eindelijk gingen eten

Straks gaan we nog bij het kampvuur zitten en gaan we naar het Maffia Casino. Na een avondsnack zullen we netjes de tanden gaan poetsen en voor de laatste keer wakker worden in tenten door vogelgeluiden en een irritant persoon die schreeuwt dat het tijd is om op te staan.

PIN-GAAS

De laatste dag op de camping.

We zijn begonnen met een ultimate kubbtoernooi. Ondertussen hebben de Duitse gasten vele Nederlandse woorden geleerd zoals 🤬 of 😱 en om niet te vergeten 😤. Uiteindelijk werd "weit ich neet" de ongeslagen winnaar.

Na de lunch zijn we naar onze Duits-Italiaanse maffiafamilia geweest. We werden hartelijk ontvangen met een lekkere gelato. Michel heeft de terugweg naar de camping genavigeerd, daarbij werden steile bospaden niet geschuwd. Misschien is Dakar wel iets voor Michel.

Een paar leidings gingen inkopen doen bij de Lidl Familia voor een lekkere BBQ. Dit op de skottelbraai want hier in Duitsland is het kurkdroog. Gisteren had Pin-Gaas al een vermanend gesprek gehad over de vuurkorf die werd opgezet. Dussssss.

Alnietemin werd er lekker gegeten van ons Donmaaltijd.

De avond werd afgesloten met sterke verhalen en toen trad de nachtrust in.

Morgen worden we weer herenigd met onze maffia-familia in Geijsteren.

Ciao

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