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December Compliments ☀️🔍
[Compliments Masterlist]
And so we have reached the last Compliments Post of 2023! Can’t believe we’re here and everything the last 6 months have brought us - it’s been a whirlwind! I shall ramble more at the end of this post, but for right now, let’s get into it :-
December 2023
MY DEAD FRIEND (BTS & Livestream)
To kick off the month we were blessed with what I would consider my favourite sketch of the year, and of course along with that we also got…
Bloopers: My Dead Friend
Ian and Anthony were ON ONE in this, it was wild! Not that I’m complaining!
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I&A: [discussing Anthony carrying Ian in the sketch]
Anthony: “And now we’re going to learn what it’s like for me to hold you, to cradle you like a baby while I’m wearing this stuff [his costume].”
Ian: “Yeah, you seem to really want to do that…”
Anthony: “I do really want to do that. I’ve written it into every sketch and this is the first one that finally made it to camera.”
I mean… WHAT!? Anthony’s written himself carrying Ian into every script 👀 Well glad your wishes came true Anthony - hope you get to do it again!
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Anthony: [climbing up trees to remove wind chimes]
Ian: “Be careful Anthony.”
Anthony: [removes them and passes them down to Ian] “Wow, we’re domesticated.”
Yes, yes you are 🤭
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Then came the moment of Anthony (and us) had all been waiting for - Anthony carrying Ian 🙌
So they tried a few different ways before settling on the one that was in the sketch (bridal/baby style), and Anthony was being so cute reassuring Ian that he could carry him ☺️
Anthony: [lifts Ian up over his shoulders]
Ian’s: “Ohhhh goooo-ohhhh.”
Anthony: “I got you bud.”
Anthony: “Jump.” [lifts Ian bridal style] “Also easy.”
Only reason Anthony works out is so he can carry Ian 😜
Anthony: [carrying Ian over his shoulders again and finds out Ian didn’t want matcha today] “Wait, I’m not carrying a matcha girlie right now?”
Ian: “No, there’s no matcha girlie today.”
Anthony: “You get down.” [sets Ian down on the ground]
Ian: [pouts] “But I want uppies.”
Ian perpetuating the bby girl title once again 💁‍♀️
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Okay, now what to say about the ending of this BTS… I can’t describe it as anything other than Ian and Anthony just basically flirting for 5 minutes 🤭
I&A: [smiling at each other]
Anthony: “Don’t get near me.”
Ian: “What?”
Anthony: “I know you’re trying to…”
Erin: “He still has it doesn’t he?”
Anthony: “Yeah he has it, he’s trying to put it in my pocket.”
Ian: [continuing to mess about trying to put the thing into Anthony’s pocket]
Anthony: “Do you think that I don’t notice when you’re touching inside my pocket?”
Ian: [laughs]
Anthony: “What is so goddamn funny?”
Ian: [still laughing] “Nothing…”
Anthony: [tries to talk about the sketch] “-why do you keep looking down all weird?”
Ian: [laughing] “What…?”
Anthony: “What’s in your hand?” [tries to grab Ian’s hand] “What’s in your hand?! Drop it!”
Ian: “What?”
Anthony: “Drop it!
Ian: “What?”
Anthony: “What’s in your hand?”
Ian: “Nothing’s in my hand…. Nothing’s in my hand…” [shows empty hand] “Nothing’s in my hand.”
Anthony: “This guy has some weird shit in his hand.”
Ian: “There’s nothing in my hand!”
Anthony: “I’m watching where your hands go.”
Ian: [flings what he was holding into Anthony’s costume and points at it] “What’s in there? What’s that?”
Anthony: [shaking his head] “Wow I could have never seen this coming.”
Ian: “What’s there?”
Anthony: “I can’t believe it, the thing I put in your pocket is suddenly- I can’t reach it cause my arms don’t reach, don’t move that much. I literally can’t reach it because…”
Ian: “This thing?” [reaches into Anthony’s chest to pull it out] “I can’t get it, it’s gone forever.”
Anthony: “Some good exclusive members only content right there.”
Ian: “Just violently groping you.”
Anthony: “Yeah, I will not say how hard my nipple is or is not.”
Ian: “Okay…. Well thank you guys so much for watching, thank you so much for supporting this…”
I&A: [laughs]
Anthony: “Smoshtastic and Smosh Royalty members we could not do this without you.”
Ian: “We cannot do- we cannot violently grope each other without you.”
Anthony: “And I know that’s what you came here- I know that’s why you paid $5 to $10 a month.”
And maybe it is Anthony! It’s money well spent! But seriously, that last section of the BTS was a gem! ✨
MY DEAD FRIEND Watch Party
Of course also on sketch Fridays we get a livestream and so this was just a few moments from said livestream that I took as complimentary :-
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Ian: [trying to click something away on the computer] “I don’t know how to put this- get this away.”
Anthony: “Oh yeah, now Ian’s clicking- just click in the text box.” [points on screen on what to do]
Ian: “Oh yeah. Yeah, you’re smart.”
Just a cute little moment I wanted to include 😊
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[discussing Ian’s birthday but then get distracted talking about BTS content]
Anthony: “Anyways, I’m seeing lots of references aside-” [places hand on Ian’s shoulder] “Do you want to speak anything more about your birthday, birthday boy?”
Okay but Anthony stopping mid-sentence when he realised they’d got distracted and moved on from Ian talking about his birthday and checking in incase he wanted to say something else 🥹 he’s so cute!!
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[Chat question: Was it fun carrying Ian?]
Anthony: “Yeah. Did you watch the bloopers? Cause it shows in the bloopers that I tried to do all these different carrying positions…”
Ian: “Uh huh.”
Anthony: “But the baby- I wanted to cradle you like a baby, it’s funniest.”
Ian: “Yeah, it was good.”
Anthony: “It was fun. He’s good- he’s a good… he’s a good object to be carried.”
Ian: “Thank you. Oh my gosh.” [places hand over heart] “He called me an object, guys. Thank you.”
Okay know they’re kinda joking about here, but Anthony’s dug himself this hole that he enjoys carrying Ian so I couldn’t not include them referencing it again.
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[talking about Amanda’s character in the sketch having a horrible date with Ian but still having a good time]
Anthony: “I think she’s just looking for a fun guy who’s willing to switch things up, and you, you really do, you provide that.”
