#wigmonster

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i love a half hour unpaid lunch i love getting paid for 7.5 hours of an 8 hour day because of it

RIGHT isnt it awesome its so good . im scheduled 8.5 hour days but that also means that i dont get overtime until im above 9hrs </3 at least im allowed to work stat holidays now

[axemetaphor]

hi i loved this david so much i had to make him my lockscreen

Holy Shit that's fucking amazing

[kh3finalmix]

oough if youre still doing it..🔀

the song youre gettin is momma sed by puscifer !

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

Hi welcome just want to say this is extremely funny to me. The reason i was originally thewigmonsters is bc when i tried to change my url to wigmonster when i got into jdate, it was taken. Obv this was like 9 years ago, things change. Time is an ocean, not a garden hose, etc etc, happy you're here buddy

[fredfinch]

tagged by @lovemug ! 👑✨ post your lockscreen, wallpaper, last song, and last picture of an animal or something pretty. my pic's good kitty ofc! :))

tagging @the-sneep-snoop @friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain @origami-sculpture @wigmonster @argumentativeasshole 📬✨

[cultofthepigeon]

Op turned off reblogs which such because @the jdate fandom

How Would The Dungeon Meshi Crew Prepare Wigmonsters, Slug Children, and/or Shadow People

alternatively

Would The Jdate Crew Eat The Monsters In Dungeon Meshi

[wishbonemotel]

FIRST ART FIGHT ATTACK

Mnementh belongs to @wigmonster!

[fauna-paints]

Artfight 2023 Part 3/5 Meela by @moonlight-apprehensions Meru by WeylinPlaya Momoko by @band-aidbunny Nur by @valldeperse Orbit by Sharkuyu Pat by Katabatic Pop by JellyZombies and Zesty Lemon by @dommydraws Quest by Xiwa Rew by neomai Rheave Eversharp by @wigmonster

[axemetaphor]

true re: dave Also being psychotic along with the everything else. real even. i do think he was prescribed the zyprexa at the same time as the mandatory sessions with tennet, because in book 1 he'son undisclosed meds, 3 he's unmedicated, and in 4 he's on prozac.

but yeah. hes just like me fr

YEAH see ok. my timeline with his meds shit is in hs after the Billy incident he was likely put on antipsychotics (Haldol is a common one for anger issues, iirc) by the court as part of him going to the other high school and not Jail, and as he got older antidepressants were likely added/antipsychotics changed out or potentially dropped in his early 20s, etc. since it's unclear if he was still on them in book 1. I think he's always dealt w Brain Problems but that honestly a majority of his shit re: getting in trouble with the law is, hilariously, always unrelated to that.

re: the other part of my tags (bipolar people often getting prescribed antipsychotics as mood stabilizers/what I didnt mention: psychosis is sometimes a symptom of bipolar episodes) I Think he would be one of those bipolar people who falls through the cracks (getting diagnosed with just a Major Depressive Disorder, mood-wise, and then also being diagnosed psychotic, a psych/therapist not making the Connection) for years before properly getting a Bipolar II diagnosis. book 3 fr resonated with me SO FUCKING HARD he was exactly like me in high school. the fact hes abruptly doing better when shit goes down again ....... feels a lot like a hypomanic episode triggered by outside events. I'm absolutely rambling at this point but anyways I'm hyped to get my hands on book 4 to Study Him more lmao

[kh3finalmix]

give me your character thoughts bingo on dave wong i want to hear them. or amy sullivan my best friend amy

its bingo time 😎 but i'll do both of them!

david:

amy my friend amy:

[sanktpolypenbourg]

Old 'John Dies At The End' fanart that I still really like, ca. 2013

[wirtsroom]

@wigmonster

may i share with you the best video on the internet

[cameocosplay]

Can't wait to wear this monster ♥_♥ with @lazuli_cosplay As lapis Wigs are from @coscraftuk #cos #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplayer #コスプレイヤー #こすぷれ #コスプレ#wig #wigmonster #wigstyling #coscraft #stevenuniverse #stevenuniversecosplay #jasper #jaspercosplay #gem https://www.instagram.com/cameocosplay/p/BvP4b8rHibK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vwp1ar1rs6ea

[stromcuzewon]

Just watched the trailer. 1) that looks so cool 2) THATS A WIGMONSTER

SEE I WOULDNT LIE TO YOU although when it first comes out of the woods I think I said "oh it's the monster from x-tro but good" but then later when you see it clearly it OBVIOUSLY A WIGMONSTER

[wirtsroom]

@wigmonster

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

moistyaoi replied to your post “spacelieutenantglow replied to your post “wonder if I’ll ever go...”

I wasn’t aware your selfie tag ever made sense

Yeah, this scene in John Dies at the End

He twisted the lid off the old pickle jar and a small, shriveled thing like a dried-up earthworm dropped out and landed quietly on the floor.

Shitload went to the kitchen and I heard him messing around with the sink in there. No water. He came back, studied our faces, and pointed to Fred.

“Piss on it,” he commanded.

Without hesitation Fred shrugged and said, “Okay.”

Fred stood, urinated on the floor, zipped up and sat back down. The little black dried-worm sliver sat in the middle of the bubbling puddle. Nothing for a long time, maybe a minute.

And then, it twitched.

Jennifer screamed, everybody jumped.

The shriveled nothing grew. And grew. And grew.

A hand formed, in the middle of the floor. A human hand, pink and the size of a baby’s. Stretching out from behind it, instead of an arm, was something like an insect leg. It was a foot long, springing out to length before our eyes like a radio antenna. Something like a shell took shape. I saw an eye, red and clustered like a fly’s. Another eye, this one with a round pupil, like a mammal, grew in next to it. Then another eye, yellow with a black slit down the center. Reptilian.

The thing grew and grew some more, taking shape in the middle of the floor. It grew to the size of a rabbit, then a small dog, then stopped when it was about a foot and a half high and maybe three feet wide, probably the same overall mass as Molly.

I wish I had a photograph of the thing, because describing it is a bitch. The finished creature seemed to be assembled from spare parts. It had a tail like a scorpion curling up off its back. It walked on seven—yes, seven—legs, each ending in one of those small, pink infantile hands. It had a head that was sort of an inverted heart-shape, a bank of mismatched eyes in an arc over a hooked, black beak, like a parrot’s. On its head, no kidding, it had a tuft of neatly-groomed blonde hair that I swear on my mother’s grave was a wig, held on with a rubber band chinstrap.

What was strange about it, or rather, what was stranger about it was that the two sections of its body, the hind quarters and the abdomen, were not connected. There was a good two inches of space between them and when it turned sideways you could see right through the thing. But it moved in unison, as if they were connected by invisible tissue.

The little monster stood twitching there on the floor like a newborn calf, still dripping with urine. Fred said, “Guys, can you all see that thing, or is it just me?”

[…]

He pointed to the wigmonster, said, “Open the box.”

The wigmonster is brought into existence by piss. Thus I, a wigmonster, am as well.