#whyamifat

[ancient-immie-blog]

Holy Shit

Okay after living on my own for 15+ years, I have had to move in with my parents (Thanks Hurricane Ian, for flooding my house and destroying most that I own ya dick!) and holy shit. Two 70+ year old people, its like children who can drive and drink.

I’m grateful that they wanted me to come live with them.

Not in the sense of I’m trying to keep them from doing stuff like a toddler or baby sense. Fuck me. This is why I’m not having kids, I have no patience for myself, a mini person of me is not happening.

I forgot how ingrained technology and internet stuff is in Gen X and the later generations. We know it because we had to learn it. I’ve been a denizen of the Internet since 1994. I know, I’m teh oldz. I’m pretty up on shit, or I’d like to think so.

Its like trying to teach Lazlo, Nadja and Nandor how to operate the interwebz. They’re not stupid people, not implying that. Its just they don’t fully listen.

My father’s hard of hearing and much like his father, doesn’t wear his hearing aids all the time. Yet, this man puts his glasses on every morning because he can not see without them. But he sits around the house without hearing aids and its like:

He gets snippy if we shout for him to hear us and he does have them in. He says that if he wears them for the day that it takes forever to charge them.

My Stepmom is one of those she gets most of the info and then runs with it, getting frustrated when its not completely right. She’s a lovely person, though she do be saying things and I’m like:

And I am not it. No srsly, you can’t say that shit. No, “you’re old” isn’t an excuse anymore. I think it’s jut there was no thinking before saying shit.

I find myself going back to teenage behaviors of listening to music, isolating myself, watching YT all the time, getting out of the house. I am trapped between two grown ass adults who are watching TV all day, on two different TVs with the volume competing. There are days that I’m so over stimulated from being stuck between them I’m ready to scream.

Ugh, that makes me a 40 year old teenager...dude, teenaging far, far beyond the point of this is fine.

[snailmail0406]

i know its bad to want stomach bug so i can lose weight but i want stomach bug so i can lose weight

[super-fitspo-thinspo]

IM SO TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT AND STAY SKINNY

or even people who eat normal and dont obsess over food and are skinny 

[jojonookandcranny-blog]

So this just happened. It’s a second breakfast kind of day. The first being a coffee and a flapjack 🤫😱😜 #maplesyruppancakes #bacon #secondbreakfast #snowdayfun #whyamifat #delicious #foodporn

[fatfreequeen-blog]

The worst thing happened yesterday. All my test results came back negative. I was prescribed more exercise (I'm at the gym 2ish hours a day) and more water (that bottle makes my 3rd 23 oz bottle this morning). I'm getting my hormones and metabolism tested next month. I refuse to belive that this isn't fixable. #broken #whyamifat #needmoreexercise #personaltrainer #polar

[alexxroyalty]

#oops #thishappened. #whyamifat #Conjuring2 #movienight #whitewineevening #framily #boysweekend.

[jesqueda]

#happy #nationaldonutday Thanks Laura for the #donut. #homersimpson #whyamifat

[naaanni510]

And it's a WRAP! 🎬 I can't believe it's actually over now! It feels like we just started rehearsing yesterday.😓 We had such a great run! This cast and crew was amazing to work with! It's weird how you can get close to so many people in so little time. Everyone was there when you needed to vent and or a shoulder to cry on. So supportive of one another and I couldn't be more greatfull.💜 You are all so fucken talented, it's crazy! Y'all don't even know how much I enjoyed seeing this play come to life. We have had so many good moments on and off the stage, so much laughter and so many tears towards the end lol 😅 You all made my first mainstage play an amazing and unforgettable experience! I wouldn't have asked for anyone else to work with! I LOVE you guys!🤗😘💖 TO THE TSAR! 🍾 #THEGOVERNMENTINSPECTOR #Unforgetable #BringOutTheHardStuff #VODKA #WhyAmIFat? #AmazingCast&Crew #WeirdMofos #ButILoveYouAll

[sirenallure-blog]

Microwave chocolate chip cake with Nutella on top....yum! #Nutella #microwavecake #whyamifat

[specificallynothinginpartic-blog]

The constant battle between ‘Why am I so fat?’ and ‘How am I not fatter?’

[ryanladell]

Well... That didn't suck. #whyamifat ?

[somanyhopesanddreams-blog]

Crepes from before, don't EVER be stingy with the Nutella!!! #Chester #Food #Drink #Festival #filled #crepe #Nutella #marshmallow #amazing #zerocalories #whyamIfat #haha

[velodramaticchicago]

Ate the whole damn pizza. #racermetabolism #thatsjustanexcuse #hungryhippo #skinnydude #whyamifat (at VeloDramatic)

[cheers-tothefuture]

do you ever just see pictures of girls with real fit bodies and you just wanna work out to look like them... but then you get hungry and eat a burger and spend your life on tumblr.

[hotwing-sauce]

Weight, Weight, Weight D:

I've been working out pretty hard lately, y'know, cause I need to do that. 

And I KEEP GAINING WEIGHT.

I AM HEAVIER THAN I STARTED OUT T.T AND I WATCH WHAT I EAT LIKE A HAWK AND WHY ISN'T IT WORKING.  I DON'T UNDERSTAND.