Just Anthony complimenting Ian on being a fun date 👀
And that was it for this livestream! Moving on…
Is Anthony Nervous For His Funeral Roast? | Smosh Mouth
So Anthony was a guest on Smosh Mouth again, this time along with Courtney to discuss his upcoming funeral, and during the podcast they also spoke about Ian (of course) :-
Courtney: [talking about how the funeral, along with all the roasts are, is a celebration of the person in the casket]
Anthony: “Thank you. Thank you. I feel like it is, it’s not just me though. It’s a testament to both Ian and I coming together and reflecting on the beginnings of Smosh and what made it so special. And a huge part of that was Ian and I being able to just have fun together as friends, try to make each other laugh, be passionate about creating little fun projects, getting people excited about little dumb jokes and fun moments. And that’s, you know, going into working with everyone here. That’s what I really wanted to push, is for everyone to have the same kind of freedom to be passionate about creating funny, little dumb things together…”
He’s such a sweetie 🥰
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[asking Anthony what he’s most nervous about for the roast]
Anthony: “Honestly, anytime that I’m roasted about something, even if it’s a little uncomfortable for a moment, I feel actually better about it because it’s not something that’s like not spoken about. Kinda like when Ian and I first came together on camera, and where like I’m reading my angry letter to him and stuff like that. Like, it was uncomfortable for me to see the things that I wrote 6 years earlier. I’m sure it was uncomfortable for him to hear some of that stuff, but because it was out in the open it made it feel like it wasn’t a taboo subject that couldn’t be spoken about anymore. And what’s interesting is that Ian and my friendship started deteriorating because there was so much pressure from every angle to work so much that we didn’t have any line of communication anymore. And I feel like if back then we had ways to even incorporate it into our work like it is now, then we would’ve had a closer friendship outside of work too. And it’s interesting that there are now these outlets for everyone here to kind of get stuff just out there and said. And it doesn’t feel like anything’s really too taboo to talk about within our group.”
Again, he’s so cute. But also bringing up what Ian and his friendship needed back in the day, knowing that they have that now will never not just be the nicest thought and something I’m so happy they now have ☺️
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Shayne: “Who are you most nervous about as far as roasts? Like, is there a person you’re most afraid of?”
Anthony: “Umm… Yeah. Ian. I think he’s gonna go hardest cause he’s known me for so long.”
[Others discussing who they think will go the hardest]
Anthony: “I do think I am afraid of Ian’s most only because we have 20 plus years of history. So he can go anywhere.”
Shayne: “That’s true�� Are you worried about him bringing back something up from like middle school or something?”
Anthony: “I have preemptively decided to bring up some stuff from our earliest years because I think he will do the same for me, so I have decided that is where I’m gonna go with some of these.”
[Others saying how they’re excited]
Amanda: “Okay, so Ian is the one that you’re most nervous about. And I guess Ian should be most nervous about you because damn.”
Anthony: “Honestly, yeah.” [points to the camera] “Ian, if you’re watching this, watch out. I hope your roasts are better than mine. I hope they go deeper. I hope you found something that I can’t remember. Likely not.” [taps side of head] “I got everything in here.”
Love how Anthony brings up Ian here, even with it being in the context of him being nervous for Ian’s roasts, Ian’s still on his mind. Even when the others were putting out other people who they think will go hard on him, Anthony still reiterated that Ian’s roast was the one he was most afraid of, and also how cute him bringing up twice how long they’ve known each other 😊
Reacting to Our Best Funeral Roasts
So another bit of promo they did for the Funeral was this livestream with Courtney, Shayne, and Tommy where they complied a list of some of their favourite past previous funeral roast moments that Anthony hadn’t seen for him to react to, to give him a taste of what he’d experienced at his own.
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During the live they also had a board up with different incentives that would be unlocked depending on how many tickets they sold.
One of the incentives was that a fan submitted tweet would be posted off Anthony’s account. They quickly passed this incentive and went through a lot of different options before settling on the one that was tweeted, which was…
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You heard it folks, Anthony loves his Ianussy 😏
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Another cute little moment they had was when they were down to their last two cans they opened each others and then interlocked arms to eat cause besties! ✨
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[Reacting to Ian’s funeral counter-roast and Ian saying to Courtney that “after Anthony left [she] stepped up and became the new person who shuts down every single idea [he] has.”]
Anthony: “I still don’t get that one cause I never shut down your ideas, Ian! You’re going to have to explain yourself at some point.”
Oop 🤭
Poor Anthony hates that bit so much, it isn’t the first time it’s been brought up 😅 HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW HE BIGS IAN’S IDEAS UP 😤 His No1 supporter!
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[reacting to Ian’s [REDACTED] bit from Noah’s funeral]
Anthony: “That’s round of applause worthy.” [clapping] “That was really good. That was definitely my favourite bit I’ve seen so far. That was so good.”
Of course Ian’s bit would be his favourite ☺️
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Coming to the end of the live, they were wrapping up and saying their thank yous and goodbyes, and Anthony had one last thing to say :-
Anthony: “The world knows now that I love my Ianussy.”
I mean, we been knew 😌😉
PARANORMAL EASY BAKE OVEN (Flashback)
Time for another Flashback with Smosh! This time reacting to the classic sketch Paranormal Easy Bake Oven.
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My favourite editor was pulling it out the bag as always on this eps - bless you Kortney 🙌
[Ian eating a taco]
Anthony: “Oh, Ian’s going ham on them already. Oh.” [catches packets of sauce being flung to him]
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Obessed with this!^^
Anthony: “Do you want, would you like some hot taco sauce? It’s for a hot taco.”
Ian: “I am a hot taco.”
Anthony: “Yeah.”
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Ian: [reading what the packet says] “It’s hot for taco.”
Anthony: “Oh.”
Ian: “You thought it said it’s for a hot taco?”
Anthony: “Yeah.”
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Poor Anthony. Your attempts at flirting were still good, babes. I’m sure Ian appreciated it 😘
You can also find a clip of this moment I posted at the time here.
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[Reacting to the scene where we find out Anthony just wants Ian to sleep in his room]
Anthony: “What was the joke we were even getting at? Like, it was kind of a throwaway joke. I have no idea if we were implying that… I want you to sleep next to me?”
Ian: “Yeah, I think you just wanted a friend.”
Anthony: “Aw, I just want a friend.”
Ian: “To sleep next to you.”
Anthony: “Yeah.”
Ian: “You had your stuffed animals, and then you wanted your best friend in the bed too.”
Anthony: “Yeah, of course.”
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Aw Anthony, you just wanna sleep next to your best friend 🤗
I spent a day with SHAYNE TOPP
So Anthony had Shayne on as a guest on ISADW and, of course, Ian was brought up - Anthony cannot help himself 😅 it’s very sweet though ☺️
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[Talking about Shayne doing impressions of people]
Anthony: “Like earlier you did an impression of how you know when Ian’s nervous but he’ll never say it.”
Shayne: “So Ian whenever he’s leading a meeting, he gets like nervous burps I think, maybe.”
Anthony: [laughs]
Shayne: “But he’ll just kind of like, he’ll have the clicker for like the thing and he’ll be like ‘uh, yeah, so, um [covers mouth], we’re.. yeah, we’re doing that and um, it’s pretty good, and um yeah we’re really, we’re really excited.’”
Anthony: [laughing] “These are all the things that I noticed growing up with him.”
Anthony is so adorable, I love it! Also he loves bringing up the fact him and Ian grew up together/how long they’ve known each other, similar to what he done in the Smosh Mouth eps - what a cutie!
