#whys he so cunty in this
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We're so back
#hot glenn summer#dndads#dungeons and daddies#noah does art#glenn close#glenn close dndads#hot glenn summer 2024#im gonna keep doing these while i melt up here in the pnw#but also i just got an ac unit#so im doing better than last year.#pin up#procreate#whys he so cunty in this#im not mad#im just curious#god i wish i was morgan freeman#and anyone else who has fucked this dumb ass
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free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay
#akekita content in this economy? it's more likely than you think#this is like for the three ppl that ship them (me tumblr user haliai and atlus)#also which boyliker at atlus designed yusuke's phantom outfit like WHY is he dressed like a gay hooker 💀💀💀💀#the skintight spandex bodysuit designed to show off the slutty waist?? the exposed cleavage?? the cunty little fox tail?? bro 😭#my hand was shaking while i was drawing the second img it felt so IMMODEST 😭😭😭😭😭#i wish atlus confirmed which highschool akechi went to bc i love the hc that he attends kosei#his tie matches hifumi's ribbon so i think they're trying to tell us smt (im delusional)#ANYWAY akechi and yusuke would match each other's freak lowkey like they're both hardcore yappers that weird everyone else tf out#akechi would find solidarity in the fact that yusuke doesn't shut up abt whatever he's interested in#also also the fact that akechi is a mirror version of him bc they're victims of the same situation#both being exploited and utilized as tools after their mothers death#by the man they called father in exchange for validation or a false sense of place#but ultimately yusuke was saved by phantom thieves while akechi refused any pity and slowly succumbed to fate of his own making#really makes you look at atlus and think whats going on in their buttery smooth brains for not including other character interactions#aside from the social links with joker. the wasted dynamic potential between some of the characters is insane 😭#persona 5#p5#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#goro akechi#akechi goro#akekita#bro me when i stay up until three am drawing persona instead of finishing my lab (i’m beyond cooked 💀💀)#i think i need to switch college majors i can’t keep doing this#lotus draws
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changbin imitating him is sending me so bad LMAO
#why is he so cunty here#stray kids#skz#seo changbin#skz changbin#changbin#han skz#han jisung#han stray kids
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Youth.
#silco#arcane#fanart#young silco#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#arcane fanart#silco arcane#i simplified that fuckass miner jacket#why the fuck do they make the outfits so detailled and then the references are so grainy you can fucking sand down wood with the damn .png#will i ever draw young silco again? who knows#he's so cunty though isn't he
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Dogman books/fandom entirely summed up with this one image
#Ok wait stfu about how you can make Dogman deep for this because it ISNT CANON!!! He’s just a doggy#That’s why he’s a peak character tbh#Also why is Petey so cunty in that image I know what you are bro one leg out like that is crazy#Anywya#I NEED TO STFU ABOUT THESE KIDS BOOKS#dogman#dogman comic#petey the cat#dav pilkey
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#fear and hunger#funger#enki ankarian#fear and hunger enki#enki fear and hunger#my beautiful princess#hes so cunty#hes so fine#i love him but why cant you hold the fucking claymore oh god#he's too pretty to be there
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Everyone say congratulations to the new uncle! Thank you @itcrescentcrow for your lovely Veronica Aurelius, whose story inspired me to have Vlad start a vampire family of his own (for entirely unspiteful reasons, I'm sure).
P.S. Join the fan club if you haven't already!
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Caleb: [startled] Jesus Christ!
Vlad: [wryly] Guess again. I couldn’t help noticing you’ve acquired a new… houseguest. That girl is freshly turned. She has all the grace of a newborn colt. Your sister’s latest plaything, I presume?
Caleb: How many times have I told you I’m not interested in indulging your desire for gossip? Anyone with a modicum of social grace would have taken the hint by now.
Vlad: [continues, unruffled] The curious thing is I’ve seen her before, the girl, at your insipid little gathering of hedonists in the spring. Her cheeks were much rosier then, as I recall. I’m surprised Lilith offered her the dark gift so soon — or at all. Does she not expect to grow bored of this one? Or, I wonder, did something not go precisely according to plan?
Caleb: [defensively] Lilith didn’t turn her. She nearly killed her. I did it to save her life.
