#why u gotta be like that jk rowling???

[stressedoutotaku]

J.K. Rowling:

Little Witch Academia stans:

[beearrings]

just a reminder that it costs you absolutely fucking nothing to not give money to terfs ❤️ looking DIRECTLY @ u people losing your minds over the fantastic beasts trailer

[buzz-season]

i’ve just finished rereading twilight and i’ve gotta say, i think the reason why most people like twilight so much is because it’s literally not about anything bigger than what you see on the page. like it’s literally just a story about a human and vampire falling in love and then some werewolves join but it’s not really written to be anything else you know?? you read harry potter and you read this story about how friendship and love saves the day!! it’s important to be kind and to stand up for what’s right!! (even if jk rowling doesn’t believe in this irl terf cunt). or you read hunger games and you get this pretty intense take of capitalism and rebellion after decades of exploitation. you get to see the characters go through various mental illnesses and this young girl being exploited for things she doesn’t even truly understand. there are very key messages in these books and subtle messages and things that are meant to be understood!!! but twilight ???? absolutely smooth brain it’s got nothing under the surface level because smeyer didn’t write it that way meaning that fans are the ones who give it it’s substance. and the substance that smeyer does give us, well it’s all incredibly bad. my point is when you read twilight you’re not gonna come away thinking about anything important. it’s silly and it’s cringey and it’s so so fun to interact with other twilight stans see their takes and memes but i promise you i do not have a single thought reading these books which makes it so easy!! thank u stephenie for being an exceptionally bad writer who also happened to make one of my favourite book series AND one of the most popular and culturally relevant YA books, youre one in a million babes <3

[remu5lup1n]

not to deep it guys but i gotta say something - like ik magic is super cool but like in the wizarding world why do wizards have such an ugly world for non-magic humans like muggle and squib are so 😐when jk rowling could have come up with any other word considering she made up ALL THE words and like squibs like filch and mrs figg are like comedic or inept and lonely characters and it’s like... why is making fun of magic people like petunia calling lily a ‘freak’ so frowned upon and villainised but you can be like lol ew muggles lol squibs. like i’m reaching and i know the focus is magic but can u imagine how cool a developed muggle or squib small side character would be that isn’t an ‘old woman who smells like cabbage’ like why couldnt mrs figg be a non magic character who cares for harry who isn’t belittled in some way. ikkk magic is supposed to be a secret cos ‘muggles will try and exploit their magic’.. but like shouldn’t a message be that all walks of life should try and integrate and respect their differences. like literally whether ur pureblood or halfblood or muggle is complete chance like muggles and squibs aren’t stupid cos they’re not magic babes ..idk why make a mean hierarchy that doesn’t need to exist like i get the whole racist vibe of the deatheaters but then why make even the good guys and the whole wizarding world itself have less respect for non-magic ppl.. feels kinda iffy joanne sounds like someone has a superiority complex or a weird powerful ppl fetish or just enjoys segregating groups of ppl for dramatic effect without thinking about the effect it will have on the ideology of your readers who are literally easily influenced CHILDREN

[matchstickwords]

Love going through antis blog tags to see the HYPOCRISY when they post something so dumb it hurts my brain.

I made this bingo for laughs.

Fetishizing the gay. You can only ship m/m - f/f if they are gay in the show. Commonly these types ship byler and elmax (or whatever other fandom) umm they aren't gay in canon. You played yourself.

Abusive. Y'all ship people who basically committed murder. Guess what so does anyone shipping Jopper or Eleven with whoever. The point of harringrove is not letting Billy be his trash self bc people can change. And even if that's the point of a fic guess what it's a story so consider minding your own business? Nobody called you here.

It's not canon so u can't. Fandom means transformative work. Aka do whatever you want.

There's other ships, why you ship this one!? Keyhly I don't care for other ships it's called taste and I don't gotta like your ship. Y'all mad we have more content.

You are what you ship. The fiction/non-fiction barrier doesn't exist. Is jk rowling a nazi? Or a wizard? No. is neil gaiman condoning satanism? Maybe, there nice satanists out there NO. are the duffers racists? Still no.

You love him bc he's hot and white (about dacre). Umm yeah everyone but 4 regular characters are white. Now nobody can find white people atractive. White people CANCELLED. Yeah if they had idris elba I would be loving him too.

You are old and yucky get out of here. Guess who built fandom... A) teens B) people with jobs and incomes who supported websites fanzines, etc C) satan. It's B). men in their forties are allowed to be geeky about "child-ish" stuff or stories and made up worlds. But someone over 30 in fandom is practically shamed.

Generalization. Yeah some people do/are whatever shit you are bringing but like... How can I police someone else when Idgaf? Like let others do their thing as we let you do yours??? Is like when I say antis are a bunch whiny babies. Yeah there's a lot of whiny babies but some are 20 yrs you know

As the old proverb says Don't like don't read my dudes. Why waste your time on what we do on our side?

[winchesters-favorite-girl]

She is a Badass

A/N: This is @not-jk-rowling ‘s one shot for my 5,000 followers international giveaway.

