#whyd i get poetic with it

[webism]

When I say Gojo worships your body I don't mean kisses over every inch of skin and praise straight from a porno. I mean worship.

I mean all-encompassing worship. Knees on the cold tile by your feet. Eyes sewn shut, lips parted in hummed prayer, cold hands clasped atop his thighs. A beautiful sight, an aged painting of praise. If a God had been so skilled to have sculpted Satoru, She’d rue the sight of Her magnum opus in worship of a less-than-pious soul such as yours.

I mean dramatics: recited reverence for your body, genuine thanks when you let him touch you, orgasms that send you stupid in return. Contorting your face in a less-than-heavenly way when you cum on his tongue for the fifth or sixth time. Works-based praise, a creed of lust and want and all the other deadly sins from his lips to your perfect cunt to taste. A potential eternity in the pits of hell all for the mindless way you moan his name as if you're the one knelt in worship.

I mean devotion: he's nothing if not yours and even less if not devout. Remembers each curve and scar and marking on your skin as if it were his. Each shaky inhale of breath you take when he's balls deep inside of you is stored in his mind for future reference. He knows you, every inch of you both inside and out, and he loves and worships all of it without exception.

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Bonus Poll

Not a single Luffy ship got past the second round, so we still gotta decide which one was the most popular of the 2 that made it to round 2.

LuSan art by @supernaturallyginger. Check out the original post here!

CobyLu art by @aroacejay. Please check out the original post here!

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for Sanji x Luffy:

I don't think anyone is gonna bother denying the fact that WCI is literally just the plot of an otome isekai shoujo manga/manhwa. MC (main character) is treated like trash by family except for the 1 dead mom and 1 nice sympathetic supporter that can't do much of anything to help. MC escapes only to find themselves in an even worse situation somewhat of their own making, only to be swept off their feet by the ML (male lead) and saved, full damsel in distress style. Dramatic love confessions, crying in the rain, betrayal from an arranged marriage, it has it all.

Dude Luffy loves Sanji so so much like WCI is the best example and like you don't even really need to see the love as romantic if that bugs you but dudes. The first words out of the Luffys Shadow Possessed Oars was yelling for Sanji. He just loves Sanji so much and Sanji loves him too

The WCI arc in itself is mega SanLu propaganda. Luffy invaded an emperor’s territory, completely crashed a wedding, went up against Sanji’s evil science family, and got nearly beat to death by Sanji himself all in order to get Sanji back. Sanji offered his life to Kuma at thriller bark so Kuma wouldn’t kill Luffy. He pushed himself for 2 years all in order to get stronger FOR Luffy. Sanji feels sorry when he isn’t useful, the whole reason why he used the raid suit those few times was because he was thinking about getting stronger for Luffy, but realized that he didn’t want to become an emotionless monster like his family. Sanji broke down in tears at WCI when he tried to get Luffy to go away by fighting him. And then broke down in tears again when he ran back to Luffy and told him he wanted to go back home to the Sunny. No matter what Sanji cooks, Luffy always likes it and is proud to have him in his crew. Sanji is also one of Luffy’s “wings”, as stated by Robin! They’re both just so sweet and clearly care very deeply about each other.

Luffy saving Sanji on whole cake island got to me

[Insert everything that happens between them during WCI] how could I see luffy yelling about how he won't eat anything and will starve- LUFFY OF ALL PEOPLE- unless Sanji comes back and not ship them at LEAST a little. "Without you I can't become the pirate king" absolutely devastating cinema. Then Sanji laying out everything, in tears, and Luffy accepting it all and just saying, "well that's who you are" poetic. Final wci thing: luffy hearing judges bs about sanji and going "whyd he start listing all your good point" true love. This seems one sided but Sanji is also just as bad. "Which version of me do you prefer" anyone? They care SO MUCH about each other. Also Luffy loves to eat, Sanji loves to feed people, they're meant to be.

