#wicked eye

[thekingwhereitallends]

I will bless you with some Fugaku Uchiha Screenshots bc he is one of the GOATs👑

[lynn-isqueerandhere]

rikka meme I made

It's funny. I think.

[cronchy-baguette]

'cause when i see me through your eyes

i love me, so don't leave my side

[secretsimpleness]

Inquisitor Orlesians-Can-Burn-In-A-Ditch-For-All-I-Care Lavellan. + Josephine, Leliana, some noble / Dragon Age Inquisition (c) Bioware

[liv0]

Everybody looking at Elphie and she only got eyes for Glinda......jesus christ

[refrainee]

The court is his natural habitat

[lesbozoid]

Imagine being in the room next door to Glinda and Elphaba and hearing a bunch of creaking bed noises and voices saying “I need you to bounce with me girl” and “it feels.. good.. I like it” at 6 in the morning

[fantastic-nonsense]

Wicked Act 2 is only a tragedy for Elphaba and Glinda. It's a Grade A comedy for everyone else

[revvethasmythh]

blackwall's whole situation is hilarious to me because he's posing as the warden-constable of orlais and this is never interrogated by anyone. what the fuck do you mean the warden-constable of orlais is chilling in my adventuring party after apparently being no-contact with any other wardens for multiple years and was found living in fereldan for some reason. leliana has a file of warden-constable blackwall's speech to his soldiers (in orlais!) during the fifth blight when blackwall outright tells you he was in fereldan during the blight and then after the truth comes out cullen is like "yeah even leliana didn't know blackwall was lying because she has a blind spot when it comes to the wardens". girlfriend that is not a blind spot that is a black hole. do we not communicate did i not tell you that blackwall said he was in fereldan. what breakdown in communication had to occur to allow this ruse to continue

also if he's the warden-constable of orlais that means he's clarel's second in command and this NEVER comes up. you leave the warden contact behind in the fade and some junior warden scuttles up to you like, "but we have no one left of any significant rank!" okay well the guy claiming to be warden-constable is literally stood five feet to my left, how's that. no one's ever like "hey blackwall wanna take over command of the remaining wardens" despite the fact that his own cover story outright makes him their commander. like the way blackwall lies is hilarious but also he should NOT have feasibly been able to get away with this. claiming to be the warden-constable is a level of audacity rarely witnessed in nature. what the fuck even happened here

[tunemyart]

lowkey feeling bad for the wizard's propaganda machine surely having to work overtime to drown out the entire student body of shiz university who witnessed not only the very public enemies to lovers speedrun, but also the constant canoodling, hand holding, joined at the hip elphaba-and-glinda that followed

act ii glinda's like 'oh no the wicked witch! wickedness bad!'

heckler in the audience: 'you're married!'

act ii glinda: 'shhhhhhh'

[festivating]

glinda running away screaming and crying and then standing against the wall and closing her eyes and waiting for death... elphaba saw firsthand how much of a TERRIBLE fugitive glinda would've been and was still like mmm yes please come with me we'll be the greatest team there's ever been. she loves glinda so dearly.

[thekingwhereitallends]

Kid Naruto:(bumps into fugaku)

Fugaku:...

Fugaku:(arms crossed,pouts)

Kid Naruto:(scared)

Fugaku:'minato's and kushina's son...'

Fugaku:Hey.

Fugaku:(reaches for naruto) Let me help you.

Kid Naruto:(blushes) Would you really save me from those bullies?

Fugaku:Yes. I will.

Fugaku:(lifts naruto and wraps his arms around him)

Bullies:(come looking for naruto just to see he's with fugaku) Shit

Fugaku:You fools,i'll make sure you won't be promoted to genin rank ever.

Bullies:WHY?BECAUSE OF HIM?

Fugaku:It's just that i simply can't stand you guys.

Fugaku:You're...

Kid Naruto:FULL OF SHIT!

Fugaku:Language,Naruto.

Kid Naruto:Sorry,sir.

Fugaku:You happen to be so ugly and stinky and incompetent and useless.

Fugaku:I bet your parents are ashamed of you.

Fugaku:(grins)

Bullies:(cry out loud,run away)

Fugaku:Naruto,i can smell the scent of ramen all over your body.

Kid Naruto:So what of it?

Kid Naruto:Ramen is love,Ramen is life dattebayo.

Fugaku:You don't eat anything other than ramen,do you?

Kid Naruto:(nods) That's right.

Fugaku:Eh.

[hamletthedane]

What Is This Feeling? is the funniest fucking song.

[youvebeengalindafied]

I mean the joke writes itself:

[bemp0]

Portrait of Divine Victoria with Schmooples II

[liv0]

INSANE way to look at your best...friend, miss Glinda