Request: hiii!! for my one shot can you write one where the teen!reader is a hunter who sam & dean had saw/heard about and they finally end up on a hunt together but they find out she’s actually super timid/shy so they kinda look out for her like she’s their sister n there’s just some fluff (sorry if this is too vague lol i’m super stressed i just need some fluff in my life ya feel) thank u!!

Word Count: 1,502

Warnings: None

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“So why are we headed to Akron again?” Dean questioned, glancing at Sam from the driver's seat.

Sam let out a sigh, “Because Jody asked us to.”

“Well, I get that, I was just wondering why she asked us to.” Dean said with a roll of his eyes.

“Because there’s a hunter on a vampire case and she’s worried that they might have taken on more than they can handle.” Sam replied.

“So we gotta play babysitter?” Dean asked in an annoyed tone.

Sam shook his head, “I don’t think so, it’s the hunter that Claire told us about; the one she worked that weird salt and burn with.”

Dean gave him a surprised look, “The one she said was a complete badass that made us look like outdated hunters?”

“Yup, that’s the one. Turns out she’s also the one who helped Mackey with that wraith case a few months ago when we were stuck on the ghoul hunt and she gave Jody the info we used on that weird gremlin thing last week.” Sam informed his brother.

“Really?” Dean replied surprised, “She does sound like a badass.” He mumbled to himself but Sam heard anyway.

“I know, she’s only seventeen too.” Sam responded as he went back to flipping through the folder of information he had gathered for the hunt.

Dean glanced at Sam, “She’s only seventeen and she’s hunting alone?” He asked incredulously, “Where are her parents?” A solemn look took over Sam’s face which told Dean all he needed to know, “Her parents are gone.” He meant to ask but it came out more like a statement.

“Yeah.” Sam sadly replied, “She told Claire it was a kitsune that killed her mom and her dad went crazy trying to figure out what happened; got dragged into the life. He died a few months ago on a vamp case; I kinda think that’s why Jody wants us there, it’s her first vamp case since he died.”

Dean chewed on the inside of his lip as he thought about what you’ve gone through. He was silent for a few moments, “She was also the one that gave Garth the heads up about those douchebags that were coming after him and Beth right?”

Sam nodded his head, “Yeah, she ran into them and gave them the heads up. Her dad was pissed as hell but she told Jody she knew it was the right thing to do. Her dad died a few weeks later.”

“She sounds like a good kid.” Dean replied.

“Hmm.” Sam mumbled, agreeing with Dean.

“Maybe we could start looking out for her like we do with Claire; doing all of this alone at seventeen can’t be easy.” Dean stated.

A small smile grew on Sam’s face as he listened to Dean talk, “We can try.” He told him, glancing down at his phone as it lit up. “Uh, so apparently she figured out the location of the vamps and went after them already.” Sam told Dean.

Dean looked over at Sam with wide eyes, “Is she crazy?”

“I guess so.” Sam responded, just as bewildered as his brother.

“We’re almost to the town; can you track her phone?” Dean asked.

Nodding his head, Sam got to work on his phone in an attempt to find your location.

“She’s about fifteen minutes away.” Sam said, looking at his brother.

“I can make it in seven.” Dean replied, pushing his foot down harder on the gas.

The impala had just come to a stop as your figure was walking out of the barn where the vampires had been holding up. The brothers both exited the vehicle and watched with impressed looks on their faces.

“Hey kid.” Dean said, grabbing your attention.

You looked up with a suspicious look on your face, not trusting the strangers that were waiting for you outside of a vampire hideout.

“Who’re you?” You asked in a quiet tone, moving your bloody machete in front of you in a protective manner.

“I’m Sam and this is my brother Dean.” Sam told you.

“Oh.” You replied, lowering your weapon, “The Winchester Brothers.”

“That’s us.” Sam responded with a slight smile.

“See you didn’t wait for backup.” Dean added, an impressed look on his face, “Kinda dangerous don’t ya think?”

You simply shrugged your shoulders and looked at the ground; you hated attention from other hunters, it’s why you always hunted alone. They always made it sound like you were accomplishing huge tasks when in reality you were doing what your father showed you to do. He had also taught you that too much praise can be a bad thing; it can make your head too big which could lead to arrogance which can get you killed.

“Jody wanted us to be here just in case but it looks like you definitely had things handled.” Sam tried to compliment you but you didn’t say anything, just blushed slightly and looked at the ground.

The brothers shared a confused look for a moment before Dean decided to speak, “Well you did all the heavy lifting, you want some help with the clean up?” He questioned.

You quickly nodded your head, “That’d be great.” You quietly replied.

“Sammy, you get the shovels while the kid shows me the damage.” Dean said, motioning for you to lead the way.

Walking at a fast pace you led the oldest Winchester into the barn. Dean looked around with wide eyes as he took in the room, “Dang kid, you really don’t mess around.” He stated as he counted at least seven bodies on the ground. Again, you shrugged your shoulders, not entirely sure how to react. “You don’t know how to take a compliment, do you?” Dean honestly asked.