*gestures at the entirety of WCI* I mean that’s Love, they are Ride or Die, Luffy cannot become the pirate king without Sanji, whether that means physically because he needs Sanji’s support or just because being the pirate king means Luffy has everything he wants and what he wants is Sanji or both. And Sanji loves him just as much back! He’s his sun he’s his world…Luffy jump and Sanji’s too busy skywalking to bother asking how high. I just love them sm

Oda himself wrote the propaganda for this, Whole Cake Island just cemented lusan as canon. "I can't become Pirate King without you!" <- that's love baby

Propaganda for Luffy x Coby:

The first characters in the series who ever met and the first characters we as an audience met. Luffy is the whole reason why Koby is the character he is now and was the first to experience the “Luffy Effect”. Luffy is happy whenever he hears about Koby’s accomplishments and fully believes in his dreams even when Koby is a marine. Koby holds a very obvious bias towards Luffy (even if he is a pirate) and is the reason he learned to keep an open mind about pirates and the navy and what the meaning of Justice is. Koby’s admiration and flustered nature towards Luffy can definitely be interpreted as a crush. Koby is very ride or die for Luffy even in the face of people drastically more powerful than him (Akainu).

Coby is beyond gay for Luffy and he was the first person Luffy traveled with.

they are cute

Coby literally gets heart eyes and can't stop himself from piping up every time Luffy comes up in conversation that boy is SMITTEN. I don't know if Luffy understands but he knows Koby is one of his and that's good enough for me.

[acethatlovesdinos]

Brief astarion note in act 3, minor side spoilers ahead

By this point we defeated cazador and astarion remains a spawn.

Anyway we accidentally ran into Miss Blood Fetish in baldurs gate (araj, I don't remember her last name and don't care to Google it), and she asked me to chug her weird potion. I politely declined, she insisted,

And Astarion interrupted.

"She said no. Seems you've yet to learn the meaning of the word."

He stepped in to defend me, to keep his lover safe from the very thing I kept him from earlier in the adventure. Poetic and beautiful, to see a moment like that. I felt...really proud that he'd grown so much and made his boundaries immediately clear.

She still handed me the potion, and Astarion told me not to drink it. He looked genuinely concerned, and said "I just...dont want you getting hurt."

And ladies and gentlemen when I tell you my HEART

I love this man sm

Of course morbid curiosity set in, and i drank the potion anyway lmao

(I fucking exploded, and, btw, Araj got UPSET with me that I "vandalized" her house, despite her saying that the potion was to remain strictly inside her house, so like, whyd she get so mad when she fucked around and found out)

Of course she asked for another blood sample when she discovered my volatile ichor, and I, tired of her bullshit, refused. Once again she insisted,

And Astarion actually raised his voice at her, getting upset on my behalf that someone was being so rude and demanding, so degrading of my own rights and autonomy.

I outright told her no and she fought us (she died in 2 hits lol) and I just

I'm so proud of my boy ;w;

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

The first time it happened I said "what the hell dude whyd you get so poetic near the end" and he apologized and tried to be straightforward then gradually drifted back into being poetic

I've been talking about how to convert rust to c, how to spoof type variables / generics in c, with chatgpt4 and it got all poetic on me

[mariaiscrafting]

I just couldn't possibly understand why people don't like reblogging things anymore. What is a tumblr blog but an amalgamation of the hundreds or thousands of quotes, rants, gifs, debates, pictures, art, and music you liked at one point? What is it, if not a chronology of your moods throughout the months or years, of every fandom you fell into and out of, of every mood you pursued in the tags, of every period of Internet history you lived? There is no order here, no veiled attempts at aesthetic. Someone I follow reblogs something beautiful or funny or ridiculous because they wanted to show it to me; they are saying, "here is a little piece of the Internet I enjoyed. I hope you enjoy it, too." A like is only another book added to a shelf, another hanger hung in a closet. But a reblog is a puff of air breathed into this monster of a website so it can keep running, another leaf to add to the many circling in the wind, so that someone may find it, pluck it out, and admire its beauty, too.

Anyways, please reblog the things you love because then, someone else can love them, too.

