#wikbur soot

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wikbur soot you wouldn’t understand you could never understand what weve been through

[mcmoth]

I geniunely love Dream SMP's characters, so much.... they're just, so unique???

Like, where else would I get a

1) bloodthirsty and deadpan furry who, despite his murderous tendencies, is actually usually very soft with little animals and his family and loves to farm and live a peaceful life. That is, until someone threatens him or his loved ones, as then he goes into hyperfixation mode to grind for absolute batshit amounts of war weapons and defenses, wholly prepared to blow everything to the ground;

2) British salmon-fucker who starts off a drug dealer turned revolutionary turned president, only to begin to show signs of corruption, then get cast out, upon which his mental health deteriorates until he's starting to manipulate his younger brother and ends his life by blowing up his life's worth and making his father kill him. Only, he's not gone, as he returns as a sweet amnesiac ghost who is completely oblivious (or in firm denial of) any negative thing, and spends his afterlife going around trying to cheer everyone up, even if it gets counterproductive due to him not understanding the gravity of most situations;

3) feral and loud gremlin child who's fond of minor vandalism and bad jokes, but also is determined and trusting and loyal to a fault, spending his childhood giving his all in pursuit of his and his friends' goals. Over time, he gains more and more trauma, to which he responds by running away from his problems both figuratively and literally and becoming a thieving raccoon under his big brother's, the bloodthirsty furry's, house. Almost everyone he's ever loved has betrayed him, but his life goal still remains to be an absolute annoyance to everyone around him and continue fighting for what is his.

4) tired father of three (or four?) who shows clear favouritism and regards the world with a detachment and amusement akin to an aloof god. Which makes for kind of a really shitty father to most of his kids, but hey, he probably just has no fucking idea what's going on most of the time, or maybe he just doesn't care. Ultimately, if the bloodthirsty son is happy, he's happy. Oh, also, he's Urahara Kisuke.

5) young boy who liked bees and playing a lawyer and getting into different personas and eating toxic fish and goofing off with his best friend, ready to offer help at any time, until the wars started and he was forced to grow up and fulfill his various roles, in the end being put as a president of a destroyed country, his cabinet full of people who suffered under the same tyrannical ruler as him, which leads to him progressively abandoning his very peaceful ways as he repeats the actions of the previous oppressive president. He misses his best friend, his biggest regret being casting him out in the name of his duties;

6) furry in denial who is part fox, part man, part fridge, who has a lot of daddy issues and likes to use arson and pranks as coping methods. He is so tired and wants to just prove himself and get a parent. Also, either he is engaged to god, or he has a massive crush on god, who very bashfully and hesitantly sometimes reciprocates. Despite the fact that... you know... the god has threatened everyone and everything that he cares about.

And more....

[cemeterygore]

Tommyinnit, you're cold. Tommyinnit, you're cold without a heater and blankets. Tommy when I said you're never going to get blankets, you've gotta understand that wasn't- that wasn't a challenge. That's true. You're never going to get blankets, Tommy. And I can hear it in your voice- You're trying to sound like you know what you're doing so that you can prove me wrong. Tommy, you don't know what you're doing. You're fucked. You were fucked the minute you were thrown out because of a carbon gas leak. He's

[mafumuff]

Ngl this design is good and I mean really good

But like. Both Tommy and Tubbo's youtooz are from the lmanberg era, AND WE COULD'VE HAD A LMANBUR YOUTOOZ TO GO ON WITH THE THEME!! DO MY MOST UNDERRATED DSMP BURSONAS JUSTICE PLEASE!!

LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT IT. BOTH OF THEM ARE WEARING THE LMANBURG UNIFORMS!!! Wilbur my scrunkly little totsit glass of rain water little meow meow forehead dent I KNOW that was your big moment your magnum opus on the dsmp, and I know you want people to look at how miserable your character were

BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE COULD'VE HAD HERE MAN.

[tacochippy]

Hiya!!!

Quick 2 questions for a thing what media are you most interested in atm and what characters from said thing are your favorite?

