#why is this in my head

[mamabear937]

So I'm sitting here at work, and all of a sudden this little rhyme pops into my head completely unprovoked:

Trumpty Dumpty sat on The Wall

Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall

All of the Republicans

With all of their men,

Couldn't put Trumpty

Together again.

And like...now I can't get this damn rhyme out of my head. I don't even know why I thought it up lol.

[yourlocalrandombisexual]

wait it just hit me that piper's kids are gen z and we're currently living in the future that chris was trying to change...

[angelsonthesideline]

You ever wake up to some random word or lyric in your head?? Some obscure thing you never say or use or listen to???

The word of the day is *haberdashery* (I’ve never used this word in my life)

[audreyrose7]

Elena Williams, Stephen Cooper what are you doing? we've known each other for a very long time now, and you've always been my best friend, I have always loved you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you-

Wait, you're not just proposing to me because I'm pregnant are you?

No, no, i, i, I am proposing to you because you are my rock okay, you have stood by my side through the multiple rehabs, the jail time, the bull fighting injury, I mean you have brought me back from the edge, and sweetheart, this baby is the best thing that ever happened to us, will you marry me? Yes!

[hinamie]

10 years later

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[officialspec]

hello fandom artist. in front of you is a male character widely interpreted as transmasculine because of his vaguely gnc features. your task is to draw him next to a cis man without feminising him beyond recognition. if you fail you will be beaten to death with hammers. your time starts now

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[cutetanuki-chan]

very self-indulgent griddlehark

[grey-viridian]

Donnie's not used to having long mask tales, and Leo uses it for pranks. Raph just wants one normal day in this house.

Please enjoy this little silly comic while I'm working on the main story.

[heartorbit]

if we could stay connected, just like this

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[rohirric-hunter]

Subway really shot themselves in the foot with all the marketing they pushed for the Five Dollar Footlong way back in the day because it worked so well. The concept of a Five Dollar Footlong is so worked into my psyche even as an adult. I still remember the stupid jingle. So now every time they try to advertise the footlong the only thought in my head is, "Not five dollars, though, is it, Subway?" I saw an ad the other day for a $6.99 footlong and like objectively speaking that's not a bad price for the amount of food in a footlong sandwich, already prepped, reasonably healthy, and ready to go. But it's not five dollars, though, is it? It's less that I can get a sandwich for at any of the other sandwich shops in the area, and a bigger sandwich. But! It's not five dollars, though, is it?

[razzafrazzle]

I think that I've only drawn Ford like. 3 times in my entire life. so here's some Fordsy (and some Fiddsy. and a Bill I guess)

[image description: a page of drawings of ford, mcgucket, and bill cipher from gravity falls. near the top are two portraits of ford, one in the gravity falls style and the other in a more realistic style. next to that is a simple doodle of ford and mcgucket smiling and embracing with the caption "old man yaoi!" beneath them. in the bottom left is a simple drawing of a younger ford, and next to that is a drawing of bill with a speech bubble saying "i'm here too! also i'm hatless for spacing reasons". next to that is bill's hat, as well as mcgucket in an orange and brown 70s-style outfit and a braided beard, and he is sitting on the ground, lost in thought. end id]

[hrokkall]

"Sad Cat Poem" by Spencer Madsen

[glitter-stained]

Prompt:

After Red Hood stopped killing and someone leaked footage hinting that he's the second Robin, he expected to fight for every morsel of territory, for everybody to desert him and the murder attempts to triple.

And, well. It's not like he doesn't find himself in a rigged warehouse on Monday, walking off that one explosion with singes on his back. It's not like on Wednesday, a bullet pierces through a hole in his armour and he's losing half his blood in an alley. And sure, someone takes advantage of him throwing his helmet away on Friday (he was out of grenades and needed a bigger bomb) to fear gass him, but it's fine, he can function normally under fear gass nowadays.

Except. Except nobody deserts him. By Monday, the attempts have completely stopped. He walks into a meeting with his men and sees his goons' hands won't stop shaking, and even his lieutenant won't look him in the eyes.

Jason is confused, and so are the other bats, but soon the rumours reach their ears: you can't go after the Red Hood, because no matter what you do, once you've targeted him it's over, like a dog with a bone, he'll get you eventually- no matter how you shoot or how many explosives you use. It doesn't matter that the Red Hood doesn't kill, because the Red Hood doesn't die.