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Anthony: [thanking Shayne for sticking with Smosh all this time] “I really, really respect everything that you’ve done, everything that you’ve contributed. How much you’ve um, you know been there with Smosh through so many ups and downs. How you’ve had so much faith in this brand and how you’ve pushed it to continue to be what it has always been at the heart, which like you mentioned a second ago, which has really been about that friendship and that connection that you feel with the people that you’re making this stuff with. You know the way that Ian and I started it was we just loved to make each other laugh, let’s capture that genuine friendship that we have together, let’s see if this connects with anyone, let’s see if it resonates with people and it did…”
Wouldn’t be a Compliments Post without Anthony saying something sappy about their friendship and making me want to cry 😩 I also took him thanking Shayne for sticking with Smosh as him also thanking him for sticking with Ian. I’m sure it somewhat softens the blow a little bit that even when Anthony himself couldn’t be by Ian’s side, Ian still had great people around him 🥺
Anthony's Funeral
So since Anthony died in Food Battle it was finally time to have a funeral for him! This was such a highly anticipated event and it did not disappoint! Of course as the Funerals go, it was mainly about roasting Anthony, but there's still always room for compliments and nice moments in amongst it all.
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So it came to the end of the funeral and our host Pastor lan was wrapping up and after dubbing himself 'the hot one' and roasting baby Anthony, it was time to lay, in lan's words, 'Smosh's 2nd Hottest Member to rest’, but before that, as his script told him, he had to ‘insert a quick genuine comment about Anthony’ and boy did it deliver :-
lan: "But seriously though, I do feel so fortunate to have become your friend again, and honestly like I probably would have still been working at Chuck E. Cheese if it wasn't for everything that you did for Smosh. You are one of the hardest workers, you have such a great eye for content, and I'm so proud to be going down this path with you. Um... I love you.”
АААААННННННН!!!!
IT HAPPENED!!!!! IT REALLY HAPPENED!!!!!
I still cannot believe this is reality and we actually heard lan telling Anthony he loves him. I WILL SCREAM ABOUT THIS FOREVER!!!! And from the reactions of Anthony and the rest of the cast, this was HUGE. I don't lan had ever told him before 😭Also, during that whole speech Anthony was getting emotional after lan told him he loves him you see him trying to hold back from crying which just makes the whole situation even more tender 🥹
Before lan can show Anthony his 🍆 lol, Anthony rises from the dead for his counter-roast, and the first thing he mentions is about having water in his eyes whilst he wipes them away 🥺
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During his counter-roast he keeps teasing lan as if he's next, but of course he leaves his bestie till last. After roasting him about how he hides his emotions, embarrassing stories from their childhood and his flirting techniques, Anthony thanks everyone and says how appreciates everyone welcoming him back into Smosh and how he is proud of everyone who played a part in making the funeral what it was and for showing him love by roasting him.
Anthony: "I am just so grateful for you... lan said when we bought back Smosh, 'If we burn it to the ground I'm happy to do that with you' and after tonight... I think that sounds pretty good, I'm going to burn the place down. You have 5 minutes to get the fuck out and meet us at our VIP Aftershow."
Yes he ended this with a joke but all the nice stuff beforehand still stands, and to bring up what lan said about 'burning it to the ground' is so sweet 🥲
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And speaking of the Aftershow, we got some moments from that too, including another very special moment :-
Sax-Man: "Can I just say, comparing how I look and how you look is the difference between when Anthony was here and when Anthony wasn't."
Anthony: [laughs]
Sax-Man "I'm just like a virgin nerd and all of you are so sexy."
Cast: [laughs]
Sax-Man: "And that's what Anthony does."
lan: "That's what Anthony does."
Just lan agreeing that Anthony brings the sexiness 👀
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[Q: Anthony what was your favourite roast?]
Anthony: "How about the one where lan laid into my baby photo? It's not my fault I got past my ugly phase super quick."
Okay, so slight compliment with a roast, but still, he chose lan's roast as his favourite!
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And here was the special one!!
[Q: Anthony can you say 'I love you' back to lan?]
Anthony: "Aww..."
lan: [leans forward and puts his hands under his chin]
Anthony: "Yeah, and it's not that hard cause l've said it before." [places hand on lan's knee] "I love you, lan."
lan: [touches hand to his heart] "Stop. Stop. Stop."
THEYRE SO FUCKING CUTE!!!! I cannot believe we got an ‘I love you’ from both of them to the other!!! I'll be reeling over this for A LONG TIME!
Bloopers: Bluetooth Speaker Ruins Date
BTS of this sketch and as is a given with the Bloopers videos, a gem as always!
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I&A: [talking about the Anthony shrine]
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Ian: “So even though Anthony is long dead and gone, he’s still there in our hearts.”
Anthony: “I’d like to know that if I died, you would have a little, just a little shrine of me.”
Of course he would, Anthony! That’s your bestie who cannot live without you so you must live forever! 😤
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So this next bit they were just messing about but still funny and complimentary-by-extension (in a way lol). Ian starts doing a bit called Pickleball TV and creating a character for Anthony as he’s on a streak of keeping the ball up, until, he eventually drops it and he falls to his knees pretending to be devastated and everything Ian starts saying he repeats :-
Ian: “I bet he’s never going to recover from that.”
Anthony: “I’ll never recover from that.”
Ian: “I bet he’s really rethinking his life choices.”
Anthony: “I’m rethinking all my life choices.”
Ian: “I bet he thinks Ian’s the hot one.”
Anthony: “I think…” [laughs]
Ian: “Yeah, I bet he thinks Ian’s the hot one.”
Anthony: “I think Ian’s the hot one.”
He said it so I’ll take it! Anthony thinks Ian’s the hot one 😌😜
Bluetooth Speaker Ruins Date Watch Party
Of course we got our usual sketch Friday livestream which included a few complimentary moments :-
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Ian: [mentions gross man who I will not name and his “university course” 🤮]
Anthony: “I don’t know enough about that, I don’t listen to alpha male podcasts.”
Ian: “You don’t need to go down that rabbit hole, my boy.”
Kings! Yes, do not go down that rabbit hole - you’re actually decent men and that’s why we love you! Anyways, just thought it was cute how Ian referred to him as ‘my boy’.
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Anthony: [reads chat comment] “Oh, your sweater is matching your eye colour. Was that on purpose?”
Ian: [leans forward, batting his eyelashes and acts all cutesy]
Anthony: “Was that on purpose?”
Ian: “Maybe…”
Anthony: “Cause it brings out of the colours of your eyes?”
Ian: “Maybe…”
Anthony: “That’s so cute.”
Just Anthony basically telling Ian he looks cute in his sweater 😌
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[talking about the sketch]
Anthony: “Um, but Arasha was amazing and I had such a good time writing it and then getting to direct those scenes,” [looks at Ian] “with you, and Arasha.”
Very cute Anthony just wanting to tell him what a good time he had working with him ☺️
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Ian: [talking about the reasoning for casting Arasha as his date in the sketch and how they wanted it to be more of a short-film feel] “But Arasha is like rom-com lead material.”
Anthony: “I agree. And you’re rom-com lead material too.”