[itsrapsodia]

So I was just looking at the android au art you posted and geralt being all blushy and all I could think was that if he was gonna get all flustered then whyd he make him so hot like geralt you built the body ok you didn't have to make him look like that anyway geralt panicking like "fuck he's too pretty goddammit why did I do this to myself" and being forced to admit (at least in the privacy of his mind) that he probably would've had the same reaction no matter what jaskier looked like

aww yeah he's definitely had a crush on jaskier wayyyy before he atarted building a body for him. i do hc, personally, that while geralt got all the pieces together, both scavanging for pieces, trading and buying others, he just got the mechanical part of it working. he built the undercarriage and all the components that make it work, so to say. then he asked Yen to do the coding (my hc is that magic = coding in this au. aretuza/the lodge deals with corporations and cybersecurity, and when yen left them she became one of the best hackers there is), and then he comissioned someone to add the synthetic muscle/fat/skin on top and do the aesthetics of it all, so it wasn't really geralt's decision what jaskier looked like.

a part of me really wants jaskier to have had a say in this and how he looks. i think early on jaskier expressed a desire to have a body of his own and geralt agreed to help him out? except he never expected to get as invested in it. so jaskier couldve been the one to give a few schematics/ideas of what he wanted his body to look like eventually. maybe he would wax poetics to geralt about things he'd like to have and when the time came he remembered all of those and relied them to the person he commissioned.

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Round 2 Side C

Lusan art by @supernaturallyginger. Check out the original post here!

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for Sanji x Luffy:

I don't think anyone is gonna bother denying the fact that WCI is literally just the plot of an otome isekai shoujo manga/manhwa. MC (main character) is treated like trash by family except for the 1 dead mom and 1 nice sympathetic supporter that can't do much of anything to help. MC escapes only to find themselves in an even worse situation somewhat of their own making, only to be swept off their feet by the ML (male lead) and saved, full damsel in distress style. Dramatic love confessions, crying in the rain, betrayal from an arranged marriage, it has it all.

Dude Luffy loves Sanji so so much like WCI is the best example and like you don't even really need to see the love as romantic if that bugs you but dudes. The first words out of the Luffys Shadow Possessed Oars was yelling for Sanji. He just loves Sanji so much and Sanji loves him too

The WCI arc in itself is mega SanLu propaganda. Luffy invaded an emperor’s territory, completely crashed a wedding, went up against Sanji’s evil science family, and got nearly beat to death by Sanji himself all in order to get Sanji back. Sanji offered his life to Kuma at thriller bark so Kuma wouldn’t kill Luffy. He pushed himself for 2 years all in order to get stronger FOR Luffy. Sanji feels sorry when he isn’t useful, the whole reason why he used the raid suit those few times was because he was thinking about getting stronger for Luffy, but realized that he didn’t want to become an emotionless monster like his family. Sanji broke down in tears at WCI when he tried to get Luffy to go away by fighting him. And then broke down in tears again when he ran back to Luffy and told him he wanted to go back home to the Sunny. No matter what Sanji cooks, Luffy always likes it and is proud to have him in his crew. Sanji is also one of Luffy’s “wings”, as stated by Robin! They’re both just so sweet and clearly care very deeply about each other.

Luffy saving Sanji on whole cake island got to me

[Insert everything that happens between them during WCI] how could I see luffy yelling about how he won't eat anything and will starve- LUFFY OF ALL PEOPLE- unless Sanji comes back and not ship them at LEAST a little. "Without you I can't become the pirate king" absolutely devastating cinema. Then Sanji laying out everything, in tears, and Luffy accepting it all and just saying, "well that's who you are" poetic. Final wci thing: luffy hearing judges bs about sanji and going "whyd he start listing all your good point" true love. This seems one sided but Sanji is also just as bad. "Which version of me do you prefer" anyone? They care SO MUCH about each other. Also Luffy loves to eat, Sanji loves to feed people, they're meant to be.