“Dad always told me to keep myself level headed and to not let a win get to your head; said it could make you overconfident on the next hunt which could get you killed.” You told him.

A sad smile overtook Dean’s face as he connected the dots, “Your dad sounded a lot like mine.”

“Was he a good hunter?” You questioned.

Dean glanced over at you, “The best, but, from what I hear you’re pretty good.”

“Thanks.” You mumbled, looking over at the door as Sam appeared with shovels.

“Ready to start digging?” Sam asked.

You made a displeased face and let out a quiet groan which Dean couldn’t help but laugh at. “Come on kid, sooner we do this the sooner we can buy you some celebratory burgers and pie at the diner in town.” Dean told you with a grin.

“You don’t have to bring me to get food.” You said, “I can get something on my own.” Both brothers shook their heads with your words.

“When was the last time you had a meal that didn’t come off of a dollar menu?” Sam gently questioned.

You shrugged nonchalantly but both brothers knew the game you were playing, they played the same ones when they were younger. “It’s not a big deal.” You tried to convince them.

The brothers gave you a look which made you roll your eyes, “What? You guys don’t have to worry about me, you don’t even really know me.” You stated quietly.

“We might not know you, but you’re Claire’s friend, Jody says you’re good people, and you’ve helped our friends out on multiple occasions.” Sam told you.

“Just cause we don’t know you doesn’t mean that we don’t care about you.” Dean added, “Besides, we know some stuff about you. I mean we just burned and buried a bunch of vampire bodies together kid, don’t tell me that wasn’t a least a bit of a bonding experience.”

You cracked a smile at Dean’s joke, “You’re ridiculous.” You told him, causing Sam to laugh.

A huge grin appeared on Dean’s face, “Maybe, but you’re getting pie with us, no excuses.”

Both brothers kept their poker faces on while they watched you have a small internal battle on if you should take them up on their offer or go off on your own like you normally do. They both knew the type of life you were used to and knew that getting you to open up and be accepting of any help they were offering would be difficult; but they also knew that if you allowed them to help you you’d be safer.

Sam couldn’t help but look at you and see a kid who had been pushed into the life much like he had.

Dean saw you as another hunter’s kid who was trying to fill the shoes her dad had set for them.

Both looked at you as exactly what it would have been like had they had a little sister on the road with them.

“I could go for some pie.” You said quietly, breaking both the brothers from their thoughts.

“Yeah?” Dean asked with a growing smile on his face; one that you couldn’t help but return.

“Yeah.”

[austinshairbrush]

Go Ask Em!

Request:But how about a zion kinda smut-y imagine where y'all about to go at it but then he realizes that you don't have any condoms left so he goes to ask the boys and they are lowkey disgusted or something U ARE THE JK ROWLING so I give you the wheel

A/n: I’ve been waiting on these type of request. Bless you ✨✨

Warnings: a pinch of smut, swearing, use of the word nigga

“Damn it Zion!” He just bumped your head into the wall trying to balance you. You guys just got back from a party and you teased him a little too much. 

“Damn my bad! You gotta be quiet baby, the boys are still here.”he snuck you in a two o’ clock in the morning. Knowing Brandon he would still be awake working, he couldn’t speak for the other boys. He threw you softly on his bed, earning a giggle out of you. He quickly took off his shirt, while you slipped out of your dress. He took off his jeans and tripped trying to crawl over to you. “You so crazy.” You laughed. He silenced you with a kiss. He worked his mouth to your neck. “Baby put it in already!” You moaned. He had his boxers off and went to slip your panties off. You stopped him “Uh, you gotta a condom right?” He scoffed “Of course I do!” He picked up his jeans and went through his pockets. You moved around and looked around his room. He looked at you awkwardly and cringed “Uhh... I may not... have... a.. condom.” You sucked your teeth and rolled your eyes. “Oh my God Zion! How are we suppose to have sex!?” “Babe, we can try no condom?” You busted out laughing “You really think you finna nut? In me! HA!” Zion furrowed his brows. “Why not? I mean you can take a plan B. And if you do get pregnant, I got you.” You stifled a laugh. “Baby that is so sweet. But no. My guy, you just found out pickles were cucumbers.” WHO IS SUPPOSE TO KNOW SHIT LIKE THAT??!” You pushed him off of you. “You’re telling me that you live in a house full of NIGGAS! And don’t don’t none of them got condoms?” Zion got up and put on his boxers. “Nahh baby! That shit is mad embarrassing!” You tutted “Tuh! Nigga I don’t give a flying fuck! I ask my roomates for tampons. No condom no coochie.” Zion fought the air and went to go ask someone. 

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Zion knocked on Brandon’s door and waited. “Hey man! You still up?” Zion rolled his eyes. “Yeah yeah, imma cut the bullshit. Y/n is in my room horny as hell, and I need a condom.  Brandon laughed. “I'm sorry dude but this shit is hilarious!” He sobered up when he saw how pissed he looked. “Yea man, what size you need?” Zion huffed out his thanks. “Thanks bro. I need a large.” Brandon shook his head and closed to door. “Sorry man. I wear extra large.”