You think Ian is rom-com lead material Anthony 👀
Speaking of rom-coms, this live quickly spiralled into I don’t even know what as Ian goes off on his rom-com plot spiel. I summed it up in this post I made here.
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Anthony: [reading chat comment telling Ian good job on Pastor Ian]
Ian: “Oh yes, thank you.”
Anthony: “Ian, you fucking crushed it.”
Ian: “Aww, thanks.”
And just a full-out compliment from Anthony to finish off this live 😊
Which Friendship Will Win? (Everybody 1, 2, Switch)
Also on the same day we were blessed with this video! It finally happened! The boys played 1, 2, Switch again! And of course the compliments were flowing and the bestie-ism shining through 😁 Like the last time they played this, there were just so many moments that instead of writing them down I thought l'd put together a little compilation of some of the best moments like I done before. Hope you enjoy! :-
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An Honest Conversation with Smosh
So we got another 2hr interview with the boys! This time on The Colin and Samir Show podcast. I quite enjoyed this interview as they talked about some different things and it didn’t just feel like we were hearing about a lot of the stuff we already know this time around so it was interesting getting to learn some new stuff :-
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Ian: [talking about their work/shoot schedule]
Colin: “Is that how your mind kind of works? Like are you the producer mindset?”
Ian: “Hell no.”
Anthony: [laughs]
Colin: “No, you’re not?”
Ian: “No.”
Anthony: “But he does handle a lot more of the pre-production with approving the looks and ideas for kind of what we were thinking while writing.”
Ian: “Yeah, yeah, I try to because Anthony’s got like a whole different channel that he’s also working on so I’m trying to handle like more, generally like trying to handle more of like the shot listing.”
Anthony: “But I’ve got my hands deep in post-production because that’s, when we first started making the videos, Ian was handling a little bit more of pre-production, I was handling more post, and we kind of just fell into that naturally again because I’m obsessed with editing and I love it. I was an editor on all the Smosh videos myself for like 10 years or something and so,”
Ian: “And I hate editing.”
Anthony: [laughs] “So because I did it for so long myself I feel like I have a grasp of how to communicate ideas in that sense, so yeah, he’s more pre-production and I’m more post-production.”
What I was saying about us getting to learn some new stuff, they’ve not spoken much about how they work on the production side of things. But I like that they seem to have worked out a good balance, again goes back to all the talk of their dynamic of working together. I also love how they threw a little compliment in there to each other - Anthony chiming in to say how Ian handles more pre-production. And Ian brining up how Anthony has another channel to work on. Very sweet ☺️
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Ian: [explaining how the original ‘new cast’ weren’t introduced properly at the time and how audiences were (rightfully) not happy but how it panned out alright in the end and how some of the cast have been there 8 years now]
Anthony: “It did pan out but it needed to be a slow, gradual thing and the audience needed to slowly and gradually get accustomed to them and we found places-” [points to Ian] “You know, you found places where the new cast can shine in their own right…”
Just love Anthony stopping himself mid-sentence to highlight and give Ian the praise once again for the work he done with the new cast.
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I&A: [talking about how they didn’t stay in touch much during the ‘between years’ and thought they couldn’t be friends again because they thought they’d became totally different people and grown too far apart]
Samir: “What was the experience of watching each other’s content at that time?”
Anthony: [smiling] “I looked at Ian because I don’t think he’s ever answered this.” [laughing]
Ian: “Um, I mean like I watched it in the beginning, like when he first like split off cause I wanted to like keep eyes on like what he was doing.”
This is something they’ve mentioned before, about the fact they were keeping tabs on what the other was doing, I think it just further adds to how much they were missing each other during those years 🥺
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I&A: [talking about the resentment they felt and how they were trying to prove to people they could make it without the other]
Anthony: “…So I feel like when I kind of, when I started you know going to therapy, learning about myself, learning where these insecurities came from, learning where that like frustration was actually coming from and it was my own insecurity, my own desire to have validation and my own sense of self worth attached this thing [Smosh]. When I learned all those things I started to kind of let that stuff go.” [points to Ian] “Ian had his own personal journey as well, but we each kind of had to have our own journeys apart, accepting what had happened, accepting where we were now for you know when we finally did end up meeting up - one of Ian’s friends, you [Ian] mentioned this before you were talking to them, kind of mentioning me and they were like ‘why don’t you just meet up?’”
Ian: “Yeah.”
Samir: “Diana?”
Ian: “Yeah.”
Anthony: [laughs] “Yeah, yeah. Yeah so we ended up meeting up over lunch and because we didn’t hold on to that resentment anymore at that point we were able to just, really just genuinely connect. I felt him like listening to me in a way that like the past, like the final like 5 years of me being there kind of had disappeared. I was genuinely interested, we were just like had this genuine interest in each other - we were cracking little jokes and we were laughing just like we always had. I had learned a lot also with my own show and how to communicate better, how to listen better, how to have conversations about things that I’m genuinely interested in and every single thing, every single thing that we had done apart I feel like culminated in this moment of us together and reconnecting and realising that we really were at the core still the friends that we’d always been.”
Yes we have heard this so many times but I’ll never stop loving Anthony being sappy about their friendship 🥹
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Ian: [talking about how new entertainers and content creators coming up now grew up watching Smosh] “I think like now with like us buying Smosh back like this is such like an exciting time, an exciting generation for Smosh. It feels like a new sort of like stage.”
Samir: “I hope you feel the and get the credit for sticking it out and believing in it because belief I think is an undervalued component of these creative businesses because you have to work through times where either in the beginning when you have so much belief because like no one’s watching, like you [Anthony] were talking about launching a new format, it’s like you’ve got to believe that this thing is going to work and your creative is good and for you, like the belief through these tumultuous years that Smosh was so important and it was, it had a good storytelling DNA and it was a good comedy brand like as it’s going through this turbulence, that’s hard.”
Anthony: “Yeah, I definitely lost my belief in it.”
Samir: “It’s easier to go ‘forget about it’.”
Colin: “And people are commenting ‘what are you doing?’ and you’re like ‘I don’t know. I don’t know but I can’t tell you that’.”
Anthony: “Yeah, I felt so slighted by Defy that I completely lost hope in what Smosh was. So yeah, I mean the fact that you [Ian] stuck through it, even though I didn’t see it, a lot of people didn’t quite see it.”
Ian: “I mean I feel pretty validated now.”
And you should Ian! 👏
Always here for Ian getting the praise he deserves!
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Samir: “How do you guys ensure that you don’t split up again?”
I&A: [laughs]
Samir: “Like how do you think about that now, obviously you’re at a different maturity level, but you know we’re also, we started the conversation talking about creative partnerships, we’re in a creative partnership, like for other people who are doing this together how do you, what have you learned from your journey and how do you take that into the future?”