*gestures at the entirety of WCI* I mean that’s Love, they are Ride or Die, Luffy cannot become the pirate king without Sanji, whether that means physically because he needs Sanji’s support or just because being the pirate king means Luffy has everything he wants and what he wants is Sanji or both. And Sanji loves him just as much back! He’s his sun he’s his world…Luffy jump and Sanji’s too busy skywalking to bother asking how high. I just love them sm

Oda himself wrote the propaganda for this, Whole Cake Island just cemented lusan as canon. "I can't become Pirate King without you!" <- that's love baby

Propaganda for Sanji x Usopp:

PLEASE they are so great for the needs love/gives love dynamic because it goes both ways.

My fav somewhat rare pair. I specifically love on skypiea when Sanji sacrifices himself to save Usopp from Enel. (And of course the scene when they wake up from their injuries holding hands!!!!)

It is simply the best Sanji ship I’m afraid

Consider: they cute

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Round 1 Side C

Lusan art by @supernaturallyginger. Check out the original post here!

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for Sanji x Luffy:

I don't think anyone is gonna bother denying the fact that WCI is literally just the plot of an otome isekai shoujo manga/manhwa. MC (main character) is treated like trash by family except for the 1 dead mom and 1 nice sympathetic supporter that can't do much of anything to help. MC escapes only to find themselves in an even worse situation somewhat of their own making, only to be swept off their feet by the ML (male lead) and saved, full damsel in distress style. Dramatic love confessions, crying in the rain, betrayal from an arranged marriage, it has it all.

Dude Luffy loves Sanji so so much like WCI is the best example and like you don't even really need to see the love as romantic if that bugs you but dudes. The first words out of the Luffys Shadow Possessed Oars was yelling for Sanji. He just loves Sanji so much and Sanji loves him too

The WCI arc in itself is mega SanLu propaganda. Luffy invaded an emperor’s territory, completely crashed a wedding, went up against Sanji’s evil science family, and got nearly beat to death by Sanji himself all in order to get Sanji back. Sanji offered his life to Kuma at thriller bark so Kuma wouldn’t kill Luffy. He pushed himself for 2 years all in order to get stronger FOR Luffy. Sanji feels sorry when he isn’t useful, the whole reason why he used the raid suit those few times was because he was thinking about getting stronger for Luffy, but realized that he didn’t want to become an emotionless monster like his family. Sanji broke down in tears at WCI when he tried to get Luffy to go away by fighting him. And then broke down in tears again when he ran back to Luffy and told him he wanted to go back home to the Sunny. No matter what Sanji cooks, Luffy always likes it and is proud to have him in his crew. Sanji is also one of Luffy’s “wings”, as stated by Robin! They’re both just so sweet and clearly care very deeply about each other.

Luffy saving Sanji on whole cake island got to me

[Insert everything that happens between them during WCI] how could I see luffy yelling about how he won't eat anything and will starve- LUFFY OF ALL PEOPLE- unless Sanji comes back and not ship them at LEAST a little. "Without you I can't become the pirate king" absolutely devastating cinema. Then Sanji laying out everything, in tears, and Luffy accepting it all and just saying, "well that's who you are" poetic. Final wci thing: luffy hearing judges bs about sanji and going "whyd he start listing all your good point" true love. This seems one sided but Sanji is also just as bad. "Which version of me do you prefer" anyone? They care SO MUCH about each other. Also Luffy loves to eat, Sanji loves to feed people, they're meant to be.

*gestures at the entirety of WCI* I mean that’s Love, they are Ride or Die, Luffy cannot become the pirate king without Sanji, whether that means physically because he needs Sanji’s support or just because being the pirate king means Luffy has everything he wants and what he wants is Sanji or both. And Sanji loves him just as much back! He’s his sun he’s his world…Luffy jump and Sanji’s too busy skywalking to bother asking how high. I just love them sm

Oda himself wrote the propaganda for this, Whole Cake Island just cemented lusan as canon. "I can't become Pirate King without you!" <- that's love baby

Propaganda for Luffy x Nami:

They cute, funny, and entertaining.