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“Nigga how you forget a condom?!” Edwin doubled over in laughter. “Bruh it’s not funny. I have fucking blue balls!”  Edwin was still laughing “Nahh nigga I don’t wear those. Zion widened his eyes. “Then what you do?” “They don’t call me pull out king for nothing.” 

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“Please Nick! I gotta a fine ass girl who’s tryna get her back blown out! Help me!!” Zion was on his knees at this point. Nick look down and shook his head. “I ain’t need to know that man. This is weird as hell.” He looked disgusted. He closed the door and went to go get the condoms. “I got these from a strip club, so they glow. Hope you don’t mind yo dick lookin like Kermit. Zion practically cried. ““Bless you.” He ran down to his room to see you dressed. “Baby I got the condoms!” “And I got work tomorrow. Maybe another time.” Zion sobbed “What am I suppose to do?”

“You have hands. Use em bud. Goodnight Zion!”

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Facts thing

57 facts i only got to 20 something sorry. I was tagged by @thefoxandhersimblr its not gonna be 57 bc im boring but here goes. 

Also i tag anyone who is reading this to do it :)) i wanna know u bc im nosy <3

1. I was born on the 2nd October 6am Monday morning in 1995 

2. I am a sugar addict and i will gladly admit it. I love sweets, icecream sugar you name it. 

3. Shyleen Is actually my middle name. *gasp* lol its the name i use normally tho. 

4. I swear like a sailor but have never nor will ever cuss in front of my mum. I draw the line there. 

5.I hate rabbits... like really really hate them idk why but i always have its so bad i have the tag rabbit blocked in every form of the word on my tumblr tags lol... my best friend had rabbits when we were younger and apparently i refused to leave the house to see them... honestly idk why its the most irrational thing about me. 

6. I believe in hard work,I don’t think anything in this world is ever really free and the only way to get what you want and be what you want is through hard work and effort. 

7. I am ridiculously resilient... i retook my driving test 7 times before passing on the 8th and i would have kept taking it until i passed.. guess you could say i don’t take no for an answer. 

8. I have 3 brothers and no im not the youngest i have 2 younger brothers whom i would die for. 

9. I am also my mums only child. 

10. I am very short 157 cm tall or 5ft1.5inches tall #shortgirls 

11. I have been in the same relationship since i was 16 though we’ve had breakups that lasted 2 weeks or less he’s my ride or die. 

12. When I was 4 my toenail came off like the whole entire toenail and it hurt like a bitch took 6 weeks for that sucker to grow back.

13. I am British but i am also Zimbabwean 

14. I am a total harry potter slut lol, I have done the pottermore quiz on two occasions and i got Slytherin and then the next time Hufflepuff lol so i guess im a bit of both. Before you judge me JK rowling says Merlin would have been in Slytherin ok. 

15. I used to hate cats until Juno @thefoxandhersimblr

16. I think coffee is the devil... and don't even get me started on tea (i know what kind of British person am I) 

17. I want to be a doctor specifically a paediatrician because i think there is no greater thing in this world than a child and healing one would be the most enriching thing i could ever experience. (i know its sappy but thats how i feel) 

18. I love steak. LIKE LOVE STEAK and its for that reason alone that i don’t think i could be vegetarian. 

19. I LOOOOOOVEEE ANIMALS, specifially dogs, and elephants. 

20. I don’t want kids until i am at least 30... and I want to adopt at least one. 

21. I grew up religious but there are a lot of things that have brought me to question some of what i was brought up in I guess i gotta figure that out. 

22. I LOVE READING A BOOKS AND I WOULD HAPPILY DIE READING. When I ‘grow’ up I want a big old library in my house I already have over 300 books on my iBooks and make no apologies for it! 

I don’t think i can think of anymore and honestly i doubt you could read any more. 

[rentalgoose]

i love harry potter actually i own all the books ask me any question but my love of fiction isn't limited to jk rowling and i don't get angry at ppl for not knowing shit about the books??? like yea of course fiction is fun but it's not that big of a deal that u gotta argue with someone over petty details lmao

Why do you think this is in any way a half-intelligent remark lol

I don’t get angry about someone not knowing anything about the books but saying it’s one movie and not a series of books and movies is some next level idiocy. My love of fiction isn’t limited to jk rowling either (her other books aren’t even good) so yeah, fuck off, no one cares lmao. This ask is a joke.

[animentality]

how can u know.. when a male or female author write for the opposite sex? like idk if u understand like.. joshW writes female characters vs jk rowling harryp. an example just that. some men may shit about female characters being too emotional so why written if they give them a burden?

....uh. 

translation:

how can you tell when a male or female author writes a character of the opposite sex? Like when Joss Wheedon writes female characters vs. JK Rowling writing Harry Potter, for examples. Some men say women are too emotional, but why write them if they’re such a burden?

It’s just occurred to me that you don’t speak English as your primary language.

