#why so holdable?

[mjrtaurus]

Modern AU where Crocodile, already having been in the trenches of parenting multiple vagabond kids thanks to his stupid farmboy husband's stupidly compassionate heart for several years suddenly has the tables turned on him when his half-sister who he's had like five conversations with at most up and fucks off the face of the Earth leaving him with her eighteen month-old son.

And the courthouse hearing for that was a fucking joke. They just signed over custody to him and were ready to move on to the next case! They were giving him a tiny human being just like that?? What if he was some sort of mafia boss who was going to traffic the kid for organs?! (When he brought that up, the judge raised an eye and bluntly asked 'are you a mafia boss who's going to traffic him for organs?' No of course he wasn't, but that's not the fucking point!)

Of course, Dragon is no help at all, the bastard's as baby crazy as ever and all Gabriel had to do was blink and he's already got Dragon wrapped around his chubby little finger.

It's not that he doesn't want Gabe, he could never bring himself to just dump the kid in the foster system without so much as a backwards glance. But... he wasn't very present during Luffy's early life thanks to the whole postpartum depression and dysmorphia spiral. He doesn't have a single clue how to care for a child this young.

Well, then it's a good thing Dragon has the knowhow and is more than willing to share.

Also, Ace and Sabo are 18 and attending the local community college with Sabo working his way up to university, so there's some more helping hands. All the boys were quick to adopt Gabe as their little brother, though Luffy's perplexed as to why Ace and Sabo treat Gabe so differently from how they treated him when they were kids.

"How come you're not putting him in a headlock or daring him to lick peanut butter off the sidewalk?"

"Luffy, he's a literal baby"

"But you're still letting him lick peanut butter off the sidewalk?"

"No, we're not letting- sHIT, GABE NO!!!"

Crocodile is panic calling Dragon because he doesn’t know what to do? Well he does, technically, but he’s anxious and afraid he’ll fuck it up? He’s not feeling the horrible spiral that he had with Luffy, but he’s scared that it will happen?

And the kid is adorable, and he really, really doesn’t want to throw them in the foster care system because it will chew this baby up and spit him out somewhere dangerous.

So yeah, panic calling Dragon. Dragon who has raised the justifiably angstiest little freckle-faced boy, a feral kid who denned with actual coyotes for a few years, and the textbook example of an ADHD child, and has done a fine job of it.

Dragon who is on the porch of the farmhouse, looking like he’s been pacing back and forth like a caged tiger, and is practically vibrating with excited energy when he sees him pull into the driveway.

Crocodile brings the little thing over, Dragon looks at Crocodile for permission, and with a nod from his husband, he’s holding this baby boy who is looking at him with the brightest Rocks D violet eyes.

“Look at you!” He’s cooing, and Gabriel is already wiggling happily at the attention.

In the coming days, Dragon is putting the Monkey in Monkey D, skin to skin contact, carrying the baby around all day every day, more physical affection than you could shake a stick at.

This baby is gonna have all the love he could ever want and more.

Meanwhile, Crocodile is finding himself being woven back into the family like he’s always belonged, and he’s totally not emotional about that at all.

[sysig]

can i ask for larry and kabu.... is it allowed......... if not i can ask for something else lol

Day 2 - Warm feelings

[inanimationinsanitation]

peak trophy designs are the ones where he has a huge bow around his waist

[lunarheslwt]

The insufferable urge to hold Harry by the waist

[shellymarshdaily]

172. storyboard

[secretworldofmadeline]

why do g/t enjoyers sleep on the lego movie so much… just bc they’re plastic doesn’t mean they are not just tiny little guys at heart

[zackfairmutual]

SCREAMING

[townhulls]

star wars legos may not be the soundest financial investment i’ve ever made but i’ve gotta say putting in like 4 hours of work and receiving a bust of rex at the end of it is one of the more rewarding experiences you could have

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

Need to put him in a jar and shake him like a snow globe

[warrior-of-luna]

All I can think about is kitty's paw

[the-breloominati]

hehe. men <3

[sugawarem]

OH, YOUR lover had such pretty hands! you haven't even held them before, but you already knew, without having to - your hand would fit his like a perfect puzzle piece. so, why not? why would you be embarrassed about how suddenly your right hand shot out to hold his left one tightly? you didn't even see what the big deal was, until you noticed how red his face was and it hit you that, maybe, you were a bit forward. and yet, before you could apologize with a nervous chuckle, a bright smile accompanied his flustered face. phew, he liked it after all.

— ASAHI AZUMANE , yamaguchi tadashi , takanobu aone , kaveh , NEUVILETTE , gepard , dan heng , MAMMON , leviathan , choso kamo

LITHE FINGERS, soft-looking palm, overall looking so, so holdable. well -- that's what you thought. barely any courage in your heart, you simply resigned yourself to the sad fate of just staring at his hands. little did you know, he saw right through you, and he saw how you stared at his hands, your fingers tapping against your thigh. he smiled with adoration, and carefully interlinked his fingers with yours, relishing in how your eyes darted up to stare at him in embarrassed surprise.