Anthony: “I learned that our biggest issue was lack of communication. I was thinking all these things and getting frustrated about things but never just outright saying it. Also I think there was a period of time at the end where we just completely stopped saying ‘how are you?’, you know ‘what’s going on in your world?’ and we stopped just hanging out for the sake of hanging out, it was only, cause we were working so much and we were probably spending like 40 hours a week together but we were just working, working, working the whole time so for me it’s about just having this space where it’s not about work, where it’s about connecting, where it’s about understanding, it’s like ‘how are you? how are things going? what did you think about the way things went today?’, I think even that feels like it’s enough and also I’ve been doing a a lot of work on myself through therapy to understand where certain things and feelings start coming from so I’m not quite as often feeling like it’s external things in my life that are upsetting me and I realise that it really is something that I need to work on myself that’s upsetting me, so that’s helped.”
Ian: “And I think we just have like a healthier approach to the process when we are working together, like when it comes to writing we’re not trying to put this like insane crunch on us where like ‘we need to just get to work right now and we have to write a script by 12:00pm or else we’re going to be-’ like we try to lay a whole day out so it’s like I show up to his place and we hang out, we talk for a little bit, we don’t like get right into it if we don’t have to.”
Anthony: “It kind of feels like it’s necessary now to have those breaths.”
Ian: “It’s just for us, it’s like it’s just finding like a flow, rather than feeling the stress that we sometimes do feel if we are constrained by time - then it like stops being fun, like it’s like you know, it’s like sometimes you do need that, you do need like a little bit of a…” [makes a prodding motion]
Anthony: [laughs] “A prodding?”
Ian: “Motivation.”
Just wanted to pause here for a moment before continuing with this section of them talking about this topic. It’s something I’ve reiterated time and time again, but I love that they take that time now for each other to catch up and see how the other is doing. I know it’s something that has been touched on multiple times but I think it just shows how serious they are about making their relationship work in a healthy way so that their connection does remain strong and they do remain together as a team. It’s such lovely growth between them and just shows how far they’ve come.
[All continue chatting about how it’s important for creative partnerships to have time to connect]
Ian: “…I want to say like when uh, so we carved out an entire weekend, we were like ‘okay we’re going to treat this like a writing retreat’ for when we wrote Food Battle, but like the first, like I think half of the day we probably, we were dealing with like personal issues and we just like talked through that.”
Anthony: “And you were saying that part of you was like ‘[looks at fake watch] okay but we gotta work.” [laughs]
Ian: “Yeah, I mean yeah, but also it’s like ‘let’s get right’ and like obviously you know we had things that were going on and it was like you know, I think it’s important for us to show up as friends first.”
Food Battle Sleepover Weekend 🙌 I’ll never get tired of hearing about this! And I think it’s so special they done that together and from the sounds of it, it’s something they really needed to have a good heart-to-heart 🥰
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Colin: [asks what they want Smosh to be known for in the future]
Anthony: “I mean for me it would be about creating a place where, I mean just creating a really, really great environment for people to work and be creative and have fun and share laughs and create comedy. I want- I would love for people to look at Smosh as a brand as something that still carries those, the root of Ian and my friendship that it was built on with it…”
Anthony being a sap for their friendship once again and making me cry, once again 😭
And with that last little sweet moment from Mr Padilla, that brought us to the end of the compliments for this interview.
The Smosh Episode - 100 Thieves Cast
The following day, we got another podcast featuring the boys. I really enjoyed this podcast also - it felt more like just a laid back chat than anything else so it was a nice change from the other podcasts they’ve done. There were a few complimentary/complimentary-by-extension/just general cute moments that I wanted to include so here we go :-
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Peter: [introducing the podcast - the series being called Boomer Vs Zoomer]
I&A: [waving fists in the air]
Anthony: “Wooo! Let’s go - Am I the boomer or the zoomer?”
Peter: “Usually the couch is for the zoomers, I will say.”
Ian: “Really?”
Anthony: [looks at Ian] “We’re the zoomers, bro! Let’s go!”
[celebratory Ianthony high-five]
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Always gotta include their little high-fives 😊
(Gif quality is horrible I know but I tried lol 🫣)
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Ian: [talking about the women’s skinny, low-rise jeans the girls he liked in high school convinced him to buy] “But I was in cross-country so my legs were like pretty meaty…”
Anthony: [points at Ian] “He had a gyatt.”
I mean do I really need to say anything here 👀👀👀
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Anthony: [talking about when he got into high school and learning that he could just tell people that he was attracted to them and if they didn’t like him back he could move on]
Peter: [asking him how he learned that so young when it took him years to learn that]
Anthony: “Um, I think I just got luckyyyy… I don’t know. I have no idea.”
Peter: “I mean you are extremely good looking which helps.”
Ian: “It helps.”
Ian just agreeing that Anthony is extremely good looking 😏
Continuing on this with same topic :-
Anthony: [talking about how he hasn’t faced much rejection when it comes to asking people out but that he thinks he’ll have a rude awakening very soon]
Ian: “It’s not going to happen, I’ve seen his dad. His dad’s hot.”
Anthony: “Brooo… I’m gonna let him know you said that. He’ll be very happy with that.”
Ian: “That’s fine.”
Anthony: “He’ll be pleased with that.”
Ian: “That’s fine. He’s a handsome man.”
Anthony: “You know he’s let his grey go now too. He looks really good.”
Ian: “Oh hell yeah.”
So Ian what you’re saying is that you know Anthony will still be good looking when he’s older because you think his dad is ‘hot’ and ‘handsome’ 👀 Got it. Good to know your thoughts on Anthony’s looks 👌
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Peter: [talking about having an anxiety dream about the podcast and being nervous to meet Ian and Anthony]
Ian: “Was the handshake good though?” [when he was introducing himself]
Peter: “No, handshake was solid.” [two thumbs up]
Ian: “Yeah, handshake was solid.”
Peter: “I’d give it like a good 9, 9.5. Good, good solid contact. Good amount of time. Not too firm, not to like display your dominance on me.”
Ian: “And I have really soft hands too.”
Anthony: [points to Ian] “He does!”
The compliments on this podcast have been… something to say the least 🤭
And with that, that wraps up another section!
Annoying Orange Creator Breaks Down Controversies
Last Flashback of the year, this time with Dane Boe as a guest. Was the first non-Smosh guest they’ve had on the show so was quite a different eps. They watched some original Annoying Orange sketches and also watched the eps they featured on back in 2010, they ended up getting on to topics surrounding gender and the LGBT+ community and all in all it was a very wholesome but important chat that I definitely recommend checking out if you haven’t.
