#whyyyy didn't i get this

[thigholstercas]

I know it's been said before but for real if Dean had heard Cas saying werepire his only thought until he could get home and do it would've been kissing cas

[norakbubbles]

If I had a nickel for every time Clone High was canceled after ending the season on a cliffhanger, I'd have two nickels

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice 💀

[beeduoo]

will he burn down the kitchen

[bentofaxmachine]

link click fans share the same pain (not the show itself but the unsolicited porn and scams in our main tag)

[bloodydeanwinchester]

ughhh why do jobs even require you to submit a copy of your transcripts!!! those aren't always easy to get asap and i just saw the job listing yesterday! even requesting them electronically and rushed one day might not be enough time to even get a copy of them.....

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

God damn it I finished my Enterprise rewatch and now I'm mad all over again

[aioliravioli-69]

I'm so excited about the tumblr art exchange it feels like my heart is gonna pop

help pleaseeee

[chonkymoth]

seeing that a movie has good reviews so you watch it, just to be disappointed by it, has me looking at the reviews like one would a dog that's barking at seemingly nothing. what's out there girl? what are you seeing? what did you notice that I didn't? and it turns out the dog is genuinely barking at nothing and you're like!! girl why are you still barking?? the empty yard ain't worth all that!

[futurelabs]

i finished silent hill 2 remake and got the worst ending possible

[running-in-the-dark]

I could've been insane in an interesting way at least but noo, I just think about a stupid guy so much that I lose my mind, how fucking stupid is that

[rockcat2112]

I swear to Satan and all things unholy My family has some in-built detector of when I'm about to get into flow/hyperfixate mode.

And just about every time they manage to dropkick me out of it within 10-20 seconds...

It's literally gotten to the point where I spend most of my days mindlessly waiting until they want me to do something, only for them to not want anything that day!

[trans-xianxian]

did you get the earring in?

sort of 😭 I don't have any studs but I do have hoops with straight posts, but I had to sort of bend one to be able to get it at an angle where I could get it through the back of my ear, so right now I have a hoop earing sticking backwards in my ear w an earring back on it so it doesn't fall out.... I'm going to wait for my ear to calm down a little bit before taking it out and Immediately putting the other one in

[vyunok-obyknovenniy]

(From Fagles' translation) Book 17 Stranger at the Gates <...> Now, as they talked on, a dog that lay there lifted up his muzzle, pricked his ears … It was Argos, long-enduring Odysseus’ dog he trained as a puppy once, but little joy he got since all too soon he shipped to sacred Troy. In the old days young hunters loved to set him coursing after the wild goats and deer and hares. But now with his master gone he lay there, castaway, on piles of dung from mules and cattle, heaps collecting out before the gates till Odysseus’ serving-men could cart it off to manure the king’s estates. Infested with ticks, half-dead from neglect, here lay the hound, old Argos. But the moment he sensed Odysseus standing by he thumped his tail, nuzzling low, and his ears dropped, though he had no strength to drag himself an inch toward his master. Odysseus glanced to the side and flicked away a tear, hiding it from Eumaeus, diverting his friend in a hasty, offhand way: “Strange, Eumaeus, look, a dog like this, lying here on a dung-hill … what handsome lines! But I can’t say for sure if he had the running speed to match his looks or he was only the sort that gentry spoil at table, show-dogs masters pamper for their points.”

You told the stranger, Eumaeus, loyal swineherd, “Here—it’s all too true—here’s the dog of a man who died in foreign parts. But if he had now the form and flair he had in his glory days— as Odysseus left him, sailing off to Troy— you’d be amazed to see such speed, such strength. No quarry he chased in the deepest, darkest woods could ever slip this hound. A champion tracker too! Ah, but he’s run out of luck now, poor fellow … his master’s dead and gone, so far from home, and the heartless women tend him not at all. Slaves, with their lords no longer there to crack the whip, lose all zest to perform their duties well. Zeus, the Old Thunderer, robs a man of half his virtue the day the yoke clamps down around his neck.” With that he entered the well-constructed palace, strode through the halls and joined the proud suitors. But the dark shadow of death closed down on Argos’ eyes the instant he saw Odysseus, twenty years away. <...>

one last job

[violetclarity]

how do I go back in time and integrate myself into the queer women-heavy gay sports league in my city instead of the cis gay men-heavy gay sports league??

[starchild--27]

why. [yapping in the tags]

[saintedbythestorm]

Me: *sees top gun*

Brain: DID YOU KNOW IN FALLOUT -

Me: OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK SHUT UP!!!