— koshi sugawara , kuroo tetsuro , tooru oikawa , AKAASHI KEIJI , tendou satori , baizhu , kamisato ayato , KAEYA , kaedehara kazuha , lyney , HEIZOU , argenti , AVENTURINE , JING YUAN , lucifer , satan , SOLOMON , NANAMI KENTO , gojo satoru

AS YOU two walked side by side, you had a fleeting thought of holding his hand. except, ah, it wasn't really fleeting, as before your head could even snuff out such a thought, your hand shot out by itself. its path, however, was unfortunately broken by the feeling of smashing against his own. had he..? "sorry" you both muttered, both trying to hold hands with each other and failing. in a second though, your hands finally found their way to each other, fingers interlinking. you were blushing so profusely that you failed to notice how red his own face was. oh -- you were so cute...

— kei tsukishima , KENMA KOZUME , iwaizumi hajime , cyno , XIAO , veritas ratio , caelus , welt yang , BEELZEBUB , simeon , geto suguru

[visit-ba-sing-se]

That truly make me so happy, thank you!

Hello since I heard you like orbs! (Honestly I just wanted to say thank you - you alswas leave such nice tags on my bird posts and I appreciate them a lot!!)

(Orbs were found here btw)

thank you so much!!!! im glad you like the tags, i really love the birdvent, its really cool to learn more about birds and the pictures are always so cute!

those orbs are adorable and so very fluffy i love them thank you for sending them to me!!!

[issdisgrace]

Jason x (kinda) villain reader where they're fighting but at some point Jason's jacket gets ripped of and you can see his slutty little waist, and reader is just absolutely gobsmacked and 'daaaaamn' and completely stops fighting Jason and just flirts with him, because with those hips he has to be a good housewife (I AM IN LOBE WITH JASON AND HIS SLUTTY LITTLE MAN WAIST RAWR RAWRRR IM FERAL)

TANGO

WARNINGS: Yeah there are some but nothing triggering or some shit

A/N: Might make a part two to this later down the road but don't get you hopes to high I have a tendency not to do what I say I am. Anyway I hope you like this.

Like clock work I tangoed with the Red Hood. He was a good fighter, skilled, and he could keep up with. That’s why I kept up our little cat-and-mouse game going. I could’ve easily killed him if I wanted to and both of us knew that, but I didn’t want to kill him. Id grown to like him over time despite our jobs, if you could call them that. And now, like many other nights, we were stuck in a fast tango that wasn’t coming to an end soon. We took slashes at the other with our respective knives. Never striking the other in a vital place. Both having a silent agreement to not do severe damage to the other, so in a couple nights from now we could do this song and dance again without a worrying. We slashed and slashed at the other and eventually I caught his shirt tearing it. The torn shirt revealed his waist. It looked so small, so holdable, so slutty. 

“Goddamn Red I didn’t know you had a slutty little waist.” I said, stepping back and holstering my knife. He stopped dead in his tracks pure confusion written on his face. 

“WhAT?”

“Do you need to get your hearing checked, Red? I said goddamn Red, I didn’t know you had a slutty waist.”

“What the fuck?” He said lowering his knife confusion still present in his face. 

“Have you seen your waist? Like look at it.” I say gesturing to where his waist was showing. He looked down at the rip and his exposed skin then back up at me.

“Seriously?”

“Yeah. Why would I be fucking with you? Your waist looks so small and foldable and slutty.” I say, stepping forward and grabbing his waist. A part of expects him to stab me with his still in sheathed knife but he doesn’t. 

“And your hips are so wide and childbearing. Fuck your so hot, Red.” He seemingly short circuits as a blush creeps on his face. Which causes me to chuckle at the fact I caused the big bad Red Hood to short circuit and blush at the same time. I definitely didn’t have that on my bingo card this year. 

“You’re cute when you blush, Red. I wonder if you look just as cute all fucked out.” 

“You’ll have to see,” He says, catching me a bit of guard as I was not expecting him to respond with the whole short circuiting thing. 

“Is that an invitation, Red?”

“Maybe and it’s Jason.” 

“Well Jason, I’m Y/n.”

[the-s1lly-corner]

Hi

Can we have some prompts for what it's like to hug the tadc cast?