Vlad: [amused] Always the humanitarian, you — though it is strange you would choose to burden another with an existence you clearly detest. But I must admit I’m impressed. I wasn’t sure you had it in you. Frankly, I rather thought you’d be dead or driven to madness by now. [sighs stagily] At any rate, I wish you luck. If you’re hoping to raise her in your image, you’ll need it. I can’t imagine Lilith will surrender her easily. Alas, I must go. There are other matters-
Veronica: [snarls aggressively]
Caleb: Who are you?
Vlad: Manners, darling.
Veronica: Sorry, Uncle Vlad. My dinner almost got away from me.
Vlad: [strangely paternalistic] Isn’t she a marvel?
Caleb: Uncle Vlad?
Vlad: This is my niece, Veronica. Well, cousin several times removed, but that’s such a mouthful. I’ve been trying to introduce her for some time.
Caleb: I must have mistaken that for your usual garden variety creeping.
Vlad: We have a common ancestor in my maker, though the bloodlines diverged centuries ago and hers was thought to be quite diluted. You see, after generations of tamping down their vampiric nature, their powers had largely grown dormant. But Veronica is special. She tells me her dreams led her to me. Can you believe it? [chuckles] I haven’t dreamed since I was mortal. At any rate, I’ve taken her under my wing. I have much to teach her, and she is an eager pupil.
Caleb: Good… for you.
Lilith, looking out on them from the window: He has a WHAT?!?
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 story#sims 4 story#story: hzid#caleb vatore#vladislaus straud#lilith vatore#blood tw#vlad looks so cunty in the fourth shot#love how he completely ignores what he doesn't want to hear#no time for chit-chat#the man is on a mission#and the mission is getting under the vatores' skin#he's obsessed!!!#i had to simplify veronica's story a bit but i hope i did her justice!#i think we'll see her again at some point!#lilith HAS to meet her of course#(also it's so hard to convey vampire travel in still shots lol!#just know that vlad doesn't even take bat form#he just becomes the mist#which is why caleb is so caught off-guard#he literally APPEARS from nowhere!!!)
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Why is Locus always on the floor in this fight I'm sobbing LET HIM GET UPPPPPPP 😭
Carolina apparently hits him so hard here he just stays down for like 23 seconds (I literally counted) not even attempting to help Felix and when he DOES get up he's swaying while clutching his side this man hates his job
#The way he constantly looks half dead I can't#also he takes way longer to get up than anyone else like when they all jump off the platform he's the last one to get up by quite a bit#everyone else is standing arguing and he's barely pushing himself up#this is just this fight too he's on the floor in other ones too#SOMEONE HELP HIMMMMMMM#i keep looking at the second one why is it so cunty#someone draw that#rvb#red vs blue#rooster teeth#rvb locus#samuel ortez#locus rvb#locus
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i admit this isnt the best character design, possibly the plainest out of every one ive designed so far but i kinda just went with the idea that, after all, king orange is just a regular guy and father.
that or i just designed king from dj's likeness. LMAO
#fanart#animation vs minecraft#alan becker#avm king orange#scalding hot take but i dont really like king orange that much#thats unrelated to why his design is plain#at the end of the day hes a guy who lost his child so i dont really think he had the time to make himself look 'dressed up'#rip the cunty wip sketch i sent in the discord HAHAHA
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My friend rambled about this guy and I have decided to draw him
My take on this guy is: Omg hes so cunty slay princess pussy bitch king boyboss slay
BONUS: Co workers doing co worky things
#sdv morris#sdv#sdv art#sdv fanart#stardew fanart#stardew#joja mart#sdv dobson#why are all joja co employees so cunty#is that part of their job training or smth#damn sad he got deleted from the game#his sacrifice wont be forgotten#in the name of porris#*sighs and adds another capitalist to the basement*
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im about to quit this looks nothing like him
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got his masters in cuntology and mothering studies from the servington university a member of slayana league or whatever
#i fucking love this bird he's so funny why are you as a dove serving this much#everybody say thank you quazies for cunty dove#lil pootis#tf2
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G1 Ratchet with a gun is just really funny to me.
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WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
#help why does he look so cunty#bsd fyodor#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd manga#bsd manga spoilers#bsd 113
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rashek... girl...
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grandpa ate my dad
#hello guys#i think chronos is really funny#also why is he so cunty#anyway#hades 2#hades ii#hades supergiant#chronos#chronos hades#my art#idk what else to tag#fran's art
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