In which case I’m sorry I asked if you were drunk.

But I wasn’t trying to be a dick, I was just confused by the syntax.

Anyway, to answer your question...

if Men only wrote male characters, it’d be GAY.

They write women in as love interests and stand-ins for their own failed/fantasy romances. 

Women are too emotional, this is true, but men like boobs so ya gotta throw them in there somehow. 

It’s worth the trouble, lmao. 

Sex appeal. Romance. Love, for our dashing hero. 

[caffeinelemur]

Tagged by @orangelies <3

1. Post the rules.
2. Answer the questions given to you by the tagger.
3. Post 11 questions of your own.
4. Tag 11 people. 
1. what book do you think is hugely underappreciated by everyone else?

The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown (and the others in the series)

I'm sorry I love those books and am hurt when ppl say shit about them. Except Inferno that one was uncomfortable


2. what did you want to become as a child and is that dream still achievable?

A Dragon, a Mermaid, or a Pirate.

If I take enough drugs, sure!


3. what are you doing tonight? up for a date?

Staying up all night for a sleep deprived EEG tomorrow afternoon at the hospital, so if u wanna hang out w grimy tired me, sure


4. what is your opinion on jk rowling adding more and more to her harry potter universe?

Some is good, some is bad, a lot should've been IN the books but better late than never I guess. Some things Should be added but she's avoiding it. Also the cursed child doesn't exist because it's bullshit


5. what is the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything?

Hugs and Dr Pepper w strawberries in it


6. would you rather be a dragon or have a dragon as your pet? why? (or be the pet of a dragon, i don’t kinkshame)

I already have 2 dragon moms (ur one of them Lies why are u asking) and a dragon grandma I gotta be a dragon to gotta complete the set


7. if you had the opportunity to learn a dumb language (like dutch), would you take it?

......I already am u sukkel I'm learning like a billion

Vertel je broek is het niet beleefd om te wijzen


8. what is your most played song and how do you know it?

Idk I love a lot of songs. Probably Breathless by The Corrs (please listen I love it)

Been my jam since I was a wee child


9. what is your latest fandom?

I'm in so many fuck. Idk if there's any new ones I just cycle lol

The fanfic I'm reading right now is from The Hobbit so technically that? Gotta read about my precious sunshine boy and his not-very-merry band of grumps and his boyfriend, the King Grump


10. did you know the number 5 was missing? (made you look)

I didn't look bc I don't care fuck you

I'm sorry I didn't mean to say fuck you I love you

But also fuck you


11. how are you doing

It Could Be Better™

You, @thisfairytalegonebad, and @pingo1387 need to come over here and love me

My Questions~

1) What's your favorite book series? Can you describe what it's about in less than 10 words?

2) Favorite berry or fruit?

3) Favorite animal? Favorite supposed "mythical" animal? Do you believe it exists?

4) Favorite criptid?

5) this isn't a question I just wanted you to know I love u a whole bunch

6) Favorite movie genre? Fave movie? Fave line from that movie?

7) Do you believe in ghosts? Scariest/Creepiest thing that's ever happened to you?

8) Have any pets? What kind and what are their names?

9) Favorite childhood plushie? Do you still have it?

10) Do you like stand-up comedy? If so, who is your favorite comedian?

11) Favorite part of your appearance? Describe it? (Nothing is not an answer u shits u better answer think about it)

I tag @pingo1387 @baratiepromise @asexualzoro @progressivelylesseloquent @crazycookiemaniac @aech-fic @manlychan @kaizoku-no-kazoku @rainripplesdailythoughts @innocentcinnamonbun @the-hungry-supernova

<3

[oyaasumipunpun]

> this blog was made when 4chan raided this site, so no

>fuck you and your formatting needs you illiterate sentient placenta

>I desire to stand up for the trans community because they stand up for me

>we are the same community with the same experiences of being persecuted by straight people for queer expression

>if you are an underage middle school girl I'm not a pedophile (that's the correct spelling btw) because I have explicitly said on multiple occasions "no one will ever fuck you" and that includes me

>I said you type like one, not that you ARE one.... unless you wanna admit something Emily

>I will not hesitate to bully someone who literally fell for the bait of this post that's the whole point of the post

>being a transphobe?

>If someone disrespected me for being gay the same way you disrespect trans people I would hope they'd get their face punched inverted.

>gotta be the change u wanna see in the world

>idk who jk Rowling is or what she has to do with the conversation. Why would you bring up some random abuse victim? Is she gay? I'm not following this part

>you fell for yet another trap and I cannot stop laughing. My name means "goodnight"

>our arguments are leading somewhere ? That's why you keep responding? Should I just say I'm trans again to make you engage?

>almost like the whole point of me as a cis person doing this

>is so that you'd be too wrapped up in arguing with another cis person

>to harass a trans activist

>trans people have existed historically long before you and continue long after.

>I've been using you.

> As entertainment.

>Me and the boys are all sitting here laughing as you shit yourself over and over

>I'm in a happy relationship with another man, I have queer friends who identify as male/female/neither/both.