What it's like hugging the TADC cast!

bro i want a patty melt so mf bad ive literally never had one but it looks so yummy idc if its just a burger on texas toast i wanna eat that!!!!!!!!! short post btw!! (i say, as i make it longer than first intended)

CAINES:

very small and holdable. depending on the size difference you can just carry him around like its no big deal... feels just like holding a person since his body is human shaped... might have to move your head since his teeths are very large.... solid 9/10 imo

POMNI:

similar to caine thanks to her shape but i think she would be very squishy. she looks like she would be squishy, dont you think? i think its because of her design and her at the beginning trying to take off her headset shows shes kinda squishy n soft... but maybe thats just the digital worlds physics and everyone is like that... she looks like she would squeak if you squeezed her... 8/10 she gets one point off because sometimes the squeezing can be annoying but she cant help it

RAGATHA:

very soft and plush, said several times that i see her as a literal doll so she feels like one of those plush dolls. shes warm, i think... like sure shes a doll but she looks like she would radiate warmth, cant explain why.. like caine and pomni have normal body heats but ragatha is just a touch warmer.. 10/10, would love to cuddle with her and nap

JAX:

not squishy!! but not... hard... like he has a little give if that makes sense. like, normal average skinny person squish, i think. normal body temperature. oddly smooth which can be a little weird since hes a bunny, so you would expect fur... but no hes just smooth. but not smooth like a shaved person, smooth like a weird rubber. weird. 7/10 imagine it gets hot one day and he just. gets sticky. one time we accidentally left my dogs rubber ball out in the heat outside and it got sticky. sticky jax. sticky jax gets a 4/10

KINGER:

very. hard. now we're getting into the characters who arent that huggable, which makes me so sad because i love kinger sm. he cant really hug back. like sure he can hold you in his hands but thats a little different than being able to wrap his arms around you... hes hard, too, being a chess piece... not very warm.. however his robe does a bit to make him softer and a little warmer so its not too totally terrible as long as youre not like. CLINGING onto him... kinger i love you but youre getting a 6/10

ZOOBLE:

see where kinger has some saving grace with his robe, zooble is just. naked. plus i think they would feel like plastic, with the main body being like. solid hard plastic. their limbs are obviously also plastic. its like holding a giant child's toy... very cold, too, the only heat zooble has is the heat that comes from your own body... 3/10 im sorry zooble

GANGLE:

no body heat, but like at least its not hard plastic... but theres hardly anything there... can hold you back but you cant really feel it, like ghost touches pretty much... since gangle is just ribbons, what more did we expect? 4/10, extra point simply because gangle hugs arent as unpleasant as zoobles

[bright-omens]

Ineffable Bureaucracy Headcanons

How I feel Beelzebub and Gabriel would be in their relationship :)

Beelzebub's main love language is gift giving, obviously

I feel like Gabriel's is quality time or acts of service

That being said, they both strike me as the type of people to be very touchy and physical

You know that one couple that just can't keep their hands off each other for five seconds? Yeah, that's them

I saw a post saying that they hc that they didn't actually go to alpha centauri and just went to Edinburgh to fuck with the humans, and honestly? Yeah

I can see them being the couple that everyone knows

Like, everyone in Edinburgh knows about the weird goth and their nerdy ass boyfriend, and they know to not fuck with them

If anyone were to hit on Beelzebub, Gabriel knows that Beelzebub can handle themself, but he also wouldn't pass up the chance to be passive aggressive

"Aren't they attractive? I know they're so attractive. That's why they're my partner. Now, can you leave us alone? We're on a date :)"

Now, if Gabriel was getting hit on, that motherfucker is dead

"Hey, Bee, where did that person go? The one that was being really nice and asking for my 'number.' Whatever that is"

"Oh, they may or may not be dead somewhere"

"Cool :D"

Gabriel can see when other people are hitting on Beelzebub but he doesn't know when he's getting hit on

I feel like on one hand they wouldn't get a house because neither of them would see the point in it, but I also feel like Beelzebub would pester Gabriel into getting one because they're so used to being able to just lounge around and having things (because of how crowded Hell is)

Gabriel wouldn't understand it at all, but he would get a house if it meant making Beelzebub happy

Gabriel definitely starts giving in to human things, like certain foods and drinks, and maybe even sleeping

He would only sleep if it meant cuddles with Beezlebub

If Bee's not there, he's not sleeping

Beelzebub is the big spoon. Gabriel loves being held

But, when Beelzebub wants to be the little spoon, Gabriel is more than okay with being the big spoon

They're such a holdable size for him, so how can he say no?

Gabriel would hear about Valentine's day and go all out

A bouquet of flowers, chocolate, fancy and cheesy card, cute date. Everything

Beelzebub thinks it's adorable and dorky

When they're out in public they'd protect all the flies

It would start because Gabriel would insist on making sure humans didn't kill them because "it's wrong to kill" we all know it's because he loves his fly partner though

And then Beelzebub slowly got into it because they were used to seeing humans kill flies constantly, but Gabriel is just too cute for them to resist and it's not like they could stop him

They'd just be really sweet and wholesome with each other (but if anyone else talks to them, they're complete dicks lol)