#why. WHY.

[oldwitchsleep]

sometimes i be chilling thinking about nothing in particular having a good time and then i remember "do you know what happens if we stimulate your prostate with a cattle prod? hannibal does. he helped up milk you" and i have to stand up and launch myself out a window

[arguablysomaya]

the character assassination of jason specifically but also everyone in the batfam going on in canon rn is so depressing to witness

[darkwood-sleddog]

Me: buys dog bed for Sigurd

Sigurd: wow that egg carton foam sure is SCARY on the feet. Ew. You must convince me this is worth it with positive reinforcers.

Slash: sleeps on it for hours unprompted.

[the-starcatcher]

i think this is one of the best conversations ive ever had with tal

[oliveatesoap]

Warning: story of undertale frisk is under the cut.

I am not answering this, you freak. /lh /nm

@thefourfan

[witchern]

i’m gonna shoot the sun.

[pomegranate-mizuki]

.... Why was a corruption kink post on my feed.???

[little-meowyao]

Fatal Journey pissed me off so much. Like don't get me wrong i'm a sucker for Nie bros content but the level of JGY character assassination is just too abysmal. I try to not think about it very much because it pisses me off a lot. Fuck Fatal Journey honestly. It sounds like something straight from the mouth of a JGY anti

[ekuns]

i hate doctors i hate the healthcare system i hate it all so much its unreal

[irl-morros-account]

BEE STOLE MY FUCKING PHONE

IGNORE THAT LAST ASK.

IM GOING TO SLAUGHTER THEM BRB

[ POINTING A KNIFE SHAKILY AT YOU, MAKING UNBLINKING EYE CONTACT)

RACCOON. LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYES, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.

THAT JUST MEANS THEY HAVENT REALLY CONVINCED YOU NOT TO, DOESNT IT. RACCOON. PLEASE.

[lovecatsys]

being autistic will make having a body be the most miserable thing you can experience

[icterid-rubus]

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequence of my actions (running out of yarn because I cheaped out on the final skein)

[johnsilvers]

ok since my latest amv isn't showing up in any tag/search because tumblr hates me :) does anyone want to be on a taglist for it. or like. just see it in general

[ratpoizonz]

i am NOT having a minor breakdown over no more hourly stim twt bots (lying)

[lilpea]

The "based on your likes" feature has decided I need to see Genshin Character X Reader porn

[dramatic-dolphin]

in elementary school me and my two best friends gave a "gift" to our teacher, it being a kids' magazine we spent hours creatively decorating. and by creatively decorating, i mean we started with the centerfold (a poster of some kids' show) and made it so everyone on there was dripping blood from various stab wounds into nicely drawn blood puddles. and then we sort of did the same to the other pictures in there too. the entire magazine. sometimes i can't help but wonder what the fuck our poor dear teacher thought.