I AM CURRENTLY BITTORRENTING DAREDEVIL (THE NETFLIX ONE NOT. WHATEVER THE HELL WAS GOING ON WITH BEN AFFLICK OR WHATEVERS.)

anD FUCKING . MATHEW MICHAEL MURDOCK. HAS STOLEN MY ENTIRE HEART,

HE IS SUCH A DORK AND HE HAS A REALLY GOOD SMILE AND HIS STRUGGLES WITH TO KILL OR NOT IS SO REALISTIC AND IM ROOTING FOR HIM AND I LOVE THAT HE JUST THROWS AWAY HIS CANES ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY. ALSO HES A REALLY GOOD LAWYER.

BEST DAMN AVOCADOS FUCKING E V E R

THIS GOSH DAMNED BLIND CATHOLIC LAWYER DEALING WITH SO MANY ISSUES (HE IS SO FUCKED UP<33 MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW<33) WHOS A VIGALANTE BECAUSE HE HAS SEVER TRAUMA AND ANGER ISSUES AND SUPER POWERS WHO MAINLY USES ECHOLOCATIOJ TO FIGHT. AND. AND HES SO FUCKED UP. AND HES SO CUTE. AND HES A DMAN GOOD LAWUER AND HES JUST SO *AGH* I LOVR HIM SO MUCH ITS RIDICULOUS

and FRANKLIN "FOGGY" NELSON IS SO DAMN GOOD !!! I LOVE FOGGY. FOGGY IS SO GOOD ANF HES SO CUTE AND NICE AND HANDSOME AND THEHRE SO SILLY TOGETHER

NELSON AND MURDOCK, AVOCADOS AT LAW. BEST BOYS. BESTEST BOYS EVER. I KOVE THEM BOTH S O MUCH.

sorry for yelling at you amie i just have a lot of feelings

[filler-exe]

"Wilbur and tommy minecraft" HELLO??? HELLO??? WILBUR IS GOING ALL OUT WITH THE FOUND FAMILY DYNAMICS AND I AM HERE FOR IT

[paleroze]

IM STARTING TO THINK MY EXAM AINT IMPORTANT

[wichitalk]

SMPRONPA.

[considermygenderminecrafted]

Lyrics

Take me out tonight Because I want to see people And I want to see life Driving in your car Oh please don't drop me home Because it's not my home, it's their home And I'm welcome no more

Take me out tonight Take me anywhere, I don't care I don't care, I don't care And in the darkened underpass I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last But then a strange fear gripped me And I just couldn't ask

- there is a light that never goes out [x]

Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep I'm tired and I I want to go to bed

Sing to me Sing to me I don't want to wake up On my own anymore Don't feel bad for me I want you to know Deep in the cell of my heart I really want to go There is another world There is a better world Well, there must be Well, there must be

- asleep [x]

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I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir of nothing in particular You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does

- how soon is now [X]

I am inconsolable

All I do is think about how well so many smiths songs fit c!Wilbur and its way to pertinent in too many ways

[transandor]

whatever you do don't think about tubbo and jordan both having the same curse that everything they love burns. tubbos house, jerry's tree, between jordans dimension hopping and wikburs plot to do a terrorism, these boys can't catch a break. theyre so close now with matching nightmares filled with hot coals and soot and so worried that the other will be the next thing lost to the fire

YES

[teamfortresstwo]

it’s not parasocial if it’s ghostbur

[illululusion]

WIKBUR TALENTED SOOT IS SPOILING US

ISNT LIFE SO FUCKING INCONSISTENT WOOO

[transandor]

thinks about... wilbur adopting all the kids in the smp. things about the tom and tommy being the same person headcanon. so. I think the implication here is that Dec either left tommy in the smp bc he thought it was safe for him whike he was forced to do priest things, or Tommy ran away. he ends up not surviving the war torn smp [bonus points if in this au he dies in wikburs explosion for extra angst bc soot is another father figure here) and then?? zombie time.

i’m taking a nap