#thishappened

[grumpy-gurgles]

Telling me you're hungry then stretching while your stomach is growling is a weird way to propose, but okay

[goobsgoobers]

Hey goob out of curiosity, if you stretched your arms out to scraps and you sister stretched her tail out to get to you.. would that result in..

Stretch hug? Probably not a good idea because you will probably unintentionally hurt eachother doing that due to you both probably coming at one another at fast speeds.

Well, your actually not that far off from what happened!

Turns out, no matter what scraps can only pull herself twords things with her tail, and I basically acted like a boost to that!

She went really fast for a short while, too fast for me to actually tell how close she was!

Ended up knocked out and then she went face first into a wall!

I think there's still a hole there we managed to blame on shrimpo...

Don't think anyone but us two know the truth about it! Was a very fun experiment! Even though we both had to stay in bed for a week

[puphoods]

i've gotten this ask from @mohammedaldeeb which i can see through email but not my inbox.

you can see in the pinned post on his account that this fundraiser is verified and shared by multiple people. please share and donate this or his own posts on his account

[teenbeachmovie3]

yet another benefit of hanging out with a bunch of 3 year olds: when you drop your phone a hundred times a day they will always pick it up for you and hand it to you with pride

[necbromancr]

stan nervous young inhumans monologue animatic wip.. that i will probably next finish 2 i might aswell post...

[infiniteoreos]

> try to make a new oc

> ask if it's an actually original character or if it's kae again

> "it's a good oc sir"

> look inside

> it's kae

[missbellesmagic]

soft prediction for Good Omens is that Gabriel Fell for someone (because literally when angels show up naked and depowered and with memory loss that’s what happened) and aimed to land near Aziraphale because he’d be helpful and understand the situation 

but he didn’t leave a note or anything so like...it’s all just very confusing for everyone involved.

[yao1-sex]

how did i become mutuals with half of you again

[stonerzelda]

Ok im taling 1 more shot and then retiring if it affects me yahoo if not then it will probably still interact badly with weed so i go to schleeb feeling sober but with tummy ache. Mid twennies moment

[corpseaten]

wishsomeone would actually want to spend their timewitj me whydoes everyone i start to depend on ignoremy messages ijust wanna have attention i needit i need it i’ll die withoutit

[lestbian]

i think i was talking abt capitalism or something at some point with my dad and i mentioned that the human brain cant conceptualize billions bc its too huge and my dad pauses and looks up in a "thinking" pose and goes. there . just conceptualized it. very infuriating and i want to kill him with hammers but ill admit it was pretty funny

[85-rend]

my new years resolution is i will not hate anyone anymore . everoyne i hate die rn so we can make thishappen <33

[flowersandcandy06]

#thishappened 2day (real)

[thedemises]

OKAY ILL DO THAT👍

yo the glass lid of my mini cooking pot (recently bought a few days ago) broke suddenly just now- wtf happened for you to just crack into multiple pieces outta nowhere?? pressure? the heat??? it wasnt even on

[graj0n]

Christ & Love

Some People think we should not bother God with small things, well they are wrongbecause God knows when a sparrow falls to the ground.

Thishappened to me in the 1980's; I was playing cricket with my 2 boys and the ball got lost in long grass. I prayed Lord you know everything, please let me knowwhere the ball is. I stopped and listened and thes instructions came into my mind 1 step forward 2 steps sideways left and 1 step back. I followed the instructions and on the last step the ball was under my foot.

So I know that this happened and that God is real, cares and is an Awesome God, who loves us so much that he gave his only begotten Son Jesus to pay the price for our sins, for the one purpose of restoring our relationship that was lost through Adams disobedience and consequently ours, for all have sinned and fallen short of Gods Glory, and through the shed blood of Jesus Cleansing power this amazing relationship can be restored, all it require is being sorry for messing up and accepting his Free Offer of Forgiveness, it's as simple as that!

[kiwibirbkat]

Every time somebody's sharing a story on the Internet and somebody comments "r/thishappened" some of the world's joy and whimsy die. It's your fault. You're killing it. Assholes.