Now in terms of Ianthony compliments in this video, there weren’t really any besides this one little moment, another complimentary-by-extension moment. Where Anthony makes a pun-y joke and Ian puts his hand up and they give each other one of their little high-fives and because it is also another sub-genre of these posts, and Friendship Always Wins, how could I not include it 😉
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(Again, terrible gif quality but like I said, I tried 😬)
Also another quick shoutout to Kortney - the editing did not disappoint as always 🙌
Anthony’s Nostalgia Kick
So over the holiday’s Anthony got to feeling a little nostalgic, sharing each of these to his Instagram story which I think is incredibly sweet, and complimentary when you think of him reminiscing on how far they’ve come :-
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Ian also reshared the picture of their first business cards to his own story. Just a very cute thing all round! ☺️
Drawing The Smosh Cast From Memory
Anthony wasn’t the only one on a nostalgia kick - as a little holiday bonus, members got an eps of Smosh Is Bored! 🙌 The nostalgia that hit me, and I’m sure many others, when I saw that intro 🥹
So throwing it back to just like old times, they had a drawing competition between them, this time drawing some of the new cast members. We also got a few complimentary moments between them, even if they were laced with slight sarcasm because let’s be real, none of the drawings were good lol. But hey, ho - I’m including them anyways 🤭 :-
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[drawing Arasha]
Anthony: “Our skills are elevating the further we get.”
Ian: “Yeah.”
Anthony: “I feel like I’m tapping into like a secret primitive drawing ability that I didn’t know I had.”
Ian: “I recognise your talents.”
Anthony: “I like the detail that you added to the mouth. I think that was like really above and beyond.”
Ian: [looks at him and smiles] “Thank you.”
Anthony: “Yeah, you’re welcome.”
Ian: “Thank you.”
Anthony: “You’re welcome.”
Double the ‘thank yous’ and ‘you’re welcomes’ lol, they’re so cute.
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[drawing Chanse]
Anthony: “And I made him saying ‘Who’s Anthony?’ cause that’s his one joke.”
Ian: [smiles] “Nice.”
Just them approving of each other roasting their employees, the usual lol.
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Ian: [draws Angela as a feral Guinea pig]
Anthony: [uncontrollably laughs and claps hands]
Ian: [explaing his drawing]
Anthony: “That’s amazing. I love those lips…. But you gave her a flesh coloured face, that’s something I missed out on. For some reason I thought she was just ghastly white. But yeah, she’s got some Guinea pig spots- I like the little tail. That is a cute little tail on her…. I also like how her hair is like, somehow, kind of a mane behind her ears.”
Ian: “Yeah. Yeah… Yeah!”
Anthony: “That is the cutest little feral rodent.”
Anthony was particularly complimentary about this drawing for some reason 😄 but cute nonetheless 🐹
And with that, that brought us to the end of the video and to the last of the compliments of 2023 🥹
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Before I wrap this up, I just want to say a massive thank you to anyone who has read, commented on, reblogged, and liked these posts over the last 6 months 💖 I really appreciate anyone who has left kind words about them, makes it all worth it ☺️
I cannot believe everything these last 6 months has brought us and I’m so happy it’s even a reality that I’m able to make these posts. If you’d told me this time last year about everything that would happen I never would have believed you - we’re truly living in the best timeline and I cannot wait to see what the new year has in store for us 🙌
I want to wish everyone all the best for 2024 🫶 and here’s to another year filled with many more Compliments ✨
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majimasleftasscheek · 2 years ago
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Hi, im very sorry if this has already been answered or established somewhere else but im curious, with your Kazumaji stuff, around what time did they start dating (i.e. after the events of Yakuza 0 and all that) and how?
tbh, I dunno!
I don't really have an established date for that cuz sometimes I'm like man they'd be really cute during y0 and then other times I set it between post y0 and the beginning of y1. The latest they would start me thinks is some months after the events of y1 but in general it sorta depends on how I'm feeling and what silly scenarios play in my head
ideas under the cut tho 👀
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if we're talking y0: I like to think Kiryu has to go to Sotenbori for some reason, be it business or he's there with Nishiki for some partying. he sees Majima at the Grand being depressed and is like "damn girl those bags under your eyes makes my dick go *boing sound effect*" and asks him out 🥺 Kiryu gets rejected immediately cuz Majima's in this cycle of 'I deserve nothing but pain and suffering' but Kiryu can't read the room so he is persistently showing up at the Grand despite Majima very obviously wanting to kick his ass. eventually he relents and goes on cute™ dates with Kiryu and realizes oof maybe human intimacy be kinda gucci
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if between y0 and y1: Majima's fresh in his mad dog era starting shit with people just to be annoying and Kiryu's one of his targets mainly due to the events of y0. he's kinda like "lol this goober really did some important plot stuff, huh?" and his curiosity gets the better of him because Kiryu is an enigma who eats bugs and Majima cannot suppress his need to get some sense of understanding on this weirdo. in this timeline, it's more one-sided affection from Majima that comes in the form of stabbing while Kiryu is desperately trying to fight the gay allegations and failing. eventually he caves but it's a sorta unofficial, on and off thing that Kiryu doesn't really know how to evaluate for himself. Majima doesn't really care what they are since he's high on life atm and has a cute dude with big boobs on his arm
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if during y1: literally just everything Majima Everywhere. Goromi. GOROMI 😩💦 Kiryu is all: I LIKE PUSSY but everyone's like okay big man then why's Majima pole dancing for you huh. the two braincells he has start to click and he realizes maybe Majima wants to hold hands or something unthinkable like that. ngl I like to think Kiryu's thing for Yumi is like a demisexual bi thing where he's like, I do love her but she don't zap my brain quite like the bowlcut freak who knows how to punch me real good and it becomes sorta his personal introspective journey during this time. Majima is also floating in the space of am I doing this for his benefit cuz "training" or am I falling for this dork. he's pretty sad about it cuz of the Saejima reminder vibes but eventually Kiryu falls into his own person that Majima really meshes with and the two of them struggle to actually voice how they feel all the while their pants are down in some dirty alley
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if after y1: (going to insert shit from a fic I'm working on) Kiryu's absolutely devastated with what happened in the Millennium Tower + now having to take care of Haruka that he's shut himself off from everyone and everything other than doing the bare minimum to live. in comes Majima being a menace like yo you can't like, let a child parent herself you gotta get outta this slump and Kiryu's all fuck you stop breaking into my house. so it's a long pain in the ass process to help Kiryu deal with his grief while Majima keeps unintentionally making googoo eyes at him and both of them are like boy I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me. there's also a lotta dadjima stuff going on and Kiryu's like wowie zowie so you do have a heart and Majima's like no way loser while being just 😳👉👈
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selkymaiden · 2 years ago
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3, 4, 14, 35, 38, 42, 49 for sophie x 🐧 and galina x pendleclowns (i'm absolutely obsessed with sophie lord her vibes are IMMACULATE 😩��)
flkajlkfjwlkerj thank you for the ask!!!! and oh gosh PLS I'm sorry for the DC brainrot. I just come here and reblog a billion things and then disappear. Thank you for being a mutual and sticking through the years it seems flkawer. Also thank you for enjoying my dumb DC oc. I'm cringe but i'm free~ ALSO IT GOT LONG MY BAD
3. What was their first impression of each other?
I kind of answered this one already but I'll try to describe it a bit differently? flkaer I will copy and paste the first part though: So the verse I have them is G*tham at the 10-year time skip, so he's been out of Blackgate for maybe 6 months now?