>They're the ones I'm working to protect because I cherish my friends and want to see them live in a society where they don't get bullied by heteros and faggots alike for not conforming

>you act like hot shit on the internet but if you really met a 6'2 gay who got built like a brick would you have said all the same things?

>Because you're invited to come find me and say it to my face if you want to see the world's first gay on gay hate crime where I staple your genitals to your face since they're all that matter to you

>TERFs sound like half a hop away from eugenics, I'm not surprised if you're white or buy into the idea of white supremacy

>TERFs arent human so I can legally bully them, and it's my duty as a law abiding citizen

>you literally sound like a repressed trans person, or are you fresh off the boat from Russia where you weren't allowed to like dick until 2 months ago and it went too far?

>I'm trans. there you go dummy, you can argue again right? I said I was trannssssss woooooo spooky

Ladies and gays, I guess we're really not making it out of the patriarchy alive ever now... be safe y'all 😘

[lunchlox]

21 questions ask meme

got tagged by the begrudging boyfriend @chlxrophyll to do this ask meme so uh,, thanks b. Now i can infodump with a reason rather than bothering my followers for no reason ✌

nickname: sof, sofie, dumbass

zodiac sign: western - gemini, eastern - dragon

height: 5′2

hogwarts house: no idea how many pottermore accounts i have now but it’s 8+ and its always been either slytherin or ravenclaw so i guess i’m just a birdsnake: half bird, half snake, all asshole

last thing i googled: “john mulaney eggs” which i promise isn’t a fetish thing

favourite musicians: atm it’s Anarbor, King Princess, The Hearts, Weathers, The Academic, Lizzo, Mariana’s Trench, FOXY SHAZAM. My heart will always belong to Hozier but i haven't listened to much of his stuff recently.

some song stuck in my head: atm it’s Retrospect by The Vistas but also Changes from the Shrek 2 soundtrack which is infinitely better

following: 234 but like,, half of them are inactive i just cba to unfollow them 

followers: 424 ♥️♥️♥️

do you get asks? l m  a o      nah, wish i did tho!

amount of sleep: considering ya girls had a migraine for the past 9 days uh,, not much. Otherwise probably like,, 8-10 hours a night? atm we’re looking more at 3-5

lucky number: 23! idk why it’s just, whenever something good has happened, the number 23 has had something to do with it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what you’re wearing: jeans that are far too big and a dress t-shirt tied at the waist. Literally none of my clothes fit they’re all TOO BIG and it’s AWFUL

dream job: author/screenwriter/director. Particularly the kind of author where their stuff gets adapted into TV series like,, Maggie Steifvater sorta author or JK rowling but actually doing it right. Either that or an opera/broadway singer. She has the range darling, but not the acting skills.  Or OR a theatre company owner, that was pretty rad.

dream trip: fucking Athens or Rome or any ancient grecian/roman historical city. I am an absolute slut for places like venice or seville.

instruments: ukulele and throat aka singing. I can hit the keys on a piano in a sometimes-nice fashion but it’s like swinging at bat at a golf ball - difficult.

languages: english, conversational level spanish but i’m not fluent yet :///

favourite songs: i have too many uh. Jackie and Wilson, To Noise Making (Sing) - Hozier; Aquaman - WALK THE MOON; 18 - anabor; Rhythm of Your Heart - Mariana’s Trench;  Wake Me, Don’t Take The Money, Everybody Lost Somebody - Bleachers; Only Way To My Heart... - Foxy Shazam

random fact: Still haven’t finished season 5 of b99 because SOMEONE isn’t coming back to uni until next thursday and we’ve gotta watch it together ����♥️

aesthetic: a highway overpass in the sunset; lounging on the hood of a car, alone in a parking lot, like lazy cats stretching in the midnight moonlight; the wheat field on the outskirts of a forest, bathed in springtime. Personal aesthetic? That chaotic wlw in steel toed boots, denim jacket, and half shaved head. Dangerous and feminine androgyny, sharp and painful to look at. If my figure let me pull off a suit and tie I’d do it no questions asked.

there’s only twenty questions wtf ask meme u cant count go home and stop drinking. your family needs you

I have no idea who to tag?? so i guess @ratt-z​ just because i can bother you irl if you don’t <33 or just anyone that wants to??? ur choice my dudes

[geekygoogleautofill-blog]

Are Slytherins google autofill?

A 

Yes! Slytherin and Gryffindor are actually quite compatible, they share many common traits and balance each other out. Sure so Harry didn’t really see it that way but hey! times have changed! It’s 2017 and the Second Wizarding War is over! Go make friends!

B 

Sure, some. But generally no, Slytherin’s aren’t bad. They are ambitious and cunning and resourceful, sometimes you gotta be a little tough if you want to achieve your goals.

C

Let’s get one thing out of the way, just because one house is known for being brave doesn’t mean everyone else is a coward. Slytherins are absolutely not cowards, in fact, during the Battle of Hogwarts, many fought against their own parents and stayed back to protect the first years. How’s that for brave?