So as far as when they both met neither was impressed with each other. He just thought she was a low lackey working for Black Mask and was at his club just snooping. Thought she was a complete amateur at her job, so like a spy or something. She on the other hand has no respect for him and was actually at his newly reopened club because she was trying to headhunt good bartenders LMAO. She literally showed up to steal his staff if they were good. So it was not good all around.
4. Who initiates affection? Why does the other not initiate affection as much?
Sophie does for sure! She's more confident and emotionally available than [Foghorn blares] But that's because she's had a better time in life than him for sure. And for 🐧 it probably has to do with what he's had to deal with in his past, so it's not even 'gotta be macho and keep up appearances' but more worried it could be a weakness. Has even been told it's a weakness for anything affectionate and love and he has even told others it's a weakness. So he's insecure and self-conscious about it so it's harder for him to be genuine about reaching out so to speak. But if it's fake affection or charm he has no problem being manipulating. But real affection and initiating it? He'd rather just kill the other person so there's no evidence. But he gets better later on.
14. Do they enjoy PDA, or are they more private with affection?
At the beginning no. Mainly because he makes it awkward and it pisses her off because she doesn't understand how a man older than her (if only slightly) can't just give a goddamn kiss! But they learn what each other likes and how to approach that it gets better and she especially likes when he kisses the back of her hand. But they're more private, yet if together long enough they'd be the couple who has no problem kissing in front of the henchmen.
35. Is their relationship a secret? If so, why?
lmaaaoooooooooo yes, ma'am, gotta keep it on the downlow! Although how do I describe it? It's sort of a screwball comedy at first because [redacted] is trying to get Sophie on his team to take back G*tham. But she won't join unless for a really, really good reason. But he knows she can be swayed by emotions so he thinks he can get her to like him and that'll work and it does but it backfires because he ends up liking her more. But there is no love in the time of gang wars so everything needs to look business and nothing personal to the outside world. He tried to play games and got fucked up.
38. Who’s got a quicker temper?
Oh. Easy. The dumb bird. 🐧 has temper tantrums still but she's a master of babysitting after working with Black Mask for so long.
42. What’s their relationship like with each other’s friends/families?
Well.... He has no family left and very few, if any, friends left. Except maybe Edward Nigma. So for Sophie she does get along with The Riddler. Probably because she's first of all a criminal also and has definitely done her fair share of bad things so she doesn't judge Edward or at least preaches to him about some of the shit he's done. Also, she's pretty smart and gets his references well enough. She's not good at riddles and doesn't care for puzzles but she understands what he's talking about so he recognizes that and it's good enough. And as far as 🐧 getting along with her friends/family- Well, like him her family has passed, but her friends she has a few and I haven't explored it all yet. Her friend that is someone else's OC who works at Arkham they'd probably get along, maybe? He'd probably be wary at first because obv he had the worst time when he was sent to Arkham. But with her other friend Mina, he'd probably find that friend annoying LOL. Mina is her oldest friend and comes before a lot of people so maybe he'd be jealous of how close they are.
49. Do they keep secrets from each other?
Oh for sure. [Foghorn noises] Schemes and manipulates, just does business on his own terms and his own ways and barely lets people in on the plot. Or at least the whole plot. Maybe he'll give a few things away but never the whole story. When he becomes more trusting of her and sees she's a good chess piece on the board that is G*tham he lets her in on more things.
And for her! LMAO well I made her a Homo Magi, so think Zatanna but not as powerful. But she's defiantly not telling him she can do magic, at least not for a while. That's a bargaining chip that's kept her alive so far with Black Mask so she keeps it close.
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hehehe and now for my terrible noble galina x PENDLECLOWNs
3. What was their first impression of each other?
I almost want to just say they all saw each other as wild, uncultivated. Uncultured. What have you. So Galina looking at all these people of Dunwall and especially the twins she's like just... They're petty and flounce around saying things but back up none of it except more nasty things. Just no action and they even are in poor taste by avoiding duels. Unmanly. And for the two clowns, they think of her just as uncultured and wild coming from Tyvia of all places. A frozen tundra thats basically a totalitarian police state who overthrew their nobility to turn, what they think, is like idk the equivalent if they have a novel in Dumbwall like Animal Farm. Because she is nobility but it's frowned upon now in Tyvia because of the island's history. So like shun her or make her feel unfit to be anything but common.
4. Who initiates affection? Why does the other not initiate affection as much?
Galina and Morgan do the most I'd like to think. Galina for sure as she likes the pleasures of flesh and generally just doing things that can be seen as barbaric or should not be shown in public. And Morgan simply because he's the better of the two twins, imo, in the head at least when it comes to affection. ALTHOUGH Galina would much rather have Custis be the more affectionate one. And who knows why he doesn't initiate it more, maybe he's jealous of how easy it is for Morgan and Galina to be with each other, and when he tries he fails. He gives up easily and would rather have to put no work into any sort of relationship so he'll just go to the golden cat instead.
14. Do they enjoy PDA, or are they more private with affection?
Galina for sure, then Morgan, and lastly Custis. Also, it's probably more private on the whole as everyone has to keep up their appearances. But Galina will defiantly do it just to get a rise or to be shocking, or to be annoying in public, especially at a party. But real genuine PDA is more private if that makes sense? Like if she's been invited to their manor she and the twins have no problem kissing in front of staff at some point when they turn their little hate party into a party of three that are def doing the nasty. BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME. LMAO I think I mentioned that they do not do threesomes. But she has def had the twins just always at different times.
35. Is their relationship a secret? If so, why?
Maybe at first but that was because the Twins just thought of her as a savage or it could hurt how they look. But even though her nobility is sort of up in the air because Tyvia is like Big X to the nobility but because of her business and what she does so well she has A LOT of money. So they try to think of her as nouveau rich, even though she's not, but it's better than a fallen Tyvian noble. So after everyone gets over themselves they have no problem just being 'yeah we've fucked what of it?'
38. Who’s got a quicker temper?
OHHHHH Custis for sure. Galina loves and hates it. Sometimes she tries to goad Morgan but Custis is her favorite. But that's because she's toxic and likes to fight and be entertained, also when she makes it stressful for Custis she's more likely to get him to break or bend to her and then she'll do what she pleases. Someitmes it's nice and just holds him and gets him to shockingly snuggle or something sweet, otherwise she'll just fuck with him.
42. What’s their relationship like with each other’s friends/families?
Well. The twins will never meet Galina's sisters LOL Her two sisters would never dream of leaving Tyvia, how they have themselves set up they're good. They make Galina leave to do their bidding and her own business to the other isles. Also, I doubt the twins would have, and will never (depending on their ending) meet her family or friends since they'd never go to Tyvia. At least that's what I'd imagined based on how they are. But for her meeting or knowing the twins family... She does actually find Treavor cute but he's got no bite to him. She likes to chase and she likes to play games and find Treavor a bit boring but sweet. So he'd be maybe good husband material since she feels she could get him to do anything she wanted. LOL manipulate. And... Do the twins have friends? The nobility of Dumbwall is very interesting to her and she'll find ways to just make everything funny to her. So probably does not get a long with their friends but is sort of respected since she's good at playing mind games like the rest of them.
49. Do they keep secrets from each other?
Probably? Mostly the twins keep secrets from her. She on the other hand has no problem with just talking about anything openly. She does not shy away from politics or personal matters. Like when the rat plague starts she's literally 'peace out.' Like even says goodbye and doesn't just disappear or 'Oh i need to leave in the middle of the night all dramatic.' Nah, goes straight to their faces and says good luck but I gotta go home.
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osamusriceballs · 4 years ago
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EVE ILY TOO U KNOW THAT U GODDESS 😩😩😩 BUT LIKE ATSUMU WAIT ATSUMU READING THE NASTIEST ONES AND TAKING MENTAL NOTES LIKE “.... I gotta try that one no thats kinda hot” AND SAMU IS SEARCHING UP HIS LIKE “I am a business man, i am doing this for ✨business✨ purposes” BUT REALITY HE WANTS TO KNOW WHICH CUSTOMERS ARE THESE😭😭😭 PLEASE HES COMING INTO PRACTICE TOO LIKE “CAPTAIN!! Did you know our fans think you’re a dilf?” “Atsumu, me? Im only 29” 😭😭😭
RIZ, YOU WONDERFUL, PERFECT, ADORABLE HUMAN BEING, MY SUNSHINE AND HOPE, MY CUTE LITTLE BEAN 🥺🥺💖💖 take all of my love!! 🥺🥺💖💖
The difference between them got me on the floor 😂😂
IMAGINE ATSUMU TRYING THAT STUFF IN REAL LIFE AND FAILS UTTERLY AHSJSKSJ-
Okay, okay, taking this to the next level:
Him, heavily making out, and trying to include a daddy kink, being like:
“Who‘s your daddy?“
“My what??“
Him: *instant regret* *dead* *never mentions that again* *they lied to me on the internet :,(* *I thought that‘s hot*
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I kind of died by just imagining the second hand embarrassment 😫😫
And that was the moment when Atsumu turned his experience into a funny FF and became the most famous writer of tumblr :,)
AND OSAMU AHHH-
*me, taking a mental note to never leave my phone on heh table if I visit Onigiri Miya*
SO MANY CUSTOMERS WOULD WRITE ABOUT HIM AND THIRST OPENLY AJDJDKEKK-
✨Business purposes✨ only, hmm? 👀 tell me then, Samu, why do you also keep posting thirst traps and hinting some stuff online, hmm? 👀 we all know that you read the naughty online stuff~
RIZ, I hope you had an amazing day !! 💖💖 *HUGS YOU TIGHTLY*
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ragnvdnir · 3 years ago
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Ok i'm back to reply to your messages 😍
miss kamisato girly better come home but if she aint doing that you who who will : kazuha 😏 ay*to might just sign up in a business marriage to continue the bloodline 😌
Yes i hope i lose my 50/50 to that certain sweetie pie 2 😍 i've only won it one time with albedo and lost every other 50/50s with no diluc 😔 and c2 qiqi and keqing :') i have like cons for each standard 5* and i am still dilucless 😭
bc i was just in a village doing alright then i became your royal advisor over night and now im crazy like you 🧐 if i did get a hime cut irl we would be twinning 🤩 the queen and her royal adviser twinning in hairstyles (real!) Yes you're def dragging me to som crazy things 😭
This "betrayal" to are talking about means that i'd kick asses for you but i'd kick your ass too if i have to do it 😋😎
Yes i can see through your brain 😌 it's giving so much wide ass open minded vibes 💪 no but 😭 you're really successfully making everything sound funny or a joke everytime 😩
True abt vyn 🙄 man is allegedly aspiring to be an attention wh*re??? 🤨 Asking is easy but he wants to manipulate you instead 👮 yeah he may not physically be strong but he'd fit in a role to be proclaimed "dead" and the actual killer in the movie 😰
Today's generation must be smarter bc look at them not making the sweetie pie the standard 🤬 (this is a joke we def respect your ideal types ✌️😭) yall wilding when you can just settle for a simple but also luxurious life with Diluc Ragnvindr 😤💕
"maam this is mcdonalds" do you think you can stop me?? u lowly peasant of a cashier 🤨😎 can i just please order an extra large fries and a spaghetti with coke drink maam 😌 marius teases MC but he knows when 2 stop too when u literally cant take it 👍 cant let you die bc of him 💪 have fun having the stages of grief again 👍 she got engaged by default so that we would not try to endorse her to mhy as a potential lover character 🤬 they know they makin their side characters especially the women look good bc we cant date them 🙄
Also to the ppl cancelling Ein over using emojis: 🤺🤺🤺 dont you dare slander her humor 🤬🤬🤬 ur just jealous she's funnier than yall 🙄😤 (this is a joke again i dont do fights with ppl so pls ignore me 😎 i literally have no time to fight in nonsensical arguments) just keep using the emojis 😍😍😍 bc who are you to bow down to them 😋
No but about the ableist thing 😰 i kinda am frightened to whatever stuff that id do or say would come out of me bc i was ignorant of stuff
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i hope so too, i like ayaka's playstyle so she better accept my proposal🙄 kazuha will surely go home if she didn't bc after all im guaranteed😏😏 and whos this ay*to trying to set an arrange marriage🤨🤨 tell him to do it or hes a scaredy cat🤷🤷
mr. diluc is playing hard to get, just be patient bc thats what i did even though i have to suffer months before i got him😗😗
oh wait you're from a village before becoming royal advisor??😲😲 why is this kinda familiar 🤔🤔
i was a girl in the village doing alright then i became a princess royal advisor overnight. now i gotta figure out how to do it right, so much to learn and see~
u should get hime cut🤨 we're best buddies so we have to show ppl we're true and legit💆💆 kicking asses for me? yes. kicking my ass? no🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ i would run away if i have too my dear royal advisor ⁉️
sometimes i just wanna shut my mouth bc weird and corny jokes naturally comes out and i have to curl into a ball and cry on how cringy it is😔💔
ugh me and vyn being an attention seeker🤝 🤝🤝 we definitely deserve each other but my man vyn richter, manipulation is a no no or you will see a flying slippers and appliances coming your way🙆🙆🙆
agree, diluc set the bar too high to reach. diluc would do anything for you (yes we respect your opinions dont mind us! after all *glances at thoma* there's a certain malewife i would need in my life hehe)
me? a lowly peasant? i see🤔🤔 ill be looking for a new royal advisor. just ask my butler for your last pay check
i still refuse to believe that celestine is engaged 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
naurr bc i started overusing emojis with my irl friends as a joke. apparently, i never got away from it👀 i think emojis is a part of my life now😔💔
same same anon😭 i now have to prevent myself from doing things bc i wont know that i did something horrible until someone points it out or mentions them. im just glad that this is not twitter bc i will really get cancelled even tho i did that unknowingly😟😟 twitter is a scary place to be in and not to mention the toxic side of genshin fandom existing there😗😗
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