D

This is a common misconception, but no, not all slytherins are death eaters. Keep in mind, the events of the books take place in the middle of a war. And many slytherins are extremely loyal to eachother and by default will stand with their friends and families. It’s like asking if all Germans are Nazis. 

E

*sighs* Let me ask you something. If the whole world treated you like an outcast and assumed you were evil right off the bat without knowing you, don’t you think you’d get a bit salty too? 

F

Slytherins are known for resourcefulness, ambition, and being cunning. They typically have a negative reputation due to their founder who thought it would be a good idea to keep a f***ing baskilisk inside a school, and Mr Voldy himself who was known to love purebloods even though he wasn’t one and also he didn’t have a nose. 

G

No, you are absolutely forbidden from being a good guy in slytherin. Yes of course slytherins are good. Look at Scorpius sweetest cinnamon roll on the planet Malfoy, that kid doesn’t have a mean bone in his body! Or good ol Horace Slughorn, the harmless and comical professor, and friend to dumbledore. Regulus Black found and tried to destroy the first horcrux, and who could forget Merlin himself! The point it, yes. There are good slytherins.

H

The Slytherin house colours are Green and Silver, meant to represent water, also signifying power as green and purple are the two colours of magic and wizardry according to JK Rowling on Colours on Pottermore.

I

That is actually a really interesting question. I mean, yeah I guess they are. Slytherins are like cats right? not everyone likes them and they dont like everyone, but they are the most amazing and loving things when they warm up to you, but they still like to keep their distance. Like they’ll sit next to you during a movie, but they are not gunna sit on you... I was still talking in cats and dogs references guys this wasn’t meant to be sexual I promise. 

K

Slytherins are known for resourcefulness, ambition, and being cunning.

L

Yup. Mainly to other slytherins, I have a story on that but it’s for another time.

M

By it’s very definition yes.

N

Slughorn, RAB, Merlin, Andromeda, Scorpius, Albus, Narcissa, Snape.

P

Nope! Baldy Voldy himself was only Half-blood! As was Severus Snape. 

R

I mean, okay, yes the death eaters were pretty racist against muggleborns, but if we are defining racist as judging someone by a trait without knowing them or their story just instantly hating them... then isn’t all of hogwarts treating slytherin like a minority and being racist to them? I’m not excusing the death eaters here, judging someone by their blood is wrong, but so is judging someone by their house.

S

Some are extremely smart and resourceful (with the exception of Crabbe and Goyle)

And yes. They are sexy as hell.

T

It’s all relative.

U

That’s so...depressing? Who googled that that many times that it’s a suggested search? I mean, I guess it depends on who you’re talking about

V

hmm... I mean I’m sure there are vegan slytherins, I don’t so why there would be any. Interesting question though.

X

Uhmm.... No Slytherin’s aren’t a video game series... and that series isn’t even related to Harry Potter.

Well that’s all Google has to offer on Are Slytherins? Next up Are Gryffindors? 

What should we Google Autofill next?

[seccunda]

when u get tagged twice in one night >:^) (tagged by @brvnnhilde !!)

Name: lune! Nickname: Fool edit for Actual Nicknames bc im an idiot: miss moon, moony and titch! Gender: no gender with left girl Star Sign: capricon hellbeast  Height: 5′2"? 5′3′’? somethin like that Sexual Orientation: lesbean Hogwarts House: jk rowling cna succ my nuts (squib) Favorite Color: purple, blue, black! Favorite Animal: cats, bats and rats Current Time: 2:28am Cats or Dogs: cats Favorite Fictional Character: uhhhh for now lets say. schmendrick the magician Number of Blankets I Sleep Under: 1 big duvet !!! Favorite Singer/Band: hmmMM everything everything or mother mother! Dream Trip: not to sound cliche but i want that big american roadtrip

Dream Job: librarian but my local library was closed recently so Fuck Me i guess When This Blog Was Created: early 2016 i think? When This Blog Hit Its Peak: since the unicorn post every fuckin day Why Did You Decide to Make a Tumblr: a friend wouldnt shut up about the site, this particular account was just made bc i wanted a fresh start Why Did I Pick My URL: fuckin love magic umbrellas dude

i taaaaag @waterloggedsoliloquy, @k1spiegel, @lesbianeevee aaaand whoever else wants to do it !! (ya also dont Gotta if ya dont wanna)

[chaoticpanenergy]

ksdfghjkl @agnesandcecilia​ tagged me so here goes!!

Rules: answer 17 questions and tag 17 people you want to get to know better

Nickname: on tumblr i go by peregrin! after peregrin took from lord of the rings, my favorite character from my first serious fandom. <3

Zodiac Sign: virgo! i know nothing about the zodiac! what does virgo mean! one time i did the birth chart thing and like the first 4 or 5 things were all virgo and i showed one of my friends who’s actually a zodiac person and they just stared at me in horror and said “are you OKAY???” which, absolutely not but i doubt the zodiac has much to do with it, why do you ask, botany my pal. [for the record, please don’t get worried anyone, i am fine. mostly. enough. would be more fine if my parents would let me go to therapy but we’ll work on that one i guess.] 

Height: 5′5″ (i was 5′4″ for the longest time and for some reason was super salty i never hit 5′5″ and then i went to college and somehow grew an inch my first year??? idk how that worked but regardless i hit 5′5″ and it matches and i’m happy now!!)

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw. people are never surprised to learn this. i think this means i am doing ravenclaw right. 

Last thing I googled: “how many people zoom” - i was arguing with a classmate over the max amount of people our college’s plan can fit on a zoom call + i didn’t want to bother with enough words to make sense when i knew those words would get me the result i wanted. (for the record, i was right.)

Song stuck in my head: rn it’s gotta be “go the distance” from hercules. probably bc it’s one of the only ones on the roman sanders playlist thomas just released that i already knew. i am but a simple nonbinary that only listens to like 3 kinds of music and disney is one of them. 

Following and followers: following 208, 58 followers! huh they both end in 8 rn that’s random and cool. 

Amount I sleep: hhhhhhhng probably not enough lol. the last couple of weeks i was staying up until about 2-3am and then sleeping in until between 10 and noon, but now school is running again i’m heading to bed between midnight and 1am and getting up at 8:30. so. i don’t know how to do math i’m a humanities gay but,, however much that is? minus the like hour it typically takes me to fall asleep once i go to bed.

Lucky number: 29! it’s a prime number and also pippin from lotr turns 29 during the course of the book & he’s my fave character. plus i just think it’s a neat number. 

Dream job: hmmm this is tricky. okay, dream life situation is to be a parent of some kiddos, be able to write my stories & hopefully publish them, and hopefully do graphic design work too—designing book covers is the ideal. so a job that involves/allows for those elements. idk lol. 

Wearing: a red t-shirt with the logo of a writing club at my college that i’m an officer for, a red leather jacket i bought from the thrift website thredup last week, and black high-waisted jeans from american eagle (the only brand i have so far found that consistently fits me well). also socks and a green barrette (i have a side part in my hair on the left and it makes my hair fall in my face unless i clip it back) and gray fingerless gloves bc i get cold + overstimulated easily & the gloves help w/both of those things. i own like 5 pairs of these exact gloves it’s great. a watch on my left wrist with a mother-of-pearl type watch face & a narrow pink leather strap, which my parents gave me for christmas. my pocket is full of fidget toys. 

aaaand bc i’ve been working on and off on this it’s now a whole different day! i’m now wearing a gray heathered tee with a big old heart on it in the nonbinary flag, a light pink & dark blue flannel from costco, and the same black jeans with a pocketful of fidget toys. also the same gloves & watch. my barrette is purple today! & i’m wearing dark gray slippers to keep my toes warm. 

also i wear glasses every day, purple frames in a shape kiiinda similar to canon logan & patton’s from sanders sides. 

Favorite song: ksdfghjkl this is harddddd uhhh “the wizard and i” from wicked never fails to make me have happy feels and a lil bit of like, good angsty feels, ya know? also “show yourself” from frozen 2 is a gem and queer anthem bc i’m queer & i said so.

Random Fact: i’ve been a vegetarian my entire life! meat as a concept seems very gross to me personally lol. i don’t really care about others eating it, though. not my body, not my choice (which is a great phrase in many contexts) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

Favorite Authors: I’ve been a fan of Tolkien’s work since I was 5 years old. patricia c wrede is really great. the only works by leigh bardugio i’ve read are the six of crows duology but those were PHENOMENAL and contained the first straight ship a YA book has managed to make me ship in quite a long time (i would die on the spot for inej ghafa), so definitely would count her as a fave. i’m a pretty big harry potter fan but,,, ah,,,,, not so keen, let’s say, on jk rowling herself. tamora pierce is fantastic for whenever i’m in the mood for some classic Good Old FantasyTM. also a bunch of fanfic writers!! especially @/tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors [i am too shy to tag]​!!!! laoft is INCREDIBLE and i’m a huge fan and i get SO EXCITED every time a new extra comes out. so much talent!!!!!

Favorite Animal Noises: ooh. hm. my parents are not pet people so i haven’t always been exposed to a lot of animals and can be shyer than i’d like to be of critters. kitties are very good. the lil “mrow” noise specifically. also birds can be fun. 

Aesthetic: pastel blue, pink, purple, with silver accents and teal, aqua, and dark purple as secondary colors. space & dainty things, w/a little bit of soft nerdiness thrown in. essentially if ravenpuff didn’t have a specific color scheme associated with it. (fun fact, i wear so many bright clothes that one day i wore all black just for funsies and a friend of mine saw me and literally assumed a family member of mine must have died and i was in mourning. bc she was so surprised to see me not in brightly colored clothes. i could not make this shit up if i tried. if ur reading this, love u moon mom.)

aaaaaand i currently have too much anxiety to tag people & i’m gonna say that’s okay for now <3 but totally message me if u wanna be friends!! i will reply when i have appropriate levels of social energy <3